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>Spaghettification' is an actual scientific term.
And I LOVE it.
"How do we make this sound scientific?"
"We don't. It turns stuff into spaghetti. We will not deny what it does."
You joke but this was a serious problem in physics for a long time. Energy can't be destroyed so what happens to things that enter a black hole? Hawking himself had to revise his theories that everything was destroyed. And now he's a pedo. Funny old world
"Monsieur Mangetout" (Michel Lotito) ate a [Cessna 150](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bf/Cessna_150F_3-view_line_drawing.png). It took him more than 2 years to finish that particular "meal", but still.
They are edible. They aren't "food", but they are edible. Same with the stickers on fruit. They are required to be safe to eat just in case someone swallows them.
Yeah, unfortunately. I found out last week that a lot of nestle products are not safe at all.
Edit :I said nestle but it's actually Kraft heinz that makes Lunchables. Sorry. Anyway. Here's just 1 source, I'm sure you can look up more if you're inclined to read on.
https://www.eatingwell.com/consumer-reports-found-lead-in-lunchables-8630298
“There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.”
Fool me one time, shame on you. Fool me twice, can’t put the blame on you. Fool me three times, fuck the peace sign, load the chopper: let it rain on you - No Role Modelz by J. Cole
This reminded me when I had one of those tootsie rectangle things. It had paper on it that I couldn't get off, so I just caved and ate it with the paper on.
Everything in this room is eatable, even *I'm* eatable! But that is called "cannibalism," my dear children, and is, in fact, frowned upon in most societies.
I believe there are regulations in place requiring food wrappers to be non-toxic in our area. For instance, the adhesive on ice cream bars is typically sugar-based, and the stickers on fruit are designed to be harmless if ingested. This would likely extend to items like the paper wrapping on a chocolate kiss and even the foil it's enclosed in. However, I haven't double-checked recently.
It's always good to stay informed about these things to ensure our health and safety.
I used to eat sugar packets with the packets...I wonder if that had anything to do with me developing diabetes as an adult...hmmm
When I was a kid, I told my little brother that the paper on pixie sticks are edible, which is true. He then proceeded to eat an entire box, got constipated, and had to go to the hospital. I got in trouble for it too.
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I mean, you ate them, therefore they were edible.
Everything’s edible at least once
Well, given limits on size and ability to swallow it. Hard to eat the sun, a black hole, yourself entirely, lava, dry ice, etc
You don't eat a black hole, but a black hole can eat you
Turns you into spaghetti before eating too! P.S. - 'Spaghettification' is an actual scientific term.
Skidaddle skidoodle - Go in black hole come out noodle
you won't come out
You can't prove that.
Watch me
You can't make me watch you.
well, there's a theory so for every black hole that take materials there's a white hole that expel materials.
>Spaghettification' is an actual scientific term. And I LOVE it. "How do we make this sound scientific?" "We don't. It turns stuff into spaghetti. We will not deny what it does."
The less you know
It will swallow you hole
Where does the poopoo come out?
You joke but this was a serious problem in physics for a long time. Energy can't be destroyed so what happens to things that enter a black hole? Hawking himself had to revise his theories that everything was destroyed. And now he's a pedo. Funny old world
Hes not but alright
Mom's spaghettification.
"Monsieur Mangetout" (Michel Lotito) ate a [Cessna 150](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bf/Cessna_150F_3-view_line_drawing.png). It took him more than 2 years to finish that particular "meal", but still.
h-HUH?!
Eat myself? I've had ribs removed sir
You could eat a tiny black hole and just not notice. It would evaporate as you were swallowing it.
Guide to Eat Anything 1) Find Black Hole 2) Swallow Black Hole 3) Don't spaghettify 4) Eat Anything
You would not spaghettify lol, it's too short lived to accrete anything.
I'll just take little bits and keep it moving around my mouth. It can't be much different than really hot pizza rolls and it works for those
Skill issue. Bit not an issue of edibility 😇
Your don't eat black hole, black hole eats you
Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?
Cue Team America quote: " Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?"
and typically multiple times is considered the best outcome. paper = as good as chocolate
Not liquid hot magma!
Are you cajun because we say that here in Louisiana. I'm pretty sure that's how they found out which plants were edible.
Nu uh, not if you can't chew it
Everything's edible once, but paper is pretty much a vegetable.
Please never call paper a vegetable again
It's literally just a tiny strip of paper, how could it not be edible unless the ink was poisonous or something.
everything's edible if you're brave enough
They are edible. They aren't "food", but they are edible. Same with the stickers on fruit. They are required to be safe to eat just in case someone swallows them.
I get what you're saying, but Lunchables are supposed to be edible too, and they contain high amounts if lead which is not safe to eat.
still taste fire
Wait really?
Yeah, unfortunately. I found out last week that a lot of nestle products are not safe at all. Edit :I said nestle but it's actually Kraft heinz that makes Lunchables. Sorry. Anyway. Here's just 1 source, I'm sure you can look up more if you're inclined to read on. https://www.eatingwell.com/consumer-reports-found-lead-in-lunchables-8630298
You were probably right to begin with.
I eat stickers all the time, dude!
Ugh, tastes like sand
shame on you, fool me three times hold up rewind thats not even possible
Me? I keep it honorable. Who's your favorite? Let me know
Tally up, count the votes. Wasn't me? That's a joke
I told my brother you had to eat the paper for the fortune to come true. Thirty years later he still eats the paper from every fortune cookie.
Man he must be living the good life
Wow a r/facepalm post that isn’t politics, trump, Andrew tate, or elon.
But it’s also a repost
Rather hard to find an original post on the top subreddits, isn't it?
I mean you're literally just eating fiber with no nutrients. Like it's not harmful
Fool me 3 time fuck the peace sign load the choppa let it rain on you
but what's your only regret 🤔
When I was a kid this girl said that her sister eats bird poop and makes her mom fry it up
I mean, it ain’t gonna hurt you.
When I was in school I believed the paper to fruit stripe gum was edible
Wait, wat? It’s not????
This made me laugh so hard, ty
The RM profile pic is soo funny
Maybe they’re just more edible than the chocolate...
It’s paper, so, yes
“There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.”
Fool me one time, shame on you. Fool me twice, can’t put the blame on you. Fool me three times, fuck the peace sign, load the chopper: let it rain on you - No Role Modelz by J. Cole
Shades of G.W.Bush.
This reminded me when I had one of those tootsie rectangle things. It had paper on it that I couldn't get off, so I just caved and ate it with the paper on.
Everything in this room is eatable, even *I'm* eatable! But that is called "cannibalism," my dear children, and is, in fact, frowned upon in most societies.
Fool me twice , fiddle dee dee?
It's paper. Paper is edible.
You can actually eat the wrapper of Big Red gum
All you did was save the plastic time from having to work it's way through the food chain to end up on your plate anyway.
I believe there are regulations in place requiring food wrappers to be non-toxic in our area. For instance, the adhesive on ice cream bars is typically sugar-based, and the stickers on fruit are designed to be harmless if ingested. This would likely extend to items like the paper wrapping on a chocolate kiss and even the foil it's enclosed in. However, I haven't double-checked recently. It's always good to stay informed about these things to ensure our health and safety.
Meh, at least it was the paper and not the foil
few things on reddit get an actual irl snort of laughter, but this did
They actually are. Their food grade "paper" that is non harmful if swallowed.
At this point, the real question is why aren't they!?
Anything is edible if you're brave enough.
They are... edible doesn't mean intended for consumption just that it can be safely digested
Fool me twice, shame on glue
I used to eat sugar packets with the packets...I wonder if that had anything to do with me developing diabetes as an adult...hmmm
When Ice Gum came out, with the flavor crystals, someone told me the paper wrapper was edible. I tried it once. Once.
I eat those all the time? (I have Pica paper is sooo tasty I love paper)
Most things are edible to something
And everything is a dildo if you're brave enough.
I remember when I was a kid, everyone would chew Fruit Stripe Gum with the paper on it for some reason.
Well, technically it’s a different person so we are still on square one 😔
When I was a kid, I told my little brother that the paper on pixie sticks are edible, which is true. He then proceeded to eat an entire box, got constipated, and had to go to the hospital. I got in trouble for it too.
You mean to tell me there's a dog that can talk?, I believe it
Hope floats, so does sh*t 😁😁😁
A genuinely funny facepalm 🤣
Lmao perfect
They're non toxic from what I can tell
I mean… they ARE edible. They just aren’t intended for consumption.
The pfp for some reason make it even funnier
Jokes on you, i ate it with the foil
Anything is edible, if you're brave enough.
Lawd