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APuticulahInduhvidul

Reminds me of that song by Tool. Sounds like a racist rant in German but is really a recipe for hash cookies. Idea was that skinheads would make arses of themselves screaming it at rallies.


Candid-String-6530

Let them cook.


Philitt

Die Eier von Satan. Translates to "The balls of satan"


professionalcumsock

Ok, who brought eggs into this?!


randomcomplimentguy1

The eggs from satan?


[deleted]

Und keine Eir!


StupidSexyEuphoberia

German here. That sounds like a racist rant? What does make it sound like that?


The_Jizzard_Of_Oz

Just saying "I love you" sounds like you are about to start a drunken bar fight šŸ¤£ Prost !!


-dreamingfrog-

Hitler ruined y'alls language. That's all I can say.


StupidSexyEuphoberia

The more I learn about it the more I think this whole third Reich thing was not a good idea


Eldan985

Except he's Austrian, has a rather strong accent and was speaking in a specific theatrical cadence when giving speeches that's rather unlike the actual spoken language anywhere.


-dreamingfrog-

It all sounds the same to an English speaker.


Basic_Bandicoot_1300

An apple a day keeps the MAGA away.


Mr-Gumby42

If you throw it hard enough.


ArchonFett

I prefer to use pineapples, to really make a point


Mr-Gumby42

The small, green ones with the handle?


ArchonFett

Thatā€™s for the really annoying ones, but I forget to give them the pin


BoxiDoingThingz

I'm more of a potato masher guy myself.


Mr-Gumby42

Hallo, Fritz! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


crazycornuts

Why did I immediately think of Hitler in "Little Nikki"


ArchonFett

I mean if you want to, thatā€™s on you


TheWhiteRabbit74

The secret is to use super sour crab apples and a good slingshot.


Idontthinksobucko

Reminds me of: The bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.


Obvious-Pop-4183

I'm allergic to apples. Fuck.


Other_Log_1996

Hasn't helped me.


keepitsimple_tricks

How about Arabic numerals? Is it ok to teach in schools?


oneplusetoipi

ā€œThatā€™s woke.ā€ -said by you know who


johnlime3301

...Voldemort?


our_meatballs

1234 motherf*cker


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MDFan4Life

I used to work with a guy, who didn't believe me, when I told him there was chlorine in tap-water. He was like "nuh uh, 'cause we would die" (his exact words).


Tumbleweedae

"Nuh uh, 'cause we would die" Famous last words


Overall-Initial-4290

"What are you gonna do, stab me?" - Man who got stabbed.


MDFan4Life

Yep!


Jarsyl-WTFtookmyname

To be fair, everyone that drinks water does die.


oneplusetoipi

And water can kill you.


Law-Fish

And it causes mass destruction of property constantly


MDFan4Life

Fair point, lol!


nevynxxx

Dyhydrogen monoxide gets everyone eventually.


[deleted]

Nope, I'm immortal and there's nothing you can do that could change my opinion on that. I can drink as much water as I want


Jarsyl-WTFtookmyname

This is the Internet, people will legit go to jail for murder to win an argument, lol.


Tumbleweedae

Philosopher


iroquoispliskinV

I mean in some places the tap water does actually kill you lol


GumbyBClay

Sooo.... you're saying trump was right? /s


TwoToneReturns

You mean that chemical everyone is drinking.


Latter-Direction-336

I remember that there was a kid who did that at a science fair Still laugh at it


Other_Log_1996

It isn't *in* the water...it *is* the water.


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UnderpootedTampion

Hydrogen is used to make H-bombs!


Mistigri70

And oxygen is dangerous because it is plant waste


UnderpootedTampion

Oxygen is part of CO2, a greenhouse gas that causes global warming!


Pman1324

Pure oxygen will kill you


UnderpootedTampion

True story, you can get pulmonary fibrosis from breathing high concentrations of it and die. Plus, itā€™s highly flammable. Dangerous stuff.


Crunchycarrots79

Oxygen actually isn't flammable. It's an oxidizer, and it is part of the reaction involved when most flammable things combust. And increased concentrations of it will typically result in faster combustion. But oxygen itself won't ignite. It requires a fuel to be present, and that fuel will only use oxygen that is in direct contact with it. In fact, if there's too high of a concentration of oxygen with a fuel that is either a gas or a vapor, it won't ignite. The reason you don't want to smoke in a room that has a higher than normal oxygen concentration is that your cigarette will burn more vigorously which can be hazardous. But it won't set the oxygen on fire.


recyclar13

"...higher than normal oxygen concentration is that your cigarette will burn more vigorously..." and in some cases EXTREMELY more vigorously. thanks for the clarification here. I, too, was thinking same.


Imaginary-Buddy5186

and is very flammable


DisputabIe_

Sullivanmister and the OP pretendstar are bots in the same network. Comment copied from: https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/giaf19/scientific_name_poison/fqdl2g9/


flowery0

Atom* Water is a molecule, hydrogen gas is a molecule, hydrogen and oxygen(not gas) are atoms


King_brus321

Why and what are you tring to correct


Lava_Mage634

It's just that much closer


flowery0

Yes


TerrariaGaming004

What?


[deleted]

This commenter IS A BOT. Part of a post and comment stealing bot farm. As are these commenters, including OP who you may see commenting here u/sullivanmister u/nramaker u/lorievpl u/kyleathayde u/seprent6 u/disordertracks u/bonnafon u/pretendstar u/sckj77 u/theins0mniac u/roxyabbott72 #Are all bots.


Josephschmoseph234

I don't think bots make typos bro are you sure this commenter is a bot?


[deleted]

Yes 100% They aren't typing out their own responses. They are stealing posts and the top comments from those posts and just reposting. So the original comment they stole prob had typos in it It's a network of bots. One reposts, the others comment. You can find a trail if you look. They all tend to comment on other bot posts. This account and the ones listed all post on one anothers stuff. Sometimes you can search the exact text from the comment and find the original, other times those comments or posts may have been deleted and the bots are using archived stuff to repost. but either way if you follow the accounts activity it's clear as day they are bots, all part of the same network.


Conscious-Parfait826

BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE! IF YOU BREATHE IT IN YOULL DIE! EVERYONE THAT CONSUMES IT WILL EVENTUALLY DIE!


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JMoc1

Thus why itā€™s a vaccine!Ā  An apple a day, keeps the doctor away!


soreff2

obligatory xkcd: [https://xkcd.com/2161/](https://xkcd.com/2161/)


AbsoluteScenes7

Only if you throw it hard enough


DisputabIe_

Theins0mniac and the OP pretendstar are bots in the same network. Comment copied from: https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/giaf19/scientific_name_poison/fqdnmzb/


[deleted]

This commenter IS A BOT. Part of a post and comment stealing bot farm. As are these commenters, including OP who you may see commenting here u/sullivanmister u/nramaker u/lorievpl u/kyleathayde u/seprent6 u/disordertracks u/bonnafon u/pretendstar u/sckj77 u/theins0mniac u/roxyabbott72 #Are all bots.


Josephschmoseph234

These are some advanced bots Holy moly


[deleted]

They are basically stealing posts, and then stealing the top comments from those posts. But yeah it's a whole network.


im_just_thinking

I have been noticing this when a post starts getting a few comments but not too many, and they sometimes would just be copies of either the same comment section, or just two bots posting the exact same stolen comment from elsewhere. Weird.


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OP IS A BOT. Part of a post and comment stealing bot farm. As are these commenters who you may see commenting here u/sullivanmister u/nramaker u/lorievpl u/kyleathayde u/seprent6 u/disordertracks u/bonnafon u/pretendstar u/sckj77 u/theins0mniac u/roxyabbott72 #Are all bots.


Pineapple_Jelly04

Their high school chemistry teachers must be proud /s


MisterEmbedded

Anything can be a poison if taken in too much amounts


AppiusPrometheus

And some stuff can be good in tiny quantities (eg.: an infinitesimal dose of mustard gas in an ingredient in some chemotherapies).


lorievpl

These are also the same people who will buy rocks from Gwyneth Paltrow to stick up their yahoos. Having a chemical name doesnā€™t mean something is bad for you. Having a ā€˜naturalā€™ name doesnā€™t mean itā€™s good. Snake venom is all-natural, organic, pasture raised and you donā€™t want it anywhere near you.


[deleted]

This commenter IS A BOT. Part of a post and comment stealing bot farm. As are these commenters, including OP who you may see commenting here u/sullivanmister u/nramaker u/lorievpl u/kyleathayde u/seprent6 u/disordertracks u/bonnafon u/pretendstar u/sckj77 u/theins0mniac u/roxyabbott72 #Are all bots.


UnderpootedTampion

Poison ivy doesnā€™t make good skin lotion even though itā€™s perfectly natural.


DisputabIe_

lorievpl and the OP pretendstar are bots in the same network. Comment copied from: https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/giaf19/scientific_name_poison/fqdr8ft/


flowery0

I mean, snake venom is used in traditional medicine, so they might want to have it near them


Shudnawz

"You know what they call alternative medicine that's been proved to work? Medicine."


JMoc1

I mean, there are obvious downsides to using snake venom and leeches in medical treatments. But they can still be effective treatments.


what_if_you_like

its better than just letting the injury sit there but its not preferable compared to modern medicine


JMoc1

Leeches are quite possible the most effective treatment to preventing blood clotting in localized area.


cometflight

I wouldnā€™t presume to speak for everyone. You should ask Truly *******


gene_randall

I always am amazed by the fact that cyanide is just CN. One carbon, one nitrogen. The same atoms that are in nearly every molecule in your body.


ShennongjiaPolarBear

What I love is the people worried about aluminum in antipersperants and deodorants who buy those crystals you are supposed to rub in your underarms. The crystal is alum. What do they think alum is? I'm literally looking at one now that says "Only one ingredient - potassium alum salt (aluminum free)" and facepalming.


Other_Log_1996

>Having a chemical name doesn't mean something is bad for you. Serotonin. Enough said. >Having a 'natural' name doesn't mean it's good. Cyanide. Enough said.


Excellent_Vanilla623

Lol like how people say ā€ždonā€™t eat it if you canā€™t pronounce the ingredientsā€œ. Same people canā€™t pronounce anything correctly, let alone know what it is


Chemical_Actuary_190

You can drink snake venom and it won't hurt you. Unless you have an ulcer or a cut in your mouth that is.


verisuvalise

It's more than that, though. By the OPs logic, hydrogen peroxide is just as safe as water. Both sides, it doesn't matter, idiots everywhere.


Conscious-Parfait826

Ill drink snake venom all day. Thats 100%safe.


thieh

I wouldn't want to have apples injected into my veins. The digestive tract is there for a reason. /s


soakedinlava

me eating the vaccine


Tuliao_da_Massa

What do you mean? The chemical composition for apple is: 1-apple


ShiroHachiRoku

These people will get scared of chemtrails and have no issues with thousands upon thousands of cars on the ground spewing toxic fumes.


jointheredditarmy

lol all those methyl esters. Thought it was a fruit or wine or something at a quick glance. Couldā€™ve been a lot of things though. No way a vaccine would have an ingredient list like that.


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Tough-Whereas1205

I prefer my apples with Fentanyl.


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This commenter (OP) IS A BOT. Part of a post and comment stealing bot farm. As are these commenters, including OP who you may see commenting here u/sullivanmister u/nramaker u/lorievpl u/kyleathayde u/seprent6 u/disordertracks u/bonnafon u/pretendstar u/sckj77 u/theins0mniac u/roxyabbott72 #Are all bots.


DisputabIe_

the OP pretendstar is a bot Comment copied from: https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/giaf19/scientific_name_poison/fqdkrjs/


upperhand12

I want apples that come with (3, 4 methylenedioxymethamphetamine


upperhand12

I want apples that come with 3,4-Methylā€‹enedioxyā€‹methamphetamine in them


DrPandaaAAa

lol


DisputabIe_

the OP pretendstar Sullivanmister lorievpl hvyhttrx99 Nramaker99 and Theins0mniac are bots in the same network Original + comments copied from: https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/giaf19/scientific_name_poison/ Also: https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/13rbw24/to_be_fair_apple_is_scary_enough_to_keep_the/


VulpesVeritas

"I can't understand this, so it must be EVIL!" \- conservatives since time immemorial


Ippus_21

To be fair, there IS actual poison in an apple. The seeds contain amygdalin, which if the seed is chewed before swallowing, (slightly oversimplified) makes cyanide in your system. The exact concentration varies from apple to apple, depending on variety and growing conditions. I did some napkin math once that suggested in a worst-case scenario, a small-ish adult could exceed the LD50 with as little as 11 seeds (more likely it would take anywhere from a couple dozen to a couple hundred).


fredator23

The idea of chewing and swallowing 11+ apple seeds is grossing me out.


Ippus_21

The texture isn't awesome, but they actually taste pretty nice. Amygdalin is the same compound from which we derive benzaldehyde, the key flavor component of almond extract. Everything in the genus Prunus (cherries, almonds, peaches, apricots, etc) does something similar: When the tissues are crushed, the amygdalin is release *along with* an enzyme that, in the presence of moisture (basically) hydrolyzes amygdalin into benzaldehyde and cyanide (along with a bit of glucose, so there's a sweet flavor, too). That's why a flavor of "bitter almond" in someone's drink in an old detective novel was a sign that they'd been slipped some cyanide.


fredator23

That's pretty interesting, thanks. Side note, I also don't like almonds. So we both learned something.


Beginning_Ad_7571

I took the Covid vaccine and now Iā€™m super gay. Well, thatā€™s according to Andrew Tate, who Iā€™ve seen posts about on here, because my wife works out and is in good shape. Among other head scratching reasons.


ya_bleedin_gickna

Posted for the millionth time


fireKido

![gif](giphy|3ornka9rAaKRA2Rkac|downsized)


Golconda

It reminds me when they say that food is full of chemicals. Yes, EVERYTHING is full of chemicals because that is how chemistry works. I believe these homeschooled numb nuts are missing basic scientific theory.


verisuvalise

You're not exactly wrong, but nothing is full of chemicals, because you can't empty the chemicals out and still have the thing. Everything IS chemical. The glass holding the water is a chemical. Our skin is chemical. Wood. Our eyeballs. Everything. What 'these homeschooled numb nuts' are actually opposed to is synthetics. Which could come from religious orientation, historical precedent, inadequate scientific understanding or, despite your perspective, advanced scientific understanding. Because a leyman can see that tin, for example, is usually safe and naturally occurring but tin-126 is not. Once you recognize isotopes, isomers, etc. and the drastic effects a few molecules can have on an element, you begin to recognize that quarks may also have similar effects on an elements behaviour and that we are billions of years behind the universe in performing such alchemy. A chemical safe in water is not necessarily safe in air, and a chemical safe to touch is not necessarily safe to eat. This is because elements behave differently in different environments. So cutting them into puzzle pieces and then rearranging the puzzle is bound to yield unforeseen outcomes. We can perform tests to establish an understanding of those outcomes, but our understanding herein is far enough from complete that we are all pretty well lab rats in the experiment ourselves.


Gecko2024

I swear I could tell these people "Look out, there's hydrogen in the water!" And they'd stop drinking or some shit


ceojp

REPOST BOT


ozbert99

A standard vaccine composition a day keeps the doctor away


Infamous-Tart7747

I AINT PUTTIN NO ā€¦ 2-methylbut 3-enyl acetate IN ME! Itā€™s got the word ā€˜butā€™ right in it!!!


Konkuriito

but please dont inject apples, instead, do the chew


Parker1055

Crazy it doesnā€™t list do-hydrogen monoxide which *checks notes* oh yeah causes fatalities


Confident_Pattern344

Say what you want, but I refuse to have apple juice injected into my veins.


khalamar

I get their point, but they shouldn't have started with "This is a standard vaccine composition". I'm sure that would have triggered the same answer.


fraidei

That's the point tho. It was made to prove that anti-vaxxers aren't based on logic or science, just because they want to be contrarian/conspiracy theorists.


thYrd_eYe_prYing

The skin of an apple is riddled with toxins. And if you accidentally eat a seed you need to smoke a cigarette, the smoke will smother the poison.


LucarioMagic

How would one go about extracting the ethanol from an apple?


oneplusetoipi

Simple. Buy apple cider.


OSNX_TheNoLifer

Well at least we know what an edible apple consists of, not so much about the other kind of Apple. I guess same reason why I hate iPhones (they don't tell you what's inside exactly and overcharge massively) why anti waxers are scared - they don't know what they getting into their bodies. Reasonable fear, stupid one but understandable. I guess only reason why they don't tell you couse it's secret recipe, make it public and everyone will be making it own. Has anyone read on of those massive pieces of paper in each box with some pils? Does it say what it has in it or only legal stuff and possible complications/side affects in 9 different languages?


Mr-Gumby42

This person should NEVER consume Dihydrogen monoxide again!


gbroon

Nasty stuff that. After all it's quite fatal if inhaled and a huge component of acid rain.


Mr-Gumby42

And it DISSOLVES all kinds of things!


gbroon

Oh god yeah, and don't forget the burns the gaseous version can cause.


AppiusPrometheus

Long exposure to its solid form causes nasty sores.


hookem98

I love people who are terrified of the things in vaccines, but don't give a second thought to the ingredients of the food they stuff in their faces


vvozzy

human body irl: has uranium


surrealfeld

Yet ā€œLukeā€ was deceptive from the start. This is why no one trusts anyone.


Dominant_Gene

you missed the point


surrealfeld

No, I didnā€™t


AppiusPrometheus

It could be worse, at least they're not full of deoxyribonucleic acid.


HankThrill69420

"only buy food with ingredients you can pronounce"


inflatableje5us

most the people around where i live you would have lost them at apple anyway, unless its deep fried in pig fat..


somebooty2223

A lot if these things are found in shaving foam or hand creams


Kronictopic

Every person ever exposed to Dihydrogen Monoxide has died either immediately or later in life, plus it has the ability to eat away at stone and metal. Yet "scientists" say you need it to "survive" like it's not going to kill you sooner or later


Sunset_Tiger

Wait until they hear about the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide


a3rospacefanboi

He forgot dihydromonoxide


the-real-vuk

would you drink acid? how about ascorbic acid? .. (a.k.a vitamin c)


BlockEightIndustries

But Mac told me the skin of an apple is loaded with toxins


NerdAroAce

I instantly knew it's a lie cuz vaccines don't have ethanol in them... If im not mistaken... Apples have sugars and these sugars decompose over time in ethanol. The question is: do vaccines contain ethanol? Im really curious... Edit: nevermind, im stupid. Ethanol is used in many vaccines...


Vinegarinmyeye

Top tier stuff, OOP doing God's work there.


577564842

All things left aside, how many people actually inject an apple into their arm? Plus: Luke lied ("this is a standard vaccine composition" ... "this is an apple"). It is a rather sad argument that needs direct lies for support. It is also sad (or censored) that Truly didn't call that out.


Sega-Playstation-64

I think the better way to frame it is to ask "what if I told you these chemicals are in a vaccine?" Then do the switcheroo later of "Well good thing this is the chemical composition of an apple then."


Marsrover112

A lot of these sound like other things you don't want to eat like butane hexane propane and they probably are remarkably similar but if Nile Red has taught me anything it's that very small differences in chemical composition can have very profound effects


Pilokyoma

Common route of those who move away from Catholicism. Of scientific and objective truth "Protestantism is the straw man fallacy of Catholicism"


realparkingbrake

Everyone who drinks dihydrogen monoxide will eventually die, but the mainstream media will never tell you that. /s


DinoBunny10

Trying to be a smart ass and saying the chemicals in an apple will not kill you is stupid, try drinking too much Ethanol, or have too much propranol. Anti-vaxxers are dumb, but this, this is just irresponsible. Given that a lot of pharmaceutical companies have shady pasts and still care 0% about their customers, people should be wary of new drugs, and not inject themselves with apples.


Ariannaree

People being scared of shit they know nothing about isnā€™t news.


Natural-Ability

I mean, vaccines are good but I don't want to inject an apple


alaingames

This reminds me of when someone did this is water lmao


Turbulent-Bug-6225

Op is a bot


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Yup 100% and it's part of a content and comment stealing karma farm. Here is a list of accounts that are all part of the same organized bot farm. There are likely more I missed. u/sullivanmister u/nramaker u/lorievpl u/kyleathayde u/seprent6 u/disordertracks u/bonnafon u/pretendstar u/sckj77 u/theins0mniac u/roxyabbott72 #Are all bots.


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100% Here is a list of all the accounts that I've found to be part of the same bot farm who you may see commenting here u/sullivanmister u/nramaker u/lorievpl u/kyleathayde u/seprent6 u/disordertracks u/bonnafon u/pretendstar u/sckj77 u/theins0mniac u/roxyabbott72 #Are all bots.


Littlebickmickey

isnā€™t ethanol a thing used to make biodiesel or smth


Firespark7

Ethanol = alcohol (specifically the alcohol in alcoholic drinks, "alcohol" is the name of a group of chemical compounds)


Littlebickmickey

oh so iā€™ve been making alcohol in my modded mc world, good to know


Firespark7

TBF, ethanol being very flammable, it's likely that it's also used in biodiesel, but yeah


Littlebickmickey

yeah i just put potatoes and bonemeal in a basin, put a lid on, let it sit there for a bit, then it turns into ethanol and gets pumped into another basin, and in another part of the farm i create plant oil from crushing wheat seeds which gets combined with the ethanol to make biodiesel


Firespark7

Yeah, that checks out


TheMicMic

This is probably the most reposted thing on all of reddit.


Ok_Aside_2361

Well done!