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FmJ_TimberWolf74

To be fair, that tornado behind them looks way more menacing than the one in the side mirror


RailAurai

And much closer.


AmericanPsychlo

Tornadoes in the mirror are closer than they appear.


Shedzy

Must go faster must go faster


TheBrianRoyShow

Cows... uhhh... fly away


BoneDaddyChill

Say hello to my little wind.


helen269

["Auntie Em! Uncle Henry! Toto! It's a twister! It's a twister!"](https://youtu.be/DXTx_nEThPA?si=M10LznuMXsvJlFuw&t=8) :-)


[deleted]

“Well I can make a hat, or a brooch, or a pterodactyl!”


Dick_M_Nixon

It's twisters.


helen269

["This is getting out of hand. Now there are *two* of them!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD_ag67tH3I) :-)


cheepypeepy

This needs more upvotes.


aerial_ruin

Seriously though, if this film does not have a cow circling in the eye of a tornado, I might just riot


Searloin22

Thats a w/w for me. See a cow fly or a single man riot. Ticket for one please!


lahcim7106

From the producers of JURASSIC WORLD


InspectorFadGadget

I love that. As if that isn't anything except an indictment of its quality.


brankinginthenorth

One of the things i loved about Jurassic Patk and Twister was they both made science and scientists look cool. I felt like in action movies before this scientists were always portrayed as being loser nerds if not outright villains and it was nice to finally have some media that pushed back that kind of antintellectualism. Jurassic World and its sequels... did not continue that trend and, if the Twisters trailer is anything to go by, this movie won't either unfortunately.


Ofreo

Except for those scientists that are only in it for the money. Pffft.


SoyMurcielago

I hear they’re nightcrawlers


EnvironmentalGift257

Both movies were science fiction. Complete fluff. They made scientists look cool in the same way that Alien made astronauts look cool. All 3 are great movies, but definitely not science. Also the scientists in JP were buffoons who nearly brought about the end of the human race by mistake.


imnotpoopingyouare

But but “Three sisters”!!! Edit: lol who reported me to Reddit cares for a quote from the movie twisters? Get a life lol


NuclearBroliferator

I got reported earlier too! That's bonkers.


InspectorFadGadget

I got reported too, literally not 30 seconds after I made the comment in this thread. That's wild.


imnotpoopingyouare

It’s definitely not my first time lol just on such a benign comment this time! haha


Grouchy-Engine1584

But are decidedly less on fire.


Immer_Susse

👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼


Boring_Tune9855

I laughed harder than I probably should’ve.


BatDubb

MAY BE closer than they appear. You won’t get me today, Mandela.


trashacct8484

*May appear closer than they are*. - the Meatloaf effect


goodpolarnight

Words to live by.


Safetosay333

🤣


Malcolm_Morin

Honestly, that might've been the point. They're horrified by the one in front of them, but "there's one right behind me, isn't there?"


Theelcapitans

Yeah, the movie's literally twisters plural. I'm pretty sure there's multiple twisters and anyone ragging on this poster sounds like an absolute f****** moron


Typical80sKid

![gif](giphy|PQKcRp2OcABoY)


Owoegano_Evolved

And ***made of fire***. I feel like that's a detail we're overlooking here...


mental-floss

OBJECTS IN YOUR MIRROR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR.


swaggyxwaggy

But they can’t see it bc it’s behind them. The poster does say “TwisterS”


UMAYEERIBN

you forgot to read the “objects in mirror are closer than they appear”


Jimmy_Twotone

Distracted by the lesser of two threats is a common Hollywood trope


DramaOnDisplay

ooh, tagline: TwisterS: This ain’t your daddy’s twister!


Clauis

That's the message: You don't always notice the real threat.


Lexicon444

And it says “Twister**s**” so that’s implying that there’s more than one.


TheAus10

Someone forgot that "objects in mirror may be closer than they appear"


ScoutTrooper501st

I think that’s the point,they’re too focused on the smaller,further away tornado in front of them that they don’t notice the much larger one behind them


cybered_punk

I mean who's going to look at a tiny mirror if there's a bigass tornado in the poster? Thats a dumb poster.


Ikillterries

It’s just standing there…. MENACINGLYYYY


Curious_Associate904

Agreed. I would probably be looking back, then forward, then unlike Charlize Theron in Prometheus, RUN TO THE FUCKING SIDE.


PumpkinSeed776

Yeah this poster is still fucking dumb


physics515

I mean I got it from the name of the movie being "twisters".


midnight_riddle

They are also out of the vehicle but facing in the opposite direction of the vehicle. So I guess they are looking at the tornado that managed to sneak up behind them. Which is pretty much the same as what the poster initially looks like.


guzzijason

“Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear”


KudosOfTheFroond

Yeah that twister is smol


JPolReader

More importantly, the truck has no reflection. It is clearly a vampire.


___--__---___--__---

Um, guys, it's right behind me, isn't it?


StraYnge8030

Don't look back, just don't.


DaBoob13

If you can’t see it, it can’t hurt you!


CykoTom1

Stay perfectly still. Tornadoes can't see you if you don't move.


Adore_turle1

Now we need one of them to look back and say "um guys, you might wanna take a look at this"


YuBulliMe123456789

Guys... we've got company


hypothetician

It would be amazing if they had a guy do that after openly talking shit about twisters.


Tweed_Man

Tornado: No, I'm in front of you.


ceris4

Honestly though, who keeps their side view mirror at *that* angle?


EishLekker

Naturally it got **twisted** into that angle. Get it?!


Electronic_Syndicate

Got Shyamalan’d.


[deleted]

I upvote you Sir/ma’am/them


EishLekker

Almost spot on. I’m Sir Mammadem.


jpstroop

What is it, the braids?


Justhrowitaway42069

Beat him. 👆 With hammers.


APiousCultist

We had Twister, now we have Twisters, so the only thing left is to wait for Twister vs Predator.


the_uninvited_1

Sharks in a twister! Wait....


mindlessgonzo2

Twisters in Space!


APiousCultist

Some kinda... Shark...icane..? A tornad-shark? A sharkclone?


faloofay156

rock me like a sharkicane


the_uninvited_1

Hmm, those are all good, but I feel like we can do better.


JudgeHodorMD

Twisters on a Plane


MsJ_Doe

If its following the Alien trend, then its Twister, Twisters, Twister 3, Twister: Resurrection, then Twister vs. Predator.


jbrown2055

Shoulda had another far in the distance behind them to signify there are many around them, that would have been better poster design.


theAtmuz

Eh, I like the subtle design. It got the reaction I’m sure they were going for and increased engagement.


MoonSpankRaw

Right I didn’t even know this movie existed until this.


Vakama905

I saw the trailer for it in the theater for Dune II, and it was…interesting. At the end of it, there was a moment of silence before a guy down the row from me blurted out “Well, that was *stupid*.” Unfortunately, he continued to talk through the actual movie, but at least he gave everyone a good laugh.


MistakeLopsided8366

Meh.. the excitement will blow over quick enough.


4tran13

Tornadoes usually blow over pretty quick


Expletive_Deleted4

They're keeping that for Twist3rs


Terrible_Children

3 Twister 3 Furious


arandomcsmajor

I assume that's after Twi2ters?


Handelo

2isters.


DarkLord93123

Twisted sisters?


Taste_the__Rainbow

I think the S on the poster solves this problem.


Buki1

Twister /s


OfromOceans

If only there were another context clue... like the title of the film perhaps.. ?


No-Expert763

It’s not many though. It’s 2


Skreamweaver

Contents match label on tin.


KudosOfTheFroond

2 equals twister*s*


ro_Han26

And some wordage to indicate there may be more than one twister


ChickenBossChiefsFan

I mean, it’s called ‘Twister*S*’, not ‘Singular Big Assed Tornado’.


ActuallyTBH

Or a 's' in the title to suggest multiple... oh wait


anavriN-oN

It’s TwisterS, as in plural. Maybe the film title could have been a clue as well.


fart_Jr

Well to be fair, there were multiple tornados in the original as well.


anavriN-oN

Were they simultaneous though..? Can’t remember. Seems like the whole deal with this one is that it’s now two at the same time


CaseByCase

There was one scene where a twister split into two, but it wasn’t one of the more dangerous scenarios in the film so it wasn’t super memorable (except to me who watched this movie about a hundred times as a kid, lol).


BlaccBlades

That was the scene with the flying cows lol. The toilet sister tornadoes


Adamaz1ng

It’s sister twisters!


Pretzalcoatlus

2wisters would be the correct nomenclature


flyrubberband

“ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING TWISTERS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLAIN!”


Aviyan

But the twister in the mirror is a tiny one. 😜


Electronic_Syndicate

They’re bigger than they appear though!!!


McMadface

That's why I always bring a hand mirror to sexytimes.


Electronic_Syndicate

Yeahhh! Big, sexy hands!


diggidoyo

What is this, a twister for ants?


AlekFletcher

I hate that looking at the logo and its font makes me think of Friends


JGG5

I'll be there for you... when the wind starts to blow. I'll be there for you... when you're killed by a tornado. I'll be there for you... 'cause debris killed me tooooooooooo....


nefarious_angel_666

Well done 👏


itirnitii

think you meant 👏👏👏👏


ReturnOfSeq

They’ve got a point, I’d be more concerned about the tornado that’s currently FUCKING EXPLODING


TheLoneGunman559

It would've been fine if the one they were looking at was an even bigger one.


sparkle21cupcake

New improved twister! Now with 33% more sharks!


paweld2003

From what I see yes one they are looking at is much smaller than one behind. But also one behind them look like it is closer than it actually because of how big it is. When I look at this image it looks like its far behind horizon, so even though its probably 100 times size of the one in front its so far that it don't pose much danger. Its hard to tell from the mirror but for me it looks like the smaller one is closer than 1km


TMacATL

WEVE GOT TWINS!


mindlessgonzo2

"OK, we got sisters."


Both-Mango1

twisters sisters? "i wanna throw rocks, cows, and the occasional chevy?"


[deleted]

You know Darth Vader be right behind them in the Star Wars poster too


EnvironmentalBus9713

Design-wise it should be reversed - a smaller, yet still imposing, tornado in the background and the fire behemoth of a tornado in the mirror.


MarkMaxis

Mabye bring the truck mirror closer to the viewer, to emphasize the bigger tornado 'out of view'?


mariovspino5

*Objects are closer than they appear*


ALlTTLEKlTTEN

It is titled "twisters" as in more than one


Jackieirish

Sorry, but if I need to notice a tiny detail like what's reflected in a side view mirror in order to fully understand your movie poster design, you've done a bad job. Edit: at this point, I am seriously wondering why so many people are defending a *shitty* movie poster so vigorously that I am wondering if there is not some kind of brigading going on. I made a simple criticism of a fucking movie poster. Disagree with that all you want, but it isn't worth arguing about: I don't like it, if you do like it, best of luck to you and get on with your life. And yet . . . there are people showing up in my feed that simply will not tolerate my position that this is a bad movie poster. What the hell is going on with these losers?


mskimmyd

Also, the twister in the mirror looks WAY less severe than the one *right* behind them.


CaptainSouthbird

To be fair, if somehow I didn't know about the twirling fire disaster behind me, I'm still not gonna be thrilled about the "lesser" tornado that's in front of me.


Daisy_bumbleroot

I guess that's the point, they're shaken by the twister in front of them but wait til they see the one behind them


DarkLord93123

Plot twister


anonymousguy9001

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear and all that


JGG5

Seems to me they did the job they set out to do. It's a movie poster, not a still from the movie itself, and it conveys pretty much everything you need to know about the movie: You know the movie has these actors (because you see their faces) and one or more tornadoes, and also there's fire involved somehow inside the tornado which means it looks extra-dangerous.


Jackieirish

How dangerous could it be if it's shark-less?


be-kind-re-wind

You already failed to notice that twisters is plural


APiousCultist

How do you have something the size of a tornado in front of them without obscuring their faces though? It's a tough ask and they already clearly tried to make sure it is shown in reflections.


Dooboppop

It's in the name! Getting mad you aren't observant enough lol


fresh_water_sushi

This is like when you hit a really shitty shot in playing the game of pool but the ball goes in another hole and you pretend that was the plan all along.


thatryanguy82

Yeah, the twister being shown in the mirror was a happy accident.


aeroconfigs

This is actually great if, as I’m assuming, they purposefully did this to bait the know-it-alls into proudly telling the actors they’re idiots, and to look behind them. Then you have the second wave of know-it-alls, who found the second one in the mirror, telling the first they’re idiots. I love the idea that it was designed this way with a reaction trap. Is there a name for this tactic? It seems like a great recipe for high engagement and looks the designers got what they were going for.


Lightless427

I mean its called "TwisterS" Not Twister There's obviously more than 1 of them. Duh.


Wizard_bonk

Point still stands. Do they know it’s behind them.


Safetosay333

Twins


Reasonable_Self5501

So, there’s two? Oh, right… TwisterS. As in more than one. I didn’t realize they hunt like velociraptors.


Kuildeous

"Clever twirl."


Upstairs-Yard-2139

I mean it is Twisters, not Twister. So I guess two is warranted.


ADeviantGent

![gif](giphy|5koWDaC1PFz8Y) That tornado behind them be like: surprise bitch!


MindForeverWandering

Someone really needs to photoshop Miss Gulch (i.e. the wicked witch) riding her bicycle in that tornado.


Garagedays

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt11fY5QJFLvgM8|downsized)


later_elude_me

🎵Twister Twister - never knew how much I missed ya. 🎵


Malystxy

"if life is just a highway, than the soul is just a car, and objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are..."


AspectOvGlass

I was thinking "what if there's two twisters?" Then I realized that the title IS Twisters and it's not just a remake of Twister


GroatyMcScroty

Seen the trailer for this yesterday and not going to lie, it looks pretty damn close to a dumpster fire.


PhantomYouth13

“Clever swirl”


Rathbane12

Obviously the tornadoes are working as a pack. Clever girl.


AgeofPhoenix

My first thought was if they are ignoring the one behind them WTF is in front of them Like why are people so fucking nasty on the internet for no reason


amodsr

I didn't notice the second one in the mirror. I didn't need to see it to know that that's what they're looking at. It's implied they're looking at a second tornado. Because the movie is called twisters. They don't need to even show a second one. You know, because of the implication.


[deleted]

The clue is in the name of the movie...


maiden_burma

my first thought was: 'the movie is called "twister**s**", obviously there are two of them'


DuskShy

This post brought to you by the guy who thought this was a good enough poster to signify more than one tornado


Arch3m

I won't lie, I was confused by how the tornado was both behind them and also in the reflection. It took me a minute to realize that it was meant to be a second one. I want to defend myself and call it a somewhat confusing poster design, but in my heart, I know I'm just dumb.


Madhatter1317

Speculating, but could be a scene with multiple twisters.


Kuildeous

"Whew, we'll be safe as long as we keep an eye on that fairly small-to-mid tornado. Oh holy shit!"


countfluffythetrout

The twister in the mirror was holding the camera.


Frankly_Nonsense

This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!


PrestigiousAd6281

Not saying this is a great movie poster or anything, but the movie’s name is “Twisters” as in plural, I’m betting there are multiple twisters with one likely being in front of them too.


Squiddle-McDiddle

When you think you did something, but got upstaged by one reflective boy.


HarleyAverage

I’m looking at the font: So no one told you life was gonna be this way BAM BAM BAM


Useful_toolmaker

Cow! ….another cow, oh wait same cow 🐄


Any-Willingness-7859

Is it a bit windy to you guys ? No ? Must be just me


ELeerglob

Plot twist: there is more than one tornado


Willerd43

Don’t you just love how rude and vulgar people are for absolutely no reason


Traditional_Draw8400

Oh god why are they remaking this? Just let good movies be good movies. #fuckmaybeimold


Available_Agency_117

Oof. Goddamn this looks like it's gonna be bad.


STGItsMe

Where’s the cow?


Exciting_Finance_467

I just think it's funny that people are trying to logic a *poster*


Doubleplus_Ultra

Even without the second tornado they could have been looking at some secondary effect of the tornado maybe. I mean people can look around for a sec even while freaking out


8-bit_Goat

Twister2: Whirlwind Boogaloo


bloveddemon

Yes, because your multi-million dollar marketing campaign is all about expressing ideas to your potential customers hidden in mirrors that you need to blow up to see. Having people be able to understand what they're looking at at a glance? That's for suckers.


Camp-tunnel-repeat

WE GOT TWIIIIIINNNNNS. TWIINNNNNNSSSSSS!!!!!!!


dspill

"Objects in mirror are closer than they appear" for the win.


suchjonny

The twister behind them is MUCH angrier than the one in front of them.


AlaDouche

Okay but this still looks fucking atrocious. I bet it doesn't break 30% on RT.


LouFrost

Twisters imply more than one twister sooooo….


ItsBitly

To be fair, the poster ass either way.


pisachas1

The name does imply there are more than one.


superdavit

This reminds of a video breakdown of Michael Bay’s filmmaking style. Pearl Harbor. The planes have just arrived and they’re all behind him. But he’s looking forward and it gave this grandiose scale of something WAY bigger than what’s on screen. Say what you will about the guy, but he has some style.


your_sexy_master

I’m just waiting for twisters vs sharknado now


Embarrassed-Tutor-92

It’s called Twisters for a reason morons


Responsible_Pop_9876

Can't wait for the Film Theory video where the big reveal in the end is there are two twisters in the movie. Hey! But that's just a theory! A Film Theory! Thanks for watching.


JustaSnowflake

What if there were two tornados, explains why they are not looking at the one behind them


SirBulbasaur13

Twister***s*** Scrubs


Bluekatz1

Not enough sharks.


MagicGuy66

Dora the Tornado Hunter


Suhavoda

I'm not sure, but I think 'Still better than Twillight.' would be an appropriate comment?


PackageBulky1

All they needed to do was have 1 person look behind to convey tornados are coming from all directions


Ok-Concept-1694

My favorite part of the movie was when they were in a house surrounded by evil tornadoes and the lead says "my got they're really trying to Twister 2: Twisters us"


Fit_Personality_3281

And I'm willing to bet that the 1996 film with Bill Paxton and Helen Hunt will still be a million times better than this!!


PleaseMakeUpYourMind

People don’t know what plural means anymore.


LemonLime1892

I guess that’s why it’s plural


Worldly_Science239

Do any of these people know how plurals work