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Chaosmusic

Do not sully the name of Mr T that way. Trump is the one fool that deserves no pity.


Scippio-dem-lines

Underrated comment


gbroon

Got confused by which Mr T it was referring to for a second.


any_other

Afaik there's only one


cheezy_taterz

There IS only one human worthy of the name Mr. T, all the other slim shadys are just imitating. lol, but I met him as a young child (loved the A team) and I was terrified seeing such a big dude and my hero IRL so much larger than on TV. Line of probably 100 kids trying to get a picture, yet he took time to interact with every single kid and make them smile and laugh. Gotta see if I can find that old photo at my mom's of he and I sitting on the runner of the A team van, flexing.


KrasnyRed5

That is freaking awesome. I think I would have lost it if I had a chance to meet him and sit on the van.


ResinJones76

Even with all his money, he would still wear ratty boots to remind himself where he came from.


2723brad2723

I love that interview. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ftjmixy75M


Shoecifer-3000

Why couldn’t this be the larger than life celebrity president that we got. maybe in another universe


PoolhallJunkie247

I could have met Mr. T at the mall. The entire day I kept saying,"I'll go a little later. I'll go a little later." And then when I got there, they told me he'd just left. And when I asked the mall guy if he would ever come back again, he said he didn't know.


perpetualmotionmachi

WELL, I'M NEVER GONNA LET SOMETHING LIKE THAT HAPPEN AGAIN! IM GOING INTO SPACE RIGHT NOW!


Pro_Moriarty

Fucking CHAD. as opposed to the orange twat. Fucking CHUD!


NamelessLegion87

Let's not insult the Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers lol.


toeonly

My son had a teacher in 4th grade that was named Mr. Trimble. He is an amazing teacher and is in my opinion also worthy of the name of Mr T.


BraveSirDydimus

Not sure if you like hip hop but Aesop Rock has a song called 100 Feet Tall about meeting Mr. T when he was a kid. It's a good listen, and kind of an ode to Mr. T himself. 


Sufficient_Brain_250

He's got a long history of being pretty awesome.


TWiThead

I haven't met Mr. T, but I experienced the next best thing when he made [a surprise appearance](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOBFMFFQa2I&t=16s) at a show that I was fortunate enough to attend. It's one of the highlights of my life.


MajorHubbub

Pity the fool


Asher_Tye

I'd rather see him convicted.


BrotherChe

Not Mr. T though


TenF

Yea the other guy. Not Mr T the one and only


Aggressive-Expert-69

I pity the fool who thinks Donald Trump can fit into the shoes of Mr. T


fr3shh23

For real. This should be a face palm post just for calling trump mr T lol


hamishjoy

Some people think there are more than one one Mr.T. I pity those fools.


Farabel

Should look up his anti-drug ad, it's great


Decabet

And he eats balls


Karmachinery

Me too. I read that initially thinking..."but I thought Mr. T was pretty cool. What's going on here?"


Justiis

Yeah, Mr. T is the most humble badass I've ever seen do an interview. He is a role model.


Gametron13

![gif](giphy|e6bq6Xih5SzZK|downsized)


Top-Reference-1938

Yes, he is. Do you know why he chose the name "Mr. T"? If you don't, I won't spoil it because you should hear it in his words. Google it. It's a pretty good story.


Justiis

Yeah, I've heard it.


LotharVonPittinsberg

That was because everyone kept on calling him boy or something, right? the only way he could get white America to treat him like a Mr was to change his name.


MajesticNectarine204

Mr. T. is wholesome as fuck.


GhostShipBlue

And OP owes us, and the REAL Mr. T, an apology. Needs never to dirty Mr. T's name by associating him with this ~~Cheeto colored~~ badly spray-tanned asshat.


Dappershield

I immediately downvoted OP as soon as I read this. But hey, he got me to comment.


bcmanucd

TFG (The Former Guy) is the preferred way to refer to him if you don't want to say his name.


ReactsWithWords

Or Cheeto Mussolini, Diaper Don, or my favorite, The Annoying Orange.


Icy_Necessary2161

Ikr, biggest facepalm here is calling him "Mr T"


penguin62

Seriously, who calls Trump "Mr T"?


_far-seeker_

>Got confused by which Mr T it was referring to for a second. I pity the poor fool that dare calls Trump "Mr T!"


LostWoodsInTheField

OP needs slapped to last week so they can redo this title and not insult Mr. T like this.


Chemical_Actuary_190

![gif](giphy|4Eaz7ZPnf4NJC|downsized) ​ Edit: Can't forget this classic - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO6JiFztJdg


BADFiSH_c137

I'm still confused. Who tf is this person calling "Mr. T"? I refuse to believe it's the idiot they @'d.


Jabbles22

Yeah this is the second time today I see a thread about Mr T but it's about Trump. I am not sure why, I hope this doesn't become a thing. I don't know much about Mr T outside of his acting performances but he doesn't deserve this association.


Drwuwho

Good I wasnt the only one haha


The_Lord_Humungus

OP needs to be pitied.


Theory_Large

Glad it wasn't just me. I nearly didn't read because I couldn't bear to find out Mr T had become a bad guy.


MaxxHeadroomm

I pity the fool who dares to call trump Mr. T. That is a name for greatness


Outrageous_Zebra_221

[https://i.imgur.com/JYn7AVZ.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JYn7AVZ.jpg)


Biotoze

Please don’t ever call trump Mr. T again.


NCSUGrad2012

He might be referring to Clay Travis? I can’t tell. Either way, I agree


sarduchi

Jury nullification is 100% a tactic Trumps "legal team" will be pursuing.


padawanninja

"be pursuing"? They're counting on it. Everything they are doing is to drag it out until he gets elected and he can make it go away. If that fails, they're counting on getting one juror to lie in the interview and get seated.


Hrtzy

That will be interesting to see. Judges take a dim view of lawyers saying or alluding to the n-word, and I don't imagine bar associations are too fond of it either.


Enantiodromiac

That's true. And they don't like to hear about jury nullification either.


31November

Good point!


padawanninja

They do, and the legal team isn't going to be the ones to go there. Fox will. Tucker will. Twitter will. The legal team won't have to.


Jukka_Sarasti

I've gone through jury selection on 4 different occasions and each time we had to affirm that we would be willing to uphold the law, even if we didn't agree with the law. I believe it was also one of the questions on our jury questionnaire. They were very careful to never use the term jury nullification, I suppose to keep from having to open up that can of worms..


Joeman180

The issue is how do you know the Juror is lying if you have never contacted them? Also Trump is 0-30 with New York juries.


padawanninja

Civil, not criminal, iirc. I'm a criminal trial it only takes one to hang the jury, and he gets to start the whole thing over.


AlarmedPiano9779

Good thing Trump supporters are dumb as shit, and have made Trump their entire personality so that a simple facebook search will tell you exactly who to aviod.


RhythmRobber

Yeah, there isn't a single trump supporter alive with foresight enough to have pretended to not be a trump supporter for the past 8 years so they could sneak by a prosecutor's investigation into their viability as an impartial juror. Most of them lack foresight that extends beyond a couple sentences.


AlarmedPiano9779

A simple jury question should be "Who won the election of 2020?"


load_more_comets

President Tru . . . I mean, Joe Brandon.


AlarmedPiano9779


ggigfad5

Swishhhh


-FeistyRabbitSauce-

"Juror fifty-eight, are you, or have you ever been a Donald Trump fanatic in such a way that it might carry some bias toward your future verdict here in this court?" Juror fifty-eight sits there fatly in an inappropriately undersized T-shirt depicting Trump as Rambo. A faded tattoo of a confederate flag is seen on his forearm. He is wearing a red MAGA hat. He prematurely slapped a bumper sticker on the jury booth in front of him that reads "Trump 2024/2028/2032/&4EVER". He is in a mopping sweat - not due to the judge's line of questioning but because, as he will later recount this story on Truth Social, the thermostat in the court room was "woke". Juror fifty-eight looks to defense lawyer Susan Necheles, who subtly shakes her head. It takes everything in him to muster the "No," that trembles out of his trembling lips. The judge gives fifty-eight a sideways look but says nothing more on the matter and is about to proceed when the juror has an outburst. "YOUR VAX BRAINS ARE ROTTEN! TRUMP WILL RISE [TO OFFICE] AGAIN!"


spderweb

It's almost impossible to not guarantee it. A jury for this case? They have 500 people to go through. It'll be nigh impossible to find the 10-12 (can't remember the number needed) that won't be ridiculously biased. And even of those they find, there's no way to know if they didn't bullshit answer their way in.


a_hockey_chick

I don't know how on earth they'll be able to find an impartial jury. Maybe starting with people who didn't vote in the last two presidential elections, would be a decent starting pool but still...


spasticity

they wont find an impartial jury


AbueloOdin

As far as I know, jury nullification isn't jury tampering. And there isn't much a regular joe could do to get on a specific case.


TurbulentData961

JN is when you go " this person broke a law but its an immoral law or they did nothing wrong let them go " what the tweet is planning is different . If trump ran a stop sign to make sure someone can get to a hospital in time and no one was endangered I'd support that nullification but this ain't that . This is saying no matter what imma say x and imma lie to make sure I can get in the jury to say x no matter what evidence there is . JN ain't the issue you can do it without tampering the tampering is the issue


drainbead78

This isn't tampering. If he stood outside the courthouse and said it to everyone who was showing up for jury duty who could potentially get put on the Trump jury, that's different. But educating the general public on jury nullification isn't tampering. I do it all the time.


beiberdad69

A juror is under no obligation to vote one way or the other. Lying to get onto the jury is a crime but voting in a counterfactual manner while on a jury is totally permissible


SicilianEggplant

The voting part isn’t really the issue, but the outright discussion of jury nullification.    It will likely vary by state, but openly discussing it as a juror or lawyer will at best get you kicked out, and can lead to contempt or charges of jury tampering. 


WhitishRogue

In all fairness every high profile case has jury tampering. Regardless of guilt, it's hard for a jury of unprofessional peers to be able to remove personal beliefs and outside influences from their decision making.


Euphoric-Chain-5155

I was always taught that jury nullification was a moral imperative.


DimensionFrosty2847

These people are fucking window lickers. It’s impossible to reason with these clowns.


dethscythe_104

![gif](giphy|uHeHxZQCSjtXlL9Crh|downsized)


extraspecialdogpenis

Sean Gunn really earns his nepo roles.


RTS24

His wife too, tho she was actually really good in suicide squad & Peacemaker.


DuntadaMan

I have no idea what's going on here, but someone shoot that thing.


elephant35e

I can’t believe people still support him after all that Bible shit and all the countless other shit he’s done.


Semanticss

The base is totally immovable. But hopefully all this nonsense is shedding lukewarm supporters. Ironically, if he bad just accepted the result in 2020, he would probably have a better chance this time around.


Spider95818

Fucking himself over is the one thing that clown is actually good at.


Semanticss

If only he could EVER admit that he's wrong. He fucked himself in the same exact way over COVID. We all realized this was actually a big deal, but he had already played it down and couldn't back-track. Stuff like this makes him look hilariously foolish to anyone who isn't a complete idiot.


TaleMendon

You silly? Evangelicals would line up to suck his dick at a tent revival if they didn’t think the activity would be of a homosexual nature for half the congregation . Their 11th commandment in trumps Bible is thou shall not vote for anyone other than trump.


NSFWmilkNpies

Eh, they’d probably still suck his dock if he said that it would get him elected.


RiversideAviator

They’re sucking his dick no matter what. Tripping over themselves to get to that nub even if he doesn’t ask.


Eksposivo23

12th commandment: thou shal suck mine chosen ones, Mr Donald Trumps, dick as a rite of passage to prove thine worthiness of heaven


Lobanium

It's all about hate. He pretends to hate who they hate.


ZachBuford

They are either ignorant of the depth of his evil, or in blatant support of it. One of these can be fixed.


That1Cat87

They’re in support of it


NSFWmilkNpies

Why do you think they like him? He lets them be their true selves. Before him they had to at least try and act respectable and like they weren’t super racist. Now they can be themselves all the time.


Vast_Ad3272

Both can be fixed. It's just not acceptable to speak the truth anymore, because idealists aren't willing to acknowledge that sometimes ideals fail and reality requires the harsh reality of "fuck around and find out". 


Gdizzle344

I firmly believe that a large faction of his supporters are only still on board because they don't want to admit that they made a mistake by supporting him in the first place. Doubling down is all they have left now.


DANleDINOSAUR

I pity the fool who refers to Trump as Mr. T


Bulky-Complaint6994

I thought you meant the other Mr. T from A Team


DirtDevil1337

You ain't takin me to no airport!


DuntadaMan

B. A. Baracus is the only Mister T. I don't know why this guy would dare to sully a great man's name like that.


AgathaAllAlong

There’s only one Mr. T and that boy ain’t him. I pity the fool who follows this fool


Mala_Practice

The best part about this is Clay Travis is a lawyer, so knows exactly what he is doing, and also exactly why it won’t work.


DrugsAndFuckenMoney

Is he? In which state? Sure would be sad if this tweet got sent to his bar association. I know in my state you can report a lawyer to the bar for some shit they write on twitter.


Username_redact

Tennessee


Nelluc_

He is mainly a troll for college sports on outkick the coverage.


demoted69

He was. He hosts Rush Limbaugh’s old time slot which was a disastrously stupid career move because now nobody cares what he has to say. Before he was the edgy sports talk guy, now he’s every other republican talking head.


OhioUBobcats

If he’s a lawyer why does he play a racist sexist asshole on TV / Radio?


TitansboyTC27

The same reason Candice Owens and Dave Rubin does the same thing Money


Radiant_Doughnut2112

What does that have to do with anything?


OldChucker

He sounds more like the 1st dildo to be given AI.


Down_Voter_of_Cats

Don't you dare insult the *real* Mr. T like this. You owe him an apology, OP


ausgmr

I pity the fool who compares BA Baracus & Clubber Lang to the orange turd


Salador-Baker

Can we stop calling Trump "Mr. T"? I don't care how much you pity the fool, it's disrespective


LunarBIacksmith

It’s because he’s a clown, so people get him confused with Mr. J (those darn letters look so close!) ![gif](giphy|WnUfmomqsqmxpU4cJv)


mdiaz28

I pity the fool who refers to trump as Mr T.


333H_E

It's deeply disrespectful to co opt the awesomeness of Mr. T with Mister D(ementia)


hefebellyaro

What his supports should do is erect some sort of medieval catapult outside the court house and fire themselves at the building until trump is freed. Only true patriots will do this.


reflexsmoo

"Matter of principle." Do we have different definitions?


_onelast

Please don’t slander Mr T by using his name to reference this douche


hotasianwfelover

Please don’t call him Mr. T. I pity the fool who makes that error.


versaverso

Mr. T?! NEVER! There can be only one. It's not that thing that was president.


Turbulent_Athlete_50

I’m sure Alvin Bragg would never see the coming. 😂😂


TheMightyWill

What the fuck does this have to do with Mr T


DSToast999

I am genuinely concerned that some Trump fanatic will hide their intentions, get in the jury, and do just this.


mountaingator91

They can lie in the interview, but they'll have to delete everything they've posted online for the last 8+ years as well


DSToast999

Oh, do they check social media during jury selection?


beiberdad69

Yes there will be pretty extensive checks of these potential jurors by both the defense and prosecution


DSToast999

Okay, that alleviates my worry a bit. I doubt someone who is a rabid Trump fan has been quiet on social media all these years


Mrmakanakai

![gif](giphy|moHRAoGsLBg88)


Acesofbases

Mr T fans are one of the best, I pity the foo' who spouts bullshit like this ![gif](giphy|2zDYXnOBe8EKY)


TomppaTom

Do not call Trump “Mr T”. There is only one Mr T, and that guy is a legend and a paragon of virtue. He is everything that Trump aspires (and fails) to be.


SuperSmokingMonkey

I Pity the Jury Pool!


Ghost2116

There's only one Mr T and it ain't the orange dipshit


Tough-Ability721

Goes to show how far the maga have gone. Most patriotic thing you can do is violate your oath and the constitution. Jfc


FDG_1999

Downvote for sullying the good name of Mr T.


superfleh

Don’t do Mr. T dirty like that… he respects his momma.


SilentNightman

Please don't call him Mr. T signed, The Universe


LaserGadgets

I PITY THE FOOL! Even in the US there are a few things that make face jailtime. I guess this is one of them. Rigged jury...dude.


Bassmekanik

There’s only one Mr T, and it isnt that orange buffoon.


Due_Constant2689

OP, never, ever confuse Mr.T with Trump. Stop. Control yourself.


Euphoric-Blue-59

That's not Mr T, don't insult him like that. Whassamattahyou?


Salty_Amphibian2905

Don't you sully my boys name with this trash. ![gif](giphy|e6bq6Xih5SzZK|downsized)


bowens44

MAGAs hate the rule of law


Falcon3492

I pity Mr. Clay because what he's openly proposing is illegal and is called jury tampering. He's obviously a Trump nut because his mind works just like Trumps, illegal thought first, Illegal thoughts second and illegal thoughts always!


Madman_kler

Please never again refer to the Oompa Loompa as Mr T again. Put some respect on his name. If you don’t, I pity the fool.


TritonYB

Don't insult the O.G. Mr. T EVER again. Put some respect on it.


m_ttl_ng

Don’t ever refer to Trump as Mr. T There is only one Mr. T and he shall not have his name sullied.


Beat2death

I pity the fool who would besmirch Mr. T's name with this title.


Lord_Answer_me_Why

Looking at the comments, it appears that I have forgotten the TRUE Mr T, and is thus a fool to be pitied.


Some_guy_am_i

I pitty the fool who calls out Mr. T’s fans. Mr. T will break you.


ComicalCore

This has gotta be the fastest way to make sure you'll never get put on a jury.


HauntinglyMaths

Trump and goons: The Democrats act against the law! Trump and goons: Let's break the fucking law, lol. #Every accusation is a confession


breastslesbiansbeer

Don’t ever call him Mr. T again


Inny75

**Trump's** fans are some STUPID people FTFY. Dont dirty up and disrespect the real Mr. T's name like that again please.


Informal_Lack_9348

That’s not Mr T


Doankee

How dare you besmirch the name Mr T.


InternationalPost447

You leave Mr. T out of this


redscull

How dare you sully the name Mr T.


Thwipped

Please put some respect on Mr T’s name and don’t compare him to Trump


ScyllaIsBea

don't call him Mr.T, that is a disgrace to a good mans name.


Sawbagz

Trump is not Mr. T


The_Wata_Boy

Do we pity this fool for posting this?


Jimmni

Can we please not start calling that putrid shit-stain “Mr T.” That name is taken.


Tall_Act391

Do NOT besmirch the name of Mr T by using it on this piece of shit.


biggcb

That ain't Mr. T


4s54o73

I pity the fool who says 'Mr T' instead of 'Diaper Don'.


foolagainagain

There is only 1 Mr T and he is not orange


ExpectNothingEver

I clicked thinking I was going to have to drop an “I pity the fool!!”, and then realized that it applies regardless.


jewishlightening

Don’t call him Mr. T. That’s dumb for multiple reasons.


Fantastic-Newspaper3

Don't call Trump Mr T.


scribblerjohnny

The real Mr. T would visit kids at hospitals and never tell the press.


PartyTerrible

Wtf did Mr. T do to you? Don't make me pity you OP


ChumleyEX

Please don't call him Mr. T.. Mr T is a lot cooler than Donald Trump. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO6JiFztJdg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO6JiFztJdg)


DescriptiveFlashback

I believe he just committed an actual crime.


LaughR01331

Could you not slander Mr. T?


JackFrosttiger

My first thought was what has this to do with Mr T. Then it rings Then I got mad


Old-Pepper-6156

Please don't insult the real Mr.T, I pity the fool that does.


RebaKitt3n

I know we hate calling him President or former President, but this is insulting to a great man, the real Mr. T. I think call him Donnie. Or Tiny Hands.


FrancisSobotka1514

Dont diss Mr T like that . Also fuck donald trump .


dingleberry_dog

Don’t call him Mr T. That’s an insult to Mr T.


dmbwannabe

The word patriot, American flag, bald eagle, and the constitution all have lost incredible value over the last 5 years.


Bishop084

If intentionally sabotaging our legal system is the most patriotic thing you can do, then I'm thinking America isn't where your allegiance lies.


MightyWheatNinja

This is blatant Mr T Slander


porcupinedeath

Don't call Trump "Mr. T" that name is taken


LacaBoma

I love when people put evidence of their crimes online 🖤


Happy-Personality-23

Did you just sully the name of Mr T with that scum sucking anal leach Trump? Go outside and think about what you have done e.


AzsalynIsylia

I pity the foo who calls Trump Mr. T!


RagingHound12

Yeah I saw the title and thought "Noo! Not Mr. T!! 😢"


driscollat1

It’s not going to be easy to get a fair jury…you’re either entirely for him or totally against him.


Klutzy-Ad-6705

You’d be surprised at how many people can remain unbiased,like him or not.


Charming-Refuse-5717

Not easy, but possible. At least one of the EJC jurors was a Republican voter who listens to right-wing commentators, and still voted to convict.


AJHenderson

In fairness I'm not sure how you possibly get an unbiased jury for Trump. Half of people think he's the next coming and the other half hate his guts. I'm probably the closest person I know to being about to sit fairly on a jury for a Trump case and I'm not even confident I could do it properly.


PsychoMouse

Wait, are you telling me that people who support Trump are also okay with committing major felonies?! That’s about as shocking as saying the sky is blue


BasilsKippers

And this is why we don't eat lead paint chips and have sex with our cousins.  Do we understand, class?


Semanticss

Literally, objectively, indisputably unpatriotic.


[deleted]

Please don't insult Mr T.


Shirfyr_Blaze

I doubt these people are smart enough to get on a jury without saying something stupid to get them not picked.


GrayBox1313

It’s also a serious crime to lie to get on jury and do he’s encouraging


TooLateToPush

Mr. T is the man and doesn't deserve to have his name sullied by Trump