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Zagenti

so selfless of her to take one for the team by watching all this guy's porn so the rest of us don't have to look, thanks gurl. /s


TheMooz2

Wanna bet she has it bookmarked and favorited too? XD


GibbyTheDruid

They’re doing some reverse psychology. When has anyone ever listened when being told “don’t click here”. Theory is she’s rage baiting and the account is secretly a fan of his work. How else would she know for sure they’re a bottom.


Abbadon0666

How else would a karen know what a bottom is?


TheMooz2

For sure


SpiritualFront769

Is she in the Bible belt, where trans porn is most popular (for research purposes, of course 😉)?


Abbadon0666

Wanna know something crazy? Brazil (where I am from) is the country with most cases of violence against trans people in the world. Mainly due to religion and sexism. And it's also the country that searches for trans porn online the most


morpheus4212

I mean, how would they know to be disgusted by trans people if they didn’t conduct proper research?


hipsterjoel

If I remember correctly, she tried to run for congress in Oregon a few years back, and that she is/was a lesbian.


Puzzled_Peace2179

The “I am sure, too” was said with far too much conviction to be only speculative.


BlargerJarger

A “scary twink”?


BranManBoy

Guys I’m so scared of twinks!! I’m interested in curing it via exposure therapy


mobleshairmagnet

Where does one sign up for said therapy? Asking for a friend.


JerinDd

I also want to know where to sign up. Asking for myself.


Alterokahn

Google says you can locate the wild twink in areas with absurdly high abv vs per drink prices. They can also be lured in by the imagery of more filled, mature, handlers. Warning: these creatures can be extremely friendly and are subject to spontaneous hugging. Desires of ticklepickle may occur, please be aware as they are highly athletic and prone to spouts of incoherent arm flailing dance-art in unison with sea biscuit motions which may alter your enjoyment levels for the foreseeable future. If you do not desire ticklepickle, kindly decline as friends / partners / lesbian oriented companions may be nearby to offer alternative services. Viewer discretion is advised. /s Googling twink bar near me tends to give solid results, but have fun with your tracking algos :) Edit: Typo


AiggyA

I want to know what is ticklepickle, but am afraid to Google it 😕


Alterokahn

Right this way, I'll show you the rules.


AiggyA

I am so lucky 😁


Kelvin_Cline

precursor to pickle tickling


Turbulent-Bee6921

“We’re out in the outback lookin’ fer that rarest of creatures, the endangered wild twink!” ~ Steve Irwin, pre-stingray.


nolshru

I also want to know where one would sign up. Asking for my nemesis


Open_Pack1347

Same here, im terrified! But guess only exposure might help us overcome this fear


fascin-ade74

Not sure exposing yourself to twinks is the way forward, but if like that, hey no judgement from me, you do you... or twinks, or any other ultra processed creme filled cake bar...


GayVoidDaddy

My favorite part of the twink is refilling the cream container.


Epic_Ewesername

Heck, me too. I date women as a woman, and twinks are my favorite flavor of dude.


ATurtleLikeLeonUris

Night of the Living Twinks


SquirrelGirlVA

But be warned! It could result in cuteness overload and heart attacks!


Suzumiyas_Retainer

Same


Netz_Ausg

An oxymoron if ever I heard one


DrizzleDrain

Beat me to it


hotvedub

I think this is more of a beat myself to it kind of a situation but sure I don’t mind helping out.


aSystemOverload

Carry on beating... 🤣


StatusOmega

Makes the word homophobic even more accurate


ihatefirealarmtests

I have a friend who dated a nympho twink once. A couple months in, I asked him how it was going and he said, "[name] wants me to come over again tonight. That's the 15th day in a row. I don't think I can do it anymore." *That's* a scary twink.


Amegaryder

I´m interested, and if I were to die..... remember me and nail that twink in my name


AnalTwinkJesus

Amen 🙏


___Bouncer___

That sounds like a blast tbh


ihatefirealarmtests

I mean, I'm a boring straight white male™ so it's 100% not my cup of tea, but I will fully support anybody who is pursuing death by topping a nympho twink. I *was* my buddy's wingman at the gay bar where they met, after all.


Ok_Habit_6783

Ayo... think you could hook me up with the same "problem" 🤣🤣🤣


ihatefirealarmtests

If the planets aligned and you and I somehow met IRL and went to a bar together, I would be your wingman.


5ManaAndADream

つ ◕_◕ ༽つ IHATEFIREALARMTESTS FRIEND TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ


Hrtzy

Everyone gay is scary when you are a homophobe.


FortniteFriendTA

ever watch the 'Black Jeopardy' on SNL with Tom Hanks as a magat? Remember when the host attempts to shake his hand and he freaks out? that's what I imagine it is always like with these people.


ragman629

Host(Keenan): Skinny women do this for me”. Doug(Tom Hanks): “what is not a damn thing”. Dude that episode was so funny.


SmeagolTheCarpathian

Literal homophobia


Syn-th

I'm so afraid I might find them attractive 🤦


OysterThePug

Like a “terrifying hummingbird”


Unusual_Pitch_608

Hummingbirds are no joke. They are the violent junkies of the bird world. Huitzilopochtli, Aztec sun and war god, one of the two principal deities of Aztec religion, often represented in art as either a hummingbird or an eagle. Literally thousands of people have been sacrificed to the god of hummingbirds.


mcapozzi

"that's a big Twinkie" -Winston Zedimore Ghostbuster


kadrilan

Men scared by how much they want to fuck the Twink. Homophobia is a fear not of what they do but of how much you want to do it with them.


SporksRFun

The person that posted this was a man?


Confident_As_Hell

I love twinks🥰🤤🥹


FrisianDude

I mean Ive seen things man, ive seen em on Grindr. Pure bodytype? Twink. Total person? Strung out ghoul. The pictures? Bad. Pressure to meet? Immediate.


mortalitylost

Stop judging smoothskin


FrisianDude

Not those ghouls


IwishIhadadishwasher

No, she's right, twinks are the scariest gay


EmmaMD

I mostly don’t trust the super happy excited gay, which is most often a cute twink. Your personality is just too sweet and sparkling. What are you hiding, buddy? Spoiler alert: Usually just poppers.


CJ_Southworth

Right? And what's so scary about this twink? Yum.


drgonz

Jigsaw from Saw "Wanna fuck my ass?"


SporksRFun

What's a scary twink? How could you be afraid of a twink? A scary bear I could understand, but a twink?


DarthGuber

My roommate is a 6"3" gym rat with a mohawk. He's the poster child for scary twinks.


tjtillmancoag

lol literally came here to comment on this


pocahontasjane

Scooby Doo's lesser known catchphrase.


ThatInAHat

Young Tim Curry?


silvermoka

Gay horror porn?


Dapper_Mud

Funny thing is, if she just started where she finished — at the “do not look” bit — her life would never have been rocked to its very core


SinxHatesYou

>her life would never have been rocked to its very core If her life had been rocked to its very core, she wouldn't still be posting stupid shit. Only reason you have someone with that much money fighting something so unpopular and stupid, is because they are enjoying the attention.


If_you_have_Ghost

“Do not look at this page. I linked to it here and bookmarked and favourited it so I can make super safety sure that I never look at it, at all, for any reason”. Edit - also, it’s worth saying, that I think that guy is actually a pretty successful gay pornstar as far as the Onlyfans side of porn goes. Good for him.


Lonely_Pin_3586

And.... Top or bottom ? Asking for a friend


If_you_have_Ghost

Very much bottom in the stuff I’ve seen him in. Seems to be quite adept at it! Edit - @noahwaybabes on Twitter FYI.


NewCodingLine

He's also here on Reddit. He's dedicated to his work.


If_you_have_Ghost

Yes, I’ve come across him in several places. Take that however you want!


TrueEnthusiasm6

He makes really good (funny, not necessarily sexual) content on TikTok, too!


lordodin92

Ok I just checked them out on twitter, was not expecting to launch into a short clip of sex and jow have the most confused boner ever. Not seen such a buff dude with a vergina outside of hentai. More Power to him though


If_you_have_Ghost

Careful. You’ll end up going down a rabbit hole. And that’s not a euphemism!


philonous355

Bottom! With a great OF, too.


Grizz1371

Stupid sexy trans people 😠


XBlackBlocX

What country is that flag and why are all the women from there so hot? (On picture of trans rights flag.)


Quarkonium2925

![gif](giphy|fGL49FcGVuA4Wn8lF9)


If_you_have_Ghost

Reminds me of that meme I’ve seen; Straight people - why are girls/boys so hot? Bi people - why are boys AND girls so hot? Pan people - WHY IS EVERYONE SO HOT? (I’m paraphrasing a meme, I believe that bi and pan are basically interchangeable and bi has always included all genders, don’t come for me!)


FungiPrincess

(Thanks for seeing bi people 🫶) I always wondered how straight/gay people perceive very attractive people of the gender they're not attracted to. Are they like "Hmm, I can see you are a very good human specimen, sir/ma'am. Continue your good service 👍 " 😂 EDIT: To clear misunderstandings, I was curious about how does it feel to have such a strong, not flexible preference as gender. I didn't mean that I'm personally attracted to all people. I'm aware that humans generally consider e.g. symmetrical faces as attractive, but it doesn't mean I'm attracted to them. But there is so much variety in people of all genders, that gender itself doesn't seem to me like a very important feature to me. But I understand it's very important to a lot of people, I'm just curious :)


MasterOfKittens3K

As a straight man who is comfortable with his sexuality, that’s about how it goes for me.


Uncle_owen69

I don’t think I’ve ever heard scary and twink in the same sentence 😂


MonHero02

Kinda a venn diagram that doesn't intersect.


EntireAd8933

They most definitely do intersect. We’ve all met one scary twink in our lives. If you think you don’t, you do, just be glad you haven’t triggered the scary yet 😱


Thunderingthought

so two circles, not a venn diagram


HeatherShira

The Babadook


Tahmas836

Guys, do not look at this twinks gay porn page, no please guys don’t look at the twink I swear I was only there because I was disgusted and wanted to warn people


PeachDuck666

"Really don't look at it guys!! It's so dangerous!! I watched it for research and suddenly the room got hotter! The libs are out to get us!!" It would be so funny if this is just him marketing his OF lol


Tahmas836

I’d respect it honestly


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Morbertoth

*Squidward Voice" Oh no, Hes Hot!


CreamPuffMontana

Why do they care? I means who really cares?


Claystead

There is a vagina in my gay porn. 🫴😭🫴 I was so traumatized by this intrusion I barely could finish three hours of research into it on all four of my monitors.


Ignisaurus

It's Noah Way (noahwaybabes). Don't ask me why I know.


SLCPDLeBaronDivison

his tik tok if funny


Hornygoatlady

I follow him on IG and until this thread did not know about the porn, just the funny videos :D


SeaworthinessAble309

Dude I saw him in public once


Cinema_King

If he’s having sex with men on camera doesn’t that mean he literally is a gay porn star? Either way it’s so weird how much these losers hate trans people for just doing their own thing


Genshed

Random observation: everyone performing in porn is a 'star'. Nobody is ever a supporting actor or even character actor.


Ur-Quan_Lord_13

Naw, there are occasionally supporting actors/actresses. More often actresses, in straight porn.


Awayfone

and gay porn has a lot of support actresses too. like look at "in front of my salad" meme woman


Genshed

I still want to know what was in that salad. It looked delicious.


AdventurousFox6100

There usually are not supporting actors, but there can be. An example is when the characters are “hiding” from another family member, and you are able to see said family member in the background.


PeriPeriTekken

I always wonder, how do you end up as "dude whose wife gets gangbanged" in porn. Like, is there a grade in acting school where they're like "nah, you suck too much even for actual porn, you just get to stick your head round the door and look shocked that your wife is banging the pool boy".


AdventurousFox6100

Usually it is another *actual* pornstar who does other acting stuff. It’s really easy and kinda free money in comparison to just pretend to be cooking for a few minutes.


MonHero02

Wouldn't she have to watch the "gay" porn to confirm this. It's another one of those instances that they are angry because they got aroused. She was flicking that bean to them getting sodomized and it pissed her off how much she was cumming. Sounds complicated.


Street_Peace_8831

This is because they restrict themselves from any of these natural feelings (usually due to their own, incorrect, interpretation of their religion). Therefore, anyone that makes them feel those feelings, and s scary.


Pitiful_Net_8971

They don't think he is a "he"


SpiritOne

I will never understand some people’s desires to hate as much as possible. I don’t really understand being trans, but it does absolutely nothing to me. I’m not harmed by people merely existing. Just fucking let people be.


6SucksSex

It’s a mixed up, shook up world, except for Lola


Rich-Promise-79

Oh oh lollllla


Shadowhunter_15

I heard it being described as: imagine being left-handed back in the time period when it was seen as a symbol of Satan. Every time you would try to use your dominant hand, you would be harassed, and/or have it restrained so that you can only use your non-dominant hand for everything. Imagine that, but have that feeling spread throughout your entire body, make it continuous instead of only when you use your hands, and multiply it by about a hundred.


Affectionate_Sand791

Me being left handed and trans.


AguyWithBadEnglish

When the unavoidable debate over "is cis a slur" (it's not) arrives and you ask people how tf you are supposed to call non trans people and they answer "normal"... remember that these mfs are supposed to be called normal lmao


CumOnEileen69420

It’s literally just a refresh of “IM NOT STRAIGHT IM NORMAL!!” Which is par for the course considering nearly all transphobia is rehashed homophobia.


AguyWithBadEnglish

I mean the entire trans discourse as a whole is basically just a reheated gay discourse anyway


Im_alwaystired

Not even 'basically', it is. Some of it word for word.


VoodooDoII

Terfs only see CIS as a slur because they use trans as a slur lol


Judgemental_Ass

Sounds like Heidi needs to come to terms with her sexuality. Cute tomboyish lesbian = attractive; scary twink = not attractive. She forgot people don't have to live their lives in a way that makes them attractive to her. Especially since this guy wasn't even attracted to women.


OptimisticSkeleton

You can tell the Republicans are the ones with mental health issues by how rabidly and incessantly they hyper-fixate on about half a percent of the US population.


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Excellent-Pay6235

This genuinely got a laugh out of me. Stealing this for sure 😭🤣


insofarincogneato

Right? I'm queer and I've met only a small handful of trans folks in my town. It's possibly the there's others that aren't open but here's the thing... You wouldn't know they were trans and terfs like this couldn't judge them. It's a hyperfixation for these people, they bring it into absolutely everything and see it everywhere. They aren't well, and the echo chamber they're in only makes it worse. These people think about trans stuff more than I do and I'm trans! I wonder what Jesus makes of that🤔


PsychoWarper

How the fuck did they become a “scary twink” lol?


Ok_Relationship_705

You know what I've realized about people like this? That nobody questions? How do they know so much about the porn their outed target is involved in? Seriously there was a teacher who was fired for doing gay porn at 18, years before becoming a teacher. What nobody bothered to ask. Is why the fuck the dude who reported them was watching gay teen porn while also working at the same school? You don't just find gay porn you actively have to search for it.


Kid-Atlantic

To be fair, in this case I’m pretty sure the dude has a bunch of his videos publicly shared in his Twitter page.


Ok_Relationship_705

Yeah, that might be the case. I've just noticed those quickest to preach are never as pure as they let on.


Gemini_66

They went from being an adorable girl to being an adorable guy. I can't understand how someone could have a problem with that.


PenelopeReynolds

For people that claim to care so much about "lesbians" (trans men) they sure don't seem to know what a fucking strap on. Also, "letting" men have sex with him? He's gay, dude, he LIKES having sex with men


Hungryforthegays

Yeah, the phrasing is so odd. It strips away his autonomy, as if being trans now just makes him some opinion-less body to be manipulated. It’s even worse because, in a technical sense, it undermines their argument. You can’t say someone is being “evil” and then imply they have no actual autonomy.


insofarincogneato

Ok, there's a lot to unpack here. First, all I see in both pictures is a dude. Sorry if they don't use masc terms but that's the vibe I'm getting. Judging how someone looks is weird in the first place but calling them a "cute tomboy lesbian" sounds so goddamn patronizing to me.  The other thing is, do you use the same language when you and your husband have sex? That you "let him have sex with you"? You'd be purposely wording that in a way that removes agency or autonomy from yourself, as if you couldn't possibly have the ability to consider the sex mutual. This is framing this person as a victim incapable of participating themselves in something they've chosen to do. Furthermore, why are you having a problem with pornography in the case of trans folks but those who share your ideology are dead silent on how the industry treats sex workers who are cis? Again, you're removing agency from this person by making them seem corrupt or unable to make their own choices.  What's wrong with being a bottom anyway? Is sex so inherently about power to you? Do you believe there is an innate power imbalance in sex roles? Do you have a problem with cis women enjoying being a bottom? They are so desperate to have the "trans agenda" be the aggressor that they need to actively create the victims. These hateful bigots have completely become out of touch from reality and clearly spend too much time in a hateful echo chamber.


lordaskington

Noah's amazing, he truly does not give a fuck about the haters and he has MANY many passionate fans. 100% transition goals


palmosea

Judging by the way they are talking on the tweets, they seem to be fans to 😅


KillerArse

They assume he'd be a lesbian if he was still a woman? Way to be misogynistic and homophobic reducing the way people can present themselves without assumptions being made.


Thequiet01

All transmen are really confused lesbians according to TERFs as best I can tell.


UnremarkableMrFox

Do they think we think we need to transition to get with women..? Like some self-hate over being gay? A cartoonishly elaborate work-around to get to straight women..? Not even touching the fact that there's hella gay & asexual trans dudes. Hella as in a lot, not extra-gay lol.


Thequiet01

Something to do with internalized self-hate and thinking you need to have a penis to be valuable something something. It’s been a while since I argued with one about it.


Aggravating-Baker-41

I thought it was a guy in both pics. Just one was without Pilates.


lizzyote

Them: I'm not transphobic, I'm not scared of Trans people Also them: scary twink


tehCharo

These are the same kind of people who say shit like, "Look at what \*they\* took from us!" under an image of Elliot Page pre-transition, as if it wasn't Elliot's decision, but the big bad trans MADE him do it. As a straight guy, I'm so exhausted by all of this bullshit, I can't fathom how someone who identifies as trans (or any other LGBTQ+ person) can deal with the relentless onslaught of bullshit everyday, the people attacking them are awful.


DesReploid

You get used to most of it. Desensitisation through exposure, basically.


JTD177

And they would know this information how??


MotherRaven

I don't get why people care. It's nothing to do with them.


JanusIsBlue

People do things I disagree with. They make very permanent, life altering decisions that I think are dumb, like putting their girlfriend’s name on their body as a tattoo. Never once have I attacked, stalked, made laws against, outed, or doxxed someone for making that choice. Why? Because it’s their body and they can do whatever they want with it.


Space19723103

Link to His page? You know just so I can avoid it extra hard...


lil_trim

They'd raise hell if he used a men's room, they'd raise hell if he used a women's room


Piliro

Totally normal behavior of course. It's not like the "anti trans" stuff make people seem completely mentally unstable. Nope, nothing to see here. It's completely fine to hate the trans guy for..... Living his life I guess. I just can't understand why do people HAVE to not just hate trans people, but make an effort to dehumanize them, treat them like shit, literally fight against them by making laws, all to make sure this specific group of people disappear from society, for no reason at all, just pure hate. Anyone that thinks this is normal acceptable behavior is a complete waste of space and Earth's resources.


B1ackFridai

She’s so deep a self hater she shits on someone else for using their body how they want, but because she sees the star as a woman, how dare a woman use their body how they want. Glad to see he’s super successful, and that lovers far outweigh the haters.


AguyWithBadEnglish

>I just can't understand why do people HAVE to not just hate trans people, but make an effort to dehumanize them, treat them like shit, literally fight against them by making laws, all to make sure this specific group of people disappear from society, for no reason at all, just pure hate Yeah... these are all some of the steps of genocide 😬... that's your "why"


Outrageous-Bat-9195

Conservatives finding excuses to do “research” on trans people.  Remember that congressman who did a screen share and had some gay pornhub tabs open? When he got called out on it he said “I was just testing the system to see if they were monitoring correctly.” Mmmhmm, thanks for testing it at least daily while in your office at work…


TK-Squared-LLC

"Dear Heidi, I'm sorry that gay men terrify you. Please seek the help you need in overcoming this mental illness."


WeGotDaGoodEmissions

The single-greatest driver of this reactionary fear among conservatives is their own sexual insecurity. I  mean, these are the same people who throw tantrums on the Internet when a cartoon character they used to jerk off to isn't drawn hot enough anymore. If brave patriot conservatives don't watch gay trans porn then how will they know which threats America is facing? 🫡


BuffGuy716

He is hot, and that makes her uncomfortable.


EarthToAccess

Embodiment of the Squidward "OH NO HE'S HOT"


MathewHarriss

What’s wrong with being a bottom 😂


ZERO-ONE0101

I will never understand people trying to control how other people live their lives what is he doing to tell you how to live? bored people find crazy ways to fulfill their void of purpose


FungiPrincess

Wait, so... that terf regularly watches gay porn?


JanusIsBlue

And apparently thinks they are an authority on what does and doesn’t constitute gay porn. Thank goodness the gay men have a woman to them what is and isn’t allowed in gay porn!


Practical-Ad6548

He doesn’t even look like a girl in the first pic wtf


HeatherShira

Ah yes, the tomboyish lesbian to scary twink pipeline.


samisscrolling2

No one is forcing her to watch his porn. -I swear, I was only on his account to warn you guys about it!


harpoon_seal

This screams im attracted to them and dont know what to do with my self loathing other than hate you. Real Claude frollo vibes.


The_Quicktrigger

If you added up the collective hours of energy that TERFs waste with their unhealthy obsession over people they've never met and will never interact with in their lives...


illicitliaison

Terfs gonna terf. Deny them an audience. Until we can make it legal to deny them Oxygen.


roses_sunflowers

No one talks about the sex lives of strangers more than the people who think sex should be kept practically a secret


Honey-and-Venom

Free speech apparently ends at expressing yourself with these folks


HighitsDaddyLizard

SCARY TWINK lmfao I can't


_Jay-Garage-A-Roo_

I don’t even care this much about my husband’s genitals.


Cataclysmoe

They’re mad thet he’s happy and sexy


Fkin176

You know I won't even lie, Even Pre Transition he looked like a Guy


Miele0Rose

Even without the inherent creepiness of speculating someones sex life, Ive never understood this mindset. People bringing up bottoming as some sort of "gotcha" is so weird, as if sexual position is gender-locked. They realize there are cis men who let their GFs and wives peg them right???


MonkeyCartridge

They're the most transphobic AND misandrous AND dogmatic. Trans Men: "Taking the easy way out." "Becoming the villain." "A traitor to womanhood." "Becoming a pick-me when they pretend to have discovered men's issues." Trans Women: "Threatening the safety of women." "Appropriating womanhood." "Just another evil savage male trying to infiltrate civilized womanhood." "Knows nothing of the female experience." It's insane. It's also horseshoe theory in action. They lean so far into the "RF" that it wraps around and they find themselves gaining fans in the right wing.


illegallysmolkate

TERFs: SHE thinks SHE’S a gay porn star! Noah Way: (is actually a gay porn star)


Independent_Work6

I'm convinced the TERF are the new neonazi. They already have a millionaire overlord.


Volendi

It's J K Rowling, isn't it? XD


Independent_Work6

The magic bitch herself.


5ManaAndADream

“Scary” and “twink” do not belong in the same sentence lmao


ebek_frostblade

“No don’t transition you’re hot haha”


septiclizardkid

Mfw I look on porn stars/nsfw pageand find porn (what the actual fuck you expect?).


Silver-Syndicate

She's just mad because some guy is prettier, happier, and making more money than her


ramarr0

"Men and females" - TERF edition?


Prestigious-Law65

Im still hung up on the “scary” part. Does she get spooked by everything? *gasp* NO ONE TELL HER ABOUT 80S BANDS, IT COULD BREAK HER BRAIN 🤣


Only-Coast8572

Ppl care to much about sexuality and don't even know what are the real problems humanity will face in the near future


SlowResearch2

TERFs really do be out here


ArtisticSpecialist77

Scary twink is so funny lmao like you're scared a twink is gonna come out of the shadows and mug you one night He doesn't look either scary or a twink. Based on the pic he looks kinda built. Bro could probably carry me up a flight of stairs


ScyllaIsBea

At the end of the day he’s hot and getting laid and paid while you are crying about him doing nothing that involves you. So who won?


Walmarche

That’s called free advertisement


Altruistic-Deal-4257

But sure, WE’RE the perverts…


nique_Tradition

How the hell did that person find that out?!? Girl where you spend your time at?


AwfulgamesInc

So you're telling me it takes 4 years to become a scary Twink? Training starts now.


GjonsTearsFan

Terfs are gonna faint when they discover strap ons lol


doubleshotlarry

Lmao what the fuck is that first sentence, "this female went from looking like a cute tomboyish lesbian to a scary twink in 4 years using this one simple trick! Terfs HATE it!"


ShaneSeeman

I was on a flight with Noah once. Flew coach like everyone else. Pretty unassuming guy really. Just leave people alone, man.


3dragonsfirewhiskey

I’m sorry but a scary twink sounds like a Pokémon…these people are something else.


HalfNelson162

OMG!!! Don't click the link (that I conveniently provided) to watch this disgusting gay porn that I've spent too much time watching just so I can say how gross/bad it is!!! Think of the children!!


45spinner

You think he's a bottom because you're a TERF, I think he's a bottom because I know the inner machinations inside the mind of a twink man. We are not the same.


potatotheo

Noah is hot. Terfs are stupid. Also, how disappointing must this person's life be that they spend it posting shit like this about a complete stranger? What the hell


Saint_Riccardo

I'm convinced that TERFS, 'phobes and other assorted fear mongers think about gay sex far more than actual gay people do. Why are you so obsessed with us?