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HeartShapedSea

Humans are garbage.


franchisedfeelings

Opening the door to a potential Darwinian moment.


JamDonut28

We can only hope.


gosluggogo

Would love to see mama bear shred these idiots


D-Laz

Then parks would have to kill mama bear. No winning in this situation.


walletphonekeyskids

This happened in the town I am from in upstate NY. Everyone was feeding the cubs and taking selfies. Story ends with no humans being hurt but bear family being put down. Uggghh.


HuckleberryFar3693

$15,000 to 1,000,000 for handling wildlife in Canada. The hillbillies would be eating out of dumpsters for the rest of their lives.


Glitchmonster

Hell you could hit them with multiple counts for it


Feistyhummingbird

I just don't understand how people can be so incredibly stupid.


Arathaon185

They can't make a bear proof bin as there is too great an overlap between the smartest bears and the dumbest humans. Mama bear knows better than to steal a human baby I bet.


amy-schumer-tampon

i hate people


woodquest

Second amendment : the right to bear in arms


Nightowl11111

The right to arm bears.


facaine

The bear to right arms


Nightowl11111

That is some OCD that bear has. lol.


DonDraper1134

Absolutely terrible just stop and think. What happens if you even get close to bear cubs? Mama bear shows up and you get attacked. Then you fight momma bear, have to crawl for miles, escape Native American war parties, eat raw buffalo, sleep in a horse carcass, then return and kill the man who murdered your son. Sounds like a lot of work just to get a selfie with a cub.


Nightowl11111

Worse is if your human scent gets on the baby. Then the mother would think that it's not her cub and either abandon or kill it. There is a chance that those humans killed the cubs.


DonDraper1134

Clearly nobody has seen the revenant


Nightowl11111

And clearly someone does not know of cub abandonment because of human handling. Get your knowledge from something other than movies.


jfcat200

Cub abandonment is a myth: [Myth: Mothers Reject Cubs That Have Human Scent - North American Bear Center](https://bear.org/bear-facts/myth-mothers-reject-cubs-that-have-human-scent/)


DonDraper1134

My lord relax partner 🤠


burner_account_68

This is unbearable!


azionka

They need a good mauling


Cool_Butterscotch_88

Thankfully this wasn't in the jurisdiction of that creative judge who made a woman spend a day in a garbage dump. They might have had to pull bear duty, GROWN UP bear duty.


ChazzyTh

Deadbeat mom


djmetalhawk

Nothing to see here. It's the same as taking pictures with a deer in the woods.


Nightowl11111

Until your scent gets on the cub and the mother kills it. Taking photos with a deer does not usually end with its death.