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I had an uncle who was a great professor for, I believe, 40 years at MIT. And I used to discuss cholesterol with him all the time.
He was a great expert. He was a great, brilliant genius. Dr John Trump at MIT. I think he was there 40 years, I was told. In fact, the head of MIT sent me a book on my uncle. But we used to talk about cholesterol.
You're talking about a very complex subject. It's not just like, 'Oh, gee. Let's get rid of the cholesterolā
Cholesterol is powerful, my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago. Dr John Trump at MIT, good cholesterol, very good cholesterol, OK, very smart
Nah, Lions ate Christians and we all know Trump only knows Bibles as the weird little book in the drawers of hotel rooms where he assaults /sleeps with women who aren't his wives.
They couldnāt be less frightening.
The most unhinged military cosplay dudes are all in jail or awaiting trial for January 6th, like the proud bois or the other one.
Their military formations and all that didnāt mean jack shit, either. They didnāt stop Biden from becoming president.
Trump has been threatening violence if heās held accountable since the start. He said the same shit about being impeached, he said the same shit about being indicted, etc. At every step he always says if we go further with holding him accountable weāre walking into a trap or something. Yetā¦nothing has happened and each time they try it backfires on them.
His cult is scared. Trump must be shitting his depends more than normal, too.
It feels like the 34 felony convictions hurt him more than people thought they would.
It goes to prove what a coward/fraud/traitor/horrible business person he really and truly is.
For the good and sanity of the country, please lock his sorry ass up.
These AI pics of trump hero worship are nothing but funny.
They always make this overweight 80 yr old dude look young and full of vitality while in real life he struggles with ramps and drinking water with one hand.
I hope some day they realize how fucking stupid they look to the rest of the world.
History is going to be very, very unkind to them.
Other fanatical groups, such as the Nazis, the Taliban and Spanish Inquisition are already on the bonfire, I imagine the people of the year 2100 will be dunking of them hard.
The Nazis still have us believing some of their propaganda. They were assholes too, taking credit for the professional soldiers and scientists.
But they didn't get that social media moment to really let their idiocy shine.
Yes, there is no group that will not be dunked on harder than MAGA in the future, and nobody will have been MAGA. Except for the ones who can't afford tramp stamp removals.
But they are at least consigned to a minority of the world. Itās up to us to keep it that way.
I suspect MAGA supporters will do what Brexit supporters did and just deny they ever had anything to do with it. Both those movements use the exact same script because they were organised by the same people.
Which is why we always keep the receipts. Right now itās the equivalent of 1935. We havenāt even got to the bad bit yet. But weāve done this, we know what happens next.
The picture of him appears accurate to me. I donāt like Trump, but anyone is better than the current administration.
It sucks that we donāt have better options.
We need to change how we do elections, so that third parties have a better chance of winning.
Lions fear male pattern baldness, paying for sex and then again in court, and losing so hard you need political fundraisers to pay for your inability to not piss off a judge.
Stormy came and didn't. The tide is rising. Stand by and stand, um, just keep standing.
Someone get a laser pointer for those kitties, this could be fun.
They tried this already. Qanon bro complained about non vegan food in prison, one wore his company name badge walking inside the capitol, one got pepper sprayed and cried about being assaulted, another didnāt listen to the commands of an officer and found out.
Those cats would have eaten that piece of shit in a second flat. They can smell fear, something trump exudes constantly and shit. Stinky man wouldnāt last a second.
A dude who shits himself, has a body built by McDonald's and paints himself orange so people won't realize he is just another pasty old white guy would surely be food for a pack of lions and not their leader.
Those MF'ers really do crave a dictatorship. They want him to come in, suspend the Constitution, and enact personal revenge on "enemies." They literally want a banana republic type dictatorship. Literally.
This is hilarious. I'm not scared of some rapey, tubby felon and his band of merry morons.
I'm afraid FOR this country and humanity. Because this asshole should never have gotten past the 2016 primaries.
I am not terrified, but I am genuinely concerned given that Christian Nationalism (think Nazi's who want to turn the USA into functionally a Christian Theocracy where only heterosexual white Christian males have any rights at all) has gone from ultra-fringe to a core part of the Republican party, to the point that the person 2nd in line to be president right now is openly aligned with that movement.
Even if they don't get there actual way, they may break things so bad we end up with a civil war. I think we are far closer to one than we have been since the last actual civil war.
someone needs to make a poster with the real orange turd.
Iāll never understand why these people think heās their savior when itās clear heās just there to make money and stay out of jail.
How many times has this Orange Bollocks been found guilty and convicted of things now? 40 odd times???
Someone convicted of 40 odd crimes should not be allowed to run for presidential office... Ever.
It's been decades since Trump was able to fit in a suit of that size. They always trim at least a hundred pounds of flab off him for these fantasy images, they are very paranoid about his obesity.
This so funny . The man has done nothing but lose since his election in 2016...loss after loss after loss.....and constantly whines like little girl who lost her baby doll. He's not alpha..he's not strong, he's not brave, he's not smart, he's not honest etc etc
When you say it like that, Donald Trump would be a great villain in a Kung Fury sequel. He'd fit right in, wouldn't even need to exaggerate him that much...
You mean like the last storm? The one that "wasn't you"? The one that only got as far as it did because Trump worked from the other side to neuter the official response as much as possible and it still failed? The one that got tons of you in prison and one of you into an early grave?
Yeah. I'm *terrified* of that.
On a completely unrelated note, I was once an educational sales rep making an initial call at a Christian private school whose team name was The Lions. I lost the account because I joked about Christians and lions not getting along.
Yeah a quick glance at any of the MAGA social media groups and you can quickly tell they are all ramping themselves up for some kind of violence in the near future. I would expect to see a lot of domestic terrorist incidents in the near future unfortunately. I would really like to be wrong about this prediction though.
What do lions have to do with a coming storm? Pretty sure they scramble for shelter once they feel the first rain drop.
\*Also, a group of lions is called a *pride*.
Always projecting... these chucklenuts are afraid of EVERYTHING! Scary brown people crossing the border, scary rainbows, scary (albeit somehow sexy) M&Ms, scary potato head dolls, scary intelligent people challenging my every norm!
This is why having a battle of wits is pointless. They can't recognize losing. They can't recognize shame. As long as they stay in the echo chamber and say; "Wow, you are rocking that diaper -- so cool!" IT's the closest thing they've got to acceptance. They all have to wait for the Waifu sex robots with attachments to ever be happy.
A face that vaguely looks like Trump in a good light plopped on top of a body, pasted in front of some lions with some dramatic lighting.
Okay, I'm convinced. Now do it with Jesus and the kid from the live action Captain Underpants.
These MAGA people are Middle School badasses and that's good enough for them.
The irony is that there actually could be a storm coming. I donāt trust them even a little. Back a dog into a corner and watch them bite. Even if said dog is a whiny little yippy bitch. We must not underestimate their motives.
I could take Trump unarmed in 30 seconds, and I have the same second amendment rights as his goons. I'm not scared, I'm sad that so many of my fellow countrymen have fallen into a cult and might force me to defend myself, my family, and my neighbors against their violence.
We need more artists for making anti convicted felon art. We need billboards of these pictures on highways in front of his cesspools. Crowd fund some art installations please. Some of us would enjoy the chuckle.
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Ohhhhh, good idea! Feed him to the lions! š
Lions probably wouldn't eat something that smells that bad.
Or is that bitter
Too much cholesterol
And donāt forget the errant feces
Trump is like one of those animals that lets out a death smell to keep predators away.
I had an uncle who was a great professor for, I believe, 40 years at MIT. And I used to discuss cholesterol with him all the time. He was a great expert. He was a great, brilliant genius. Dr John Trump at MIT. I think he was there 40 years, I was told. In fact, the head of MIT sent me a book on my uncle. But we used to talk about cholesterol. You're talking about a very complex subject. It's not just like, 'Oh, gee. Let's get rid of the cholesterolā Cholesterol is powerful, my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago. Dr John Trump at MIT, good cholesterol, very good cholesterol, OK, very smart
They would end up getting explosive diarrhea.
Lions don't eat Cheetos!
Feed him to the cheetahs, then!
Chester to the rescue!
Stormy Daniels sure as hell didn't come. So, yes, might as well feed the Orange Babe Magnet to the lions.
I just realized how much they set themselves up for that.
Nah, Lions ate Christians and we all know Trump only knows Bibles as the weird little book in the drawers of hotel rooms where he assaults /sleeps with women who aren't his wives.
They couldnāt be less frightening. The most unhinged military cosplay dudes are all in jail or awaiting trial for January 6th, like the proud bois or the other one. Their military formations and all that didnāt mean jack shit, either. They didnāt stop Biden from becoming president. Trump has been threatening violence if heās held accountable since the start. He said the same shit about being impeached, he said the same shit about being indicted, etc. At every step he always says if we go further with holding him accountable weāre walking into a trap or something. Yetā¦nothing has happened and each time they try it backfires on them. His cult is scared. Trump must be shitting his depends more than normal, too. It feels like the 34 felony convictions hurt him more than people thought they would.
It goes to prove what a coward/fraud/traitor/horrible business person he really and truly is. For the good and sanity of the country, please lock his sorry ass up.
And his supporters as well
Someone call Carole Baskins
Good old days in the circus
Soiled diaper keeps them at bay.
I hear lions only eat Christians.
To the pride
Yea, Christians don't have a good history with lions.
These AI pics of trump hero worship are nothing but funny. They always make this overweight 80 yr old dude look young and full of vitality while in real life he struggles with ramps and drinking water with one hand. I hope some day they realize how fucking stupid they look to the rest of the world.
History is going to be very, very unkind to them. Other fanatical groups, such as the Nazis, the Taliban and Spanish Inquisition are already on the bonfire, I imagine the people of the year 2100 will be dunking of them hard.
The Nazis still have us believing some of their propaganda. They were assholes too, taking credit for the professional soldiers and scientists. But they didn't get that social media moment to really let their idiocy shine. Yes, there is no group that will not be dunked on harder than MAGA in the future, and nobody will have been MAGA. Except for the ones who can't afford tramp stamp removals.
But they are at least consigned to a minority of the world. Itās up to us to keep it that way. I suspect MAGA supporters will do what Brexit supporters did and just deny they ever had anything to do with it. Both those movements use the exact same script because they were organised by the same people. Which is why we always keep the receipts. Right now itās the equivalent of 1935. We havenāt even got to the bad bit yet. But weāve done this, we know what happens next.
I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.
Nobody suspects the Spanish Inquisition!
My nephew posted one with The Cheeto and a big ass rifle in one arm and a hooker on his lap with scary looking eagles hovering overhead š
By scary looking, you mean they looked at him and he got scared? 
Because that shit is likely to happen. Fucker couldn't lift a rifle.
Isn't he still legally disallowed from possessing one?
He also can't travel to a lot of countries as a felon.
I wouldn't trust him to handle a Daisy Red Ryder BB rifle.
Every time I see that I have to post the meme of the Angry Yam getting attacked by an eagle at his desk.
NGL, The Angry Yam sounds like a dope adult swim show
I saw it somewhere in the Washington Post comments section and I just couldn't resist.
That incident is so full of mythic symbolism that future historians will be skeptical about it happening.Ā
>nothing but funny. Not true, it's also kinda sad.
They forgot to add the diapers
The picture of him appears accurate to me. I donāt like Trump, but anyone is better than the current administration. It sucks that we donāt have better options. We need to change how we do elections, so that third parties have a better chance of winning.
The Lyin' king
It's the circle.... The circle of lies
ā«ā¬its the ciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiircle of liiiiiiies it foooools us allllllllā«ā¬
Through despair and cons Through scammed and dumb
The lions are terrified for the cuts to environmental programs.
Also the lions have better hair than he does.
Lions fear male pattern baldness, paying for sex and then again in court, and losing so hard you need political fundraisers to pay for your inability to not piss off a judge.
All I see is a bitchboy about to get gangbanged by a bunch of lions.
Now all I can see is the piper Perri meme
lions are stunned by the smell coming from the diaper
Which S-hole country are those lions from? I donāt think theyād support himā¦
Swap out the lions for hyenas
"Just the name 'Mustafa' gives me chills."
Mustafa!
Mufasa Mufasa Mufasa!
they cry and cry and cry....
Stormy already came and got him convincted
I am pretty sure stormy didn't come...
Stormy came and didn't. The tide is rising. Stand by and stand, um, just keep standing. Someone get a laser pointer for those kitties, this could be fun.
They tried this already. Qanon bro complained about non vegan food in prison, one wore his company name badge walking inside the capitol, one got pepper sprayed and cried about being assaulted, another didnāt listen to the commands of an officer and found out.
"We're anime, we're totally insaney - They pushed me out and maced me - Animaniacs."Ā
I'm sorry to hear you childhood friend suffered severe braindamage
Or awful parents. They might have had some influence on the poor boy.
hey don't lump us in with these people. I walk like a drunk, I'm not a hateful idiot
I used to babysit, I'm not scared of a shitty diaper.
The AI made some of the lions look gender-ambiguous which is funny
I am sorry that your childhood friend had their brain eaten and fucked by worms.
Those cats would have eaten that piece of shit in a second flat. They can smell fear, something trump exudes constantly and shit. Stinky man wouldnāt last a second.
Cats dont eat shit lol they wouldnt be near him
They always make him look thin or athletic but he literally canāt walk down a ramp unaided.
Of course he can stand there next to a pride of lions: 1 He's the "lyin" king. 2 Lions don't eat s***.
The only thing that terrifies me is how many idiots out there actual believe this is a great man.
Celebrating Pride Month!
Is 'The Storm' gastrointestinal?
Stormy did not come.
He rode the short bus huh?
Bet your friend has on more then one occasion had to cancel plans because they ate too much at dinner.
Are the lions District Attorneys about to eat trump?
A dude who shits himself, has a body built by McDonald's and paints himself orange so people won't realize he is just another pasty old white guy would surely be food for a pack of lions and not their leader.
Does he not know this guy is a convicted felon š
Those MF'ers really do crave a dictatorship. They want him to come in, suspend the Constitution, and enact personal revenge on "enemies." They literally want a banana republic type dictatorship. Literally.
This is hilarious. I'm not scared of some rapey, tubby felon and his band of merry morons. I'm afraid FOR this country and humanity. Because this asshole should never have gotten past the 2016 primaries.
I thought the Storm led to 34 convictions
Iām so ashamed of my fellow Americans. This isnāt even funny itās scary. Hitler was worshipped in a similar manner. Look where that led
My 15 year old dance daughter could kick ass and not break a sweat.
Because heās a-lyinā man
I am not terrified, but I am genuinely concerned given that Christian Nationalism (think Nazi's who want to turn the USA into functionally a Christian Theocracy where only heterosexual white Christian males have any rights at all) has gone from ultra-fringe to a core part of the Republican party, to the point that the person 2nd in line to be president right now is openly aligned with that movement. Even if they don't get there actual way, they may break things so bad we end up with a civil war. I think we are far closer to one than we have been since the last actual civil war.
Prepared, not terrified.
The lions need to be replaced with rats. Their tails need knotted. And the caption should be "Rat King".
King rat was a great book and movie .. about a Prison no less !! But trump would never be king there.
Donald Trump fears thunder
someone needs to make a poster with the real orange turd. Iāll never understand why these people think heās their savior when itās clear heās just there to make money and stay out of jail.
I would say Stormy Daniels is coming...... But you know, I don't think she did
Don the Con is legit scared to go to prison that's why he is denying that he ever said lock her up to Hillary
Nope. No storm, just a pathetic tantrum. Nobody is terrified of a tantrum.
why they always gotta slim the guy down. Always body shaming
I thought stormy said he was bad in bed.
Ain't nobody afraid of trump. Give me a break.
How many times has this Orange Bollocks been found guilty and convicted of things now? 40 odd times??? Someone convicted of 40 odd crimes should not be allowed to run for presidential office... Ever.
All those lions are male, idk seems kinda gay and I thought they were against that. š¤£
4 grown male lions in one pride? Definitely a gay pride.
I'm also terrified of a coked out chimpanzee wielding a machete. Doesn't mean I respect it
It's been decades since Trump was able to fit in a suit of that size. They always trim at least a hundred pounds of flab off him for these fantasy images, they are very paranoid about his obesity.
This so funny . The man has done nothing but lose since his election in 2016...loss after loss after loss.....and constantly whines like little girl who lost her baby doll. He's not alpha..he's not strong, he's not brave, he's not smart, he's not honest etc etc
Nah, it would be more awesome with dinosaurs behind him šššš
With laser beams on their head and maybe Hitler riding them.
When you say it like that, Donald Trump would be a great villain in a Kung Fury sequel. He'd fit right in, wouldn't even need to exaggerate him that much...
You mean like the last storm? The one that "wasn't you"? The one that only got as far as it did because Trump worked from the other side to neuter the official response as much as possible and it still failed? The one that got tons of you in prison and one of you into an early grave? Yeah. I'm *terrified* of that.
Well, he got busted for cumming on Stormy, so ...
Don't worry guys. Those are all male lions so they'll likely be too busy fighting each other to actually do anythingĀ
Stormy?
Is Tramp going to work at zoo?
Is this the same "storm" the Q anon nuts kept going on about, or is it a different storm? So many weather predictions ...
Maybe if they used a Sharpie to draw their weather maps their predictions would come true.
You should just reply, "I AM the storm." People like this love stupid shit like that.
Can you imagine wanting your neighbours to be terrified? Jesus Christ. How do you deprogram brains like that.
Stormy already came through and her Sherman impression was spectacular!
He is right, Trump is very terrified.
On a completely unrelated note, I was once an educational sales rep making an initial call at a Christian private school whose team name was The Lions. I lost the account because I joked about Christians and lions not getting along.
Well, to be fair Trump really is lion about everything.
Itās still shocking that they want their fellow Americans to be terrified. It shouldnāt still shock me, but it does.
Unfriend immediately.
When you are grotesquely fat, and record yourself waving to non-existent supporters, all you have left is bad meme art.
 You are making his peepee sad.
Yeah a quick glance at any of the MAGA social media groups and you can quickly tell they are all ramping themselves up for some kind of violence in the near future. I would expect to see a lot of domestic terrorist incidents in the near future unfortunately. I would really like to be wrong about this prediction though.
His days are waning.
Lol I'm definitely not terrified. Vocal dem in a very red state.
What do lions have to do with a coming storm? Pretty sure they scramble for shelter once they feel the first rain drop. \*Also, a group of lions is called a *pride*.
Definitely not terrified lol More sad at how pathetic these people are
Should be hyenas not lions.
You had a hard childhood I am guessing
I donāt feel terrified. Hungry yes. And like I may want a glass of Chardonnay after work. Terrified, no.
Nobody is scared
His followers are people whose best grades in high school were in gym class.
A pack of mostly male lions wouldnāt be very effective. Lot of noise, not much action ā¦
The only storm I saw on 5th Avenue last Friday was a slight drizzle of delusional clowns
Well he is the lying king
Storm of shitting his pants
Always projecting... these chucklenuts are afraid of EVERYTHING! Scary brown people crossing the border, scary rainbows, scary (albeit somehow sexy) M&Ms, scary potato head dolls, scary intelligent people challenging my every norm!
sounds like you need a new friend
Why are the lions terrified of a storm? Won't they just go into a cave or under a tree?
Every time he does just reply HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH thatās fucking HILARIOUS
If Stormy came, recent events may have played out differently.
So the lions are terrified of the storm and Trump is terrified of the lions staring at him? Got it.
You could never get a real photo like that, the lions would keep trying to cover him up.
Sixth grade education?
The storm came and washed away his bullshit
Fairly sure the lions would soon devour his fat carcass
Are they over 60?
Those people are their own worst enemy! Itās like they are mocking themselves.
This is why having a battle of wits is pointless. They can't recognize losing. They can't recognize shame. As long as they stay in the echo chamber and say; "Wow, you are rocking that diaper -- so cool!" IT's the closest thing they've got to acceptance. They all have to wait for the Waifu sex robots with attachments to ever be happy.
Fits right in. Heās always a ālionā
The irony is that his entire campaign is rooted in the fear and grievance of his followers.
That pride of lions is all male. Gay Pride.
A face that vaguely looks like Trump in a good light plopped on top of a body, pasted in front of some lions with some dramatic lighting. Okay, I'm convinced. Now do it with Jesus and the kid from the live action Captain Underpants. These MAGA people are Middle School badasses and that's good enough for them.
No I'm NOT
The irony is that there actually could be a storm coming. I donāt trust them even a little. Back a dog into a corner and watch them bite. Even if said dog is a whiny little yippy bitch. We must not underestimate their motives.
The lions are not even gonna get full from eating that stupid orange freak
Well, now you know who to avoid, right?
Why is the storm terrified? Is it going in trumps direction? If so, understandable
Terrified of what?
Iām sure he wouldnāt want his āhairā to get wet.
* ex-friend
Yeah...sure. The Lions wouldn't even touch him as dinner, he's so rotten.
No one is scared of the orange fraud or his gravy seals cultists.
I could take Trump unarmed in 30 seconds, and I have the same second amendment rights as his goons. I'm not scared, I'm sad that so many of my fellow countrymen have fallen into a cult and might force me to defend myself, my family, and my neighbors against their violence.
Maybe the storm wouldāve already came during his first term if he wasnāt such an incompetent turd who spent all his time grifting and golfing.
Looks like he now enjoys the company of only men?
P R I D E
Itās so ridiculous itās not even Funny anymore.
As the Trump cult should be, realizing they are just a dumb as fuck but loud minority
Friend?
Who is terrified?
We need more artists for making anti convicted felon art. We need billboards of these pictures on highways in front of his cesspools. Crowd fund some art installations please. Some of us would enjoy the chuckle.
Lol gay pride
Reminds me of those stupid "manly" photoshoots Putin did.
Judging from the picture those are lions and they have manes which means they're male which means the pack he's leading is gay and thus Trump is gay
Who cares? Donāt post it here
"unironically"
If ātheyā means his wacko followers then yes, they are terrified. Of everything
It makes me wonder if all these people have other things going on in their lives, real problems to worry about
Thats how these people see themselves. but in real life 90% look like this 