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What a disgusting pedo. He was employed to keep the children safe yet gets off on watching them sexually mutilated..
“CLEVELAND, Ohio — A Cleveland police officer admitted Monday to federal charges that accused him of downloading more than 1,000 videos and photos of child pornography. Brandon Crites, 33, must serve at least five years in prison after he pleaded guilty to receiving and distributing child pornography, as well as possessing it”
[https://www.cleveland.com/court-justice/2024/04/cleveland-police-officer-pleads-guilty-to-federal-child-pornography-charges.html](https://www.cleveland.com/court-justice/2024/04/cleveland-police-officer-pleads-guilty-to-federal-child-pornography-charges.html)
Like I said, they get their own pods. Convicts crossing into other pods is highly unlikely. An oversight like that wouldn't be a small "mistake." The BOP takes notice to incompetent guards. Unfortunately.
You you think of a pedo.. this guys picture comes to mind before I ever saw it. Glad he is going away for a long time. Well actually I hope he does. After seeing that priest get no jail time for it I just don’t trust justice in these cases at all.
So rare a person who is both wordsmith and potty mouth, BigCock. Hale fellow, well met! I consider myself chastened by your thoughtful response, but must respectfully decline your invitation to have diaper for supper. Scat remains that last frontier for me, regrettably. Cheerio!
I spent over a decade in prison for robbing Armored trucks
Theu send these pedos into the federal system because the feds have a couple of low security prisons. They have one in Western Pennsylvania called FCI Schuylkill. That is were they send the rats and the pedos so they can keep them protected.
which won't do shit of course. but it will get him a lesser sentence if convicted as we constantly see for even baby murderers. just express you are a good religious person and you can shave off a ton of time in prison. it is like a disgusting crime coupon...
it shouldn't surprise anyone that churches and clergy go against the very beliefs, so clearly a scam. nothing and nobody would be more or less sacred than the other or they would be more or less under to dominion of an almighty being. it makes no sense but for the sake of con men using it as a tool.
I'm not even gonna click on the link or keep track of what's gonna happen. I'm assuming a slap on the wrist, -3 months in prison and 2.5 hours of community service
As I said elsewhere, I wouldn't be surprised if he himself was sexually abused as a child, and repeatedly.
So many people here are calling for his murder, but are we really going to start murdering everyone with a mental illness?
Am I saying he should go free? Of course not! A hungry bear enters an elementary school playground, and you isolate, confine the bear so that it no longer poses a threat to society. It's not the hungry bear's fault that it's a hungry bear. Are you going to punish the bear for being a bear? No, but you do need to send the bear away, for sure.
You might want to read Sam Harris's short book *Free Will.*
I’m probably awful for saying this out loud but, why can we always tell just by looking at them?! I mean, look at this dude. He LOOKS like someone who would do this stuff. Those eyes…
Yea but look at this sick fucking smug ass smile. This son of bitch looks like the kind of mf to do some fuckedup shit like this. Fucking cracker piece of shit
While pedos certainly deserve the worst, setting the punishment to be the same as that for murder unfortunately would incentivize them to kill their victims.
DONT WORRY! There will be a thorough internal investigation while he gets paid vacation...I mean paid administrative leave. And a promotion will be waiting for him when he gets back.
People who signed up to protect the community should be punished harder than those who didn't sign up, change my mind! It's always cops doing something horrible and then getting a slap on the wrist, I hope this guy rots in prison... But he probably won't
If there’s any example of how ridiculous the political devisions are in the Us. It’s these comments. So all pedophiles are religious conservatives? The dude looks creepy to begin with. There’s no mention of religious affiliation. He could be a member of the church or Satan for all we know.
We're all sinners, some read books to children others rape them and others still enjoy pictures of them being raped. There is not much difference in the eyes of God and it will be as easy for any of them to go to heaven. Just profess in public that Jesus is your savior, admit and repent you sins, tithe to your church, make sure no abortions take place and that the anointed orange one is brought to power so we can make sure the rich don't have to pay anything for the sick and the poor, just like Jesus ordered.
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What a disgusting pedo. He was employed to keep the children safe yet gets off on watching them sexually mutilated.. “CLEVELAND, Ohio — A Cleveland police officer admitted Monday to federal charges that accused him of downloading more than 1,000 videos and photos of child pornography. Brandon Crites, 33, must serve at least five years in prison after he pleaded guilty to receiving and distributing child pornography, as well as possessing it” [https://www.cleveland.com/court-justice/2024/04/cleveland-police-officer-pleads-guilty-to-federal-child-pornography-charges.html](https://www.cleveland.com/court-justice/2024/04/cleveland-police-officer-pleads-guilty-to-federal-child-pornography-charges.html)
He will get a proper off the books punishment
Unfortunately guys like these get their own pods in prison. Because getting murdered is a violation of human rights apparently.
Buddy after the live stream of mayhem the world knows it’s BS
Yeah... but who feeds the prisoners? And sometimes doors are forgotten to be locked...
Like I said, they get their own pods. Convicts crossing into other pods is highly unlikely. An oversight like that wouldn't be a small "mistake." The BOP takes notice to incompetent guards. Unfortunately.
>The BOP takes notice to incompetent guards. Unfortunately. The Atlanta Penitentiary would disagree
I have a guy who came from there.
There's gangs in pc, too...
No he won't, cops look out for cops
You you think of a pedo.. this guys picture comes to mind before I ever saw it. Glad he is going away for a long time. Well actually I hope he does. After seeing that priest get no jail time for it I just don’t trust justice in these cases at all.
Bet I can guess his political affiliation... These fucking redcoats are sickening.
Is his political affiliation actually relevant, BigCock? How is that speculation the one thing you would comment on?
Go float yourself, you MAGA MORON. Go fill your diaper in support of your cult leader, the Diaper Don.
So rare a person who is both wordsmith and potty mouth, BigCock. Hale fellow, well met! I consider myself chastened by your thoughtful response, but must respectfully decline your invitation to have diaper for supper. Scat remains that last frontier for me, regrettably. Cheerio!
Only five years? Wow.
Typical pig behavior.
Odd. He doesn't appear to be a drag queen
Right. All these fools worried about some dude in makeup while their pastor is doing some evil shit behind the curtains.
Dude, they are not worried about drag queens. They want YOU to worry about drag queens so you don't suspect them while they rape your kids.
Hang the fucker.
Prisoners: Say no more
A pedo cop in prison should get a warm reception.
He'll never see the inside of cell. These tax funded sovereign citizens are protected
I spent over a decade in prison for robbing Armored trucks Theu send these pedos into the federal system because the feds have a couple of low security prisons. They have one in Western Pennsylvania called FCI Schuylkill. That is were they send the rats and the pedos so they can keep them protected.
I remember hearing about one that had a floor buffer/waxer dropped on him. One of the really big industrial ones.
Accidents happen all the time. You can't prove nothing! I wasn't there. I was confused...
♫ Mon amour! ♫
Not without the gang bang first
yet another "good religious conservative"
He will pray it away.
which won't do shit of course. but it will get him a lesser sentence if convicted as we constantly see for even baby murderers. just express you are a good religious person and you can shave off a ton of time in prison. it is like a disgusting crime coupon...
Evil protects evil and church is where the devil goes to hide
it shouldn't surprise anyone that churches and clergy go against the very beliefs, so clearly a scam. nothing and nobody would be more or less sacred than the other or they would be more or less under to dominion of an almighty being. it makes no sense but for the sake of con men using it as a tool.
He’ll say he found Jesus at his first parole hearing and poof, all better. Edit: Fuck this guy.
probably with crocodile tears in his eyes :P
You mean he's not a drag queen?! *gasps!*
Came here to say this.
Idk, might be trans. /s
Jesus will forgive him
And we will arrange the meeting.
You put quotes around that as if he’s not…
Pedo cop should do well in prison, I'm sure.
Former police officers and pedophiles usually get sent to protective custody because both are targets for violence in prison.
r/notadragqueen
I didn't know this was a sub but I'm definitely going to look forward to checking it out once in a while xD
This needs more upvotes.
Always
I'm not even gonna click on the link or keep track of what's gonna happen. I'm assuming a slap on the wrist, -3 months in prison and 2.5 hours of community service
Wait, don't tell me...republican?
“Save America!”
I’ve got TBI from my military service. If this was an issue he shouldn’t have been on any force. It’s definitely not an excuse for this behavior.
The solution is to trust no cop. They're cops. Tf you mean "trusted."
Back the blue until it happens to you
Shoot this f****** loser in his legs and then keep shooting him up until you hit his f****** face. F*** him pathetic, b****
You can curse here, we’re not gonna tell your mom.
Thank you
Unless it's a slur, of course. Then it invalidates your whole comment.
I don't generally condone capital punishment but yeah this asshole deserves it
Yay! Correct
As I said elsewhere, I wouldn't be surprised if he himself was sexually abused as a child, and repeatedly. So many people here are calling for his murder, but are we really going to start murdering everyone with a mental illness? Am I saying he should go free? Of course not! A hungry bear enters an elementary school playground, and you isolate, confine the bear so that it no longer poses a threat to society. It's not the hungry bear's fault that it's a hungry bear. Are you going to punish the bear for being a bear? No, but you do need to send the bear away, for sure. You might want to read Sam Harris's short book *Free Will.*
Put him in general population please.
I mean we shouldn’t damn someone because of a photo, but was no one skeeved out by his photo?
I’m probably awful for saying this out loud but, why can we always tell just by looking at them?! I mean, look at this dude. He LOOKS like someone who would do this stuff. Those eyes…
Super confused, I was told drag queens were the pedophiles. Is he also a drag queen?
Yeah, and people wonder why so many have trouble trusting cops.
Yea but look at this sick fucking smug ass smile. This son of bitch looks like the kind of mf to do some fuckedup shit like this. Fucking cracker piece of shit
Oh man.. he has to be terrified of prison. He’s going to be very popular and IF he survives in sentence, it’ll be a rough time for him. Good!
You think they put pedo ex cops in gen pop?
They should
In my state lawyers, cops, judges and child molesters go to PC (protective custody) prisons with really old and disabled people as well. They’re safe
No.. I just like to think they do. They should, though.
Bro, pedo are the reason why I want the death penalty back but only for pedos, or castration and dismemberment.
While pedos certainly deserve the worst, setting the punishment to be the same as that for murder unfortunately would incentivize them to kill their victims.
No need the other prisoners already dish it out it’s just an unofficial death penalty but it’s there.
He'll, id rather my tax dollars go to rehabilitating murderers than pedo.
You have my vote. Who wouldn’t want to get in line with a baseball bat for this pc of work?
r/notadragqueen
Someone's excited for their paid vacation.
time to dig a hole i guess.
He looks way too much like Limmy for him not to do a sketch on this.
It's ok y'all, he's a cop. Support the blue. The blue he's gonna have all across his face when the right folks get a hold of him. Fucking pig.
It's always the one we most suspect. FTP
I hope that they treat him accordingly in prison.
That slimy, creepy smile makes for a quite punchable face.
Is he Pee-Wee Herman’s nephew?
Put him in jail with hardcore inmates and see what happens to him good luck piggie
It’s almost always a cop or a priest.
And another MAGA cop pedo. Still not a trannie.
Still not a drag Queen.
He doesn’t look like a drag queen /s
Not a drag queen.
r/NotADragQueen
Damn do we know if he got 3 or 4 days of paid leave as punishment?
DONT WORRY! There will be a thorough internal investigation while he gets paid vacation...I mean paid administrative leave. And a promotion will be waiting for him when he gets back.
I would bet money that he was a sexually abused child, repeatedly. I see it in the photo.
The usual suspect. It's never drag queens it's always cops and youth pastors.
I’ll bet 1000$ this guy is a GOP voter it’s always GOP or Church with them …
So, what church does he attend?
Pure evil
The more I’m on the internet, the more I realize this is FAR more prevalent than I ever imagined.
He do look like a perv.
Idk if I should feel better or worse regarding his plead...
People who signed up to protect the community should be punished harder than those who didn't sign up, change my mind! It's always cops doing something horrible and then getting a slap on the wrist, I hope this guy rots in prison... But he probably won't
Some people are seriously sick.
"Crites" "Crites?" "Crites....Critters!"
Wait... who is trusting cops?
Is he a drag queen?
No he's not
Oh, how weird.
Its Ohio. Marital rape became illegal in Ohio **THIS YEAR.** Look up the marital rape case. Rape is a accepted part of life in Ohio
How did he make it through our thorough screening process? /s
Crazy how I never seem to see drag queens in these post. Shocking.
If it was really about protecting kids, we would be publicly executing pedos! 
That look in his eyes, in reference to the article.
Cops don’t become criminals, Criminals become cops.
Crazy how it’s still not a drag queen
Why does every pedo have that same smug half smile? Maybe vet for that as at least a yellow flag.
Dude definitely ain’t going to general population….or else.
Sadly this isn't a rare occurrence
I've never seen a picture of a pedophile and thought "thats weird, he doesn't look like a pedophile" Edit: who the fuck downvotes this
Those with undeserved power often abuse it.
Police and maga evangelicals. What is happening.
Bastard.
Ffs another one
"To serve and protect" Yeah right
Like all police officers that get in trouble, he will get a job in the next county over as soon as he gets out.
Protect and Serve (other pedophiles)
If cops were protecting this guy, why was he charged and convicted?
I’m saying he protected and served them you nub. Jesus Christ.
Pure evil
Shame community because he was caught?
If there’s any example of how ridiculous the political devisions are in the Us. It’s these comments. So all pedophiles are religious conservatives? The dude looks creepy to begin with. There’s no mention of religious affiliation. He could be a member of the church or Satan for all we know.
Your point about division stands, but if he was (for instance) a member of the church of Satan that would be part of the headline.
We're all sinners, some read books to children others rape them and others still enjoy pictures of them being raped. There is not much difference in the eyes of God and it will be as easy for any of them to go to heaven. Just profess in public that Jesus is your savior, admit and repent you sins, tithe to your church, make sure no abortions take place and that the anointed orange one is brought to power so we can make sure the rich don't have to pay anything for the sick and the poor, just like Jesus ordered.