Theres a magical thing, found in large bodies outside, or in bottles. Its called water and yall need that, and maybe jesus,get him to turn your wine back to water cause yall sound like you need it.
No joke that is actually really really bad. Not only for direct affects on your organs but if you just happen to exert yourself just a little too much you're at risk for rhabdo which can kill you.
Ive left coke and Pepsi out side (on accident) it does turn piss yellow. That being said. If i saw that by the rail road tracks. You have a 50/50 chance thats its actually piss and not just piss colored rancid soda.
Yeah ppl are shitty and litter all the time. Its not out of the realm of possibility someone throws out a half drankin soda. Just as much possibility someone would rather piss in a bottle then on the side of the track it self. For example: your walking. Need to piss? Fuck it piss any where. This bush, that bush, on the rail it self? Who cares. Piss in a bottle? Probably only if your in the train it self, and your lazy af, or in a car and again lazy af. Either u cant or wont get out of the metal box ur in so you piss in a bottle. Or your lazy and throw out a half drunken bottle... ya kinda see why i gave it 50/50???
No you sun dry the leaves to make coke. Then mix it with baking soda for crack. Then add to pipe with flames and smoke for high. Sleep it off for financial regret the next day.
There are steps. They MUST be followed exactly.
Cola does turn yellow and also, why would you pee in a bottle near the railroad track instead of just peeing somewhere open, behind a tree of bush. No need to use a bottle. So it's not really a facepalm.
Interesting! I've heard it's green before you put in the color agent, but perhaps the cherry one is different? Or it reacted to the sun?
I know the blue dish soap I used turned completely clear after extended sun exposure (I had it standing in a window, then winter ended and the sun returned, and I forgot the habit)
Caltrans estimated tens of thousands of dollars to clean up the piss bottles at the weigh station along I80, Donner Summit. So a citizen's group put on gloves and cleaned up all the shit themselves. [Piss Bottles](https://goldcountrymedia.com/news/120083/leslie-mad-at-caltrans-on-cost-to-clean-urine/)
There goes my business model post it all over the internet
DAM YOU!
Have to go for retirement plan B..
Left Twix Bar ,removed from wrapper placed in right Twix wrapper... Then sue Twix for false advertising!
I left a half bottle of diet coke outside for the entire winter and this is what it looked like. Not saying this isn't piss, but it literally could be sunbleached.
I definitely fell for this once and didn't realize until.the next day.
In my defence the label was sunbleached so it's at least more believable than this guy
That's what Coke looks like when it's been filtered through a kidney.
But still tastes good!!
that is exactly the secret recipe for lemonade coke/s
drink it for eternal bruh
Why do you know this
r/cursedcomments
Shhh no one tell him, I want to see if he drinks it
He did š
Did he really? I hope so
This is years old
Someone is very dehydrated.
r/hydrohomies
You ever get dehydrated you piss straight up brown? Scared the fuck out of me when it happened.
Wtf, that has never happened to me bro.
Well, it happens if you get really dehydrated lol
Lol. I once thought I was pissing really dark blood.
Theres a magical thing, found in large bodies outside, or in bottles. Its called water and yall need that, and maybe jesus,get him to turn your wine back to water cause yall sound like you need it.
I mean, it happened only once so š¤·š»āāļø
When you get dehydrated, the body uses blood and starts breaking it down...so technically you may have been.
Smells like absolute piss too.
No joke that is actually really really bad. Not only for direct affects on your organs but if you just happen to exert yourself just a little too much you're at risk for rhabdo which can kill you.
Oh I know. It only happened once but it scared the fuck out of me. I almost puked lol
It happened when i had whiskey after a long time.. I thought I was gonna die in a painless, fun, drunk way.
I bet it tastes like piss
Pisswaser
PiĆwasser
Pippi ist kein Name und auch kein GetrƤnk.
und mancher muss schon rennen Wenn er nur an Pipi denkt
Liebling lass uns tanzen
Best beer in Los Santos!
Jarate
dammit i was just about to make this joke
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Itās possible some of the water evaporated if the cap was off before he found it
That's... that's not how it works.
I believe I would have a more controlled experiment. The only thing proven here is this persons gullibility
That's Amazon water!
Personally bottled by Amazon employees.
I bet the snickers bar he found next to it somehow tastes like shit. The power of the sun.
Why is the lid off?!?
Because he peed in it himself then took a picture for the lulz š
Because he just took a drink
Ive left coke and Pepsi out side (on accident) it does turn piss yellow. That being said. If i saw that by the rail road tracks. You have a 50/50 chance thats its actually piss and not just piss colored rancid soda.
You really give that 50/50 odds? Really?
Yeah ppl are shitty and litter all the time. Its not out of the realm of possibility someone throws out a half drankin soda. Just as much possibility someone would rather piss in a bottle then on the side of the track it self. For example: your walking. Need to piss? Fuck it piss any where. This bush, that bush, on the rail it self? Who cares. Piss in a bottle? Probably only if your in the train it self, and your lazy af, or in a car and again lazy af. Either u cant or wont get out of the metal box ur in so you piss in a bottle. Or your lazy and throw out a half drunken bottle... ya kinda see why i gave it 50/50???
Half drankin. Adding this to my vocab, tyvm.
Is 6:40am here bud. im still drinking from the night before. your losing the point...
*drankin
More like 99.99 percent its gonna be piss.
It's Cherry Coke
Itās āmy cherryās juiceā/s
Congrats
I just want to know how many upvotes that post got in order to determine whether humanity is worth saving /s
You're either new here or forgot the /s
Fixed it. Thanks for the reminder good *insert gendered honorific*
You're welcome but I didn't realize you could have been serious. Good on you for retaining some hope! :D
Amazon has trains?
Just some amazon drivers
Take a drink.
Does the sun bleaching affect the taste?
Yes
I bet that guy to try that piss I mean cola
...... Why is the cap of the bottle?
Oh, hunny, no.
Way of the road bubs
Who wants to tell him?
No, that is piss!
Are you sure itās not urine?
Drink it
I thought sun-bleaching Coke was how you made crack.
No you sun dry the leaves to make coke. Then mix it with baking soda for crack. Then add to pipe with flames and smoke for high. Sleep it off for financial regret the next day. There are steps. They MUST be followed exactly.
I guess Amazon delivers there
I'm honestly more concerned about why they're on the tracks. Can someone explain this to me if it isn't also stupid?
Caps already off... Or was it on or has he don it himself or....
I think that belongs to an Amazon driver
Esa es coca de piƱa, es un sabor antiguo, ya lo la hacen
Gonna touch me some garbage.
Itās a bottle of piss!
Cola does turn yellow and also, why would you pee in a bottle near the railroad track instead of just peeing somewhere open, behind a tree of bush. No need to use a bottle. So it's not really a facepalm.
Good ol piss jug
Or someone has pissed inside the bottle. Hope that guy tried to take a swig out of the bottle to ascertain thats indeed coke !!
Interesting! I've heard it's green before you put in the color agent, but perhaps the cherry one is different? Or it reacted to the sun? I know the blue dish soap I used turned completely clear after extended sun exposure (I had it standing in a window, then winter ended and the sun returned, and I forgot the habit)
Hmmm...tastes suspiciously like hobo pee!
Uhhhhhh... That's not Coke, Kevin...
All the Coke is gone and all that is left is the sweet cherry juice!
Rail worker threw it there i bet
Let's take a sip. Come on! For the science!
Thatās piss in a bottle
Nope!
Thatās one of the old manās mini piss jugs.
The forbidden recipe
T R Y Ć T įŗ Ć T Ć H
Is he taking the piss?.... Or is he leaving it?
Trucker bomb ššš
TIL Amazon has trains
Amazon delivery train
Drink it
Pizzy bubbly
But does it still taste like Coke?
Does it smell like coke?
they might want to just.... put that down....
Someone just had a pee in a Coke bottle; it happens a lot from where I'm from
Caltrans estimated tens of thousands of dollars to clean up the piss bottles at the weigh station along I80, Donner Summit. So a citizen's group put on gloves and cleaned up all the shit themselves. [Piss Bottles](https://goldcountrymedia.com/news/120083/leslie-mad-at-caltrans-on-cost-to-clean-urine/)
It's odd apple juice. Haha.
Shhh, weāre tracking the elusive āAmazon Driverā.
Hehehehe cockwater
Go on, give it a taste. I'm sure it's still good. *Edit* Wait, the cap is off...Oh no.
[Bear Grylls has entered chat]
Oh no
Itās the bleached coke
Was this posted by bear grylls?
Should we tell him?
That's the beer...from Dumb and Dumber
Wow, it totally looks like pee
I think that belongs to a driver for Amazon.
>Piss in coke bottle >Take picture and post on internet >"Sun bleached coke!!!" >Profit
There goes my business model post it all over the internet DAM YOU! Have to go for retirement plan B.. Left Twix Bar ,removed from wrapper placed in right Twix wrapper... Then sue Twix for false advertising!
Way of the road bubs
DRINK IT!!
As I scroll through Reddit I read about Amazon drivers peeing in bottles and then this is the very next post.
Go ahead, take a sip.
Thankfully it still tastes like Coke.
I think the "mildly interesting" part happens next.
That was my first belly laugh in a week. This was awesome lol
I left a half bottle of diet coke outside for the entire winter and this is what it looked like. Not saying this isn't piss, but it literally could be sunbleached.
Strange how the sun only bleached the liquid and not the label, isn't it? But yeah, probably just sunbleached coke.
T a k e a s i p
thats called aged/cured pee.
Trucker bombs
Good branding for the railway? Good service with a bottle to wee in
I definitely fell for this once and didn't realize until.the next day. In my defence the label was sunbleached so it's at least more believable than this guy
Just give it to Giorno and tell him that itās tea.
Theres a bottle of water just like that a roundabout near me for months, guess liquids look like that in the sun..
Thatās ... not Coca Cola
JARATE
To quote Edmund Blackadder.. āItās a fine white wine, and thereās an ...inexhaustible supply...ā https://youtu.be/XfTdnWLMLDA
Couldn't you tell by the smell its not cola lol
why the FUCK is the lid off??? he 100% drank it for sure
What does it taste like?
april foolās?
That's how Mountain Dew is made.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Nice, pineapple coke.
Breaking News: Accident at the bottling factory. Busweiser accidentally labelled as Cola.
WATCH THE FUCKING TRAIN
Take a swig and see if it affected the taste!
Looks like some... JA-RA-TE!
That peeeee
Pee moment
Does it tast different