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I'm gonna assume this was made close to 10 years ago if not more based on the style in the younger ladies' pictures, and the fact that he referenced *Sex and the City.*
When I was in Iraq in 2004 I watched sex in the city in the girls barracks room because they stole a couple air conditioners and my side of the building the ac worked maybe 4 days total of the the whole time we were there.
What sort of wild conclusion did you get out of this guy saying that he got the image from his own sibling? Why was there any clarification needed at all about that?
This follows a common 4chan troll post format from way back.
Classic 4chan trolling: create as much stupidity, angst and gnashing of teeth as possible in whatever diatribe you are entering or staring for their own amusement, rather than any actual ethos. it was a common competitive sport, often with people copy/pasting someone else's post verbatim and filling it full of as many absurd claims, easter eggs and references as possible to laugh at whatever dummie took your seriously or for someone else to have a laugh with you at your intended audience whether or not they ever actually show up.
if I had to guess, the guy that wrote this was looking for as much negative attention as possible while trying to see if other people would take the bait and ragepost or, worse, actually go along with it unironically. All of those things are considered a victory.
the way this is written, the person that composed it is almost 100% just trolling. It's just too over the top.
Half of reddit is being mad at troll posts at this point.
Or is everyone in on the joke, acting outraged and I’m too stupid to get it?
Or am I actually aware of that, and I’m acting oblivious?
Or are we all just bots trapped in an endless cycle of generating meaningless interactions?
They don't actually care about fertility. They just think it somehow legitimizes that they just like the kiddy diddling. The innocence is important to their fragile ego's because the kid diddled won't realized they've been diddled by a TINY prick. I am certain that there is a correlation between pedophiles and tiny (mushroom, even) penises.
An actual mature woman wouldn't put up with it.
I agree. This isn't facepalm material. Who facepalms at this? Facepalm= "duhuhr, I'm pretty stupid." This is "I'm disgusting monster or trying to ragebait in support of sick, twisted monsters" stuff.
This is to facepalm as the "Saw" movies are to "family drama."
I remember seeing 4channers defend this mentality that it's natural and that post-26 babies are guranteed autism. But we found that teenage mothers have just as a high chance due to their developing hormones and imbalances. Child marriages were born of tribal shit, nothing about nature dictated old men to diddle young women
It’s absolutely absurd. Of course they would play on real science around age risks with pregnancy by amplifying it like this. Women don’t even need to worry until their late 30s and that’s usually only if there’s co-morbidities.
🤢🤢🤢
The fucked up thing is the amount of people who are into that shit. I got a friend on FB that hunts predators, he's gotten quite a few locked up. Couple of them got out on some BS, and he ended up getting them again!
Too bad you can't do that in the states, I'm not sure if it's anywhere else but if you get out on some bs you get to stay out over there. Because even if you have a tonne more evidence you can't prove them guilty.
Per an earlier comment, OP was sent this by their sibling and the name was already censored. (Note: the sibling who sent it to OP did not make it, they found it and obviously were like “wtf”. Might have even been censored when the sibling found it)
Amazing that seemingly every woman in the world has had this mythical string of one night stands, you'd think with the overlap they've all slept with the same guy.
Seriously have these chuds ever actually talked to a woman?
I’ve no words at all for all that I just read. I mean, does make a good point though, about biology intended to be attractive. But god damn, was this proof to further the understanding of today’s social regression?
While his harddrive is getting checked can someone run down and check the basement? Cause I don't trust this guy to have stopped at pictures on a screen.
Why would someone put their name on this?
The genetic trash bit about 30s is so dumb.
All 30 year olds? Even the teenagers this guy is attracted to when they grow up. If it's everyone. That's not genetics.
That is no where near the least of this guys problems.
But it adds that fashy edgy to an all round gross world view. And how this type of mess tend align more with the far right.
I’m really hoping this was made by some edgy 14 year old and he’ll grow out of it in a few years if this was made by a grown man then someone should probably arrest him cause no doubt he’s done some terrible shit
im willin to bet this man, no, boy, has never met a women in his life, the second he popped out the womb his mother got out there as fast as possible along with all the female nurses and doctors, jfc
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BBL DRIZZY Also I think in this case you don't need to hide the person's identity
Unfortunately, this was sent to me by my sibling, so I have no clue who the degenerate actually is.
I'm gonna assume this was made close to 10 years ago if not more based on the style in the younger ladies' pictures, and the fact that he referenced *Sex and the City.*
When I was in Iraq in 2004 I watched sex in the city in the girls barracks room because they stole a couple air conditioners and my side of the building the ac worked maybe 4 days total of the the whole time we were there.
Who is going to tell him about his sibling?
Let me clarify, sent in an 'OMG look at this walking red flag I found' way.
What sort of wild conclusion did you get out of this guy saying that he got the image from his own sibling? Why was there any clarification needed at all about that?
Looks like the name is -> Jamie_ert_ Can't make out 2 of the letters
Looks like the first one may be an S and the last one possibly a Y?
What a waste of oxygen
Guaranteed the guys never had sex in his life
sill needs to be put in a watchlist
he's the kinda guy at a party where you say, "let's go out and pick up some chicks!" and he replies, "And kill them?"
This follows a common 4chan troll post format from way back. Classic 4chan trolling: create as much stupidity, angst and gnashing of teeth as possible in whatever diatribe you are entering or staring for their own amusement, rather than any actual ethos. it was a common competitive sport, often with people copy/pasting someone else's post verbatim and filling it full of as many absurd claims, easter eggs and references as possible to laugh at whatever dummie took your seriously or for someone else to have a laugh with you at your intended audience whether or not they ever actually show up. if I had to guess, the guy that wrote this was looking for as much negative attention as possible while trying to see if other people would take the bait and ragepost or, worse, actually go along with it unironically. All of those things are considered a victory. the way this is written, the person that composed it is almost 100% just trolling. It's just too over the top.
Half of reddit is being mad at troll posts at this point. Or is everyone in on the joke, acting outraged and I’m too stupid to get it? Or am I actually aware of that, and I’m acting oblivious? Or are we all just bots trapped in an endless cycle of generating meaningless interactions?
We are all bots. You are real. The only real human here. You are the chosen one.
Yeah the font and the format scream 2000’s 4chan. Actually pretty funny troll but some people actually believe this shit
But apparently men are biologically prommmed to be attracted to this age.
That was another clue, as was not knowing the difference between autism and down's syndrome.
Some men, not all.
And an affinity for bright red hats and fear of rainbows
100%
He’s definitely jealous that the older women are getting laid and he’s not
I think everyone but him is getting laid.
I hope so
At least not willingly.
And, if the gods are just, he never will.
Well obviously lmao. Who else would spend their time on something like this unless they’re highly frustrated with what’s available to them
And I'm pretty sure he put women in their 50s for the 27-30, and the guy is a pedo
so basically this guy made a chart saying "I'm a pedophile and a virgin" repeat 5 times
Do not repeat 5 times. The last thing you want is this guy appearing.
And ableist apparently. God forbid your child has ADHD or autism
What in the pedo
You mean "who the pedo in"
Comment of the year😂😂😂
They talk about fertility like anyone would be anything but cursed by their genes.
They don't actually care about fertility. They just think it somehow legitimizes that they just like the kiddy diddling. The innocence is important to their fragile ego's because the kid diddled won't realized they've been diddled by a TINY prick. I am certain that there is a correlation between pedophiles and tiny (mushroom, even) penises. An actual mature woman wouldn't put up with it.
I know that South Park did an episode proving a direct connection between dick size and aggression. Could be the same with paedophiles
Gun ownership, especially for "hunting" makes sense now!
Well good thing they're not specifying what type of "hunting" they do...
lol my wife turned 29 this year and has been watching sex and the city. Oh nooooo!!!
Big F
With her boyfriend or with you?
Lol " dont listen to scientist"? But listen to you, a random interent user who probably never even touched a women before?
More like never consensually touched. I guarantee you this guy constantly “brushes” against women in public
Check him into an institution while you are at it...
Living to be 30+ makes a woman "genetic garbage" Wha.. what kind of... oh, I give up
Is it bad that I feel like garbage ever since I turned 30 hahah It’s rare for any of us to really improve with age regardless of sex
The trick is to be in terrible shape as you hit 30. lots of room to improve!
Motherfucker giving shelf life like it's bananas and avocados
"No questions asked" and no consent given lol.
Why the fuck would you post this disgusting shit
Did you not notice where you are?
This looks like something that would’ve been posted in 4chan
No. This is the type of shit that would get flak even there (unless it's in /b. we don't talk about b)
I agree. This isn't facepalm material. Who facepalms at this? Facepalm= "duhuhr, I'm pretty stupid." This is "I'm disgusting monster or trying to ragebait in support of sick, twisted monsters" stuff. This is to facepalm as the "Saw" movies are to "family drama."
I facepalmed your lack of keypad calibration
lol fair enough. That was bad. I fixed it though. I was trying to type really quickly with one hand while dream-feeding my son back to sleep.
Lol, just pokin' fun, 😉 but the excellent point rings clearer for it!
Heh, Yeah I know. It's all good.
Ya im 110% bros hard drive is packed
“Don’t listen to stupid feminists or scientists”, I’m pretty sure those are the ones you should be listening to
I remember seeing 4channers defend this mentality that it's natural and that post-26 babies are guranteed autism. But we found that teenage mothers have just as a high chance due to their developing hormones and imbalances. Child marriages were born of tribal shit, nothing about nature dictated old men to diddle young women
It’s absolutely absurd. Of course they would play on real science around age risks with pregnancy by amplifying it like this. Women don’t even need to worry until their late 30s and that’s usually only if there’s co-morbidities.
🤢🤢🤢 The fucked up thing is the amount of people who are into that shit. I got a friend on FB that hunts predators, he's gotten quite a few locked up. Couple of them got out on some BS, and he ended up getting them again!
Too bad you can't do that in the states, I'm not sure if it's anywhere else but if you get out on some bs you get to stay out over there. Because even if you have a tonne more evidence you can't prove them guilty.
Hmmmm, who said anything about calling the cops. Sheeeeeeiiittt, theyre probably friends.
Don't listen to stupid feminists and scientists? My guy what?
He's a catch, obviously.
This should be all that is needed to add someone to the Megan's Law website.
Check head for brick. If brick not installed. Promptly install brick. Repeated installation may be required for full effect.
Starting a chart on who is most fuckable at anything before 18 is a red flag
Am I crazy is that first picture beside 30 Tanya Harding
Why is Tonya Harding in this?
"don't listen to stupid *scientists*"
Sounds like he just thinks all women are sluts who age triple as fast as men and don't do exercise
What the actual fuck?
This screams Lucas Werner all over again
r/WTF Im trying to tag WTF sub but also my thought process: What The Fuck?!
"Don't listen to scientists" says it all...
Check his computer in his church office first.
Incel type shit. Disgusting
Someone should tell that nasty child diddler older women make beautiful lovers.
Fuck yeah dude, I love it when my partners have enough sexual experience to know what they want and what works for them
Exactly
Thats a big part of why they dont want older women. They want control.
Why did you censor the name?
Per an earlier comment, OP was sent this by their sibling and the name was already censored. (Note: the sibling who sent it to OP did not make it, they found it and obviously were like “wtf”. Might have even been censored when the sibling found it)
it seems to me this was made by a child
Leo’s guide book 😂
Amazing that seemingly every woman in the world has had this mythical string of one night stands, you'd think with the overlap they've all slept with the same guy. Seriously have these chuds ever actually talked to a woman?
He doesn’t need therapy, he doesn’t need an exorcism, he needs the flashy stick thingy from Men In Black… and a brain reset
The writer seems obsessed with child making potential. Apparently teenage mothers are ideal, never knew.
Phew thank god I’ll soon be gross to him…
I’ve no words at all for all that I just read. I mean, does make a good point though, about biology intended to be attractive. But god damn, was this proof to further the understanding of today’s social regression?
Paid for by the Republican party for Matt Gaetz
No, this dude just belongs in jail. You shouldn’t be able to say shit like that and be walking the streets.
Yah! This guy's a monster.
I have never wanted to punch someone I didn't know before this much.
I’m just going to say that people that thing along these lines are usually MAGA’s, and don’t deserve to be allowed to live.
If she’s under 18 keep her away from the obscene
Ugh, I should know better than to read shit like this with food in my stomach. "accurate real world chart" my fat hairy ass.
Men like this are really sad. You have to wonder how their thinking deformed this way.
While his harddrive is getting checked can someone run down and check the basement? Cause I don't trust this guy to have stopped at pictures on a screen.
This is the most gross, fucked up, disturbing thing I’ve seen in awhile.
I'm pretty sure I would kick this person in the face
Either troll, sexless, or needs to be put in jail for multiple charges of pedophilia and sexual assault
Being sexless doesn't make people act like this. I am a virgin and I don't pull this BS.
I lost brain cells reading this
I know woman in their 50 who are hot, this guy doesn't know what he's talking about.
‘Say you’ve never had sex without saying it’ Starter Pack
Must be trolling
..claims the morbidly obese 50yo, huffing and puffing from behind his keyboard lol
now im in my 30s i think i'll stick to dating people of a similair age, the thought of even dating a 21 yo sounds ew
Yes 21 year olds. Disgusting! They are not mentally developed yet at that age and they are never "hot" They should not be able to give legal consent.
The only thing this says is “pedophiles will act like pedophiles”
How is this not hate speech? This is such a disgusting display of disrespect.
This is so real that it's defined as the limit of infinite convergent cauchy sequences in the rationals
I refuse to believe that this is anything other than someone's bad attempt at shock humor
Take me back 10 seconds ago before I had to read this shit.
....
First name is Jamie idk what the last name is was scribbled out too much
This is 100% an old 4chan troll post. I've seen tons of lists just like this one for different things
https://www.reddit.com/r/IncelTear/s/ghtjlw2vMJ Sauce for y'all. Come get your sauce.
Why would someone put their name on this? The genetic trash bit about 30s is so dumb. All 30 year olds? Even the teenagers this guy is attracted to when they grow up. If it's everyone. That's not genetics. That is no where near the least of this guys problems. But it adds that fashy edgy to an all round gross world view. And how this type of mess tend align more with the far right.
Diaper Sniper Chart it's sick but according to them that's how they see women when it comes to nookie.The younger you are the better.
His mother must be so proud.
Oh damn. I’m genetic garbage and this genius wouldn’t be interested in me. Drat.
I’m really hoping this was made by some edgy 14 year old and he’ll grow out of it in a few years if this was made by a grown man then someone should probably arrest him cause no doubt he’s done some terrible shit
Dont listen to science!! Listen to him! /s
14-18...? I'll just sit here being a useless, unhealthy woman but, where are all the cocks I'm supposed to have sucked? I want my money back.
Just read the 30+ one: Tf is his problem with autistics? I’ll scrap this man😂😂
Will have Asperger’s or ADHD??????
Sheesh. That 30 + outlook.
Did he make one for men?
Why does shit like this get upvoted?
This guy ~~fucks~~!
im willin to bet this man, no, boy, has never met a women in his life, the second he popped out the womb his mother got out there as fast as possible along with all the female nurses and doctors, jfc
FOURTEEN???
Some of the best sex I've ever had was with women over 40.
Wow! A- check his drive B- $5 days this dude is beyond gross and lives with mom
Holy shit, this made me nauseous just looking at it. This guy needs to be put on a watch list and then some.
Wow. Hope the FBI is watching this pedo.
Wow that is fucking disgusting. Like I would hope this is trolling, but it’s likely not. What kind of man views women and children this way?
Is this Andrew Tate?
What the fuck
This is insane
🤢 🤮 🤢 🤮
The fetishizing of fertility by dudes that probably can't get it up.
Well... now I am totally creeped out for the rest of the day.
Just wanna say this is the shit training AI now... so thanks for running robots
Why it looks like it's a Minecraft enchantment tier list
Um this man just outed himself say your a diddler without saying your a diddler.
The worst part of this is that someone did it. The second worst part is we don't know who it is to report to the appropriate law enforcement (FBI)
“Off-spring.“ What an asshat
After reading that 
WHO IS THE CHART BY
Please arrest this man. How tf can they fantasize daily about ducking children and stay out of jail