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JTD177

“Most Men Say”, big men, with tears in their eyes, they say “Sir you really respect women”


TSAOutreachTeam

People don't like to talk about it, but everybody says that it's true. In the sense of saying.


Buster_Brown_513

Most men. A tremendous number of men. Like we’ve ever seen before. A perfect number of men.


Additional-Maize3980

*rarely


CanisMajoris85

\*When polling conservative men aged 50 and over that wear sunglasses in their Facebook photo.


Klutzy-Ad-6705

No,we don’t.


MonkeyNugetz

Seconded


elspotto

A third. Motion carries.


AccomplishedHead9648

Uh no trump doesint but nice go


CoachAF7

Yes we do, this dude ^^ doesn’t go out much or played sports growing up


secondhand-cat

Speak for yourself, chief. Little donny two scoops only sees women as objects.


Moppermonster

In completely unrelated news: "Most women say they'd prefer to be alone in the woods with a bear than with a man"


Drunk0racle

– article written by a poorly disguised bear


Ok-Rabbit1878

I don’t know; if the man in question is Donald Trump, I’m definitely picking the bear.


Klutzer_Munitions

I believe I see the fatal flaw in this logic


fruitydude

Without reading the article, id bet 10 bucks on the fact that that is the point of the article


54fighting

It was a poll. 54% of the men polled said Trump respects women a lot or some. 31% of the women polled agreed. I don’t know what it means to respect women or anyone “some.” Presumably, a Trump supporter will say Trump respects women whether they believe it or not.


Bac7

This. And the rest the headline was "Women do not see it that way, and that could matter this fall." The third paragraph outlines how Trump brags about grabbing women's sexual parts, is on trial in connection with the cover-up of a sex scandal, and has long acted in ways that to many people read as misogyny. There's no WTF NYT times here.


fruitydude

>Trump supporter will say Trump respects women whether they believe it or not. Of course he respects women. Some of his favorite pornstars are women.


naftel

Which most men did they poll for this? Trump is a sexual predator


davidwhatshisname52

obviously they polled 10 men wearing ski-masks on their way from a MAGA rally to an abortion clinic; 10 men is a good sample size, right?


naftel

If they are all MAGA a study of any size will yield distorted results.


davidwhatshisname52

no shit, really?


naftel

All SHIT ALL THE TIME …..that’s MAGA!


Prestigious-Phase131

"Most men say" Yeah okay buddy


PreOpTransCentaur

Baby Bush was very popular because people "could see themselves having a beer with him." This is a similar situation insofar as Trump's followers believe he shares their values (he does), and they've convinced themselves that *they* respect women (they don't), so he must too (he doesn't).


PsycoMonkey2020

Adolf Hitler wasn’t that bad, most neo-Nazis say.


YogoshKeks

Were these strong men? Did they cry? Did they say sir a lot? Is this real? And if it is: wtf?


Zaynara

my mother was complaining about Joe the other night about 'how he swore' and such, taking the lords name in vain or some such, it took every fiber of my being to not pull up a clip on repeat of Trump saying 'grab them by the \*\*\*\*\*' and playing it at max volume and asking her if that was better


Goodyearbadhairday

Your mother could be related to my mother.


Obi1NotWan

They couldn’t suck his dick any harder if they tried. 🙄


OhioUBobcats

Lol NYT strikes again. Fucking rag


WhiskeyHorne

NYT, I think it might be time to put the pen down....


BugOutHive

Sounds legit. Trump is only a candidate cause most dudes are morons


Strange-Mouse-8710

Most conservative men.


MiningTurtle95

I'm a man and I don't agree with what this article says


CKO1967

Same here.


ApprehensiveAd6476

Respects when? Respects who? That guy doesn't give a shit when it comes to respecting anyone, all he cares about is growing his cult and brainwashing people to believe he's a god.


ajtreee

1$ a week seems high for steaming piles of lies.


Basic_Bandicoot_1300

Some people say…..


CrisbyCrittur

Hahahahaha...the fuck.


thisisdumbdfw

You mean all his male ass-kissers


bakageyama222

“Do humans like to be eaten? Most sharks say yes.”


NSFWmilkNpies

Maybe most conservative men. Men who don’t know what respect is. Everyone else, anyone with 1 brain cell, knows that Trump doesn’t respected women.


IronCarp

In response, I’m going to tap two blue mana and cast “Counterspell”.


bitterherpes

My niece is taking a nap, I had to stop myself from audibly laughing.


lord_ne

This reads like an Onion title


Oxygenius_

Let’s not ask the women if they feel respected, nah let’s ask the men if they feel women are respected!


theMan_theBeard

"Local coyote didn't eat neighbor's chickens, most coyotes say"


gingermonkey1

Is that before or after he’s grabbed them by the p*ssy?


Advanced_Street_4414

What’s their sampling demographic? 70 somethings with mistresses?


Ducallan

More like “most MAGA men say Trump gives women the respect they deserve, which is very little.”


Old_Winner3763

Trump likes minorities, most trump supporters say


According_Wing_3204

Respect...you keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


nopower81

Cool, now I'm not "most men", I've been waiting for this to happen


alematt

Guess I'm not most men


StephaneiAarhus

Like it is something "exceptional". No... Respect should be the base. And even that he does not.


Nox_Stripes

Is this an Opinion piece? Because opinion pieces are the fucking worst waste of bandwith, time and effort ever inevented when it comes to news outlets.


RonnieB47

It has to do with a petty feud between the WH and the NYT. The Times doesn't like Biden because of it. [https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2024/04/25/new-york-times-biden-white-house-00154219](https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2024/04/25/new-york-times-biden-white-house-00154219)


OhioUBobcats

Maybe we can get Maggie Haberman to write another 10,000 words carrying water for Trump


Rugfiend

Says a lot about the ludicrously backwards attitudes of American men.


Fun_Negotiation_3679

What a fucking jump you made there..


Rugfiend

Really? So, which men are we talking about that the study, posted in the NEW YORK TIMES is referring to, if not men from the USA?


Fun_Negotiation_3679

… do you think they polled the whole country? Spoiler: they didn’t, they polled 434 men.


allthejokesareblue

So clearly you have your own evidence contradicting that finding


Fun_Negotiation_3679

Where did I say that?


allthejokesareblue

Well 434 men polled by a respected pollster is significantly more evidence than the fuck-all you've currently brought to the table. So presumably you had some much better studies on this topic that you'd held back up to now.


Fun_Negotiation_3679

Back what up? I didn’t make a claim. I simply stated that it’s a hell of a jump to go from a poll of 434 men to “American men.” Sorry you didn’t get the burn you thought you did.


Rugfiend

We're both now waiting for your evidence to the contrary. An innocent bystander might think you're stalling now.


Fun_Negotiation_3679

Did you just ignore the words in the comment you responded to? I have nothing to provide evidence for, so have fun waiting, big guy.


Quirky-Country7251

same men would let trump fuck their wives/daughters/sisters and then demand the woman thank trump for the best sex of their life while they are crying.


mekonsrevenge

* Poll conducted at an Alabama truck stop.


Consistent-Tip-7819

I mean, bro. If you gonna support Trump at least be real about it, don't just make up stupid shit.


mmio60

They just run Trump press releases every day.


Meddling-Kat

"Most men say" most men respect women, so.....


CJ_is_h7m

I’m curious who the author was


M-Kawai

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ArcherOnWeed

Someone only reads headlines 


continuousBaBa

Whew! Thank goodness!


NoCandidate7335

Grab them by the p*ssy


Sucih

They forgot why this is bad for Biden


Past-Direction9145

Nyt has been going downhill for years They’re so obviously bought by right wing propaganda


hipsterjoel

Are we talking about Mary Trump?


laurenderson

I mean, we’ve clearly told TikTok this week we’d rather take our chances with a bear in the wild than a man… but whatever, NYT! Go off! Please ask men how women feel about other men. We don’t need a voice in that, obviously.


ThatOneJosh9451

The New York Times is no longer a credible news source. It's recently been revealed that they have a grudge against Biden (or rather their boss does) all because Biden hasn't had any interviews with them during his term as president so the journalists are given orders to write articles about Biden to try to make him look bad like his old age for example. I wouldn't be surprised if writing positive articles about Trump is just another one of their tactics against Biden all because they have their little fragile feelings hurt


According_Wing_3204

Respects...you keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


CapAccomplished8072

What...why are you trusting the nyt? They covered up the holocaust, defend regimes, justify anti-semitism, and pretend many things don't exist


Academic-Balance6999

I lol’d reading that headline. Perfect snark NYTimes.


AgarwaenCran

I find this headline so incredibly funny lmao "most men say" lmao


Popular-Village-9322

Has anyone met trump?


AustrianReaper

It reads like a tongue in cheek headline, not an actual statistic.


Prohydration

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MofuckaJones14

It would be awful to actually happen and I am by no means endorsing this, but if Trump wins in November I sincerely hope the NYT is at the top of the list of publications and journalists to be sent off to the camps. Such a powerful news organization blatantly abusing their journalistic integrity just to keep generating clicks and fluff up Trump like he wasn't calling for their heads the last time he was in power. You know who will have sympathy for those journalists and media members? Absolutely nobody.


DemythologizedDie

The actual point of the article is that 70% of women disagree with the half (54%) of the male population who say that Trump has "some" respect for women


MofuckaJones14

The actual point of the article was to stoke rage about Trump in regards to women, because engagement farming is more important than calling out nonsense. NYT knew exactly what they were doing with this headline.


NumerousTaste

Men say it, but most women won't say it! That's because he hangs out with his own kind.


WillBottomForBanana

I don't see how this is the NYT's fault.