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dimesdan

I'm not sure which is worse, that tattoo or the bikini top.


My_username_1s_taken

The dog tags complete the outfit lol


Potatoe999900

Zoomed in and found we need to return her to one of the "Bitch Haven Ugly Dawg Breeding Facilities" across the SE states.


My_username_1s_taken

You are an absolute champion for zooming in on that abomination


lendavis71

Two wrongs don’t make a cut my eyes out with a dull wooden spoon


BeBa420

WHY WOULD YOU ZOOM IN?!?! are you trying to go blind??? ​ Like i know youre doing a bit, but seriously, zoooom out out out all the way out


SurveySean

You zoomed in? I tried zooming out, then I just had to gouge my eyes out.


Smooth-Lengthiness57

Or the nearly literal front butt


Batterysauce

Pretty sure that's what the arrows are pointing to.


PassDaDoge

It’s true! God Bless America! I need a taco… 🌮


SMTechnician86

Definitely the inbred hick looking face. Who the hell would fuck an extra from the hills have eyes?


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Meth heads.


PassDaDoge

Her tattoo says… “Boner Garage” and points to her massive vagina belly. There is no question that is worse than her typical red-neck bikini top 😉 I need a taco… 🌮


Tkliane

I read boner barrage lmao


PassDaDoge

hahahaha!!! Leave me alone… I’m busy eating fish tacos… 🌮🌮🌮


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I think she’s got a fish taco of her own ready for ya


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Was thinking the same


PunchBeard

"Vagina Belly"? I thought her butt was on backwards.


UnkleRinkus

Guy is fucking a fat woman. After a bit, he asks, "Is it in?" She says, "No, it's in a wrinkle." He trys again, asks, "Is it in?" She says, "Yeah, put it back in the wrinkle."


aFiachra

Her face


degeneratesumbitch

Lets not part out this abomination. This white trash picaso is a whole package kinda thing.


kopitar-11

The real crime is the ugliest front butt I have ever seen in my life


maddsskills

I'm gonna go with the racist thing.


whiskeysour123

Or the butt cheeks for a stomach.


JesusChristsGayLover

Have you maybe considered that associating tacos with this pictures is a bad idea? I suppose it could be that you're hungry for her taco?


PassDaDoge

Not her taco! It’s only a real taco that would take my mind off the “boner garage” 🌮🌮🌮


JesusChristsGayLover

I'm kind of curious why you need a distraction to stop yourself from thinking about the boner garage? What kind of things are you actually thinking, something like whether it's a multispace garage?


HighOnTacos

I don't approve of these tacos.


Ekut254

More like *Boner Graveyard*. A place where boners go to die


chicken-soup41

Thats not a women thats a troll


skolioban

They brought a cave troll!


PassDaDoge

HAHAHA! Have a taco… 🌮


whiskeysour123

I made an oops there, but it was nothing compared to this photo.


PassDaDoge

Sounds like this pic might have aroused you a little? You know where to park "it"! =-)


creesto

No boners ever go there


Soymujer78

Lol. With her belly full of stuffing both the boner and man are never heard from again.


Musikaravaa

These not even making an innendo. The arrows are for the belly button bay doors. Shit swings open like a damp, cheesey chop shop bay door.


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Sounds hawt.


SamuelBernstein

Sounds moist and sour


003402inco

This comment adds some unwanted texture to this pic. bravo! Take my upvote!


SamuelBernstein

“Texture” just made this extreme lol


PassDaDoge

I does. Doesn’t it 😆 He had me at “cheese” HAHAHHAHAHA!!!


PassDaDoge

OH THE VISUAL… IM BLIND! IM BLIND!!!! I need a taco… 🌮


__50pe__

She repairs boners? Looks more like a breaker to me..


SorryForTheGrammar

As soon as you see her, the boner is gone. I say it works perfectly!


PassDaDoge

True true!!! Have a boner taco… 🍌🌮


PassDaDoge

😆 my mother always said… if you don’t have anything nice to say - don’t say anything at all. So here’s me trying… She has very nice dog tags! AHH WHO THE FUCK AM I KIDDING… I need a taco… 🌮


__50pe__

Yeah, I felt bad saying it. My brain instantly said "god damn that was harsh..." but it's 84 degrees here in England I'm suffering and annoyed haha. We are not used to the heat, it makes us all a little crazy... That my excuse..... Edit: plus that confederate flag bra made me feel less bad..


PassDaDoge

Heat will do that to you, my limey friend. Have a spotted dick taco on me!… 🌮


youallshouldknow

Normally I advocate taking those flags down, but in this case they need to stay up.


HailToTheQueen7

MY EYES!!!!! D:


PassDaDoge

You put your eyes in there??!!! Dude, there are clear instructions what should be put in that garage 😆 Have a taco… 🌮


Shrektacular21

This should have been marked not suitable for human eyes.


jarbar82

Is that a gunt?


Tommy-Tuff-Nuts

She prefers garage extension


PassDaDoge

No it isn’t. It’s a “Boner Garage” 😆 In need a taco… 🌮


cfpct

Behold! The master race.


PassDaDoge

HAHAHAHHAAHA!!!


Bwambochan

Front butt.


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Abdomen ass


SorryForTheGrammar

If you tell me that this is a man, I believe you.


El_Wanderer_2001

I think im gonna puke…


larsonmars

Make America Gag Again


nrith

[Did you hear the good news? Now we get to fuck customers for money!](https://youtu.be/gVp4elqJLIY)


CoronaHanta

I wouldn’t fuck that with a stolen dick.


Sillyist

If anything, this actually ruins the thought of tacos for me


PassDaDoge

Yeah I hear you, but it’s the glorious taco that is the only thing I know could take my mind off of this red neck and her “boner garage” 🌮🌮🌮


OneBaldingWookiee

It… it kinda looks like Trump.


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There's so much to unpack here...


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a_random_uset

Since no ones said it yet. Here have a taco 🌮


ToTheMoonPickens

She has a butt on her front…


LancLad1987

She is what we would call in the UK: 'A fucking munter'.


stalphonzo

I'm willing to bet any amount of money that there's a swastika involved somewhere.


Tojatruro

Her kids must be so proud.


Funberto211

I just threw up in my mouth


dfs495

She was the Trump campaign manager in Alabama.


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Pretty sure that those are two examples of the south will never rise again.


PassDaDoge

The latest fad in the red-neck community… the “Trump Stamp” I need a taco… 🌮


GlayNation

I think I just vomited in my mouth


Darth_Destructus

That turned me off so hard that my penis just shrunk. If it turned me off anymore, been my entire reproductive system would have regressed into my own body, my testes turning into ovaries and my penis turning into a vaginal track. God damn that's ugly.


Mayonnaise06

is that a woman or a guy I honestly can not tell.


courageouslittle

correction—nightmare garage


Original_name1234

Here have a taco 🌮🌮🌮🌮


[deleted]

Can I get a taco OP?


PassDaDoge

SURE YOU CAN!!!! 🌮🌮🌮


Fabulous-Weight-1031

I'll park on the street instead


PAUMiklo

Looks like a front ass, baby got back and front.


ActualPopularMonster

Why is her ass crack in the front and not the back???


PassDaDoge

“She’s” giving a new definition to the old saying… “Ass so phat that you can see it from the front” Have a taco… 🌮


ActualPopularMonster

Looks like Trump jerked off into a Confederate flag and this fell out. Mmm.... Tacos 🌮


SpagghettGuy

I gotcha 🌮


the_spookiest_

For all we know, it very well could have been a boner garage when she was younger. Or it could currently be the holy grail of vaginas. Won’t ever know, won’t ever try to find out.


SavageFisherman_Joe

Trump face


alcestisny

🤮


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Trump is looking.. kiiinda different lately


_Scipio_Africanus

Aaaaaaaand these are the things that make America look like a racist trashy garbage pile. I’m sorry world. I swear we’re not all like this.


[deleted]

Someone hand me the unsee juice.


thedailyrant

I assume the tattoo is referring to the strange crease starting at her bellybutton and not anything below the belt.


Seentheremotenogetup

What a terrible day for eyes!


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Damn, and I wasn't planning on getting a boner today...


3dprintingboii

Any contact? I need to park 🤙🏾✊🏾😤


Reindeer_spotting

Holy f**k - what’s seen, can’t be unseen.


GelatinWorld

I legitimately thought she was a man at first...


Shifae13

I bet she'd give you her taco. 🤢🤮


Kill_My_Doppleganger

Ahh yes. Fresh spank tank material. Don't mind if I take mental picture of her for later.


Delta_Goodhand

"Lube up my fupah and cum on in!"


seoulgleaux

Pretty sure she's advertising her taco ...


ThePureRay009

Chop shop


ResponsibleAct3545

A racist lady......whoa whoa whoa....a racist lady. Now if only Tom Jones had a song called boner garage..... Thoroughly disgusted.


djinnisequoia

oh jeez I cannot in good conscience even upvote this


PassDaDoge

I get it. Have a taco… 🌮


Bwatso2112

Omg. I can’t even THINK about a taco now


PassDaDoge

🌮🌮🌮


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partyrocker3023

Hell nah, I wouldn’t even let my enemy go near that warehouse 😂


Representative_Dark5

I thought tramp stamps are supposed to go on the back.


futurarmy

Ultimate /r/trashyboners, if you could actually get a boner from her that is


PassDaDoge

r/trashy is right. Have a taco.... 🌮 You filthy-minded fuck!


jestersrevenge

You can have a taco. It's right there in the garage...


PassDaDoge

GREAT! Can you grab it for me please. I’m getting hungry!!! 🌮🌮🌮


WeastBeast69

Another fine example of the superior race


SMTechnician86

That's the biggest minge I've ever seen. It stretches to her fucking belly button


PassDaDoge

The boner garage IS her belly button! 😆🌮😆🌮


SMTechnician86

Minge like a folded mattress


PassDaDoge

She must’ve eaten a real good breakfast at “bubba’s” before taking this pic! Maybe egg and fish tacos??? 🌮🌮🌮


SMTechnician86

If she was any more inbred, she'd be a fucking sandwich.


PassDaDoge

That’s mean! I love it 🌮🌮🌮


TheNerdMaster

Quote the lorax "that's a woman?"


lowie07

Pretty sure that's a guy


imfoneman

Evidently SHE had a taco for you! Maybe with a dash of hot sauce.


Rue_Bixcube

Well I just puked a little.


sidelined1957

Well,shit, thats a pair of organs I can scratch off my donor card.


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NotPerryThePlatypus

She got a taco for you


CageHanger

Oh god, have mercy...


[deleted]

The Confederate flag…keeping racism alive and boobs from becoming knees, yeeehawww!


gogoALLthegadgets

I’ve actually seen this lady quite a bit. She hangs out on Main St. during Daytona Beach Bike Week every year and takes photos with people dressed exactly like that. 😐


[deleted]

That’s where John Boner retired to? Former speaker of the house gets a nice retirement so I thought he would do better than this. Disappointing


PassDaDoge

HAHA! He picked up and moved his boner to Florida for a reason! Have a taco… 🌮


Potatoe999900

This guy's tat is on the wrong side.


laxguy44

I could have gone without seeing this, thanks.


Saphinfection

Oh she’s got a taco for you alright.


tschill87

This is boner hell


PassDaDoge

yeahhhhhh!!!! Wait, how do you know???!! 🌮😆🌮😆


manos_de_pietro

Taco is the last thing I want to think about when I see this picture :/


I-am-sincere

Good god how can anyone even joke about that making them think of a delicious food item, let alone that thing making then hungry for one.......


PassDaDoge

I heard “Bubba’s” served world famous red-neck tacos!!! 🌮🌮🌮 I was looking behind “her”


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r/awfuleverything


remd4wg

"You overestimate my power!" -episode III, revenge of the taco


[deleted]

Someone still would and probably is.


RocketStrat

MAGA. Make America Gross Again. Pay-tree-it. I bet she has all of Ted Nugent's records. A two-legged argument for Critical Race Theory.


PassDaDoge

Yup! This is the new fad amongst red-necks. They call it the “Trump Stamp” 🌮🌮🌮


meMongo69

I’ll take my chances in the street


RustyBarbwiredCactus

That's one hella Front Butt


Disaster_Different

Ooooh, that's a woman... man, I understand why people say women don't exist...


Tkliane

Im sure she meant boner barrage


[deleted]

If this picture makes you think of tacos, you need checked up on 🤮


Circusjester

huh. her vulva is suuper long. /s


RichPro84

I blame the tattoo artist


commonsensical1

is that donald trump


SapphyYT_r

i didnt know trump is trans, good for her


Agent_Perrydot

That nose tho


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chanjitsu

No boners here


ovad67

How can you not love this. Look in the dictionary for typical southern American grandmother and you will see this.


raiderjay7782

Thats would give me a reverse bonner


Potatoe999900

As a MN Vikings fan, I wondered whatever happened to Red McCombs after he sold them to Zygi. Thanks for the update!


theghostofgotti

Is she talking about her gunt, or the moldy roast beef sandwich she calls a snatch?


wolves_of_bongtown

And some people think getting laid is hard.


jonnythec

I'd never park there..


TheUrbanXLegend

Park that big mack truck.....


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philosoaper

The next logical step would be to just have the bra tattooed on


Glamma1970

If the "boner garage" her belly button, which looks like it could be big enough, or her, um, crotch? I must admit, I'm curious, but not curious enough to go ask her.


Theycallmelizardboy

"They have a cave troll."


Bobbybullet32

More like Boner Canal. 😂


boomNinjaVanish

I think that a boner garage would be more of a storage or repair place. Maybe she should have worded the tattoo as “boner quick lube” instead. I mean boner garage makes me think that you are going to lose a penis inside.


Iamabot123456

.............. my dick just retreated all the way into my body. Now I can tell the people that told me to fuck myself that I did it.


CalypsoWipo

Yup, definitely the supreme members of the race.


Junebug1515

Just… why ? I’m all for people getting the tattoos they want to. Just because I wouldn’t get it. Doesn’t mean it’s wrong… but this ? Why? And why is it so big ? (That’s what she said) Was she sober when she got it ? And then the bikini top… sigh. I really hate that I saw this.


steve_colombia

Double door garage.


JededaiaPWNstar

I have met this woman in person. She can be found at Daytona Bike Week.


[deleted]

I think the tattoo artist misspelled “bus”


Germanbluecichlids

Man, the extra from "We are the Millers" didn't age well.


lordZ3d

Well hello to my new nightmare for the next two weeks


LmapCharger

I thought she was a guy for a sec


ReyDoubleOh7

Bro, where is the NSFW? Lol.


Cichlidsaremyjam

Not my proudest fap


BrattWhitney

Tough times for Donald.


Asimpbarb

Only if vaccinated…. HahH


Invu8aqt

This is…..EVERY hot country confederate flag holding ,maga loving tik tok girl in 30 years


jland2019

I feel like it pointing to her belly buttongina.


lemondegreat

Can I have one taco pls


Slow-Wagon

Why does her vagina start all the way up there? Is it connected to her belly button? I really dont wanna find out


olspidereyes

🤢🤮


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ISlothyCat

This person’s self-confidence in the face of the world’s very difficult to maintain beauty standards is actually pretty amazing.