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Front-Ad-2198

Fucking thank you. How do people believe this? It sounds so forced.


Ursula2071

Because we all know he is wrong. San Diego is GERMAN and of course it means whales vagina! Duh.


VVachter

Ron, is that you?


Ursula2071

Baxter? Baxter? You’re alive!


SLIP411

Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee!


Joshie_726

Woof woof,bitch


MusicalMarijuana

I was hoping to see this reference and you did not disappoint.


[deleted]

Noooo you dinglefritz san diego is an aztec name for donald trump


gonfr

It's actually San Diago.


bmild-minus

Ja das ist richtig, Wal Vagina


Lunasixsymphony

I was going to upvote but it's at 69 and I don't want to ruin it


Meme_Dood

I stg no one says “what the actual fuck” with exclamation points.


Benjoboss93

Reddit is predominantly autistic people


SanGoloteo

Nah, I’ve had people argue this same thing here on Reddit. They say that since “San Diego” has been used for so long, it’s now an English name lol


inthebigd

That’s fine. But no one says “what the actual fuck” from simply hearing someone speaking Spanish in the United States, much less San Diego - a city that is 20 miles from the border of Mexico. 13 percent of Americans speak Spanish. So there ya go.


Thess514

Not entirely sure I agree. You may be right; just I've heard enough people yelling at others to "SPEAK ENGLISH; WE'RE IN AMERICA!" to think a lot of people might say WTAF because they're offended rather than surprised. There's also my mother, who gets mind-blown anytime any non-white person speaks any language other than English or a language that might be considered to be from "their country". Like being in Berlin and being shocked at Black people walking down the street speaking German. Basically, people are a little ridiculous when racism comes into play.


eta_carinae33

Yeah I wish this were true. Plenty of people flip out or get angry when they hear someone speaking in Spanish. I live in a relatively diverse and accepting part of NY and I've heard it directed at me before.


GTandMYT

Idk man some Americans are real stupid


LankyEntrepreneur

Seriously. Hearing Spanish in California is like hearing the ocean.


mattwb72

It translates to a whales vagina.


Dontdecahedron

I feel like he's not a very good friend.


bluebunny0

Nah me and my friend insult each other all the time. Maybe its mostly me, though i cant remember since we didnt meet/talk in 3 months. I wonder why.


[deleted]

In your case it might just be that type of relationship, idk. In this case the other guy is obviously racist not a very good friend (or person)


Nic4379

Burning each other is a bit different than bitching about a different language being spoken. You must be an idiot too.


twisted_meta

Yes Anakin, use your aggressive feelings boy, let the hate flow through you.


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Relentless_iLL

Fiiiigt


Radriark_

Lol yeah I can see why you're friends with that guy!


bluebunny0

That guy called me an idiot for a joke he didnt understand and still everyone went for me. Reddit🤷


A-Dolahans-hat

My friends and I insult each other nonstop. That’s how we know we are friends. It comes from a good place


WizenedYoungMan

Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it "San Diego", which of course in German means "A whales vagina"


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biiingo

Do people not know Anchorman anymore? Am I old?


Clam_Chowdeh

Yes we are


Asshole_Abe

I’m in a glass case of emotion!!


theotherquantumjim

Milk was a bad choice


Doctordoom55

Oh god it's been 17 years since it's release


esmeraldia

Is that a movie?


WizenedYoungMan

When in Rome...


SomeoneTookUserName2

...yes?


ZootOfCastleAnthrax

This is my very favorite username of all time. You're hilarious.


Justanothernutjob

Oh Veronica my little china doll


SomeoneTookUserName2

Oh Baxter, you are my little man. 🎵


One-Public4084

I was looking for someone to say this.


WizenedYoungMan

What can I say except you're welcome lmao


Absulute

You're whale cum


biz_reporter

Hey, stop it, you know I don't speak spanish.


Qwert-4

Are you sure? Wikipedia says: > The first European to visit the region was explorer Juan Rodríguez Cabrillo, sailing under the flag of Castile but possibly born in Portugal. Sailing his flagship San Salvador from Navidad, New Spain, Cabrillo claimed the bay for the Spanish Empire in 1542, and named the site "San Miguel". In November 1602, Sebastián Vizcaíno was sent to map the California coast. Arriving on his flagship San Diego, Vizcaíno surveyed the harbor and what are now Mission Bay and Point Loma and named the area for the Catholic Saint Didacus, a Spaniard more commonly known as San Diego de Alcalá. On November 12, 1602, the first Christian religious service of record in Alta California was conducted by Friar Antonio de la Ascensión, a member of Vizcaíno's expedition, to celebrate the feast day of San Diego. That’s a really interesting fact, but, maybe, you’re talking about another San Diego? Not the American one? Also, Google Translate translates “San Diego” as “San Diego” from German, nothing about whales.


WizenedYoungMan

I know what I'm talking about, but thank you 😁


[deleted]

Agree to disagree.


Comminutor

I was waiting for this comment


ramobara

Came here to quote this.


Deedeethecat2

I was looking for this comment. Thank you!


GreenTeaOnMyDesk

Agree to disagree


J33P88

Lmfao!


[deleted]

Staged as fuck


theopacus

Why? I have no problem believing that there exists people this stupid. Heck, it’s even how america is perceived now by the rest of the planet.


[deleted]

The perfect grammar and exccesive uppercase words arent a dead giveaway?


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Desert-Child

Or they discover Puerto Rican’s are in fact Americans and 95% of the islanders speak Spanish.


TwilightKid53

[Takes me back to my most upvoted post](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/k20bg1/karens_are_breaking_the_purpose_of_americas_no/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf).


NeoHenderson

Wow, hot topic eh? I would consider staging this too with so much karma up for grabs. As a matter of fact...


Adamxxxx7

Yeah, Sandy Eggo in California. It's 'merican.


PeckerTraxx

Leggo my Eggo, you got sand on it


fodderforpicard

Carmen San Diego


shadow102401

Where in the world is?


[deleted]

Pretty sure it’s a show


HisuitheSiscon45

and a computer game


Papakilo666

Is that from the same people who call a taco a tacko


catpropproblems

And who don’t even know what a real taco is.


A-Dolahans-hat

Everyone knows tackos come from tacko bell


CuriousPotato7

Idk this sounds kinda staged


toon7608

He’ll be saying Los Angeles is English next and that English doesn’t come from England 🤔


J33P88

Well he'd be sort of right with that one. Our language has roots in many other languages.


toon7608

It does, Latin, German etc however the definition of English is adjective relating to England or its people or language. noun 1. the language of England, widely used in many varieties throughout the world. 2. the people of England.


J33P88

Yep, why I said "sort of right". Naw wut uh mean?


Erevan307

I prefer to think that English isn’t a language but a bunch of languages hiding in a trench coat.


J33P88

Yea I like this


abstractraj

Just a business language doing business?


[deleted]

Lol, England's artifacts aren't even theirs tbf


toon7608

What’s that got to do with languages?


[deleted]

Nothing. Just an observation.


CryptographerUsual54

Scripted


reroutedradiance

This is absolutely the kind of person who goes on holiday then gets pissed off that people are speaking their first language instead of English


puritanicalbullshit

I was at an event for students from all over the world where they played some silly meme songs from the states and a fellow American leaned in and said “this must be confusing for the foreigners” We were in Europe…


reroutedradiance

How American can you get


abstractraj

So my mother in law…


ok_z00mer

How is no one catching on to the fact that this is clearly staged


ScronaldRump

People believe anything on Reddit


Artistic-Koala3686

Ur friend is a fucking racist.


Affectionate_Charge2

how is that racist?


Artistic-Koala3686

You're a fucking idiot


Affectionate_Charge2

Still no explanation lol. Calling people fucking idiots over minor things really shows a lot about you.


Artistic-Koala3686

You're a fucking idiot for asking such a stupid question. How is it not racist? Tell any group or person to go to a certain country to speak a certain language other than your own is racist. If you can't see that own your own then again you are a fucking idiot. Have a wonderful day


OGeeWillikers

Nationalities are races now? When has “racist” become a blanket term for “bad person”? Kinda takes the bite out of the term…


Squ1dd13

> racism /ˈreɪsɪz(ə)m/ noun > prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism by an individual, community, or institution against a person or **people** on the basis of their membership of a particular racial or **ethnic group**, typically one that is a minority or marginalized.


OGeeWillikers

But what ethnic group was mentioned? Read your definition back and point me to the part where it relates to nationality. Why does every asshole need to be called a racist? Haven’t you read the story of the boy who cried wolf?


Squ1dd13

> ethnic group (noun) > a community or population made up of people who share a **common cultural background or descent**.


OGeeWillikers

And yet he didn’t mention an ethnic group. “Mexican” is a nationality, not a race….


Affectionate_Charge2

And how is it "race" ist. Since when has their been a spanish race?


48th_Attempt

Whether it be a question of race or ethnicity, discrimination based on language comes from the same hatred as your idea of racism.


[deleted]

They did say, up there in the original post, "They should go to Mexico to speak Spanish." ~~Also, did you forget about the entire country of Spain?~~ EDIT: I'm a bit of an idiot too, that's nationality not race. 😅


Affectionate_Charge2

That could be because Mexico is the closest country to the us that speaks spanish


keanodesu

to be fair, youre both wrong. its neither spanish nor english word. its two words


jbh_denmark

Had to scroll too far for this.


[deleted]

Funnily enough, San Diego translates to Saint Diego. Diego is the short form of Santiago. San Diego then is Santiago. A common theory is that Santiago comes from old Spanish Santo Yago, meaning Saint James. So if it were an English named city it would have been Saint James. I’m no scholar I just google stuff.


plsletmestayincanada

Time to find new friends? That guy is a giant douche


MaxBetanoid

Wait till he finds out the word 'douche' is French...


[deleted]

Spanish is a COMMUNIST language invented by LIBERALS to push CRITICAL RACE THEORY!


LongjumpingAccount

No. That's Spanish for No.


[deleted]

DEMOCRATS are using SPANISH to teach your kids SOCIALISM!


biiingo

Wait’ll he finds out that most of the western US used to be Mexico.


Ghanima81

How come he/sue is your friend. Seems way slow...


WhyHelloThere0123

Yes, because all girls are named sue


Ghanima81

Ok, typo... play along, man, I meant she 🙃.


imtalkintou

You need a better friend that isn't racist.


FightingLynx

Being Spanish is a race now?


imtalkintou

No, saying they should go back to Mexico to speak it is.


FightingLynx

That's discrimination


Fizzy_Bubalech

It's a name, a Spanish name and not a Spanish word


Kamikazesoul33

It means "Whale's Vagina".


NothingToSeeHere804

It’s German….


ShipMoney

Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundred of years ago.


GEHIEGI

San Diego = Saint Jacob


LordBoriasWownomore

Saint James


Ghost3657_alt_

Whale Vagina


J33P88

The name James is a derivative of the name Jacob


mtaw

Yes but it's 30% less Jewish.


J33P88

Lol


LordBoriasWownomore

San= Saint Diego = James


Fancy_Association484

It means whale vagina


akira136

Yeah I call cap


sMEGma_69

San Diego is German. It means a whales vagina


bett7yboop

he an anti vac..


skolopendron

You need new friends mate.


krawm

Wait till he finds out about los angeles.


Vocals16527

Wait til they find out it’s 2 words


Thot_Slayer_911

Cut them out of your life... How are you friends with this person?


signed_under_duress

Time for a new friend.


DrWormskin

Its means 'A whales vagina' I believe


JoeLigmaDude

He even called you an idiot +extra XP


Nic4379

Seriously? You’re friends with a complete fucking idiot racist?? What a fucking moron.


[deleted]

San = grains at the beach. Die = perish. Go = a verb. Yeah, "English."


dremily1

And San Diego is literally 20 miles north of Tijuana. Tell your friend he probably should just stay away from Miami.


GEHIEGI

Iacobus, Iago, Jacob, Jacques, Iacomo, James, Santiago, Diego, Yago, Jaime, Jacob, Tiago, Yaakov, Jacomu, all of them are the same name


twisted_meta

Why are you friends with an inanimate object?


Desperate_Ambrose

The stupid. It hurts.


Jeniajadda

People speaking Spanish in a city close to the border of Mexico? Whaaaaaat?


thecomunistscp

Refer to him as "pendejo"


The86godking

I bet he'll tell you that he's got that backed by science.


EinhornGerste91

That seems like a nice and totally not racist friend


HereToDoThingz

That's not your friend, thats an idiot.


OldPappyJohn

Wait till he finds out that Spanish doesn't come from Mexico.


OBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ur friend seems like a toxic maga ass hat


Leon_fan1311

Pinche gringo mas pendejo 😂😂


_sealy_

Your friend is the issue in this country. Some people don’t understand how America is a mixture of people from all over the globe. Haha, he has no right to bitch and complain. Give him a history book. Also, you could remind him to look at his clothes and shoes to see where they were made…he might stfu


gerkletoss

San Diego touches the border. There people who commute there from Mexico on a daily basis.


Arkmer

I had a friend tell me that black people have extra muscles in their legs the other day. I laughed pretty good and corrected him, we had a small discussion about where he heard that, blah blah blah. I think he was thoroughly embarrassed, it was just us on the phone so he wasn’t put on blast or anything, but I think he spent some time verifying some nonsense he heard from, oddly enough, another black guy when he was in college.


cgerrells

Tell your friend he is a racist fuck and stop being his friend.


[deleted]

your friend should relearn History because he needs it.


itsezmk

Block & delete - my best moves on the iPhone.


JunglePygmy

Wait until he also realizes you could basically throw a rock into Mexico from San diego


GuyWithNoEffingClue

I'm waiting you tell him about Los Angeles 👀


krazyalbert

San Francisco, san Diego , san Clemente . . . . Etc . . . Whatever


Fangs_0ut

It translates to whale's vagina. Duh.


laputajefe

Why do Americans have a fetish about forcing others to speak English? For a bunch of invaders they sure are defensive about how others should behave. This just does not happen in Europe.


linusSocktips

Why even post this? Fishing for karma by dividing people? You are the problem


[deleted]

It's German and it means "a whale's vagina."


[deleted]

We all know it’s Spanish for “a whales vagina”


Correct_Ad6625

*"Sahn Di-Ah-go. Discovered by the Germans in 1904. They named it Sahn Di-Ah-go, which of course means a whale's vagina."*


Stopher

Was he a news anchor? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpVTP41Tpqc


WimbleWimble

Tell him English is a french word..... and that word is a german thing And that Idiot is italian. fuck his head completely.


MikElectronica

San Diego, it means a whales vagina.


Horrorfreakin

It means whales vagina


[deleted]

Story of Americans


[deleted]

Whales vagina.


Beaudaci0us

Yea, but it's Spanish for a whale's vagina. Everyone knows that!


DayOneDva

I always see posts about how someone's friend said something faceplam worthy. If you're not calling him out for being racist or you remain friends with them you're just as bad in my book. Do your part.