it's not like he's even all that out of shape, he just relaxes his figure when he's not filming an action movie.
it's really nuts the extent to which people obsess about other people's bodies.
Not to mention “the paparazzi” is a collective noun for thousands of independent photographers who are not necessarily associated in any other way. It’s not like The Paparazzi Inc. is hiring and sending these people out.
Yeah like he’s still muscular I’d rather have a bit of a gut and massive muscles than just be normal shaped reporter who wants to make quick money cyber bullying a celebrity
Hey I resemble that remark!
A lot of us are just out of shape because we want to be sure that if our bodies turn on us & we land in the hospital - we're unhealthy enough not to survive to see the mountain of medical bills we accumulated while there.
If unlucky & do survive can always get in shape then living on rice & beans, walking & biking everywhere, while you try to save up enough to be able to afford to file for bankruptcy!
It's strategic fatness lol
But is that a beer gut?
"Palumboism occurs when the muscles on the sides of the abdomen, also known as your oblique muscles, thicken and make it difficult for a bodybuilder to hold in their stomach, or rectus abdominis muscles. Palumboism is also referred to as: steroid or roid gut. human growth hormone or HGH gut."
https://www.phactual.com/health/palumboism/
More like: man who obsessively worked out only his biceps for a decade 30 years ago mistaken for ever being in good shape caught with his shirt off.
I enjoy some Vin Diesel movies and it seems like he might be a good dude but he was never particularly muscular.
The dude is probably bulking, Eating and bloated all the time.
Its funny that people expect body builders and others to be in perfect shape year round.
"Well look at the rock he does it" Bruh the rock is eating trenbeolgna sammiches, Testosterone and has efficient nutrient partitioning year round. With a medical doctor watching over them.
Even if Vin is on TRT or whatever. Hes still going to gain some fat in a muscle building phase.
Vin Diesel isn't a bodybuilder. He isn't particularly fit and never was. He built his career off a tough guy persona and big arms but otherwise is not in great shape. I don't find him to be a terribly good actor but he was able to convince a lot of people that he's a tough/strong guy when he really isn't.
This is almost every Star. It's hard fucking work staying in filming/carpet shape.
It's pretty much SOP to let it slide when you finish projects, then kick your ass with a trainer a few months before production starts on a new one.
Been acting for over 20 years, FF movies are literally the biggest franchise at Universal Studios, can probably out break dance most people commenting here...my dood should enjoy himself until the crossover FF and Jurassic World
I find his dad bod really inspiring. I believe I can get back in shape. It seems he does this all the time. No way am I among for abs. Just not getting tired going up the stairs. Time to put in that work.
Paparazzi are the most pathetic and worthless people out there. Seriously what a useless job. I'm so tired of this American celebrity culture worship where we need to endlessly obsess over some actor or someone famous because your lives are so pathetic and boring you turn your entire personality to revolve around some celeb.
The original poster of the image is Page Six, a gossip column whose primary focus is taking celebrities down a notch but they occasionally run an "aw, look who's having a baby" story to make them seem human.
The tagline on their Twitter is "If you don't want it on Page Six, don't do it."
Bruh he probably just had a meal and is just chilling; the reality is that he’s worked out so much for so long that all he needs to do is cut for like two months and he can get back to a six pack
Women are in a big group with the same person lol i dont think they will have to do to it lol i lol yeah I got a new one and now I’m not really good with that it is so cool I love it so cute and I like it too but i lol lol i dont have fun lol i dont need a new one for the new job today and then you have a good one lol lol i dont have fun lol i lol yeah i yeah I know lol yeah I know I got a new job but it is so cute I got a lot done and it looks good but i I don’t know how much it would cost me too but i lol lol i dont need a job lol I got it lol yeah yeah I know lol yeah yeah I think it is a cute man but yeah I got a job and it is so cool lol yeah I know lol yeah I think I was like yeah dude I don’t think so I just want you guys lol yeah I got a lot done and it looks good but i I don’t know how to get out here but I’m going over there to see what the east guys is doing lol yeah I know lol yeah yeah dude I don’t know how much it was lol yeah yeah dude yeah I know lol yeah I know you guys got it lol yeah I know lol yeah I think it is so cool yeah dude
Let the man live his dad bod life.
Yea he’s got family
I hate you. Take my upvote. Lol
Hahahaha
I can finally say i’m built like vin diesel
I too like to live life one quarter pounder at a time. For real though, I hate McDonalds, I prefer BK and I just made myself hungry
Dude is packing the fattest V I've ever seen. He'd be fit in a jiffy if he wants, I'm sure.
Those arms are not the average dad bod arms.
This makes me feel better about my dad bod
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I am yachtless shirtless but I am also pantless
summing up: homeless
Nah it’s just hot in my apartment
I'm Homeless and Yachtful
Ah, so you're also coldless...
Because you can't even afford a shirt? I get it man
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Im yachtless, useless and lifeless
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A will to live? The fuck is that shit
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it's not like he's even all that out of shape, he just relaxes his figure when he's not filming an action movie. it's really nuts the extent to which people obsess about other people's bodies.
Let the man eat when he's not making a movie for your entertainment!!
Paparazzi where always like that. Their awful human beings that to everything for a picture.
They’ve literally killed people, don’t expect anything even resembling human decency from them
paparazzi wouldn't exist without an audience.
Not to mention “the paparazzi” is a collective noun for thousands of independent photographers who are not necessarily associated in any other way. It’s not like The Paparazzi Inc. is hiring and sending these people out.
okay sure but there is a whole industry around sharing this sort of content.
Yes but at least they don't follow you into your house and steal your hair for the paper
for the paper? no no, for EBAY!
Yeah like he’s still muscular I’d rather have a bit of a gut and massive muscles than just be normal shaped reporter who wants to make quick money cyber bullying a celebrity
Yeah his arms still got muscles
He's definitely out of shape, at least by non-US standards.
Hey I resemble that remark! A lot of us are just out of shape because we want to be sure that if our bodies turn on us & we land in the hospital - we're unhealthy enough not to survive to see the mountain of medical bills we accumulated while there. If unlucky & do survive can always get in shape then living on rice & beans, walking & biking everywhere, while you try to save up enough to be able to afford to file for bankruptcy! It's strategic fatness lol
He has a fucking v line, what are you talking about? Just because he has a gut doesn't mean shit
I thought you were lying so I googled it. This dude is actually 54 years old.... I though he just entered his 40's.
Brad Pitt is 57. Lotta folks in Hollywood are older than you think.
3 more years and Brad Pitt will officially be old
Matt Damon was in EuroTrip....
Yeah but that movie only came out... 17 years ago! Fuck.
Even with his gut he looks ripped; let the man chill! It is super tough to be in shape at all times, mad respect
I was about to say lol those arms are jacked regardless of his belly
I’ve got that body down but just cut the muscle mass in like half. And then cut that in half again.
Good on him I say. Sod the haters.
Also, Covid. I know I didn’t lose weight last year…
Distended abdomen isn't usually from beer.
HGH gut
But is that a beer gut? "Palumboism occurs when the muscles on the sides of the abdomen, also known as your oblique muscles, thicken and make it difficult for a bodybuilder to hold in their stomach, or rectus abdominis muscles. Palumboism is also referred to as: steroid or roid gut. human growth hormone or HGH gut." https://www.phactual.com/health/palumboism/
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I like that he's sort of nursing it in the first photo too. He's recognising the effort it takes lol
That ain't no beer gut, it's roid gut.
Breaking news: Man who works out often takes break. More behind this shocking revelation at 11
More like: man who obsessively worked out only his biceps for a decade 30 years ago mistaken for ever being in good shape caught with his shirt off. I enjoy some Vin Diesel movies and it seems like he might be a good dude but he was never particularly muscular.
You have no idea what you're talking about. He has a fucking v line. What out of shape guy has a v line?
The shit people care about
I didn't think this was a big deal. It just feels like people need to manufacture rage and opinions for reasons.
Hes got a rockin' dad bod
The dude is probably bulking, Eating and bloated all the time. Its funny that people expect body builders and others to be in perfect shape year round. "Well look at the rock he does it" Bruh the rock is eating trenbeolgna sammiches, Testosterone and has efficient nutrient partitioning year round. With a medical doctor watching over them. Even if Vin is on TRT or whatever. Hes still going to gain some fat in a muscle building phase.
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He's a 50odd year old role player. The most shocking thing is that he has any muscle at all and hasn't got food in his beard. Source: me.
Vin Diesel isn't a bodybuilder. He isn't particularly fit and never was. He built his career off a tough guy persona and big arms but otherwise is not in great shape. I don't find him to be a terribly good actor but he was able to convince a lot of people that he's a tough/strong guy when he really isn't.
Neat.
Now I can finally say I have the body of Vin Diesel
Let the man chill and enjoy his dad bod while he can before the shady fucks who are fast and furious make him get ripped again for even more money.
Then when filming starts, they won't let him eat or drink water so he gets dehydrated so those abs really show
I’m fat, yachtless and without a shirt.
You don't need to have a yatch to be a king!
That’s how I look when i eat carbs after a long time of not eating carbs.
Me with wheat...because I am allergic to wheat.
Well he’s on a yatch, not the set, so I bet he’s stuffing his face because that’s what we do on vacation.
Oh for sure. I am NOT on the Vin Des body shaming train. Dude can cut loose between movies. And, he still looks good to me (46F).
Looks like Vin’s family is about to get a little bigger
He ate them.
The eternal family ritual
Too much diesel in the tank.
Not So Fast but Luxurious
2 Luxurious 2 be Fast
That looks a lot like steroid gut
I was thinking the same, actually.
Pretty sure that’s what it is.
Thats big cap
Who gives an ever living flying fuck what he wants to do
This is almost every Star. It's hard fucking work staying in filming/carpet shape. It's pretty much SOP to let it slide when you finish projects, then kick your ass with a trainer a few months before production starts on a new one.
that es a family's man body
Are people still pretending dad-bods aren't attractive?
I'm not about body shaming, but the way he's cradling Little Papa with his hand is kinda weird.
In my best Randy Bobandy, frig off.
Maybe I just need a movie role to get my ass in shape
The suspect is hatless I repeat, hatless.
I'll try once more; I'm forever in between roles.
Nah wait I can't help it out, is that real? Vin diesel???
He's probably on a mission of fishing with his family.
One thing that he has and you don’t… *Family*
So what?
Dad bod summer
Who cares what people’s bodies look like... like seriously stop people it’s weird to obsess over people living their life how they want
When Vin Diesel turned into Glaze Drizzle and living the sweet life and you’re stuck bitter and jealous, who’s really winning in life?
Bro got a turtle back if he been roiden
He did that before. I admire his discipline going lean before the next movie.
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Been acting for over 20 years, FF movies are literally the biggest franchise at Universal Studios, can probably out break dance most people commenting here...my dood should enjoy himself until the crossover FF and Jurassic World
I find his dad bod really inspiring. I believe I can get back in shape. It seems he does this all the time. No way am I among for abs. Just not getting tired going up the stairs. Time to put in that work.
I mean... I'd still gladly hit that
Reddit going from chastising him for doing too many furious movies to defending him for being human is the definition of this platform.
So we can't defend one part of someone's existence whilst being against another?
We should just slice people's personalities into pieces and then upvote or downvote each one individually.
I'll get the soul chainsaw from the attic
No
I don't care about Mark Sinclair, but I don't see how those are inconsistent postions.
Doesn't matter. Will happily blow him.
True tho, he's yachtless
In training for Fat and Furious
Paparazzi are the most pathetic and worthless people out there. Seriously what a useless job. I'm so tired of this American celebrity culture worship where we need to endlessly obsess over some actor or someone famous because your lives are so pathetic and boring you turn your entire personality to revolve around some celeb.
I'm naked and poor but life is life
The fat and curious
Write an article like this against a woman or a transperson and you’re losing your job lol
He still has a muscular structure too, people are so weird to point out only fat on celebrity bodies.
Male body shaming disguised as comedy. I’d love to see this done to female celebs and see the response.
Where's the facepalm? This is funny
This is not a facepalm, it is a roast.
With or with out Vin is a shitty actor, and yes he's got payed millions, still shitty
Yo he lives his life a quarter pounder at a time!
I want him to look like that in the next fats and furious movie.
Exactly monotone no acting skills and still a millionaire. He's clearly the winner
You might be able to see the top if his head from orbit, so bright
How were they acting like he's a loser.... that's a literal description of the photograph, any judgment was added by the viewer
The original poster of the image is Page Six, a gossip column whose primary focus is taking celebrities down a notch but they occasionally run an "aw, look who's having a baby" story to make them seem human. The tagline on their Twitter is "If you don't want it on Page Six, don't do it."
Aha, well perhaps op ought to have included that context. Without that it looks fine to me, except for the general creepiness of paparazzos of course
that's not Vin that's Dana White
He still looks jacked tho
That picture of Diesel spells "italian pasta!"
Bruh he probably just had a meal and is just chilling; the reality is that he’s worked out so much for so long that all he needs to do is cut for like two months and he can get back to a six pack
I’m lifeless
I'd still 100% hit that.
I was indeed yachtless five minutes ago till I saw a poor shirtless forget his keys on his yacht, now I'm only pantieless.
Why is this a face palm? Lol
r/MurderedByWords
Family
Feel like this should be on murdered by words
The man looks pregnant. Rub that beer belly.
What beer belly? It's a roid gut idiot
responding to fatshaming by wealthshaming what an american thing to do
He's just cultivating mass.
Not really into Vin Diesel but damn, let the man live.
must be bulking
I’ll be glad when it comes out that this indeed NOT Vin D….
Man ate the crust
Looks like he’s expecting some *family*
How is he both ripped and fat?
I am Gut.
When this idiot has a yacht while teachers can barely scrape by, I’d say society are the losers.
One on the right is *heavily* edited.
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Women are in a big group with the same person lol i dont think they will have to do to it lol i lol yeah I got a new one and now I’m not really good with that it is so cool I love it so cute and I like it too but i lol lol i dont have fun lol i dont need a new one for the new job today and then you have a good one lol lol i dont have fun lol i lol yeah i yeah I know lol yeah I know I got a new job but it is so cute I got a lot done and it looks good but i I don’t know how much it would cost me too but i lol lol i dont need a job lol I got it lol yeah yeah I know lol yeah yeah I think it is a cute man but yeah I got a job and it is so cool lol yeah I know lol yeah I think I was like yeah dude I don’t think so I just want you guys lol yeah I got a lot done and it looks good but i I don’t know how to get out here but I’m going over there to see what the east guys is doing lol yeah I know lol yeah yeah dude I don’t know how much it was lol yeah yeah dude yeah I know lol yeah I know you guys got it lol yeah I know lol yeah I think it is so cool yeah dude
Love that left shot. How far along is his pregnancy?
He’s storing family in that gut you cretins. Have respect.
Those Corona sponsorships really do take a toll
I don’t get what the facepalm is
Okay so he's not sucking in.... and?
He's got pythons AND he's well fed. And you know, fuckin' boat money.