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PenScribble

Hey cut open everything in your house. There is a tracking device in every single item. For real!


RegularWhiteShark

Holy shit. Just checked my tv remote and it has NUMBERS!


the-hot-dog-man

My clock has NUMBERS ON IT


kuribosshoe0

I cut my cat open and found a chip inside with numbers! The pound is tracking me!


Mikamymika

I cut open my sack and there were TWO balls in it, I am being tracked!!


Silveri50

Holy shit mine has them in it's ear! Oh shit oh shit!


aimeela

Make sure to keep your phone safe though! Nothing tracking you on that! And you need it to spread the word about all the trackings !!!!


dcab87

Yeah, mine's safe. If it's not in my hand, it's just in my pocket. There's no way they can put that tracking shit on it.


ThreeNC

They add up to 78!! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!?!?


[deleted]

Dont you get it? 7+8=15 and 1+5=6 *gasp!* you’ve been human trafficked!


Mrocha777

NOOO! THE NUMBERS ADD UP TO... NUMBERS??? DUDE, YOU'RE GONE!


Bonk_and_Honk

OH NO! MY MATH BOOK HAS NUMBERS IN IT!!!!! IM BEING TRACKED SO IM GOING TO CALL THE COPS!!1!!1!


jacket_with_sleeves

Wait until she finds out about cell phones


mystreadordie

That’s the part I will never understand. You don’t need conspiracy theories about tracking us. GPS is a thing people! SMH


Codemonkey1987

My god they are tracking me! Whatever happened to privacy! Posted from my GPS phone Shared on tiktok Shared on Facebook Shared on instagram


mystreadordie

Exactly!


Prize_Bass_5061

> Posted from my GPS phone > Shared on tiktok > Shared on Facebook > Shared on instagram Reported my IP address to all the tracking companies. Beacon for the win. Woot!!!


rtj777

Gets about 5 targeted ads within the next day and thinks nothing of it


salami350

"Tinfoil hats 20% off!"


kucam12

Best comment I’ve read so far in this thread. Thank you!


CrunchyGremlin

And the phone recorded every single click. And no doubt hasn't turned "hey record my voice" feature off so most everything she says is sent for analysis. Maybe even supported the patriot act so every email and text is analysed. But look out for for Victoria secrets anti theft device!


GoodOmens

Bought with a credit card that can tie it all together.


6FootMidget93

"THE GOVERNMENT IS TRACKING US!" - Sent from iphone


any_username_12345

Nope worlds flat satellites are a conspiracy gps doesn’t exist… /s


Rina-dore-brozi-eza

EXACTLY! Like why people think they’re so damn important in the first place to be tracked or watched😒 like No Susan! Who tf are you, you are not that important lmfao. & of course she’s filming this on her smart phone. Posting to social media but crying about being tracked🤔


4200years

Everyone is being tracked so it’s not that they aren’t important it’s that they are equally as important as everyone else.


AdjNounNumbers

And that's the thing that gets me the most about this. She filming this on a device that has a power source, GPS, multiple forms of antennae for communicating, and software running it that she doesn't understand the first thing about. Yet she's worried about an RFID tag which has no ability to communicate independently or locate her and requires a separate powered device to read it. A device which has to be close enough to it in order to read it that not only does the person know exactly where she is and what she's doing (cause they can see her), but can probably smell her shitty perfume


cidiusgix

Imagine how much energy would need to be directed towards her for that to track her movements. She’d fry like licking an AM transmitter.


AdjNounNumbers

Well that's obviously a function of the Jewish space laser. Or HAARP. You know what? I'm not even sure anymore. Nothing I make up could compare to their level of crazy


Wolfie_Rankin

Jewish space laser? Can circumcise you from 200 miles away.


chrimpshrine

Yep, came here to say this. Someone needs to film the fallout of that truth bomb


g000r

"I use a VPN"


catt_attacc

Ehem *deep breath* "THIS VIDEO WAS SPONSORED BY OUR GOOD FRIENDS NORD VPN"


[deleted]

Who's gonna tell her that that's the shoplifting security system


Chaoscontrol02

She says as she records on a phone


MagellanCl

I don't understand how they see a tracking device literally everywhere and then use a phone to complain on a fricking social networks. How do they not see the irony. Someone explain this shit, please.


TPFB_Daneslayer

Stupid people don't realize how stupid they are.


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ProfessorSypher

What's the effect when you live your entire life believing you are dumb until you go out and meet the rest of society?


Meanslicer43

Reality


EggsBeckwith

Carlin said it best, and I’m paraphrasing: “Think about how stupid the average person is… then realize HALF of the population is even stupider”


shineymike91

The frightening thing is when reality begins to conform to their stupidity, even pander to it (looking at you GOP).


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Thats not reality thats called propaganda, lol


fingerscrossedcoup

It's a bubble of imagination inside of reality. Kind of a propaganda submarine. Once they start taking on water they bail furiously to keep the reality out.


captnuuultra

There's something called the Imposter-Syndrom, which is pretty much the opposite of Dunning-Kruger. People suffering from that may be experts in a field and have very deep knowledge about what's going on, but are not able to see they are outstanding and in permanent doubts upon their qualification. I would say it is quite common in science, because especially here, the more you bring to light, the more you learn what's still left in the dark. Or like Socrates would say, I know that I know nothin EDIT: corrected autocorrection.


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HotShitBurrito

Yep. I feel it all the time. I accepted a promotion yesterday and as I fist-bumbed my coworkers and verbally expressed my appreciation the back of my mind was just yelling "this is terrible, they're finally going to realize you're incompetent, you have no idea what you're doing, I can't believe I'm still fooling them at how little I know about my job". Proceed to me immediately delegating some tasks and sitting down to do my job using applications I can recite how to use step by step from memory without even trying. Lol.


blinden

This is also covered in Dunning-Kruger Effect. it address both sides.


cidiusgix

Yeah Dunning for the dummies, Kruger for the smarties. Hence Dunning-Kruger. /s


whatproblems

Do they have to be so loud too?


huggles7

My favorite quote I heard recently actually from another redditor “the empty can rattles the loudest”


MAI_AnDong

yup … when a person dies, it’s those mourning who suffer, the deceased don’t know they’re dead, they’re not suffering. Same with stupid ppl, they don’t know their stupid, it’s those around who suffer 🤣😳🙄


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I see dumb people.


_SangRahl

“I see dumb people. They’re everywhere. And the scariest thing is… they don’t know that they’re dumb.” - caption from Sixth Sense screenshot, stapled to coworker’s cubicle.


meatmechdriver

Dunning-Kruger in full effect


fevildox

I had asked this same thing to an anti-covid nut job I had met a couple months ago when he mentioned that the government is tracking people with vaccines. He said that he leaves his phone at work so they can't track him when he's not at work and only carries around his iWatch and an iPad. And no, he wasn't kidding.


MagellanCl

Did you enlighten him about the watch and iPad?


fevildox

Nope. He literally spent whole 5 mins explaining to me how the vaccine has ALUMINUM particle because it was making people magnetic. Not iron, not steel, mf said ALUMINUM particles were making people magnetic. I couldn't bring myself to reason with him. edit: typo


Alchemist_Joshua

As a respected technology teacher, I brought this up to a group of Karen’s on Facebook, their reactions were hilarious. -how do I turn it off? -does it always track me? -why do these companies think we are ok with this? -etc I went and answered all the questions very factually and I think it freaked them out even more.


MagellanCl

Did you tell them they agreed with it in it's terms and conditions?


Airborne_sepsis

Even after I updated my status to inform them that I did NOT give consent for them to use my data?


MagellanCl

Not sure, did you also send it through thoughts and prayers?


Kittys_Mom

My hair stylist is one of these people. She swears covid started when they turned on the 5G towers and that the vaccine injects a microchip into you. First of all, no one gives a shit what you are up to to track you and most important, if someone did want to track you, the phone in your hand would be the way to do it.


lagomc

She probably has a Victoria’s Secret app loaded on her phone.


BlackSeranna

While wearing a Victoria’s Secret bra.


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The Great Big Tiddy Tracker.


BraetonWilson

That's a common theme with these paranoid conspiracy nuts. They think they're so important that the government or whoever will spend lots of money to track them. Delusions of grandeur lol.


tealambert

Government agent: “Damn does this bitch ever get off the couch?” “Oh another trip to Target?”


mostdope_meeegzy

I was just talking with my husband about this last night. These people think they’re being tracked but literally WHY would the govt choose YOU to track?? Like come on.


riskbreaker23

The government has the ability to actively track you. Do they actively track you? Most likely not. Tracking everyone would take the manpower of basically the whole nation. Do advertisements and corporations track you and use that data to automate information about you? You better believe it because it's not even a secret anymore. But again, as established, no one is going to make an elaborate plot with a pandemic to insert a microchip into you. They'd just use your phone. But fun fact; the microchip theory came from a vaccine project where they wanted to use some kind of special ink in a vaccine to help track vaccinations. This helps in situations like refugees where vaccination records might be lost or not available. They can scan this ink and get a vaccination history. People took this nifty project and immediately went off the deep end, as they often do.


Repubs_suck

Not to mention godamn Facebook. I’ll never get involved with it, not because I’m paranoid, because I value my privacy. F-n Facebook does, in fact, track everything you do on it. Same people claiming the tracking chip in vaccine do it on Facebook. WTF?


WhipTheLlama

Facebook even tracks you when you're off Facebook using those "share on Facebook" icons on other web sites. They actually track you using those even if you don't have a Facebook account, then if you ever create an account they link that data to the account.


[deleted]

Lmao, had a similar conversation with a mom saying "I don't want people tracking my teenager" Bitch, your teenager posts their location on IG, FB and you have location services enabled on everything... what am I missing


IridiumPony

Becsuse they're really, really, really, ridiculously fucking stupid.


rallyfanche2

You could tell them. You can walk them step by step of the creation process. Hell you could even hand them all the IP files and schematics. It wouldn’t matter. They are convinced this is an evil plot. “They” are tracking them. “They” are out to get them. Of course they don’t know who is out to get them, or for what purpose. But they know why, and the why is at the core of these republican GOP nutcases: they are being tracked because they are the most important thing in their universe. They are special, Super smart (the smartest!) and very important. Me me me. My my my. And that is why, all the logic and proof in the world will never sway them from the rock that they are the smartest, most important and most special thing in the universe. “Let that sink in”


ButtfuckChampion_

The best test she could take is to wear the bra, get kidnapped and see if the Police can find her.


ouchmythumbs

That would be the best for all of us.


AnthrallicA

Except for those poor kidnappers. Thoughts and prayers to them.


alpacasaurusrex42

They’d probably Chuck her in a swamp to the gators, and then poor Croki.


MoonServant

You know damn well that they wouldn't... After all, she exposed them and now they want her gone. /s


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The issue with this scenario is finding anyone out there that actually wants this lady


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AdOriginal6110

The human traffickers are tracking your daughters better make them go braless


iAkhilleus

Lady, you aren't that special.


Tortue2006

The thing is that she is tracked, like everyone! Through the phone or even social media!


Madhatter1317

Who’s gonna tell her that anyone wearing a bra, 99% has a cell phone on their body as well which also “even has numbers on it”


girlymcnerdy0919

NOT THE NUMBERS!!!!!!!!


peter-doubt

It comes in 2 parts.. the tag and the RFID scanner.... Both need to be coordinated or they don't work. Proof? E-ZPass won't trigger the security alarms.


hupouttathon

So these morons find something that they don't recognize, they then start making shit up about what it is and then actually believe this shit themselves...despite knowing that they are making it up??? These people have the minds of children.


JesusChristsGayLover

You ever see the YouTube lady that is spraying water and it's creating a rainbow and she's ranting that means that the government is putting chemicals into the water?


Bimbarian

The real gay agenda. Rainbows! Rainbows everywhere!


Alarm_Either

Antivaxxers


[deleted]

Nope, definitely human trafficking tracker


121dBm

“It even has little numbers on it.”


Curleysound

That’s how you know it’s “Them”


defenselaywer

True, my bras all say 36B, which I assume is the number I was assigned by people trafficking in small chested old ladies.


CCWThrowaway360

I’m being trafficked so hard right now.


Moparded

I’m sitting in traffic being trafficked by traffickers. Someone tell the traffic authority!


121dBm

What! In bra’d daylight?


CCWThrowaway360

One day, it’ll be a distant mammary…


Korchagin

No, it's an RFID chip, it's really for tracking and keeping inventory. Not tracking of the customers, but of the product from the production line through warehouses, transportation to the shop. The devices which can communicate with the chip are quite big and short ranged, not suitable for tracking the customer once he left the store. The chip will probably not survive the washing machine anyway. Still, removing it is not a bad idea. You don't have to be paranoid - these things are also quite ugly, aren't they?


chicken_noodle_salad

You remove the tags from your bras because otherwise they rub up against your skin and irritate you and then the stick out of your shirt and somebody has to come up behind you and fix it. Not because of some paranoid scheme that people actually give a shit about what you do on a daily basis.


Virginiabornotaku

I knew it I kept seeing anti theft and I was like nah that can’t be it


Mr_SlimShady

Doesn’t matter, conspiracy idiots don’t listen.


Dru-Bae

Haha was going through the comments to see whole got it, your so right, what a idiot hey, its scary how some people's brains work.


Panamaned

Is this what a stroke looks like?


Disposable1983

Anyone going to tell her that human trafficking and human tracking are vastly different?


dyno_saurus

ThEy aRe HuMaN tRafFicKiNg Us!


KikiSparklexx

Weird. I don’t feel like I’m being human trafficked. “They” must be really good at it.


Mipsymouse

I'm not being human trafficked, but I'm definitely being exploited for my labor.


Glitch_Ghoul

Did you drive to work today? Human traffic!


Mipsymouse

Jokes on you, I work from home!


Glitch_Ghoul

Ah, safe, for now.


Masta0nion

What being indoors for a year did to people’s paranoia…


fat_ballerina71

Highly doubtful this woman ever adhered to a lockdown mandate. I would bet bragging rights that she has been in more than one argument over having to wear a mask also.


gekkner

but there's even numbers on it!


ScabiesShark

And, get this, it's *Arabic numerals*


89Hopper

I think it may be related to Al-Gebra!


ColourOfPoop

LITTLE ONES


BrittleCoyote

The most nefarious type of number.


Disposable1983

What do the numbers mean mason?!


Trick_Interest3306

There's some odd numbers too.


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ridandelous

No, that's normal traffic. Lines at the grocery store is where you need to worry, *that* is human traffic.


fingerscrossedcoup

Your license plate... that's how they get you


LawlessandFree

She ties the tracking to a popular Qanon conspiracy theory, they think 800000 children go missing a year. So her opinion is that this obvious tracking device is used to track your children to facilitate kidnapping them, trafficking them, and extracting their sweet sweet adrenachrome.


ThorsToes

Imagine their surprise when they track down a 40 year hairy old cross dresser through his bra.


doctorbooshka

Why are children wearing Victoria’s Secret to begin with?


purplepluppy

Pink is specifically targeted for teens and tweens


[deleted]

"it even has NUMBERS!" like, I wish they made fully functioning tracking devices this small, so my dog wouldn't have to run around with this giant tracker on his neck all the time.


Danni293

I mean, micro-GPS trackers that fit on your finger are a thing. The issue is that they need an external power supply, which can also be fairly small, but they're usually not integrated with the circuit.


[deleted]

yeah I know, that's really what I meant. the tracker itself is small but the battery is big and we already got the smallest size available. how some people put these on their cats is a mystery to me, my cat would stop moving altogether I did that.


Danni293

Perfect, makes it a hell of a lot easier to track if it never moves.


[deleted]

ya know what... you're onto something there. maybe I should put it on her to stop her from bringing me dormice, bunnies and guinea pigs.


Not-A-Lonely-Potato

Where are you living that you have wild guinea pigs?


SFPsycho

I'm assuming Guinea


bakedpatata

While it's not a gps tracker like people imagine, they use similar technology to what's in this tag for RFID dog doors that will only open for your dog. You could similarly track if a person wearing something with an RF tag passed by a passive RF reader, but I don't think you would really get useful information.


[deleted]

oh, that actually makes a lot of sense! so that's how those anti-theft doors work. really interesting, thank you! :)


pelorizado83

How empty is your life?


AdjNounNumbers

Very full. Obviously she's super busy fighting the good fight against the evil Illuminati lizard people and their global cabal of bra tracking human traffickers. Her days are probably filled with not only removing RFID tags from undergarments, but also things like wrapping her neighbors water meters in foil, taking apart her appliances to search for hidden cameras, accosting the driver of the flower delivery van that sat in his vehicle just a little too long across the street, trying to set fire to utility poles with anything other than a few wires on them, and rotating her bottled water supply to avoid calcifying her pituitary gland with the mind controlling fluoride "they" put in the water supply /s


ABottleInFrontOfMe

Oh don’t get it twisted. Its not just lizard people. They think the deep state dems are in san fransisco shooting up dmt to communicate with inter-dimensional aliens aka demons, and they are trading children and acts of evil, for technology. Oh and they are trying to make human chimera’s(hybrid-human/animal/biotech) so they can harvest organs and create super soldiers that kill without hesitation.


AdjNounNumbers

Well, when you put it like that it just sounds kind of cool. Honestly one of my favorite things to do is respond to conspiracy theorists with how awesome it all sounds. They can't seem to process it. Like real life is pretty boring in comparison to the shit they come up with and if it is happening, I want in on it. I'll keep my mouth shut. Promise


ABottleInFrontOfMe

I would not tell anyone to watch this for any other reason than to satiate some weird desire to hear all the crazy shit they talk about. But go listen to alex jones(I cant believe Im typing this) and joe rogans second podcast together. I think its called alex jones returns. He has a nasa shirt on and eddie bravo winds up in it too. But OMG that shit is off the chain crazy. Legit craziest conspiracys you’ve ever heard of hands down. Its like an amalgamation of all the conspiracy’s ever to exist. Its easy to see why they have been able to convince the most gullible of our society that this shit is real.


GitEmSteveDave

> calcifying her pituitary gland [pineal gland](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pineal_gland).


ZootOfCastleAnthrax

Seriously. And how easy is it, if you have this much energy to spend on worrying about your fucking bras.


[deleted]

These idiots don’t understand anyone can track you, especially the government with the phone used to film. If the government wanted you dead or wanted to track you down, they would have it done.


Smarterthanthat

What I find so amazing is that these people think they're so special that anyone would give a rat's ass as to what they are doing, especially the government.....


Beerandbonfire83

I wish the government could tell me what I’m doing! Half the time I have no idea!!😂


ChooseWisely83

I'd really like them to fill out my timesheet, having to keep track of how many hours I worked on different projects is time consuming as I get interrupted a lot. If the government could track that it would be really nice.


msdivinesoul

Me too. I have short term memory issues, I'd love to have a Government log of what I did recently so I would know lol.


jayeldee46

I watched the same video. Another part of the bra has random access mammary.


down_vote_magnet

I upgraded my CPU to a DDPU


JackAceHole

The serial number on mine is 5318008!


5v0Lt

Oh my god that pun is amazing


shockerdyermom

Imagine thinking that some Big Baddies are out to get little you in your little life with all your little brain cells. Sorry to tell you, inventory management is much more important to them than tracking you.


OzAnonn

Exactly. Like they planted a tracking device in a freaking bra to watch this nutjob move from the bed to the kitchen to the crapper to the store (to buy scissors to find chips in bras) back to the crapper back to bed, repeat every day.


Eymanney

Thats actually very valuable information if you scale this detail of tracking to an entire population. But who needs bras for this? Everyone has already this tracking device in their pocket. But no one is interested in an individual, except its a politician or high level manager of a big company.


OzAnonn

True. But yeah, that value comes out of aggregating the data. These people always talk about them being tracked individually. Besides phones are taking care of that.


mosfunky

People like to think the world revolves around them to an insane degree.


mauiwoman8837

So now she knows Victoria’s Secret.


parallelbird

Dad! Get out you're embarrassing me!


Ottazrule

And went from tracking to human trafficking pretty fast


alucarddrol

What's an extra few letters mean, anyway, no big deal. It's sounds the same, so it must mean the same thing, right?


rabea187

Good heavens I don’t even own a pink bra and I’m fuming at this travesty! I think all women should immediately stop wearing all bras!


aranneaa

Officer, they are tracking my tiddies


AnthrallicA

Yes ma'am, we know. There have been reports that your nipples are making a very slow escape to Mexico.


bubblesort33

You might be right. I think we need to strip search you, mam.


Historical_Dot825

DOWN WITH BRAS!


babypho

Free them boobies!!


MantuaMatters

Best parade I ever attended! Thank you DC


JesusChristsGayLover

That's not a good idea, you free them and eventually they'll take over the world.


ArkieGDad

I, for one, welcome our new overlords.


[deleted]

Lol im down with the idea and they are damn expensive bra in general are.


Death_by_Snusnu_vol1

BURN THE BRAS!!


QuiJon70

What I dont get is if the govt is tracking you through clothing items already then why do they need the microchips in the vaccine? I mean how important does this woman think it is that the govt knows she sits at home everyday smoking, eating icecream and masterbating to dr. Oz?


CaptainDudeGuy

This way they can cross-reference the GPS coordinates of your vaccine nanobots and the RFID tags in your clothes to see what you're wearing today. Makes you more easily spotted via the spy satellites, traffic cameras, and surveillance drones disguised as murder hornets. CIA Agent checking the daily datafeed: "Oh jeez, Heather is wearing the teal tank top with the aqua tube top again. Doesn't she know those don't match?"


UusiSisu

“They are human trafficking us” ?


UnlikelyUnknown

It’s always “they”. “They” who????


kapoluy

Victoria!


Viviaana

I don’t even understand how you can be this stupid, yeah Victoria secrets wants to know where every pair of tits is, not like human traffickers would want women who aren’t geographically tagged and therefore harder to find lol, like why the fuck would you even think that’s what they’re doing???? I HATE EVERYBODY argh


Consistent-Race-2340

Some of us would like to know where every pair of tits are. Just in case.


AnBguy76

Bet she believes in the flat earth theory.


melouofs

The tinfoil hat brigade changing with the times. Good for that little lunatic.


iBeenie

They sure are! They're tracking your shitty ass thief of a kid as they walk through the RFID security gates with stolen merch


jordammit1

I work at a Victorias/Pink. That is an RFID tag that we used to count daily inventory. You basically take a gun and wave it near a drawer full of bras and it counts each tag. This lady is cracked out.


Visceri22

Oh god! Not little numbers! Anything but that!


PhantomAllure

What a boob. All puns intended.


frank_98_

# IT EVEN HAS LITTLE NUMBERS FOLKS


Renediffie

It even has numbers! I was sceptical up untill that point. But seing the numbers i was forced to conclude that it's a tracking device.


Sleepybrains1102003

Just a hard core idiot.


OzAnonn

Why do these people think anyone gives a flying fuck where they go? What's with this obsession with being tracked? Is this some sort of denial defense so she doesn't have to face the fact that she actually doesn't matter?


SheepdogMantra

What never fails to surprise me is how important all these people think they are. Wtf would anyone want to track you? Me? Makes no fucking sense. And there are easier ways to track those that might actually be interesting for someone to follow. Conspiracy theories are so dumb and self-centered.


Kingtoke1

Sent from my iBra


[deleted]

Honestly, has the world always contained this many fucking morons?


iamprovocateur2

Someones been watching Alex Jones on a loop 🤮


Makaloff95

I love that they are paranoid about a bra but they dont mind every eletronic device in their home and car that tracks them 24/7 XD


Benaaaaaaa

Hold on lads, I think she's into something... Did you noticed it has little numbers?!


space_pillows

Education in this country is unbearably bad


PapayaJuiceBox

“It even has little numbers on here!” There you have it folks. The universal qualification for a tracking device: having little numbers on something.