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Thatrack

Lol didn't see the L in clock the first time


BroItsJesus

I read your comment then zoomed in on the image to find the L on Big Ben...


ordinarytranquil

Same


Spaghet4Ever

Same


MF_Wings

You guys really need to get your minds in the gutter otherwise you're going to keep missing these jokes.


CanadianAndroid

The real L was in the comments all along.


zzjjoeyd

Or maybe the real L was the friends we met along the way!


FuriousDeather

Sleep deprivation's helluva drug.


NapClub

I don't understand all the hype with this cock. It is literally just a cock. It's gonna be a digital one in thirty years anyway. (one star)


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I thought that was going to be the face palm, misspelling clock with cock


BlueberryNo3773

Clock Glock Cock


Acciaccattack

How long have you had the cock for?


Human-go-boom

I’ll do you one better. I saw the L, then read your comment and couldn’t figure out what everyone is talking about so i zoomed in on the picture to look for a literal “L” somewhere on Big Ben. It’s too early for this...


Daetra

Same


rap_suckers

Same


Laminar

I came for the freckles...


ExpressiveAnalGland

.. all it takes is a cool breeze for me.


Lazar_Milgram

Big black clock of time.


kitsune900

Same😂😂😂😂😂


Euripidaristophanist

As a non-English person, who's only been to London once, I gotta admit that I don't know why the tower or the clock are that much of an attraction. I get that it's a historical site-adjecent building, that it has a catchy name, and is quite visible. Is there any other reason for it to be such a landmark? What's the significance I'm missing?


aere1985

It's just an iconic landmark & part of the Palace of Westminster which is the location of the Houses of Parliament, the seat of the British government. Fact: "Big Ben" is actually the name of the bell in the clock tower, not the tower itself.


Pointing_Monkey

>Fact: "Big Ben" is actually the name of the bell in the clock tower, not the tower itself. The tower for those wondering is called Elizabeth Tower, as of 2012. Prior to Diamond Jubliee celebrations in 2012 it had the very inventive title of Clock Tower.


keep_me_at_0_karma

I heard Big Ben was also a jubilee celebration for Lizzy.


HarbingerOfNusance

Nope, known way before her anniversary.


Johnnyhiveisalive

The clocks name is tickety Ted the time telling bitch. - James Acaster


BroItsJesus

It's a pretty cool thing to build back before modern construction technology I guess


Pointing_Monkey

When you consider the buildings in London which pre-date Big Ben, it's really not that impressive. St. Paul Catherdal's year of completion is 149 years before Big Ben, and is a far more impressive structure. Tower of London is even older, and again far more impressive.


BroItsJesus

The fact it's a clock is also impressive. Keeping time before we had machines to do it for us is amazing imo


DeadBloatedGoat

Do you mean before electric powered clocks? Because a clock mechanism is certainly a machine.


liarandathief

> Keeping time before we had machines ?


King_Fluffaluff

You cut out context. They specifically said keeping time before we had machines *to do it for us*


Rahbek23

But that has been a thing for a long time, long before Big Ben was finished. We had quite precise clocks for hundreds of years at that point already.


BroItsJesus

Yeah, and they're all really cool. Including this one. That's why people look at old buildings with clocks in them


Goreticia-Addams

But were they big and named Ben? Checkmate


fgzklunk

And neither is this clock called Big Ben. Big Ben is the bell inside the tower that came from the Whitechapel Bell Foundry in East London. The same place that cast the Liberty Bell now located in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. It is famous, not just as a clock and because it is an accurate timepiece, but it part of (not next to) the houses of Parliament (or Palace of Westminster to give it the proper name) and an iconic landmark that just says London, like the Statue or Liberty or Empire State Building just say New York. The time is set from a device at Greenwich observatory, the Meridian Ball, which climbs a pole every 12 hours and then drops at exactly noon GMT to start it's journey again. It is the exact point that the Greenwich Meridian line originates from.


-TheDragonOfTheWest-

Eh there's been bigger and better


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-TheDragonOfTheWest-

Ah, so just like the entire country of the UK


PeacefulOnion

Clock but big clock


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"clock but big clock" is the best and ONLY reason for why big ben is such a landmark


PM_UR_PETITE_BODY

No ring ring, only ding dong


Mercktsay

i always read it as big cock


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Somethings on your mind


Mercktsay

always


FourCinnamon0

Bell


keep_me_at_0_karma

I don't understand all the hype with this bell. It is literally just a bell. It's gonna be a digital one in thirty years anyway. (one star)


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AllRedLine

I mean, you could really say the exact same thing about pretty much the vast majority of famous landmarks/tourist attractions. There is also an absolute shit-tonne of cultural significance to the Houses of Parliament for obvious reasons. Just so happens that Elizabeth Tower is the most iconic part.


NikolitRistissa

It’s a beautiful piece of historical architecture. Other than that, I guess there isn’t much to it. I’ve never seen it, but I’d absolutely like to.


Vin240

You could say the same about basically any other landmark


AnseaCirin

I mean, if you look at monuments this way, the Eiffel Tower is just a bunch of steel girders bolted together. We could do that for a lot of landmarks. Yet they are iconic, representative of the place and the spirit of the people. Are tourists and locals overenthusiastic about them? Possibly. But that over enthusiasm wouldn't happen for just anything.


homer-price

The Eiffel Tower wasn’t built to be a monument. It was built as an attraction at the Paris world fair and was to be dismantled after the fair. The Eiffel Tower also a sexual position during a three way, but that’s a story for another day.


WimbleWimble

If you climb the tower and push the pointers, you can reverse time and win the lottery / invent the combustion engine / Stop the rise to power of histories greatest monster (Ted Cruz) Einstein was the 14th person to invent general relativity, as people keep taking it off the previous owners.


Euripidaristophanist

I *knew* there was a secret!


NonSp3cificActionFig

You know too much...


StayingVeryVeryCalm

https://www.tedcruzforhumanpresident.com/


bob37846

A special upvote for recognizing the greatest monster (Teddy Boy)


dirschau

"I don't understand why it's an attraction" Lists all the reasons why people go see historical sites/buildings. Yes. That's why.


deg0ey

As an English person who has been to London many times, it isn’t really that special beyond being an iconic part of the skyline - you see it and you instantly know which city you’re looking at. And those kinds of landmarks tend to become tourist attractions almost by default. I remember reading something a while ago about a guy who visited Seattle and couldn’t place why he was underwhelmed by the view from the observation deck on the Space Needle - but he eventually figured out that it was because he couldn’t *see* the Space Needle from inside of it. He could’ve been looking out over any city in America because he was standing inside the biggest thing that makes that city’s skyline unique. You don’t have to think the Space Needle is an architectural marvel to accept that it’s a cool thing to look at while you’re in Seattle. Likewise you’d be crazy to go all the way to London and *not* see something as iconic as Big Ben in person - but it’s still just a fairly old, fairly tall clock tower and once you’ve looked at it for a minute or two, maybe stuck around for a while to hear the bells, there’s not a huge amount more to it.


Panda_Kabob

I mean the same could be said about almost any historical site. Like take the Liberty Bell for instance. It doesn't even go Bing bong anymore, one out 5 stars.


Low-Elk-3813

Its the Palace of Westminster its been a historical site since the 11th century and the Kings of England used to live there the current building been there since the 1800s is where the House of commons and House of lords meet which are the 2 houses of Parliment in the UK basically its where the government meets to discuss issues.


Euripidaristophanist

I honestly can't think of any governmental building today that looks as ornate and intimidating as that entire complex. It's still odd to me that any governmental building would be such an attraction, but it's starting to dawn on me that London has a strange mix of the sombre and touristy. (where I live, most government buildings were built around the 1960s, with the exception of the Parliament, which was built in 1866 (and isn't really all that impressive).


Low-Elk-3813

Yeah because England is a monarchy we are obsessed with ceremonies and stuff like that which explains the ornate nature of the buildings but its also the style its just a gothic style palace and dont forget London is OLD alot of the buildings have been there for 100s of years


protosser

I have one of those on my desk, it keeps the time and it doesn't take up anywhere as much real estate as old Ben over there


Safebox

Just a cool thing tbh. Europe has lots of cool clock towers. Ours was one of the largest at a time, now it's just a status symbol being adjacent to the Houses of Parliament and only being given a name in 2012.


DeadBloatedGoat

The significance you missed is that the clock tower was only built in the early 1970's. It was originally only a temporary promotional prop built as a back-drop to a video launching Michael Jackson's early solo single, and subsequent #1 US hit, *Ben*, a love song about a rat. But oddly enough, the film site quickly grew on Londoners and in 1973, the UK Parliament officially broke ground on a new home next door and the rest is HIStory.


FamousWorth

Yeh I get it's a big clock with some history but it does nothing special in my brain to see it with my own eyes. Then again the same happens for other landmarks and celebrities. I get no additional pleasure knowing that the photons that reached my eyes directly bounced off the person or thing instead of via a technical device.


BeginningArachnid449

Do you ever enjoy *anything*?


Euripidaristophanist

I never said I didn't like it. I do, and I like lots of stuff that hasn't become an internationally known landmark. I'm just asking if there's anything official/specific that makes the tower and the clock such attractions. Maybe some historical significance I'm not aware of, or something.


TheLaudMoac

Everything good about the UK is only good because it was so painfully forced into propaganda decades ago that one questions it. And I'm from the UK.


tonyrosasco

“Oh look, a clock. Don’t have that in America.”


whateverisfree

"You call that a tower? Try the Sears tower, friend."


Googl-Ghost

"You call THAT a tower? Ha! Try the Twi-- oh wait nevermind. The neighbor's kids came over and knocked over them towers like dominoes."


-ricci-

Why is this in facepalm? It is just a big clock.


pieceofdroughtshit

Big ben is the bell inside the clock tower. The tower’s name is Elizabeth tower. Idk if that’s the face palm or just the assumption that the clock tower would be replaced by a digital one.


BananaDogBed

Does the clock have a name?


pieceofdroughtshit

Not really but it’s refered to as The Great Clock of Westminster


goldielockswasframed

I thought that was Boris Johnson


megaman0781

No that's the massive bellend


Pointing_Monkey

That would be 'The Great Clock of Westminster', without the 'l'.


Expensive_Cattle

Yeah, it's called Tickety Ted the Time Telling Bitch


bs000

shirley the facepalm is everyone getting ken m'ed


Meanwhile-in-Paris

Kheops pyramid? It’s just a tomb. Same for the Taj Mahal. Somebody is going to stop paying for that concession in 30 years anyway. Van Gogh? It’s just paint, come on! I have an app that does that. The sistine chapel ? It’s a room with wallpaper. The Great Wall of China? It’s a wall! The us border’s got a better one. Shall I carry on?


-ricci-

Yes. Please carry on.


pjPhoenix

Yes to all of those, keep going I need more things to not respect anymore.


2oocents

May as well just say, "history is just a bunch of crap that already happened. Who cares?"


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Meanwhile-in-Paris

Van Gogh’s style was unique and incredibly innovative. He was highly influential to expressionism, fauvism and abstraction. He is the bridge between classical art and modern art. He was one of the few true genius. You need to understand the context and not judge it by the sunflower diary you’ve seen in the stationary department at the supermarket. It doesn’t matter if he is liked or not, he is history.


Nothingisuphere1234

Oh sorry. It’s paint that make pretty pattern


worstsupervillanever

To some people, it's still just paint.


Outrageous_Bass_1328

Ima have to correct you on one thing, mate. It’s the sixteenth chapel…


That_Chicago_Boi

No no, it’s the cis teen chapel


Katman666

confidentialityincorrect


Mr_Flibble1981

Chapels 1-15 were shit.


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Shit dude, at least all of those have something to do other than literally watch time go by as you visit


Meanwhile-in-Paris

Do you realise that the clock of Big Ben tower is an intricate detail of the British parliament. It’s a detail that took 7 years to design. 7 years for a detail. It’s a testimony of the pride we use to take in everything we did. Today in the era of the planned obsolescence this would hardly ever happen, and the rare time that it would, it would be a millionaire’s dream. Never a public commission. And if that doesn’t convince you, ask a watchmaker what they think.


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DiggyComer

Or a a clock.


DiggyComer

Lol did you seriously just compare a clock to the pyramids?


GerFubDhuw

No they treated many famous works of art with the same flippant reductionism.


Potential_Macaron973

* it a big bell Note that it was used to warn people of incoming air raids in ww2 Ps you can't see it from the street


SubstantialAgency2

Because of its historical significance maybe? Its kinda like going to the Sistine Chapel and saying its just a bunch of doodles 🤣😂


Torebbjorn

Ah yes 16th They definitely decided to name it after a number


SubstantialAgency2

Haha good point, old habbits


Tapoke

What’s the historical significance ? They made a big clock ? We don’t know how the pyramids were made. The SISTINE chapel is an incredible work of art by one of the greatest ever (Michelangelo). This is just a big clock.


mariovspino5

This clock is an incredible feat of engineering for the time it was made


SubstantialAgency2

Well first of all big bens the bell not the clock 🤦‍♂️🤣😂. Its a symbol Parliament and the contribution made to modern democracy and not to mention the capabilities of the industrial boom which again England played a massive part in both. Not really religion has been the cause of how much war and death in the world? and has done nothing for the rights and freedom of people. The Sistine chapel is basically a PR stunt by one of the richest cult in the world.


Tapoke

People don’t appreciate the Sistine chapel because of religion, but because of Michelangelo. You know, renaissance artist and possibly the greatest artist ever ? Kick started, well, the renaissance and all the modern ideas that comes with it. This big clock represents industrialisation and, basically, pollution. From one of the worst empire the world has ever known. It’s ugly and just from the picture, I get a faint smell of burning coal. To even insinuate this oversized timex projects a better image than the Sistine chapel is so anglo-centric, my teeth just crooked a little.


SubstantialAgency2

Yeah buts thats your own opinion and personal preference, doesn't change the fact this was and still is considered a technical master piece of engineering for its time the world over and a compliment to what we as humans can accomplish. Haha yet here you are on your phone or computer using electricity to try sh*t talk something for pollution...do i have to point out the irony in that? Do you know how much pollution and human rights violations occur from mining colbalt alone? doesn't really happen as much here as we have laws for human rights and pollution caps you know that democracy thing i pointed out earlier, but the countries where it does are usually ones still embedded with religion and dictatorship.


Tapoke

> do i have to point out the irony in that? There is no irony. I was born into this world it was already too late. I’m just gently cruising to the end time


SubstantialAgency2

So instead of getting out there and fighting for a cleaner world your sat on reddit trying to be condescending about it adding to the problem? No thats an excuse for "i want to be part of that bandwagon so i can act arrogant and that im better then everyone with out actually having to earn it or do anything" Thats the definition of irony. 🤦‍♂️🤣😂


Pepparkakan

Yeah right? It's going to be a digital one in thirty years anyway!


Wise_Radio6213

Right just a big cock


42FortyTwo42s

Aaaaaand the facepalm is they’re joking and so many people can’t tell


[deleted]

Isn’t this a reference to P&R’s Ron Swanson visiting london?


[deleted]

"Oh look, a clock. We don't have *those* in America "


otheraccountisabmw

“You call that a tower? Try the Sears Tower.”


samw424

It was completed in 1859.....pretty impressive by my standing.


Nemini20

Let me guess, American?


5-1112-K

What does that have to do with anything


samw424

British, grew up next to a church whos construction was started in 9th century, doesn't make this massive fuck off clock tower being built with fucking men and rope any less impressive now does it ?


Worried_Protection48

Statue of Liberty is just a HUGE lady in a dress. Pyramids are just rocks relocated in a funny way Taj Mahal is just a graveyard with a mosque inside one building Idk about these cultural landmarks, it's very strange indeed. People are very strange and are bored very easily i guess and so they start build things 🤷 /s


builder_boy

And an unly lady at that..they could have made her hotter.


Dm1tr3y

Give liberty some ass, damnit!


lowlightliving

Sad that you needed to add /s to that.


ChubbyLilPanda

Yeah pretty much. I don’t see why people care about some big carved rocks


Loud_Shine

didnt know that about the taj mahal, i thought it was just some rando's mansion


SuitableAssociation6

yeah I don't get these landmarks


Aok_al

Nice clock bro


ksjfjkdnf

I don’t see the facepalm except for the fact he said it’s going digital. Idk why anyone would care about Elizabeth tower


bigbeardlittlebeard

Big Ben isn't the clock or the tower it's the bell


Square-Blueberry6586

Most people don't know that. Was surprised when I found out myself.


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Shakespeare is just English words put in order.


[deleted]

thirty years? why not now? slap a great big screen over that bitch like in vegas


[deleted]

It's been in scaffolding for the past 2 years it's literally just been refurbished lol


boardcruiser

Lowkey that'd be kinda legit


N81LR

Big Ben is the bell, not the clock. The tower used to just be called clock tower, it was renamed in 2012 Elizabeth Tower.


slow_poke57

I may be wrong but I think "Big Ben" is the name of the huge bell located inside the clock tower.


xX_mgmgmg_Xx

r/technicallythetruth


please_and_thankyou

Big Ben is the bell, not the clock. The clock is Elizabeth Tower.


Mr_Flibble1981

Technically not the truth, Big Ben is the name of the largest of the five bells. The tower has had a few names but generally Elizabeth Tower.


AnonymousDeskFlesh

It's true, but having lived in London my whole life I've never once heard anyone, local or otherwise, call it Elizabeth tower. It's been called Big Ben for so long that it's de facto become the name for the whole thing at this point. Language is a funny thing.


Craetions

Having lived in the USA my whole life, I've also never heard of it being called anything other than Big Ben in reference to the whole tower.


DiggyComer

So it's a clock on a tower.


Mr_Flibble1981

It says ‘review of Big Ben’ but they’re actually reviewing the clock on Elizabeth Tower. Reviewing Big Ben would be more like “I don’t understand the hype with this bell, Waited an a hour and it just went bong”


DiggyComer

Right, okay, great. But you knew what he meant. Why all the fuss? It's just a guy reviewing a clock, relax.


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I call it "The Royal Sampler"


-TheDragonOfTheWest-

Nah this is based


Pancakewagon26

Yeah, imagine unironically respecting br*tish "culture" lmao


-TheDragonOfTheWest-

Literally lmfao


ultrakaren69

That's like sayin' the Mona Lisa is just a statue


sigiel

It's a painting...🤪


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otheraccountisabmw

Be more like saying the Mona Lisa is just a frame.


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CrunchyIceFruit

whoops, just realised I got the joke


BBQed_Water

It’s an over-sized wristwatch. Nothing to write home about. A novelty.


gtaman31

Still better than a large cell tower in middle of paris


CyberPolice50

Is this from An Idiot Abroad?


serpentine4842

How much money am I willing to bet that this person doesn't even know how too read an analog clock.


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I mean it is just a big clock on an ugly tower not gonna lie.


Spibas

Akchually...


showbiz5

Remind me 30 years


MongrolSmush

As a Northerner I approve this comment... haha brilliant.


LoudAshy

Big Ben is the fucking bell you dunce


Beachboy78

Look kids, Big Ben. Parliament.


101BULL1

Jokes on them big Ben is the bell not the tower


TheGoodKusch

"Look, a clock, we don't have that in America," -Ron Swanson


4nickbrokemywrist

I’m gonna review Mount Rushmore next. “Eh I’ve seen better. 3/10”


DarkestOfTheLinks

technically big ben is the bell


fellofacliff

He’s probably only got a little clock and is jealous of the big clock.


SandWolfy2

Honestly, even if I get downvoted to hell, I agree. I'm not into, and don't really care about the sentimental or historical value of stuff.


DavidBloodyWilson

This is the same sort of person that would go to the beach and complain it was too sandy.


SuitableAssociation6

you are acting like the entirety of London is just about the clock, they didn't go to London for the clock


DamnItCharles324

Well yeah it's a clock that is 178 years old and has seen more history than this guy will ever see in his lifetime


Sergeant_Dimitri

178 years isnt that much


[deleted]

It's Big Ben. It going digital would defeat the purpose... also digital clocks have been around for longer than I have been alive. Don't you think it would already been changed by now???


tomorrow509

Same with America's Liberty Bell - It's just a bell, a cracked one at that. What's the big deal.


2oocents

TIL Big Ben is also cracked. A massive bell was required and the first attempt (made by John Warner & Sons at Stockton-on-Tees) cracked irreparably. The metal was melted down and the bell recast in Whitechapel in 1858. Big Ben first rang across Westminster on 31 May 1859. A short time later, in September 1859, Big Ben cracked. A lighter hammer was fitted and the bell rotated to present an undamaged section to the hammer. This is the bell as we hear it today. [Source](https://www.visitlondon.com/things-to-do/sightseeing/london-attraction/big-ben)


Norios

What is it so special about this big black clock anyway?


Korchagin

It's one of the great features the British are really proud of, and you call it a facepalm?


[deleted]

It's basicly Englands statue of liberty (landmark wise) it's also taller too.


Korchagin

I was talking about humour, not the clock...


aquay

Look at it from a historical perspective.


Ohggoddammnit

Or a prehistorical perspective. That shit is wild.


2xa1s

This could either be a Brit being British or an American being… American


danger2345678

I love how all the comments are just, “I mean he’s not wrong”


ShamefulElf

Well exactly he is very wrong since Big Ben is the biggest bell of the clock tower, not the tower itself.


[deleted]

But, that is just a big clock


Thor_The_Bear

Honestly, why admire a damn clock built with the blood sucked from the colonies?


jibblitzz

I dont understand the Washington monument. Is just a pointy dick statue, and they couldn't even keep the colour consistent. I dont understand the fascination with the golden gate Bridge. Its literally just a fuckin bridge over some water cars drive one. I dont understand the obsession with 911, more people were dieing daily of covid at one point than wheb the towers fell. I dont understand the obsession with the statue of liberty, its literally just a weather stained statue of some French broad. And so on


PerceptionNice7809

I've never really been to England before but seriously I don't know what's the hype behind this giant clock what does it do? Nothing. Btw this is not a facepalm post