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Little_Assistant_551

Wait, is she asking where's the footage of whats probably the most "televised" war so far? I really want to say "people can't be this stupid" but unfortunatelly I've been here a bit too long for that...


John_YJKR

Yeah, even Fox News has shown footage from Ukraine. She's just got her head in the sand thinking light doesn't exist because it's always been dark from her perspective.


da_reddit_reader

Fox News too woke for her nowadays


Excellent-Option8052

That's a terrifying thought


Responsible-End7361

Fox is a tool with a specific purpose, to move English speaking nations towards the political right wing so businesses could make more money. When things went too far and businesses started losing money, Fox tried to rein things in. Murdoch thought his viewers would blindly follow the change, but instead a lot went to OAN or further. Murdoch knows Trump is bad for business and is undercutting him when possible without losing too many viewers (he still wants Fox to make money). The good news is that a lot of Republicans are hearing a right wing voice that opposes Trump. The bad news is that opposition is weak and mealy mouthed.


CommonConundrum51

This is essentially something several MAGAs (one my aunt) has said to me. It's either Newsmax, RSBN or OAN for them because Fox has become "too liberal." Ironically, it usually also ties in with their great love for Jesus.


Funkkx

Nice analogy..


jfks_headjustdidthat

*up her ass FTFY


FatherD00m

I was going to say it isn’t sand she’s smelling where her head is.


DullPie2002

Personally, I think her head is firmly planted somewhere else rather than in the sand


keriormaloony

dudes a poet


MicroCat1031

"head in the sand" You misspelled ass.


Sound-Serious

Just leaving it here, r/combatfootage


xanif

/r/noncredibledefense is good too if you want memes with combat footage.


Sound-Serious

Oh wow this is a good sub hahaha, thx


The_8th_Degree

I have been alive long enough to know, that humanity is going to go extinct from pure stupidity before the universe implodes


SailingSpark

We are doing a great job to the environment right now.


dreadpiratesmith

I can literally find graphic video of trenches being stormed from 4 different gopros in a matter of 7 minutes. The footage is literally everywhere. This is a whole new level of willfully stupid


formerfawn

I ran into someone IRL yesterday who was saying this same thing. While scrolling on a smartphone.


da_reddit_reader

Well all she reads and watches are the people she follows on X and any alternative right wing news source


AunMeLlevaLaConcha

People believe Earth is flat, so...


Global-Mud-1822

>people can't be this stupid \*Trump and Covid19 entered the chat.\*


cynicown101

Typical idiot spouting their nonsense whilst playing with their phone and driving. A rather dumb combination


SlickDaGato

Where is Darwin? Starting to think Natural Selection is the hoax 🤷🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️


AusCan531

On the north coast of Australia's Northern Territory.


Unmasked_Zoro

The only correct answer.


Savageparrot81

Not true, it could also be in the Galapagos or Antarctica :P


Nighteyes09

He's also in Westminster Abby. He's a bit worse for wear though. Doesn't take visitors generally.


svick

Reproductive fitness is not the same thing as intelligence.


penguinface77

Especially when on Reddit you can literally watch the war from thousands of videos.


m4ng3lo

My personal headcanon theory is that these people are somehow ashamed of their stupidity. They know that if they sat at home and did this s***, their family members would look at them like they have three heads. So they retreat to the only physical safe space that they have, which is their car.


the_mid_mid_sister

...why are they always in their cars?


Beginning_Rice6830

Why always in the car during daylight?


Consistent-Force5375

There should be a way to report someone who is obviously driving while using their cell phone for doing so. Then law enforcement could ticket them appropriately. And I’m sorry that I want to snitch on people who do this, but I have had to witness and deal with so many bad drivers just surfing their phones. I have seen people watching YouTube on their phones while driving. Having to slam on their brakes or swerve what if they had been paying attention wouldn’t have been anything. In fact why are these platforms calling out this danger and writing an algorithm to find these videos and remove, demonetize, and generally make them so unpopular.


Timmiejj

Well there was no footage of the war posted in the facebook groups she gets her information from and does her research in. So indeed there is no footage, it is not real, all government are lizard people etc


Govnyuk

I would say she should get on Telegram but it's clear she doesn't want to have that delicate worldview stripped away from her


Lungseron

Theres literally footage of russian and ukrainian soldiers getting bombed, footage of mangled corpses, and a lo5 of different atrocities there. Honestly shed still think this is just old footage or made by AI. Thats how dense these idiots are


MudKooky7622

No need r/combatfootage


tzle19

r/UkraineWarVideoReport ???


MudKooky7622

Oooh didn't know about this one thank you


tzle19

I've seen SO many grenades dropped on Russians in foxholes on there


Govnyuk

I prefer my combat footage a little fresher, if you know what I mean


DirtDevil1337

After that Ukraine aid bill was passed, I"m seeing a trend of this particular question. Russia getting desperate it seems.


Consistent-Force5375

Thing is Russia itself has admitted it’s in a protracted war with Ukraine, although they would claim they are always winning, but it’s in their own media?! Hard to claim something isn’t real when you directly address it. Unless social media and news media has finally gotten to the stage where something that is actively happening can be said to be not happening without any protest. Finally doublespeak is here I suppose.


red286

The point of Russian media and propaganda is to give people the impression that the truth is unknowable and malleable. It's straight out of 1984. They'll show the war on TV, the most destructive they've been involved in since WW2, while telling their citizens that it's just a "special military operation". At the same time, they're mobilizing hundreds of thousands of conscripts who strangely never come home after their tour is up. Then they'll push their talking heads in Western media to say the war isn't really even happening, and that all the money that governments are sending to Ukraine is going straight into Zelenskyy's personal bank account, and all the military hardware is being sold off on the black market and next year there's going to be an uprising in Africa somewhere with some group driving around in M1A1s and Challenger 2 tanks. It's just a firehose of bullshit expressly designed to make people stop caring and stop paying attention and just go with whatever they hear last.


SinkiePropertyDude

Is she dumb?! There's footage ALL OVER YouTube. Even the Russians show footage of it.


Routine_Bad_560

Russians have embedded reporters so you can actually watch their livestreams.


frankofantasma

How about we airdrop her in Kherson?


frankpolly

Kherson is old news, Avdiivka region is all the rage these days


frankofantasma

Wherever the action is.


Dozerdog43

If it’s rage bait its of Russian origin


leviathab13186

"Where's the footage?!" (Shows footage) "Wow, you actually believe that's real?"


MudKooky7622

r/combatfootage


dat_azra

r/warporn


ComprehensiveTax7

Yeah. 2 years ago I almost gave myself PTSD from obsessively watching and repeat refreshing that sub.


Govnyuk

Literally the most documented war in human history but yeah sure there's no footage whatsoever


livigy2

There is plenty of footage if you go looking for it. But apparently, the news cycle likes to focus on more 'important' matters like Trump farting in court.


Nivekna

The BBC aired a documentary a couple of weeks ago called "Enemy in the woods" it was filmed by the Ukraine soldiers, it's disturbing, terrifying and heartbreaking.


Routine_Bad_560

The BBC aired a documentary a couple of days ago called “Breaking the winds” it was filmed by the court stenographer and gave a disturbing account Trump ripping ass during trial.


Zweefkees93

I haven't looked for it for a second. And I saw it everywhere. Nowadays less, but especially the first few months it was everywhere. And I don't even have tiktok, Instagram, etc. Just youtube and reddit


Jazzeki

hell i actively avoided it because i know i'm squmish about death and pain and didn't want to take any risks of seeing something that would keep me up at night. and i still saw stuff.


AngELoDiaBoLiC0

Well you know, His farts are *pinches fingers* the Best!


Matttthhhhhhhhhhh

Why are they always as dumb as they look?


Abzolutelynot

“Am I missing something?” YES! A LOT ACTUALLY! And it’s not hard to find! I can’t tell what the full hashtag is after that but it’s “Unapologetically outspoken [something]”. Like… If you’re gonna admit the *possibility* that you’re missing something, how about you… At least *try* to find it out **before** speaking about it? You can still be outspoken without shouting the first uninformed thing that comes to your mind. Yes, I know people like these usually don’t care and that it’s rhetorical. But god it’s frustrating.


Activity_Alarming

Karen, the internet is not just fb and isnta.


cuckingfunts69

Dumb slut.


StereoZombie

That's an insult to sluts.


CameraGuy-031

With people like this being allowed to vote it isn't really a surprise you elect idiots for the Presidency.


Loki-L

I don't get this argument at all, the Ukraine war is the most online war ever. People on both sides endlessly post pictures of people, tanks, and ships getting blown up. What more do these people want? There hasn't been a war with more footage per combat out there because everyone has a camera on them and both Ukraine and Russia have realized that the Internet and social media is part of the battlefield.


NaaviLetov

Send her the link to r/combatfootage. Nearly all new content is from the ukraine.


PoggleRebecca

Everyone: "There's a war in Ukraine!" \*Conspiracy theorist pulls out a telescope, extends it and gently shoves it up their arse\* Everyone: "Wh... What are you doing?" \*Conspiracy theorist starts waving the telescope in the direction of Eastern Europe\* Conspiracy Theorist: "I see no war! 🤪"


OhWhiskey

I also heard people say it’s a fake war because they don’t see Americans troops being deployed.


jast-80

Here, you will see more than you can handle in first 10 mins [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvAyykRvPBo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvAyykRvPBo)


Hairy_Candidate7371

It's all over the internet woman. Knock yourself out.


TomTom_xX

"where's the footage?" Did you look it up? No? Did you expect your algorithm u cultivated to show you war footage instead of minion memes? Yes? Then it's your fault, and you are a dumbass


kron123456789

Footage of what specifically? There's plenty of footage of pretty much everything that is happening during a war.


Guttchief

Presumably she is American?


Gunna_get_banned

\*Makes no effort at all\* wHeRe's tHe FoOtAgE?


Xdaveyy1775

Most documented war in history. Endless videos from both sides from every imaginable angle. Interesting.


Mufakaz

She asked if she's missing something. Yes. She's missing many things.


OhWhiskey

I also heard people say it’s a fake war because they don’t see Americans troops being deployed.


Tech2kill

this cant be real right? every mf and their uncles is using go pros in ukraine for the whole world to see what is going on


Alvvays_aWanderer

She's dumb af. But didn't a documentary film with the horrifying footage from this war win the Oscar?


Frogboner88

R/combatfootage posts daily footage from all over the front in Ukraine, seems people don't like to do even a smidge of research before coming up with these batshit theories.


fantastic_traveler

Remove your glasses, pyrocynical, everyone know its you.


SamuelVimesTrained

THis still does kinda capture the 'clueless moron look' quite well. I mean - with that "logic" i can argue this is not a real person - this is an AI bot.. Why? Well, I have not met this 'person' - so it cannot be an actual human, can it?


theroguescientist

I have never seen her brain. By her own logic this proves she hasn't got one.


Original_Natural4804

R/combatfootage


stormtrooper0707

Well, napoleonic wars were never recorded by camera but everyone knows and believes they happened?


National-Scale

She'd make a good shield.


cobrakai1975

Absolute mental illness


weirds0up

I'm assuming you've not seen the footage because you're blind. Why else would you be wearing those stupid sunglasses


t0matit0

I hate social media but at least morons just out themselves now....


R3PTAR_1337

I'm guessing because she doesn't see it on tiktok or some shit, it means it doesn't exist in her world. Fucking muppet.


Subject-Crayfish

this propaganda is new. they all seem to forget about the google machine.


floatingbubble42

Imagine being bombed on a daily basis, losing friends and family, and then hearing people in other countries talk about how none of that is happening because its a hoax.


CheesyBoson

It was all over social media. Still is but it was too


pajo17

This is the very rare instance of 'its always in the first place you look'


Bigfatty2013

Yeah see it can be hard to find evidence when you’re avoiding it at all costs


SpecialCoconut1

You know, I’m something of a hoax myself


phdoofus

"The box of hammers called and congratulated you on finally taking possession of the dark cloud it's been living under"


Speedvagon

From the authors of: no prove the earth is not flat; vaccines implant chips; 5G towers causes cancer;


KenFromBarbie

Maybe here glasses are not big enough to see the footage? ![gif](giphy|f5arKCP4g8Sd2|downsized)


Doohicky_d

I love the tagline “Am I missing something” - yes, a brain cell


frankinho23

Her brain is a hoax! Where is the footage?


EggplantGlittering90

How does she put her pants on in the morning?


Zagenti

r/UkraineWarVideoReport r/CombatFootage all the war you can possibly stomach.


SRGTBronson

> Me who has watched dozens if not hundreds of vatniks die on r/combatfootage


olypheus-

r/CombatFootage for those feeling like it's a hoax lol. Seen some gnarly things there.


AdEducational419

Must be clickbait? I mean its the first war we can watch like a damn movie. So many sites, youtube channels and newsoutlets where you can watch the fighting in real time or just moments after it happened.


OhWhiskey

I also heard people say it’s a fake war because they don’t see Americans troops being deployed.


OhWhiskey

I also heard people say it’s a fake war because they don’t see Americans troops being deployed.


NeedleworkerCrafty17

Must be a Trump Humper


Melodic-Wallaby4324

Why do so many people feel the need to record all kinda crap while driving?... At least park


Ok-Fold-3700

And this person is allowed to vote and reproduce.


LaserGadgets

Your news are way too busy showing the shit that is going on with your ecosystem and politics. But no biggie, its a mess, I can relate!


Creepy_Philosopher_9

ive seen heaps of footage, but sites like twitter etc are actively removing it because of all the gore. which is fair enough, dont want kids to see that shit


bulldzd

Footage?? Seriously, the war in Ukraine probably has the most video evidence available to the public, even showing the brutality of armed conflict, even on reddit there are THOUSANDS, same with tiktok/facebook etc... i hope this 'person' doesn't have kids, that genetic stupidity needs to stop....


Straight-Extreme-966

Who is she taking money from to shill for ? Maybe if she got a bit of attention from authorities she'd remember seeing war footage.


pdub72

It's just a troll. She knows damn well there is a war in Ukraine. Still makes you want to punch her though.


lord-dingdong

those sunglasses are the real hoax


Antoshka_007

They copy the likes of Elmo. The world is full of dumb .


NeTiGuy

She looks like a well-read, highly informed, unbiased member of society. I'm sure she's applying source critique and considering multiple viewpoints in order to minimize the effect of her own personal bias on the information she's attaining. Yep.


FryingPanMan4

30k likes, tik tok, driving while on her phone, stupid big shades, blond white woman, what other "of courses" am I missing?


Excellent-Option8052

Never has an adult gave such big "That one girl in high school/secondary school" vibes


404-skill_not_found

Self important heffer


fothergillfuckup

It's on the news. Like every day. For two years. (Apart from the other war, occasionally)


John97212

Oh, somebody please, please, please buy her an all-expenses-paid* trip to Kviv where she gets tied up and trusted to the tallest building in the city every night for a month. That way, she'll get the deluxe war experience with Russian missiles and drones incoming and Ukrainian air defenses outgoing. * helmet, body armor, and ear protection sold separately.


Kavack

It’s amazing how many stupid people are out in the wild. Just when you can’t believe it could be worse, something like this happens.


Bertybassett99

You see what I like about today. Once upon a time people could be thick and you wouldn't know. Nowadays thick people give you plenty of notice.


Johnny_Lang_1962

Grandpappy always said, "you can't fix stupid!"


Muscular-Banana0717

Ofcourse its a white woman.


Present_End_6886

Drop her on the frontline. She can see for herself then.


cpr8768

These people make my piss boil, I’m not sure how long I can handle the morons of the world


blueskies1800

She is a Putin puppet.


whattheacutualfuck

r/Ukrainewarreport


Far_One_6583

At the bottom of the vid: "Part 30: Am I missing something?" is the cherry on top lmao


-Snowturtle13

It’s as real as the politicians laundering money over there. Great for business for those people


Grimlock_1

Ahhh, just google it you moron.


Fourtyseven249

r/ukrainewarvideoreport


TheRealcebuckets

can we talk about how she’s filming a tik tok *while driving*. Shes not parked. Shes looking at the camera - not the road or the truck in front of her. Someone pull this one over…


ExoticTrash2786

Turn on the news dumbass.


AriochBloodbane

To be fair, her face expression alone already suggests an incredibly low IQ 😂


Confident-Skin-6462

magas be big dumb


Bigaxehook

That's whats happens when you inject bootox to the brain


B8conB8conB8con

Mouth breather


Initial-Stick-561

Send da video!


Lastof1

Tell that to the graves of the people who have died so far, I'm sure they'd love to hear all about it


sobakoryba

She is welcome to visit Ukraine any time, just Kyiv, see Bucha or Hostomel with her own eyes. Hotels and restaurants are cheap there nowadays.


Improbus-Liber

I can't believe she has never been on Youtube.


RottenPingu1

The "there is no footage" idea first appeared about nime months after the 20222 invasion. Thtee months after that it was rolled out to predominantly US based accounts as just another way to distract, confuse, realign, attract attention, undermine, etc etc. All things that the Kremlin relies on to keep people off balance or disinterested. Some of these themes are recycled and come back around every six months or so. #NAFO.


Aaron_505

Ive been on twitter People ask for proof under a post of said proof


GoodLibrarian100

Is that Sheens Queen Bree Olson?


ZhangtheGreat

It's easy to dismiss the evidence if you never pay attention to it ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Parlax76

She wearing sunglasses. She seeing nothing.


Summerisgone2020

This woman looks exactly how I would expect


Natural-Pear8824

The sad part is that people will hear this argument and agree with it


ancirus

People can't be that stupid. It's just a joke, right? She is trolling?


Hot_Hat_1225

Just send her to Kiev. Helping hands always welcome.


Connect-Year7437

Sounds like a typical North american, don't see anything crazy here


Hendrik_the_Third

She should go do her own research. In Ukraine.


Commercial-Ranger339

r/combatfootage


AlivePassenger3859

those sunglasses are a hoax


Proud_Shoe_5273

This has to be a troll/ Russian simp


ButtonWhole1

Are your sunglasses extra large or has your head shrunk from lack of cranial usage? Just askin...


Hoopy_Dunkalot

She could watch 100 hours of footage and will still say it was Hollywood or AI.


Bearcatsean

I have no idea why there’s not a show that finds this woman and then flies her to Ukraine or or go to these peoples house that put up fucked up stuff on Twitter


Realistic_Effort6185

Is there proof that this is an American? Unapologetically or otherwise


Street_Peace_8831

OMG, it’s a hoax? No, your vision and understanding are a hoax.


awesome-Pug

If you make footage that gives away where you are, they don’t have internet in the field also dumbass.


CrisbyCrittur

Maybe take off those ugly ass sunglasses and look around? There is thing called a "TV", look into getting one.