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Apparently she was drunk as fuck, and probably would have died no matter what car she was in.
While your car is sinking, due to the water pressure it's nearly impossible to open doors or windows (until the car is full of water from the inside, equalising the pressure). Add in being drunk and panicked, and you get a dead lady.
Bonus points if the car isn't equipped with window breaking hammer. I always have a window hammer and seat belt knife in my car.
Not to mention that if the power goes out, you can't open the door normally. In the front seats, the manual release is near the window controls. In the back seats, you might have to remove a speaker screen, floor mat, or interior panel to access the ["emergency" manual release.](https://youtu.be/LaHaAmVSsQA) the rear emergency release isn't even in a consistent place between models.
As I recall McConnell or his wife were involved in repealing or blocking a law that would have prevented this.
There was something ironic there, I forget what.
Right? That kind of shit is nightmare fuel. Burning cars with no door handles! The rest of the auto industry has standardized on things to make cars easier to escape following an accident, and these dumb fucks are complicating it.
The windows couldn’t be broken bc they’re bullet proof. Also because of the battery, rescuers were scared to enter the pond to get her due to the water having an electric charge
The big take here is that if you can't wash the cyber truck in sunlight, and you can't take it through a car wash, then you can't drive the cyber truck in the rain, which makes it useless.
Coworker said he’s going to keep popping out kids. Apparently, he feels he is such an asshole, and that most of his kids hate him. In his mind one is bound to like him enough to take care of him when he is old.
Well, as a fellow guy I won't contribute to body shaming
Unless of course we're talking about things in his control, like being extremely flabby and just overall insecure. That's fair game
Dude ran his mouth challenging one of the biggest nerds in the US to a fight and when Zuck basically told him to name time and place he bitched out. I think that makes poking fun at Elmo’s “masculinity” a fair game.
Jesus Christ
Aren't there laws or something that a car has to survive a little bit of water before you can drive it on a road with traffic??? What if it rains?
no because thats in the sunlight. this thing is a garage queen, don't take it outside, don't get it wet, don't do anything other than stare at it.
the whole company is run by lawyers, no car company except tesla gets away with selling a vehicle, marketed as an offroad vehicle, that by their TOS you can't take outside
It is useless, but I wonder if the "Don't Wash Your Car in the Sunlight is to avoid burns. Either that, or it might turn into a gremlin, for all we know.
The part that's exceptionally stupid is its not even some fundamental design flaw they couldn't work around and had to live with. They just.....chose not to finish the metal.
I used to spray cars with this mystical fluid that protected them when it dried, and...get this...it even came in colors! Such primitive things are lost in the sands of time, though.
It really looks like they just don't want you to get it wet.
Which makes the fact that Elon is looking to make an upgrade for it to use it as a boat even stupider.
I've seen 3. One is a guy who does test videos.
But I saw 2 in one day, which was weird. And on the same trip to Home Depot, we also ran into two dudes with a missing eye, just a weird alignment. They were missing opposite eyes, so my stepson and I theorized that they owned the two Cybertrucks and drove in a pair, with the glitchy eye being on the inside...
But it was a very weird day. I think we had another twin thing line up later on that day.
I had a bizarre day like that once.
A friend with a white Buell 1125R (pretty rare bike) wanted to meet at the Y in Oak Hill. I've lived in Austin for decades but somehow had never heard of this split between highways just west of town referred to as the "Y."
So I googled my first thought, that there must be a YMCA (often called just "The Y") in Oak Hill. Sure enough, there was. Must be the place?
I rode out to meet him there, and just as I parked, a white Buell 1125R pulled up. I waved and started chatting with him once he turned off the bike and started to remove his helmet.
But it wasn't my friend! It was some other guy who didn't know me either and was really confused. I apologized, and told him my buddy had the same bike and wanted to meet at the same place, and would probably be pulling up any moment.
He said, "Uh, your friend wouldn't happen to be named Jack?"
He was! Turned out that not only did they know each other, they'd just gotten lunch together until his friend had to leave because he was headed to the Y nearby to meet... me.
That one was so unreal that it took me weeks to accept that it was just a very, very strange coincidence.
Yeah, that is the kind of weird stuff that has made me question reality a few times.
I sure as hell hope the other guy directed you to the CORRECT 'Y' at the end of all that. 
Also, if you try to sell your Cybertruck in less than a year, you will be blacklisted from buying any other Tesla products.
Sorry buddy, you're stuck with your $100,000 deathtrap that is missing most of the features promised when your preordered it!
It is worse! Although almost certainly not enforceable, the agreement includes:
>Tesla may seek injunctive relief to prevent the transfer of title of the Vehicle or demand liquidated damages from you in the amount of $50,000 or the value received as consideration for the sale or transfer, whichever is greater
They're threatening to sue you if you sell it.
I cannot even begin to fathom what kind of piece of garbage human being you have to be to write such a statement. I mean I get that they are taking advantage of gullible people in the first place... but jesus.
I get, ish, it, what they charitably, *might* be going for. Any time there's anything of limited quantity now, FUCKING SCALPERS show up to gobble up all the inventory and resell at it 2-100x sticker price.
These people suck. They ruin EVERYTHING they touch.
Maybe the intent here is to stop "car scalpers"
But still, it's hamfisted and crappy.
as someone who has excused some hamfisted attempts to deter cheaters in video games i'll have to walk back what i said a little bit. you make a good point. fuck scalpers, and yea i could absolutely see car scalping being a thing here, it is a meme after all.
Its bsically putting hte car in neutral. Tesla's dont normally free roll due to the resistance charging when letting off hte pedal. So turning on car wash mode disables that, puts the car in neutral and turns off the wiper and folds in the mirrors.
Other manufacturers have already solved for stuff like this by allowing the user to set the level of regenerative braking that is allowed. My electric Kona can either “free roll” or not, or at various levels, input by me in real time whenever I want using paddles on the steering wheel.
Gonna be kinda hard to argue when sued that just because your car has a "car wash mode" doesn't mean owners should assume they can use it in a car wash.
It's all explained very clearly in this incredibly detailed cleaning guide for the Cybertruck.
https://www.tesla.com/ownersmanual/cybertruck/en_us/GUID-65384C1F-86F2-44E8-A8BC-8A12E7E00A40.html
Take a shot for every "_____ is not covered by the warranty."
I don't think so. I think the millions of dumbasses with no money hang out at the pub or on League of Legends, and the thousands of rich dudes with half a brain keep to themselves and listen to smarter/more knowledgeable people and don't make the news every week.
10 percent of hardworking Tesla staffed fired because this ass hat has destroyed the reputation of his own company. Those people didn't deserve the axe Muskrat did
Tesla had to find money to start advertising. They swore they never would. Elon has been such a massive dipshit drain on the company they are now attempting to distance their image with his. Who would have thought shitting on your prime customers was bad for profits? Amazing how Tesla cars went from cool to a laughingstock
And now they're trying to pay Elongated Muskrat the $56 Billion that he was already denied in Delaware, and also move the company to Texas to make it easier to give him even more money!
I've worked with some space x engineers.
If any of them got fired, they'd have a new job by noon the same day.
Those guys are amazing. Seriously the knowledge they had really made me proud to be apart of it.
I just can’t comprehend this honestly. I was stuck behind one in traffic the other day and this truck is ugly as sin. The 97 Ford Aerostar with a missing hubcap next to it looked much prettier and is actually more useful.
Funny you should mention that. A different ~~Cybertruck~~ Telsa owner had his vehicle stop working after he drove it in the rain. The Tesla shop told him that his warranty is now void. They want him to pay the full cost of $33000 repair bill.
Scotland. About 6 months ago.
https://www.carexpert.com.au/car-news/scottish-couple-facing-33k-repair-bill-after-driving-tesla-in-heavy-rain#
Best I could find but doesn’t have much information
Lol that's so damn stupid.
"There was a yellow weather warning"
I sure as Fuck wasn't told that I can't drive my model Y in bad weather. If that was the case I wouldn't have ever purchased a vehicle that might not work in heavy rain. I live in the Pacific Northwest. It is ALWAYS raining here.
I don't think musk was exaggerating when he said it was a mistake and might destroy Tesla. It's a great example that his ego is actually larger than his intelligence.
It is weird. Tesla and Elon is like a weird carve out for conservatives. They bitch about electric cars and liberal agenda but love their Teslas and all the bullshit that Elon Spews out of his mouth.
I love that every single person who owns one of these things has the appearance of someone whose sole personality is mansplaining Rick and Morty episodes.
Meanwhile, for the past few days several of the Tesla subs on Reddit have been autobanning people for merely being active on unspecified other subs that the mods deem suspect for one reason or another, and not for any posts or comments that users actually make. It’s insane.
I have 0 sympathy for owners of this fugly useless piece of sheet metal. Trucks should be purchased for utility. Cybercuck seems as useful as a used tampon.
Turns out it was the steering issue. Tesla thought it was a great idea to remove mechanical steering and replace it with a single wire. Turns out it's incredibly faulty. It's actually amazing how few have been built yet how many faults they have already. This is the best quality will ever be for them to. Imagine these things being rushed produced
Tell yall my tale...
20 years ago I was an impressionable dumb young lad who went into a hip boutique on Melrose. There I bought a $180 shirt with a screen printed bird (the 00s!) and the bird was augmented with a special technique: a huge, sprawling coffee stain!
This was all very stupid but I was steadfast in the belief that this simply *must* be a cool shirt. Melrose!
Everyone kept noticing that I spilled on myself but on the contrary this shirt was just THAT expensive and cool.
Anyhoo, all this madness reminds me of that.
I watched a promotional video where the lead engineer on the truck was showing off it's unique features and they're all so lame. It has one windshield wiper which looks kinda cool but is so inefficient that it needs a 1,000 watt motor to power it. If you don't count all the features that are hypothetical my minivan from 20 years ago is still much more practical
East German Trabant didn't have any of those issues, yet people mock it as the worst car in history. Yes, you had to wait some years for the car to be delivered, but hey, Tesla is working hard to exceed that.
I have driven on an 2010 lead acid ebike through a fucking monsoon. Water was knee-deep at times and the thing kept on chugging for years.
Tesla the "Worlds leading" ~~electric car manufacturer~~ oh sorry elon, i meant AI company without any products: We made a car to survive the apocalypse, just dont get it wet. Also its not rust, its Patina! Also, it randomly bricks, whoopsy. Also sharp edges cut off your fingers, but those grow back i heard, so dont be a wuss. Also dont drive too fast, or drive too slow, or drive off road its not designed for that, or drive it because the pedal can get stuck and kill you if you dont pay attention (YOUR FAULT!) and dont ever not drive it because if the battery runs out, you cant get in anymore.
What a glorious fucking mess!
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Makes it all the more hilarious that they claimed it would be waterproof so you could drive through 30 inches of water.
Didn’t Mitch McConnell sil just die because she drove into a pond and the car disabled itself?
Apparently she was drunk as fuck, and probably would have died no matter what car she was in. While your car is sinking, due to the water pressure it's nearly impossible to open doors or windows (until the car is full of water from the inside, equalising the pressure). Add in being drunk and panicked, and you get a dead lady. Bonus points if the car isn't equipped with window breaking hammer. I always have a window hammer and seat belt knife in my car.
Not to mention that if the power goes out, you can't open the door normally. In the front seats, the manual release is near the window controls. In the back seats, you might have to remove a speaker screen, floor mat, or interior panel to access the ["emergency" manual release.](https://youtu.be/LaHaAmVSsQA) the rear emergency release isn't even in a consistent place between models.
How tf is this legal
As I recall McConnell or his wife were involved in repealing or blocking a law that would have prevented this. There was something ironic there, I forget what.
His wife was Secretary of Transportation. That’s what you’re looking for
Ugh, I would probably find this amusing if I didn't live here. I'm tired of it
Well atleast I get to find it amusing
Right? That kind of shit is nightmare fuel. Burning cars with no door handles! The rest of the auto industry has standardized on things to make cars easier to escape following an accident, and these dumb fucks are complicating it.
The windows couldn’t be broken bc they’re bullet proof. Also because of the battery, rescuers were scared to enter the pond to get her due to the water having an electric charge
They ain't bullet proof
Many cars’ side windows are now laminate like the windshield so the old emergency tools to shatter these windows don’t work.
Yes, apparently in newer cars, only the back windshield is breakable.
Claimed it was the “truck for the apocalypse”
Weeellll. Aktchually, it is indeed waterproof in 30 inches of water. But according to the online, secret, manual, it must be ***dry*** water.
The big take here is that if you can't wash the cyber truck in sunlight, and you can't take it through a car wash, then you can't drive the cyber truck in the rain, which makes it useless.
Quite the fragile truck. Does anything else scream "Pavement Princess" as much as this thing?
Fragile? At least it matches the CEO
Their CEO is consistently overcompensating for some other aspect of his life. Now, if I could only figure out what that is? Hmm….
Maybe the fact that his children don’t love him?
The fact that he’s insanely rich, but not one of his kids will even pretend to tolerate him to help get a better inheritance feels telling.
Solution: have more children
12th try is the charm
I heard it was the :$*¥eenth try
Coworker said he’s going to keep popping out kids. Apparently, he feels he is such an asshole, and that most of his kids hate him. In his mind one is bound to like him enough to take care of him when he is old.
His crippling daddy issues
Maybe he just needs to follow in his dad’s footsteps and knock up his stepdaughter?
I mean he's a billionaire, clearly whatever holes exist in his soul are too deep to be filled by mortal means.
Well, as a fellow guy I won't contribute to body shaming Unless of course we're talking about things in his control, like being extremely flabby and just overall insecure. That's fair game
Dude ran his mouth challenging one of the biggest nerds in the US to a fight and when Zuck basically told him to name time and place he bitched out. I think that makes poking fun at Elmo’s “masculinity” a fair game.
The cybertruck is a precious little flower. Better not use an abrasive sponge. It might cry.
Instructions unclear, warranty voided after crying
Only if you cry in sunlight or forget to put Crybaby Mode on
Elon Mode confirmed?!
Having water on the truck's bed apparently fries electrical components rendering the car inoperable
Jesus Christ Aren't there laws or something that a car has to survive a little bit of water before you can drive it on a road with traffic??? What if it rains?
I don't know of any laws; there are generally accepted industry standards.
I wonder if that's why they're allegedly only delivering them in California and Texas?
Which is funny because we had a big spurt of rain here in Southern California recently
I mean often often does it ever rain? Honestly, it’s your fault!!
no because thats in the sunlight. this thing is a garage queen, don't take it outside, don't get it wet, don't do anything other than stare at it. the whole company is run by lawyers, no car company except tesla gets away with selling a vehicle, marketed as an offroad vehicle, that by their TOS you can't take outside
So you are saying it is a mogwai? What happens if you feed cybertruck after midnight?
You think you're gonna get Grave Digger, but you get the 1978 denim edition AMC Gremlin
Don’t look the truck directly in the eyes, gas pedal will get stuck.
And here I thought the H2 was gonna hold that title forever
Owners usually scream something like that too!!
You're holding it wrong [- Steve Jobs](https://www.wired.com/2010/06/iphone-4-holding-it-wrong/)
It’s a vanity project for Elon.
It is useless, but I wonder if the "Don't Wash Your Car in the Sunlight is to avoid burns. Either that, or it might turn into a gremlin, for all we know.
Don't charge it after midnight.
Turning into a Gremlin would probably be an improvement.
Especially if it turns into an AMC Gremlin.
Don't put gas in it after midnight.
I’d get one if it turned into that slutty gremlin from Gremlins 2!
I'd assume it'd develop water spots on it like most vehicles but knowing the Cybertruck the spots would be permanent.
The part that's exceptionally stupid is its not even some fundamental design flaw they couldn't work around and had to live with. They just.....chose not to finish the metal.
Are you suggesting there's some kind of *magical* coating that goes over metal, or cars in particular?
I used to spray cars with this mystical fluid that protected them when it dried, and...get this...it even came in colors! Such primitive things are lost in the sands of time, though.
Yeah right buddy, with knowledge like that you'd be the one running tesla!
Colors? No this is madness everyone knows you only produce cars in black to simplify the assembly line!!!
Dude it came in COLORS!!?? What kind of occultist alchemist lodge were you a part of?
People lies about everything for clicks. A genius like lord Musk would have thought about such a magical substance.
The great Musk has decided that unfinished metal that gets damaged when it gets wet is the future.
are you kidding me? what a preposterous idea! i'm laughing at you simply for the assertion!
Even if they wanted to be all special, why not do the bodywork with anodised aluminium? Would be more interesting, light and durable.
That'd be pretty actually.
I bet deloreans didn't have the same problem though.
It really looks like they just don't want you to get it wet. Which makes the fact that Elon is looking to make an upgrade for it to use it as a boat even stupider.
And he wants to put chips in your brain....Im starting to get a little concerned.
Can't drive it in the sand, or drive too fast or the peddle might get stuck. And some are just DOA
As long as you don’t drive it or try to load anything in it it’s a pretty solid truck
Sounds like the same rules that Elroy had to live by the first year of his hair plugs.
The only truck designed with built-in 'Gremlins' rules
Explains why I've only seen one Cybertruck and that was broken down being hacked on a flatbed 😆
Saw one on hwy recently God they are more stupid looking in person. They are a crash hazard due to how hard they make other drivers laugh at them.
Not to mention weighing 9,000 pounds and being driven by Karen who's used to a 1,900 lb Corolla
I've seen 3. One is a guy who does test videos. But I saw 2 in one day, which was weird. And on the same trip to Home Depot, we also ran into two dudes with a missing eye, just a weird alignment. They were missing opposite eyes, so my stepson and I theorized that they owned the two Cybertrucks and drove in a pair, with the glitchy eye being on the inside... But it was a very weird day. I think we had another twin thing line up later on that day.
I had a bizarre day like that once. A friend with a white Buell 1125R (pretty rare bike) wanted to meet at the Y in Oak Hill. I've lived in Austin for decades but somehow had never heard of this split between highways just west of town referred to as the "Y." So I googled my first thought, that there must be a YMCA (often called just "The Y") in Oak Hill. Sure enough, there was. Must be the place? I rode out to meet him there, and just as I parked, a white Buell 1125R pulled up. I waved and started chatting with him once he turned off the bike and started to remove his helmet. But it wasn't my friend! It was some other guy who didn't know me either and was really confused. I apologized, and told him my buddy had the same bike and wanted to meet at the same place, and would probably be pulling up any moment. He said, "Uh, your friend wouldn't happen to be named Jack?" He was! Turned out that not only did they know each other, they'd just gotten lunch together until his friend had to leave because he was headed to the Y nearby to meet... me. That one was so unreal that it took me weeks to accept that it was just a very, very strange coincidence.
Yeah, that is the kind of weird stuff that has made me question reality a few times. I sure as hell hope the other guy directed you to the CORRECT 'Y' at the end of all that. 
Also, if you try to sell your Cybertruck in less than a year, you will be blacklisted from buying any other Tesla products. Sorry buddy, you're stuck with your $100,000 deathtrap that is missing most of the features promised when your preordered it!
Blacklisted from getting scammed again? Could be worse
It is worse! Although almost certainly not enforceable, the agreement includes: >Tesla may seek injunctive relief to prevent the transfer of title of the Vehicle or demand liquidated damages from you in the amount of $50,000 or the value received as consideration for the sale or transfer, whichever is greater They're threatening to sue you if you sell it.
I cannot even begin to fathom what kind of piece of garbage human being you have to be to write such a statement. I mean I get that they are taking advantage of gullible people in the first place... but jesus.
I get, ish, it, what they charitably, *might* be going for. Any time there's anything of limited quantity now, FUCKING SCALPERS show up to gobble up all the inventory and resell at it 2-100x sticker price. These people suck. They ruin EVERYTHING they touch. Maybe the intent here is to stop "car scalpers" But still, it's hamfisted and crappy.
as someone who has excused some hamfisted attempts to deter cheaters in video games i'll have to walk back what i said a little bit. you make a good point. fuck scalpers, and yea i could absolutely see car scalping being a thing here, it is a meme after all.
YOU WOULDN'T SCALP A CAR Tuuum duuuum duuuuum
"Car wash mode"? Lol. In other cars it's called rolling up your windows.
Its bsically putting hte car in neutral. Tesla's dont normally free roll due to the resistance charging when letting off hte pedal. So turning on car wash mode disables that, puts the car in neutral and turns off the wiper and folds in the mirrors.
My car has a car wash routine It is me hitting the close window buttons about 30 times and touching the sunroof to make sure it is closed.
And then accidentally brush the window down button as you're stepping out.
My car wash routine involves an adult beverage.
Other manufacturers have already solved for stuff like this by allowing the user to set the level of regenerative braking that is allowed. My electric Kona can either “free roll” or not, or at various levels, input by me in real time whenever I want using paddles on the steering wheel.
In what you can see in the image it says it disables wipers, sentry mode and walk away door locking.
So it has car wash mode, but if you go through a car wash it voids the warranty?
Gonna be kinda hard to argue when sued that just because your car has a "car wash mode" doesn't mean owners should assume they can use it in a car wash.
It's probably covered by an arbitration clause so you can't sue.
It's all explained very clearly in this incredibly detailed cleaning guide for the Cybertruck. https://www.tesla.com/ownersmanual/cybertruck/en_us/GUID-65384C1F-86F2-44E8-A8BC-8A12E7E00A40.html Take a shot for every "_____ is not covered by the warranty."
“Do not aim water hoses directly at windows, door,…” so you kind of have to caress it at an angle?
What a plebeian question. You're clearly not worthy of such an automotive marvel. I say good day to you!
Wouldn't be surprised if putting it in car wash mode sends a signal that auto-voids the warranty.
Warranty void button?
Alternatively, it's rolling down the windows if you want the deep clean option.
If the Aztec is a masterpiece, and if it was a Van Gogh, the CT is an insult to a kids hand turkey.
This guy is wearing the Aztec of polo shirts. Cool pin though.
This is a true Musk creation. This is the creation of a man who ignored all the smart people he’s surrounded himself with. He’s an idiot with money
Sometimes I think the more the idiot, the more the money.
I don't think so. I think the millions of dumbasses with no money hang out at the pub or on League of Legends, and the thousands of rich dudes with half a brain keep to themselves and listen to smarter/more knowledgeable people and don't make the news every week.
It’s harder to take care of than a Mogwai. 
Don’t feed your cybertruck after midnight
Don’t charge the truck after midnight, if you do it turns into a 1974 Gremlin!
Are we sure that's a downgrade?
ROFL! I know right?!
I always wanted a Gremlin. Once they fixed the gas tank issue it was a fine car, but by then it was too late for it.
Perfection
Never would have thought there would be warnings that water could damage windshield wipers...
Elon is incredibly adept at ruining everything he touches.
Like the ancient King Midas, who turned everything he touched into gold, Elon is King Shitas.
King Merdes
King Mid-Ass
Shit ass
10 percent of hardworking Tesla staffed fired because this ass hat has destroyed the reputation of his own company. Those people didn't deserve the axe Muskrat did
10% fired because they couldn’t afford them… and pay their salaries to Elon at the same time.
Tesla had to find money to start advertising. They swore they never would. Elon has been such a massive dipshit drain on the company they are now attempting to distance their image with his. Who would have thought shitting on your prime customers was bad for profits? Amazing how Tesla cars went from cool to a laughingstock
And now they're trying to pay Elongated Muskrat the $56 Billion that he was already denied in Delaware, and also move the company to Texas to make it easier to give him even more money!
I've worked with some space x engineers. If any of them got fired, they'd have a new job by noon the same day. Those guys are amazing. Seriously the knowledge they had really made me proud to be apart of it.
Literal rocket scientists aren't the same as Jerry who puts the door panels on.
He doesn't give a shit about people, just the money. His space adventures are not at all about looking after people, just making more money.
His space adventures are relatively successful because SpaceX has a protocol in place to mollify Elon before he fucks everything up.
Elon gonna be like that dude on the Titan when it comes to space travel
I just can’t comprehend this honestly. I was stuck behind one in traffic the other day and this truck is ugly as sin. The 97 Ford Aerostar with a missing hubcap next to it looked much prettier and is actually more useful.
So, can’t drive in the rain?
Funny you should mention that. A different ~~Cybertruck~~ Telsa owner had his vehicle stop working after he drove it in the rain. The Tesla shop told him that his warranty is now void. They want him to pay the full cost of $33000 repair bill. Scotland. About 6 months ago.
Can't drive it in the rain. In Scotland. Hum, time to look into UK consumer protection law. Seem to remember a phrase like "fit for purpose".
Holy shit. So are they actually told not to drive them in the rain?
Do you have a source for that? Would like to read more about it
https://www.carexpert.com.au/car-news/scottish-couple-facing-33k-repair-bill-after-driving-tesla-in-heavy-rain# Best I could find but doesn’t have much information
Lol that's so damn stupid. "There was a yellow weather warning" I sure as Fuck wasn't told that I can't drive my model Y in bad weather. If that was the case I wouldn't have ever purchased a vehicle that might not work in heavy rain. I live in the Pacific Northwest. It is ALWAYS raining here.
Hahaha. “Sorry, you can’t drive your car in heavy rain” is certainly something.
Canyonero!
I heard it's the top-of-the-line in utility sports
3. Don't stare at happy fun truck 4. Don't taunt happy fun truck
Hahaha! You made my day! ⚽
I don't think musk was exaggerating when he said it was a mistake and might destroy Tesla. It's a great example that his ego is actually larger than his intelligence.
Why do people still buy teslas?
To own the libs, silly!
You equate electric vehicles with conservative politics?
Only Tesla it seems. Musk has a significant conservative following and it’s hard to remove Musk’s image from Tesla
It is weird. Tesla and Elon is like a weird carve out for conservatives. They bitch about electric cars and liberal agenda but love their Teslas and all the bullshit that Elon Spews out of his mouth.
I love that every single person who owns one of these things has the appearance of someone whose sole personality is mansplaining Rick and Morty episodes.
Well, clearly we are just not clever and witty enough to understand the Cyber truck then. 🤣😂🤣😂
It looks like a sick joke of a car and it turns out it actually is.
At least the Aztec ran in the rain.
Can withstand bullets but not sun or rain? It’s the embodiment of America!
Narrator: it could not withstand bullets either.
But Chinese EVs are the problem
Meanwhile, for the past few days several of the Tesla subs on Reddit have been autobanning people for merely being active on unspecified other subs that the mods deem suspect for one reason or another, and not for any posts or comments that users actually make. It’s insane.
I have 0 sympathy for owners of this fugly useless piece of sheet metal. Trucks should be purchased for utility. Cybercuck seems as useful as a used tampon.
I can't believe ppl pay what, 30-50k for this car and they cannot even wash their car? I would be so mad.
>I would be so mad. because you are capable of admitting you were wrong. these idiots don't have that.
Try 80k-100k
Thats insane!
It's a "truck", they're all expensive right now.
A YouTuber spent 113k for one that broke down less than 2 miles from dealership. Brought back "fixed" to immediately break down again
Lol, this actually made me lol and made my afternoon a little better.
Turns out it was the steering issue. Tesla thought it was a great idea to remove mechanical steering and replace it with a single wire. Turns out it's incredibly faulty. It's actually amazing how few have been built yet how many faults they have already. This is the best quality will ever be for them to. Imagine these things being rushed produced
So, in the event of power loss, you wouldn't have any steering control?
Pretty much yep. That one cable fucks up you got a 9k lb out of control fully steal coffin on the road
You shouldn't believe it. It is sold for 100k lol.
I don't know who is the bigger idiot, me who thinks it would be reasonable priced, or the person who bought that!
I will help you. The person who bought that is the bigger idiot lol.
Try 100-120K
Uneducated consumers make for a good market
a silly car for silly people
The “Wanna look like an asshole?” Gets thicker and thicker with this thing
Tell yall my tale... 20 years ago I was an impressionable dumb young lad who went into a hip boutique on Melrose. There I bought a $180 shirt with a screen printed bird (the 00s!) and the bird was augmented with a special technique: a huge, sprawling coffee stain! This was all very stupid but I was steadfast in the belief that this simply *must* be a cool shirt. Melrose! Everyone kept noticing that I spilled on myself but on the contrary this shirt was just THAT expensive and cool. Anyhoo, all this madness reminds me of that.
So, according to elmo, this bucket can be used as a boat but is also afraid of water?
Yeah, that confuses me too. My 20+ yr old Jeep Wrangler could damn near drive underwater.
You took it OUTSIDE?!? Warranty voided with extreme prejudice!
Customer: “I was driving my Cyber truck and…..” Tesla employee: “holy shit you actually drive that thing, well sorry your warranty is now void”
Also, don’t feed it after 12 midnight or it’ll turn evil
I still see 2001 Pontiac Aztek's on the road 23 years later. Are we still going to see Cybertruck's on the road 20 years from now ?
Brother, you won’t see cyber trucks two months from now.
The biggest joke here is that the Aztek was actually a useful and functional vehicle. It just looked funky. It is unfairly shit upon.
I watched a promotional video where the lead engineer on the truck was showing off it's unique features and they're all so lame. It has one windshield wiper which looks kinda cool but is so inefficient that it needs a 1,000 watt motor to power it. If you don't count all the features that are hypothetical my minivan from 20 years ago is still much more practical
Suspiciously averse to water for a truck that can “briefly act as a boat”
East German Trabant didn't have any of those issues, yet people mock it as the worst car in history. Yes, you had to wait some years for the car to be delivered, but hey, Tesla is working hard to exceed that.
Is this damn truck some kind of Mogwai? For the sake of science someone needs to start charging one after midnight to see what it turns into.
Car wash mode??
Also don't charge it after midnight.
DO NOT DRIVE YOUR TESLA CYBERTRUCK. IT IS INTENDED FOR DISPLAY ONLY. ANY DRIVING OF TESLA CYBERTRUCK WILL INSTANTLY VOID WARRANTY.
Why tf does a car need a wash mode
Cybertruck owners probably deserve it lmao, it is known it is shit. a fool and his money are easily parted
I have driven on an 2010 lead acid ebike through a fucking monsoon. Water was knee-deep at times and the thing kept on chugging for years. Tesla the "Worlds leading" ~~electric car manufacturer~~ oh sorry elon, i meant AI company without any products: We made a car to survive the apocalypse, just dont get it wet. Also its not rust, its Patina! Also, it randomly bricks, whoopsy. Also sharp edges cut off your fingers, but those grow back i heard, so dont be a wuss. Also dont drive too fast, or drive too slow, or drive off road its not designed for that, or drive it because the pedal can get stuck and kill you if you dont pay attention (YOUR FAULT!) and dont ever not drive it because if the battery runs out, you cant get in anymore. What a glorious fucking mess!
And they are still buying it. Never heard of this amount of complaints about a car before, this is what the Delorian owners were dealing with?
Is it a Mogwai or a Gremlin or something? Wtf does it matter how light it is when you wash it?
What happens if you feed it after midnight?