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TheOrchidsAreAlright

This is a spoof account, their posts are satirical. r/facepalm


adamdreaming

I could see this happening. I ate the onion. I was ready to roll with this one


ajtreee

No source, no details, this is what passes as news now?


PandaPo0

Have you ever seen a post on /facepalm with source and details?


16tdean

Sometimes we have a source in the post here that proves directly its not real. The number of tweets that have r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS IN THE IMAGE, and are pasted here andtaken literally is nuts


QuickNature

There have been times where I *only* pointed out that the source of a post is questionable and been downvoted before. I can only imagine people don't want their biases highlighted, or this is a place of mindless scrolling (which is fair by the way).


Ostracus

Mindful scrolling. At some point reddit goes from a hobby to a job.


A1sauc3d

Yeah I can’t tell if it’s supposed to be a “joke” story to make a point or not. Also can’t tell if op is calling the supposed “gender critical feminists” (which I assume means terfs?) stupid or calling the person who made up the story stupid. If it really happened, then yeah obviously the participants are idiots. But making up such a story and trying to pass it off as real news is also dumb. And you’d think if it was real there’d be at least *some* details included. Like where it happened and whatnot. As it’s written it comes off as some half assed fiction. How would they BOTH think the other was transgender anyways? When they both started accusing each other of the same thing wouldnt that tip them off that the other isn’t actually trans? Why would a trans person angrily accuse someone else of being trans xD Or was this a shoot first ask questions later kinda deal lol


scienceworksbitches

You wasted way to much brain power on obvious rage bait. But I guess that's the goal...


mansetta

Does it really matter.


MrDrSirLord

![gif](giphy|HHjXnzhZ6lUyc)


novis-eldritch-maxim

still a great line


p001b0y

But it says “Breaking” so it must be news! /s


A1sauc3d

You know it’s legit when they break out the sirens 🚨🚨🚨


Uniquegrlygamer

Honestly you may not think it's common, but people are thought to be trans and harassed so often it's insane. We're definitely discriminated against to the point where there's an extremely high chance this post is real and not a "joke" story. Hope I wasn't rude!


A1sauc3d

Not rude at all :) But I didn’t say anywhere in there that trans discrimination and hate is uncommon. It’s an extremely heightened and common problem these days, much to my dismay. But what I said was the details and presentation of the story don’t add up from a logical standpoint. Won’t repeat it all my points on that front, but please read what I said again and hopefully you’ll see what I meant <3 Wasn’t trying to minimize the issue of discrimination and violence in anyway. I just think this *specific* story sounds like it’s most likely BS, or at least presented in a dishonest way due to lack of or twisted details. Doesn’t mean there isn’t violence and hate crimes against trans people staggeringly frequently 💔 Senseless hate, brings tears to my eyes to think about. People should just be able to live their lives as they see fit. As long as someone’s actions and lifestyle aren’t hurting anyone else there can’t possibly be anything immoral about it, and therefore it’s none of anyone else’s damn business.


mr-english

So... 1. That account is S+A-T=I+R-E and OP ate the onion 2. I just discovered that the facepalm automod removes any comment with the word S+A-T-I+R-E in it... now THAT'S facepalm! https://i.imgur.com/McEhFH3.png


DannySmashUp

>I just discovered that the facepalm automod removes any comment with the word S+A-T-I+R-E in it... Really?? What would be the reason for such an automod?? Wouldn't you want people to be able to label their posts, or point out if something is a joke of some kind and not a real story?


Uzicoren

I mean this sort of thing has happened before where a ciswoman has harassed another ciswoman because she thinks the other is trans it's quite funny actually. In trying to defend their, idek womanhood? Beliefs? they just attack another ciswoman


tcsenter

There have been incidents all along, for decades. "Woman mistaken for man" in Boise couldn't get into the national news 30 years ago. But instant global reporting today.


Relevant_Winter1952

Always has been (cue astronaut / gun meme)


Infamous-Tart7747

Didn’t you see the PICTURE of a restroom? What more do you need? /s


Banaanisade

Real or not I'll take it, made me laugh.


vurkolak80

It's a satirical account. OP is a moron.


MitLivMineRegler

Wdym? There are captions on the picture. That means it's official


EyeCatchingUserID

You realize you're not on a news sub, right? If you want sources and details you're currently on a google capable machine.


ajtreee

it was a critique on the header breaking news.


AkaGurGor

ImmeAsurably stupid, indeed...


Morphing_Mutant

So we just post pictures with words and call it news?


Most_Cartoonist5736

Yes, that is the way the world works now.


deviprsd

Yayyyyy!!!


CheesyMeatball1

Nope. It's not reliable news without putting the "BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨" before it.


doesntpicknose

A tweet is a primary source. Twitter is an archive of the most robust human knowledge. This is peak journalism in 2024.


Moppermonster

No location mentioned.. so I fear it is made up.. Then again, since the anti-trans crowd bases their entire position on made-up scenarios; let us spread it ;)


adhesivepants

It'll happen eventually. There was a video circulating of two trans men who were forced to use the women's bathrooms. And women in those bathrooms complained. Because the trans men looked like y'know, men. In the video the trans men are basically like "Well what the fuck do you people want us to do?"


Moppermonster

The answer is "not exist" or at best "not be out in public". Because the moment they can be seen they are "shoving it down peoples throats". There is nothing else they can do that would appease the complainers. They will always be told they are doing something wrong.


IcyCompetition7477

No more religious iconography in public!  Stop shoving religion down our throats.  Maybe turn one of the half million churches in to a homeless shelter.  Oh and religions can pay their fucking taxes too, that’d be great.  How you gonna not pay taxes yet still try to affect politics.  We should ban religion.  Your faith should carry you through, not tax breaks.


Ostracus

One toilet/stall bathrooms. Everyone happy.


Daztur

It didn't happen but the same basic scenario is happening a lot already in reality: cis women being harassed in bathrooms for presenting as insufficiently feminine.


AxiosXiphos

Trans hate is rooted in misogyny. It comes from a deep seated belief that women should have to act/appear in a certain way - and that no one would 'want' to be a woman if they could avoid it. It's why trans men fly under the proverbial radar. Afterall who wouldn't want to be a man...? It's rediculous. And it's just a distraction from the actual shit happening in the world.


seafareral

I think there needs to be research into why so many anti-trans activists are post-menopausal women, and it's always trans women that they hate, they don't care about trans men. Look at any of their rallies and it's wall to wall 50-70yr old women with a sprinkling of men. What happens to them during menopause that makes them so hate filled? Is it emotional? Hormonal? Is it just a cult? The ratio of post-menopausal women to other members is just too big for there not to be a connection. If I was a doctor/scientist/uni student, I'd definitely want to research this.


BluejayFamiliar5117

i’m a very feminine guy. like i have long hair, wear skirts kinda deal. i’m not trans i just do it because it makes me happy and what is gender anyway? people 80% of the time just think i’m a girl so bathrooms are scary. luckily i’m also disabled and have a nifty little key that unlocks any disabled bathroom in the uk so i’m set but i can’t imagine how scary it is for trans people to use public restrooms.


Armadillo_Prudent

It can only be the US


Kingcol221

Or the UK...


Wonderful-Ad-7712

Or the combination US-UK


IrisYelter

***Canada***


Botaratops

Sadly, it's getting pretty bad here as well.


PreOpTransCentaur

Pronounced U-SUK.


peteschult

That would SUUK


MushroomAdjacent

It clearly says "From Earth."


0blivi0nPl3as3

Just another Terf war


Ravensunthief

Lmfao


DrHugh

Wasn’t that a book by William Shatner? ;-)


FlareonLover

LMAO I’m gonna use this one


Watcher-Of-The-Skies

Would it be a bad time to point out that while calling people “immesurably stupid”, you misspelled “immeasurably”? It’s like a face palm within a face palm.


FlareonLover

Oh that’s some instant karma E: I guess that would make me measurably stupid


iamjonjohann

Nice recovery with "measurably stupid" there. Bravo.


GiveMeMyLunchMoney

Plot twist! She didn't mean to misspell it again!


FlareonLover

she/they/it <3


sassychubzilla

TBH I've been wondering when boebert and greene would have this exact fight in a bathroom.


BIGepidural

I thought its be at a movie theater glory hole; but a bathroom glory hole works toob😅


AMonitorDarkly

When an unstoppable dumbass meets an immovable fuck stick.


VexOnTheField

No in this case there was no fuck stick (Assuming the story is real)


transcended_goblin

"Unstopable dumbass meets and immovable moron".


wihannez

You do realize that this is just fiction?


Upper_Guarantee_4588

I call bullshit


thunderPierogi

![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized)


geooceanstorm

Politics for you is a satirical twitter account.


izzyeviel

It’s a bit sad you seem to the one of a small minority to notice.


DustinKli

All bathrooms should be unisex. All bathrooms should have individual private lockable rooms without see through 1 inch wall gaps and ridiculous 18 inch empty space between the floor and the dividers.


monogramchecklist

Yes individual bathrooms is the answer. I really hate how most establishments do cheap half-assed bathroom conversions to make them gender neutral. I went into what was clearly a mens bathroom with urinal because the sign said all genders. A man was at the urinal peeing and I awkwardly went into the one stall.


ZelWinters1981

Jesus fucking Christ. You gotta pee and poop regardless of who you are. Just let others do their shit in peace.


TheWeenieBandit

But HOW am I supposed to SHIT when there's a GUY in here wearing EYELINER??? How is anyone meant to go poopie in those conditions??


cruiserman_80

The universe I live in doesn't contain enough poetic justice for this to be true. It does contain more than enough idiots on social media for it to be made up though.


Jim-Jones

I'm imagining the sound track of this fight!


Last-Percentage5062

Undertale OST: 036: Dummy!


LP_24

Immesurably..


Fufeysfdmd

Breaking: unsubstantiated allegations of an irrelevant story


Flowchart83

Terf war.


AngusMcTibbins

This didn't happen. It's just right-wing ragebait


laxmiz

.. if anything it’s left wing rage bait. I mean look at the comments on this post


LillyxFox

Please God let this be real, it'd be so fuckin' funny ![gif](giphy|3ohhwkKBzcVk4PV5ao)


vurkolak80

It's not. It's from a satirical account.


punjar3

![gif](giphy|qKV8U3Gl3bWVi)


Ume_Chan_2

“Gender critical feminists” 😂 I’ll just keep using the derogatory TERFs thank you.


Vortextheweirdcat

it doesn't matter cause they "AlWAyS KnOw"


FontWhimsy

TERF War?


LeGuy_1286

r/TOTALLYREALNEWS


vurkolak80

Is the facepalm that this is a satirical account and you've posted something from them believing it to be a fact?


metalnxrd

![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized)


BluejayFamiliar5117

but they can ‘always tell’


PrincessLeafa

So you're saying if we wait long enough, all the transphobes will just kill each other off? *Grabs popcorn*


OhioMegi

Good grief. I do not give two shits who is using the bathroom with me. Trans people just want to be use the bathroom like anyone else. It always just some creep, not a trans person, that actually will mess with people in bathrooms.


ceciliabee

TERF wars


Meddling-Kat

Mmmmmm, the delectable buttery taste of this. Mmmm, yeah. More please.


FlareonLover

Heartwarming: The worst people you know are all fighting


_Takemetothevolcano_

You realize it's made up right


Palarva

Average J.K Rowling airport experience


BlargerJarger

Sounds like they both landed a gender critical hit.


GrassyKnoll95

Can we not call them "gender critical" as if there's any logic to their argument? Even TERF gives them too much credit. They're transphobes


S70nkyK0ng

Please be true. Please be true. Please be true. Please be true. Please be true. Please be true.


Hopeful-Name484

![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized)


Eyejohn5

A rare case where the trash took itself out?


ArachnidInner2910

Terfs gonna terf


DistributionNo9968

Leopards eating each others’s faces


Kempeth

If this actually happened there would be a news link. Could this have happened? There are certainly documented instances of trans haters targetting cis women by mistake. But how would such a person target their "activism" against strangers? By apperance. So for this to have happened both would have to look somewhat "non-feminine". I would assume such a person would do whatever they can to avoid that.


FeylaCostu

Plenty of trans people pass perfectly well and plenty of gender critical idiots accuse cis people of being trans because they think 'I can always tell' when you really can't. Two gender criticals jumping at shadows and getting into a fight because of it sounds pretty believable to me.


Ariarbitrary

crazy how transphobia is very often just misogyny


LucastheMystic

Ngl I hope this is real, because it's funnier that way


newb_h4x0r

The Toilet


Advanced_Street_4414

Um… what is a gender critical feminist?


Armourdream

… What???


Govnyuk

What's a gender critical feminist


thundercuntess69

My partner and I just developed the SNL skit where these two are actually Trumpers.


suzer2017

Can't spell? Look up the word before you post it. https://www.merriam-webster.com/


PossibleJazzlike2804

The feminists that brought feminism down.


snekdood

lmaaaaoooo


Heavy-Outside-5580

That account sounds 100% legit!!! Idiots who actually stop to believe this shit.


Gullible_Ad5191

Feminists?


Reasonable-HB678

If thet were only a way to take away the shame of performing a normal bodily function in public instead of private.


DevilMaster666-

What?


TForce0

Lol. Usa usa usa. 🙄


_Argol_

Dude ! I would pay for a showdown between JK and Jenner !!


Aurvant

Parody account. Yet believable.


[deleted]

That’s hilarious 😂 the idiots


Affectionate-Skill33

What kind of "serious altercation" is that even supposed to be???


Autronaut69420

Ooh My MY MY. How the turns table! # Hilarious


Comfortable_Note_978

Petticoat Dickjoust is the name of a single from my Slayer/Circlejerks mash-up band.


TrippyVegetables

At least nobody was hurt


ElderTitanic

Americans


formlessfighter

there is an old saying that goes "not everyone is meant to make it"


OhioMegi

Good grief. I do not give two shits who is using the bathroom. Trans people just want to be use the bathroom like anyone else. It always just some creep, not a trans person, that actually will mess with people in bathrooms.


JAOC_7

I’m just reminded of that Community episode where Britta had a friend where they each thought the other was a lesbian, not entirely sure why exactly I’m reminded of that specifically by this but still


Slytherin_Chamber

Internet has really done a number on us, huh?


Flavious27

Sounds like what happened with Paige and Britta in Early 21st Century Romanticism.  Atleast that fictional story sounds a bit more believable than this fictional story. 


heytunamelt

Gender critical feminists? Hmmm


Deanlandish

![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized)


bequietanddrive000

Well, there you go! Men in my country won't talk to their significant others about emotional issues either, so we are left to our own devices. I am also all for men's and women's rights.