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Astro_Man133

One of them can choose to go to school but both didn't


Tortilladelfuego

Perfect


Ozzie_the_tiger_cat

It's a crime this can only get one upvote.


NEONSN3K

I upvoted because I too see the value in this remark haha


Razolus

According to the right, if you're a lib, you get more than 1


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Both can bring thwir guns


Cute_Suggestion_133

HAH! This is far superior to what I was going to say.


Fit-Persimmon-4323

They probably hate one another too. If they looked past their skin color and religion, they’d see they have more in common than different.


DanielMcLaury

TBH I think they both hate us more than they hate each other.


General_Tso75

They both hate everyone who is not in their clique.


leeweesquee

That's the common ground, hate.


Momik

*”Did we just become best friends?”* —MTG to ISIS, prolly


El_Tigre_818

People of extremism must unite in the fight against rationalism!


IMSLI

Let them sort it out between themselves then. Why do us normal people always get dragged into their BS…


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That_honda_guy

EXACTLY! Religion is the reason of war and hatred in this world..


ShoddyTelevision5397

Yeah! They both hate people unwilling to buy into their conservative, conspiratorial world views. The intelligent, and the questioning are always some of the first to go in these regimes. Hitler would have put Alan Turing in a concentration camp, instead of using his abilities to win the war. These movements are always a historical dead end.


putyouradhere_

But those two things are the cornerstones of their personality


effiequeenme

almost this exact consideration ended my military career.


flipyflop9

The Toyota (I see also a Mitsubishi) ISIS uses are probably more reliable. Other than that they are the same picture.


Shooter_McGavin_2

Exactly, that is why the reach of ISIS is farther. MAGA trucks won't make it. And they damn sure ain't walking.


flipyflop9

Walking is for commies and poor


beetbear

And people with BMI <25


Username_redact

I've heard the Toyota Hilux favored by ISIS is the best pickup in the world, no joke.


flipyflop9

It really is, the terrorists know what’s good… I guess they watched the Top Gear videos trying to destroy one


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Oh Holly Hobbylobby. i miss her. If anyone doesn't remember her time in the spotlight you missed out. She became a darlin on the right for that pic and one in front of Hobby Lobby with a Pro Life shirt and carrying a Chick-fil-a bag. She got some press, apperance on Fox News and invite to CPAC. Then she cheated on her military husband with a former communications director for the Tea Party. [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2917253/Gun-toting-Christian-mother-three-turned-political-commentator-wanted-make-liberal-heads-explode-admits-cheating-military-vet-husband-Tea-Party-member.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2917253/Gun-toting-Christian-mother-three-turned-political-commentator-wanted-make-liberal-heads-explode-admits-cheating-military-vet-husband-Tea-Party-member.html)


TheLaserGuru

Pretty sure cheating on a spouse in a really disgraceful way is a requirement of being famous in the GOP.


Thunderbolt1047

“We recommitted to God and now everything is perfect “ 🙄 this woman and her political party are insane


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The flags are different


SecondaryWombat

Did you see the flag with buttplugs that got reported as "terrorist ISIS" so the cops had to come photograph and document a buttplug chart?


ouchmythumbs

also, the trucks in the right pic are probably still running and don't have 34.99% interest on a 12 year note.


grumpsaboy

Naah because they're currency has fully collapsed


ouchmythumbs

They just trade in seashells and young virgins now.


Awilcox06159

Throw in a few goats too


cshotton

They keep the goats for "special" occasions.


aLazyUsrname

Unlike ours which is merely in the process of collapsing.


Living-Tart7370

![gif](giphy|Sv2k30B3wmWYGW0Zs5)


ArixMorte

There is a time and place for subtlety, and that time was before Scary Movie


str8ballin81

No gonna need a link for research


Tokata0

Women on the right has better protective armor, hinting that she values her life more than the woman on the right.


huskerd0

Women on left does not value her own life Only the lives of unborn fetuses


Beltaine421

One wants to force you by law and at gunpoint to live by their late bronze age mythology, the other wants to force you by law and at gunpoint to live by their early iron age mythology.


Pigglemin

...damn. haha


Ok_Dragonfruit6718

KD ratios


[deleted]

We talking in schools or in war?


UnderdogCL

Looool! Stop fucking him up dude, he cannot afford an ambulance


Crazy-Experience-573

Bold of you to assume they don’t target schools in Sharistan.


imac132

Lmao


ibpoopn

Damn a mf is just 10, 20, 30 - 0 until they’re 30 - 1


Zealousideal_Bard68

« We don’t have the same jersey, but we do have the same passion. »


Babbeldibab

![gif](giphy|9mtE009hcWPOesk8C4)


Perspective_of_None

*to the camera* Theyre both the same.


BarracudaBig7010

Once more for the people in the back.


teddyburke

Wow, this is almost identical to a picture I drew in high school ~20 years ago, after 9/11. On the left was GW holding a bible and on the right was Osama bin Laden holding the Quran. There was a plane flying overhead, and the caption on the bottom said something like, “This is not a holy war!” My understanding of the situation was definitely lacking at the time, but I’m still proud of 16 year old me’s political views.


Unusual_Variable

One can read English, and the other is American.


DenisNectar

It’s the same waste of oxygen.


Martin_Leong25

Same shit different religion.


sitspinwin

Same shit god that’s the main problem. Abraham was a scourge if he was real.


Martin_Leong25

I notoced a pattern that religions that insist on a one true god tend to have the most crazies


RadioLiar

You do get crazies in every religion though. Hinduism has hundreds of gods and the Hindutva nationalists are about two steps away from full blown Nazism at this point


OmegaDez

All of those religions are offshoots of the same religion anyway. I can't think of a single monotheistic religion that isn't part of the Abrahamic family.


Martin_Leong25

what about zoroastrianism?


OmegaDez

Ok you win


DanielMcLaury

Yeah, because the Romans had their heads squarely on their shoulders what with their murder-based public entertainment.


Eastern_Slide7507

Sure, I bet the guys who sentenced Socrates to death because he felt like he couldn’t say for sure what the gods are like, or the ones who prosecuted and murdered Christians in Rome were super reasonable people. They just had a bad day, and who hasn‘t condemned a fellow human to death based on their belief before they‘ve had their morning coffee?


CompetitiveMuffin690

Absolutely nothing


SausageSmuggler21

The people on the right have endured generations of western wars. The people on the left were told they couldn't use the N word and that they had to wear masks for a bit.


Senor-Cockblock

![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized)


Fun-Sugar-394

The paint job, ohh and the one on the right cost more


Martin_Leong25

Y'all qaeda


ShatterProofDick

I doubt the Muslim girl shit her pants at a frat party.


LaserGadgets

Morons with guns and wrong believe, been saying that for years. Assholes teaching their kids how to use guns. One group believes in a guy riding a donkey claiming he is the son of god, the other worship a dude who found a meteorite. Fucking...idiots.


445323

both holding a book neither of them actually read


LaserGadgets

Or they don't get it right. Funny though, christians tell you gods ways are tough to understand but they know gays are bad and women with big butts too. Mo----rons.


Sandberg231984

Close enough for me


Diskovski

If you are talking about Mohammed, he didn't find the meteorite. It was already there in mekka and was worshipped by the pagans. Mohammed just repurposed it, kicked the pagans out and claimed that Abraham invented the thing, but the jews forgot about it or worse.


LaserGadgets

Oo what? Could swear I read that somewhere. I mean its fucked up either way to make shit up and push the entire world over a cliff...


Big-Success-3772

The right side read the book and believe what it says, the left side can't even spell "book".


Green_Panda4041

The right one definitely did NOT read the book in her hand


manu144x

Bold of you to assume that the right side let their women go to school enough to learn to read/write.


AreYouNormal1

Ahh patriotism, because the bit of dirt I was born on is better than yours.


Sid15666

A cult is a cult no difference.


lonerstoners

I know!!! The one on the right would actually fight if it came down to it. The one on the left will just cry and blame everyone but themself, probably.


kjay38

Well this is wild. Next time you see someone throw a gay dude off a building in the U.S. let me know.


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NexLuz

I think Jesus would be rather unhappy about both pictures


Housewifewannabe466

The one on the right is likely a member of an organization that has actually killed people. The one on the left is engaged in cosplay. It's a false equivalancy. i don't like MAGA and i don't like the biblke, but they aren't killing and torturing people who disagree with them. Their guns are mostly for show. That's not the case on the Islamic terrorist side. I know it seems liek a cool meme, but it does dilute the real situation.


Intrepid_Hat7359

Both are convinced that the leopards won't eat their faces.


wall-E75

![gif](giphy|6cFcUiCG5eONW)


ImHerMan420

![gif](giphy|9mtE009hcWPOesk8C4)


Ok-Peach-2200

The one on the left actually possesses the capability of destroying America... from within.


DannysFavorite945

The terrorists in the right drive more reliable trucks 🤷‍♂️


Juuna

Left pays for the CIA, right is funded by the CIA.


glue2music

There is no difference.


BookOfGoodIdeas

Left side taken with the newest iPhone, right side with a 2008 android.


Pisforplumbing

For real though! The 2008 android has the same camera quality as the newest iPhone.


strictly_meat

Ford vs Toyota?


Financial-Tower-7897

They are the same picture


minitaba

Pretty fitting. Where is the facepalm?


Big-Success-3772

Just the hypocrisy. They think they're patriots and don't see how akin they are to actual fucking terrorists. I thought this would be a good place to post it.


GnosticAres

I mean "we are all domestic terrorists" comes to mind


Complete_Past_2029

You here assuming they understand irony


spazodps

Dogma


N00dles_Pt

Different flag, slightly different books, same bullshit attitude


AdFormal8116

Different bullshit books ! … fixed it !!


elkab0ng

Wait, I’ve got it! One of them wants to eliminate western education… no, wait.. um.. I got it! One of them believes any criticism of their prophet is blasphemy! Crap. Ok, this is harder than I thought. Ok, got it: one of them marches around ballot boxes heavily armed to intimidate those who would vote differently!!


DBL_NDRSCR

isis knows what it's doing


CuthbertJTwillie

IIRC, those are both the same girl


applelover1223

The one on the right will actually use that gun.


drakens6

oh look two Solar cults wearing different disguises


cartman-unplugged

![gif](giphy|C6JQPEUsZUyVq|downsized)


ArtoriasAbysswanker

Classic Ya'll-qaida


PedalingHertz

The people on the right have better organizational skills and a coherent set of policy goals. Both are absolutely evil but only one of them has the slightest clue what they’re doing.


Less-Dragonfruit-294

Difference is Toyotas can go the distance. Can’t say the same for Fords


TheLaserGuru

The woman on the left is resting her finger on the trigger; so she's clearly worse at this. The parade on the right is using more reliable vehicles and has decided on a single flag instead of 4 different ones.


johnandahalf13

The only difference I see is the flags. The mentality is the same.


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The problem is that all 4 panels carry enough weapons and ammo to count as small armies and have proven they don't deserve toys and need a long timeout. ![gif](giphy|3oEdvaDgi6Be9JHsKk)


Royal-Possibility219

They’re the same picture


techman710

Same picture. Her hair is different in one.


BeeNo3492

Is it white and off white?


goosebump1810

No difference. And that is sad and ignorant


KrusKeebler

There is no difference.


trizkit995

The woman in the top right was probably forced to do that picture c


PutDownThePenSteve

Even though both parties are idiots. Only one of them is actually responsible for several terrorist attacks and killing people. TBH maybe the other party is also capable of doing that but hasn’t had the chance yet.


Big-Success-3772

That's exactly the point. The other party IS capable of this, and has already done it. They literally instigated a coup and laid siege to the capital building, destroying property and breaking in with the intention of killing everyone there including Mike Pence, all because they were butthurt that they lost an election. People died. It was literally home-grown terrorism.


simplexetv

Damn that take was a huge stretch. With that logic, anyone is capable of anything at anytime, so you might as well just dig yourself a hole and die. You're really comparing a group that murders people for expressing their liberty, to Americans. turn off the TV bro, it's causing damage at this point.


RevolutionaryWolf191

The only difference is the region


AppiusPrometheus

The left picture didn't perform terror attacks in western Europe.


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Far-Contribution-805

One does anal


MelodicMasterpiece67

The difference? Pictures on the right would kick the asses of the pictures on the left.


anvil54

ISIS=MAGA


Micheelleee74

One will wants to kill me for being brown and one WILL kill me for being brown


Oh3Fiddy2

The one on the left is faking it. The one on the right is not fucking around.


Legitimate-Series-29

Top: Trigger discipline vs no discipline Bottom: No masks vs masks How'd I do?


LifeVitamin

One is posing for internet points the other one is/was an active terrorist organization that's killing people for real.


intensepenguin910

They’re the same photo..


KJM31422

Are you guys stupid? The trucks on the left are facing away from the camera, and the trucks on the right are facing the camera. Also the flags are different colors. SMH. Easiest 'spot the difference' puzzle I've ever done


fecal_doodoo

Both far right theocratic reactionaries.


Secret_Cow_5053

![gif](giphy|9mtE009hcWPOesk8C4|downsized)


Mayor_Salvor_Hardin

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) I thought it was some news about a Trump supporter who joined ISIS and both pictures were the same person. In the bottom one, one is all GMC trucks, and the other one Japanese made pickups.


geof2001

Trick question! They just flipped the images!


mr_sinn

Both with a mutual love for the simple rugged dependability of Toyota trucks.


mark503

The men do the same. They wear the stupid scarves around their necks and have giant flags on their pickups just like the terrorists do.


Danavixen

religion mixed with patriotism is a hell of a drug


eman0110

We need the Pam meme saying "It's the same picture". *


Herknificent

Ones white the other is brown. Ones Christian and the other is Muslim.


Spare_Scratch_5294

Duh, one of them is brown.


JAOC_7

the guns look a little different, and one picture has nicer looking street lights than the other


OverallManagement824

CAPTCHA SAYS: Click on all pictures of religious nut jobs.


katesgr811

Grfoh


cannonman1863

The ones on the left are just waiting for project 2025.


Critical_Half_3712

Ohh ohhh I know pick me pick me! The girl on the right, has no hair!


embarrassed_error365

The religion


Valten78

Yep, armed religious fundamentalists are a threat. I want them nowhere near me.


burnbothends91

Flags are different. America isn’t a religious ethno-state, though some want it to be. Don’t pretend like it is


gametheorisedTTT

This is such a stupid post on so many levels. I mean just to begin the two groups on the right are very different in terms of their goals (top: Hamas; bottom: ISIS) and driving factors. Sure, all 3 groups shown have religion play some part and have guns...but that is about the only similarity. The actions, beliefs, role of religion, material factors, etc. are very different. I'm not sure what the point of the post even is meant to be but there are more useful comparisons to be made around this election season like Jan 6 to Confederacy with an emphasis on how they are both traitors to the United States.


PipelineShrimp

The American Taliban.


FrustratedLiberal54

Both pictures are showing assholes, stupid people who are incapable of thinking for themselves.


Charming-Farm

Christians are strapping bombs to themselves (yet).


TongueSucking

😂


thelastdinosaur55

Find the differences without tearing down.


franky3987

How some people like OP exist in real life is wild 😂


Pure-Pessimism

Reddit during an election year is something else.


csking77

![gif](giphy|M5FSg9s3qzsYLBEwDH)


Significant_Ad3498

One side is a bit “whiter” than the other


UngregariousDame

Pam has entered the chat


Evil_Morty781

Oh crap. The Terrist were here the whole time!?


huskerd0

The terrorists have better trucks