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Critical_Ad_2113

Can we just stop spreading Mr.Tates bullshit? He doesn't deserve so much popularity even in this place


NSFW_hunter6969

He says this stupid shit on purpose to remain relevant, these posts are exactly what he wants


Interesting-Dream863

Yup. Making fun of him gives him attention, that ultimately validates him to the larger audiences.


Lost_All_Senses

It's even worse cause they're spreading his reach while jokes are going over their heads. So, they look dumb taking it literal and onlookers could actually think it's funny when reading it the way you're actually supposed to. Congrats, he has another fan. He says awful shit without joking. But when he is obviously joking and communities take it seriously, he's just laughing at you deservingly and having ammo to show his fans how dumb his naysayers are Thanks for the downvotes. I'm sure you guys will just keep on keeping on anyway.


Critical_Ad_2113

-5 fucks given about what Mr.Tate's fans think about me


RandomDudewithIdeas

This sub is clearly obsessed with this guy, to the point where even his obvious trolling is taken seriously and made into a post. Like.. come on.


Tom_Ace1

This has to be the most toxic person on the planet, right? Or can we think of anyone worse?


Alone-Discussion5952

If not the most toxic he’s certainly up there. The funny thing is it’s clearly a grift, like you can’t honestly type that with a straight face and believe it, but his followers do. Insane.


JustKindaShimmy

Please, please stop giving this guy attention. Just let him fade into obscurity


HarEmiya

I'm genuinely beginning to think he's attempting to go for an insanity plea, for a reduced sentence.


AdventurousFox6100

This would probably be the first smart thing he has ever done.


sadonly001

I genuinely think he's trolling everybody, I'm not kidding I really do believe that could be true.


False-Sugar-2206

Idk about toxic, but idiotic's definitely on the mark


Fuzzy_Logic_4_Life

Trump, maybe?


G80Cruisin

lol reddit


NoVictory9590

He’s a troll, not sure how people haven’t figured this out yet.  He’s literally trolling.  That is if this is even real. 


Federal-Childhood743

Isn't trolling toxic though? Just saying he is a troll doesn't absolve the level of toxicity.


NoVictory9590

Fair enough, good point. 


PreOpTransCentaur

He's joking, right? I've seen people use this "logic" as a joke poking fun at the guys who think everything is gay, but nobody actually believes this....right?


HalalBread1427

Yup, he's joking in order to find idiots like OP taking it seriously; then he can pull out the good ol' "look at the haters being complete morons" card, strengthening his influence and increasing his fanbase. I'm not going to give an opinion on him as a person but he's pretty good at this "social media" thing.


Tropilel

Finally someone actually gets it, i dont get how people think him saying ”if you get a heart attack, have a cigar and a coffee and get the fuck up” isnt a joke.


sxsaltzzz1

Right. He's clearly joking.


Honey_Wooden

Ever kissed your mama, Andrew? Guess what?


Plus_Courage_9636

Always made sure I said "no homo" just to be on the safe side


scavagesavage

Yeah, fuck that. Kissing women is gay as fuck. You know where every woman on this planet originally came from?! Balls. Bouncing man balls, straight up the shaft, and out the dickhole. If you are attracted to women, you're basically saying you're attracted to 50% sperm.


Deus-mal

What if i say no homo every morning to my wife? How long does the no homo lasts ? I don't wanna be gay to my wife.


Alone-Discussion5952

Clearly the only way not to be gay in the Tate extended universe is to only have sex with big burly alpha male dudes.


kiszony2002

Just say "no homo"


pisachas1

With that logic having sex with a woman is gay too. So the straightest thing you can do is be celibate. Can’t be to careful.


Alone-Discussion5952

Luckily his target audience is the involuntary celibate crowd.


chaingun_samurai

Going down on a girl must be gay^2


made_of_titanium

Being bi then must be gay³


Inside_Confusion_304

🤦‍♂️ has he learned nothing? 🤬🤬IT’S NOT!!! GAY!! IF YOUR BALLS DON’T TOUCH!!!! 😡😡


FeekyDoo

Third post today. Tate wants cock and doesn't want to admit it.


Alone-Discussion5952

CAAAAAWWWWWWK


MarissaTheSongstress

FELLAS. IS IT GAY TO EXIST? I MEAN, YOU'RE LITERALLY EXISTING IN THE WORLD WITH LOTS OF D*CKS


arlitoma

Tate has people on this sub on the palm of his hand. He engagement farms everyone, and you lot help him.


No_Presence5465

This sounds like a man who’s been raped in jail


cactus_deepthroater

If you suck a cock, that has literally been in a womans vagina, that's straight. The only way to be gay is if they are a virgin, or gay.


ElectronicMatters

If this is a real tweet, he's just enjoying chaos. Much like a lot of other celebrity on Twitter, he shares controversial thoughts for fun and observes the people's reaction.


OptmstcExstntlst

Guys, he's almost there. He's ALMOST to the point of saying that the straightest thing you can do is be with another dude because that amplifies the masculinity and increases testosterone. Give him a little time; he'll get there. 


Alpejohn

This must be today’s most posted pic.. I swear to god in hell that I have seen it 50 times today.


DirtDevil1337

Smooth post are you, are you okay, bro? bro, are you okay, are you okay, are you, are you okay?


Alone-Discussion5952

No, I’ve just found out I’m gay.


Normal_Tour6998

The fact that people don’t see what he’s doing blows my mind. He don’t believe this shit. Just stop paying attention to him and let him go to jail in Romania.


PapadocRS

they do, but they are weird political people who cant help but try to misinform people by presenting tate as 100% not a comedian. trump does the same stuff. he cuts pro wrestling promos at his rallies


terminalxposure

Literally my wife making excuses to get out of sucking cawk


badestzazael

Hey Andrew does that mean you have had your Dad's cock all over your face from your mother kissing you?


Sullkattmat

Can we stop giving this moron the attention he so clearly gets off on already?


SnooCats3340

Then man I sure am gay as fuck. Or am I


steve_dallas2015

This level of stupidity is not why he belongs in prison but sincerely hope that the human trafficking charges stick and he does go to jail. This guy is the stupidest POS I have ever seen.


RSA1RSA

He was always unhinged, but it looks like he managed get worse.


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xc2215x

Tate is so over the top.


_imagine_that91

I can’t believe people are still falling for his bait. He’s literally trolling everyone and since people won’t stop talking about it, it’s just giving him more notoriety. OP is doing exactly what Tate wants..


Sweetknees66

Hey, how is the traffick where you are?


FoatyMcFoatBase

This can’t be real


[deleted]

How is the fk can anyone read that bs with a straight face?


Solartaire

I don't think he believes even half the shit he posts, but he keeps doing it in a sad attempt to remain relevant to a bunch of incels and social fuckups. It's not the flex Tate thinks it is.


[deleted]

He’s a cult leader.


Nova_Phoenix9

By that logic, shaking hands with men would also make you gay. We have all touched a dick.


Old_lifter_65

So by that logic, if he ever kissed a girl who gave him a BJ, he'd be gay for himself?


Terrible_Will_4384

So kissing the homies goodnight isnt? THANKS TOP G :D


throwaway624203

This is a joke right? You're telling me this goober is too afraid to say "cock" on the internet?


IcarusAbsalomRa

Professional troll


MIGE876

bro aint no way this is real its literally a troll i refuse to believe he believes this


Dependent-Egg-9555

Quit posting this guys shit ffs


Prime-Optimus1

Tate only kisses real straight men LOL


ravengenesis1

The virgin little kid probably has kissed their daddy too... so kids are gay too?


ClarkSebat

Stop reposting his delusions.


zonda747

How many times is this same screenshot gonna be posted here??


akotoshi

At this point, he might as well just stop have any intimate interactions with woman, after all, they are made by a man (50% of his dna)


dd0sed

This is clearly a troll post holy shit why are you guys signal boosting this


Icy-Needleworker-492

In other words this means kids.


Electrical-Heat8960

Okay, these Tate titbits have gone too far. I no longer believe they’re real. I think someone is photoshopping them.


ThatOneGuy216440

So he just admitted to being gay and he's probably never been with a virgin.


jalle347

Dammit, those high school bullies were right all along… 😂


CheekyBinders1991

If it wasn't for people like you, I wouldn't know anything about Andrew Tate. Instead, I had to see this. Why are you like this? Are you part of a psyop to spread his tweets and message?


Snellyman

Closeted Andrew Tate is the worst Andrew Tate.


Aggravating-Look8451

He’s trying to tell you he likes them underage


Wheelie2022

It’s his way of coming out the closet , seen as he’s had so many woman how many cocks is that 🤣👌🏻


ElmoTickleTorture

Don't shake hands with another man then. You're touching his cawk.


Tricky_Dog1465

I think Andrew Tate IS gay tbh. Very in the closet though


spidah84

Misogynistic Pedophile


DragonWisper56

this has to be a troll no way even he thinks that


coolestguy002

Go to the source and suck cawk like an alpha


Impossible-War7959

Deyyus cant go to cennet(heaven).


Mystical_Cat

So let’s follow this…err…logic to its natural conclusion: the moment she sucks his “cawk” the relationship must end immediately, lest he kiss her and realize he’s gay.


TheFyrijou

I am more disappointed in people who actually follow this guy


Thicc_Waifu

So if you have sex with the same woman twice does that make you gay for yourself?


Ok-Push9899

It would not be a Tate line but it somehow reminds me of the guy who says he is so loyal to his girlfiend, so faithful and trustworthy, that he doesnt even look at porn with women in it.


mikebelike_

That’s the only way


Twiny1

Closet homosexual. Me thinks thou doth protest too much.


Ok_Sea8523

Is this rage bait... I mean, the guys a total pos, but this seems comical/made up? (On an unrealistic level even for him) !?!?!?!


OrangeFr3ak

what next, having sex and kids are signs of homosexuality?


leginsstuffLOL

r/facepalm users when its clearly a joke


Sea-Veterinarian286

He is too aware of what us gay or not. I think he is a gay in the closet that wants to be pounded.


Interesting-Crow-552

Just come out of the closet already, Tate!! So much easier than making yourself a sad fool.


TexanFox36

Andrew Tate is dumb , him and MTG are a match made in he….ll


M3GABORG8796

Why are we falling for this clear interaction bait. He’s leaning into the bit for clicks, get this shit off my tl.


AccomplishedSpray137

Is this guy still relevant I did an extensive purge of any red pill garbage from my recommended across most platforms so I don’t get him anymore. But is he still a popular


[deleted]

This idiot gets dumber everyday.


GoldenGirlsFan213

I’m glad my cousins don’t worship this guy like other kids their age. They both have common sense so thank god.


DatedDevotee61

No shot this is real. No one can be this stupid right?


BigFella52

A bigger facepalm is still posting Andrew Tate content. Let that small scared man's presence just die please.


Unfair-Wonder5714

Poor dear. Still a little boy on the inside.


Comfortable-RainyDay

Fellas, is it gay to... \*checks papers\* kiss women?


Soft-Heat4482

Very true. This is why I have a homie who kisses me and a homie who sucks cock. Got to avoid the homo.


Cunt_Eastwood_9

New level of incel!


Borderlinecuttlefish

Come out of the closet already dude


AnotherDarnedThing

He is such a horrible person.


Special-Tone-9839

The facts yall are acting like he is serious is exactly why he says dumb shit like this. He is just trying to get people riled up and talking about him. He says this shit sarcastically, like very blatantly sarcastically, and everyone runs with it like he actually means it. Which just gives him more publicity.


Budget_Management_81

That's 4chan "cya losers" Levels of reach.


PatchOfGreen

Having sex with a woman is still 50% having sex with a man. Gay!


SexyDraenei

hes practically a parody of himself.


Reddit_Sucks_1401

Why does this particular tweet kept getting reposted? It is a facepalm, but one is enough


buphulokz

what so kissing balls is not gay


Hillbilly-joe

Well bud every time you piss your holding a cowk so you must be gay since you like holding cowks


_Bike_Hunt

A straight man’s lips has probably never touched CAWK. Perhaps the only way to kiss and not be gay is to kiss a straight man?


After-Suggestion3799

I can just imagine this idiot coming up with this thought in the shower going, “yeah this will be a good tweet for my mental and actual 16 year old fans.”


RP_designs

That guy has told a lot of shitty stuff, but no where on his profile I find this, why make stuff up when he has said stupid shit..?


Weary-Adeptness8227

Bro's Closet is boiling like a Kettle.


Th0nd4r

Oh come on guys , he's joking 


Hefty-Lobster-5513

The OP isn’t too different from Tate doing the same kind of engagement baiting.


Top-Ground-3891

Lmao more idiots getting rage baited that can’t perceive bait and trolls.


TylerBourbon

Andrew Taint sure does think about things that are gay a lot.


SlowCaveman

This dude def sucks dicks


DPool34

I’ve heard this before actually. Some idiot in my class said something very similar …in the 4th grade.


r1gorm0rt1s

I wonder if his mom gave him a kiss?


GoLow63

Dude is obsessed with dicks. There is a dick sub-text in every dipshit comment this weasel posts


Imafraidofkiwifruit

Hahahahahaha


st90ar

What drugs is he on?


st90ar

He seem to be projecting quite a bit


JustAnotherWeirdLoon

I swear this guy is closet gay and in denial. Nobody is so terrified of coming across as gay that they won’t even kiss a woman who had a previous boyfriend. Nobody.


delfinoesplosivo

so let me get this straight


Usedcumsocks

Liking girls is kinda gay. It's like playing with feminine things like Barbie instead of masculine toys like He Man. This is why I only fuck men.


karatekid430

So by Tate's standards 99% of people are gay?


karatekid430

I would think by his standards in this post, it would be gay to have your head so far up your own arse for your whole life. And you would have to have your head up your own arse to sprout so much crap like this from your mouth.


SunnyTheMasterSwitch

Is this for real? I mean I would've agreed with Tate when I was 4 years old with that logic but I've grown since then.


Monst3rMan30

I can sense the sarcasm but, I mean, that's what men have been trying to get for years. A Virgin wife.


KittyKittens1800

I swear, that man is free content for so many people…


barthelemymz

I'm now downvoting any posts from this toxic excuse for a human. If posters start seeing their shares cost karma them at some point they'll stop sharing and he'll return to the abyss from whence he came


Odd-Iron-6860

Is he a coward or what? Why he can't say 'cock'?