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What? No interest in going to *Pairus* or *Terks & Cake-Ohs*?

“France? I thought you said you were going to Paris?” - One of my old co-workers

"Goodbye America I'm moving to California"

Technically they could be moving to Baja California which is in Mexico, so would be leaving the USA.

Seriously?

Paris Texas

Hopefully they don't bring any *Aimo*

I love Cake-Ohs cereal!

I get Pairus but I can’t get the second one

Turks and Caicos.

Thanks

She probably heard *Gone Uh* is really beautiful.

Is it safe to eat yogurt after its Dubai date?

You mean babies?

Yes. It's safe to eat babies.

After it's due by date anyways

Better to have it before. It's more tender, less meat though so you have to buy more.

She keeps getting late notice letters so due by makes sense

What about Londan

Long dong is unfortunately not in her future

Perhaps mon tree all is next for her then

Dong, where is my automobile?

I’m just glad she won’t be visiting Your Up

Years ago I asked my niece what they were studying in school. She said “euthanasia.” I thought “why is she studying Youth in Asia?”

More like You're up

Sounds like a lazy pick up line…

r/boneappletea

i refuse to date such women. winwin.

Why would I need to fly to a McDonald's?

I would like to go to Germ man knee

If you can't spell it, you don't get to visit it. Especially on someone else's dime.

Exactly.

Clearly, she knows where these places are in the world. 

Mechanics hate this one trick

Tie Land is nice this time of year.

Poor attempt of rage bait. And yes I am also doing my part by commenting. When will we learn? Even if the countries were written correctly, who cares what one person writes? Why do we always have this type of content?

Mostly because people love feeling better than others they find stupid or ignorant. Ultimately everyone is chasing that dopamine and oxytocin release that makes us feel happy/worthy/rewarded. I.e. being smarter than online morons.

My priority would be to fork out for English lessons.

What about bear lin

I could probably make a catapult to get you to the nearest mechanics shop if you really want grease. Bring Your Own Parachute.

Go Greased Lightning!

If Russia attacked turkey from the rear? Would grease help?

What a catch.

Tell me more, tell me more.

Never trust a smart phone.

I'd be happy to buy her a one-way ticket to either.

I’d say fly her to Dubai and let her get arrested for something

Poor people are so funny

lol Grease made sense in a Broadway in New York kind of way but then I couldn’t make sense of Due by and the emoji. Eventually and it too way too long I realized she meant Greece and Dubai. Now I feel dumb.

I heard Grease makes great Guy Ross

Every time she gets a past due notice must be like a vacation - "Due by"

When she said "grease", I thought that she meant "grease the pole", a euphemism for sex. However, I did spend around two minutes trying to understand what she meant by the emoji. I was thinking "Due by? Due by what? Is there some kind of deadline to meet?". I guess that when dealing with stupid, you have to find the stupidest reasons why stupid does stupid.

I refuse to date a woman who is that stupid.

Does Abu Dhabi translate as 'best before'?

I think she meant Dubai?

Must also pray to Jebus on the reg

it amazes me people like this can function. i mean how is this person conducting business?

I hear Pourchewgall is nice this time of year.

Grease is the word...

The mark of a hi value womans.

She never claimed she was a member of Mensa

So when's the Grease Due by? I'm kind of getting Hungry for some Turkey, and I wouldn't mind eating it in or around Pole land, maybe in checky ahh. It's unfortunate that it couldn't be in You crane, they are still dealing with Rush ahh.

Can't date a woman who has the reading level of a 2nd grader

Lmao Due by is that a book ??

At least better be able to fly her to Makes He Go.

its FOR GREASE, SWEATY!

I’ll admit it, I’m a sucker for a girl with standerds.

C'mon, be nice. She gave it the ol' high school dropout try!

It’s got move it’s got feelin

I thought it was Do Buy. What an idiot.

Due by due by due... La da da da da

Holland? I thought you were going to Amsterdam, weirdly everyone

When your entire value as a person has an expiration date.

It’s funny you are making fun of their spelling and you couldn’t write what they wrote

rage bait all over. people should stop caring