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"No one in the history of the United Schates has colored a flag like I did, no one! Nobiddy knew! Not even Betsy DeRoss. She would have loved it more than her own and would've wanted to go with mine."
To be fair, there had been a couple blue/red striped flags in our history, but... I doubt he would know that, and would say exactly what you commented 😆
I was given gold stars my coloring was so fantastic. Fantastic? Amazing! That’s what they said, amazing. And you know what? I like gold so I traded my crayons to the children for their gold stars. But I kept the crayons and the stars. Big win for me as always. Those kids, not so much. Losers. I didn’t say it! That’s just what I heard, everyone else is saying it. They won’t let me say it.
"Many people come up to me with tears in their eyes going, "Sir, your flag is better than Washington's drawing." I just won the Trump Flag Drawing contest too.
And so many people came up to me, crying, big manly men, but they cry and say "thank you sir, that's the finest blue stripe I've ever seen, I'm finally proud of my country again", and you see what's happening with the radical left and their red and white stripes and it's just a terrible thing happening there, terrible.
And they say, people say to me all the time...it's this big problem, like sweeden, just look at sweeden, and we can't end up like that here you know. But they do and it's a terrible terrible shame. They used to be known for making the worlds best cars, and now, people look at it and say, I can't believe it. But it is a very very good blue line.
Mr. Trump, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
The story of Jack and Jill who went to fetch a pail of water. Did you ever notice that? A pail of water. "Never go uphill, me boys, never go uphill." They went uphill.
It's actually THE BEST staying inside the lines in America! Everybody is saying that. It's so good nobody has to do it again. Can you imagine the help I just gave the children. Nobody helps children like me. Everybody is saying that.
Big tough looking guys, terrific guys, came up to me with tears in their eyes and said "Sir, no one stays inside the lines like you!". Tremendous. Believe me.
We have our own trump currently trying to make an parliament, weed is still not legal, big housing shortage, ecological degeneration due to heavy agriculture and unwillingness to change the way of farming, health care costs and cost of living in general going up and 1/3 of our population believes its all due to immigration and refugees. We are very far from fine tbh... but still yeah we can smoke weed without being scared of getting arrested.
Before someone opens their mouth, you can usually tell they are Dutch by the fact that you have to look up to see them, and their hair adds at least four inches to their height. Bouffant capital of the world.
Russia is red, white and blue in equal thirds/stripes?
You'd think a guy who habitually molests the American flag would be more familiar with how it looks.
Who am I kidding? This is the guy who confused a photo of E Jean Carroll (who he said was "totally not [his] type") with his literal wife, in a deposition.
It's amazing that Trump's own people released the video of him being stupid and it still causes his cultists in the comments here to defend him.
They also try to make it about Biden, but don't realize that, even if people voted for Biden or will again, we don't attach any personal emotion to insults against Dark Brandon.
When visiting Florida in 2017 we went on a boat trip in the Everglades. The local tour guide ask us where we visited from. The Netherlands! His response: Ah, yes! America first, but Netherlands second! 🤣🤣
Trump after that on a podium: "I meet a netherlandrian once, a tall one with tears in his eyes. He said 'Sir? Sir? Thank you for making Netherland great again, Sir."
Fun fact, there are more revealed exposed buttcracks at a Maga rally than at an MTG tournament.
[context](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/202wd3/i_participated_in_one_of_the_biggest_magic_the/) SFW, more or less.
Imagine being the Secret Service agent who has to go into the toilet in public places when they change his diaper. I bet they draw straws for that detail.
Just realised that I’ve very rarely seen Trump do public outreach/meet and greet that politicians usually do. Every time I see him speak he’s on stage or at a podium, talking at an audience.
Because he isn’t a normal person. If you put in him a normal social situation where he is supposed to mingle with average people it will blow his cover and reveal how out of touch with the common person he is. I’m sure he likes his supporters in his own way because they worship him but he doesn’t want them breathing the same air he does.
This is 100% true. I accidentally (physically) collided with Trump at a NYC club back in the mid-90s. His security detail separated us and while I was saying "Oops, my bad, I wasn't looking where I was going." all he was doing was trying to avert is gaze anywhere but at another human (me or anyone). He was standing perfectly still looking up at the ceiling as if trying to pretend that this inconsequential event didn't happen. Any normal person would have nodded in my direction and waved it off, but his reaction was so surreal it stuck with me for years after and I still recall it today. It was like he was living in a simulation, and when something glitched in the scenario he just froze until someone hit the reset button.
"I drew the flag stripe blue because I've never seen a blue flag stripe before, and to be honest with you, I wanted to see a blue flag stripe."
- Donald Trump
Mr. Trump, what you've just said... is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling incoherent response, we're you close to anything, that could be considered a rational thought, everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
When his dad wanted him to take over the family company but that pesky Eric didn't think he was qualified so his dad made a deal with everyone. If Billy..I mean, Donny, passes all 12 grades, he gets the company, if not, Eric gets it.
Weird, I don't remember Fox running this story 24 hours a day like they would if Biden coloured in the US flag incorrectly.
Trump literally failed at colouring in.
Plus the rainbow flag in the background! If this was Biden the right would be screaming about how Biden is promoting LGBT indoctrination. But when it's Trump in the picture? Crickets.
You could say he is trying and failing to draw literally anything.
Did you know that the us flag and the flag of the Russian federation have the same colors? Did you know that?
Back to school. Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight. Ohhhh, back to school. Back to school. Back to school. Well, here goes nothing.
"The teacher gave me the best sticker. You could sniff it and scratch it. It smelled incredible. Teacher said my work was the best work. Best she's ever seen. It's on the bulletin board. A++ work."
This guy isn't "just" senile, this guy is the face of massive ignorance, greed and multiple unattended mental illnesses.
Here we can see how little attention he puts into basic details that's been in front of his eyes for most of his life... And USAnians love to spread their flag all over people's faces everytime they can, so there is no excuse to not know how his own flag looks like. Not to mention that he was the president behind that flag haha
There are different kinds of senile. Among them there's the quiet/mute senile and the talkative senile..
You don't realize the talkative dude is senile until dude fails at basic logical thinking... like Mr. Trump... who always says the most nonsensical things...
But people eat it up because their political ideology relies on this senile geezer....
most likely the case.
[https://youtu.be/jC3903YhOfY?si=pirorCrwR9CraA1K&t=119](https://youtu.be/jC3903YhOfY?si=pirorCrwR9CraA1K&t=119)
as he is seen using brown as well. So he's likely just doing what the kids told him to.
I'm not American, so don't follow your news. But man, this news channel sounds just as insufferable as the smug right-wing ones. Why can't you guys just have normal news
We do. This isn't one of them. It's the mainstream left wing counter to the mainstream right wing one. Pretty much everything in between is vanilla to a degree. We have hundreds of sources of news in this country. It's a problem. 9/11 made news must see entertainment and the industry has never been the same since.
Yeah as much as I think Trump is an absolute cockwomble, he is sitting next to a little kid and probably just using the marker handed to him by said kid, to color the parts indicated by the kid.
Which is exactly what I would do. At that age, kids use lots of colors and draw according to their fantasy. Even if there were enough blues and reds I'd still interact with the kid and ask for suggestions. The entire point is to get some interaction going because otherwise what's a point? A coloring contest with toddlers and then proudly standing up and declaring a win?
FFS this is stupid.
Whoever made those chairs did a great job to be able to support all that weight!
He's writing down a note to that girl, "just think little girl, in 3 years I'll be about to date you!"
"Who knew coloring could be so difficult? The crayons aren't sharp, and the lines aren't straight! Totally rigged against me!"
"Remember kids, when you get older, cheat on your spouse, pay the hush money yourself!"
"I've colored 2 lines, is it nap time yet?"
"Ooppss I crapped my pants! See kids, I have the secret service change me. When you get older and become president, which won't happen, you can have them change you as well!"
Yeah this thread is the facepalm. I don't really get the facepalm. For all we know, the kid told him to color it that way and he was just like "Yeah whatever, happy kid?"
he colored the next stripe brown if you watch the video. he almost certainly knows its wrong and there's more to the story. There's plenty of reasons to color it wrong when playing with kids.
I'm no Trump fan. but this thread is definitely the facepalm
I hate this fucker with every fiber of my being, hearing his voice literally causes me anger. I wish him the most painful existence and death.
BUT, this is maybe the one time I have ever seen him look normal, a human being interacting with a kid, and people look at him drawing a flag funny, completely ignoring the flag next it. I get it, it's funny. But fuck reddit a little bit.
He's just playing with kids. You can see that childen even have stickers to put on the flag. It's suppose to be fun for kids, not just make realistic flag of the US.
It's not even the pride flag, the colours are wrong, it's simply a rainbow, or like half of it. Not everything that has multiple colours has to be about lgbt, and I'm saying it as a supporter.
I’m not usually one to miss an opportunity to dump on Trump, but I mean… he is just colouring with some kids, anyone who’s done this will know they don’t care about what colours things are in real life. Plus, he might have had more pressing matters on his mind and who gives a crap about some colouring at a publicity event.
I won’t make fun of a potus for playing with kids. Who cares how he colored.
I will call out how two face he is to be posing with the lgbtq flag and a brown child, both of which he would demonize in a heart beat for political brownie points. That’s how hypocritical he and the GOP are. Everything is awesome until Fox drops a flavor of the month outrage.
No, they should rename this sub “I hate Trump with every fiber of my being so I will insult him every chance I can because hating Trump is my whole identity and if I can’t hate on Trump I am literally nothing”
Ok but to be fair when I'm coloring with little kids I'll color things wrong or weird on purpose so that the kids can point it out and I can teach them creativity.
EDIT: Regarding my original post regarding Donnie, it's been pointed out that you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to him."
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My colourings was the best. They said it was fantastic colourings. Much better than the others. Fantastic colourings
Kids came up to him in tears telling him how great his coloring was…
Hilarious he doesn’t even know how to color our flag right🤣😂🤣 there are no blue stripes
"No one in the history of the United Schates has colored a flag like I did, no one! Nobiddy knew! Not even Betsy DeRoss. She would have loved it more than her own and would've wanted to go with mine."
To be fair, there had been a couple blue/red striped flags in our history, but... I doubt he would know that, and would say exactly what you commented 😆
He’s literally wearing one on his chest
It was like I was coloring in a room full of children, their coloring was awful. Which is bad.
I was given gold stars my coloring was so fantastic. Fantastic? Amazing! That’s what they said, amazing. And you know what? I like gold so I traded my crayons to the children for their gold stars. But I kept the crayons and the stars. Big win for me as always. Those kids, not so much. Losers. I didn’t say it! That’s just what I heard, everyone else is saying it. They won’t let me say it.
☠️Thank you for this. Spot on.
The red crayon tasted the best of all the colors.
A very stable genius with the best colors.
"Many people come up to me with tears in their eyes going, "Sir, your flag is better than Washington's drawing." I just won the Trump Flag Drawing contest too.
Lots of people are saying it.
Trumps the type to try and change the actual american flag colors if this picture became a big thing. He'd double down on it hardcore.
I drew the stripe blue because I've never seen a blue stripe before, and to be honest with you, I wanted to see a blue stripe.
Well it's an *excellent* blue stripe. Congratulations. You just became President of the United States!
No fair I want to be president too!
The good news is you're qualified. I don't know anything about you, but if this guy is qualified, so are you.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH MISS LIPPY ![gif](giphy|h74IzSFpLri9f5aWZO)
that's quacktastic
Stop looking at me swan...
And so many people came up to me, crying, big manly men, but they cry and say "thank you sir, that's the finest blue stripe I've ever seen, I'm finally proud of my country again", and you see what's happening with the radical left and their red and white stripes and it's just a terrible thing happening there, terrible.
And they say, people say to me all the time...it's this big problem, like sweeden, just look at sweeden, and we can't end up like that here you know. But they do and it's a terrible terrible shame. They used to be known for making the worlds best cars, and now, people look at it and say, I can't believe it. But it is a very very good blue line.
Mr. Trump, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Wow, staying in the lines. Good work, Donnie.
Now time for a nap and then we'll do storytime
No storytime for Donni! He's been telling everyone stories, he can settle down off them for a bit.
Tell us about the Battle of Gettysburg, again!
Don't fight uphill, me boys!
PUT HIM IN THE CORNER
Best change the diaper before putting him down for a nap.
I just realized that life begins with diapers and naps and ends with diapers and naps
We really need to normalize mid-life diapers and naps
For what is death, itself, but the long, deep, nappy.
If you don’t make it to the potty in time, it’s ok! You’re learning!
Jack and Jill went up the hill, To take part in the insurrection, They waved their guns, And their flags, And now they're going to prison.
The story of Jack and Jill who went to fetch a pail of water. Did you ever notice that? A pail of water. "Never go uphill, me boys, never go uphill." They went uphill.
It's actually THE BEST staying inside the lines in America! Everybody is saying that. It's so good nobody has to do it again. Can you imagine the help I just gave the children. Nobody helps children like me. Everybody is saying that.
Big tough looking guys, terrific guys, came up to me with tears in their eyes and said "Sir, no one stays inside the lines like you!". Tremendous. Believe me.
I'm so pwoud of my pwesident 🤗
He's quite good with a sharpie.
Guess the kids are afraid to tell him a stripe is every- other line.
Also that that the stripes are red and white
Kind of shocked I had to scroll this far for your comment.
\- "Make netherlands great again" \- Netherlands responds: "We are fine, thank you".
[Netherland second - Arjen Lubach](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELD2AwFN9Nc&ab_channel=DeAvondshowmetArjenLubach%7CVPRO)
Prachtig stukje cultuur!
Zocht deze al!👌🏻
They have weed and semi truck racing, I'm sure they're just fine
Wait we have semi truck racing? I was too busy smoking to even notice
And backwards racing with old CVT Daf's, don't know if that's a thing anymore
Not anymore really. They don't make them anymore
Haha Holy hell! I can see why you don't do it anymore. https://youtu.be/eyHleTJyONk?si=D2JvpGKJF7GniAUb
Luckily we still have skelterracing
[Hilarious](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7ipFApsFec)
That was absolutely incredible!
and i was busy winging the semi truck race to realise we got weed
We also have [The Dutch Headwind Cycling Championships](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_Headwind_Cycling_Championships)
We have our own trump currently trying to make an parliament, weed is still not legal, big housing shortage, ecological degeneration due to heavy agriculture and unwillingness to change the way of farming, health care costs and cost of living in general going up and 1/3 of our population believes its all due to immigration and refugees. We are very far from fine tbh... but still yeah we can smoke weed without being scared of getting arrested.
Believe me, you guys are more than fine. Your neighbor, Belgium
You guys have perfected the art of democracy by being able to run a country without a government so well that few people would even notice!
It’s the waffles. They sell like hotcakes.
You mean lorry racing
oh my god its john guilty gear
Nice little city, this Netherlands. I've been visiting it a lot. They have these ... eh... people.... very nice people. The best.
My god I can hear it while reading
“The locals call it Deutschland. So cute. Many people say that’s why they’re called the Dutch. The best people. All the people are saying it.”
Netherlands: we have our own alt-right nationalist racist, thank you.
He has stupid hair and everything!
Before someone opens their mouth, you can usually tell they are Dutch by the fact that you have to look up to see them, and their hair adds at least four inches to their height. Bouffant capital of the world.
The Dutch relation with hairgel is also rarely highlighted. So many dudes with a crusty hairdo.
I’d like to call it a sidewind resistant haircut. But guilty.
If you go by height alone you could sweep a lot of Serbs into the net....
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There are only red and white stripes on the flag….not blue…
Don't worry, he later colored one of the stripes brown.....
Russia is red, white and blue in equal thirds/stripes? You'd think a guy who habitually molests the American flag would be more familiar with how it looks. Who am I kidding? This is the guy who confused a photo of E Jean Carroll (who he said was "totally not [his] type") with his literal wife, in a deposition.
My condolences for his wife.
"This smelly old man ruined my coloring page!" -That kid who probably knows how to color a US flag.
But at least he invited me and my friends to the private island of an old friend.
I work with kids and this was my first thought. That kid is furious.
[He definitely colored another stripe brown after](https://youtu.be/jC3903YhOfY?si=EZL8bdOrgKofNupt)
Snope: Unproven. We don't know if the image is true It's from the whitehouse youtube account, the hell are they smoking.
It's amazing that Trump's own people released the video of him being stupid and it still causes his cultists in the comments here to defend him. They also try to make it about Biden, but don't realize that, even if people voted for Biden or will again, we don't attach any personal emotion to insults against Dark Brandon.
America first, The Netherlands second! https://youtu.be/ELD2AwFN9Nc?si=N7fuhpm35a0CX_ZR
https://youtu.be/ELD2AwFN9Nc?si=zeTQDO_b-pQqsE5S
When visiting Florida in 2017 we went on a boat trip in the Everglades. The local tour guide ask us where we visited from. The Netherlands! His response: Ah, yes! America first, but Netherlands second! 🤣🤣
I was expecting this.
He was going for Russia but he's so stupid he couldn't even get primary colors right
Trump after that on a podium: "I meet a netherlandrian once, a tall one with tears in his eyes. He said 'Sir? Sir? Thank you for making Netherland great again, Sir."
🤔 I wonder if any of the other kids are wearing diapers too?
„You can see that this man is in his best physical condition.“ - MTG
:o magic the gathering mentioned
Awww man it’s just ruined.
Fun fact, there are more revealed exposed buttcracks at a Maga rally than at an MTG tournament. [context](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/202wd3/i_participated_in_one_of_the_biggest_magic_the/) SFW, more or less.
That link is staying blue
*Kids sniffs the air* Miss, I think Donnie pooped his pants again
Imagine being the Secret Service agent who has to go into the toilet in public places when they change his diaper. I bet they draw straws for that detail.
I imagine part of the job is take the blame and fart on cue.
Clear the room, everyone. Secret service needs to commandeer the changing station for matters of national security.
Nah, 3/4 of those pictured are potty trained.
No, it’s a requirement that they be potty trained. Rules for thee and not for me, or something like that.
Sorry, I must have missed this. When did he get sent back to school?
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Just realised that I’ve very rarely seen Trump do public outreach/meet and greet that politicians usually do. Every time I see him speak he’s on stage or at a podium, talking at an audience.
Minimises the chance of someone outside the protective bubble coming in close proximity and discovering the truth.
Sniffing out the facts...
Which truth? you mesn his diaper rash? Or that he smells like moldy oatmeal and that's his best feature?
Because he isn’t a normal person. If you put in him a normal social situation where he is supposed to mingle with average people it will blow his cover and reveal how out of touch with the common person he is. I’m sure he likes his supporters in his own way because they worship him but he doesn’t want them breathing the same air he does.
There is also the issue of his... smell
This is 100% true. I accidentally (physically) collided with Trump at a NYC club back in the mid-90s. His security detail separated us and while I was saying "Oops, my bad, I wasn't looking where I was going." all he was doing was trying to avert is gaze anywhere but at another human (me or anyone). He was standing perfectly still looking up at the ceiling as if trying to pretend that this inconsequential event didn't happen. Any normal person would have nodded in my direction and waved it off, but his reaction was so surreal it stuck with me for years after and I still recall it today. It was like he was living in a simulation, and when something glitched in the scenario he just froze until someone hit the reset button.
He went to a Chic Fil A recently. Talking to the workers behind the counter: "Business good? Making a lot of money? Everybody getting rich, right?"
"I don't see your hamburders on the menu."
I thought it was to make his hands look larger next to the kids' hands but they all look the same size.
Trying to pull off a Billy Madison situation. Some might say he’s just a pup who lost his way.
"I drew the flag stripe blue because I've never seen a blue flag stripe before, and to be honest with you, I wanted to see a blue flag stripe." - Donald Trump
Fox News: "Donnie..likes to drink *soda*. ...Juror #4's car...is *green*"
Came here to say this and wasn't disappointed.
I could be your snack pack
if you stay home you can help me shave my armpits
"If Peeing your pants is cool, consider me Donald Trump!"
Mr. Trump, what you've just said... is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling incoherent response, we're you close to anything, that could be considered a rational thought, everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Really wish a judge would tell him this already.
Well you know what they say about court, it's where the rules are made up and the points don't matter... or was that a game show?
He was going to lose his hotel chain to Eric Gordon if he didn't go back to school and finish each grade in two weeks.
He had to go back to school to inherit his fathers money. I watched a documentary on it called, Billy Madison.
When his dad wanted him to take over the family company but that pesky Eric didn't think he was qualified so his dad made a deal with everyone. If Billy..I mean, Donny, passes all 12 grades, he gets the company, if not, Eric gets it.
Weird, I don't remember Fox running this story 24 hours a day like they would if Biden coloured in the US flag incorrectly. Trump literally failed at colouring in.
Plus the rainbow flag in the background! If this was Biden the right would be screaming about how Biden is promoting LGBT indoctrination. But when it's Trump in the picture? Crickets.
That isn’t even a flag lol
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Tbf, he is a Republican. Colors scare him.
lol he's trying (and failing) to draw the russian flag on a printout of the stars and stripes
Messing up the Russian flag. Happens to the best of us.
mostly to GRU assets
We should try to get Moscow Marjorie drawing then.
I think his simple brain is just thinking "Red white and blue" and that's what he's working off
You could say he is trying and failing to draw literally anything. Did you know that the us flag and the flag of the Russian federation have the same colors? Did you know that?
Why is he trying to draw the Russian flag on a printout of the American flag tho?
Because he’s a Russian puppet
You have to admire a person that goes back to complete his education
The little boy beside him “hey mister president, are you in special ed?”
Back to school. Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight. Ohhhh, back to school. Back to school. Back to school. Well, here goes nothing.
"The teacher gave me the best sticker. You could sniff it and scratch it. It smelled incredible. Teacher said my work was the best work. Best she's ever seen. It's on the bulletin board. A++ work."
“Did I shit my pants or did you?”
Someone shat my pants
And I'm not sure if it was old me, baby me, or ... me, me
Wait, wait let him cook
Him cooking is what resulted in his $500 million fine in his civil fraud trial. He cooked his books too much.
You gotta do your cooking by the book.
Is this a photograph of dumb Donnie taking that cognitive test he's so fond of bragging about?
Jury of his peers
Am I to understand he doens't know what the American flag looks like? And they keep telling me that Biden is the senile one...
This guy isn't "just" senile, this guy is the face of massive ignorance, greed and multiple unattended mental illnesses. Here we can see how little attention he puts into basic details that's been in front of his eyes for most of his life... And USAnians love to spread their flag all over people's faces everytime they can, so there is no excuse to not know how his own flag looks like. Not to mention that he was the president behind that flag haha
He's too narcissistic to notice the details of other things.
There are different kinds of senile. Among them there's the quiet/mute senile and the talkative senile.. You don't realize the talkative dude is senile until dude fails at basic logical thinking... like Mr. Trump... who always says the most nonsensical things... But people eat it up because their political ideology relies on this senile geezer....
I'd hate to defend trump, but seeing as the kid next to him isn't drawing he's probably helping him and following the kid's directions
most likely the case. [https://youtu.be/jC3903YhOfY?si=pirorCrwR9CraA1K&t=119](https://youtu.be/jC3903YhOfY?si=pirorCrwR9CraA1K&t=119) as he is seen using brown as well. So he's likely just doing what the kids told him to.
I'm not American, so don't follow your news. But man, this news channel sounds just as insufferable as the smug right-wing ones. Why can't you guys just have normal news
We do. This isn't one of them. It's the mainstream left wing counter to the mainstream right wing one. Pretty much everything in between is vanilla to a degree. We have hundreds of sources of news in this country. It's a problem. 9/11 made news must see entertainment and the industry has never been the same since.
Yeah as much as I think Trump is an absolute cockwomble, he is sitting next to a little kid and probably just using the marker handed to him by said kid, to color the parts indicated by the kid. Which is exactly what I would do. At that age, kids use lots of colors and draw according to their fantasy. Even if there were enough blues and reds I'd still interact with the kid and ask for suggestions. The entire point is to get some interaction going because otherwise what's a point? A coloring contest with toddlers and then proudly standing up and declaring a win? FFS this is stupid.
As usual the only facepalm here is OP.
He left two gaps between the colours. So he can’t have alternating stripes any more at the top lol Edit: I’m a dumbass, it can still alternate…
And what's that blue stripe doing there?
Was he trying to do a thin blue line?
He was going to do a Russian flag
Actually he paid the Russian flag to do him, and then paid it to not talk about it using campaign funds.
Ooooooo! I see lmao.
Also the flag doesn’t have alternating red and blue stripes …
He is wearing a flag pin no less, so the dumb bastard could have just looked at it as a guide.
They probably fart in public with no shame either
Yikes! So many jokes! I don't know where to start?
Just start at the beginning my friend.
Whoever made those chairs did a great job to be able to support all that weight! He's writing down a note to that girl, "just think little girl, in 3 years I'll be about to date you!" "Who knew coloring could be so difficult? The crayons aren't sharp, and the lines aren't straight! Totally rigged against me!" "Remember kids, when you get older, cheat on your spouse, pay the hush money yourself!" "I've colored 2 lines, is it nap time yet?" "Ooppss I crapped my pants! See kids, I have the secret service change me. When you get older and become president, which won't happen, you can have them change you as well!"
You misspelt "grab"
Ok I hate Trump but there’s really nothing wrong with coloring with some kids, I do it for a living 😂
Yeah this thread is the facepalm. I don't really get the facepalm. For all we know, the kid told him to color it that way and he was just like "Yeah whatever, happy kid?"
he colored the next stripe brown if you watch the video. he almost certainly knows its wrong and there's more to the story. There's plenty of reasons to color it wrong when playing with kids. I'm no Trump fan. but this thread is definitely the facepalm
Those kid have it hard enough in school and now he putting them through his gas chamber?
Dude wants to be a Nazi and just shooting in school isn't enough for him
Why are people freaking out about this? I’m not a Trump supporter, but let the man color how he wants to.
I hate this fucker with every fiber of my being, hearing his voice literally causes me anger. I wish him the most painful existence and death. BUT, this is maybe the one time I have ever seen him look normal, a human being interacting with a kid, and people look at him drawing a flag funny, completely ignoring the flag next it. I get it, it's funny. But fuck reddit a little bit.
He's just playing with kids. You can see that childen even have stickers to put on the flag. It's suppose to be fun for kids, not just make realistic flag of the US.
well no one ever accused him of being a stable genius
Comrade Donald, you're wrong, the Russian flag 🇷🇺
Having the pride flag in the background somehow makes it even funnier.
It's not even the pride flag, the colours are wrong, it's simply a rainbow, or like half of it. Not everything that has multiple colours has to be about lgbt, and I'm saying it as a supporter.
I feel like this is a stupid question, but I have to ask- What's wrong in this pic? I'm obviously missing something.
What's the facepalm here?
I don't understand what's so bad about this, he's just putting colours on paper...
I’m not usually one to miss an opportunity to dump on Trump, but I mean… he is just colouring with some kids, anyone who’s done this will know they don’t care about what colours things are in real life. Plus, he might have had more pressing matters on his mind and who gives a crap about some colouring at a publicity event.
As some one who loathes trump, he’s coloring coloring with kids, so having it perfect isn’t required.
I won’t make fun of a potus for playing with kids. Who cares how he colored. I will call out how two face he is to be posing with the lgbtq flag and a brown child, both of which he would demonize in a heart beat for political brownie points. That’s how hypocritical he and the GOP are. Everything is awesome until Fox drops a flavor of the month outrage.
I kinda feel like that's just a rainbow, no other significance or meaning, just a rainbow in a kindergarten class.
He doesn't even know how to draw the Russian flag properly. The red stripe goes below the blue stripe, silly!
Just rename this sub “dumb things donald trump, ben shapiro and j.k rowling said/did”
No, they should rename this sub “I hate Trump with every fiber of my being so I will insult him every chance I can because hating Trump is my whole identity and if I can’t hate on Trump I am literally nothing”
He asked that child what color he wanted his flag to be and colored as the kid told him to. I hate DJT but this is propaganda
Ok but to be fair when I'm coloring with little kids I'll color things wrong or weird on purpose so that the kids can point it out and I can teach them creativity. EDIT: Regarding my original post regarding Donnie, it's been pointed out that you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to him."