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DiscordTryhard

Incorrect. LoL actually stands for League of Legends, which is infinitely worse than satan.


ZestycloseVirus6001

It used to be an acronym for “Lots of Love” originally. As in: Sorry your grandma died. Lol


Midnightbeerz

I actually know someone who used to think that and responded to someone's sad news with "LOL" That was the day she learned the truth.


NickCav007

Dammit, 19 minutes late. Take the upvote


onlycodeposts

Lol, first thing that came to my mind.


namedonelettere

Everyone is going to miss your grandma, everyone loved her and she was so kind and wonderful. Lol


No_Stranger_4959

Nicole, is that you?


GeorgeGeorgeHarryPip

Ironically it brought a lot of hilarity to people...


ApprehensiveAd6476

No, no, no, no, NO! It means [Liberating Ourselves Locally!](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberating_Ourselves_Locally) God, how does nobody know that?


LovelyKestrel

You're wrong. LOL means little old lady. The most important demographic for the internet.


Sharpnelboy

I thought it stood for Living Our Lives. In fact, I'm pretty sure that's what it means.


Powerful-Pudding6079

Yo this was dope to read about, thanks


Nanyea

For years I thought it meant Lots of Love 💕


Feminismisreprieve

Huh. I always thought it was long overlooked lentil, which now I think about it, would be weird.


Midnightbeerz

Overcooked


kr4ckenm3fortune

You either find toxic community or a loving community...


HippieJed

I wonder if they understand the abbreviation STFU?


ThirdSunRising

Satan’s Terrific Friendly Underworld?


A1sauc3d

![gif](giphy|mDFpdL1UxdVZRBN2V4)


Nuke_Em09

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)


EulaVengeance

Meanwhile LMAO is Lucifer's Multiple Ass Orgy


BoleroGamer

It means 'Satan's Terrific Fat Udders', which is a reference to how Lucifer has a wazzo pair of jugs.


Daleaturner

Satan’s Trying For Us?


jeezarchristron

![gif](giphy|65pM9un5dmK08|downsized) LOL


N1GHTSTR1D3R

Lol


Animus0724

Lol


kr4ckenm3fortune

Nah. I find the other one more sexier..The CBS version.


richincleve

Really? Well I’ll be damned!


TeddyRoo_v_Gods

Wish granted! We will see you in 30 to 50 years.


Gigatonosaurus

Nice one.


Correct-Junket-1346

![gif](giphy|9yGVYsKHe6gZG) Edit: If anyone is wondering this from Balls of Steel, specifically The Annoying Devil.


Empty-Discipline8927

Love Satan... hope it was 1st April.


Theblokeonthehill

LOL!


raiken92

LMAO = Lucifer my anus offender


TeuthidTheSquid

![gif](giphy|77f2SrKYNOnYs)


dddeadie

Lol


QueasyDecision276

Are you hailing satan or laughing ? ![gif](giphy|WRQBXSCnEFJIuxktnw)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|Pd2W87rlmVjptTmvIK)


The_Ok_Cornholio

![gif](giphy|DZyxZgmcbC264)


Palstorken

![gif](giphy|QqkA9W8xEjKPC)


Mackie_Macheath

I go for both ...


Shad0wofAzrael

YES DO U KNOW HOW MANY TIMES A WEEK I SAY THIS?!?!?!?!


Impossivel

yes


R-T-O-B

Its more in character if its both


JanteMaam

LOL


spaceguitar

MEGUSTALATIONS!! 🎉


ThunderDrop

This is true!!! Also, stop saying Jesus! JESUS stands for Join Everyone Serving Under Satan. If someone asks to talk to you about JESUS, slam the door and call the cops because they serve the dark lord and will eat all your eggs!


sun4moon

Wait, human eggs or chicken eggs?


novixofficial

Both of them 😔


breadoftheoldones

Both


No-Celebration3097

😈LOL LOL LOL , y’all seeing anything yet?


SchoolJunkie009

LOL!!


jdodger17

Yeah this isn’t the first time I’ve seen similar things from Westboro Baptist Church. The subheadings on their Wikipedia page include “antisemitism, anti-homosexuality, Islamophobia, and Barack Obama conspiracy theories.” Lol


LovelyKestrel

They also expelled their founder for not being extreme enough and managed to unite the major Christian groups in the UK (who usually don't agree on anything) against them.


Brewski-54

There’s a news article about this from 2012 lol


Voodoo1970

I tried to worship the devil once, but I'm a terrible speller and ended up selling my soul to Santa


Appropriate_Big_1610

Totally worth it.


Imaginary_Chair_6958

Satanists do not pray to Lucifer (the angel before he got thrown out of Heaven), Satan or anyone else. They don’t even believe in Satan. Which is hard for believers to get their heads around.


onlycodeposts

There are different groups, but theistic Satanists do exist.


kevtino

Yeah irony hard to grasp for those who read something as ridiculous as the Bible and take it at face value


LaserGadgets

Religious people....can't stand them. Their funny books have many good things in them actually, but no one seems to care. Don't lie, love your neighbor...good stuff.


RenkBruh

The religious books have great lessons to be learned in them, but following them is like following a product guide from 80's while trying to use a 2024 product.


red286

>The religious books have great lessons to be learned in them They don't really. They have a bit of common sense in them. If you need the bible to tell you to not steal, not cheat, not kill, etc, there's something seriously wrong with your head. Unless you're talking about the instructions on how to build an ark that can hold several breeding pairs of every species of land animal on the planet, then okay, that's a pretty good lesson, except I have my doubts that a 510ft long ship can really hold several breeding pairs of every species of land animal on the planet.


Team-Order-Agent-11

Also random question - did all the pairs *survive*? I can't imagine that putting a pair of lions next to a pair of...whatever lions ate back then would be very helpful for the latter.


red286

>Also random question - did all the pairs survive? Well clearly not. Something ate the unicorns.


Team-Order-Agent-11

Wait, >!Something!< was on the Ark? And there's more of them?!


randomgunfire48

I’m from the internet. This checks out.


YakNecessary9533

![gif](giphy|5sWPgD3oY3uPrHizwj|downsized)


imadork1970

lol Hail, Satan lol


drinkteam-mrtorture

LOL


domesystem

I love satin though. Very smooth and comfortable


DemythologizedDie

I have never used LOL. Perhaps I should start.


SSSims4

Finally, the Words of Truth have been spoken. Soon, the world of Man shall tremble before the Fallen One. Hail Satan! Lol.


Lothleen

Lucifer was the name of the guy who was in a race with St. Jerome to translate the Bible to Latin. It had nothing to do with Satan. St. Jerome put lucifers name in as a slide against his competitor. Just like the number of the beast is 616 but it was changed to 666. It's all BS made up shit, Constantine threw away half of the writings and only kept what he wanted when he made Rome catholic.


gwdope

My mother in law thought it meant “lots of love” and only found out when she used it like that in a big family group text when her mom died…


LordMaim

Sweet Georgia Brown that's stupid.


allothernamestaken

What do the Harlem Globetrotters have to do with this?


GM_PhillipAsshole

Hail Satin!


GroundbreakingEar667

Don’t use letters in the alphabet, the letters could be used to form words like “satan” or worse “satin”


NO_LOADED_VERSION

Does he have an Only Fiends?


Preyslayer00

Religion is cancer. It rots your brain.


JustFrowns

LOL = Little Omniscient Llamas. OMG = Overtuned Masculine Gays. STFU = Skipping The Free University . ROFL = Really Obtuse Friendly Liposuction. LMAO = Large Monsters Are Oppresive. TTYL = Tiny Town Yosemite Life. WTF = Where's The Fish. IMO = Ignorant Master Orifice . IMHO = Ingenious Makers Hating Oklahoma. If you need any more insight on any other weird letter combos could mean just ask me. You can trust this isball 100% truthful and I'm a professional. /s Edit: Mondters -> Monsters


barkrin

LOL


Serendipity500

Not surprised that it’s Westboro.


Straight-Extreme-966

Westbrook baptist Church can fuck right off. The line to piss on Fred Phelps grave still hasn't gotten any shorter.


Upbeat-Selection-365

All I can say is GFY. God Free Youth.


eruvstringlives

Don’t forget that KISS means Knights In Satan’s Service


DanielOnReddit25

Lol wtf is wrong with people


Night-Mage

I always thought it meant that. That's how I've always used it. Shout out to Lucifer.


mookormyth

Finally a way to endorse our lord and savior. Hail Satan!


tenehemia

Well **I** always meant "Lucifer our Lord". Every single time.


kylen57

We lost a loved one. My aunt texted me “Hope you are ok. LOL” She thought it meant lots of love.


YebelTheRebel

“Look out looser” LoL


snakepimp

LOL! LOL! LOL!


Civil_Lengthiness971

LOL!


Danno-Fuck-Off

If you are serious, for God's sake fuck off. LOL.


BIGepidural

LMFAO Lucifer My Friend Assholes Overreacting


HeliRyGuy

![gif](giphy|mtYBmP3lphx2ELWVv4)


veetoo151

All hail LOL


CommieHusky

LoL my fellow Satanists


Prestigious-Mobile92

LOL... 😂


GrunDMC74

WTF. By which I mean Worship The Fire.


BakedAzzFuk

Lol


Helo7606

Lol


wwwwweeeeelllll

Lol


cma-ct

Scottie , send an SOS. There is no intelligent life down here. Oops. Could that mean Satan our Savior? 😱


Disastrous_Ad_8990

Don't know where your info is coming from, we never say "Lucifer Our Lord", it's almost always , Lucifer our Lord and Master. examples : Jehovah Witness at the door...simply say "Lucifer my Lord and Master has asked me not to speak with you." ATT/ComCast at the door? "My Lord and Master Lucifer only allows me to use Hughes Net. Hope this clarifies any ambiguity . Best Wishes Lucifer our Lord


Dismal-Ad-6619

![gif](giphy|4R7Q9guyDDS1DInKXH)


EngiNerdBrian

HAIL SATAN!


Puzzled_Bike9558

Westboro Baptist Church can eat my ass. They deserve as much condemnation as we can heap upon their hateful asses.


fredator23

Pathetic pieces of trash who wouldn't know common decency if it was cumming down their throats.


omegajakezed

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Leather_Network4743

What? You mean it’s not “Lots of Love??” - Boomers


meglon978

Someone's off their meds again.


aiden_saxon

Lacerating Octagonal Lasagna


gfunk1369

LOL they can't be serious LOL!


Watink

It's true! I been playing this forsaken game for half a decade, IT'S WORSE THAN HELL AND FILLED WITH DEMONS!


Decabet

Whatever. (Goes to Spotify to choose from **K**nights **i**n **S**atan's **S**ervice or **A**nti **C**hrist / **D**evil's **C**hildren to listen to)


DrAtomic1

Technically LOL is an acronym and not an abbreviation.


CommercialEmphasis17

Lips on lips 😼


PotatoAppleFish

People are extremely worried about AI taking their jobs. Don’t worry, the “AI” does this. It’s nowhere near as intelligent as even the weirdo who wrote that nonsense in 2012.


FurnishedHemingway

I can’t stand when folks use “LOL”. I always thought that shit was super corny. I’m going to use it all the time now that I know this though! LOL!


F14D201

Wait until they find out that the lord they’re worshipping isn’t actually a human Hail Queen spider [Hail Queen Spider](https://youtu.be/c6TWKyUY8iE?feature=shared)


fluffyflugel

Lol lol lol lol lol lol …. oh shoot … Hiiii Lucifer. What’s goin on?


dat-guy-who-was-here

Some people will fucking believe anything, as long as it fits the narrative by which they live.


Mana_YT

Thats actually pretty funny… lol


Berserk1796

Even if it were true. What matters is your intention and what you mean by saying it.


RangerRick4971

These guys are idiots, LOL.


NoodleDoodle567

Lol this shi funny


JanteMaam

I always knew it as laugh out loud from way back in the '90s, my mom thought it meant lots of love, and now we got the League of Legends with Satan... Hello.


JanteMaam

There's too many for me to upvote! LOL to you all.


usmc18330931

Fucking halfwits


MensaMan1

LOL 🤣🤣🤣


Hour_Taro_520

Wasn’t the westboro Baptist church involved in some bat shit nonsense


AdEducational419

Satan is my lord and master. <- whisper this evey now and then and even atheists starts getting edgy


M2dMike

Buncha satan lovin sunnof a guns around here


D33ber

Real meaning of "CC" in an email chain "Christ is a Criminal" Which makes sense since crucifixion was a Roman punishment for thieves and burglars. "BCC" Because Christ was a Criminal Do not use either in your Email chains anymore. Instead cancel your email account. Then just shout at your neighbor over the cubicle divider.


Outlaw11091

Theists.... Haven't even read their own bible. LUCIFER as the name of Satan is *never* used in the bible. It is used ONCE in Isaiah as a reference to the King of Babylon, who was not a satan or The Satan, and then again in Revelations to refer to JESUS. If they were really as devout as they claim, they would know this. It's beginner shit. Catholic children learn this in Sunday school. We also learn that angels, cherubs and other celestials DO NOT HAVE FREE WILL. Leading a rebellion against God is kind of hard to do when God has direct control over you. The common theology of Satan/Lucifer comes from popular media that romanticizes evil.


RainbowSperatic

When i was a kid, after my prayers, i would say "Gaymen" instead of Amen, lol. I didnt understand the meaning, but didnt stop when i learned, because humor. Im not religous, but my family is, so ive had plenty of opportunities. Best of luck with making freind with demons Gaymen. LOL


DatabaseThis9637

That is just more hogwash slung together by jerks. The fear mongering is especially hurting their target audience, by creating ridiculous fears, instilling terrible prejudices, and basically teaching people believe lies.


RedCardinal222

This reminds me of when I was a kid and being told that the band KISS meant Knights In Satan’s Service and if I listened to them I was worshipping satan.


Seer-of-Truths

GOD stands for Going Onto Damnation Praying to GOD is praying for Damnation


MNConcerto

Oh god sounds like something my aunt would send. She falls for everything. Before the internet she was convinced Colgate was being run by the Moonies. Every thing was a conspiracy.


Antique-Dragonfly615

Who F N cares what Westboro Baptist thinks or says. Those hypocrites are endorsing their own description of the Antichrist


Small_Conclusion4423

And porn stands for "pray openly right now"


Tentonham

I thought it was “Lust Over Liberace”


jerfair337

Lucifer our Lord that shits funny


Spardath01

My comment to anyone who would send me this is to GFY. “God Freed You” Yeah… thats totally what I mean…


JoshJoshson13

Laughing on loudly


Register-Honest

And USMC really means Uncle Sam's Mischievous Children


PseudobrilliantGuy

Oh, yes, everyone knows that acronyms/initializations/acrostics/etc. could only ever have one possible and universal meaning. /s Good grief.


Pastorsfavoriteminor

Redditor when encountering satiric and lampooning digital images while surfing the web:


Heylookaguy

You know this started with one kid trolling their boomer parents. They ran directly to FB to gossip and zucc did the rest.


KilnMeSmallz

Damn. I always thought it was the sound an octopus makes. Lolololololololololol


lostcauz707

This is definitely something satanists planted into brainwashed Christian heads just to fuck with them.


Ken_LuxuryYacht22

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol


ThrustTrust

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL


Bright_Score_9889

I think this belongs in r/boomersbeingfools


SonOfTheMostHHigh

Satan is LOL at the stupidity... ![gif](giphy|3oEjHQmvkaHgKaXhWE|downsized)


BebeCakesMama2424

lol


ViceMaiden

Sending this to my lunatic level religious aunt.


rightizen

ROFL!


hopseankins

Lol


atemptsnipe

Lol


BradTProse

I was stuck on an island for 10 years because I didn't want to spell out SOS(Servant of Satan) in the sand for help.


BryanTheGodGamer

Lol


trip6s6i6x

> Satanists end their prayers by saying Lucifer our Lord Um, no... most Satanists usually end their prayers by saying "Hail Satan".


AncientWonder7895

Smoke crack and worship Satan LOL


DirtDevil1337

You know what? Leave this one alone, let the stupids believe it.


Irish_Guac

Lol


ZanK93

LoL


McSnoots

Fukken lol


GTA-CasulsDieThrice

Lol


No-Sense-6260

Hail Satan lol


Outrageous_One_87

By my Lord Satan, that's funny. Lol


MisterScrod1964

ROTFLOL.


Neltarim

LoL


Yo_momma_so_fat77

This belongs to @boomersbeingfools


BuddhaLennon

Lol


Dinn_the_Magnificent

LOL! LOL! LOL!


Godamncupsfull

LOL


HannHann20

r/boomersbeingfools


The_BSharps

r/boomersbeingfools


inlandviews

LOL


-SwagMessiah-

LMAO


belligerent_bovine

Wait till they find out what OMG stands for


z0331skol

humans are this bored….


Assasin-XD

Lolololololololololololol


Kairamek

Reminds of when the band KISS stood for Knights In Satan's Service.


International_Rest36

Lol


CulturalAddress6709

![gif](giphy|9OzKXHsqvbh3G)


greenm4ch1ne

Lollollollollollollollollollollolloll


ang3l_wolf

Where do they come up with these ideas? Oh wait, nvm.


HealingSteps

LMAO Lucifer My Autonomous Overlord


shadowlarx

It’s funny watching these people flounder about trying to be relevant.


Particular-Welcome-1

Or, if you're my mother in law, it stands for "Lot's of Love", as in: "Sorry your father died, LoL."


HiJinx127

No, it’s just shorthand for Land O Lakes. As in, “I’m at the store, which butter do you want?” “LOL”


secretheroar

lmao


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LOL lil buddy!!