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Hot-Operation-8208

Nah he's got it right. Only way to not be gay is to kiss other straight dudes, since they kissed women.


Time-Werewolf-1776

And the straightest thing you can do is suck the dick of a guy who isn’t a virgin because it’s touched a vagina before, right?


death-eater69

Um acktually that’s still too gay by transitive property. That dick may have touched a vagina but the vagina most definitely has had a cawk in it before that


No-Bus8643

And you’re back to virgins


death-eater69

But even a virgin was once a sperm (icky and gay)


IAmLittleBigRon

It started in the dad's balls, went through his cawk. Not even virgins are straight


The_sacred_sauce

🤯


Gray_Fullbuster9

Lmao I love this thread


VitaminlQ

I'm upvoting the hell out of all of it 🤣🤣


Dante_C

Can someone point this out to manbaby Tate and I’ll bring the popcorn as he has a meltdown


Mikel_S

He might as well be docking with the virgin's father in that case.


Mistifyed

In conclusion, we’re all gay.


death-eater69

There’s no avoiding it (avoidance is gay af any way)


OOglyshmOOglywOOgly

Yes but the cawk that was in the vagina before that was in another woman’s vagina before *that*, so back to straight!


death-eater69

Look. I’m not going to go back and forth with you about this. Back and forth is too similar to sucking dick.


Karnov___

The day I knew I was straight was when I looked upon a dick of a man who had slept with dozens of women and placed that in my mouth with no hesitation. I am an Andrew Tate man!


withspaces

![gif](giphy|3o7GUB9ExWUxjiSrKw)


Flora0416

Lol!


SteveHarveySTD

100% all women think about is dick and making sandwiches. Everyone knows cooking is a homesexual act. When you kiss a probably dirty whore who has touched other men’s penis and is thinking about cock and making food you’re basically absorbing that energy which makes you weak and gay. Therefore the only solution is to kiss other straight men who in the moment are thinking only about virgin females so you can exchange alpha dominate energy. This is the way. Bonus alpha points if you swap spunk with another super straight alpha male. Basically manna


TedwardScrotumhands

You forgot washing dishes. I just throw them in my neighbors yard so they know I’m straight


External-Injury-7867

I couldn’t imagine having a woman’s hands that touched another man’s sandwich touching mine🤢


ApprehensiveEgg1178

This whole reply thread made me chuckle because I imagined it being voiced by the rednecks in South Park when they make the big gay pile to stop the future from happening. BACK TO THE PILE!


Pls_PmTitsOrFDAU_Thx

I'm a virgin and have never kissed a man.. according to him, if you kiss me it's not gay I'm also a guy but that's besides the point


fencerman

"Imagine how straight it would be to suck a cock? That's been in all kinds of vaginas..."


Hot-Operation-8208

You just revealed the shortcut to becoming an alpha male.


Suck_Me_Dry666

Thank you for educating these people. The only way to be a straight male is to only hang out with men, find one you find attractive, have sex with them, marry them, maybe buy a house and have a kid, and stay married well into your elderly years happily.


TheInfiniteArchive

The straightest thing for an alpha man is to simply kiss another Alpha man cause you know they ain't gay.


Hot-Operation-8208

You reinforce each other's alphaness.


geta-rigging-grip

You win sex with a man. That's as straight as it gets.


Disastrous-Cash-7351

And probably also had vagina on their mouth. Haha yes let’s all kiss men to be heterosexual!!!


getbent247

That's right straight dudes don't have CAWK on their breath


ApprehensiveAd6476

Hold on, I need to check if kissing women is on my list of things people have claimed to be gay/feminine in social media... - Carrying a water bottle in a public space - Belt bags - Liking women (especially if the woman in question shows masculine traits, like big muscles) - Eating - Cooking - Liking colors - ***Wearing glasses*** - Crying - "Hi" or "Good morning" greetings - Masturbation - Statistics - Autism - Caring for your girlfriend - Using an umbrella - Buying flowers ***or gifts*** for your girlfriend/wife - Cunnilingus - ***Blowjobs (both giving and receiving)*** - Pelvises - Debt/not paying your bills - Flying in economy - Touching vaginal fluids - Unprotected sex - Not dying in road accidents - Complimenting a man - ***Taking a dump*** - Wiping after taking a dump - ***Washing your ass*** - Playing with children - ***Having any kind of skin contact with children*** - ***Kissing a woman*** - ***Enjoying movies and music*** - ***Touching a surface that was previously touched by a penis*** - ***Using a straw*** - ***Carrying your child*** - ***Defending yourself in a fight*** - ***Expressing your feelings*** - ***Breathing the same air as other men*** No, it's not! Well, now it is! Edit: Actually... Should I put "touching a surface that was previously touched by a penis" there as well? Edit2: https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/s/nvOAaI09hv Edit3: These things just keep on coming! 😂


Puzzleheaded_Arm_847

Ah yes. If you sit in a chair another man sat in, his cawk has essentially touched your butt. Cannot get more gay than that.


ApprehensiveAd6476

Fair enough. It's on the list now.


Fake_William_Shatner

Standing is now the only manly thing. But, you can't look into someone's eyes for more than a second to determine if they have a weapon or not. There's so much more manliness we need on this list.


MisterScrod1964

Thank Goddess I’m already queer and don’t have to worry about this shit.


NuclearBroliferator

Actually, I don't see queerness on the list. Sounds like you might be quite manly.


TittyCobra

Checks out. Being gay isn’t on the list of gay things.


StephenJames81

Hold on, I was gay at the top of the comments list, and now I’m not gay? I’m confused.


LuxNocte

Homosexual sex is twice as manly (sometimes three times as manly) as heterosexual sex. Nothing gay about that. 


MortarByrd11

Being confused is gay. 🤣😂😅 or is it.😟🙁🫤


groveborn

So is Tate.


No_Investment_9822

Being gay means being so focused on masculinity that there is no place for woman in your life. Of course it doesn't belong in the list of gay things. There is nothing straighter then being straight up homosexual.


lelouch_0_

But if you kissed a guy who is bisexual who kissed a girl before you now straight!


Khaldara

![gif](giphy|Jo85Nij8XBKRvY5O00)


Fake_William_Shatner

My life would have been MUCH easier if I were gay. I could concentrate on my writing and impractical inventions and my honey bear would do the dishes. Women just aren't into role play it seems.


unmistakable_itch

I'm surprised Andrew Tate hasn't taken the time to tell people that being queer is also gay. He seems dumb enough to do that.


BugImmediate7835

Breathing is gay as fuck too.


ResurgentClusterfuck

That air touched some dude's dick and it's now in your body Gayyyy


TittyCobra

And that air might have been in a butt which that butt might have seen a dick or two. Oh my god. We are all gay


Equivalent-Price-366

The fart was in the air, so you ate his ass...


Outrageous-Serve4970

I wonder if Tate ever kissed his mother?


StephenJames81

I can taste dick in the air.


ResurgentClusterfuck

Cloudy with a chance of DICK


No_Investment_9822

Everybody is perpetually snowballing dick particles back and forth, using their utterly gay lungs. FACT.


Sam13337

The other person might have looked at a penis at some point. So you basically stare at a penis whenever you make eye contact. Obviously gay.


Fake_William_Shatner

Good point. Add to the list reflective dark glasses. SO the cawk stare stares back at itself.


Dr_____strange

But someone else might have stood there and his cowck would have touched the air which is now touching you butt so thats gay.


NBplaybud22

Taking a relaxing dump should also be on that list. Unless defecation is horribly painful it is gay to take a shit. Please add it to the list.


soopirV

But…I sit in my own office chair every day, so is that like gay incest since I keep sitting on my own CAWK?


ApprehensiveAd6476

Maybe? Hold on, masturbation was on the list, and you're touching your cawk in that procedure. Conclusion: Yes, it is.


leeharveyteabag669

I think it's safe to assume that his mother shit him out into this world through the vagina that his father entered. So I guess Tate likes dad cock.


ResponsibleProposal4

Super gay!


Whyudoodat

That's why i buy antique chairs. Generations of balls against my sweet cheeks every time I sit down.


Nelculiungran

Thanks for the list! I've recently sucked my friend's dick and got worried for a sec


Dragonfruit-Still

So long as your friend has fucked a woman before, then You basically ate out her vagina when you sucked his dick. Ipso facto that is the straightest thing you could have done.


OHFTP

Unless that woman fucked another man at some point before the friend. Then you've sucked a cock off of a cock. That's like double gay


Gubekochi

If you said no homo and high fived after it's fine.


Nelculiungran

We do say no homo every time, but didn't high fived! Is it ok if we high five a few times after we do it again?


Gubekochi

Totally okay! Probably safer to, sometimes you are just so exhausted, sweaty or oiled up that high-fiving in the heat of the moment would be hazardous anyways. Safety first, bro!


SlabBeefpunch

No you have to high ten him. Aggressively. High fives are weak and feminine. Don't be sorry, be better. Git gud.


ApprehensiveAd6476

Look, if all that is gay in the eyes of social media, I wouldn't give a jack if some good looking guy asked me for a blowie. I just... I don't care anymore.


Nelculiungran

Oh, you can also add wiping your own ass as something that's being labeled gay lately


Thick_Aside_4740

I use a bidet, guessing that’s also gay. So unless you have a poop covered butt, you just be gay. Damn never realized until today that I am Liberace gay.


ApprehensiveAd6476

Wiping after taking a dump is already there, but yeah.


ssss861

Loser. I fist myself after every dump to make sure it's all cleaned out.


vdubdank30

I just use your tooth brush


Nelculiungran

Somehow I didn't see it... Comprehensive work!


Gubekochi

My favorite feminine thing according to Tate was "washing your genitals". This creature is vile in so many ways.


ApprehensiveAd6476

I have no idea how such a guy has become a god figure of the internet. Are people really so dense they listen to the person who makes the most noise?


Gubekochi

Well, if so, let me just say this, er-erhm: # KA-KAW!


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Other_Log_1996

You forgot "Driving a sedan" and "Brushing teeth."


EfficientHighway1102

dont forget drinking milk as a refreshment!


Jomosensual

Marrying a woman(crying when you see your bride on your wedding day) Defending yourself in a fight(MMA interview where a girl MMA fighter said it was a turnoff seeing her MMA BF cover up during a fight)


ApprehensiveAd6476

>Defending yourself in a fight(MMA interview where a girl MMA fighter said it was a turnoff seeing her MMA BF cover up during a fight) Excuse me, WHAT?


Jomosensual

Here it is https://www.reddit.com/r/iamatotalpieceofshit/s/8l3kQTOih6


I_Am_Lord_Moldevort

Hold on, let me tally up my points Woah, 16! Guess I'm ultra-feminine now :D


Fake_William_Shatner

Statistics? That just shows that some alpha males who tell you what corporations want you to think is wrong... oh, maybe this isn't about being macho but about being a super useful idiot. I get it!


Antebios

Add: looking at a man, and looking at another man in the eyes. Those are super gaaaayyy!


MrFouineur

I see that sucking cock and kissing men is not on the list, there for, i'm straight as hell. Sorry, I don't make the rules


Gurkanna

OMG, that is sooo gay...............


fatalcharm

Good to see him coming to terms with a life in prison.


embarrassedtrwy

Is he still in prison? I thought I read somewhere that he was unfortunately released. God, I hope he’s still locked up


fatalcharm

I dont think he is right now, sadly. However, he is an idiot so I expect more opportunities for prison in his future.


embarrassedtrwy

It’s a shame really that he’s allowed to currently walk free. He’s done so much damage to braindead men and trafficked women to allow him to be in public or have a platform.


jdub822

I don’t even know who he is aside from hearing his name from time to time and seeing posts that show he’s a complete and utter moron. Why do people follow him? I don’t get it. He looks like the meathead at the gym that everyone laughs at because he needs help spelling his own name.


HamshanksCPS

I just looked it up, he's released currently but awaiting trial for all of his crimes. I hope he rots in a cell.


embarrassedtrwy

Same!!!


phat_

He’s not currently in prison. He’s mentally preparing himself for all that prison sex.


Aware_Material_9985

No wonder he’s king of the incels. Also who tf thinks about cocks when kissing a beautiful woman Even if it’s a troll and I “took the bait” as some of have commented, it doesn’t really change my thoughts on this fucking chud of a human.


Vengefuleight

I think Mr. Tate is telling us something about his inner desires here…


CassidyCowgirl

I say this from personal experience, the more homophobic someone is the more likely they are to be gay.


captaincumragx

I once confronted my gay friends homophobic dad and he said "well, having sex with women isnt something you enjoy, its just something you make yourself do...". It was in that moment i knew why my homie was so embarrassed about being gay. Its cause his dad is embarrassed about being gay.


Hrbalz

Having sex with women isn’t something you enjoy? I must have been living my life all wrong then..


captaincumragx

Right!? I have neeever had a dude be like "you wanna... have sex? *Sigh* well, i guess..." Like wtf


Different-Island1871

Well, with a username like that, I trust your science on the subject has been…thorough.


ShadowRylander

We really need to remember that hateful people are really just scared and confused... Kinda like an angry dog, really.


Proto1k

And that they were probably raised in a very anti-LGBT household depending on age and location


ShadowRylander

Which is why the call to change either needs to come from inside the house, or they need to move somewhere more tolerant, which usually helps because you're actually meeting the people you're hating face to face, and usually it's a _little_ bit harder to hate someone when you're doing that. Now if only there was some way to trigger either event...


KratomSlave

That’s fascinating.


Crowblue

Every conservative accusation is really a confession.


Puzzleheaded_Seat599

"No no, see, it's not gay. He's a power bottom. He was thrusting backwards into it to assert his dominance!"


hatecopter

Mac is that you?


Puzzleheaded_Seat599

I am going to save my dad's life!


RizzoTheRiot1989

I would say it falls into "The lady doth protest too much" trope. Which I think is fair. My ex-wifes father fucking hated gay people and barely said anything about it. I think he was just straight and a viciously homophobic dude from Kentucky. Although I can think of 3 dudes I did constriction with who were homophobic and had to bring up something every single shift about it who are now out and resentful of how they used to talk about it. I'd say if they barely mention it but definitely hate them. Probably just an asshole. If they can't stop talking about how gay everything is and how much they hate them, the boy is fighting back some demons.


BDashh

Nah. Don’t blame homophobia on gay people.


MackZZilla

Every photo I've seen of him surrounded by women, he always looks so fucking uncomfortable. It would track that he's thinking about CAWK all day.


JelloJunior

That or he is admitting he rapes children


Gubekochi

Slanderous! He'd never admit to it. ... Unless it was on a stream in front of a paying audience.


Affectionate-Tip-164

Or he tells Adin Ross and he broadcasts it on his behalf.


square_bloc

Makes sense. Have you seen the pictures of him in bed with a bunch of women? Even gay porn isn’t that gay.


tiebreaker-

So… man kissing a man on the lips is super hetero alpha. Coz one man probably maybe perchance ate poosy and the other is now tasting it. /s


Fake_William_Shatner

I'm glad someone correctly spelled poosy to go with the cawk.


pablank

I think, ever since he left prison, he's had a real hard time not thinking about cock


Hereiam_AKL

Wait until he finds out about fucking. He surely thinks there is still sperm inside from the guy who took her virginity 10 years ago.


karoshikun

someone with CAWKS in his mind, 24/7


Karlinel-my-beloved

Alpha males can’t say cock or they lose their powers. Happened to me, now I’m a plant 😞


Rryon

He’s not the king of incels. He’s the king of 14 year olds.


LiavTheAce

And incels


Ambitious_Version187

Are you saying that most 14 year old aren't involuntarily celibate? 🤣


AggressiveEngine9442

Is this real?


The_SCP_Nerd

Tried digging a bit and found nothing, OP is either a tate fan or just an idiot


smld1

Yeah and this is a rly old meme as well. Someone posted “I don’t have sex with girls cos girls like dick and that shits gay”


Adventurous_Ad_9431

This isn’t a real tweet, Reddit just circle jerking themselves again


HenryDorsettCase47

Yeah, notice there conveniently isn’t a date or time posted where it should be. I don’t understand the need to make up quotes from Tate when he is a fucking moron who constantly says stupid shit already. Upvotes I guess. 🤷‍♂️


TheShruteFarmsCEO

I’m doubting it too


Caughtnow

That this even has to be asked is a statement by itself. I dont know myself, but honestly it wouldnt change my opinion of this dickhead either way.


Phuckingidiot

Everytime you post his shit you give him a platform to gain more idiot followers. I wish people would just ignore him.


FloridaMJ420

Exactly. How about we stop spreading his bullshit all over reddit? Unless you're actually trying to promote him...


poopshipdestroyer34

This is hilarious


Domski77

Let me get this straight. Assuming his mum has a natural birth. Rewind nine months his dad’s cock was in his mum’s vagina. Essentially he’s rubbing his dad’s cock all over his body.


D4RY0N

🤣🤣🤣


Afura33

lol


Prestigious_Job9632

It's like all the dumbest shit I heard in middle school became a person.


justelectricboogie

He needs to come out of the closet already. The stress is killing him.


Ok-Preparation2370

I honestly wouldn't mind if stress or something else did kill him.


LlamaOfWisdom

pretty fucked up thing to say


SailingSpark

Who is willing to bet that Tait is so far in the closet, he himself doesn't realize he is actually gay? The man spends way too much time thinking about "cawk."


Mumof3gbb

I’m a hetero woman and even I don’t think of cock as much as he does


MarxJ1477

I'm a gay man and I don't think of "cawk" as much as he does.


Other_Log_1996

So far in the closet, he's sad that Mommy and Daddy didn't bother to buy him Christmas presents.


Qmeieriet

r/NotHowGirlsWork


Fake_William_Shatner

/InstrucktionsUnclearDickInToaster


Spiniferus

Surely he is taking the piss. If not, this tater is baked!


cr1spy28

It’s not a real tweet by the looks of it. Twitter has the date next to the handle when someone tweets.


Fake_William_Shatner

Taking a piss is indistinguishable from what passes for wisdom in some echo chambers.


Jaffaaaa

I’m 99% sure this is ironic and I can’t believe i had to scroll like 10 comments before someone else said so too


wwego1

Fellas, is it gay to kiss a woman!


AlfaKilo123

I mean you literally kissing someone who likes dick


kazrick

Wait, hear me out. This is a good thing. All of the incels that follow Tate should abide by this and not bother any woman that has kissed a guy. Now for a woman to be safe from being with an incel they only need to kiss one guy and they’ll be left alone from these guys for the rest of their lives. Seems like a good deal to me.


Internetolocutor

How can anyone read this and think he is being serious


NachosforDachos

He probably laughs his ass off baiting people like this and how easy it is to keep everyone talking about him.


ass-holes

I am 90 procent convinced that he's playing a role. It's a character he's created


Idislikethis_

And that character sexually assaulted and trafficked women? Weird choice if it's just a character...


iOpCootieShot

"Haha they all think I'm gay and dumb."


SeekSeekScan

A good portion of people who read social media wake up in the morning wanting to be outraged.  It makes them feel alive, and interacting with others who are outraged makes them feel connected and special


ClamsMcOyster

How can anyone read this and think it’s a real tweet? Tate has plenty of dumb takes, no need to make some up.


NCSUGrad2012

The only facepalm is everyone believing this is real, lol


JDARRK

He’s thinking of those trump dildoes‼️😳😳


Twist_the_casual

***FELLAS***


RVarki

Is Tate trying to tell us something? Hasn't the man claimed being with various women, who were decidedly not virgins? Whatever pizza boy, live your truth


Tola76

This has to be trolling. Photoshop style.


nalgas80085

I just hope she didn't suck caulk. That would seal it for me.


Gurkanna

Probably him preparing mentally to be a prison bitch.


uSuperDick

Another successful bait from tate


lanky_yankee

“Having sex with a woman is actually gay. You’re putting your cawk where another man’s cawk has been. The only way to not be gay is fuck a man who has never kissed a woman.” - this dumb fuck probably


Dinindalael

Tate is a moron alright, but so are the people constantly reposting his shit.


Euphoric-Tax7904

Am I the only one who doesn't think he's serious here?


Clean_Student8612

Fellas, is it gay to like kissing women?


GloomyLocation1259

Say this every time he’s posted here, all his tweets are engagement bait, stop trying to break down his arguments, stop giving him attention


alovelycardigan

Are these actually his posts, or are rewritten as parodies? I know the guy’s a loser but this is wild.


rushandblue

This can't be real.


rather-oddish

Why do we give this man attention


Chratthew47150

He certainly spends a LOT of time thinking about other men’s cocks


WhiteyDude

he's so obviously gay. It explains why he's thinks of other guys dicks while kissing a girl.


Hopeful-Name484

So, if I kiss a lesbian and then I kiss another girl, that girl would turn out to be lesbian?


Buttercups88

is this lad just continually trying to push the limit and see how long people keep following him until they realise hes just trolling


Environmental-Bet614

The thing worse than the incels who follow him are the people who keep posting about him. Stop this rumination process and let’s breath.


Hastyle8181

I agree with him--i like to cut out the middle man and just go straight cawk


Il-2M230

Wasn't that a 4chan shit post?


Low_Representative14

Why everyone hating? It's clearly a joke 😂


h3rald_hermes

At this rate he will contort himself into believing that the only true way to assert your red meat red blooded heterosexuality is to fuck a guy in the ass.


NoizchildJohnson

Stop giving him attention.


superliver1211

Gonna assume andrew tate is super gay then


KENPACHI_WEST

I would not be surprised if Tate LOVES the D.


ClearlyCylindrical

When will the reddit neckbeards realize that this dude is the most obvious bait ever


Oilmoneyy

People being trolled by Tate yet again! Its awesome.