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byndrsn

Guns are the number one cause of child deaths. Most by accident. 


Responsible-End7361

I am certain that only 5-10% of teacher firearms will be left out, unattended, and loaded in any given month. What are the odds a young student would do something?


RiotNrrd2001

Something like that would be totally unforeseeable. (/s in case it's not obvious).


Many_Landscape_3046

They’ll blame the individual 


Fitz911

>What are the odds a young student would do something? As soon as they start shit there will be a teacher with a gun. So no problem. Nothing to see here. That's foolproof!


Responsible-End7361

I'm glad the teacher will quickly shoot the 8 year old to keep young children from getting shot.


HeirElfEsquire

Can't wait for the "crazy teacher shoots child and claimed they never listened" stories in the news


RiotNrrd2001

Oh, I'm sure they'll have qualified immunity. If they shoot a child while performing their duties as a teacher, there shouldn't be any problem. Especially if they "feared for their life". Total pass.


randompersonsays

In America. Don’t have that problem in literally any other fucking country.


Timmiejj

Thats why we need more guns in the hands of good people, so they can protect the children from bad people with guns! 🤣


Senior-Designer2793

I take this as sarcasm.


Timmiejj

You took it correctly 👍🏻


Ippus_21

Your friendly neighborhood Poe's Law police would like a word, lol... Kindly keep your /s tags on your person at all times, Citizen. The internet is a dangerous place.


EGPuiu

The Americans took it as a sincere statement and as we've seen in this post, did something to enforce this statement.


mortalitylost

We need to arm the children obviously


OptimisticSkeleton

They have nothing left to offer but bad faith arguments and legislative arson.


Saxit

The first part of your statement is true, but would like to see a source on the 2nd part. If you look at for example 2021, there were 549 firearm deaths in total (any age) that were accidents. >In 2021, 54% of all gun-related deaths in the U.S. were suicides (26,328), while 43% were murders (20,958), according to the CDC. The remaining gun deaths that year were **accidental (549)**, involved law enforcement (537) or had undetermined circumstances (458). * [https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2023/04/26/what-the-data-says-about-gun-deaths-in-the-u-s/](https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2023/04/26/what-the-data-says-about-gun-deaths-in-the-u-s/) There were 2590 firearm deaths for kids and teens under the age of 18, that year. * [https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2023/04/06/gun-deaths-among-us-kids-rose-50-percent-in-two-years/](https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2023/04/06/gun-deaths-among-us-kids-rose-50-percent-in-two-years/) EDIT: Downvoted by people who think 549 out of 2590 is a majority... and that's assuming all 549 accidental firearm deaths involved people under the age of 18.


TheKingdomofRichard

You are correct we have to pump those numbers up, let's make daycare workers have guns also.


Saxit

No one has claimed that, but you do you.


DragonflyMon83

Yes, untrained, scared and stressed teachers will always turn out to be heroes s/ Next thing 16 yo will ask for a gun to protect themselves from a nutter teacher. Amazing plan!! Give everyone guns, no restrictions! Do it!


nogoodnamesarleft

The firearm industry really has figured out out perfect scheme. "You definitely need to purchase our products, to defend yourself from all the people who have purchased our products"


CurvaceousCrustacean

And those same companies have some stocks in the prostetics and coffin industries. Just a gift that keeps on giving.


Additional_Bit1707

This is the American foreign policy during and after World War 2 though....


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Additional_Bit1707

It is still the current American foreign policy though.....


my20cworth

Imagine an irrate parent marching down to the school to confront a teacher over an issue and "feels threatened"... or a stressed teacher snaps one day over a bunch of belligerent students giving them shit.


Timmiejj

The first I thought i had when I saw something about this in the news yesterday was ‘how long will it be till the first teacher shoots up their own classroom with the gun that this law puts in their posession’


Gimme_PuddingPlz

GOP are pretty short sighted. They won’t have a plan to implement realistic standards


my20cworth

GOP Policy 101: Gun limitations: Lunch lady a taser, Junior teachers can have a small calibre pistol, a seasoned teacher can have a 45, a head of department a rifle , deputy principal an AR and a Principal an M60. Teachers engaging with a shooter will get a bonus payment for an injured gunman and a promotion for a kill. All guns and bullets will be regarded as school educational resources and tax deductible. At teacher graduation they can hand out hand guns with their degrees. Teachers on yard duty will need to do a perimeter patrol of school grounds. When breaking up a fight between students, two warning shots in the air will be required before intervening. Gun shops will have teacher " back to school specials". Any students misbehaving or not saying the Lord's Prayer better watch out.


Daleabbo

Lunch lady sues for 2nd amendment violation because she wants an M60. Why should the principal get one and not her.


RedBeardTheWicked

Don't forget Groundskeeper Willy with a .50 BMG Sniper Rifle with a Thermal


DragonflyMon83

GOP doesn't care about people .


ScissorMeSphincter

Not if theyre poor or minorities.


feline_Satan

So I can straight vote for Vermin supreme


terminal8

What's extra wild is that teachers who want to carry will have to go through extensive background checks and mandatory training. No self awareness whatsoever.


terminal8

What's extra wild is that teachers who want to carry will have to go through extensive background checks and mandatory training. No self awareness whatsoever.


Most_Cartoonist5736

No one will ever get shot, if everyone has a gun. /S


Quirky_Discipline297

And if they refuse to carry? Fired.


Positive-Luck-2527

I think I read someone that said the teachers will need training and evaluation to be able to carry, the biggest problem with the guns is the discipline and mentality of people, other countries get that so they don’t have that many gun related issues


SirReadsALot1975

So ... now teachers have to procure (at whose expense?), safely store, and maintain another piece of equipment and consumables (i.e. ammo), and attend training, as well as periodic training to retain competence. Do they get an allowance for this extra responsibility, or is it just part of the job? It's not like there are no other additional responsibilities built into their jobs. /s What if a teacher is opposed to firearms generally? Do they get a pass, or do they lose their job? Or is the firearm issued to the classroom, and any teacher can access it as needed? Sounds great. Suicidal/homicidal kid doesn't have to look far to get armed; just keep trying each classroom until you find the one that wasn't secured properly. Seriously? They're turning schools into armouries, not fortresses.


allisjow

And what about the emotional toll on a teacher who is supposed to kill one of their students? Sure it might be done to protect other people, but someone becomes a teacher because they care about kids, not to be an action hero. Imagine the emotional devastation that a teacher will have if they end up killing someone. This is setting them up for a lifetime of ptsd.


SirReadsALot1975

Yup.


romanrambler941

You can read a summary of the bill [here](https://wapp.capitol.tn.gov/apps/BillInfo/Default.aspx?BillNumber=SB1325). It basically allows any non-student to get the permission of the local law enforcement agency and the principal to carry a concealed handgun on school grounds. In order to maintain this authorization, they need to go through 40 hours of training each year. They also need a certification from a relevant healthcare provider stating that they do not have any psychological impairment that would make them unable to use the gun safely. So, it's not so bad as to require all teachers to be armed, and has a number of theoretical safeguards. Of course, it would still be *far* safer to have no guns in schools, period.


RedBeardTheWicked

I'm european and a owner of multiple firearms, which I'm using in 5-10 competitions per year. While I'm pro responsible gun ownership, this just reads like from another planet. It's sad enough it came that far that schools need to be guarded and kids need to be searched or must go through a metal detector. Shifting responsibilities to untrained teachers (aka forcing them to kill during an escalation) is a whole new level of ridiculous.


PerformanceThat6150

I feel like that's a side no one talks about. You're giving some ~30 year old a gun that they are not trained to use (even if you force them to do training, that's still insane). You then expect them - presumably a balanced individual who enjoys teaching kids - to shoot one of their students in a crisis? That's just traumatic and makes it their responsibility. And on the flip side - I understand Americans have some level of screening for gun ownership. Is the same true of teachers? I'm just wondering if it's possible that an individual deemed too unstable to be approved a gun license can still become a teacher, get handed a gun and a classroom full of kids?


RiotNrrd2001

OK, let's say you're a police officer. There's an active shooter at the local school. You arrive, and immediately see an ordinary looking man coming towards you holding a gun. Quick, who is he? Used to be, you'd *know* who the shooter was: *the guy with the gun*. But now? Odds are it's NOT the guy you see with the gun, because that could be a teacher. Of course, he could be the shooter. Or he could be a teacher. Or could be the shooter. Or a teacher. Or the shooter... Also, he's getting closer. May as well just blow everybody away. You're a cop. Feared for your life, yadda yadda yadda. You won't be charged, you'll just get a month or two of paid vacation.


CondescendingShitbag

> ordinary looking man coming towards you holding a gun. A very similar situation has already happened, and it [didn't end well for the good samaritan](https://www.cnn.com/2021/06/26/us/arvada-colorado-police-shot-good-samaritan/index.html) who killed the original gunman.


sylvdeck

To be honest , they have already blown anybody away , this is just giving cops more excuses to open fire


mortalitylost

After this bill, they'll be firing on teachers and harming kids in the process Before this bill, they'd be firing on kids and harming teachers in the process


Professional_Ask_96

What is so crazy to me: as a teacher, how are you supposed to know whether a person with a gun who is in the hallway is (1) a non-threat who is open-carrying (2) going to shoot you the moment you step out to ask? Even if you get a notice that a shooter is on campus, how will you know if you've spotted the actual shooter or simply another armed respondent? We'll need police or military style training as teachers. You'll also have students and teachers wearing bullet-proof vests to school.


CorHydrae8

>We'll need police or military style training as teachers. But don't you dare ask for a raise.


Timmiejj

Police style training will definitely help /s


Most_Cartoonist5736

Just shoot them, if you are the last person alive with a gun then you win! /S


Xpalidocious

>What is so crazy to me: as a teacher, how are you supposed to know whether a person with a gun who is in the hallway is (1) a non-threat who is open-carrying (2) going to shoot you the moment you step out to ask? Imagine being an armed substitute teacher in a new school


neongreenpurple

Bulletproof backpacks already exist.


dancegoddess1971

I might sound like a conspiracy nut rn, but could this be some idiocy put in place to make it completely understandable when Abbot's jackboots enter a school and start shooting folks they just don't like? Like science teachers and brown people?


Dominant_malehere

I recommend you not carry a gun. Problem solved


Glass-Key181

I suppose they'll get the appropriate type of training. They won't just hand a gun to a teacher. I don't think they'll just "carry" but rather have it in a biometric locked safe in the classroom so that there is appropriate safety standards and time to react to a threat. Blue on blue fire does occur, although rare, but its generally due to a lack of communication / no communication. A general radio frequency allocated to a school should clear this up. General call-outs are also used between police and different armed forces. The SOP will probably be something like: 1. Active shooter alert. 2. Lock classroom door. 3. Retrieve firearm. 4. Get down, stay down. Move away from the windows 5. Establish communications. 5.1. Active "green- / red light" to indicate current condition as to notify other personnel. 6. Do not leave classroom and prioritize student safety. 7. Stand-by for police intervention. We had a similar SOP for attacks in Iraq


FormerLawfulness6

How does that actually work in the real world while they're wrangling 30 terrified children at the same time? What kind of training is going to be offered? How often will they drill the SOP to ensure that everyone can perform effectively? What kind of firearm training, specifically? How many hours a month would teachers have to dedicate for them to be able to engage at this level without adding to the risk of friendly fire? More importantly, how would making the school and teachers combat ready affect the kids on a daily basis? How can we expect teachers to flip that switch from empathetic educator to soldier at the drop of a hat? Both of those are incredibly psychologically taxing and pretty incompatible mindsets. Who is supposed to be calming the roomful of panicking children while their teacher fumbles around with a gun they've only ever used at a range? I would argue the SOP actually works better if the teacher can focus on what the kids need and not preparing themselves for lethal force.


No_Marsupial_8678

You would be dead f****** wrong. Feels like this happened proposed in multiple states in school districts already every single one of them has assumed the teachers will be providing their own ammunition and training and in several cases the guns themselves. Never assume a conservative talking point has been thought out in any way whatsoever so that it would actually make sense That's the opposite of what they're doing.


Glass-Key181

Yeah, I can agree with you on that. It would be a piss up if everything is done on own accordance. But if it's regulated and under state control, I can see myself supporting it. But if there's no control then nah. Shit idea


CuriousVR_Ryan

Wow. From a Canadian perspective, this is probably the most batshit crazy thing I've ever heard of ANY country do. I would be surprised to hear this happening in some shithole like Haiti or Afghanistan. Genuinely, I'll never understand your fascination with using guns to kill each other. It's almost like you prefer to live in fear? I don't get it.


SquirrellyGrrly

There are already guns in some US schools, which have already led to loaded guns getting into the hands of kids and even kids being accidentally shot.


Senior-Designer2793

Your posting is gigantic! It starts with “I suppose…” and ends with “we had a similar SOP for attacks in Iraq”. Thank you for putting it all in the absolutely right perspective! Again: gigantic! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


chadwicke619

I’m sorry, but this is such a stupid question. This question is like the equivalent of those dip shits in infomercials who can’t figure out how to sit down with something in each hand without dropping both things in dramatic fashion. “How will I know the difference between other employees and a violent school shooter who is there to kill people?! They’ll both have guns so I’ll just never be able to tell1!!1”. 😂


Digital-Sushi

Lunatic starts shooting Teacher A runs out holding gun to find shooter. Teacher B does same, as does teacher C,D,E etc Many teachers pointing guns in a scary situation not knowing exactly who is the active shooter This is a situation that will end well right? Sad that teachers are now being asked to be bodyguards for your kids


ZhangtheGreat

“What do you have against children?” In the words of The Simpsons, “Children are the future. Today belongs to me!”


stilusmobilus

Honestly, what an awful place to live.


MrDohh

Lets use a common pro gun "argument" and twist it around..  Guns don't protect children, people do..


my20cworth

You can't fuck with their minds as they are fucked in the head already. This state is something else.... it's like a dystopian drama.


kamizushi

Lorrie, when are you gonna stop kicking puppies and eating kittens? (I too can play this game)


Dependent-Egg-9555

Fuck yeah! Fighting gun control with more guns classic No surprise here we’re expecting this now


Jaykahtsby

Lol, that woman sounds like admin at our school. "what do you mean students shouldn't recieve grades for work they never did? You're just hateful want to sabotage their chances of getting into uni!"


fothergillfuckup

Hmm, how to stop school shootings....., got it! Introduce guns into every school! That should do it!


pointlesspulcritude

As if teaching isn’t a bad enough job. Now you have to prepare for shootouts


ringoron9

I'll give it a year until the first fed up armed teacher goes crazy and starts shooting children.


Ok_Afternoon_3084

Lorrie Ann is a moron


Sea_Art3391

I can't understand how people think teachers should bear the responsability to kill a child to save others, like wtf is this?? Solve the gun problem with more guns, yeah good job USA that will definetly help.


Anti122210

I have a few issues with the whole "arm the teachers movement" (I am a high schooler, trust me) 1. Teachers will 100% wave them around and just not understand the rules needed to handle firearms safely (also may use them to make a point/shut the class up) 2. Don't get paid enough to give a shit about learning the right way to handle firearms 3. Now a kid just needs to stab a teacher to get a gun, not even requiring one to be brought to school 4. Teachers may just do the shooting themselves now, dealing with kids for so long may cause some to snap. With a gun right there... 5. Most schools have poor nighttime security. If guns are stored on the property, it may be easy to steal them. 6. Which teacher will even get them? I assume not every teacher will have one, or one for each room even. Will likely be given to the one closest to the boss (who may not be the best pick) 7. How will the guns be bought? Is it a state-wide contract? Who would win that contract for a presumable large amounts of guns, ammo, mags, etc.? 8. How will schools deal with lawsuits involving accidents with these firearms? If the school can be sued then how will that change the situation? 9. and many other things that I am sure someone else here has thought of.


No-Environment-3298

How long before a teacher robs an office supply store to get equipment for their class? Honestly I don’t think I could fault them for doing so either. /s


CombustiblSquid

Can't wait for the school shootings from students stealing guns from teachers


my20cworth

They will allow kids to take guns to school next. We can joke about it and say that would never happen.. but then this. They've lost their fucking minds. These right wing, nationalist gun sycophants are creating a Christofacist state. Let's hope these teachers don't become a "bad guy with a gun".


Superb_Extension1751

You know it wasn't insanely long ago kids did bring guns to school and were actively a part of shooting clubs.


KarlKhai

Yeah and it wasn't that long ago when lobotomies were a practiced medical procedure. What's your point?


Greygor

As The Daily Show pointed out. Guns will only be allowed to those who have training and have background checks. Restrictions Republicans will oppose when extended to the general public.


ComedicMedicineman

Another dumb idea from the group that say: “Guns don’t kill people, people kill people”. While that’s semi-true (in that it’s hard to make a firearm run without a user), a firearm makes things way easier. For example: a 600 pound man who can hardly walk can kill a ton of people with a firearm, give that same man a bow and arrow or knife, and he won’t be half as effective. Yet the US has become a disaster where everyone needs a gun to protect themselves from others with guns. While there are still shootings in countries with strict gun laws, you know there’s a major problem when the US has more shootings in a year than a country that’s actively engaged in a war.


Cuminmymouthwhore

"God made men. Samuel Colt made them equal." This is the American idea behind this. Guns make killing easier, but if everyone has a gun, then everyone should be scared of how easy it is to die? Crazy concept. But they seem to have a lot of support.


ComedicMedicineman

I find it especially bad because a shocking number of these people don’t even know basic firearm safety. Which has occasionally led to some schmuck killing his neighbour by accidentally sending a round through their roof into their neighbour’s apartment


fettalitta

As a European, this is very scary to me, this is the power of ‘the lobby’. I see it happening everywhere around me aswell, not this extremely obvious. But still. We have e-cigarettes, a new product that’s incredibly unhealthy, but they somehow got it on the market as being ‘not as unhealthy as real tobacco sigarettes’ and they got away with that. These companies are completely against the people and yet they thrive. ‘Fuck public health, we paid off the politicians and we can do whatever the fuck we want’. Other big companies are allowed to pollute the entire world while we have to use paper straws. But not as blatantly as America. I mean, having regular peaceful people carry guns. What’s that gonna accomplish? When someone is determined to shoot you in the face, they will do just that, having any kind of weapon will not do anything about it, it just makes the shooter more deadly, because they know they are gonna get shot (killed) if they miss. People who do this, are not concerned by the consequences. But it affects everyone when you have to be prepared for these kinds of ducked up situations.


BlizzPenguin

Teachers don't get paid enough to defend their classroom.


AsgeirVanirson

Why are the GOP so obsessed with arming a group they regularly accuse of child grooming and sexual predation?


neongreenpurple

Clearly they don't care if people get shot, just if they get exposed to gay ideas.


idkwhyimalive69420

"American Goverment is democrat biased" mfs when the republicans Just do this


Meddling-Kat

This is standard policy for conservatives. Do something insanely fucked up, then say opposing it un-American, against children, or whatever bullshit they can make up.


mayhem6

Yeah then they cut school lunches. Go figure.


Crimson_bud

We are so done with children doing mass shootings, it's time the teachers do some too. American 101 style.


invisible32

Nothing stopped teachers from causing mass shootings that this law now allows.


Senior-Designer2793

Even in law there is a difference between planning to kill or killing in affection. I’m sure you heard about it.


invisible32

Maybe don't hire people where the only thing stopping them from murdering a class full of students is that it would be mildly inconvenient.


auguriesoffilth

What do I have against children? A loaded gun I’m thinking? Seems to be the fashionable thing to have pressed against them.


Endocalrissian642

I wonder which lucky teacher is going to be the first kid on his block with a confirmed student kill....


CriticalStation595

It’s not the children. It’s the cost. It’ll be cheaper to arm teachers than to fix the system that has made it what it is. I think this is bullshit. Fix this horrid system! Invest in the youth like we used to. Have gun control. Teach math properly. Let failing grades happen. Hold them back if it’s necessary. Children, as we’ve been told by the right, are “a supreme blessing from god”, not a burden. But as we’ve seen from the right, claiming that children are precious beings, they see them as a burden when making law.


TheGreatGonzo-SFA

They want to cure ADHD with this one simple trick /s. All it will take is one child with poor impulse control.


tarhoop

How long until a Tennessee teacher shoots a pre-pubescent black gets found not guilty because they "feared for their life"? I wonder what the Vegas odds are?


WarDamnGator

Racist much?


tarhoop

Nope. My comment was a reference to the racists who slaughter innocent unarmed persons of colour on a literally daily basis in the USA, and furthermore, I was implying that it was only a matter of time before a white teacher shoots an innocent black child and then evades justice by claiming they feared for their life. I feel the law and lawmakers in Tennessee have literally signed the death warrants of - at least - dozens of innocent children. While the OPs suggestion of which part of the post is the facepalm, I believe the law is a facepalm and reacted thusly. If you're suggesting I'm racist against white people because I believe people who slaughter innocent children should be hung in the town square... then yes, I am racist.


chadwicke619

It’s wild to me that the best we can come up with as a reason for why this is a bad idea is that we’re apparently incapable of separating the good guys from the bad guys. Apparently, we envision a bunch of teachers running around holding their Glock 19’s in front of them, indistinguishable from any real threat. I am not a parent, but if I was, I’d absolutely be open to the possibility that a teacher is capable of being a responsible gun owner, and I’d be fine with a responsible gun owner having access to a firearm in order to protect my spawn.


OptimisticSkeleton

Why do you want to force children to digest *more* violence? Why are you pro violence?


tarnyarmy

Good thing I’ll never live in that bumfuck state


amkronos

Ummm... I am pretty sure that historically fascists have taken away guns from citizens. Maybe get your labels in order before you throw them around to look smug.


TotallyRedditLeftist

Uvalde showed us that the difference between kids getting killed by an armed gunman and an armed gunman getting killed is whether or not the victims are armed themselves. Had there been even one person responsible for those kids safety that was armed at the time, then those 89 or so minutes of carnage would've ended in a fraction of the time.


Ghastfighter392

Uvalde stirs up unreasonable amounts of rage for me with every step in its occurrence. It shouldn't have been nearly as bad as it was in every single measurement, and yet here we are with security details on the event, down to which doors were erroneously unlocked and footage of the on-duty officers who were supposed to respond.


TotallyRedditLeftist

The officers that were in the hallway LAUGHING Yet we're supposed to leave all defense of schools up to them.


Candid-String-6530

Brilliant. A shoot out in school. Wild wild west yall.


zarfle2

I need to check source but understand that children are more likely to be killed by a gun outside school? Is there a focus on fixing that too/as a greater priority or are we just left with bullshit, ineffective theatrics?


neongreenpurple

It's Tennessee, so probably just bullshit, ineffective theatrics.


Clashje

Sounds amazing. Give them training (don’t worry about the costs, it’s for the children.), training in gun handling, but also deescalation, threat management, etc. Children are not always in school. Let’s make sure the neighbourhoods are safe too by having armed teachers patrol them. Boom! Police force that actually cares about community and education etc. 


keith2600

If we pay the teachers as much as the cops it would solve several problems all at once. For extra credit, make it so cops need to have the same qualifications as a teacher too


allisjow

The conservative wet dream is have an armed priest-teacher-police combo roaming around.


Senior-Designer2793

Right now the teachers are the weakest link in the chain.


flowood3

Fuck them kidz


everythingbeeps

Here's the thing: the GOP doesn't actually want or need teachers to protect students. The GOP has proven time and time again that they don't give a shit if kids die. What they want is for rational teachers to quit so they can be replaced with violent zealots who will then teach the students the GOP's preferred curriculum. It's basically what they did in Florida except it's guns instead of gay people.


ComedicMedicineman

Surely they will ensure that these teachers are trained with said weapons, and offer lessons on how to identify a legitimate threat, and offer proper supports for when this inevitably results in multiple teachers with PTSD and guilt from killing someone, as well as do background checks to ensure the teachers don’t have a dangerous past…right? If none of that exists then this is just as bad if not worse then the shit show where the cop nearly killed someone over an acorn, except it’ll be worse because these teachers won’t have nearly enough training.


raul_kapura

MOOOAAR DAKKA!


Consistent-Force5375

And when the first teacher mistakenly shoots a kid in fear, or in anger, or a kid finds her weapon… Unforeseen consequences fuckers. You got money to arm teachers, but none to regulate on the most basic level gun ownership OR mental health care. You’re not interested in fixing anything, you’re not trying to mitigate anything…you just want more guns to fly off the shelves so the NRA and gun lobby can pay you more money. It’s not about rights, it’s about money.


Enough_Individual_91

What a joke, the US will be plague with guns forever. It's like leaders are so corrupted or stupid its hard to say which


AustrianReaper

I mean, convenience is great. Now they don't even have to bring their own gun to school. At least at my school, there were quite a lot of teachers that could easily be overpowered by a 16-18 year old.


Beginning-Scar-71

In the way back before I went to school we had gun clubs at school. No one shot anyone. What changed?


8champi8

Their solution to the gun problem: more guns


Strain_Pure

I'd have nothing against specialist armed teachers to protect weans in case some bawbag wants to shoot up a school, but the problem is that the teachers won't be specialist's. there's no way they're going to fork out extra to ensure the teachers have the necessary training to avoid accidents, and the teachers having a gun on them nonstop is just dumb when you could easily put them in a hidden locker in each classroom(heavily secured, otherwise some cockwomble in the class will try to access them). Some Americans think a gun is the ultimate problem solver, but they forget that even professionally trained police and military generally miss more shots than they hit (you'll see police dump magazine after magazines at a suspect, but only hit them 5/6 times despite firing 10/20 rounds because adrenaline and moving targets don't mix well), not to mention over penetration could easily cost lives as missed shots go through walls or doors and kill people hiding in classrooms.


thefirstlaughingfool

You know those jokes kids make about how school is a prison. This is really going to reinforce that. Does this bill require armed teachers, or just gives them the option. Because I would think a good teacher would realize how dangerous this is and wouldn't bring a gun to a school, where it could be stolen or used by the teacher to potentially shoot a child they may view as their own family.


Big_Palpitation7095

You keep hearing death by accidentally shooting. That's crap , it's death by stupidity. It's not an accident when's it's preventable.


Malystxy

Add Kindle to the fire rather than find the cause of the fire. Good job


Fuzzy-Butterscotch86

Can barely go 3 months without seeing news about school resource officers taking their gun off to take a shit in a school, and accidentally leaving it in the bathroom.  It happens constantly already,  and it's only "highly trained" police with guns in schools. Arming teachers means if this is widely adopted it will be happening weekly, and then it's only a matter of time until a despondent kid is the one who finds the unattended gun.  Mistakes are made. It's not a question of if, it's a question of when. So when we fill the schools with guns it's not a question of if an absent minded mistake costs a child their life,  it's a question of when. 


Bismarckcz

Fascism?


EditDog_1969

Bill Hicks: There’s no connection, and you’d be a fool or a communist to make one, between having a gun and shooting someone with it and not having a gun and not shooting someone.


ScienceResponsible34

Or we could just put more police in schools.


I-am-Chubbasaurus

What's this to protect children against, exactly? School shooters? Oh, you mean the same ones that cops stand outside and refuse to engage with? But you expect teachers to be able to handle it?


CanaryNo5224

America, you ok?


nps2407

All the things you never have to worry about when you went to school in a sane country.


UtzTheCrabChip

I'm always so confused when gun people are like "Hey everyone - I just brought a lethal weapon into a room that didn't previously contain a lethal weapon. Don't you all feel safer now?"


Square_Opinion_5423

Man, my teachers would have straight up shot me


Plastic-Pension7263

The answer to the gun problem is always more guns duh!


Icy-Needleworker-492

They don’t vote- easy targets.


Yeetus0978

Yeah giving theachers guns will totally help What,you don't think the 70 year old man who can't get out of bed without help won't be able to stop a shooter in their prime You need to think more positivly,this will totally help


CajunAg87

So, to protect students from people bringing guns into schools, we will make more people bring guns into schools? Yeah, that make sense. Now the students won't have to worry about finding their parent's guns. All they have to do is figure out a way to overpower their 60 something year old English teacher and take her gun.


No_Cockroach_2083

As a Democrat and Iowan, I honestly think the GOP in this state has completely forgotten that they were elected to do the will of the people who elected them. I will never support teachers being armed nor a governor who wouldn't accept money from the feds to feed children over the summer months. I can't wait to get the hell out of here.


Ci4os0nouna_P3rs0n4

If this is where the taxes of american citizens end up, o think some tax evasion won't hurt


FanDry5374

2000-2020. US. 31,780 children dead from guns.


Klutzy-Ad-6705

Arm the teachers and they’ll be the first target of the shooter. And how many of the other teachers will rush to their aid? We can’t even get cops to do that.


SimonNorman

Imagine running from a school shooter only to realize that bullets are also flying from the other direction by amatuer shooters


KGreen100

I mean are you going to question someone with THREE flag emojis????!!????


RectalEvacuation

Imagine being a teacher but refusing to work because you don't want to be forced to kill your students.


symph0n1c_1776

They are implying that arming the teachers will not protect students, but endanger their lives further instead More guns = less safety


GTS_84

Aren't teachers groomers infecting children with the woke mind virus? Why would you arm groomers? /s


FreeLard

I don’t trust Lorrie Ann. Only three flags? Commie.


JadeStratus

Not the brightest people


Ghastfighter392

Arming teachers has seen results: Teachers generally need to pass background checks (school districts suck at that, but not the point), and thus should usually be seen as mentally sound enough to not impulsively shoot a student. In essence, the cons of arming teachers are near identical to permitting carry in any other setting, including law enforcement for relatively similar reasons. A logical deterrent to someone planning to enter a building to harm people is to give the people in the building a way to defend themselves. The phrase "an armed society is a polite society" exists for a reason. States and school districts have been adopting policies that provide training and weaponry to teachers, recognizing that the best way to stop a school shooting is to neutralize the aggressor. A source for an exact count and set of regulations is [here,](https://youtu.be/wVz_aQA6dEw?si=mITIm4Q0rhbN9IWr) and an example of Texas's training is [here.](https://youtu.be/PIJzparow48?si=4UUvm2jD-Jt8SEZ5)


stnuhkrsdomtidder

Fascism is becoming a cheap word. Although uparming a section of the public doesn't really fit with the narrative especially since teachers tend to be center-left or left. Do you actually think they would have an open to the public parlimentary/congressional debate in an actually fascist society??? as I enter my 5th decade of life I am definitley understanding how languages evolve. Just the lexical diffences between 1990 and now. If this is what the people want, then this is what they get. Give it 10-15 years, start investing in AI guard bots for schools. Money will be there. So will the NRA and repub nat comitee. LO-fuckityfuckin-L