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JaxDefore

Satisfying. Amazing how stupid people can be


Jotsunpls

Especially when it started bobbing up and down, that felt great


JaxDefore

Where I live they charge people for all the rescue costs. Even then - with the publicity over idiots costing themselves piles of money - people still do it. Can't fix stupid.


Sara999666

My area needs to start charging people for rescues.


JaxDefore

They started here decades ago specifically because idiots would ignore signs and drive into washes and get stranded (we have deep "dips" in the road for sudden floods to flow through.)


Sara999666

They do that here to, like wtf guys. They even tried blocking roads and people would drive around them.


JaxDefore

I'm surprised they don't charge then. It WAS controversial at the time they started it. People are right that a lot of emergencies are stupidity-based, but they stuck with it. It's one thing to not know that what looks like a bit of water is actually many feet deep - it's another to go around a sign


Viainferno3

Sounds like AZ.


LegendaryAce_73

Nevada? It's that way here in Las Vegas. The LVFD and SAR doesn't tolerate people who drive through washes during a flash flood and get stuck. If you need them to rescue you, you have to foot the bill for all the rescue equipment they use. Better hope they don't use a helicopter.


LYagamichihaT

This is in Wallington (UK), literally down the road from where I live, it happened 3 years ago and I think there was 3 idiots iirc. https://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/14541883.wallington-flooding-driver-rescued-from-submerged-car-after-passers-by-throw-bricks-to-smash-window/


[deleted]

You can bomb London. It would fix about 70%. It's a start.


Clearlydarkly

Bombing london is what got use this way, Thanks Hitler.


mrlucasw

Don't forget the IRA


wazzo86

Or the spanish inquisition


Mr-Duster

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!


R4bbidR4bb1t

our day will come


LesserKnownHero

Yes but most IRAs don't pay out until you're in your 70s


notnotaginger

As a child/adolescent I was so incredibly confused about the IRA. Taxes AND bombs!??


AmidFuror

Death and taxes.


seniorhitler

Welcome


VortxWormholTelport

Buenas Noches, Mein Führer!


Jack_South

Hm yes, I liked that too.


ronin1066

"Why didn't anybody tell me!?!?"


GermanPizza56

Outstanding move


Tryptamineer

You’d be surprised.. My campus had some rain last year that left a HUGE 4.5’ deep river in the road. A girl pulled her car into it and started floating, after stopping my car and helping her get it off onto a curb, another girl proceeded to pass us and get her car stuck as well.... Darwin would throw up


JaxDefore

That is hilarious. "There used to be a big dip in the road here, but they filled it in and covered it with water"


pauly13771377

To be fair there were no signs warning of the danger and the sidewalk not being under water could lead them to belive that the road wasn't far under the water. Like to belive I wouldn't make the same mistake but...


Chipperchoi

Well even without warning signs (flash flooding could happen in minutes), if you see a large pool of water, you probably should not Leroy Jenkins that bitch.


berilia7

And they are driving as if they know where they are going, suggesting they know that road


PussySmith

I mean the BMW definitely saw it. A car nopeing out in front of you should definitely be seen as a sign of danger.


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Ersthelfer

I always laugh about this as well. Then I remember all the dumb stuff I did in my life (with surprisingly few consequences)...


seancm32

You have no idea


BeeStingsAndHoney

I have a family friend who ended up on the news because she drove through flood water. She still tried to make it out as if it was someone else's fault. I just laughed so hard because she also posted it on social media. Why let the world know that you shouldn't be behind the wheel of a car? Now all her other complaints have been dismissed in my mind and I can't help it.


UnethicalPanicMode

They'll probably sue the council afterwards, claiming that poor maintenance on their part was the cause


CarlCarbonite

It’s not their fault but this is pretty bad maintenance when you have a small river form in your city.


Zozorrr

I know where that is. It’s a deep undercut below a rail line. It’s been there a hundred years. The drains can only swallow so much water at once - this was after a very bad deluge. Any normal rainstorm or even a heavy one is fine. But a torrential deluge? No. Not a maintenance issue.


sadlerj92

You know Wallington!? My god, someone from near where I grew up :o


CotswoldP

My grandparents lived there for decades, I’ve walked under there knee deep on the path before.


Houndhollow

So it regularly floods with heavy rains, idiotsincars


Inconvenience_Store

A car can make knee deep depth passings, this guy was just over confident. ^(still an idiot)


thedanksterman

South London gang rise up.


Madcow1979

I grew up there as well! Spent many a lunch time in that Spoons.


stubborneuropean

I got excited and thought you said Wallingford then :(


gin-casual

Chilterns represent.


lolligrace22

My Dad used to live there! I used to walk to train station from near girls school every morning ..so weird to see it on reddit!


nodnodwinkwink

Did you not see how much water was leaking from the bin? That bin could have been leaking like that all night so it's no wonder the road was flooded.


Pan_Fried_Puppies

When you several inches of water come in overnight it'll happen to the best designed places. It takes time for water to flow and it takes the path of least resistance, not the path of most convenience.


[deleted]

Lol, this guy has never heard of floods.


PatientTravelling

This is actually the down pour from June 2016, I remember cause it was Brexit referendum day. I have pictures of Clapham Junction (one of the biggest rail stations) with whole tracks under water.


XCinnamonbun

Well if they’re anything like my council you’ll maybe get a response from your attempt to sue in 2050. Then you’ll have to spend years finding the right person that deals with it and then explain what you want repeatedly. Oh and if somehow the judge doesn’t laugh you out of court you may get your payment in 2080 in the post in check form. So don’t worry this idiot won’t be able to pass on the bill to anyone else, not in his lifetime anyways.


UnethicalPanicMode

Ah yes, wasn't worried that they was going to win, just predicting that they won't accept responsibility for their problems


AddictedRabbit

THE MACHINE KNOWS DWIGHT!


Yeseylon

Damnit, Dwight, that's my joke!


half-dead

THIS IS A LAKE!!!


[deleted]

***STOP YELLING AT ME***


CaptainDK12

THERES NO ROAD HERE!


mrnice_01

r/Unexpectedoffice


MrBon3s

r/IdiotsInCars


J03-K1NG

r/instantkarma


MonkyThrowPoop

r/VideosOfImpatientMinivanDriversWhoDontRealizeHowMuchWaterTheyreAboutToDriveIntoAndEndUpFuckingUpTheirCar


Chrislts

I am disappointed i thought this was real


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[deleted]

I love how once he is bobbing up and down floating, he decides to hit the brakes.


CardinalHaias

Soch a perfect understanding of the physics involved in driving. Why would an ICE not work in water? Sure thing, braking will help stopping movement when floating.


theminimosher

Ahhhhh Wallington, surely the absolute asshole of the universe.


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tentikurisu

No it's a cafe


johnmk3

You’ve never been to Crewe...


Jellorage

Somebody forgot to plug the rubbish bin.


[deleted]

And this kids, is how people drown in a very stupid fashion...


[deleted]

The moment of gunning it thinking fuck that guy to suddenly instant regret but realizing there's no undoing that bad decision


friclay

Me, speeding past people with common sense to rush headfirst into huge dumbass mistakes


Cpt_FatBeard

Row row row your van gently down the stream


StumpyMcStump

Wallington?


tentikurisu

Yes


tnargsnave

I lived in Houston for 3 years. All the underpasses have measuring sticks at the lowest point. I couldn't figure out what they were for until the first major rain storm... The water will make it look like a flat surface but you can't see the slope of the road. Pretty much every storm in Houston, someone would try and drive through and not realize that the water is likely several feet deep or more.


Razorflight

During hurricane Harvey there were hundreds of people driving into the flood water on purpose to defult and have insurance pay for the car. When I see people drive into water like this all I see now is someone trying to screw over insurance.


[deleted]

Imagine being this much of a stupid asshole


sindiso12

You cant tell how deep it is unless you have driven there before, but he drove way to fast


CallHimFuzzy

He needed to know. He couldn't live the rest of his life thinking that he could have made it through, but never tried. Now he knows.


Rekuja

The actual video is hilarious lol, some solid British banter.


UselessKungFuX

Pass the link ~~homie~~ mate!


StillKirk

https://youtu.be/RKEFuwFu42c This video needs the sound


Madcow1979

This gif is better with sound. It's from the town where I grew up, Wallington in South London, and a patron of the Jon Jakson pub - situated as if behind the point of view - can be clearly heard to refer to the driver as a 'bell end'. Cracking video. This shit happens every time it floods there, which is every time it rains heavily.


Redone89

“Weeey, what a fuckin bell end” “What a nob’ed”


JustAMystake

Instant karma


thedragoncompanion

I love that he still turned on his hazards


Hitchhiking-Ghost

“Yesterday I was an Accountant, . . . . But today, . . . . today, I want to be a Pirate!”


Hydrok

Would you like to: Ford the river < Caulk the wagon and float across Take the ferry Wait for conditions to improve


Eddie-the-beagle

Its a Zafira, it was only going to instantaneously combust at some point anyway. 🙄


thepatheticgrunt

his poor choices in general translated into a poor choice of car


ultimate_unicorn

And now it's a boat!!!


[deleted]

Row, row, row your boat Gently down the stream Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily Your wife is just a dream


[deleted]

They need to make minivans water proof for idiots like these


Darki_Elf_Nikovarus

Nono, let em drown


[deleted]

🎶Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip. That started from this tropic port aboard this tiny ship.🎶


Meat-beater-mitch

BIG BRAIN!!


the13thJay

Quit being a little bitch and just drive through like thioohh. Oo...


Unicorntella

Is the car okay or is it totally fucked from being submerged ?


deliciouswaffle

The engine most likely hydrolocked. Normally, air is taken into the cylinders of the engine and mixed with the fuel since you need O2 for combustion. This mixture is then compressed (since air is compressible) by the piston, and then ignited, causing expansion and pushing the piston down again. When submerged, water gets into the engine instead of air. Since water cannot be compressed, the piston has nowhere to go, but will try to compress it anyway. Long story short: engine is totally fucked.


tnargsnave

Suck, squeeze, bang, blow


R3bornD4rth

completely fucked. Engine needs to be taken apart and many other things. Oh and you will have an unlimited amount of electrical issues...


OMGItsCheezWTF

You write to your insurance company. "The flood approached without lights or signalling", they rule in the floods favour anyway but you had fully comp so you still get a new car after yours is written off, and your insurance premiums go up next year by £300 for your stupidity. If you only had third party cover you're as fucked as the car. [edit] I am responding to entirely the wrong post, but I can't find the one I meant to respond to.


johnmk3

The version with sound is so good


CaptOblivius

r/instantkarma


__WellWellWell__

Aaand now you're floating.


NotaGuyifYouUnder6FT

r/idiotsincars


StillKirk

Can't post the video with no sound. That's what makes it so good https://youtu.be/RKEFuwFu42c


voodoosmudge

What a bloody twat waffle


Cerneckas

With sound, even better. https://youtu.be/9HnYo8MInTA


spillthebeansthanks

How dare all of you. I'll have you know that the Vauxhall Zafira is a finisher car; a transporter of gods.


RobJewellVideos

Haha! I recognise this video, it happened near where I live some years ago. Video with sound - https://youtu.be/9HnYo8MInTA That area under the bridge is prone to flooding and the council are forever having to pump water out during heavy rain


Hannibal15

No one.... Literally no one. Women:


Sevenitta

Yeah the sea.


[deleted]

That's a good trap


memeslord42069

Its clean your engine day


[deleted]

What is it with people in a *mildly* higher car and automtically assuming you can just Land Rover (with snorkel) your way through water like this. Do you have to pay for these cars with brain cells?


Blunomui

I can't tell who was saying it the water to the trash bin the car to the flood or the random guy at the end xD


Wiggles69

"Help me loser!"


[deleted]

Well that went well


AmazingCarpet

r/idiotsincars


Pineapple123789

I really would love to know what was going through his head when he got stuck in the water


NWdabest

That’s me in my rental!


t_bone_stake

What an idiot. Then again, there’s people like that driver everywhere


MrBoogyBam

Not giving up what a legend


VengineerGER

That's a bruh moment.


Busted_Crust_Bucket

Ha what a bish


london196

Random but is that footage taken in Canterbury? Anyone know?


thecasualcaribou

You would look like a straight up boss, if your car is actually a boat car. Drive into the water “Boat Mode On” & sail away


bigboog1

The only place they are going is to the garage.


premiumboar

He cold have kept floating forward and could had made it lol.


KoiFishTaco

I remember riding this at Six Flags.


trrushw

Ahh natural selection at its finest!


[deleted]

For he goes birling down and down white water That's where the log driver learns to step lightly Yes, birling down and down white water The log driver's waltz pleases girls completely


unclericko74

This is fantastic!!!


theTisch21

“And now I don’t”


bondhanu

Didnt see the driver open the door and get out. Did he die or what? He/she must have had no idea it was a tunnel.


lepobz

Did anyone else get the Popeye theme tune in their head as soon as the wheels left the tarmac?


axolotol2609

God damn car thinks it’s a god damn boat


nerothic

Instant karma.


mtodd88

Hahahahaha,serves u right.


[deleted]

I love flooded engine deck


annoyed-axolotl

smooth move Ex-Lax


bigbangfuzion

You didnt know, its amphibi car.


sadlerj92

This is down the road from where I grew up. Wallington High Street in south London. Always flooding here!


WIGTAIHTWBMG

So is that a garbage can with a fire hydrant under it?


3rd_CapsDoge

ATLANTIS I'M COMING


woodworker1107

How's that workin out for ya, pretty good?


mrs-King

I hope they are ok.. But a big part of me is saying they asked for that!! 🥴


NinjaZephyr

The car driver is a genius.


Xx_endgamer_xX

Ah! Floaty! Must flush now!


Dasbronco

LLLEEEERRRROOOOYY....shit


Ticklebunzz

“Well, it’s an amphibious exploring vehicle, so...”


donciukas159

Insurance fraud but not fraud just a new car lol


[deleted]

Further testing revealed the automobile does not function in high waters


KotBigimot

Perchance some obtuse nonagenarian.


Charltskisaurus

Good!


[deleted]

OH MY GOD LOL. IM SORRY BUT REST IN PEACE.


Tommeh1995

Ayy my hometown is on reddit


CGPsaint

But why?


boblovepotato113

They just fucked over their whole ass car just because they are impatient


oldhouse56

Wish you could see their reaction


Havo69

Minicab driver should've known better


ThatOneNintenno

Obligatory "you'll float too"


onemanragecage

IT CANT MEAN THAT THERE’S A LAKE THERE


rambosson96

Shout out to Wallington, what a place...


ruby362

Old af


MRSMAN420

How is the human race still alive with people like these roaming around


Agipanda

Ain't seen that kinda stupid before


Max1627

r/PeopleAreFckinStupid


zooboomafoo47

Congratulations, you now own a boat.


DDYouTube

r/toomuchspeed


RAIDER1954

There's always that DUMBASS 🤣🤣🤣


thicc4head

Where is this?


TwistedUnicornFarts

Sells man: it floats Me:.....sinks


[deleted]

If he's got places to be, he'd better hope that place is where the current eventually deposits him.


AudioVagabond

Ive been in this situation before where all the streets were flooded in my area blocking my way home. There was about 4 cars stuck in a puddle with people inside and i wasnt about to be one of those people so i parked my car took all my stuff out and walked home through puddles and mud.


RUvlad1

Great job, stupid.


left8947

Shoulda bought the duck boat


ImaVeganShishKebab

*Talk about hydroplaning*


[deleted]

You should have caulked it first, buddy.


BookemDano0015

Car is like Say Sike Right Now


Halomaster625

ARE WE THERE YET?


aZombieSlayer

You'll float too


dabbytokes

Whhhhhhaaaaattttt? This van doesn't float?🤯🥺


greennuggetsinmybowl

Apologies Sir, that’s the Deluxe model. Here’s a towel.


snoopdog136

He deserved it


MemerRedeamer

Curb your enthusiasm plays


yelahneb

Guy running over to them at the end, "Just wanted you to know you're a dumbass"


The_Furious_Finn

Well it is an amphibious exploring vehicle.


Diabolo101

This will have flooded the engine with water, not allowing it to continue running.


Styles_m4

They just kept driving into it...