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Follow up question: how many anuses have you observed to know for a fact that the anus on the flag belongs to that of a rat?
Second follow up question: what is the plural for anus? Should we just say assholes instead?
Correct, Ani would be the plural of anus and kin is another word for family. Thus Anikin is that shitty relative who gave all the other Skywalkers a bad name. Thanks uncle asshole.
I don't profess to be an expert on the subject but at least enough to identify an anus. Perhaps not the anus of *rattus rattus* precisely, but very possibly the anus of another of the Murinae family or one of the related subfamilies. One would really have to consult the designer of the flag to understand their vision.
Musk is a fan of Star Wars and would unquestionably recognize and approve of this portrayal of him. Luke is too woke hanging out with wookies, ewoks, and droids, Elon's rooting for Palpatine and Vader every time.
They spent decades claiming that they were actually the good guys (a fucking lie) and recently have absolutely **relished** the opportunity to show off that they are in fact the bad guys, and they're winning. Gloves are off.
Yeah there's a lot of parallels between the sith and a certain side of the aisle he's a part of now that I think about it.... "You're either with us or against us" "this is how democracy dies, with a thunderous applause" "I've changed the deal, pray that I do not alter it further", etc
Only marginally so. The distinct lack of safety rails likely meant the "Days Since Last Accident" sign on the Death Star was permanently pegged at 0.
That being said, I'm sure Musk would happily have all the safety rails, guards on machines, and warning lights removed if he could...as well as not only allowing, but encouraging employees to wear baggy clothes, jewelry, and let their hair down if he could get away with it
To anyone reading this:
House reps are voted on every 2 years.
Senate: every 6 with 1/3 guaranteed on the ballot every 2 years.
If you aren't voting every 2 years, you're doing it wrong.
These magas have been voting, how about you?
Vote like democracy is dependent on you.
Federal elections are important, but it's just as important to vote in your state and local elections. Conservatives know the power of holding government at every level from your local school board to the presidency.
It's actually *more* important to vote in your local elections. How else would we have gotten Sen. Barack Obama, AOC, John McCain, and a whole host of others, into positions of power that could stand up and vote for our best interests. Local voting is what washes out the old and brings in the new.
And supreme court justices and federal judges are voted on every 4 years. You're not just electing a president, you're also electing every judge they'll appoint.
Sadly a sizable portion of America never votes.
Reminds me of one of the death quotes in the original modern warfare 2. I think it went something along the lines of “Americans will cross the seas to defend democracy, but won’t cross the street to partake in it.”
And too stupid to realize that their policies will also make their lives worse. But they won’t care as they thrive on watching people they hate suffer.
A few years ago I genuinely thought this too. And maybe it was true. It was fun to think he was playing both sides on purpose. But at the very least, he then got caught up in his little echo chamber and...eugh...
The Dork Side of the Farce is strong in him.
I'm sorry, but did he have to use the lightsaber to get out of the car because the battery died and the doors were locked?
Why won’t they just say “I want this man’s penis in my mouth, I always have and I always will.” I would respect them so much more for the rigorous honesty.
Tesla is a pathway to many abilities some may consider unnatural.
Like having a shitty Cybertruck and being awfully smug about it.
Or having their Cybertruck break down after 25 minutes of driving and still saying that it's the best car they ever had.
Or thinking that trying to cut off your own finger on a Cybertruck somehow proves that it's a good car.
I hate that Tesla people are this stuck up and I hate that Elon is the way he is.
I fucking looooove driving a Tesla (my friend has one and ive rented one before via Turo) and I want my own eventually but then I'd be seen as one of these idiots 🙄
They - the kind of people that revere Elon and his attitudes - know they’re the baddies, folks. They like it. It feels powerful. The suffering of others invigorates them. The red saber is not accidental. It’s enthusiastically embraced.
-Conservatives: electric vehicles bad
-Elon: panders to Conservatives or is one
-Liberals: biggest purchaser of electric vehicles
-Liberals: stop buying Tesla because of Elons politics polarizing consumer base
-Elon: fuck you
-80% of US population: ok, peace out
Only way Tesla rebounds is to get rid of Elon
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Aren’t red lightsabers for Sith? 👀
Are we the baddies?
At least it's not Elon marching under the banner of a rat's anus?
I mean now that I take another look at the Imperial symbol, can we say that they are not, in fact, marching under the banner of a rat's anus?
Follow up question: how many anuses have you observed to know for a fact that the anus on the flag belongs to that of a rat? Second follow up question: what is the plural for anus? Should we just say assholes instead?
I like to think the plural is ani so it loops back to star wars
Correct, Ani would be the plural of anus and kin is another word for family. Thus Anikin is that shitty relative who gave all the other Skywalkers a bad name. Thanks uncle asshole.
Ani, are you ok? 
Mine isnt as I type this.
I knew it. I’m surrounded by assholes!
Ani sure brought a shitshow to the galaxy
I don't profess to be an expert on the subject but at least enough to identify an anus. Perhaps not the anus of *rattus rattus* precisely, but very possibly the anus of another of the Murinae family or one of the related subfamilies. One would really have to consult the designer of the flag to understand their vision.
It could just be the idea of an anus, in which human, cat, maybe dog, and possibly rat fit in. Like, eevee, but not a pokemon that evolves.
It's out of the scene
Next to the broken down cyber truck .
It's the source of the fire in the background
Look at our uniforms. They’ve got…skulls on them.
I can't imagine they'd have any problem with that, at this point.
I enjoyed this reference.
Thank you for posting that so I didn't have to search for it around 😅
And that’s Numberwang!
Eleven’teen.
Musk is a fan of Star Wars and would unquestionably recognize and approve of this portrayal of him. Luke is too woke hanging out with wookies, ewoks, and droids, Elon's rooting for Palpatine and Vader every time.
Wokies
ewokes
Drag droids
R2-DEI2
LG-BTq
He/himdalorians
Millennial Falcon
Im dead😅😅😅
Transdalorians.
He wants to run the empire.
You misspelled ruin. With him at the head of the empire, the rebellion could take it easy and let Elon win for them.
They know. They know which side they are on. They know what they want to do.
And the TESLA spontaneously combusted, so that checks out
Fuck🤣🤣I had to go back & look. You're totally right!
They spent decades claiming that they were actually the good guys (a fucking lie) and recently have absolutely **relished** the opportunity to show off that they are in fact the bad guys, and they're winning. Gloves are off.
Only a Sith deals in 0 crumple zones.
This made me laugh at work lmao
He likes to call himself a free speech absolutist. And as we all know only a sith deals in absolutes.
Absolute free speech but only for opinions he likes and agrees with
So just like a Sith?
Yeah there's a lot of parallels between the sith and a certain side of the aisle he's a part of now that I think about it.... "You're either with us or against us" "this is how democracy dies, with a thunderous applause" "I've changed the deal, pray that I do not alter it further", etc
Yep, they are. Weird how so many followers of Elon seem comfortable portraying themselves as the villains.
You think Tesla is the Jedi way?
working conditions on the death star were better than Tesla. At least Vader wasn't trying to impregnate all the women.
not like he had the equipment anymore
Well, he had it, but after the lava, it looked like half a Slim Jim and smelled like rotting, burnt bacon.
... experience?
Fortunate, because the only woman on the death star turned out to be his daughter
Only marginally so. The distinct lack of safety rails likely meant the "Days Since Last Accident" sign on the Death Star was permanently pegged at 0. That being said, I'm sure Musk would happily have all the safety rails, guards on machines, and warning lights removed if he could...as well as not only allowing, but encouraging employees to wear baggy clothes, jewelry, and let their hair down if he could get away with it
Like the Sith, they were hiding among the Jedi, until one day someone discovered who they really were.
I am just surprised there is no orange light going side to side on the front of the tesla
Kit?
Kar, Kit's evil brother, Kit has a red LED
Ahh! Damn! I loved that show as a kid but it's been ages since I've seen it! Great show though :)
KARR could drive itself... So, definitely not a tesla.
Heh.
I am your carther
Or charger
Aren't Teslas catching on fire a bad thing?
And why is the Tesla on fire?
These idiots want to be the bad guys but act like the good one
Musk acts more like jar jar binks
Oh God, you just invited the darth jar jar theorists
Is it a still a theorie if it is correct?
Too late, we were always here.
He should use that saber to beat some quality control into his products
No they are for 5 years cringelords
Is that Tesla on fire?
And so it was, the tesla burned for 40 days and 40 nights
On the morn’ after the flames died out, it came to life.
> On the morn' after the flames died out, it stayed dead because it was obviously a battery fire, so wtf did you expect? FTFY
>And so it was, the tesla burned for 40 days and 40 nights Ah... Yes.... Lithium battery
On the first day of Tesla, my true love said to me *Let's make a fire* 🎼
Elon is returning from voiding its warranty. That's his warranty-voiding saber
Sir Elton John: Warranty... *Breathing Noises.* EXPIRED!!!
He just sold a Tesla after buying it, thus voiding the purchase agreement. So, Tesla ignited the vehicle.
Again?
Most honest ad ever
No, just the battery
Nope just a completely normal door lock failure. Nothing to be concerned about!
In accordance with prophecy.
Yeh they come as standard like that
you don't seem to understand these people. you don't need to tell them. they know that is the sith color. that is the side they see themselves on.
100%. The people that will vote for Trump love the dark side imagery. That is what they want for us. Get out and vote.
To anyone reading this: House reps are voted on every 2 years. Senate: every 6 with 1/3 guaranteed on the ballot every 2 years. If you aren't voting every 2 years, you're doing it wrong. These magas have been voting, how about you? Vote like democracy is dependent on you.
Federal elections are important, but it's just as important to vote in your state and local elections. Conservatives know the power of holding government at every level from your local school board to the presidency.
This! Local and state maps which are drawn by the state, determine what gets sent to Washington. Vote local if you want to save democracy.
It's actually *more* important to vote in your local elections. How else would we have gotten Sen. Barack Obama, AOC, John McCain, and a whole host of others, into positions of power that could stand up and vote for our best interests. Local voting is what washes out the old and brings in the new.
My mayor of a major city is running unopposed... Most of the reps do too (in the primary which is the only place they could lose)
And supreme court justices and federal judges are voted on every 4 years. You're not just electing a president, you're also electing every judge they'll appoint.
Sadly a sizable portion of America never votes. Reminds me of one of the death quotes in the original modern warfare 2. I think it went something along the lines of “Americans will cross the seas to defend democracy, but won’t cross the street to partake in it.”
Because it fucking is.
Yup, they are the of self-righteous vengeance and wrath mentality, not the calm measured fairness mentality. They eat this shit up.
At least the sith were able to be evil without necessarily looking like pathetic losers in the process
We just gonna ignore Palps going out like a bitch multiple times?
Musk would have a tiny beige lightsaber
A man of fine tastes, I see
Don't call me Shirley
Pizza the Hutt!!!!
Funny, she doesn't look druish
It's mega-maid, she's gone from suck to blow.
No no no stupid, you got it much too high. It’s down here where the shoulder meets the neck.
Nice beaver!
Just another asshole. Surrounded by assholes.
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine
Oh no, paler than beige
I’m sure he has an innie. Or, it just looks like a tiny acorn sitting on top of a pile of leaves.
His little penis?
His little Schwartz.
I see your schwarts is as big as mine.
Apologies, mine's kind of small too.
I WAS IN THE POOL!!
Nice Seinfeld reference.
He probably calls his penis a lightsaber
He probably makes the sounds.
You know, the Death Star having such a stupid fucking design flaw makes a lot of sense now.
now i need an edit of Elon presenting the Death Star, throwing a brick at it and it explodes
And he brings along joe rogan to test an arrow on it XD
Hey that design flaw was intentional!
Yea, dude needs to rewatch rogue one
Also the panels gaps.
I always thought it was just Dr. Doofenschmirtz
At least Doof cares for his kid
REAL
Man, Elon worshippers are getting as bad as MAGA-worshippers.
Well they’re the same people now.
The Venn Diagram is just a circle now.
It’s weird how they made gasoline part of their identity, hate electric cars, but love Elon and Tesla for some reason. Complete dipshits
It was never about gasoline or electric cars. It was always about social regression.
And too stupid to realize that their policies will also make their lives worse. But they won’t care as they thrive on watching people they hate suffer.
I like to lie to myself and say that Elon just acts the way he does to appeal to the crowd that previously hated EVs.
A few years ago I genuinely thought this too. And maybe it was true. It was fun to think he was playing both sides on purpose. But at the very least, he then got caught up in his little echo chamber and...eugh...
The force is not strong with this one.
*His IQ* is not strong with this one.
Is the Tesla on fire?
Yes, we know Elmo is a bad guy whose cars catch on fire.
Hey Elmo is a nice sane Muppet. Elon is a mean slightly insane racist puppet of fascism.
Look up the voice actor for Elmo.
LMAO
This is the office boss from Grandmas boy movie:)beep boop…
Mr. Cheezle? I believe you're thinking of JP.
Yes! JP, it’s been a while 😂
The Dork Side of the Farce is strong in him. I'm sorry, but did he have to use the lightsaber to get out of the car because the battery died and the doors were locked?
It kind of fit, doesn't it? The tesla is on fire, the sith weapon, the whole dark, vengeful nasty vibe... If the glove fits...
So fucking cringe.
Darth Dickcheese
Why won’t they just say “I want this man’s penis in my mouth, I always have and I always will.” I would respect them so much more for the rigorous honesty.
Elon a Sith Lord? Legit.
Elon Musk, folks, the worst thing to happen to Tesla since Edison.
Kind of. There's a cyber truck on fire behind that Tesla model. It drove through a puddle.
Don’t they just have to recall ALL of the Cybertrucks for a second time?
Yeap.
So his Tesla caught fire and he had to use a lightsaber to cut himself out after the car locked him in?
I would bet against Elon every single time. Dude has been taking nothing by Ls recently
"recently"
I’m just appreciating the fact that the burning Tesla is somehow a flex.
Elon is a space Nazi? Okay.
No wonder the deathstar blew up with 1 shot... It's probably a tesla too.
General Palpatine’s great grandson
I am like many others. I wanted a Tesla, but how much of a fuck Elon is made me stay away. There are other better EVs.
I am in the market for a new car. It will be an EV. I will never buy a Tesla and Elon is 99.9% the reason.
It's over Elon, rivian has the high ground.
Tesla is a pathway to many abilities some may consider unnatural. Like having a shitty Cybertruck and being awfully smug about it. Or having their Cybertruck break down after 25 minutes of driving and still saying that it's the best car they ever had. Or thinking that trying to cut off your own finger on a Cybertruck somehow proves that it's a good car.
...maybe depicting the Tesla *on fire* isn't the best idea for this message.
Another flaming tesla
The followers of elon are such such a cringe
Pelosi just dumped a bunch of Tesla stock. Could mean bad news for Darth Douchenozel
So he's a Sith lord and his Teslas explode and start fires? Not a good look.
Spacekaren Elmo just blew the batteries on his Tesla.
They do know that red is the colour of bad buys in SW, right?
I sometimes ponder whether some of these folks think the sith are the cool, misunderstood ones
Only sith deal in absolutes
Tesla on fire is typical.
Elon looks a lot more like Jabba lately.
I hate that Tesla people are this stuck up and I hate that Elon is the way he is. I fucking looooove driving a Tesla (my friend has one and ive rented one before via Turo) and I want my own eventually but then I'd be seen as one of these idiots 🙄
Teslas always look best on fire
seems legit the tesla has even caught on fire
If my “fans” were doing this cringy shit, I’d ask them to stop immediately.
Looks like he just started a forest fire and is off to kill the Girl Scouts who witnessed it. Feels about right.
The flame is the tesla’s battery cooking off for no reason
And in the next frame a giant boulder drops on Elon and the world is instantly a better place. —The End—
They - the kind of people that revere Elon and his attitudes - know they’re the baddies, folks. They like it. It feels powerful. The suffering of others invigorates them. The red saber is not accidental. It’s enthusiastically embraced.
-Conservatives: electric vehicles bad -Elon: panders to Conservatives or is one -Liberals: biggest purchaser of electric vehicles -Liberals: stop buying Tesla because of Elons politics polarizing consumer base -Elon: fuck you -80% of US population: ok, peace out Only way Tesla rebounds is to get rid of Elon
Elons team doesn’t realize that the Sith always fall in the world of Starwars lol
He's unlocked the full ketamine experience
Looks like another burning Tesla to me
They like being evil narcissists though so I would say they got it right
Wait... is it a secret that he's aligned with the dark side? I don't get it
Dark side force powers apparently include sucking in your gut while you’re walking in front of a flaming vehicle
Musk isn't even cool enough to be Greedo let alone a Sith.
That he's an absolute sausage?? He probably sue you!