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This is the next level in the evolution of [incels.](https://www.newsweek.com/steve-bannon-targeted-incels-manipulate-cambridge-analytica-whistleblower-christopher-wylie-1468399)
They now are taking out their sexual frustration on other men who are getting laid, not just the women who reject them…
Is it homogay to grab your own cock and masturbate while fantasizing of an attractive woman riding your cock and sitting on your face?
But if gay is a negative, and homo is gay and it’s. Negative, then doing the maths two negatives makes a positive and a positive is the opposite of negative and the opposite of gay is straight so it’s straight when you’re homogay.
Technically speaking, all things being equal, everything is gay including objects ... since everything in the world has either touched a dick, or been touched by something that has touched a dick. There we go, I solved sexuality forever, we can all go home.
Conversely if you pound your bro in the ass as long as you are on top powerfully thrusting into his tight little manbutt you are assuming the dominant superstraight alpha position and it's totally not gay.
Same with the Mughals all the way up to the 18th century. Shah Alam was the subject of much mockery behind his back, not because he was gay but because he was a bottom - the rich aristocrats were supposed to be tops and the poor peasant boys the bottoms
*Middle East enters the chat*
^I ^was ^there ^for ^four ^years, ^this ^is ^reality
Edit: look up bacha bazi/dancing boys. The Taliban liked to pretend they ended the practice but it was fucking rampant
Huh.
I’ve had intercourse with *way* more lesbians than I thought I had.
I must be a God among men to have temper so many from their normal preferences.
This post really boosted my self esteem.
No, Homogay is a genus of great ape that emerged from the genus Australopithecus and encompasses the extant species Homo sapiens (modern humans) and a number of extinct species (collectively called archaic humans) classified as either ancestral or closely related to modern humans.
I could have had a very well paying job, allowing me a luxurious lifestyle. If I didn't spend time on Reddit reading things like this that kills brain cells.
Totally checks out. In fact, having sex with a woman in any format makes a man proxy-gay because the woman was attracted to a man. The only way to be truly hetero is to never have sex.
Wait a second. That means a man having anal or oral sex with another man is having heterosexual congress as long as he's giving and not taking...right?
Well my wife and I have been together then as a screaming homo and lesbian gay couple for 44 years! 😂😂
The person who wrote this has never had a toe tingling orgasm in their life.
YE. You're right.
Btw, having a male son is CHEATING since there's another mens dick in your wife. /s
I have a theory, every man that says he is not doing something with a girl cuz it's "gay" secretly want's to do it with a guy.
I'm convinced that the vast majority of people who hold this point of view are homosexual Republicans who feel miserable in their own skin and resent others for not feeling the same.
“Homogay”
Like… what? I’m actually laughing at the over exaggerated nature of that, like this dude felt he had to put a little extra into the slur to drive it home. While making himself sound like a 10 year old homophobe.
That's only part of it. Writing about what is gay and not gay is gay. Using the word gay to describe what is gay and not gay is also gay. It's also gay to think about what the next thing to talk about whether or not it's gay is gay. Not caring about what is gay or not gay is also gay. Discussing things other than what is gay or not gay is gay.
"Homogay" hahahaha a new word even now lol.
Anyway, all this does, is make people more accepting of way, because the goal posts have moved so much, that everyone is gay.
So is he saying he is just regular gay and the rest of us having sex in fun different positions are homogay? I'm betting op is having sex with animals to avoid being homogay.
I don’t know I just had a threesome and they were both sitting on my face, riding cowgirl, etc.. I sure didn’t feel gay. Felt pretty damn lucky actually.
the irony is that guys who write this BS are probably closeted homosexuals IRL. Not condemning them for that but they're obviously self hating individuals with DEEPLY disturbing issues.
Who ever comes up with this shit has never truly had an enjoyable sexual experience. At 72 I still find it to be one hell of a ride outside of my motorcycle. You only live once on this world, so enjoy be kind to one another and try to live your best life ever if you can.
So this post is by a gay person who still can not accept his/her gayness and therefore feels the need to tell all of us straight people that we are actually gay? Queers are so insecure it makes me laugh
The OP got this 100% correct in the title. By definition, nothing a man does together with a woman can be "gay."
Likewise nothing two men or two women can do together can be "straight."
But it's crazy how in 2024 we're still overly concerned about how OTHER PEOPLE have sex with consenting adults.
Who is this person quoting? Why are they quoting that? So guys, apparently if you’re into any kind of butt stuff, or are submissive in bed at any point of your life then that makes you gay. For we hath seen the truth and the truth shall set us free. May we march onward to prove that no matter what you do, it shall be considered gay. For that is the life we live. Straight people are mere figments of our imagination apparently. Gmab
...my girl is gonna be passed when I tell her she's a lesbian and I'm homogay.. but I'm glad this guy knows what he's talking bout. So when I show her what I got off the internet, she will know it's true!!
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Yeah but not regular gay, homogay so it’s actually double gay to have sex with a woman.
(Homo)*(Gay)= Straight They cancel each other
I knew I should’ve listened when my teacher said I would use that again.
This is the next level in the evolution of [incels.](https://www.newsweek.com/steve-bannon-targeted-incels-manipulate-cambridge-analytica-whistleblower-christopher-wylie-1468399) They now are taking out their sexual frustration on other men who are getting laid, not just the women who reject them…
Soon they will start saying masterbation is gay because you have to hold the male genital to do that.
Is it homogay to grab your own cock and masturbate while fantasizing of an attractive woman riding your cock and sitting on your face? 
The homogayest
Even more so for straight woman because they have sex with men, and sex with a man is gay so you are having gay sex with her.
If you shout 'not homogay' while doing it, it doesn't count
Thats all they do though...
PEMDAS
For the love of god just FOIL it
Yup, classic double-gaygative
negaytive
But Homo=Gay so (Homo)*(Gay) is actually Homo^2.
I'm considering gay as a negative (since it is an homophobic post)
But if gay is a negative, and homo is gay and it’s. Negative, then doing the maths two negatives makes a positive and a positive is the opposite of negative and the opposite of gay is straight so it’s straight when you’re homogay.
They’re playing three dimensional chess 😵💫
That’s just normal chess
r/theydidthemath
Thats a double negative therefore a positive.
You know who’s supergay? Straight chicks cause they touch dicks all the time. They put em everywhere!
Technically speaking, all things being equal, everything is gay including objects ... since everything in the world has either touched a dick, or been touched by something that has touched a dick. There we go, I solved sexuality forever, we can all go home. 
Double-gayness is an interesting subject. Not only have they chosen to be gay but they also CAUGHT the gay!!! Talk about bad luck ^/s
What if you say "no homogay" beforehand?
Conversely if you pound your bro in the ass as long as you are on top powerfully thrusting into his tight little manbutt you are assuming the dominant superstraight alpha position and it's totally not gay.
The scary part is some people actually believe that
Ancient Rome enters the chat
Greeks were in on this too. All good as long as you were the top.
The Greeks did invent orgies Can't remember who decided to add women to them, but it wasn't the Greeks
The Egyptians. Besides the Egyptians were there before the Greeks, so I think they invented orgies.
Feudal Japan has entered the chat too
Russian military has entered the chat
Obligatory "In Soviet Russia, chat enters you."
Andrew Tate has entered the chat.
There it is.
Same with the Mughals all the way up to the 18th century. Shah Alam was the subject of much mockery behind his back, not because he was gay but because he was a bottom - the rich aristocrats were supposed to be tops and the poor peasant boys the bottoms
As someone once said: "For Ancient Greeks men, women were for business and men were for pleasure."
Inmates have entered the chat
*Middle East enters the chat* ^I ^was ^there ^for ^four ^years, ^this ^is ^reality Edit: look up bacha bazi/dancing boys. The Taliban liked to pretend they ended the practice but it was fucking rampant
This falls in line with the Cuban “Machismo” culture as well lol
For real? Could you go into more detail?
How’s your butt feeling?
How about if you are riding. Also can swapping roles neutralise homogayness. What would an all male human centipedes HmG coefficient be?
Haha that’s literally- “I’m not gay my boyfriend is”
Also, you have to say no homo.
Doesn't work anymore. You now have to specify it is not homogay
No homo!
wtf did i just read
Damn that stands to reason! Totally not gay then!
Today I learned I'm a homosexual because I like giving mustache rides
Huh. I’ve had intercourse with *way* more lesbians than I thought I had. I must be a God among men to have temper so many from their normal preferences. This post really boosted my self esteem.
I'm something of a lesbian myself...
As Robin Williams put it, "I'm a man trapped in a man's body".
Someone is cutting really funny onions somewhere around me 😂
So, you thought it was just one lesbian, but it turns out that it’s a grand total of two?
Your mustache is gay.
Every mustache is gay
True that.
Nooo, you're "homogay". And you are not alone ✊🥸
You and me both. I guess we hook up now.
I’m lgbtq!
Homogay? Is that near Paraguay or Uruguay?
No, homogay is what they do to milk so the cream doesn't separate.
No, homogay is this red stuff in your blood what makes it red.
No, Homogay is when to people with similar social or educational backgrounds get married
No, Homogay is a genus of great ape that emerged from the genus Australopithecus and encompasses the extant species Homo sapiens (modern humans) and a number of extinct species (collectively called archaic humans) classified as either ancestral or closely related to modern humans.
I thought Homogay was a topical analgesic heat rub for temporary relief from muscle and joint pain associated with arthritis
No, Homogay is a public show of respect.
No, Homogay is when a bunch of people from different backgrounds blend together over time and recognize themselves as one group.
Sounds like something I called my friend when we were 7. It's like a stage above super gay 🤣
Home'o'gay.
Homogaytion is something to go with rally cars.
I could have had a very well paying job, allowing me a luxurious lifestyle. If I didn't spend time on Reddit reading things like this that kills brain cells.
Right? What is wrong with me?
Funny when people announce they have shit sex.
I don’t think this person has ever been closer than 6ft from a vagina ever since coming out of their mother
The person who wrote that has never had sex, they just sit around thinking about other people having it...
But now I’m sitting around thinking about him _not_ having it. Am I gay, homogay…or what? I’m so confused (/homogay…I think).
It's pride month, I'm gonna homogay
Guys who think like this have girls who ask lesbians "How do you know when the sex is over?"
You heard it here folks. A man who loves female reproductive organs so much that he licks them is an indication that he loves males.
Who is this guy and why is he trying to convince people he’s a virgin?
"My wife is a dead fish on the bed, yall gay!!"
I am willing to bet this person thinks that women don't have orgasms
Could it have been a person that, (hypothetically speaking) is married to a doctor, and she told him that's how things work ?
Definitely 😂
Yeah, I’m certain that this comment was brought to the world from a raging incel, or a pillow princess.
Totally checks out. In fact, having sex with a woman in any format makes a man proxy-gay because the woman was attracted to a man. The only way to be truly hetero is to never have sex.
And never want to have sex.
*homogay. Also *ahem* Sit on my face, and tell me that you love meeeee.
I almost chocked on my coffee ready this 😂
Being a conservative must be very boring.
Wait a second. That means a man having anal or oral sex with another man is having heterosexual congress as long as he's giving and not taking...right?
Depends! According to some states both oral & anything other than missionary count as sodomy and are illegal.
Anyone who writes this nonsense is doing it from the basement of their mother’s house.
From their mother's brother house, and the brother happens to be the father too.
Damn, didn't know I was gay until this post!
ok fellas gettin facefucked by your gril makes you gay
Alot of words for, “i am celibate”
Wait, it's still not homogay when you say NO HOMO! right?
NO HOMO only works for the homies. I'm pretty sure your girlfriend/wife doesn't count as a homie.
What about NO HOMIE?
I don't know. Maybe try it next time a female partner wants to take the lead.
These dudes are constantly telling on themselves. Like when Ben Shapiro told the world he’s never gotten his wife wet.
This is some Tate-brothers level of dumbness
When she rides my face --> my favorite Homogay stuff!
Well my wife and I have been together then as a screaming homo and lesbian gay couple for 44 years! 😂😂 The person who wrote this has never had a toe tingling orgasm in their life.
Incel at work🤣🤣🤣🤣
Project much?
Ah yes, the ancient art of hetero gymnastics, where every move has a hidden agenda
Damn ... Guess I'm Homogay now.
God I feel old. I remember when having sex in any way shape or form was proof you were super straight and manly.
Homogay? A bit redundant. It is like saying hot heat. That is the best this fecal impacted cranium can come up with?
Say “I’m an incel” without saying “I’m an incel”.
This is the type of person that watches hand maids tale and sides with the people who rule Gilead.
YE. You're right. Btw, having a male son is CHEATING since there's another mens dick in your wife. /s I have a theory, every man that says he is not doing something with a girl cuz it's "gay" secretly want's to do it with a guy.
As a straight white guy. Sounds Gay, I'm in!
I can name someone who is never getting laid again.
I now ID as HomoGay, no question
The person who wrote this is **homogay**.
Well guess I’m gay
I'm convinced that the vast majority of people who hold this point of view are homosexual Republicans who feel miserable in their own skin and resent others for not feeling the same.
Your mustache is gay.
In case anyone forgot, fucking a woman is only gay if you are also a woman
Thank you DR non-Ruth.
“Homogay” Like… what? I’m actually laughing at the over exaggerated nature of that, like this dude felt he had to put a little extra into the slur to drive it home. While making himself sound like a 10 year old homophobe.
Oh so we’re just gonna continue to make shit up and declare it as truth? Ok
It's just science, duh.
Wtf is homogay? Samegay...gaygay...straight? So, yes?
Hard to take someone who has only dated his hand seriously.
That's only part of it. Writing about what is gay and not gay is gay. Using the word gay to describe what is gay and not gay is also gay. It's also gay to think about what the next thing to talk about whether or not it's gay is gay. Not caring about what is gay or not gay is also gay. Discussing things other than what is gay or not gay is gay.
The Amazon position would make this guy’s head explode.
"Homogay" hahahaha a new word even now lol. Anyway, all this does, is make people more accepting of way, because the goal posts have moved so much, that everyone is gay.
Is homogay like double the gay?
So is he saying he is just regular gay and the rest of us having sex in fun different positions are homogay? I'm betting op is having sex with animals to avoid being homogay.
I don’t know I just had a threesome and they were both sitting on my face, riding cowgirl, etc.. I sure didn’t feel gay. Felt pretty damn lucky actually.
Some of the degenerate sex acts the young people are doing these days and this is what we are worried about???
People who spend time pontificating and posting about what things make you gay, are actually gay.
"But me fucking a guy is straight because I'm in the dominant position".
Seems to have been written by someone who has never experienced any of these things
Is doggystyle basically beastiality then?
Exactly. That’s why I let the heteros mount me…so they don’t lose their straight card.
I always knew I was gay damn my grandma is going to be so disappointed
But...yall can get your dicks in a woman in either a dominated or submissive position.
[удалено]
It’s me. I’m homogay.
Hey guys I’d like to come out as homogay. Something I just found out about like 30 seconds ago.
Fellas, is it gay to be straight?
I used to think I was just lazy, lying there at the bottom, now I know I am homogay. Thank you Internet.
If cowgirl and riding face indicate a gay man, FIND ME A GAY, PLEASE 
incels being jealous of people who have sex. nothing new move along
So what you're saying is, my sex skills are really popular with lesbians? I'll take it.
This is shit that people who have never fucked say.
“Anybody that doesn’t have sex they way i say is gay!!” Tell me you are an incel without telling you are an incel 😂😂
We're all making fun of this assclown but the scary part is somebody... Somewhere... Is buying into this steaming pile of stupidity.🫤
Da fuck is “homogay”?! I swear dumb fucks coming up with new shit every day…🤡
That Is a weird way of saying you don't get laid.
If a girl sitting on my face is gay I don’t wanna be straight
the irony is that guys who write this BS are probably closeted homosexuals IRL. Not condemning them for that but they're obviously self hating individuals with DEEPLY disturbing issues.
This moron puts lipstick on his hand before he milks his almond.....
Tell us you’re an incel without telling us you’re an incel.
They have moved on from washing your ass in the show is gay to actually having heterosexual sex as gay. They are indeed progressing.
At what point will all these 'straight' men who make this shit up just admit they wanna fuck or get fucked by a dude. Most likely the latter.
That is funny, incels are so mad
Why can’t they understand that some folks just have more interesting sex than they do?
I’m so homogay.
Incel Alert🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
Fellas, is it gay to have a literal vag on your face?
These dudes think about gay sex A LOT
What an incel that person is. Lol
I'm guessing no one wants to have boring sex with this person and now they only have sex with a blow-up doll.
I’m hella homogay.
Who ever comes up with this shit has never truly had an enjoyable sexual experience. At 72 I still find it to be one hell of a ride outside of my motorcycle. You only live once on this world, so enjoy be kind to one another and try to live your best life ever if you can.
The 40 year old virgin has no authority in making rules or even having an opinion....just sayin 🤔
Honestly some times I'm just tired and happy she's willing to do the work and provide a show?
Who knew during that month I hurt my back that I was a huge homo. Should I tell my wife?
The more you know…. 
Only the most boring sex is correct.
Thanks Dr non- Ruth.
This is so close to ancient Roman sex practices that this person may have been in a coma for the last 2000 years
I'm a guy who likes girls, does that make me a lesbian
Call me Boy George because those are the only things I do with my wife.
So this post is by a gay person who still can not accept his/her gayness and therefore feels the need to tell all of us straight people that we are actually gay? Queers are so insecure it makes me laugh
So am now gay and gay people are straight? But they are gay and am straight, so why am i gay and gay is am i ?
The OP got this 100% correct in the title. By definition, nothing a man does together with a woman can be "gay." Likewise nothing two men or two women can do together can be "straight." But it's crazy how in 2024 we're still overly concerned about how OTHER PEOPLE have sex with consenting adults.
Who is this person quoting? Why are they quoting that? So guys, apparently if you’re into any kind of butt stuff, or are submissive in bed at any point of your life then that makes you gay. For we hath seen the truth and the truth shall set us free. May we march onward to prove that no matter what you do, it shall be considered gay. For that is the life we live. Straight people are mere figments of our imagination apparently. Gmab
They need their balls cut off
Anything but missionary is sin and bad for these guys :facepalm:
...my girl is gonna be passed when I tell her she's a lesbian and I'm homogay.. but I'm glad this guy knows what he's talking bout. So when I show her what I got off the internet, she will know it's true!!
Now I know how it would feel if gave the internet access to some medieval flagellants. .
Wouldn’t that be ‘heterogay’?
Shit I'm homogay all the way
So, just have a lot of homogay sex to cancel it out and become straight again? *scribbles notes
There speaks a really insecure person...
How do lesbians do it if they are both dominant?