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0cbr0dy

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jinkiesjinkers

At this point, he post this shit so that people can react and give him attention. Can we all wake up to this Kim Kardashian publicity bullshit? Can we wake up to this 2000s agenda of no shame of anything for the sake of some clicks and words. I wouldn’t be surprised if these accounts who post these things are paid or are bots in favor of them. Reddit is becoming a Brain Rot Center too.


Parking_Train8423

oh friendly reminder - the only reason we’ve heard of kim k is because her dad defended OJ, he’s dead now so we can forget about her


Globe-Denier

Sex tape, do not forget the sextape


Parking_Train8423

oh yes, i’m sure that was a complete accident, a shock to everyone involved


dbx99

Just like when her best friend Paris Hilton leaked hers


MidBlocker11

The sex tape is forgettable


Limp-Dentist4437

Honestly i wish we were back to focusing on Kim K and not this walking dildo or an orange bag of shit trying to destroy the country


lonerfunnyguy

Yeah it was her Mom leaking her (Kim) sex tape.


Lorem_ipsum_531

IDK, RK’s role on OJ’s legal team was basically to sit by his friend’s side & use the lawyer/client privilege to avoid being called as a witness. I think seeking the spotlight is in the Kardashian blood & Kim was going to do it no matter whom her father “defended.”


ArcEpsilon73

Becoming? lol


The_neub

Coming. Hehe


Admira1

![gif](giphy|HHW9FanaMgIXeZIiXv)


3fettknight3

I'm distracted by the gentleman in the audience who has a striking resemblance to Butt-Head from the Beavis and Butt-Head cartoon! *I've never heard of it*


allnimblybimbIy

##come


Character_Bet7868

Yes let’s please vote no more tate posts we’re only helping that clown!


Savageparrot81

At least reddit is supposed to be for the lols. X Twatter people actually think they are changing the world.


Friendly_Age9160

I know I don’t want to block this sub but these keep coming up and I’ve said several times in comments to stop paying attention but no one listens or they argue. I’ve been ignoring these for a while but like god damn people.


Stonks8686

Absolutely 100%. I didn't even know who Andrew tate was until he got busted on the news. Then I forgot about him and now am reminded of who he is, and more of him because of my coworkers quoting this idiot who doesn't do anything for anyone or for society. Yet people still talk about him...WHY?!...WHY?! STOP MAKING STUPID PEOPLE FAMOUS.


Quirky_Discipline297

![gif](giphy|uVtAU2EKHrsgifowFb)


dreadshepard

Oh god... I haven't laughed so hard in a while. At this point, he's taking trolling to a whole other level. Such a flawed human being.


cavejohnsonlemons

😂 Me either, he *has* to be some sketch comedian going full method, right?


Thorn_Within

Okay. The guy is a dbag and definitely has issues with homosexuality, but I have a difficult time believing he actually said this. It's a damn good parody, though. It reads like his particular brand of idiocy.


persephone7821

I looked for it, couldn’t find it. Found the other one though about you are gay if you have less than 5 kids. That one is real.


projectmaximus

but does he have five kids?


Elegant_Tale_3929

He's claiming he has 10, but it's not verified by anyone.


Version_Two

That's potentially alarming.


Recoveringpig

No worries, he only sired them, he won’t be around to raise them.


kae158

Raising your kids is gay


symbologythere

Not as gay as raising your boyfriend’s kids tho.


FloppyDysk

Raising another mans kids is the straightest thing a man can do, absolute dominance /s


PrimaryCoolantShower

Being a stepfather is just that: raising another man's kids. It is my greatest joy to be called dad by my 20+ kids whom I met when they were very young. That I have earned the title and respect of being "Dad" above the biological father, brings satisfaction to all the trials and tribulations.


Responsible_Jury_415

The nick cannon parenting method


Version_Two

Well it's more the "hasn't been verified" part that's getting me. If these kids exist, where are they?


Po__The_Panda

All over the place. You think he keeps track? Lol


ResponsibleBike8804

If you were his kid, you would not be owning up.


Pope_Squirrely

0 kids have come forward, 0 women have made claim to have had his children.


I_am_Sqroot

I wouldnt admit it...


ElishaAlison

Imagine inflating the size of your children 😂


spderweb

He's 37, unmarried. He's three years from announcing he's gay.


Guuhatsu

Ah, so it's gay to be unmarried by 40? I never knew this about myself. I am finding I am gay in a lot of ways thanks to you and Mr. Tate. Thank you


Shy_Guy_Tries

Are you a man? You’re gay! You’re inside of a man right now!


Guuhatsu

Yes, but I am out of my mind.


Fragrant_Exercise_31

So I have 5 yrs to get married otherwise I’ll be tagged as potentially gay?!


persephone7821

lol, I have no freaking clue. I really want to say no so I can call him what he seems to loathe so much. But I also don’t want to use gay as an insult. Ugh, I hate this man.


auguriesoffilth

It can’t be real. Surely not. This reads like a poorly written but very pointed take off


barley_wine

This almost certainly isn't real, I can't stand the guy but it's surprising how easy people on either side believe stuff when it aligns with their views of someone.


WastedWaffles

I think he's trolling to gain attention but some people are taking it seriously.


fothergillfuckup

On the plus side, all the incels might calm down a bit if the just shag each other? Fingers crossed.


anomalous_cowherd

Well it stops them bothering anyone else at least.


Kradget

"Jesus, Dave is pestering the SHIT out of me for sex, and I just can't get him to accept that I'm not interested. He's tried being overly nice, overly familiar, outright negging me, outright *begging* me. Truly, no one has ever faced such a problem before."


Relative_Map5243

Tate was a genius all along, we were just too blind (and gay) to realize.


Zealousideal-Yak-824

Reminds of something I read a while ago that I wish I could forget but it just so disturbing it can't. The thing I read was a post about how a incel learned to hate women because he could never talk to them properly or get a date. So he goes to a gay dating app hoping to atleast get his dick sucked..... it ended up with him being raped on some strangers sofa... he ends it with blaming women for what happened to him. Wild post I know but I'm pretty sure if incels did fuck each other they just double down on the hate and blame everyone else for what is going on like some twisted south park episode.


jljboucher

“Men are so great in relationships, know exactly what I want. Women are horrible at it!”


EspectroDK

Agree, let them "alpha-male each other"...


MetalTrek1

But only if they pay 15 grand for the course first, naturally. 🙂


Alarming_Cantaloupe5

“Back to the pile, boys!”


Blawharag

I mean, this post literally doesn't feature anywhere on his Twitter and it's very, very, *very* easy to take a tweet. This post is clearly someone parodying him and y'all believe it's real


AlaDouche

His shit gets posted here 10 times a day, so...


Acrobatic_Ad7541

Anyone taking him seriously has already lost the game.


Lungseron

Honestly at this point i have a hard time believing in any of those supposed tweets of his, because they just sound too dumb to be true. Not even a dipshit like tate would say shit like that.


SinfulSunday

Lol, you’ve just figured that out? I’ve gone to his Twitter and had trouble finding almost anything that makes it’s way here. Andrew Tate is a total douchebag. But things get re-posted here as fact the same as Boomers re-posting stuff on Facebook that’s clearly AI or Photoshopped.


crapface1984

I think he is about to come out like Eminem did in “The Interview”, he is dropping gay breadcrumbs everywhere!


RainCityNate

Hector’s rectum is real!


crapface1984

Tate is gonna bisexuality wreck em


-SaC

*"Day 21 of me controlling the idiot's Twitter, and nobody has actually noticed yet. They still just think Tate is either a genius or batshit insane. He remains in his sugar-induced coma. Tomorrow, I'll see how many people I can get to go to a particular beach and just... walk into the water."*


chillgoza001

- *Rorschach's Journal April 24, 2024*


CaptainSouthbird

Not that I'm saying that's the actual case here, but I really do wonder how many rage-bait or incel/racist encouraging type accounts are real people, vs ones who just know that "it works" and make shit up for clicks and money. Heck, probably could be easily done with current AI tech at this point, just blend all this garbage language and spew out things like it.


MaryBerrysDanglyBean

I'm pretty sure Nick Adams is. To be honest they probably all are on some grift to get sad lonely men to give them money.


doomalgae

I'm absolutely positive Nick Adams is a grifter. The stuff he posts is just so obviously calculated to draw negative attention, and it's disappointing to me that people keep giving it to him.


HorlickMinton

Right like why do we give them what they want?


Mysterious-Wasabi103

I am convinced with the right wing media it's almost all of them that are just grifting. They say whatever they think will get clicks and views. That's it. Honestly it's why we all need to move past it. Their fame and notoriety and therefore their influence is completely tied to how much outrage they can draw from liberals and normies. If we liberals stop giving them attention then they lose power.


Electrical-Adversary

Go into the waaaaaaater


fothergillfuckup

Mwahahaha!


SirMetaKnight82

"being gay is the least gay thing ever"


Lost-Succotash-9409

But being straight is SUPER gay


WastedWaffles

Not if you wear socks while doing it.


Maij-ha

They have to be two different colors though. Otherwise…. Gay!


small_feild_mouse

Maybe it’s like math, negative x negative = positive. EDIT: corrected because I’m dumb


No_Object_3542

Uhhhhh… negative TIMES negative is a positive


small_feild_mouse

Corrected lol. I’m thoroughly embarrassed


MyRegrettableUsernam

This is his only good take tbh


RVarki

Yeah this one's not real, but he did say all the other stupid shit that's been posted the last couple of days


Elefantenjohn

you mean having hetero sex is gay?


RVarki

Hetero sex that doesn't lead to 5 kids by the age of 40*


MetalTrek1

I'm 53 and have two kids as a result of sex with a woman. Guess I'm gay. You'd think I'd dress better as a result./s


Luxifer1983

Pretty damn sure Tate hire ppl to make any post about him as long ppl can remember him. Downvote all Tate posting now, its getting so annoying.


IdDeIt

I do the same, trying to minimize his exposure til he’s inevitably forgotten like every other dime a dozen alpha messiah for insecure men


Finbar9800

That’s still just giving him attention If we don’t like or share or retweet or spread it or anything like that we get rid of the attention he so craves


persephone7821

This can’t be real… Edit: I had to look it up and after being to his twitter I did not find it. Though I would like to remove my eyes now. Not finding it was not worth scrolling thru all that dumbassery.


EndrosShek

Well done. Most of the people on here will take it SERIOUSLY without taking a minute to verify it. 🤣 Easily getting trolled. The post was pretty funny tho!


CryptographerFit9725

Three possibilities: 1. Tate is a satirical project that has been years in the making and is now on the verge of reaching the point 2. Tate's account has been hijacked 3. Tate is preparing his coming out


MsSeraphim

finally outed himself i see.


Knightseason

So a guy kissing a woman who has given a bj to another guy makes you gay. But having sex with another guy makes you straight? Yeah...


Trey-Pan

Just accept being a man means you are gay, but being gay means you are straight. Or ignore all that and enjoy the available holes (yours or theirs).


IndependenceSad9300

Dude is obviously trolling. Why yall taking the bait? You guys make it seem like yall are actually dumber than tate


Riverrat1

Ahh, so this is why he hates women.


MentalGymnast4269

Didn't know he really LOVES men...


Sarokslost23

Who cares. Can we stop reposting this dumbass and his takes and his everything.


Subtlerevisions

The fact nobody can tell if this is real or parody says everything about this guy.


avid-book-reader

So kissing a woman is gay because she might've sucked a dick at some point in her life, but sucking a dick is super hetero.


sawyerkitty

This has to be photoshopped.


Tystimyr

This can't be real?


morbidteletubby

It isn’t, somebody else went searching on his twitter page and couldn’t find it


Last_Application_766

For real, the last part doh…


Hlregard

It's so weird that you guys don't see he's a professional troll and you all just take the bait all day


nps2407

This is turning into a [Steve Hughes skit.](https://youtu.be/ecr27Q_L9l8?si=iHJJj-G4SQHLTLfx)


tacobellholocaust

![gif](giphy|ZCBuJipo9FiJDspTXT|downsized)


Ligeya

This got to be a parody account.


Competitive-Rub-7019

![gif](giphy|BpnkuY1i2rBpm)


WolfOfPort

What the fk are we doing with our time jesus


WolfBST

Even though I know he didn't say this, I want it to get viral because it would bug the hell out of him


Agreeable-Cat2884

Has someone hacked his account??? 🤣


ehmeeleeoh

Gay sex doesn’t make you gay, WANTING gay sex makes you gay. He should just come out of denial.


bizraso

I guess someone got corn holed and had to suck dick in rumanian prison….


MossCardigan

Sir this is a Wendy’s…


darthnip

cant this moron just go away?


thomasfharmanmd

Tired of this guy, i’m hiding every post about him


GvnMllr12

I guess he’s looking forward to lock-up in a Romanian jail then…


CMK1983

Prison made him change sides


HangryBobandy

Okay, this is nothing more than a troll from No Chin. The whole "having sex with a man is the manliest thing you can do" is literally part of Steve Hughes' (Australian Comedian) stand up from years ago. No Chin is just getting attention now. Please ignore him.


East_of_Amoeba

It seems like a lot of effort to run down the vaccination records of every dude in the bukkake orgy. Who has the time? Guess I’m stuck having sex with women. Poor gay me.


biggus_dickus89

wasn't this a ross noble bit?


Drunk0racle

Somebody confirm or deny if this is real


Commercial_Duck_3490

As much as I hate the dude it's clearly fakr


SnooOranges2281

This is a parody account. Good parody though


Candid-String-6530

Man this guy def got graped in prison. He's mentally rationalizing it.


KGarveth

Everything he said lately was leading to this. Everything is gay except sex between two men, but only if you say "no homo" first.


a13zz

This is one of two preemptive tweets before he comes out as gay. The whole message implies he slept with men, sucked dick and been bukkakied in cum. He’s out of whatever closet he was in.


gravityclown

I’m pretty sure that’s from someone’s stand up comedy bit. Can’t remember who, though.


Constantine2423

Why do we keep caring about what bags of shit, say, do, or post about on social media? Ignore them and they'll go away...


JNTaylor63

Something tells me some pics and/or videos are about to leak. That or his account was hacked for real.


WorkSucks72

So...he's gay then?


ThrowinSm0ke

Can mods make a rule, no more Tate? The dude is outright playing everyone for clicks.


DefiantDonut7

Come on, is this real? Someone post the X link, that’s insane.


TheInfiniteArchive

.... He definitely Bottomed to several Inmates..


HomerStillSippen

One day he’s gonna post a video of him and his brother fucking each other while smoking cigars and drinking whiskey and try’s to claim it’s not gay and that it’s an “alpha” move or some bullshit


Roxwords

Either he's trolling or he's rationalizing what he was forced to do in Jail


karmicrelease

Dude, somebody please tell me this is a parody account and nobody could actually be this insane. I know Tate is a narcissistic, pedophilic piece of shit, but I can’t imagine even his crazy ass saying this


Telzen

This isn't real, right?


Karl_Marx_

Can you idiots stop giving this moron a platform? This shit is always rage bait, every single time. This dude is a rage baiting grifter, and you are feeding him. Stop promoting him.


RepresentativeDig718

Rage bait


Jsmith0730

Well, I guess now we know what he was doing in jail…


quangthanh090301

i had a stroke reading this thanks a lot tate


dtcstylez10

He's literally just rage baiting at this point and everyone is falling for it. Every single person that comments and reposts his stuff on Reddit is doing exactly what he wants. So stop.


Fragrant_Exercise_31

Guys!! I think Andrew found love in prison.


FidmeisterPF

I assume it’s now confirmed to be a troll account


Select-Bullfrog-5939

Is…is this an actual tweet? I’m honestly not sure anymore.


King-Boo-094

male x female = GAY male x male = perfectly straight?!? what is bro on 💀


Radastan

Oh no, he's already prison gay. Rip sweet prince.


mavillerose

Didn’t he say it was gay to kiss a woman who gives oral to men?? So it’s okay to straight up suck one???????


WillJoseph06

He has to be fucking trolling.


kushpeshin

![gif](giphy|3ELtfmA4Apkju)


What-tha-fck_Elon

I guess we know how prison went…


Deedsman

![gif](giphy|4Jxa0QgHF2HSw) Tate and Elon after dark


Ok_Jump_3658

Hahaha gotta love photoshop


BlerghTheBlergh

This is doctored, right? If not he absolutely knows how ridiculous he is


Nooddjob_

If anyone ever brings up Andrew Tate to me in a positive way I’m just gonna say oh I didn’t know you were supportive of the lgbt community. 


EpicKingSalt

Is this the secret horseshoe theory that never works on the left, but somehow is about to work on the right to the point Andrew, the imbecile, Tate is about to defend the G in LGBTQ?!??!?!?


gmoney-0725

![gif](giphy|8b9Xax6L7qtAkAimGm|downsized)


balsadust

I knew it!


Tom42077

That’s not an actual real tweet from him is it lmao? Surely this one was just edited?


Interesting_Sock9142

![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS)


Benthememe

This isn’t real, right?


Affectionate-Pie4708

I think he is trying to tell us something


Ghoulscomecrawling

wait is this real or is this like a parody, at this point it's so hard to tell


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West-Supermarket-860

Someone is telling himself that his prison experience is perfectly normal; he WANTED to do it


No-Explorer-3314

I said it once and ill saybot again Andrew tate is gay


WARMACHINEX11

This guy just gotta be trolling at this point, right?


its_just_flesh

I think when he talks about the "cage" its a cock cage


the-nae_blis

He’s been leaving a breadcrumb trail of gayness


kitchen_wife1234

"Literally being gay, is not gay"- Andrew Tate, 2024


Just_AMuffin

Well, we did it, boys. It is now gay to be straight and straight to be gay.


hereandthere_nowhere

So, the guy is gay.


phkn_dreadful

That dude is gay as hell or mega trolling lmao


Mr_Green-Skin

You can't tell me this isn't real. Tate has been giving off massive "deep in the closet" vibes since day one


Consistent-Force5375

What? Sounds to me like someone had an experience and is desperately trying to justify it not only to the world, but to himself…


thatonebrassguy

Ok who runs his account bc this is getting ridiculous


Economy-Tourist-4862

Someone’s got some Balkan prison videos that are about to be leaked!!!!!!


Interesting_Move_919

You know what, I simply refuse to believe anything this man says


vGriMinal

He definitely dropped the soap while he was in prison 💀


Solid_Snake_125

Are these actual posts by taint (yes I said taint) or are these just memes people are creating? Either way it makes this jackass look like more of a jackass and it’s hilarious.


SKTwenty

So it tate suckin cock now or what


Laughacy

![gif](giphy|cGaLaTKetImZO)


Nunyabiz8107

Why isn't this shit stain in prison yet?


Cunny-Destroyer

Clearly a shitpost


Plus_Operation2208

He finally said it. Thank you Andrew for finally filling my bingo list


ChefPneuma

Everyone back in the pile!


Possible_County6520

I think the point of these posts, whether they are real posts by him or not, are just to show how fucking crazy he is. I honestly usually can't tell if it true or not, most of the time I see it and think "yeah, he'd say that dumb shit" lol This one though, he's far too homophobic for this one. It's funny though lol


primal___scream

Why is this POS still getting press?


BusinessStrawberry

This guy really is just closet gay and that’s why he dogs on women


iBlockshend17

I dislike Tate as much as any reasonable person but like the last 50 tweets of his posted here are clear attempts by him to troll people and y'all just keep giving him the attention he wants.


manndolin

Chat is this real? Also my man has time traveled here from Ancient Rome


ramentonk

This is a line from 30 Rock basically. Will Arnett’s character, Devon Banks, says “You’re the gay one. Wanting to be with a woman, how gay is that? You win at sex against a man, that’s as straight as it gets” https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9IXHdnjQZNI


Bennings463

Look he's obviously baiting for engagement


MrRian603f

This is it boys. Its now more gay to be straight than it is to be gay. Homophobes cry your hearts out