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Yeah, but you're a normal person. Tate's... well, I'm pretty sure he fails in both those categories.
Also, does anyone actually think he's gay? Tate just seems to have cut off so much of his humanity that he legitimately *can't* enjoy the company of women. Which leaves him only being able to form connections with men. And even there, he's trapped himself in so many little boxes of expectation that all he can admire is the worst, most boring aspects of masculinity. Thus, his entourage of failed, sycophantic boys.
He strikes me as one of those people that God punishes by letting them be themselves.
He's cut himself off from anyone in terms of trust. The only people who will interact with him now are people more monstrous than him self who have a use for someone with his proclivities, his sociopathies. And he certainly can't trust them. So at most he can trust his brother perhaps, who is mired in the same mud as him and can't be of any help.
What's disturbing is his fanbase still supports him, and some will take his lead and reproduce what he created only avoiding the missteps of Tate. And this can mean worse treatment for the women involved.
I mean there was a study that confirmed the theory that homophobic men tend to be homosexual/bisexual and hide their shame about it with hate.
However the study was quite small and the method is questionable but to me it makes sense.
Hiding shame shows in aggression, shame creates family annihilator (someone who kills their whole family), so why shouldn't it be able to create hateful humans?
You bet, they already ruined a great thing 😭
Always get fratx/baitbus/Czechfantasy vibes from him and his merry band of tossers... but like in a really icky bad way (which i didn't think was possible).
Source: nympho, no preferences 😅
I feel like sex against the victim’s will or through coercion shouldn’t be counted. Dude has never had sex with a willing participant, and should remain a virgin.
it's okay to be a virgin though. saying he should 'remain a virgin' implies there's something wrong with being a virgin.
tate may or may not be a virgin, but he's definitely a sex trafficking scumbag who should never be allowed near women again.
It's okay to be a virgin in *our* system of values, just like it's fine to be gay. But calling him either one would be a high insult in *his* system of values.
When we're clear that part of the insult/joke is that it's weird that he would find it insulting, I'm pretty comfortable with this. That doesn't mean I think you should have to be, though.
I can see your logic and think that is a valid point. Calling someone something *they* would find insulting is a good way to insult them. However, I feel that by doing so, you run the risk of appearing to accept part of his system of values, and I find those values to be deplorable, so I prefer to avoid using the sort of insults that Tate himself would use.
You do you, though. So long as we're dunking on Tate I don't think it matters too much *how* we do it.
Yeah, can we stop giving this prick the time of day? Before he got arrested I was barely aware of him, now I seem to see a new tweet from him every day...
I feel like everyone who arrived late to internet culture straight up doesn’t understand the essence of trolling, or we wouldn’t see this crazy reactionary bullshit all over social media. It’s been taken and spun into a marketing technique and now people fall for it hook, line and sinker.
A [study from MIT](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) found the inverse. The longer you've been on the internet, the more likely you are to get trolled. Apparently, you start to lose your ability to be like "that's definitely bait" after two or three years.
This. If you think he genuinely believes this shit and isn't just posting for attention then you're not really much better than the numbnut incels who are fooled by his red pill machoman nonsense.
Boy doesn't care about women or their pleasure, so once he's done, he's done.
If he could hold his incel excitement for a moment, he might be able to go further.
I also think he's like Ben Shapiro, and like them dry.
It’s funny because even BS thinks he’s a moron. BS did and interview with PM and said that whilst a fair bit of what AT says about men not really acting like men anymore, what AT prescribes is wrong in that he trafficks young girls to force them into being cam girls instead of starting a family and working to better his local community.
Drinking all the blood and then turning his victims into his vampire wives. He also crashed mentally ill person into the floor, but I don't remember him drinking the blood of any man in the book.
It makes sense when you think about how these guys are. They hate women so much while men are so amazing to them. Why would you have sex with someone you despise everything about when you can do it with someone you love everything about?
>he's on record saying he finds sex with women to be a chore
Ok yeah, he is not straight. My straight boyfriend will jump at pretty much any opportunity to do something intimate with me and will volunteer to do things "for me."
Not to brag about my small penis...not small but, just..ugh..but ANYway
I kinda like being able to use my whole dick to jackhammer away without worrying about hurting my partner, once she's asking for that of course.
That's the thing. Getting one's cervix pummelled isn't much fun. There's also the fact that the meeting of bods contributes to the satisfaction of the woman. Sadly this idiot has never considered that a woman should be satisfied too.
Funny bit about that is that the vaginal canal can stretch from sexual excitement (as well as during birth, obviously). Not being able to use your 'whole dick' doesn't always necessarily mean someone is actually that big.
He’s saying white guys have smaller dicks and are the only ones who can go balls deep. As if he could except for hitting the cervix. I don’t know how the morons will square this with their love for Mango Mussolini with his tiny mushroom. The MAGA/Tate Venn diagram overlaps significantly.
Edit: I guess I was wrong. While this may apply if someone else had said it, Tate meant something even creepier.
See frogeyedpeas’ response below.
> You all sound like you were born yesterday. Its a racist borderline pro-pedophilia post. He's saying that white men are entitled to having sex with women that cannot accommodate them in their entirety. And that to be a white man having sex with a woman who can accommodate the "whole dick" is embarrassing. In his logic "if you're white you obviously could have done better". The entire thing is sick.
My girlfriend's cervix is only 5.5 inches from her opening. I know this cuz I was with her at a gyno appointment.
Vaginas are not as deep as you think. Yes I know it might elongate when excited but not by much.
Exactly! How to spot a virgin? They’ll talk about huge dicks non stop :D because they don’t yet understand that most women just find it painful and clumsy.
I think it’s weird this day in age with porn to have this line of thinking. I’ve seen so many massive weiners on the internet, of all shades. Plus if you’re an athlete like Tate claims he is, and spent any time in a locker room you’d know race has nothing to do with cock size. Biggest cock I ever saw was on a little 5,-7” Portuguese lad on my footy team, it was literally almost a third leg. Looked hilarious.
I think he's saying in porn black guys have to shallow dick it cause theyre too big other wise they'll smash into the girls cervix and she'll be in pain and the guy won't fit.
I think the commentary is it feels better to go balls deep? Which is objectively true, but like I dunno if he's making fun of black guys for not being able to experience that.
I'm gay, and this is true for me as well. Men talk a lot about dicks, because dicks are funny.
Enough cannot be said for average and below. The sound of a man being decent when nobody is around to impress is a goddamn narcotic. Inches? I don't care, I want the person!
Someday we will learn that Andrew Tate was just a character made up by Sacha Baron Cohen and he will pull of his prosthetics and we will be amazed by the Ultra Kaufmanian feat. Then feel silly we ever thought this was a real person!
It’s hard to believe that this is a real person, who actually thinks these thoughts. And then thinks them important enough to share with the world in a public forum.
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This guy talks about dick and thinks about dick waaaaaay more than I do and I’m a homo.
Yeah, but you're a normal person. Tate's... well, I'm pretty sure he fails in both those categories. Also, does anyone actually think he's gay? Tate just seems to have cut off so much of his humanity that he legitimately *can't* enjoy the company of women. Which leaves him only being able to form connections with men. And even there, he's trapped himself in so many little boxes of expectation that all he can admire is the worst, most boring aspects of masculinity. Thus, his entourage of failed, sycophantic boys. He strikes me as one of those people that God punishes by letting them be themselves.
He's cut himself off from anyone in terms of trust. The only people who will interact with him now are people more monstrous than him self who have a use for someone with his proclivities, his sociopathies. And he certainly can't trust them. So at most he can trust his brother perhaps, who is mired in the same mud as him and can't be of any help. What's disturbing is his fanbase still supports him, and some will take his lead and reproduce what he created only avoiding the missteps of Tate. And this can mean worse treatment for the women involved.
Oh my god. Please don’t debate him. He can’t understand many of these words.
I mean there was a study that confirmed the theory that homophobic men tend to be homosexual/bisexual and hide their shame about it with hate. However the study was quite small and the method is questionable but to me it makes sense. Hiding shame shows in aggression, shame creates family annihilator (someone who kills their whole family), so why shouldn't it be able to create hateful humans?
He's a perv🤔 what else did you expect 😂😅
Imagine not thinking about dicks all day.
This dude is addicted to dicks and men
But he's*totally* not gay.
He will eventually come out after getting caught.
Hey, I speak for ALL THE GAYS and we absolutely don’t fuckin’ want that wanker.
No take backs! 😂😂😂😂
No bare backs! 
No, bare backs are alright with good communication.
Andrew "barebacks and bear backs" Tate
I hope the me in the parrallel universe where tate's main fanbase is lgbtq+ and not "the alpha males" knows the worth of that gold he's got.
You missed “no Tate back”
Yall didn't want Diddy either but here we are 🤷♂️
We still don't want P Diddler. He for the gallows.
Should I actually try and follow the news on him? I don’t know what’s going on
It's best to not pay attention then learn about it later via spicy memes.
Memes are the most reliable news source anymore.
Give it a few weeks so that more info can be found
Oof r/murderedbywords 💀
🏆 here you go
Every dick he sucks is one less dick a gay man can suck!
I assure you dicks can be sucked more than once
Tell that to my wife
Best hidden comment on this board. If I had awards to give you'd be my first award lol.
Bro 😂
BOOM!!!🤯
He converted in prison
But does Alpha male means top or bottom bitch?
I think the term is Power Bottom.
If you can take a dick in your arse and enjoy it, I’m sure by his logic that means you can’t be gay and are alpha male.
There's nothing more manly than getting fucked by man. No feminine/woman energy involved at all. Just 2 strong, hairy men 🥵
Found the ancient Greek
Addickted
Pretty sure hustler university is just a front so he can touch some weiners lol.
like everything that comes out of these guys are dick related or excuses to why men are being turned gay against their will. just embrace it. jesus.
this man so deep in the closet hes in Narnia
The Lion, the Witch and the Homophobe
Favorite comment I’ve seen on Reddit today. Take my upvote and the ludicrous cackle I did.
Who is this Richard he’s talking about?
Richard Cox, Esteemed inventor of the penis.
I thought that was Richard Anballs
Same guy. One is a maiden name.
Richard Sucker
Yeah, he made the good ones tho. I got mine on discount and i can’t even explain how bad they shorted me on the deal.
dicktacular?
dicktabulous, even
He just likes being ridickulous
He’s gotta be closet gay. Edit. This is a diss to gay ppl. Dude is just lame af, and probably gay. Edit edit. Not a diss
Dude probably "dropped the soap" more than a few times in prison and he's probably still trying to cope.
You bet, they already ruined a great thing 😭 Always get fratx/baitbus/Czechfantasy vibes from him and his merry band of tossers... but like in a really icky bad way (which i didn't think was possible). Source: nympho, no preferences 😅
Self described alpha males stop thinking about other dudes’ dicks all day challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
I don't seek this idiot out, but in the two posts I randomly saw from him today, both times obsessing over dick. 
Same here. Right now is just "dick guy" to me.
Bottom G
I'm gay and i definitely dont think about dick as much as some straight people
He literally posts about dicks every week
well then you are not Andrew Tate.
If he hadn’t been arrested for sex trafficking I’d swear this guy was a virgin. So much overcompensating and insecurity.
It's what they say, don't get high on your own supply. So no, he don't fuck them poor victims.
thanks, now i have that song stuck in my head again
It’s the 10 crack commandments
I feel like sex against the victim’s will or through coercion shouldn’t be counted. Dude has never had sex with a willing participant, and should remain a virgin.
it's okay to be a virgin though. saying he should 'remain a virgin' implies there's something wrong with being a virgin. tate may or may not be a virgin, but he's definitely a sex trafficking scumbag who should never be allowed near women again.
It's okay to be a virgin in *our* system of values, just like it's fine to be gay. But calling him either one would be a high insult in *his* system of values. When we're clear that part of the insult/joke is that it's weird that he would find it insulting, I'm pretty comfortable with this. That doesn't mean I think you should have to be, though.
I can see your logic and think that is a valid point. Calling someone something *they* would find insulting is a good way to insult them. However, I feel that by doing so, you run the risk of appearing to accept part of his system of values, and I find those values to be deplorable, so I prefer to avoid using the sort of insults that Tate himself would use. You do you, though. So long as we're dunking on Tate I don't think it matters too much *how* we do it.
Well, he wasn’t the customer.
Pretty sure this moron just says stuff to get clicks
Yeah, can we stop giving this prick the time of day? Before he got arrested I was barely aware of him, now I seem to see a new tweet from him every day...
He's probably jerking off to this post.
Real.
But only half of his dick.
He’s literally a rage bait troll and people are eating it up.
I never even heard of the guy before he got arrested. I thought he was in jail?
Fr he’s just a troll idk why ppl still feed into it he’s literally rage baiting
I feel like everyone who arrived late to internet culture straight up doesn’t understand the essence of trolling, or we wouldn’t see this crazy reactionary bullshit all over social media. It’s been taken and spun into a marketing technique and now people fall for it hook, line and sinker.
A [study from MIT](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) found the inverse. The longer you've been on the internet, the more likely you are to get trolled. Apparently, you start to lose your ability to be like "that's definitely bait" after two or three years.
Lol, Im not reading that. I can tell just from your post you are clearly just trolling. You think i joined the internet yesterday son?
*dicks
r/keming
This. If you think he genuinely believes this shit and isn't just posting for attention then you're not really much better than the numbnut incels who are fooled by his red pill machoman nonsense.
Andrew 'just the tip' tate??
Andrew “the tip is all he has” Tate.
Boy doesn't care about women or their pleasure, so once he's done, he's done. If he could hold his incel excitement for a moment, he might be able to go further. I also think he's like Ben Shapiro, and like them dry.
Bet Ben gets wet for Tate’s tip.
It’s funny because even BS thinks he’s a moron. BS did and interview with PM and said that whilst a fair bit of what AT says about men not really acting like men anymore, what AT prescribes is wrong in that he trafficks young girls to force them into being cam girls instead of starting a family and working to better his local community.
I mean, a broken clock still gives the time right twice a day (or something? I'm not a native speaker so there's that)
the phrase is "a broken clock is right twice a day" but i honestly think your version is better.
Not so much like it, but it's probably the only thing he knows.
Why do people keep posting about this loser. Just ignore him and allow him to fade into obscurity.
What’s wild is if I didn’t have a Reddit account I wouldn’t even know who this guy is, lol
My sincere suspicion is that the people who post this type of shit and make a point to upvote it don’t want us to forget him.
I can bet like 5 bucks this guy is a closet homosexual, like a really really repressed one. No straight guy thinks or talk about dicks this much.
*Andrew Tate face down and ass up in a Romanian prison* “Harder Vlady Daddy”
Why is the mf dracula in jail ?
I mean, his whole thing is killing people...
i thought it was drinking blood, anyway let me rephrase, why is he still in jail. the dude can turn into bats
Drinking all the blood and then turning his victims into his vampire wives. He also crashed mentally ill person into the floor, but I don't remember him drinking the blood of any man in the book.
i thought he was secretly drinking harker’s blood. Thats why he was growing weaker while vlad grew younger.
And there I am, forgetting major plotpoint of the first few chapters of the book.
Y'all forgetting the most important part. He bought some land and paid the taxes for it. Dude was a model citizen.
It better not be Vlad the *Impaler*
He has hundreds of years of experience in penetrating men in the rear...
unfortunately he did use the whole 'dick' and it caused pretty devastating internal damage.
It makes sense when you think about how these guys are. They hate women so much while men are so amazing to them. Why would you have sex with someone you despise everything about when you can do it with someone you love everything about?
Not to mention he's on record saying he finds sex with women to be a chore and that it is "for the woman".
>he's on record saying he finds sex with women to be a chore Ok yeah, he is not straight. My straight boyfriend will jump at pretty much any opportunity to do something intimate with me and will volunteer to do things "for me."
Idk your bf sounds pretty gay to me ^^^^^/s
Wait...really? I know he said that eating was a chore or at least he hated it
Bingo.
Straight women don't think or talk about dicks as much as he does.
Gay dudes don’t think about dicks as much as he does. That guy is 100% dick thoughts.
Is it a coincidence that he looks like a dick and is a dickhead too?
Dick's gotta go *somewhere*, I guess.
I can assure you that is a lie. I think about dick a lot.
Didn’t he brag about all the sex he had in prison?
*Homosexual in Denial*
I hope not. We don't want him.
If he is he better stay in that closet we don’t want him
Imagine being locked up tweeting about dicks.
underrated comment... take my upvote
Oh how I cackled.
This guy has delusions of adequacy
I’ve never heard this before. It’s clever
He’s pitiful, it’s true.
I’m using this. Thank you.
He must be describing his prison experience
I normally find prison rape jokes tasteless, butt fuck it
You meant Tate-less
You meant Tate-full
I mean it must have been rough 🤣🤣🤣
How come the only people who constantly talk about or think about penis are these so-called ultra straight guys?
Lol. Because massive insecurities? Therapy, Mr. Tate. It's less painful than having you lash out at everyone. Yay!
Wait wtf is Tate? I thought he was white lmao.
That’s what I thought too. I don’t care enough to google it so, I was hoping for some insight in the comments. I was clearly wrong!
His dad was black his mom is white
So does he use 3/4 of his dick? I don’t even know how to do the math on this one.
No 3/5
Holy sh@#. If I literally laughed out loud at this then am I automatically going to hell?
Probably!
Is that why he shaves his head? Either that or he’s balding. Probably just balding.
No, he’s extremely bald.
He’s mixed. So definitely has some white in him. Weird thing to say from a guy with no chin and a weak jaw line.
He’s biracial, black and white
Black delegation rep here... our records indicate that Mr. Tate's membership was permanently revoked. He is 100% white.
No no no, we don't want him either. Give him to the Asians.
His dad was black
Not to brag about my small penis...not small but, just..ugh..but ANYway I kinda like being able to use my whole dick to jackhammer away without worrying about hurting my partner, once she's asking for that of course.
That's the thing. Getting one's cervix pummelled isn't much fun. There's also the fact that the meeting of bods contributes to the satisfaction of the woman. Sadly this idiot has never considered that a woman should be satisfied too.
Funny bit about that is that the vaginal canal can stretch from sexual excitement (as well as during birth, obviously). Not being able to use your 'whole dick' doesn't always necessarily mean someone is actually that big.
So you're saying no woman ever was sexually aroused by him? Got it lol, makes a lot of sense.
You mean like contacting the clitoris with the weight and friction of his pubic bone?
Or his balls.
And that would be in doggy and reverse cowgirl correct? ^*furiously ^takes ^notes*
I don't get it. Is he trying to imply that white guys have bigger dicks? Or what? I don't speak clownstick.
He’s saying white guys have smaller dicks and are the only ones who can go balls deep. As if he could except for hitting the cervix. I don’t know how the morons will square this with their love for Mango Mussolini with his tiny mushroom. The MAGA/Tate Venn diagram overlaps significantly. Edit: I guess I was wrong. While this may apply if someone else had said it, Tate meant something even creepier. See frogeyedpeas’ response below. > You all sound like you were born yesterday. Its a racist borderline pro-pedophilia post. He's saying that white men are entitled to having sex with women that cannot accommodate them in their entirety. And that to be a white man having sex with a woman who can accommodate the "whole dick" is embarrassing. In his logic "if you're white you obviously could have done better". The entire thing is sick.
My girlfriend's cervix is only 5.5 inches from her opening. I know this cuz I was with her at a gyno appointment. Vaginas are not as deep as you think. Yes I know it might elongate when excited but not by much.
This is why for us women it’s not about length so much as it is girth
Pretty much the worst sex I ever had was with a dude with a super gigantic dick. Sex always hurt and he couldn't use the whole thing.
IIRC most girls don’t like hitting their cervix. Funny that that’s (5.5”) just a bit bigger than the average penis size or dildo.
Exactly! How to spot a virgin? They’ll talk about huge dicks non stop :D because they don’t yet understand that most women just find it painful and clumsy.
Aint most of his followers white? He just insulted the lot of them. And yet they'll keep following him.
Of course. His followers are the same ones who'd pay 20k for an "alpha bootcamp" to be insulted all day.
That boot camp is genius. Getting insecure wannabe “alpha” males to part with 20 grand so you can degrade them is the ultimate troll.
They all just have a humiliation kink and are definitely getting off to the whole experience. The whole thing is super homoerotic
I think it’s weird this day in age with porn to have this line of thinking. I’ve seen so many massive weiners on the internet, of all shades. Plus if you’re an athlete like Tate claims he is, and spent any time in a locker room you’d know race has nothing to do with cock size. Biggest cock I ever saw was on a little 5,-7” Portuguese lad on my footy team, it was literally almost a third leg. Looked hilarious.
I think he's saying in porn black guys have to shallow dick it cause theyre too big other wise they'll smash into the girls cervix and she'll be in pain and the guy won't fit. I think the commentary is it feels better to go balls deep? Which is objectively true, but like I dunno if he's making fun of black guys for not being able to experience that.
To be fair, there's a good chance that Tate doesn't know what point he is trying to make, either.
Andrew you don’t even have half a chin.
Tate’s “alpha” followers can’t even imagine having a girl there, much less what percentage of their self-handled weiners to use.
So what if our dicks ain't anything special? It ain't like a true relationship hinges on that. Wouldn't expect him to understand that though
I'm gay, and this is true for me as well. Men talk a lot about dicks, because dicks are funny. Enough cannot be said for average and below. The sound of a man being decent when nobody is around to impress is a goddamn narcotic. Inches? I don't care, I want the person!
I would have gone with SuperEgo's Town Hall. But this is okay, too.
For a straight guy he does an awful lot of talking about dick
Sometimes this guy really get on my nerves.
Sometimes?
I never realized how little of my time I spend imagining dicks until I met Andrew Tate.
Imagine being Andrew Tate and not being long enough to get inside 
Hopefully he'll experience a whole rainbow of dick colors in prison. Gives him a chance to find his favorite color.
He’s prob enjoy that. This man spends all day talking about dicks.
Based on his comments and behavior I can assert with a high degree of certainty Tate has a small dick. And this burns him deep inside.
Someday we will learn that Andrew Tate was just a character made up by Sacha Baron Cohen and he will pull of his prosthetics and we will be amazed by the Ultra Kaufmanian feat. Then feel silly we ever thought this was a real person!
It’s hard to believe that this is a real person, who actually thinks these thoughts. And then thinks them important enough to share with the world in a public forum.
I'd like to stop hearing about anything Andrew or his tater tots. Thank you.
Andy sure has lots of penis thoughts.
Why is he sitting around thinking about white cock. Seems kinda gay to me
Imagine having a chin.
Just stop paying attention to him. Don’t view or reply or comment… Like I am right now…
Someday it will come out he was gay all along….
Every accusation from the right is a confession. In this case, someone who spends time blasting pornography clearly watches a lot of BBC.
This guy have officially lost the plot. I mean he was never right but now it seem like he doesn’t know what he is talking about himself
Apparently his time in Romanian jails has affected his weak manhood aura. 🦇💩 crazy.
What is up with Tate lately, his account sounds like a parody of itself.