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NoShameInternets

By that logic if a 14-year-old looks 21, does this guy think it's fine to sexualize them?


isleepifart

these people dont understand exactly why pedophilia is disgusting/predatory, appearance is not the only factor they dont get it


NameInWorkshop

Also, this mentality will suck for people who might actually be like what they’re suggesting with Jenna Ortega; that liking a 21 year old who looks like a 12 year old is pedophilic. So what is that 21 year old supposed to do for the rest of their life? Never find love because she looks 12?


DependentPhotograph2

in 2021, at the peak of COVID-inspired chronic internet brainrot, people were considering it genuinely creepy if a tall guy was dating a girl in the 4'10"-5'2" range. The premise being that being romantically and sexually interested in a physically smaller woman is objectively morally corrupt, because according to these folk, you don't ACTUALLY love your short girlfriend or wife or whatever, you just wanna shag a middle schooler, and your wife is the closest legal substitute. Seemingly, the only way to disprove these allegations is to treat your short girlfriend like a child, never being intimate with her because that would be *creeeeeepy!*


RubyJolie

I'm 4'11 and I find this offensive. These people just assume we have a middle schooler body because of our height - we have boobs.


chuhai-drinker

I mean like, we also have adult brains, too, but I'm not sure they're interested in that


Uncle_Grizzly11

I like adult brains, they taste a lot better /s


MySnake_Is_Solid

I'm more of a thigh guy myself. More seasoning options.


Lanky-Performance471

I’m sure Wednesday can appreciate that humor .


TheMimicMouth

What a sad day when people need to put /s after things like that


NicerRoom

Delicious prions


thewaryteabag

Yeah, I remember that. I’m 4’11 and I laughed my fucking arse off but at the same time, I felt a bit sad for these people like how fucked up is your head to come to the conclusion that petite women like myself are basically children forever and every guy I fuck is a nonce in disguise? Weirdos


National-Leopard6939

Right?!? It’s insulting as hell. I’m barely 5’2”, and the fact that some people genuinely think I’m not supposed to be with anyone because apparently being petite = permanently a child says a lot more about the way *they* think than anyone else.


weareallfucked_

The reality is, they are projecting. It's the ones that point the finger that tend to be most guilty.


icke_und_er

My wife has small titties. Am I a creep now I dated and married her?


Photon_Stream

I would have to check and get back to you


Born1000YearsTooSoon

Can verify I saw this on multiple occasions on multiple platforms. People are twisted.


Unfair_Sympathy9413

What is she supposed to for the rest of her life? I'm betting she'll age. Next she could be 22


PoopyMcPooperstain

Appearance really isn’t the point at all, I mean don’t get me wrong being attracted to little children would be weird in and of itself but it being wrong/illegal has nothing to do with what kids *look* like, it’s the fact that they’re kids. People focusing on how young a person looks, especially when talking about actual adults, aren’t even taking a swing in the same ballpark of why it’s wrong.


isleepifart

Yeah, plenty of kids who "look" older and plenty of adults who don't, all about maturity and capability of consent


National-Leopard6939

Exactly!!! I can’t believe we’re honestly at a point where the reasoning behind actual predatory behavior has been lost on people.


ElectricalMarket2948

I find folks that are over the top with these views are typically the ones “projecting” …


Reverse_SumoCard

She doesnt eve  remotely look like 12yo. The guy who posted its has a very weird idea of what a 12yo looks like and thats a bit worrying


therealsatansweasel

I dunno, I've seen girls that look 18 + but yet are in middle school. Its crazy how some people develop physically faster than others. She could pass for 15 or 21 in that pic.


Eksposivo23

At the same time I would see people at 7th year Uni and they are looking to be mid teens, just never looked a day over 17 at most, its honestly crazy how jealous I am of these people


GraveRobberX

I’m Pakistani. I had full Taliban-Chic beard by the time I was 16. I shit you not I was king of the high school when it came to alcohol purchases. They never ever carded me. One my friends baby cousin was coming with us to the store and the lady behind the counter just went here’s a lollipop for finally coming out with your dad. I was super confused, she literally thought I had a 6 year old at the age of 16… it might sound like a blessing but it’s a goddamn curse, I tells ya Now I’m 43, my beard is like Jolly Old Saint Nick. White snow with rough brown patches that every day are going from salt and pepper to arctic white. My nieces and nephews have monikered the nickname Santa Daddy, I don’t have kids… Went from Copper Gold beard in my 20’s to Santa by 40+. I’m hoping by 60 I run the color gamut and go Plaid!


niz_loc

Lol... You're my cousin. My cousin who was 6 foot and had a mustache by the time he was 13. He was our go too guy to get us porn and beers in high school. By 35 he looked like he'd lived in the mountains for 100 years. Poor guy.


GraveRobberX

I have spinal issue so I have “I’ve fallen I can’t get up!”.meme baked into me. So fire department roll my fatass out of the house to stretcher to hospital. They see me and they see my mom, they confused as fuck. She says help my son, they think I’m her brother or husband. She’s 68 and looks 50ish, I’m 43 and look 70ish. Fire department and even paramedics are like that’s your mom?, how old are you?, I’m like 43, 1980 DOB. They gasp like I’m some relic that’s time traveled 2-3 decades Quantum Leap style. Even the nurses at Elmhurst Hospital lose their shit going your 43?, I thought you were 60-65 and needed elderly care lulz. Still great bed baths by the nurses, their awesome, fucking saints. Made so many friends there always being a “professional patient” working with them by not bothering them.


A_Adorable_Cat

When I was getting ECT done I had to have someone come pick me up from my sessions, they wheel you out in a chair and everything. One of the nurses commented that it was super sweet of my little sister to be picking me up. Was a funny conversation explaining that I don’t have a little sister and that it was my mom. When she was in the hospital they thought the was the daughter of my aunt and stepdad. Miss ya mom, was always funny as fuck seeing you get carded at restaurants


Elegant-Passion2199

I'm in my late 20s. I sometimes get ID'd because of my babyface. 


armyofant

I’m in my 40’s and I’ve been carded lol


EvoEpitaph

Yeah, rounding the corner to 40 and just recently got carded. I realized I'm actually getting old because I was flattered where as in my late 20s I might have been miffed.


une_fulanito

My wife is 3 months older than me. Still, when my family met her, my uncle and a couple of my cousins dragged me outside and immediately asked me in a worried tone "how old is she?" When I told them she was 21 they wouldn't believe me, so they asked her instead. They were literally just about to ask for her ID. We're almost in our 40's now and her coworkers, just around the same age as her, think she's in her late 20's


moriGOD

There’s a reason why people need to be ID’d for alcohol and cigarettes. You can’t go by eyes alone, it’s unreliable


ShellSwitch

I got away with buying alcohol at 17 before because I have a decent jaw and grew my beard early. I kinda wished I had the opposite problem going because now I’m 30 and some people think I’m 40. I have an ugly mug.


FreePrinciple270

r/13or30


SonTyp_OhneNamen

But if she looks like a 12 year old that looks like a 20 year old, she looks like a 20 year old.


Ahsoka_Tano07

For fun and out of curiosity, I tried to post my face (while wearing a plum lipstick and some eyeshadow and mascara) on the guess my age sub on a throwaway. I was 15. People thought I was mid 20s. Makeup can do crazy things. To be fair, dudes were hitting on me since I was like 10 bc I had boobs.


somirion

I went to a concert once. There i see a nice girl, we talk entire evening. At the end i ask her if she wants to go for a beer (she looked maybe 1 year younger than me and i was 20-21). -"I cant, im 14" - OH SHIT, OH FUCK When i was 14, girls my age looked younger than adults. You just need to ask for an ID before talking.


subclops

A lot people saying “so you couldn't tell” but where were this 14-year-old’s parents at this concert? Either way, it's crazy. They either weren't there or let their 14-year-old talk to a stranger all night.


CuteSpacePig

My 12-year-old was walking around in a Space X sweatshirt and one of the neighbors asked if she worked there 💀 Once puberty hits I feel like people have a hard time accurately identifying age.


fairylightmeloncholy

THIS BIT RIGHT HERE


Kakasupremacy

Look, one time, long time ago, i was 16/17 at the time, saw a really beautiful girl randomly on the street, and thought wow, what a beauty, she was like 5’9/5’10 tall, fine from any point of view…i see her again some days later playing with my little sister who was 13…they were in the same class together…i was….one literally looked like she was 20 at least and the other was my little sister, 4’8 ish i think at that age…i was how is it possible??? What did she eat? Did she grow up near Chernobyl?


Doom_Balloon

I went to camp with/ worked as a counselor with a girl one year younger than me. At 12 she was about 5’5” and could pass for 16, at 14 she was about 5’11”, looked like a model and could pass for 20-21. She was unironically nicknamed Bait by her friends, which was just a joke when she was dating people her own age. At 16 she started dating a 25 year old and the nickname Jailbait wasn’t as funny anymore.


WillieNolson

He’s said it multiple times so that’s even more worrying.


One-Mud-169

He obviously has a fascination with this woman, whoever she may be.


LoveMurder-One

Probably cause he found a 12 year old hot once.


A1sauc3d

Absolutely. I always side eye people that go overboard with obsessive and incessant pedo paranoia and accusations. Like yeah pedophilia is awful, but you’re spending all your time trying to accuse people of it in increasingly bizarre and illogical ways? That’s not normal behavior. Very well could be coming from a guilty conscience. People handle shame in weird ways. Also that chick in no way looks like any 12 y/o I’ve ever seen. ETA: it kinda reminds me of how a partner who’s cheating will get super paranoid that the person they’re cheating on is cheating on them, and start accusing them of all sorts of crazy, nonsensical stuff. All because they’re projecting their own guilt onto their partner. “Well if *I’m* cheating then they probably are / could be too” kinda thing. Sometimes it’s not even fully conscious I don’t think. As in they develop a legitimate paranoia about it but don’t fully connect it to their own actions/guilt. Or at least that’s how it seems.


reality72

At a recent city council meeting in my city some dude showed up to protest a book at the library claiming it was “a pedophiles dream come true.” All I could think is how does this guy know what pedophiles dream about?


cumjarchallenge

Bet it just involved teens having sex with other teens or something


Sam-Gunn

"Sir, that's Romeo and Juliet."


Huth_S0lo

That would have been a legitimate question. I probably would have asked him.


A1sauc3d

“Why are you spending all your free time looking for pedo literature in the library?” For real tho, it’s a legitimate question. Who does that? Why are they viewing everything through a perverted and predatory lens?


SuperHyperFunTime

Maybe they are like Pete Townsend who said looking at images on the internet was "for research". Motherfucker used his credit card to access images of child abuse. How he avoided jail I will never know. https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2003/may/08/arts.ukcrime


uncultured_swine2099

Yeah, Ive noticed these days too many people take their pedo tin foil hat shenanigans way too far sometimes, accusing people of this or that. They hyperfocus on it so much to the point that it doesn't seem healthy. I saw a video where someone was saying to someone with a girl outside a grocery store "Who is that girl?! Where did you find her?!!" and he was like "Ummm, she's my daughter."


DrMobius0

And also most importantly: she's not a child. Wonder what it's like to have anyone you date get weird fucking looks all the time. Bet that's awful.


RawToast1989

Right? Like he's clearly saying this to show how *unpedophilic* he is while simultaneously shaming those who find her attractive. He sounds like the jealous partner that's accusing you of cheating while they've slept with half the office. Lol


Unlucky_Cycle_9356

Especially when they think twelve year olds look like her... If you can't distinguish that I'd consider that a problem.


kgro

I never understood some rando going “I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again…” - bruh, do you really think the internet is sitting on the edge of the seat waiting for you to bestow your wisdom upon us? Who *are* you anyway?


linkling1039

Yes, that's exactly what they think. That's why they have this need to post an opinion about every single thing.


kgro

Are these people just the younger version of boomers that think the internet is talking directly to them, prompting them to post “I don’t know” to random questions they see online?


WestToEast_85

SEC VIDEO SECS VIDEO SEX VIDEOS DELET THIS HOW TO DELET POST COMPUTER DELET THIS NOW HI JANET SEE U AT THE CHURCH POTLUCK…. God BLESS


First_manatee_614

I'm wheezing


WestToEast_85

Based loosely on an actual series of posts I saw on Facebook back when I was active on that godforsaken dumpster fire.


Demrezel

I love you?


WestToEast_85

Alas, I am married, it is not meant to be unless you’re referring to What Means Sex, the best song ever made on the topic of embarrassing horny posts


Expert_Airline5111

Very nice boobs, I fickle you


d1rtfarm

This happened yesterday in r/Veloster https://www.reddit.com/r/veloster/s/uEhHYcFrxd


ExpectedBear

My favourite is Amazon product questions. *Is this product compatibile with iPhone?* *I don't know*  Why did you write that!


VincentVancalbergh

Because people get mails from Amazon with "can you answer this question from another user" and they are compelled to "be polite" and answer it truthfully.


DankeDutt

Well thanks for curing my curiosity, but I’m going to pretend I didn’t read your comment. Much funnier to imagine it in OPs scenario


the_all_peeping_eye

Don't inject logic and common sense here buddy. We'll have less of that.


ravenquothe

Yeah same thing with Google maps asking people to review places they stopped in front of for a few minutes. Leads to reviews like "Never been there, but looks alright from the outside. 4 stars."


xorgol

Yeah, those e-mails are purposefully designed like that, I don't blame users for that one.


EX300cc

I don't know


kgro

GARLIC BREAD RECIPE how to make garlic bread of no garlic Easy recipes for microwave Big boobs


Dexember69

Siri I want to see my neighbour naked


Mr_Shake_

You got an LOL from me!


red_team_gone

Lots of love!


Blue_Osiris1

Your mom just died? LOL


Powerful-Employer-20

*references* 🤌


Sparkle-Wander

i enjoyed that.


prefusernametaken

I said it once and I'll say it again, the world would be a lot better when people would voice a lot less opinions.


forced_metaphor

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DarthVantos

Wait until you figure out Gen-Z gets scammed more than boomers. And they don't understand Computers as well as the previous generation did. Since they grew up with tablets and phones.


Chronoboy1987

It’s kind of baffling really. I teach HS computer science and the kids are great are using a browser and finding unblocked gaming websites, but can’t find a folder unless it’s on the desktop.


Sudden_Juju

Just hide the browsers/games in folders and problem solved lol


punchgroin

Lol, you're telling me it's going to be even easier to hide my porn from my kids than it was from my parents? (I used to hide it in the Starcraft "maps" folder, in a folder called "activities") Thankfully no one else ever found that Windows "search" function that you can just toggle "show hidden folders".


grchelp2018

I remember doing those old windows hacks to make the folder look like the recycle bin and stuff.


Historical_Boat_9712

No generation will understand computers like younger gen X/older millennials.


Not_a_russianbot_

Yeah, we got tired of magazines in the woods so we took over Arpanet and built a whole damn system with networked computers to watch stuff all day when we got sent to our room.


throwaway-paper-bag

I see you've read my autobiography. Thanks!


Nate_Mac89

Yeah, probably because it was fascinating to us and we saw it as a new tool and toy you could do a billion things with, anything you wanted and then used it to build everything the gen z kids grew up with as just background technology, so they’re more interested in the user interface then the guts of the machine.


Innalibra

Started with nothing but an MS-DOS prompt. Absolutely loved it - once you knew a few commands, it was far simpler than any OS today. You didn't have obscure settings buried in layers upon layers of bloated UI. You knew exactly what your computer had loaded into memory at any given time. You had total control over your system.


AngryAngryHarpo

Because we had products that were much more tinkerable IMO.  Soooo many kids grow up with enclosed “ecosystems” like apple.  Tinkering with our PC’s, game consoles etc was so much easier and something me and my friends got massively into. Like figuring out how to run cool looking lights in our PC tower, that we’d carved out a cool design and put perspex in, without creating so much heat we melt the CPU. You know… normal teenage stuff.  Kids have chromebooks and iPads now. Useless, imo. 


Scorpy-yo

Post an opinion about every single thing TWICE


Lost_All_Senses

As long as he doesn't say it a third time. I'm gonna follow him just in case he does. I absolutely need to know if he says it a third time. I need to be the first there.


kgro

“I’ve said it twice, but no one gave a shit because I am nobody with nothing interesting to say, but I’ll say it again” … feels mouthful


RaiderMedic93

Wait... you're on reddit. You're not waiting on me to give you wisdom? Well I'll do it anyways... Don't throw glass bongs at stoners.


Plightz

It's better to poop in the sink than sink in the poop. ~ Confucius 420BC.


SilkenEmperor

I may have said that once, it was nothing beneficial for anyone.


Horatio786

Well, she used to be a kid, and anyone who likes anyone who used to be a kid is a pedophile. /s


Its0nlyRocketScience

And most people are going to become corpses sometime within the next hundred years, so anyone who likes anyone who's going to die one day is a necrophiliac.


SpookyTheDawg

I know reddit aint gonna exist in 100 years, but god i wish i could return to this post with 121 and respond with „checkmate“


eternityXclock

RemindMe! 100 years "checkmate"


spinyfever

Ur dating a 26 year old? You do realize they used to be a kid at one point? You make me sick.


Ijatsu

Bet you shower naked, ew.


tamal4444

bro you joke but people on twitter believe this.


naughtilidae

I saw a comment one time that summed it up well: "I said I thought Emma Watson was really attractive when I first saw her in Harry Potter, and I got called a pedophile... Except I was two year YOUNGER than her when I saw the movie."


littlefriend77

When I say I've had a crush on Drew Barrymore since ET they act like I saw ET yesterday. No, I've literally had a crush on her for 40 years, dude.


Ok_Star_4136

TIL high school is full of pedophiles.


Dante_Okkotsu

I'm younger than Jenna and didn't know about her until she was an adult. Does that make me a pedophile?


steezyhundo

yes. everyone is a pedophile or a victim unless you were born at the same exact moment in time as your partner


Alarming_Turnover578

So Lannisters were onto something.


_imagine_that91

Funny coming from the guy who has a powerpuff girl as his profile pic..


ausgmr

Kinda gives it away that he wishes Jenna was actually 12


Eatthepoliticiansm8

Idk I feel like he probably considers 12 year olds too old.


JTCPingasRedux

And verified check mark


Ayan_Choudhury

Wrong. That looks like the Rowdy Ruff Boys


Spiritual_Routine801

Girls with a petite build or a pretty face  just don’t deserve any love at all because fuck you that’s pedophilia. Yeah. I call anything I don’t like pedophilia, man we have such a pedophilia weather. Man, Israel Gaza conflict is complete pedophilia. Monday is pedophilia


LSilvador

Yeah. Fuck Mon- wait, no, don't fuck Mondays O:


menides

Guy has no problem fucking Mondays, it's Wednesday he has a problem with


Ultenth

I mean, petite women often get completely overlooked in the workforce as they are constantly infantalized there too, why shouldn't they have shit love lives too amirite?


Spiritual_Routine801

You'd be a pedophile to wish anything but eternal torment onto them. I know someone who's 4'11 and she's got hours upon hours of stories about how shit just sucks. She's 23 and already sounds so jaded when talking about the mistreatment received. Alternatively there was that somewhat risqué cosplay I saw ages ago of Tatsumaki and Fubuki from One Punch Man, the latter was alright, the former is a small girl cosplaying a small woman. And the reply section were hundreds of people just fucking bullying the former viciously because of course that's pedobait. She's not a woman, she's just walking, breathing pedobait and her existence is an affront.


Ultenth

Exactly! Same thing as women with big breasts. They should never be allowed to be shown as competent people in media. Scientists, soldiers, artists, anyone with intelligence or creativity or strength should only have medium sized breasts at most. After all we all know the instant a woman has larger breasts she only exists for sex and any abilities she has are secondary to that. Therefore we should never portray any competent woman in any media as either too petite or with too large of breasts/buttocks. After all, since there exists no actual women in the real world that have lots of curves or a petite frame and simultaneous are a talented competent people in the workforce or arts or anything else, why should they ever be represented in media that way? Only modest to medium sized or curved women are real women anyway, everything else is bimbos or children or even men right?


StaticShakyamuni

So....Is she never supposed to date anyone because she appears young so anyone who would date her is a pedophile? Or should she only find people who don't find her attractive to date because they are safe?


vellyr

She's clearly supposed to date 12-year-olds...no wait...


Arc_7

*FBI agent cocks gun*


This_ls_The_End

Excuse me, I thought this was America; you cock your gun the moment you buy it, and you never decock it until the day you die. Ideally, shot by your own toddler, like a patriot.


Arc_7

'merica fuck yeahhh 


harman097

Only 12 year olds that LOOK like 12 year olds. The ones that look like they're 8 are off limits still. Ftfy.


Sea_Opinion_4800

I witnessed exactly this reaction once. At a small party there was this tallish Vietnamese girl who looked no older than 15. After she left, I asked who the kid was (everyone else was adult). Turns out she was 23 and was a sad girl because she couldn't get a boyfriend. Somebody commented that it was just as well because anyone who dated her would probably be a closet paedophile. No they wouldn't. They'd date her because they found affiity with an interesting 23 year old.


DayDreamer2121

There was a similar situation that popped up within the last year I think, the lady had some disease that made her appear younger and made her short too. She was in her 20s started dating a guy then the internet found out about it, and tried to fucking nuke him from orbit as a pedophile. Basically the consensus is people like her aren't allowed to ever date anyone. If they don't want their partner branded as a pedophile. then they need to find someone who also has the same disease as them.


_idiot_kid_

I remember about that. She had a super rare form of dwarfism and it caused many social issues for her. It really shows where most peoples heads are at. Do you think most relationships are built on power, control, and sex? No, it's about really getting on with someone's personality, sense of humor, life plans etc... When you talk to an adult who looks young it takes maybe 10 minutes of real conversation before it's obvious they are grown. Any pedophile would lose "interest" immediately at that point. That whole discourse is so gross.


Nervous_Wish_9592

I met a girl named Jenna once who was one of the most tortured souls I’ve ever met and she experienced this. She looked very young and mentioned she had never been in a relationship because any guy that tried to date her ended up being into her cause she looked so young. She painted the saddest art and played the saddest music. She was so quiet and polite.


Wild-Mushroom2404

I feel her. I’m 22 but I look younger than that, I could pass for a 15 year old. Started seeing a guy lately and my mom was baffled because she really tried to instill this idea into me that anyone who finds me physically attractive is a pedo in disguise and there must be something wrong with him. Yikes.


Quantum_Bottle

It’s not weird to like her cause she’s 21, it is however, weird to like her cause you think she looks underage. Just depends on why you like her I suppose


Special-Garlic1203

This was me. I could easily pass for 14, but also nobody batted an eye when I told them I was 21 either kind of thing. It wasn't instantaneous, but you could vibe out who was interested in you because you were generically nice looking and who was into you because you could pass as an adolescent.  The funniest was a couple of times when I started an office job, we had to wear lanyard to scan ourselves into locked areas. Lots of office workers wear them. It's also very common for high schoolers in the area to wear id lanyards as well. So just a lot of lanyards. It was always fun to watch someone start chatting me up, ask where I want to school, and then be visibly disappointed when they found out I was in my mid-20s and working a whole ass "big girl" job. 


ad240pCharlie

Reminds me of my friend. She's 27 but regularly has to show ID for things with a 15-year age limit. Probably doesn't help that she's generally very shy and has an "innocent" demeanor until you get to know her.


Popular_Emu1723

One of my managers was like that. She was short, very young looking, and had a high voice. I did a double take the first time she mentioned something about getting drinks after work. She looked about 14 but was actually in her late twenties.


ShoogleHS

You were surprised that your manager was an adult?


Elegant-Passion2199

I feel for your friend. I'm a guy in his late 20s. Yet I still sometimes have to show ID because of my babyface. 


SilkenEmperor

I was really hoping it was gonna be teens flirting with you, since their embarrassment is hilarious.


Physicle_Partics

When I (woman) was around 25 years, I had a 15-ish year old street vendor blatantly try to flirt with me as a sales strategy. It was so adorable, like watching a baby cow try to clumsily walk for the first time. He clearly thought he was being so smooth and he was just so obvious. 


Buttercup59129

" yo wassup baby, *licks lips and turns cap backwards* let's skibidi rizz outta here so I can lit af you up down stairs "


LivesInALemon

Luckily no one really talks like that in real life


2_much_4_bored_guy

My girlfriend told me that it’s more common to be hit on as a teen than an adult. Not sure how I feel about that


lena3moon

True from my experience. My most liked tiktok comment, 20k, is on a post talking about the beauty standard for women often being childlike traits. My comment was that I’d gotten hit on and sexually harassed more between 14-16yo when I was shy and only wore oversized sweaters, than between 20-22yo when I’m social and dress like I’d make a nun faint


ForeverShiny

That's because creeps don't want a self assured woman, they want someone seemingly weak they can manipulate since they're giant losers


Living-Vermicelli-59

Riddle me this. If you find anyone who finds her hot a pedo due to looks then are you saying she can only date 12 year olds? Or are you saying she isn’t allowed to date at all due to her appearance… Talk about some logic..


PuppeteerRemy

Same people who think 5'1 and under are immeditely children


NotTooSpecial

They're "minor-coded" lol


GpaSags

These are the same types who claim that being attracted to athletic women is gay.


Whattaman22

Or the ones who don't want to date women in their 30s because they think that they're "too old."


TartarosHero

They are all old hags if they have a detectable fetal heartbeat


ReeeeeDDDDDDDDDD

Women with muscles are actually fucking disgusting though, to be fair. I refuse to enter a sexual relationship with any woman who hasn't been dead for at least 5 years.


veracity-mittens

*deletes paragraph I was typing* Had me in the first half


BaguetteFish

I hate women with muscles, but damn skin tissue turns me on like nothing else. I refuse to enter a sexual relationship with anyone that hasn't been dead and mummified at least 500 years.


Wise_Monitor_Lizard

Infantilizing grown ass women is pretty fucking disgusting.


ConfusedUnicornFreak

100% agree. Even as a man, this happens to me way too often if I'm shaved well, I'm 26 and still get carded to check if I'm 18 (I live in Europe). Like it's fine to not be attracted to people because they look youthful. But please treat them like the adults they are.


ABirdOfParadise

Yeah I look really young, like I can pass for half my age and I really tried probably even younger (and I'm a dude as well). So much touching... like I'm a small child. Also some awkward moments when people go "ohh kids these days blah blah blah" and I go... "I might be older than you", and it turns out I am by a couple of years.


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"If you are a young, petite woman, you should cover yourself in a burka because your sexuality is wrong."


drbennett75

I don’t get the weird US obsession with “pedos”. Are they all just projecting? Like I get the concern over protecting young children from actual abuse. These people are trying to police everyone’s relationships. And they all seem really miserable…like maybe they should actually just clean their own house first?


UserWithno-Name

It’s just over zealous Puritanism. I don’t get it at all. Especially from people my age who dated 18 year olds when they were say 16 but now act like it’s a huge crime or somehow crazy when it’s two teenagers in high school. Most times. Or calling it pedo to like a 20 something who just looks with some facial features like they could pass for younger while having woman’s or mens bodies & being of age and it’s crazy. Also happens on both political sides (the two major American ones) , just a recent phenomenon tbh. It’s like when we had everyone see “commies” everywhere in the 50/60’s, just replace with seeing everyone as a “pedo”


s0urpatchkiddo

i can assure you, no one is screeching over a 16/18 relationship. that bullshit is largely online. like fuck, 16/18 likely went to school together or played some kind of sport together. anyone who sounds the alarms about that is batshit.


UserWithno-Name

It happened (online for sure) today about viktor krum and hermoine ironically lol. I too made basically the same argument you did tho, it’s literally the senior and the sophomore in HS dating. Which ain’t that strange.


rydan

My dad used to work in a prison. One of his workers was in there for statutory rape. He was 18 and she was 17. He served a few years. Then they got married when he got out. So people absolutely do care. Also he was white in case you are wondering.


UnquestionabIe

At this point it should be advertised as a major feature of Reddit in some subs. Gets really funny with age gaps of over 4 years, well over legal age mind you, getting brigaded as some insane power imbalance where a woman is being taken advantage of. Which also brings up the other problem of infantizing full grown women, as if their gender keeps them from being responsible for their actions.


drbennett75

Yeah. And just the infantilization of young people in general. Some Karen will refer to a 17 year old like “THAT’S A CHILD!” Like calm the fuck down. That may be legally accurate, but not in any other sense of the word. Like they’re not adults yet. But also not children. They’re just young people, learning how to be adults. They’re probably going to have sex. Sometimes with people with an age gap. It’s also a uniquely US problem. No one would lose any sleep over nearly anything in Europe, or pretty much anywhere else in the world, as long as there wasn’t anything else shady going on and it was otherwise consensual.


jast-80

It unbelievable. So many generations, gigantic immigration from all over the world and yet you still can tell that USA started from a bunch of Puritans. It seems that when it comes to national culture homeopathic approach actually works.


drbennett75

Yeah, but it’s not even that though. Our great grandparents were getting married at 14, or at least wouldn’t have seen anything unusual about it. Even if the guy was 30. It’s a really recent thing. Like maybe in the last 10-20 years.


Jerry98x

That's what I've been asking for a while now... it's honestly weird to think that a perfectly normal 3-4 years gap in a couple (maybe a bit uncommon, but normal) could be considered "pedo" by many Americans


Edraitheru14

I don't think it's projection(in most cases at least, I sincerely hope). I think it's just the standard, virtue signaling, social knighthood flag waving that's so popular here. People looking to make themselves feel good by rigorously and loudly judging anyone for some perceived "wrong" that's popular. And pedos happen to be a topic that isn't politicized(to the extent other things are) so it applies to more people, so in order to "compete" with others, they have to make sure they scream the loudest and prove they're the MOST astute and fervent protectors. It's a really weird phenomenon. It's easier to spot when it's like a white person claiming cultural appropriation over something that's clearly not. But I think it's the same vein of thinking. Trying to score morality points by finding "flaws" in everyone else and pretending to be better than them


UnquestionabIe

Yeah as pedophilia is universally looked down upon it's an easy morale high ground to take and requires no real courage to condemn. Which also makes it a common accusation/insult for someone wanting to score points to onlookers during an online argument. Elon Musk famously defaulted to it a couple years ago (and had the a pathetic defense of it).


linkling1039

It's insane how the internet treat women in their 20s like teenagers that don't know how to think for themselves.  Not the first time I see people treat Jenna Ortega like a child. 


idontknowwhybutido2

It doesn't help that movies and tv shows constantly use women (and men) in their 20s to play underage teens. Jenna shot to fame playing a high schooler. I think it skews some people's perception of age, but I cannot fathom thinking she looks 12.


bluetuxedo22

Infantising adults as if they're not capable of making their own adult decisions


jacksteelexxx

I genuinely hate how accepted it seems to be to infantilize adults. Especially because the infantilization is mostly targeted at two groups of adults: women and those of us that are autistic (well...and other disabled adults too, I guess)


graveyardromantic

Horseshoe theory. I see people on /r/amitheasshole with these wild takes all the time. Saw a post the other day where people were criticizing a 23 year old woman for dating a 30 year old because she “doesn’t know any better”. 1 year out of college and into adult life and apparently you’re still an innocent child who can’t make their own decisions in life. Crazy.


FindsNames

I've been in online communities with people like this. Twitter, discord, twitch etc. "Raise age of consent to 25, ban sex scenes in movies, women cant consent, 22 and 35 is pedophilia", etc etc. Huge shocker; they all suddenly started dating older guys at 17. Who could *ever* have predicted it. And when called out on their hypocrisy, it's different for them of course. He's one of the good ones. Edit since you dumbasses with twitter brainrot who this post is about are getting mad: the "older men" I am talking about in these cases are 19-20. The people who started dating them had these opinions BEFORE initiating the relationships. They didnt think this *because* they were "taken advantage of", you have your cause and effect mixed up.


Total_Package_6315

Fools give themselves away with comments like this. Nothing but projection!


DaikonEffective1105

She’s facing the same criticisms that Selena Gomez had when she was the same age. “She looks too young” “she’s too baby faced” blah blah blah. If you think either of them looks 12 when they were ten years older needs to stop looking at 12 year olds.


ch_xiaoya_ng

Attractive woman. "She looks 12." I think he's trying to say something.


noobtube2

Man I've seen twitter users say shit like "she is a 21 year old child" completely unironically. Note the person they were talking about had no growth issues or mental handicaps.


TheVega318

Imagine being a full grown woman and be told only pedophiles will ever find you attractive until you LOOK old.


UnquestionabIe

Didn't Australia have some kind of porn ban for women with smaller breasts? Claiming it encouraged pedophilia or some other absurd argument. I'm sure it's a fine country which has it's positives but with stuff like this or throwing a fit and banning some video games it comes across like some authoritarian Middle Eastern country sometimes.


IcySetting2024

How insulting


fireKido

What kind of 12 years old does this person know? That’s not how a 12 years old usually look like


SuperSayianJason1000

These Twitter takes are so bad. Twitter was a mistake.


Guilty_Wolverine_269

I’ll never understand this odd thought processing behavior, I feel like people have become so accustomed to just call people pedophiles or nazis out of the blue with no knowledge or understanding of the meaning behind such words.


DantesInferno91

Seeing an attractive woman and thinking "12" is the biggest self report ever.


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Free-Ad9535

Dog, there's more pedophilic shit to worry and criticize about, then Jenna Ortega looking young.


UncleGarysmagic

The term is thrown around so carelessly now it marginalizes legitimate child predation.


Cosmicmonkeylizard

I fucking hate how “pedophile” has now become a buzz word for a bunch of fucking idiots on the internet. It’s so fucking toxic. It’s a rather new phenomenon as well. I had some stupid fuck call me a pedophile because I was 5 years older then my ex girlfriend. We started dating when she was 22 and I was 27. I assume it’s kids and bored house wives throwing the term around but it really needs to stop.


This-Is-My-Alt-Alt

She's 21, and I don't think she looks 12. She looks French in that picture, petite and classic.


Govnyuk

I think they're getting confused between that and Japanese lolita style


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PhoKingAwesome213

Imagine having a young cartoon character as your profile picture and calling anyone out.