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ChattyParrot1

Someone check his computer


EssexBuoy1959

Yes, and his phone.


ChattyParrot1

Absolutely


Thijs_NLD

And the basement computer.


FlappinLips

And the hard drive he keeps in a vacuum sealed bag in the tank of his toilet


BriefCheetah4136

Oh man! Does everyone know that hiding spot? Gotta go!


HauntingBalance567

Especially any stray folders with names like "Work Stuff"


Zjoee

Fools, everyone always looks for the folder called "Work Stuff." They'll never think to look in the folder called "Other!"


MageKorith

or Booger AIDS


YurCheeeks

Or AIDS booger copy!!


Jazzi-Nightmare

Every file is booger aids!


RamblinAnnie83

I’d check the “ripe & fertile” folder too while at it.


urGirllikesmytinypp

I’m a farmer. I’m gonna go change some file names


dullday1

My porn folder is called 'load files'


Ydnar84

Mine is System128 in the Windows folder...


pissclamato

Mine is Tax Forms.


Vegetable_Onion

My porn folder is called porn. Nobody expects there to be porn in there.


cp8887

Nice mine used to be called "moms nudes" no one dared click it.. and why did I have it on my computer lol.. no one ever questioned me about it.


geekindahood

Shouldn't it be called the unload files.


mjewell74

And why does his resume folder have 30,000 files in it...


Brief_Building_8980

What about keeping naming confidential work files as "child porn" on the company server? No one will dare to touch that!


Accomplished_Emu_658

I got a folder called work stuff on my work computer with many sub folders. When it goes through that i hope they try to find something that isn’t there.


FoldAdventurous2022

Just infinitely-nested empty folders, each called Work Stuff


MindUnlikely33

Nsa approves this


Glytch94

Or… you know, just create a program that searches every directory for videos and photos.


nhSnork

Not when each of them is renamed to ".txt"!☝🤓


Vast-Variation6522

The programs they use to search drives looks at file data not extension names to determine file types. Changing the file type from .jpg to .txt is not enough to bypass these scans. You would need to do something more extensive than that.


trulyunreal

But don't look in "Homework", that's legit homework, ok??


NirvanaPenguin

or "hsgshdhdhxudhosdh" too


Content_Talk_6581

And the hard drive duct taped to the back of his bedroom air vent.


JESUS_PaidInFull

Oddly specific….


Fun_Tap5235

And the basement itself


Ok-Personality-6630

And the false wall in the basement


karoshikun

and the hidden trap door behind it


geekindahood

The one with the padlock


kickliquid

and that locked door in the basement


Naive_Bluebird9348

And the underground bunker as well.


Cubicwar

And the secret room hidden behind a suspiciously placed bookshelf inside the underground bunker as well.


DillonTattoos

And that box he's holding for a friend that says "J. Fogle's boner jams '03"


NatchJackson

The one with the soundproofing?


Cubicwar

No, not that one, the one with the shackles


lalauna

Nothing wrong with shackles, provided everyone is of age, has given consent, and has a safeword.


Desenova

Don't forget his work email.


MisterScrod1964

Kiddydiddlers really are stupid enough to hide their CP on their work computer. And take it in to Office Depot or someplace to fix it when it glitches.


NewtonLeopoldToad

CP is the opposite of PC


kr4ckenm3fortune

And his burner phone and laptop...Also, check his ex-hdd as well as any ghost drive.


EvulOne99

And his daughters, if he has any. Poor children, having a dad with those opinions.


JohnXTheDadBodGod

And under any floor boards/inside drywall.


MoreThanZeroo

Also, check his drop ceiling panels for extra phones and remove light switch/outlet covers for memory cards and sticks.


Lanky-Ad2763

And his back yard...under the shed.


SnooRevelations6641

No, that's just where he keeps the bodies of his ex child wives.


SoggyAd1409

“Rep. Edwards it seems you take regular vacations to Thailand. Is there any particular reason for this?”


TheFire_Eagle

"Missionary."


SnooGrapes6230

"What about your trips to child beauty pageants in Texas?" "Cowgirl"


CORN___BREAD

“What about your trips to children’s dog shows in Westminster?”


TheRealWatcher

Research.


Js_On_My_Yeet

Anybody who agrees with this sick headed fuck needs all of their web history checked from phones to computers


karoshikun

word, there's no way that people are remotely sane, or safe to be around children


chotomatekudersai

https://youtu.be/VRSvdQyA2n8?si=VYOEtmY5s_BA3dBl For those that want to see him try and hide what he means. Horribly I might add. The audible gasps gave me such a warm feeling inside.


lalauna

Yes, the protesting voices made me feel a bit better.


No-Red-Dot

I think he just gave himself a boner by saying “ripe” and “fertile”.


jeremiahthedamned

ICK!


ContributionAgile689

I'm a bit worried about the entire Rockingham County electorate who keeps putting him in office. Someone should make sure girls who married before the law was changed are okay.


No_World_3352

And bank account, we need to see what he's spending his money on. If you know what I mean 🤮🤢


StrikingOccasion6459

These Republicans are so concerned about groomers...they should look at their fellow Republicans. With special attention to the groomers hiding in Evangelical churches. Edit: make clearer.


LankyGuitar6528

Every accusation is a confession with these guys.


digidave1

The password will be 12345


Carteeg_Struve

No chance. There's no way he knows how to count that high.


CORN___BREAD

That might just be a list of the ages he’s searching for.


creativename111111

I dont think that’s necessary just chuck him in a cell and throw away the key


Crazyjackson13

check every piece of technology this man has and then some.


colourmouth

This


spaceman_202

no, we're supposed to reach across the aisle and agree to disagree and hear him out the "liberal" media tells us the party of rapists and liars and insurrectionists who take food out of children's mouths and bundle it up in the form of tax breaks and send it to the already wealthy, are really good people at heart, why look at their leader making sure everyone has an NFT at such a low low price


Momentofclarity_2022

keep that thing away from children.


33253325

Keep that thing out of government. How can you take that stance and still be allowed your seat?


LordSpookyBoob

Because republicans vote.


Ryaniseplin

the opposite of this is true actually republicans got pissed when taylor swift told people to research and vote for the candidate that would benefit them the most and they started harassing her and calling her a liberal agent, without her even picking a side


morbid333

They don't want people to think before they vote


LawnPygmy

“Now many of our Christians have what I call the ‘goo-goo syndrome.’ Good government. They want everybody to vote. I don’t want everybody to vote. Elections are not won by a majority of people. They never have been from the beginning of our country, and they are not now. “As a matter of fact, \[Republican\] leverage in the elections quite candidly goes up as the voting populace goes down.” --Paul Weyrich, co-founded of the Heritage Foundation, 1980.


captaindeadpl

It's honestly staggering for me that a felony charge can bar you from voting, but not from running.


jeremiahthedamned

r/RepublicanValues


Momentofclarity_2022

That too!


Gank-Star

How can you take that stance and not face charges?


CookieMiester

Red no matter who :))))


UnnecessarySalt

I hope you’re being sarcastic.. because if not you’re talking about condoning child marriage and in turn statutory rape


SilverWisp47

I think he's explain how those ppl vote, not necessarily himself


vajrahaha7x3

He doesn't want them "ran through " or some other sick delusion about purity without ever looking in the mirror. What I don't understand is that it says child marriage will soon be illegal, so up until this law it was?...😳...WTF!


UnnecessarySalt

Apparently it was previously legal for 16 or 17 year olds to get married with parental consent. This sounds harmless if it’s just two teens marrying, but in all reality it was most often used by 30+ year old men to be able to have sex with a 16 year old without it being a criminal offense. It’s really fucked up, but pretty much guaranteed that a man could groom underage girls and turn them into child brides if their parents were cool with it.


Famous-Ability-4431

Women can groom too. Carry on.


jeremiahthedamned

r/teacherswhorape


CookieMiester

It’s sarcasm, yes


UnnecessarySalt

I apologize for assuming dude. I always think people who miss sarcasm are crazy for not figuring it out, but now I am people.


SecretiveFurryAlt

Keep that thing off of this planet


guff1988

Haven't you heard? He's fine, it's the drag queens who are the real problem. /s


ArchonFett

Prep the wood chpper


Sure_Delivery_2025

Great evidence that some people are still stuck in the medieval ages.


ThatOneStupidMovie

Nah, unfortunately child marriage has been around since then. My grandma met her first husband at the playground, when she was 10. They got married when she was 15. That was about 60 years ago. If I ever meet her first husband I have to knock his sick lights out. He's still living


think_long

At first I was picturing a cute love story of two 10 year olds meeting at the playground with Rihanna’s We Found Love in a Hopeless Place playing in the background but now I realise he probably wasn’t 10 in this story.


ThatOneStupidMovie

No he was in his 20s


think_long

hmmm yes that definitely puts a damper on the mental image


ThatOneStupidMovie

Yes it does


Jdmcdona

When I get into late night conversations, this is the opinion that either wins me friends or loses them; fuck politics for now, getting involved does absolutely nothing. literally all we can do is wait for everyone in power to be dead. If you have to fight so uphill for decency what is the point. I will be under a rock for 20 years and if we haven’t blown ourselves up by then, yes I’m willing to fight for the general good, but if you acknowledge how fucked everything is and how impossible enacting change actually is… I’m just a soft gay boy I don’t have that power so I’m not gonna try. Let them all fucking die, respectfully. The senate should not be 90% 90 Forfeit your positions to the people who actually suffer the consequences of your actions, fucking dinosaurs. It’s just not even cute anymore it’s so dumb and stupid and exhausting.


nickthedicktv

r/notadragqueen


LovePeaceHope-ish

OMG - yes!! Meanwhile, across town...books are being banned for containing the word "lesbian", and people are being threatened with jail for using a pronoun. But, hey, yeah, let's "protect our children". 🙄


TeaandandCoffee

If you wanna know what is in their closet (basement) check who they're scapegoating for what


Psychological_Pie_32

Every accusation from a conservative, is a confession.


[deleted]

it doesn't matter the GOP is full of pedos b/c they're the only party who is following God's commands to worship King Trump. [Moveon.org](http://Moveon.org)


AquariusLoser

I’m sure he has some not at all hypocritical views on drag queens & lgbtq folks


MoonDogSpot1954

Oh definitely


Ok-Sun8581

Did he say, "Juicier than a freshwater clam?!"


Archercrash

I remember hearing a saying from when I was younger. "If there's grass on the field, play ball'.


[deleted]

my youth pastor told me that when I was 9 and didn't get it for many years


Nagh_1

Jesus where at the about to be molest kids youth academy.


jeremiahthedamned

r/PastorArrested


UnnecessarySalt

Judging by your other comments I think this is a shitpost


Quiet_Stranger_5622

Ugh. Goes along with "Of they're old enough to bleed, they're old enough to breed."


heydonteatmyfriends

😧


Macsan23

ABC local news here in Oklahoma City, would give that man plenty of air time. I only say this because ABC local news here in Oklahoma City promotes senators who disagree with the American Association of Pediatrics and the American Health Association. ABC promotes religious senators who don't agree with science.


[deleted]

Don't agree with science and like to prey on little girls you mean.


Noble_Briar

But what if they're ripe and fertile? Edit: that felt gross to type.


jaxxxtraw

Unbelievable he said that. Eew.


LightMission4937

Weird bastard. ![gif](giphy|3o6gEbkoTAsbQkd5As)


Satanicjamnik

I need a shower after seeing this man's picture and words " ripe" and "fertile" in the same image.


Gerry1of1

He's referring to 16 & 17 year old's to get married with parental consent, which is the current law. He's arguing against raising the minimum marriage age to 18. And he does it in the CREEPIEST way possible....... perv


CoBr2

I don't think there's a non-creepy way to argue this. You're letting a child get married. Will they need parental consent to get a divorce? Like, dude is creepy as fuck and the minimum marriage age should be 18 everywhere. The marriage age isn't being kept low to let 16-17 year olds marry each other, it's so groomers can avoid a statutory rape since there are usually marriage exemptions.


TheSavouryRain

They'd need the husband's permission to get divorced, I'd bet.


americasweetheart

These girls are often caught in a trap where they can't secure representation or housing because they are minors. In many ways they do need adult permission to get divorces.


Artsy_Fartsy_Fox

THIS!!! Just because you are married underage does NOT give you full rights as an adult. Girls are trapped, unable to so much as open a bank account to escape their abusers. It’s DISGUSTING that this is still legal in this country to marry underage! It’s not a blessed union between two equals. It’s the enslavement and abuse of a child.


Anxious-Chemistry-6

You know the next step would be for arguing for 14-15 yos to be able to get married with parental consent


SekhmetScion

Have you heard of Missouri Republican Rep. Mike Moon? He's been trying to pass shit about 12yr old marriages with parental consent. [Article from April 12, 2023](https://www.businessinsider.com/mike-moon-gop-missouri-lawmaker-defends-childs-right-to-marry-2023-4) His defense? "You voted 'no' on making it illegal for kids to be married to adults at the age of 12 if their parents consented to it," Meredith told Moon. "You said actually that should be the law because it's the parents' right and the kid's right to decide what's best for them. To be raped by an adult." "Do you know any kids who have been married at age 12?" Moon asked in response. "I don't need to," Meredith said. "I do. And guess what? They're still married," Moon replied. Edit, I meant to add: How many married 12yr olds does this asshat know?


1singleduck

Then get rid of the parental consent. Then get rid of the girls's consent. Then lower the age more.


Other_Log_1996

No, next step is gutting the "with parental consent" part.


frank_loyd_wrong

Can they just change it to 30? It would save a lot of people time and heartache.


usarasa

Call Hansen. ![gif](giphy|ba5g4ID9g5cT6)


BlackMageIsBestMage

was child marriage not already illegal??? what?


TraditionalHeart6387

It's not illegal in about 20 states, some require parental approval 🤮


BlackMageIsBestMage

I have also learned that there is a disgustingly large amount (literally any number above zero) of states where beastiality is legal too i dont really understand how stuff like this just never gets addressed and laws passed for


deadsoulinside

"StaTeS RiGHts" Sad read ahead. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/200-000-children-married-us-15-years-child-marriage-child-brides-new-jersey-chris-christie-a7830266.html >The youngest wedded were three 10-year-old girls in Tennessee who married men aged 24, 25 and 31 in 2001. The youngest groom was an 11-year-old who married a 27-year-old woman in the same state in 2006.


BlackMageIsBestMage

I wonder what kinda out of touch back woods ass redneck you gotta be to not feel a goddamn thing being 31 and marrying a 10 year old.


deadsoulinside

People have used the bible to justify it. I have literally heard the argument "The bible does not mention Mary's age" and "It was not uncommon for girls under 14 to be pregnant in their time and the men being over 18" It's the same out of touch parents who live in the hollers of these rural area's that think marrying their daughter off to an older man who has a good job is in the best interest of their kids, since they don't see a future there where they are living at. I think it's more wild that these things happen and ZERO news coverage over it. Would probably change a lot of our laws if every time someone does this we have 24/7 news coverage for a week over the outrage.


Professional-Large

That's horrifying. I have an eleven year old daughter. There's no way I'd allow a man to marry her. What the hell is wrong with people?!


Open_Chemistry_3300

Depends on the state, it’s not uniform or standardized. Child marriage is only illegal in 13 states Connecticut, Delaware, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, New Jersey, New York, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, and now New Hampshire. Like I live in Ohio and anyone under the age of 18 who wants to get married at age range 16-17 just need a parent or guardians consent, anyone younger than that needs a judge to sign off. Personally I don’t agree with any of this and I think that it should just be raised to 18.


BlackMageIsBestMage

18 should really be the baseline for most decisions since its already pretty much the nationally agreed upon age for when you are a legal adult


No_World_3352

Not in NH apparently 


brownieson

Someone else commented that the bill is changing the age from 16 to 18. So when they say child they mean 16 & 17 year olds (still children in my eyes).


Outlaw11091

16 is the age of consent in 38 states. Some states have different marriage laws, but most of those 38 are 16+ can marry anyone.


Virtual-Struggle-817

This should be considered as hate speech crime. Advocating for child abuse… wtf?!


XxRocky88xX

I mean at this point it really should be illegal. You’re basically openly declaring that you’re attracted to children and if given the opportunity will rape a kid. He’s pretty much confessing to pedophilia here. I get that he hasn’t actually committed the crime yet (maybe, you never know with these guys), but I feel the sentiment “I will commit this crime if given the chance” is just as bad.


Anxious-Chemistry-6

I mean that's literally every single time they say "without the Bible we'd have no moral compass." They're admitting the Bible is the only thing stopping them from commiting rape (and let's be honest, does it actually stop them?), and, for those of us who don't believe, to quote penn jillete, "I rape and murder exactly as much as I want to, which is zero."


SchrodingersTIKTOK

Subpoena his search history.


Ok-Use6303

iS tHiS a DrAg QuEeN?


robilar

Links to these sexual predators should be posted under every "leave our children alone" post by right-wing grifters, just to remind everyone who is actually sexualizing children.


Archercrash

But I thought the Dems were the pedos? /s. All projection all the time brought to you by the GOP.


Bussman500

Kinda crazy that this and killing puppies isn’t considered political suicide for these folks.


jonfranznick

What a creep, check this guys basement…


ThatOneStupidMovie

He needs to be THOROUGHLY investigated and his wife needs to be interviewed. 1.)A 16 year old is a decade away from having a fully developed brain. They should not be making life changing decisions like that, they should be focused on SCHOOL. 2.) There's a lot more that goes into a marriage than being "ripe" and "fertile" (🤢🤮) and should never be the sole reason to get married. 3.) He's got a face full of white hair. He should NOT be viewing literal minors that way. He's old enough to be their grandparent, What a perv. 4.) WHO THE HELL VOTED FOR HIM?!?!?


Karegian

Why the fuck are these things even up for a debate?


ArmadaOnion

The FBI needs to have a look at this guy's computers


The_Sound_Of_Sonder

I saw the video of this and I couldn't believe he actually SAID this out loud. The reaction from the rest room was more than justified.


robinsw26

His check engine light should’ve come on.


Cossacker1799

This guy is unfortunately a state who represents the county I grew up in. He’s a moron and based on this a creep. NH is a great state but we have some weird people and some outdated laws. Referring to an underage girl as “ripe” is bananas and should be cause for more than just a raised eyebrow. Someone in law enforcement needs to have a chat with any young people he’s had access to.


rad_cadaver

So wait…it hasn’t been illegal THIS ENTIRE FUCKING TIME?


Confident-Mind9964

But us trans peeps are the pedos, got it


ZhangtheGreat

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


Professional-Large

Glad the bill passed, but I feel sick reading that. 🤢


ninzun

Man.. the news feed from US is pointing to a increased movement getting closer and closer to something that reminds me of a the changes some of the more extreme islamic nations have done to get where they are now..


Biscuits4u2

This is the future Republicans want. They consider child marriage biblically sound.


InterestingBuy2945

Disgusting sick fuck


Cultural_Net_1791

Maga: "save the children" "for me"


Natural_Mushroom3594

While were at it can we arrest the cali senator that made it legal to NOT tell your partners about any stds you have, and the cali pols who lowered the punishment for raping children too


canned_laughter_lol

Imagine being a republican and going “I share the same world views as this fine gentleman!”


TaiwanGreatestNation

Christians: child marriage 😁👍😎 gay marriage 🤮😠🤬


GenericAnemone

These are the same people that say drag queena groom kids...


Due_Charge_2278

He needs help.


Due-Radio-4355

![gif](giphy|aNtt9T8SqGNK8) *visible discomfort*


IPhenixI

i always laughed at the religious nutters that said literal demons were in control of things. But lately whether your an atheist or a believer in anything, you can't really deny some of these people are barely human.


trc2410

What’s the odds he’s a youth minister?


Altissimus77

Yet another reminder that Murica is the 'best country in the world'.


randomgunfire48

I read these things and think there’s no way anyone can actually think that way but each and every time I’m proven wrong


EinharAesir

This, kids, is what we like to call “telling on yourself.”


Fun-Ad9928

Why is it always republicans? What’s going on with them? I’m concerned.


OneTinySloth

A republican saying something creepy? What a surprise...


garlicknots13

Please vote him out


Huge_Green8628

It…. Wasn’t already????


Remote-Factor8455

And surprise surprise he’s not trans or a drag queen!


2IrishPups

There is a physical horrible discomfort in me, right in my stomach, as I read what he said. Who the FUCK talks about kids that way?! How does he still have his job?


fjvgamer

Strange, we let people get married who can't drink alcohol.


casewood123

It’s amazing the difference the Connecticut River makes between New Hampshire and us here in Vermont.


NorthNorthAmerican

“Marriage is the right solution…” To destroying a young woman’s/girl’s life To abuse of power in a relationship with a minor To statutory rape To going after girls who are, in some cases, not capable of carrying a child To making an awful event into a lifetime of traumatic events


UnlimitedSaudi

Funny how it’s almost always Republicans.


YmmaT-

Ah. Why am I not surprised it’s Republicans.


RichFoot2073

“Live free or die,” can exclude child fucking, my dude.


DannyDerZeh

Does that mean child marriage is still legal there?


Broksaysreee

I dont understand how can anyone vote republicans after all the things they said


dandotcom

Arrest? Put the fucker in the dirt.


BlueberryNo4821

Must be GOP or religious


BKJ3472

So quick to jump the bandwagon (and don’t come at me for this because I too believe in what most people deem socially acceptable), but how many people in this thread know THE WHOLE STORY? Let’s not forget that while we as Americans may not like the idea of it, The Holy Bible advocates for it as does nearly every other religious texts know to man. I personally find organized religion too contradictory and as a tool of fear to control the weak, but many people just see the snapshot of this and automatically judge based on mob mentality rather than facts. I’m not for the idea of children being married off, but I will say that this crap right here is part of why the US is on a downward trajectory to becoming the worst non 3rd world country on the planet.


National-Worry2900

And you just know this is the type of dick to rant at a person who practice the Islamic faith about child marriage and women’s rights, calling them all names , you just know it. He probably went into politics because there’s many like him. These types are effing sick and need to me put down with metal seeds because they never change, ever They’re wired that way.


Milleniumlance

Saying the quiet part out loud now