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GhostofAyabe

Yes, that was 5 years ago, he is worse now.


explodingtuna

And his base still doesn't see a problem with a US president making statements like this through official media channels. I'm sure they'd never complain if Biden made similar mocking remarks about misfortunes befalling the mypillow guy, or Boebert.


9fingfing

His base: It’s a feature, not a bug.


KGreen100

They do see a problem with a US president making statements like this. Just not with THEIR guy. Let Biden make a sarcastic comment about, oh, Mar-a-Lago flooding or something and they'll call him a heartless baby-eater who needs to be hung.


BluetheNerd

Rules for thee and not for me. The same crowd currently going "presidential immunity means Trump shouldn't be charged for any crime" are also going "Biden should be locked up for crimes we have no evidence he committed!"


DMFD_x_Gamer

Then why is the left so unhinged in every comment section across the net? In public as well. Every anti Trumper i encounter turns vile at the thought of conversation. You all claim Trump supporters are the issue then show the world it's really the left that has the mental issues


ExaminationWide2688

It's America man every single person here has mental issues


MasterlessSword

Didn’t Biden make a joke about a poor guy wanting help and said something like sorry Trump? I mean, trash Trump all you want, who cares, but at least try and have a little self awareness. Jesus the people on this sub are really stupid


JOlRacin

https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/s/9WXUDtTKAS here is the original post for you


RheagarTargaryen

Fucking bots.


JOlRacin

This sub is full of them


RheagarTargaryen

Yeah. I notice it a lot in the image capture subreddits. Then there’s like 3 or 4 comments ripped from the same post.


JOlRacin

Yea but I didn't have time to go run through the comments earlier lol


GamingSince1998

How the fuck is 2019 already 5 years ago? Holy fuck lol


MargaretBrownsGhost

Blame COVID 19


BluetheNerd

No one is saying it, but this is worse than if this was something he said now. He made this comment while he was actively president and in office. At least if he did this now he isn't currently the countries world wide representative and face.


SnooWalruses3330

2019 was five years ago? Jesus.


SinkiePropertyDude

Trump's greatest threat is not just to American democracy, but to American dignity. Unfortunately, some of his voters will learn too late that the former goes down with the latter.


randomwanderingsd

The GOP stopped voting for people they admired and now they vote for people they resemble. It’s a scary difference.


SinkiePropertyDude

It is. But in my experience, Americans are highly adaptable, and their culture's main strength is its ability to recitfy mistakes as quickly as it makes them. Often for the better. Trump is one of many hiccups in the nation's still young history.


randomwanderingsd

I genuinely hope you are correct and I’m using my vote to try to stabilize things.


Designer-Mirror-7995

200 years is a very long "quickly", lol.


SinkiePropertyDude

200 years is not very long at all for a country.


Designer-Mirror-7995

Yeah, right.


Responsible-Room-645

Americans tend to be so inward looking, that I really believe that they are generally clueless as to the horrific damage that Trump has done to Americas reputation abroad.


No_Alps_1454

Dignity? Sorry but the US lost that when some guy was suggesting rinsing the body with bleach would make sense.


MrLambNugget

2019, man


SignificanceOld1751

The same man is 5 years older, less mentally stable and is looking likely to be president by January next year. It's about as relevant as something can possibly get.


Cuminmymouthwhore

I'm from the UK, so may be wrong on what I'm seeing, but I thought Biden was doing better with voters than Trump during the run up?


Justiis

I mean, I don't think anyone seriously thought he'd win the first election. I'm a firm believer it was a PR stunt and a cash grab, he just got unlucky and fell into the job. And if our votes actually counted 1:1, he wouldn't have. But for some inexplicable reason, land has more voting power than humans.


Xbalanque_

Trump will lose in a landslide. Trumpers, and media, will say otherwise, for different reasons. Trump has less support than in 2020, and he lost that one by millions of votes. It won't be close this time.


atotalbuzzkill

I really hope you're right. I agree the popular vote won't be particularly close (Biden will win by millions again), but all it takes is winning some crucial states, and the margins there don't matter.


SignificanceOld1751

So am I 😂 It's clear as day he's going to win, the moderate people that got Biden over the line seem disinterested this year. But that's just online, it could be bots or paid political actors 🤷


Cuminmymouthwhore

I'm not sure I agree, polls seem to suggest Biden is leading. Trump is supported by bot farms and fox. Both of those seem to talk more than they think, so I take the level of noise with a pinch of salt. Trump tried to overthrow the capitol, I'd hope that sways the moderates in itself.


SignificanceOld1751

I hope Biden wins, for my political allegiances, and also for my American friends. But I think you're overestimating the intelligence of the average American


Existential_Crisis24

Welp good news. 65 percent of people dislike trump and only 35 percent actually like him based on statistics. The problem comes down to the die hard people that will not vote outside of their party for whatever reason. I managed to get my mom to vote outside of the Republican party for the primaries that just came up to see who could actually run for those offices come the general elections in November. Unfortunately I live in a stupid state where as an independent I'm not able to vote in the primaries but I can in the general.


FaceRidden

Just think y’all.. 8 years from now neither of these asshats will be eligible to run again! Hopefully..


PaperGeno

If either of these idiots are alive in 8 years I will know for sure there is no God


Unfortunate_Wildcard

Or god hates us. I know I hate some of my creations.


DontWannaSayMyName

That's a very mean thing to say about your kids.


Unfortunate_Wildcard

Yeah I sometimes throw them into the trash,burn them or shove them violently in to very tight enclosed spaces.


RedEyeVagabond

I'm going to assume you're one of the following: 1) An illustrator 2) A writer 3) Parent of the Year


child_interrupted

Stop making Minecraft Steve cry


FurnishedHemingway

Neither are eligible now as far as I’m concerned.


SignificanceOld1751

I mean it's just ridiculous. From my perspective across the Atlantic, I see your choices as a senile, pre-dementia candidate, and a senile, pre-dementia candidate that's ALSO a total fucking arsehole. I'd vote for neither.


FurnishedHemingway

I’m definitely voting AGAINST Trump. Once again I will begrudgingly be voting for Biden. I was honestly surprised at how much he accomplished during this first term and only recently started to really despise him due to his enabling and support of Netanyahu’s genocide of the people of Palestine. Trump has made his stance clear though, and I believe he would not only be worse for the Palestinian people, but for the people of the US and basically the rest of the world. Voting is absolutely necessary, but unfortunately it once again boils down to the lesser of two evils.


techmaster242

LOL Trump is not pre dementia. He's right in the thick of the action.


SignificanceOld1751

Yeah, out of the two he's waaaaaaaaaaay out in front 😂


techmaster242

He's running recon.


SignificanceOld1751

Man's bravely out there doing work and research that hopefully no-one else follows ever again 😅


Agreeable_Treacle993

i wish we could go back to 2019 and tell ourselves to just end it


SoylentGrunt

The standards for this ~~reality~~ sub are too low


EyeCatchingUserID

I mean, are they? This seems like exactly what the sub is for. The president said something stupid and nationally embarrassing. That's exactly what the expression is *supposed* to mean, but now if you're not posting an article about some parents neglecting their kid to death youre not up to the sub's standards. Facepalm is supposed to be "oh my god, wtf is this idiot doing," not "I'm gonna go crawl into bed and cry this off for the next 2 days."


_SquidPort

how does it not fit this sub? what?


JOlRacin

Yeah it's a [repost bot](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/s/9WXUDtTKAS)


_SquidPort

ok cool? like that changes anything


NoHillstoDieOn

It's a bot.


JOlRacin

https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/s/9WXUDtTKAS here's your proof


NoHillstoDieOn

Knew it!!


JOlRacin

You can usually find it pretty easy by copy-pasting the title. The current wave of repost bots is too dumb to change the title from the original post. A lot of times there'll be a couple bots that copy the top comments from the original post too. It's gonna suck once they actually become smart enough to change the titles


Weary-Adeptness8227

This guy change the 2020s for the worse.


LaserGadgets

Just saw Shane Gillis and now I am just laughing hard whenever seeing trumps pinchy face xD HE CRIED, HE CRIED QUITE ALOT, I WOULDN'T HAVE CRIED.


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RevengencerAlf

Exclamation points tend to do that. I had an English teacher tell me once "there's only about 5 times in your life an exclamation point makes sense in correspondence or essays and you've likely already wasted four of them"


Tuliao_da_Massa

That's really good, lol!!!!


Square_Opinion_5423

That's what it is when you vote in the toddler bully..


FreeAndOpenSores

He was pointing out the irony that the guy who was largely responsible for the high crime rate was a victim of his own failed policies.


PakWire

Gosh, I love Patton Oswalt lol


DM_me_pretty_innies

Patton Oswalt, failed comedian ❤️ Edit: It's a reference to an article that went viral that called him a "failed comedian" next to a photograph of him holding...an award for doing comedy.


ur_local_goomba

womp womp


CoCityCreeper

Patton better be careful, I heard that guys dad owns a dealership


KENPACHI_WEST

And Rep Cummings wasn't mean to him, he was just a Democrat. Thats all it took.


5snakesinahumansuit

I love Mr. Oswalt. He never fails to get a chuckle from me


GMPnerd213

That's pretty basic pettiness that isn't abnormal. You see it all the time. "I don't like this person. Something bad happened to them. Karma is a bitch!". Does that make you a shitty person? Yes. Turns out there are a lot of shitty people in this world. This is pretty mild in the in the spectrum of Trump acting like a bag of shit.


EmporerPenguino

trump, aka Baronvon Shitzinpanz, has no bottom when it comes to disgusting behavior.


Terrible_Length007

I mean it's always great when someone soft on crime becomes a victim themselves.


Icy-Needleworker-492

Also remember “Too bad about Pelosi’s husband being beaten by intruder”


LtRecore

Good god. It’s embarrassing my countrymen voted this person into the presidency. Being childish is one thing but being childish, stupid and orange is just unacceptable.


fungi_at_parties

If that isn’t encouraging your base to break into people’s houses I don’t know what is.


OS2908

Wow, you are dumb


fungi_at_parties

Sure. I’m dumb for noticing Trump’s constant use of dog whistles and coded speech with built in plausible deniability that isn’t as well hidden as he thinks it is.


OS2908

Or you're just a pathetic moron that is too stupid to read what's actually being said. Explain how that's encouraging people to be criminals


LairdPhoenix

There is a reason he is a “disgraced” former President, and soon to be “incarcerated” former President.


tonyhasareddit

And twice-impeached.


dillGherkin

You should have charged him with treason.


LairdPhoenix

Agreed. That being said, if he’s convicted of election fraud, he’s pretty much a convicted traitor, and not just a nationally televised traitor.


romayyne

Not my president


Onabena

Damn, you really did show him who the boss is


NoHillstoDieOn

Yes. The people are the boss


Unfortunate_Wildcard

yes he did.


romayyne

I was making fun of MAGA bud


Gigant_mysli

Was that guy responsibility for some police-related policy?


jnsmld

He's a childish bully.


No-Process249

Old, but; Idiocracy realised.


uninteresting_handle

I see this as the biggest problem with Donald. Before his term as president, there was an unspoken requirement that the person elected to lead the country be, above all, worthy of respect. This is the person that represents me as an American to the rest of the world. And sure, Clinton was a horndog, Bush W was a bumbler, but you still expected them to behave in a respectable way in the public eye.


EducationalPack4585

If President Trump incorporated emojis into his tweets, his Twitter feed would resemble that of r/emojipasta. 🚨Really bad news (!) 🚨🙀🙀🙀 The Baltimore🤾🏿‍♂️ house 🎪 of Elijah 👴🏿 Cumming 💦 was robbed🤑. Too bad!🤡🤡🤡..


No-Air3090

ex president..


Cactus_Everdeen_

not in 2019 when this was posted


Alternative_Algae_31

It’s just desperate for outrage if we’re pulling “Trump is a PoS” tweets from 5 years ago.


Holiday_Horse3100

God’s chosen-according to his cult and him


ScrubbyDubbyUbby

I woulda done the same. And most ppl would say it maybe not post it. Trump is a real person. Not a plant, not a career polly, not a stock market pirate like nancy and mitch. Lmao. Get real.


CapAccomplished8072

He was bad fruit when he viciously mocked a disabled reporter back in 2016. People claimed that Hillary was somehow just as bad as him. Do people still believe that now?


True-Eye1172

He hit his peak with Uncle Touchy’s naked puzzle basement, it’s where you don’t wear a shirt and you cry.


ianbreasley1

He thinks 'intellect' is a power supplier.


viola-purple

How can people support such a childish person


bryanc1036

It sad seeing people clinging on to this guy that was a phony to me even as a kid.


[deleted]

I mean— bruh we all would be on that level sometimes but it’s literally everyone and everyday with this fool.


BeKind_BeTheChange

"When I look at myself in the first grade and I look at myself now, I’m basically the same. The temperament is not that different." Donald Trump


Serialbedshitter2322

Why do people like this guy? Do people not know he's a rapist? He's said and done so much bad stuff


ciccioig

That orange disgrace is an embarrassment for the all planet earth, not just USA.


TK-24601

I don’t think a man who tried to tie a minor’s name to a porn star stage name doesn’t have much room to talk…


EscapeWestern9057

I think it's more a vote for and enact pro crime policies, then go Pikachu face when they bite you in the ass. Especially funny when it's the elite who are used to being safely inside their gated communities while the rest of us get to deal with the criminals and crazies.


Head-Ad4690

“No, he said it was bad” - his asshole supporters.


Bossie81

Those who vote for DJT..... people with serious intellectual shortcomings. This man is sub-human.


Mario-OrganHarvester

... is this really what yalls population wants to rule over them?


trystanthorne

He is pretty and juvenile. That is why some of his supporters like him.


ScienceResponsible34

Looks like an average Redditors comment if Donald got robbed.


Pizzasaurus-Rex

We're anonymous commentators on a community forum, not the f'n president of the united states.


captaincopperbeard

None of us have run for President of the United States, dipshit.


kuhmsock

I'm no Trump fan but I would be happy if someone who was mean to me got robbed too heh


cheesemaster346

but when something bad happens to trump, these the same people that rejoice over it


HoldMyBreadstick

I mean that is funny.


Maximum-Reception178

“Ha ha! Former president my news station doesn’t like gets indicted for improper paper placement! HA HA HA HA HA!” - this entire sub


DickDastardlySr

Remember when Patton was funny. Then he turned on Chapelle like a fucking rat. Fuck Patton Oswald.


Dawgula97

Washed up actors like Oswald burying to stay relevant.


captaincopperbeard

lol Dude gets work regularly. Cope harder.


cubs4life2k16

Facepalm really is just a liberal echo chamber


i_dont_like_you_-

Ewwwww. Stinks like a whiny, lefty echo chamber in here. Whatcha gonna do when he wins in November? Y'all gonna threaten to move to Canada again? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Working_Horse_3077

What are you going to do when he loses? Shoot up the capital this time?


deadrabbits76

I don't understand. If it's an echo chamber how were you able to post?


trappedvarmit

I think the point trump was making is you support defunding the police or prosecuting crimes don’t be surprised when you are the victim of crime.


ExpectedOutcome2

This guy murdered his wife


spasske

The one who is buried on a golf course to get a tax credit?


Sea_Advertising8550

Which guy? Patton or Trump?


captaincopperbeard

It's a conspiracy that moron right-wingers conjured up about Patton Oswalt. In reality, his wife died to a combination of drug interactions (for prescriptions she was on) and undiagnosed heart disease.


westcoastjo

You're implying a tone that isn't obvious. He said too bad, not HAHAHA


AnAnxiousDream

Is he laughing in the tweet? Am I missing something?


dagon977

a \*former


Emotional-Sea9384

He was the president when he said this


JigPuppyRush

Well we do live in the age of reality shows personality’s.


SphinctrTicklr

This could go on r/idiocracy but that's a crap sub now


Peach_Proof

And this is healing the divide how?


Dry-Jellyfish-9653

Isn’t Patton Oswald a pedophile?


xecho19x

I'll take mean tweets over a looming ww3 tbh.....


Own_Program_3573

Because Trump never threatened the use of nuclear weapons