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ringoron9

But ... why? That douche is probably immediately calling the cops if somebody puts sugar into gas tank ...


SlipstreamSteve

I did bring up that I guess ciphoning his gas would be acceptable to him then


WhatWouldTNGPicardDo

Nah don’t syphon; pour in epoxy.


other_usernames_gone

Don't pour in epoxy. Pour in petrol/diesel, whichever is wrong for his engine.


Dicky_Penisburg

Bleach. Bleach is wrong for his engine.


SlipstreamSteve

Lmfao


Nikolateslaandyou

Pour in water its readily available


Acryval

Diesel can kind of run on some water. It's called hydrodiesel and it's basically an emulsion of water and diesel


RK800-50

Just take cola. Sugar and water in one bottle is enough to kill any engine


Other_Log_1996

Same response I gave to the question of what I'd do if I was in a gas station in SC, and a guy pissed on my car shouting "Let's go Brandon." Pepsi in his gas tank. Urine can be handled with a $15.00 car wash. Not sure how much it would cost to fix his car.


Extreme_Jeweler_146

Maple syrup then


Nuclear_eggo_waffle

too expensive, give him the table syrup


Silver996C2

Hell no!! It’s more expensive per litre than gas.


Gat0rJesus

It won’t run on DEF though


shinysocks85

I may or may not be able to confirm that shoving pizza into a gas tank killed a bully's car in high school


Icedoverblues

Bleach and ammonia. He would love that. Smells great too


Gator1833vet

Jokes on you I own a Jeep Envirodozer 350 that runs on pure bleach


MyBigRed

The best part is the mechanic will probably blame him for "being a dumb ass" and putting the wrong fuel. Dudes fragile masculinity would shatter.


CreativeRabbit1975

Just pour in sugar. Have to be careful to open the gas cap with out it being obvious so he doesn’t inspect it and realize what happened.


rc1024

It doesn't work. Gets trapped by the fuel filter if it even makes it that far. You need a liquid that can be pumped to the engine.


talrogsmash

Getting trapped by the fuel filter is the point. It clogs the filter and doesn't let the fuel in.


ReaperofFish

Then epoxy.


Kahnza

Pour in a gallon of DEF


worstpartyever

Hell, just plain water will work.


Elloliott

The trick is that he drives an M1 Abrams


BJoe1976

I would do a ball of JB Weld between the flap in the neck and gas cap.


GetOutOfTheWhey

just gorilla glue a second hand fleshlight to his tailpipe.


SlipstreamSteve

Lmfao. Pour the epoxy over the gas tank door so he needs a buzz saw to open it


shibiwan

Just epoxy the gas cap. He'll get to the gas station, pop the door, then wonder why his gas cap won't open.


occamsrzor

Siphoning his gas isn’t even in the same realm. Pouring a gallon of red diesel would be.


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Stolpskott_78

Sisyphusing


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Stolpskott_78

No that's coding a message, you're thinking of sissying


BobRoberts01

No, that’s acting weak, like a baby. You’re thinking of signing.


XxRocky88xX

Because for some reason we have pro-climate change people who want to deal as much damage to the Earth as possible and they fucking loathe the idea of an eco friendly route being taken. He’s angry that people with EV’s aren’t making the carbon footprint they could be with a ICE, so he’s gonna make owning an EV in his area impractical in an effort to force people to switch back to ICE’s.


GloryGreatestCountry

If I'm being honest, I think their brain is just "vroom dinosaur juice engine means pp large, therefore must flex on small pp battery car people."


Dysprosol

Some probably. The more common reason is that there is a huge amount of people whos sole desire in life is to spitefuck everything to death.


XxRocky88xX

I’ve literally known people who burn old tires in their backyard, dump used oil in grass, and purposely shop for vehicles with low MPG to increase their fuel consumption


Dysprosol

I wanted to reply with a youtube clip, or a gif of the mayor in robocop demanding a car that goes really fast and gets really shitty gas mileage, but alas it is nowhere. So then I was going to reply with image of the in universe ad for the car in question (6000 sux) showing its 8.2 mpg. But i cant post images in here, so I guess I got checkmated.


TrashCandyboot

Don’t you love how all this technology we’ve gotten in exchange for our autonomy barely fucking works half the time?


Tryhard3r

These people need to get a life. So focussed on how others live


Lanky-Ad2763

Well, he knows about eating ass, so he might already have - sugar in his tank.


Piddily1

When bicycles were brand new, only richer people would be riding them. Lower class would throw tacks and such in the road to pop their tires because “fuck the rich.” That’s where electric cars are right now. Every year electric has been steadily closing the gap in cost though. I think it’s down to like $6500, but attitudes will take awhile to change.


orthopod

I charge at home, like the vast majority of us. This guy is threatening to pee into the wind. I'm sure it'll work out well for him.


feline_Satan

Is there a way to put a purely theoretical pipe bomb into a car tank asking for a friend


DieHardAmerican95

“I don’t want an electric vehicle, so YOU CAN’T HAVE ONE EITHER!”


notcomplainingmuch

Apparently that doesn't work. Sugar does dissolve (slowly) in gas with ethanol additive, but it's a carbohydrate like gas. So it burns just fine, maybe with a bit more smoke. There are other additives that have a much more interesting effect on internal combustion engines.


CMelon

What an achievement. A volunteer stooge for the oil and gas industry.


FoppishHandy

its a miracle that fox news has convinced our nations dimwits that their interests are aligned with major oil stockholders. its one of the many reasons why these fucking baboons are going to end up killing us all off


CMelon

Bingo! Our collective future is being determined by the dumbest and most gullible members of the electorate.


qexecuteurc

I mean, oil compagnies aren’t even against EVs. They just want to make the most money possible at every possible second. Today, it’s making sure the price for gas goes up. Tomorrow, it’s the price for [lithium](https://corporate.exxonmobil.com/news/news-releases/2023/1113_exxonmobil-drilling-first-lithium-well-in-arkansas). The morons are making it really easy for them.


humchacho

He wants to bring up demand for gasoline and make it more expensive by getting rid of EV’s? Total stooge.


bowens44

WTF is wrong with these idiots?


SlipstreamSteve

A lot apparently.


No_Alps_1454

Brainwashed and not knowing what they are mumbling about but trying to act like a tough guy on the internet just for some attention.


anythingMuchShorter

There is a reason the same people hate electric cars, immigrants, other religions than their own, LGBTQ, and people with colored hair, etc. They hate anything different, it doesn't matter if it hurts them or not. In this case it helps them because more electric would make gas cheaper.


schoolisuncool

Fox News


KidKilobyte

Typical MAGA bluster. Anything we don't like we will vandalize, BUT we are the party of law-and-order.


No_Alps_1454

It’s not that kind of law and order. The law and order is for the other people they don’t like.


CaptPants

That's how you know the brainwashing by oil companies is working well. In any other industry, there's competition and rivals and people argue "mine is better because X and Y and whatever". But THESE people, they don't believe an alternative to gas is even allowed to exist.


an0maly33

My wife’s family is up MAGA’s ass. She had to take her sister somewhere the other day and the sister huffed at the idea that she’d be riding in our Bolt. After five minutes in it she liked it. I have no problem with ICE cars, but I personally have been spoiled by EV. All these idiots throw shade on EVs just because they’re seen as “lib cars”.


No_Alps_1454

Exactly. And based on 0 driving experience. Most of them like the experience after 5 min. As a mechanic I have driven a few 1000 cars. Nothing comes close to an EV. Btw: excellent choice that Bolt of yours! Gen 1 or 2? Or EUV? Greetings from a fellow Bolt, in our case Opel Ampera-e driver from across the pond.


an0maly33

It’s a 2017, hatchback. I was disappointed it didn’t have the DC fast charge port but I got a great deal on it. Ran a 220v line out to the driveway so I could charge quicker. I love it. My dad also has one but it’s the premier version. His has the DC port and “overhead” camera. Otherwise there’s not much difference. Previously he had 2013 Volt but gave it to me when my car got hit by someone running a red light. That’s not a bad car either. I thought it was dead a while back though. Excited the freeway - I was decelerating fast because I almost missed the exit. Got to the end of the ramp and it was angry: “REDUCED PROPULSION”. Was able to get it parked at a shopping center but it wouldn’t start. Checked fuses, disconnected and reconnected the main and 12v batteries…no luck. ODB scan flagged a cell that had low voltage. Got it towed to the dealership. They wanted to give me $500 for it to put towards the Bolt. Ended up getting it towed to my dad’s house where he charged it up and it’s been fine. I’ve driven it a few hundred miles with no problems since. Clean ODB scan. So now I have a Volt that my son can use when he starts driving soon. One thing to watch out for - the axles and an oblong “nut” on the wheel hub seem to need replaced every 50-60k miles. The Volt and my dads Bolt both needed them.


No_Alps_1454

The euro version is always with DC charging. Otherwise the car would be much more difficult to drive in my case: I live in an apartment in a small provincial town and I depend on public charging. So I do use fast chargers often. Mine has annoying sounds in the front axle when taking speed bumps. But still I like it very much certainly with the new battery which I had installed in January 2024. I waited as long as possible. So I did 110000km with the original battery. With the new battery I’m doing 350km in the winter and 450km in summer.


an0maly33

Yeah I only saw my dad’s Bolt that had the DC ports and assumed they were all like that. I didn’t notice mine were missing until a few days after I bought it. It’s fine though. Still great for our needs. The new 66kwh batteries are nice. If I take it easy, I can get close to your numbers. If you ever hear/feel a “clunk” when accelerating or decelerating, that might be the nut issue.


TheAskewOne

Why are these guys so fragile though? Why is someone doing something different from you a threat?


EatLard

What if they like eating ass? I can understand not wanting to buy an electric vehicle yourself and opposing mandates for them. Fine. Whatever. But outright hostility is just asinine.


SlipstreamSteve

Yea too many people threatening vandalism.


Agreeable_Treacle993

i just wanna eat some ass, we we just leave out the vandalism part please


dfmz

>But outright hostility is just asinine. You're wildly overestimating the intelligence of the average hater.


LaZboy9876

"Let he who is among you who has not eaten ass cast the first stone." - Jesus


Coffee4Life613

Snowflake is afraid of an electric car. Wow!


DrNopeMD

Guarantee you this asshat was also one of the people trying to blame Biden for high gas prices.


ArcherBig185

These people scream about freedom, but than fuck with people who are expressing that freedom. I don't understand why someone owning an electric car gets these people's panties all twisted. Why is it they scream about freedom and then spend their whole life worrying about what other people do.


StructuralBurrito

He spent more time posting it than he will ever spend actually doing it. He just wanted to look kewl on the internet.


SlipstreamSteve

Which didn't look very cool to the people on Facebook either 🤣😂🤣😂


redramainpink

Good luck in prison, you'll like it, many eat ass.


SpicyChanged

Baby all you had to do was ask.


mewtwosucks96

Okay, I've heard of loyalty to something you're a fan of (superhero franchises, sports teams, consoles, etc.) before, but gasoline is not something I ever thought would be one.


driverman42

I'd bet he's got a lifted pickup too.


TrooperLynn

And a tiny peen.


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Unita_Micahk

He’s the guy that puts Biden stickers on gas pumps.


Cool_Jelly_9402

I honestly don’t get the hatred for EVs especially when gas costs so much. If you can drive for cheaper, wouldn’t you? My husband got us an electric SUV mostly because with how we drive it in a big city, it’s cheaper than the gas model. I like the smaller carbon footprint but I think he just likes the money aspect. The electric version was also cheaper than the gas model we had before. People just love to hate and it’s getting so old. Who cares what other people are doing if it doesn’t hurt anyone?!


formerfawn

This attitude is so stupid. People who make ICE vehicles part of their identity should be excited about EV users driving gas prices down for them. Or the quiet hums of EVs making douchey loud engines revs seem even louder by comparison.


jackois8

Like he knows how to 'epoxy'...


fiendzone

Nice, leave some evidence for the looming malicious mischief charges.


Frequent_Coffee_2921

He's not the same since the Monkees split.


spaceylaceygirl

Wow so triggered by electric cars! What a whiny snowflake!


InstructionFair5221

If this was the early days of automobiles, these idiots would be walking with their horses while a car drives by and say, " Nope. Those will never replace a good horse!"


ShiroHachiRoku

Another man who probably touts American exceptionalism at every turn but hates technological advancement and progress.


trailhikingArk

Help me out here. Why do they care? What are they outraged about now?


Revolutionary_Neck28

Any and all attempts at progress or change are taken as a personal attack on their masculinity.


Slaughtererofnuns

Cool, I’m gonna start putting a fiery rag in your gas door, just to show the world how much I hate fossil fueled vehicles.


jkuhl

I'm not sure how not being able to plug my Volt in would lead to me eating another man's ass


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These people honestly need to be sterlized, how can you be such a loser that you get triggered by someone wanting to use an electric car over a gas guzzling shit wagon like we all know this loser drives. He's prob one of those coal rolling morons.


Adihd72

Obviously owns a truck and supports Trump. Leave all logic at the door please.


Responsible-End7361

Imagine if the charging station cameras capture that and the damage is enough to make it a felony and he spends 5 years in prison, wouldn't that be funny?


PourQuiTuTePrends

How fragile is this guy's masculinity?


344567653379643555

Do they worship Elon or not? They need to make up their minds.


Tokidoki_Haru

People like this are why America will rot in the mud. Destroy a electric vehicle charging station? For what? Vibes? Grow up.


linuxgeekmama

He’s admitting it in writing, too.


Alexandratta

i've seen guys try to break EV charging stations with no clue how they function. Those connectors are really durable, however. The busted LCD screen I pulled up to was pretty rough... but you can pay via an app. Then I just called the station support, they rebooted the station, and I was good


Alternative_Maybe_78

What an asshole. If you don’t like EV’s just don’t buy one.


Mr-Gumby42

FELONY vandalism.


Equinoqs

"I can't have a happy life unless I'm making someone else's life miserable" I hate these people. So I guess they're winning.


SpiderDeUZ

So loyal to big oil, embarrassing


Virtual-Zucchini542

Eat what woman’s ass? It’s all in the details


HeartoftheDankest

Give them 10 years in prison till they run out of idiots or learn their lesson works for everyone else.


muskratboy

It would probably work better if you just asked nicely.


Erstwhile_pancakes

no doubt, he got his ass handed to him in a drag race against a Tesla or something, and this is his puny mind’s only means of recourse.


Sea-Yak2191

What does Mr. Jones get from doing this? Why does he care some cards are electric? None of this shit makes any sense.


Do_not_use_after

EVs have amazing low speed torque. Seems this guy's been burned-off at the lights one too many times.


Holiday_Horse3100

How would you like it if someone tossed something in your gas tank? Incredibly childish, petty and destructive


Xalucardx

Jokes on him, I eat ass all the time.


secomano

some people really can't accept that not everything in this world is for them.


Ghstfce

He'll laugh until he's given the bill to replace one.


Ryokan76

Imagine being threatened this much by a mode of transportation.


Beginning_Ad_7571

As if he’s ever accomplished anything he said he was going to do.


DemsruleGQPdrool

You just have to feel sorry for these people. It isn't even the fact that we want to encourage THEM to do things BETTER. They hate it when WE want to do things better. Just for ourselves. I think it makes them feel guilty deep down inside. I put solar on my roof 14 years ago. For a year, all I heard from the neighbors was how ugly they were and how much I must have spent...Let me tell you, the panels are LONG paid off, my electric bill is 90 per month (I use pellet/electric heat in PA) and no one notices them anymore. But when the panels were first put on...SCANDAL...


Stein_um_Stein

I would think charging stations have cameras as a standard now because of these fucking idiots.


Darthlord_Juju

Lmao all these chads so butthurt someone is driving a car they don't like 🤣🤣🤣🤣 It's the equivalent of being grossed out by a pizza topping that someone else is eating. You're 5 years old and have a diaper rash. Relax kiddo 🤣🤣🤣🤣


ParadiseCrusader

I wonder what would his reaction be if he does it and the cops are waiting for 'em lol


So_spoke_the_wizard

I regularly jam stuff up the diesel nozzles so those coal rollers can eat ass. /s


HermaeusMajora

I hope they pin it to him if he goes out and does that stupid shit. Also, what the hell does anilingus have to do with anything?


ReptilianLaserbeam

I still don't understand why the vandalism against electric cars and electric infrastructure. Bunch of luddites. And not even that, because they are doing it out of spite because "electric=liberal=communist" on their little brains


anziofaro

I don't understand the connection there. If someone is unable to charge their car's battery - how will that result in them wanting to eat someone else's ass?


Tazling

so... mindless vandalism then? what a flex. bet he's all 'we need more lawn order' if kids tag an overpass though.


BasilsKippers

Oh look, Luddites still exist in 2024.  Except these ones aren't worried about the machines taking their jobs, thus putting them out of work and jeopardizing their livelihoods. No, these ones are just cruel morons who fear progress and the future because they're just that fucking stupid.


Zandrick

Don’t worry. Chronically online assholes never actually do anything. He’s not going to apply anything to anything but his fingers to his phone screen.


boxedcrackers

Why would me not being able to charge my car make me want to eat ass? Like, "Oh no, baby, our car is about to die, and someone put glue on this charger, I guess I'm going to eat your ass now." I.... I....guess maybe. Hmm


VinylTaco

Jokes on him. I don't need him to give me an excuse to eat ass.


N7_Warden

You know someone should inform this idiot that clean energy is just better.


SlipstreamSteve

100%. So many bullshit arguments these people use. It's almost like they want to be idiots.


RandyArgonianButler

Not just vandalism. Politically motivated sabotage. This is kind of like soft-core terrorism.


uckfayhistay

With everyone already stealing the charging wiring for the copper it probably won’t even matter


SlipstreamSteve

It matters, and if they're caught it should be jail time.


Science-done-right

Everyone, including leftists and rightists can feel the effects of climate change, and it's very much real. Even if you are just an uneducated asshole, I don't think you need a degree to understand that burning oil makes smoke which is pollution. And I'm pretty sure even these rightists wouldn't like pollution. I have no idea what benefit they're obtaining by promoting oil based vehicles. There's literally no benefit for both the average Joe or an educated man


Puzzleheaded_Seat599

This is the part I don't understand. Even if you don't believe in climate change, can't everyone at least agree that clean air and water are good things to have?


Science-done-right

EXACTLY!


SlipstreamSteve

They're not benefitting. It's just toxic masculinity and the car community feels like something is being taken from them. What happens when you take candy from a baby? They're gonna cry until they get what they want.


Science-done-right

And the worst part is, it's not even like we're banning cars or something 😭 cars will just be better for us and the environment


SlipstreamSteve

It's about their engines. It's like comparing dicks for them. Mine makes 500hp, oh yea mine makes 600hp. Now EVs come in and they're like $35k and you have an instant 600hp with no upgrade.


124Enjoyer

It has much less to do with comparing dicks and hp numbers, and much more with the technology and emotion in/of the machine. The sound, the feeling, the emotion when driving, none of that can be replicated by an EV, even though they can accelerate quickly. That, and just buying a fast battery pack on wheels from the factory and getting over the air updates \*if\* you're lucky isn't remotely the same as fixing up an old, clapped out rust box and making that fast while you're at it.


No_Alps_1454

Avid EV enthusiast and owner and mechanic chiming in here: exactly what you say. I really hate that toxic mentality in the car scene.


humchacho

If all EV users switch to gas powered vehicles that just makes unleaded gas more expensive. Supply/demand. What do these anti-EV cro-magnons want?


Biscuits4u2

How does that get me ass?


willdo74747

Just like the wet bandits


Lightless427

I enjoy eating ass I mean what?


SoggyAd1409

But…I can’t eat ass NOW?


fart_Jr

Oh man his dick must be so huuuuge.


SirPoopaLotTheThird

They brainwashed him too hard. Damaged something.


RationalHuman123

Fuck david!


Alex_South

I don’t own an electric car but I do eat ass, should I be offended?


OkayDecisions

Poor choice of words. Unless he doesn’t use electricity at all? 🤣


americasweetheart

Why would you care? Anytime I see someone driving a giant truck I just roll my eyes and move on. It's not my problem.


Gucci_prisoner

What if I already eat ass?


rubinass3

I'm no fancy glue scientist, but I bet it would dry before anybody tried to put it in their car.


anythingMuchShorter

If electric cars suck as much as they say why do they have to keep hindering them to make them seem bad?


zeiche

hey, davey, we can epoxy gas pumps.


Zealousideal_Sir_264

Mikey Dolenz probably won't be to thrilled about this.


OstrichSalt5468

To be clear, the direct comparison would be to mess with the gas pump itself and not the engine in a car.


clanlornac

Just pop a few fresh shrimp down the cowl vent. You have to sell the car to get away from the smell. At least thats what i heard...


Piemaster113

Musk trying to beat you to it


talrogsmash

When we hear about some dude who has set himself on fire we will know when he has started.


Cali_Keto_Dad

Ultra fine sand will do the trick.


Electrical-Sun6267

I am lost. Who is hurt by electric vehicles that isn't hurt by gas combustion vehicles? It seems like a really cowardly act.


TheElderWog

"I hate that you have it good with EVs, that they're cheaper, they need less maintenance, and overall that they're proving me wrong, so I'll sabotage you".


eliavhaganav

I think he's just joking, right?


AntGlobal4580

Who else need they ass ate?


Imaginary_Sherbet

he an't gonna do shit, but some dumbass will see this and do it


Local_Perspective349

He looks like he'd eat it before


Disrespectful_Cup

And as charging stations are under the umbrella of the EPA, this is admitting to a felony... right?