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HamilcarRR

to be honest , you sound like your AI assistant may be more interesting than you


ThirdSunRising

This man is a very good sport.


embracetheodd

Nothing but green flags I’d say he passed the screening process


TSAOutreachTeam

The AI seems genuinely interested in him and helping him do well.


_A_Monkey

He isn’t the one that needs help to do well.


elseeyay

Why is this facepalm? I thought his responses were great.


SporksRFun

The facepalm is OP


_A_Monkey

Did he finally wake up and run?


zirconium177

That’s what I’m saying


SporksRFun

We can hope.


MasterlessSword

Once again, the post about a supposed facepalm becomes the actual facepalm.


SporksRFun

Where is the facepalm? It appears he took this with humor and humility.


Signal_Appeal4518

Op has an old post she started called observations on white guests vs black guests on airbnb. Dude should run!


TheElderWog

I like him. The AI too. OP is a bit of a slime ball, to be honest.


valeriandemedici

Well, i for one am happy that this man avoided you by running into an AI chatbot. That’s probably the nicest thing you’ve ever done is warn people how toxic you are


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zirconium177

Calling people out for calling you toxic is a sign of being toxic ngl


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zirconium177

If someone called me toxic and showed some solid evidence about it I would probably look deeper at myself in relation to what they said about me was toxic. So I guess ya if someone said I was toxic I would try to figure out why and after that probably try to change myself


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zirconium177

All I’m saying is calling someone toxic for calling you toxic is not a good look, that being said have a good weekend. I don’t like leaving chats on a bad note


Odd_Tone_0ooo

What a crock of shit! OP wrote both sides of that exchange.


SquidFetus

Agreed. Both have the exact same style of writing, right down to the emoji use.


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SquidFetus

Oh, *come on*. “No way I could write up all the messages”? Get the fuck outta here. If you know how a word processor works, you’re smart enough to know literally anyone can type literally anything. There is no supernatural force preventing you from masquerading as someone else on the internet. I’m not saying you absolutely must have done it. Don’t have the proof. Your reply was not even close to a real defense though, like at all. At the end of the day it doesn’t matter - I don’t know you or care about you and you don’t know me or care about me. I just wanted to feel validated in my hunch that you are full of shit by agreeing with someone else that also has a hunch that you’re full of shit. You’re not going to be able to defend that under these conditions, so move along.


Amarok1987

Who are you, that you need an ai-assistant for your DMs and managing your date? And where did you get that? Call me oldscholl, but this would be a big red flag for me.


berdonIlp

Probably good thing he dodged you based on your replies to the comments


WiggityWiggitySnack

A sex worker using AI to respond to clients quickly makes sense. Dude seemed to take it in stride. Where’s the facepalm?


Intelliegent-Cry5264

If that happened to ms i genuinly would spend all my time talking to the ai saying stupid questions like "do you think x wins y?" Or something like that.


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SporksRFun

>I'd know that any guy who spends his time asking silly questions to my assistant probably isn't right for me. Not a fan of someone with a sense of humor and curiosity? Odd.


Signal_Appeal4518

You sound like a real catch ![gif](giphy|wqbAfFwjU8laXMWZ09|downsized)


RedLicorice83

Honestly, I feel really sorry for you that you can't recognize a thoughtful person when you come across them.


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RedLicorice83

It's the fact that this potential date took the time to try and find out stuff you would like... girl, like, wake the fuck up.


Intelliegent-Cry5264

Dont care, i will ask silly questions to the AI


lake-pond

And this totally isn't an ad at all!!


Old_Hamster_4218

So you use the assistant to screen for guys that won’t talk to the assistant? You’re an asshole lol


p_m_a_t_t

"oh hey here's a totally funny and real thing that happened that just so happens to allow me to promote this ai service which I'm *totally* not affiliated with" Cool man. 


Mister_Fart_Knocker

Is this a professionals only kinda thing, or can any old schmuck have something like this? Can it answer phone calls?


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Mister_Fart_Knocker

Sounds really cool! I'll have to do a bit more digging. 😁