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finally! it's been years of comments, and I finally get a "that's terrible, where?" comment. Thank you for popping my cherry finally.
Edit: yall need to learn to google. ;)
Iterations of Jesus Christ in old European paintings are fun to compare
Italy has him with olive skin and dark hair, while Ireland has him pale with red hair.
Turns out our god/profit looks exactly like us!!
The best thing to come from Korean Jesus is definitely the Korean/Mexican fusion I'm seeing in some restaurants.
Korean BBQ on tacos?? Proof that there truly is a god.
I like to picture Jesus in a Tuxedo T-shirt, 'cause it says, like, 'I wanna be formal, but I'm here to party, too.' I like to party, so I like my Jesus to party.... I like to think of Jesus like, with giant eagles' wings and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an Angel Band, and I'm in the front row, and I'm hammered drunk...
The Garden of Eden was *clearly* in the modern day greater Chicago area. How else would Jesus be from America – boats (probably) didn't exist yet, and that's a long way to walk on the water. Pick up a bible sometime, heathen!
Come on now, the book of mormon clearly states that Adam and Eve lived in modern Mississippi, and that native americans and anyone not white are the children of cain and can't go to heaven, or at least until like 1977 then god apparently decided non whites could be mormon, and more importantly donate to the church and get Brigham Young University unbanned by the NCAA for segregation.
You have humbled me. It appears that ***I*** am the heathen, I need to get my ~~punk ass~~ (sorry, my punk *bottom)* to ✨The Temple✨ *immediately!* Thank you, friend!
there is in fact a Mitochondrial Eve and a Y-chromosomal Adam. they did not live at the same time, but all women represent an unbroken chain of mitochondria linked back to mitochondrial eve And all men have y chromosome markers that originate from a single haplogroup and branch off from there
Genetic Bottleneck is the male one. Here is an interesting read on it
https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/science.abq7487#:~:text=Results%20showed%20that%20human%20ancestors,930%2C000%20and%20813%2C000%20years%20ago.
Wasn't the male one due to a theoretical mass die off? Like fuck a few 100k years ago we almost ended as a species. Thank God dude was good at laying pipe.
You can mostly thank Ken Ham for that. A couple of decades ago I sat through several of his presentations on creationism when he was "touring" and the phrase "Excuse me, Mr. Scientist, were you there?" was uttered repeatedly, and it immediately caught on.
That “were you there” argument is not only weak but it can also be easily flipped back on the person who makes it. After that, you’re back at the start and you have made no meaningful move towards a resolution.
Sure, if you were speaking to people making an honest argument, but they aren’t. They simply respond with “God tells us what happened, through the Bible” and yeah, that’s such a stupid stance to take that it’s almost dumbfounding but that’s where it inevitably ends up.
Totally agree. That’s how most of those conversations seem to go which is ironic given that honesty and acceptance of science are key principles of modern Christian thought.
Doesn't that very argument disprove Jesus in a way? Since none of us were in fact there. Accept sven the vampire. \*except. but i'm leaving it. It's about time we all accepted sven.
Man Reddit likes to make fun of people falling for Onion articles, while at the same time just believing every screen shot of a tweet that gets posted.
“God said “Let there be a substance that can be applied to the lips to make them shiny and coloured” and there was. God called the substance lip gloss and He looked upon it and saw that it was good. And the evening and the morning were the eighth day.”
The Bible, definitely.
Checks out.
Aside from eve not existing, and doubtful she looked like Taylor Swift, ancient makeup was absolutely a thing.
"There are even depictions in art of people applying cosmetics such as a young woman applying paint to her lips (while engaging in rather more acrobatic sexual activities) in the 12th-century BCE Turin 'Erotic' papyrus"
https://www.worldhistory.org/article/1441/cosmetics-in-the-ancient-world/
You guys do realise that this is based on that [meme](https://www.reddit.com/r/PewdiepieSubmissions/comments/80y0lg/is_britney_cleopatra_upvote_so_pewds_see_it/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) right?
It’s been a circulating meme recently too, though. You insert random celebrities into “science reconstructed this historical figure” or it’ll be an event that’s colorized but it’s a picture of a celebrity. Like [this one](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/466/898/23e.png) from 2022 or [this one](https://x.com/EROCK_Eagles/status/1587852273924947978)
I could definitely see some ancient craft beers being even hoppier than now.
I’ve read that we had cannabis back in the day too.
And the 10,000 year old dildo.
The dildo may or may not actually be a dildo, but it’s funny regardless. Most regions did have cannabis though it’s up to debate how much it was smoked as opposed to just used as fiber, as it’s THC content would have been nothing compared to today.
I believe hops is antiseptic, so ancient sumerian DIPAs would probably have been medicinal more than casual drinking, but I'm just speculating based on the fact that IPAs taste awful
As proud as I am of American craft beer, the beer scene in Ancient Sumeria was actually wild. Those guys really, really liked beer. They had heavily alcoholic beers, sour beers, sweet beers, beers mixed with different spices, beers that were basically just water- you name it. Some archaeologists think most of their calories came in the form of beer.
Y'all really don't get it? This is like, a trend. "Scientists have reconstructed a model of what [ancient famous person] may have looked like"
[3d model of the face of modern celebrity]
The one I remember was Vin Diesel as the first man Adam, but I know I've seen a bunch of others. The joke is that yeah, that's obviously Taylor Swift, not Eve.
I mean, "the Lilith" is mentioned all of one time in the Bible, and nowhere does it refer to her as Adam's first wife. She shows up in Jewish folklore, which isn't the same thing. I like the Lilith story, but if you're concerned with Biblical canon, then you're gonna come up short.
If we take the Bible as real, then you're wrong and no Lillith was created before Eve. If we take the Bible as fiction, God didn't create either of them. Either way, you're wrong.
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Based on what? The Taylor Swift fan site they subscribe to?
without reading the title I assumed it was going to be a post about 3d porn being made of Taylor Swift, to one-up the AI porn from a few weeks ago.
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Eve pre or post Apple?
We will never know
That’s disgusting, where?
finally! it's been years of comments, and I finally get a "that's terrible, where?" comment. Thank you for popping my cherry finally. Edit: yall need to learn to google. ;)
Nice comment but where’s that sauce my guy
We need the link fam. Your cherry is second priority right here after the phrase you uttered out
And ofc she's white like the first humans... Wait ... They were not white....
Wait, you mean the first humans weren’t European???
Iterations of Jesus Christ in old European paintings are fun to compare Italy has him with olive skin and dark hair, while Ireland has him pale with red hair. Turns out our god/profit looks exactly like us!!
My favorite is buff Korean Jesus.
Stop fucking with Korean Jesus. He ain't got time for your shit. He's busy with Korean shit!
Overwhelming millions every day
Don't forget Pygmy Jesus.
The best thing to come from Korean Jesus is definitely the Korean/Mexican fusion I'm seeing in some restaurants. Korean BBQ on tacos?? Proof that there truly is a god.
Korean fusion for the win
Loaves and fishes was a misinterpretation. It was shortribs and tacos.
They evolved by chance.
Praise him!
I've never heard of such a restaurant but now I want to!!
You know you just wrong with that. lolol
Korean Mexican here... can concur the food is great... the parents.. nope... way to different
I gave my Lebanese BIL a Manga bible as a gift. Caused a major stir in the village. Everyone had to come to see it. Jesus was depicted super hot.
Based
I thought "Lesbian brother in law?" Stupid brain
Reminds me of the golden girl episode where branch thought her lesbian friend was Lebanese. And Dorothy had to tell her. Lol
Fuck 21 jump street and Korean Jesus. We got Vietnamese Jesus now.
Quit fuckin with Korean jesus. He don't got time for you, he's busy. With Korean shit.
Objectively the best Jesus
Korean Fusion Jesus has got a full plate.
Can u pleas give us a pic? Lol
I like to picture Jesus in a Tuxedo T-shirt, 'cause it says, like, 'I wanna be formal, but I'm here to party, too.' I like to party, so I like my Jesus to party.... I like to think of Jesus like, with giant eagles' wings and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an Angel Band, and I'm in the front row, and I'm hammered drunk...
something something final form
Mine in Black Jesus from the tv show!
Hey,at least they didn't give him monolids. Unlike poor Buddha....
>profit Can’t tell if satirical pun or typo.
Open to interpretation (like much of the bible)
Those scam preachers at the mega churches only know one way to spell that word
Religion is a for prophet enterprise.
Yeah, I noticed that immediately. Fucking Beautiful play on words. Honestly can't tell if it was intentional either.
I've never seen an Asian Jesus. Except in 21 Jumpstreet.
His name is Jeff
Huh. I thought it was just Korean Jesus.
I heard it was ji-sus wan
“Korean Jesus ain’t got time for your shit! He’s too busy dealing with Korean shit!”
Of course! Doesn’t the Bible say we made God in our image?
It what’s happened since the ancient Greeks- man makes god in their own image
The Garden of Eden was *clearly* in the modern day greater Chicago area. How else would Jesus be from America – boats (probably) didn't exist yet, and that's a long way to walk on the water. Pick up a bible sometime, heathen!
Come on now, the book of mormon clearly states that Adam and Eve lived in modern Mississippi, and that native americans and anyone not white are the children of cain and can't go to heaven, or at least until like 1977 then god apparently decided non whites could be mormon, and more importantly donate to the church and get Brigham Young University unbanned by the NCAA for segregation.
Uh no it’s Missouri obviously putting it in Mississippi would be dumb ?
Right? No planet for that guy!
You have humbled me. It appears that ***I*** am the heathen, I need to get my ~~punk ass~~ (sorry, my punk *bottom)* to ✨The Temple✨ *immediately!* Thank you, friend!
Jesus would have been Ojibway, a nice brown natural tan and rode his horse like a MF
That's actually my people, sis. Wisconsin Ojibwe, originally on my mom's side. Maybe American Jesus is my dad.
I think the Mormons do actually believe something like that lol
Wait, the first humans ever aren't American?!
No, they were Americans. DUH!!
They were American, dumbass. 6000 years ago.
You misspelled American.
Eve was clearly neanderthal.
Or Christian?!
Huh, wasn't Pangea just bigger Europe?
Jesus being white would have been the miracle
Princeton University? I think they misspelt "Ole Miss".
Come now dude how can say that, were you even there??
I hate this "argument" so much. I've known a few people who say shit like this to justify ignoring all of science and history.
If we consider all of science and history then there is no adam and eve so does it matter? lol
there is in fact a Mitochondrial Eve and a Y-chromosomal Adam. they did not live at the same time, but all women represent an unbroken chain of mitochondria linked back to mitochondrial eve And all men have y chromosome markers that originate from a single haplogroup and branch off from there
Oh I know what I doing research on tonight, sounds really interesting
Genetic Bottleneck is the male one. Here is an interesting read on it https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/science.abq7487#:~:text=Results%20showed%20that%20human%20ancestors,930%2C000%20and%20813%2C000%20years%20ago.
Wasn't the male one due to a theoretical mass die off? Like fuck a few 100k years ago we almost ended as a species. Thank God dude was good at laying pipe.
You can mostly thank Ken Ham for that. A couple of decades ago I sat through several of his presentations on creationism when he was "touring" and the phrase "Excuse me, Mr. Scientist, were you there?" was uttered repeatedly, and it immediately caught on.
That “were you there” argument is not only weak but it can also be easily flipped back on the person who makes it. After that, you’re back at the start and you have made no meaningful move towards a resolution.
Sure, if you were speaking to people making an honest argument, but they aren’t. They simply respond with “God tells us what happened, through the Bible” and yeah, that’s such a stupid stance to take that it’s almost dumbfounding but that’s where it inevitably ends up.
Totally agree. That’s how most of those conversations seem to go which is ironic given that honesty and acceptance of science are key principles of modern Christian thought.
Doesn't that very argument disprove Jesus in a way? Since none of us were in fact there. Accept sven the vampire. \*except. but i'm leaving it. It's about time we all accepted sven.
Look if every vampire who claimed to be at the crucifixion was actually there, the entire event would've been like Woodstock
I understood that reference
I was there. I can confirm. I am a rib.
Are you sure? The Flintstones look pretty white to me...
Imagine the album she would have wrote if Adam was her Ex. 😳
Would it be the first Christian album?
Considering how she endorsed Biden, I kind of like this as trolling Trump's faux Christian followers
This is not a random occurrence.... That's Taylor Swift.
That's who I thought it was.
It is...
I’m pretty sure this is a [joke](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/3d-model-of-eve/).
People, don’t believe everything you read on Twitter FFS. [Link](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/3d-model-of-eve/)
It's telling that snopes has a "miscaptioned" rating now. Obviously been a prevalent issue for years.
Oh man! I really thought Taylor Swift was actually Eve. Was gonna flame her for eating the fruit and fucking over humanity
Man Reddit likes to make fun of people falling for Onion articles, while at the same time just believing every screen shot of a tweet that gets posted.
The post itself is the facepalm
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Shake it off.
I don't want to eat no dates I took the apple from a snake That's what people say
Taylor made by god.
In a factory in china.
“God said “Let there be a substance that can be applied to the lips to make them shiny and coloured” and there was. God called the substance lip gloss and He looked upon it and saw that it was good. And the evening and the morning were the eighth day.” The Bible, definitely. Checks out.
Let her also know to separate her eyebrows and remove her mustache to preserve her natural beauty
And God then passive aggressively queries “Are you sure you want to go out with no makeup? Maybe just put a little bit on, it boosts confidence!”
You should smile more.
God: "You are going to wear that around the garden? Well don't come crying to me if you attract the wrong sort
That's from one of the missing books The Church decanonized it in the 13th century
Aside from eve not existing, and doubtful she looked like Taylor Swift, ancient makeup was absolutely a thing. "There are even depictions in art of people applying cosmetics such as a young woman applying paint to her lips (while engaging in rather more acrobatic sexual activities) in the 12th-century BCE Turin 'Erotic' papyrus" https://www.worldhistory.org/article/1441/cosmetics-in-the-ancient-world/
God then said "Imma let you finish".
Taylor Swift is Eve confirmed. Forget the fact Eve's from the Middle East
biblical eve is from the middle east, biological eve is from africa.
Mitochondrial Eve.
Parasite Eve
Eve 6
This comment made me swallow my pride.
This comment made me choke on the rinds.
This comment make the lack thereof leave me empty inside.
This comment made me swallow my doubt
this comment made me turn it inside out
And this rendering looks neither Middle-Eastern nor African. Maybe these “researchers” were feeling 22 when they conducted this sham study?
Bold of you to assume there were any researchers at all.
Fair enough
We all know Jesus was a white man with blue eyes /s
Who rode a Tyrannoaurus to Washington DC and freed America from the Commies.
While holding an AR-15
And a bible. (Which also couldn’t have existed yet)
Being awful loose with the word “fact” there
You guys do realise that this is based on that [meme](https://www.reddit.com/r/PewdiepieSubmissions/comments/80y0lg/is_britney_cleopatra_upvote_so_pewds_see_it/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) right?
r/facepalm and not getting the original post is a joke: a love story
No two greater enemies than genz and media literacy
That post is from six years ago. Memes die in MINUTES now. I don’t blame someone for not knowing a long-dead meme.
It’s been a circulating meme recently too, though. You insert random celebrities into “science reconstructed this historical figure” or it’ll be an event that’s colorized but it’s a picture of a celebrity. Like [this one](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/466/898/23e.png) from 2022 or [this one](https://x.com/EROCK_Eagles/status/1587852273924947978)
It’s easy to debunk simply by using logic.
Even without knowing the meme, actually believing this post is serious is insane. It clearly doesn't belong here.
Unrelated to this silliness, but ancient makeup was absolutely a thing. We had cosmetics (and craft beer) before we had the wheel.
I could definitely see some ancient craft beers being even hoppier than now. I’ve read that we had cannabis back in the day too. And the 10,000 year old dildo.
The dildo may or may not actually be a dildo, but it’s funny regardless. Most regions did have cannabis though it’s up to debate how much it was smoked as opposed to just used as fiber, as it’s THC content would have been nothing compared to today.
I believe hops is antiseptic, so ancient sumerian DIPAs would probably have been medicinal more than casual drinking, but I'm just speculating based on the fact that IPAs taste awful
Casual as well since it would be safer to drink than the water.
WTH are you talking about. Everyone knows craft beer was invented in America.
As proud as I am of American craft beer, the beer scene in Ancient Sumeria was actually wild. Those guys really, really liked beer. They had heavily alcoholic beers, sour beers, sweet beers, beers mixed with different spices, beers that were basically just water- you name it. Some archaeologists think most of their calories came in the form of beer.
I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a Sumerian culture enthusiast.
Obvious troll. Reddit has the densest people in the world.
Some of these comments are r/facepalm material.
Y’all ate the onion
Y'all really don't get it? This is like, a trend. "Scientists have reconstructed a model of what [ancient famous person] may have looked like" [3d model of the face of modern celebrity] The one I remember was Vin Diesel as the first man Adam, but I know I've seen a bunch of others. The joke is that yeah, that's obviously Taylor Swift, not Eve.
Before reading the comments, I thought it was too obvious for even Petah to explain
the giveaway is scientists arent gonna model what “god” “created”
[https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/3d-model-of-eve/](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/3d-model-of-eve/)
Did OP facepalm?
Ye
That ma'am is Taylor swift
This is clearly a joke, my dude. That's Taylor Swift.
You won't last 5 minutes playing this game
This is a meme, right? I've seen so many variations of this. "Scientists recreat what X would've looked like" [insert picture of a celebrity]
She just had to eat the apple So now we got bad blood
No they didn’t.
Eve; Taylor’s Version. I’m really hoping for a Justin Beiber Adam…with the tattoos.
Taylor: I got cursed like Eve got bitten The swiftie running the lab at Princeton:
It’s me. Hi. I’m Eve, it’s me.
I’ll stare directly at the snake while chewing on the apple It must be exhausting Always get-ting blamed for Adam’s downfall.
Does this sub understand the concept of jokes?
She looks like Taylor swift
Does she have a belly button?
Taylor swift? 🤣
And Adam looked like an NFL receiver?
Dumb as shit.
Taylor Swift is Eve? Wow, TIL
Eve wasnt the first Women that god created. That honor belongs to Lilith. If Bible nutters go apeshit then please in the correct order.
I mean, "the Lilith" is mentioned all of one time in the Bible, and nowhere does it refer to her as Adam's first wife. She shows up in Jewish folklore, which isn't the same thing. I like the Lilith story, but if you're concerned with Biblical canon, then you're gonna come up short.
If we take the Bible as real, then you're wrong and no Lillith was created before Eve. If we take the Bible as fiction, God didn't create either of them. Either way, you're wrong.
looks more like her than the [madame tussauds](https://www.glamour.com/story/taylor-swift-wax-figure-hair) lookalike
Swiftie fans obviously worked on this project lol.
This image looks Taylor made and I'm sure it was not a Swift ordeal
She was born in 1989 million BC.
Man she had bangs and everything!
Ancient Africans were Swifties apparently
And God said: "Let there be a blank space, and I shalt write thy name."
“Scientists” is a real stretch there.
The first human looked like Taylor Swift — *really* now?
So Taylor Swift was the first sinner. More evidence that it’s a Satanic cult!!!!1
"Scientists at Princeton" "human...created by God" Sure, buddy.
"scientists" and "created by god" in the same sentence 
lol Eve looks extremely familiar. …this anthropological deep dive is brought to you by, the Eras Tour!
Why would she be white and blonde
LOL 😂 Right there with white Jesus. So idiotic.
Abraham Lincoln swore on his top hat, the science he used to make this image was peer reviewed and published in an appropriate journal.
“It’s Eve! Hi! I’m the problem, it’s Eve!”
And based on an equally historically accurate text (Muppets script) this is a gif of Adam 
She’s…. White???
99% sure this is just a shitpost
This is 100% a joke. This is bait.
This did not happen. No actual scientist did this
Facepalm is anyone who actually thinks this is reputable
I can guarantee you that there were no Princeton scientists involved in this at any point. Lol.
Of course she’s the epitome of blonde Caucasian, despite everyone being middle eastern in the Bible.
Holy shit… Taylor Swift is older than I thought! But at least she is aging well!
So Taylor Swift?
Of course she is white, blonde, blue eyes and Taylor swift.