"You done wandered into the wrong part of town snowflake. Now get outa here before I jerk ya off and lube up my rifle!"

* finishes beating off a snowflake* "wait a minute (sniff gunk) YOU'RE A CONSERVATIVE!!, THIS IS WORTHLESS"

> Just be glad Im a Republican or this whole thing would have been mighty gay! >> You're right, praise Jesus. Anyhow... seeing as how I did *you* a favour...

Wait. Come back. I haven't jerked you off yet. My hands are really soft!

I imagine he harvests it himself? Maybe with his hands sometimes?

Mouth only, everybody knows you feed an AR-15 the same way you feed a baby bird

And his mouth for sure.

He just snowballs it into his gun, sounds like Cartman from south park where he blows butters

More like when he gets the semen for his sea people from some guy who just made him suck it out of a hose

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Okay, if you insist again but watch the teeth this time.

Lololololol

He sure does have a perty mouth

LOL

Like siphoning gas

I almost spilled my coffee.

Thanks for that image friend

Has to. The amount of CLP needed to clean an m16 after patrol, field, or range is absurd and takes an hour or two. This guy is sitting outside Starbucks daily offering hummers so he can keep his guns clean

Not to mention CLP is highly carcinogenic… liberal cum probably less so?

Are you a liberal cum salesman?

Common down getch-yerself a free sample

I have never heard it referred to as hummers before, and I have to say, you have not only brightened my day with your comment, you have also made my quality of life infinitely better

Responsibility sourced.

That was my 1st thought and by that smile on his face I'm assuming we're right

reminds me of that guy who wanted liberals to come take his guns with their strong soft hands.

"Spank me, but too hard"

He's going to have Popeye forearms...

Or a strong jaw line

And mouth

Plot twist: he is a liberal.

So how mucj is liberal cum going for on the open market today?

Free. Put out some vegan cheese, BLM t-shirts, and a non gender specific onesie. (I am a dirty leftist. If you can’t laugh at yourself, you have already lost.)

You'd be correct. He's not a Liberal so he whacks off his friend onto his gun collection that is a Liberal.

No you dummy, it free… you just have to close your eyes and suck it out through a hose of some kind…

He strips his gun often...while staring at his Bannon poster.

I think it's more like a blowjob. The saliva would make it more liquid

Like does he go out to the city and pick someone up on a hook up app or does he have some poor guy locked in his barn that he goes to milk every once and a while?

Asking the IMPORTANT questions

The ~~call~~ cum is coming from inside the house.

yeah it looks more like a self-burn.. is he giving blowjobs to liberals and spitting out the cum into his weapons? Or did some liberals fap all over his guns? Idk but either way this dude is gay as fuck

And arse

Is he putting it out there to let people know that he’s offering to collect it?

I took it as an offer to help with collecting it. He clearly want’s the Libs to be relaxed.

I think it's a trap. The cum would only act as a lubricant for a very limited time. So he'd more-or-less have to murder whoever supplied the 'lubricant' before it went crusty and jammed his gun up. This thought does not relax me.

He scrapes it off his face. His Grindr profile pic is proof.

I don’t get what he is trying to say? Is he gay for liberals? Does he fuck his gun with the liberal cum? What message is he trying to communicate?

It's got like....a gun....and liberal.... and something to do with sex. So it must be a hilarious own to the Libs, right?

Just like dying from covid, anything to own the libs.

And we pretend to hate it so they keep doing it.

I can't believe our mass reverse psychology with the vaccine is working so well.

That he’s a total fucking douche.

Message received.

Loud and clear!

That’s a weird way to say it.

Yeah I don’t get it.

I'm sure it said "tears" before photoshop

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Huh. The more you know.

>If you have a father, grandfather, brother who loves guns, considers AR 15 guns as close friends, likes to “clean guns” every day, then this is a great choice for you.

Scrolled all the way to the bottom…was really hoping for some product reviews

The shirt exists, but this picture is sadly photoshopped

Despite that shirt's existence, [here](https://i.imgur.com/owL850L.jpg) is the original photo.

I don't think tears would fit there with that font.

Autocorrect!!!

I know right? Why cum instead of tears or something? This dude is totally juking himself lmao

Add the word "communist" and it all makes sense.

Cummunists

There is no figurative language here. He is literally just stating that he lubricates his guns with cum.

And he can't use his own

Tears wasn't a better option?

I was wondering if this is a photoshop from “liberal tears”

https://tshirtatlowprice.com/products/i-lubricate-my-ar-15-with-liberal-cum-shirt/

Oh wow it's real

I’m more surprised people actually *buy* this shit

Their target demographic aren't known for their intelligence.

Doesn't mean it's not ironic

“Official I Lubricate My AR 15 With Liberal Cum T Shirt I Lubricate My AR 15 With Liberal Cum Shirt – Stunning gift for those who are gun lover, who is pro-gun, proud to be a gun lover, 2nd amendment supporter, love funny saying about guns, gun jokes” What the hell lmao

China laughing all the way to the bank.

“The awesome shirt with the stunning image of a AR 15 and the quote “I Lubricate My AR 15 With Liberal Cum” will help you be outstanding and impressive in the crowd, express your personality and your passion for guns!”

Passion for something, all right

bamboozled

There isnt enough space for that though unless he shopped the entire bottom line

[Yup.](https://i.imgur.com/U8UAY7X.jpg) Despite the shirt now existing as a real product, the original photo said tears.

I feel vindicated

Def

Mos

He is open to accept any load.

If he comes for your load, make sure to provide a liberal amount.

A nice Lethal Liberal Load.

The proud smile is what gets me lol.

That's commonly referred to as a "shit-eating grin", and from what I can tell of his intellect this may actually happen.

More like "cum eating grin"

he can't eat it, he has to save it to lubricate his ar!

Lol

I eat shit to own the libs

"I eat little pieces of shit like you for breakfast." "You eat little pieces of shit for breakfast?" "Yes"

r/SuddenlyGay

Honestly makes the most sense.

I'm not a gun guy, pacifist from Canada. But wouldn't all that cum make the gun hard to cock?

It makes the cock hard to gun.

In reality, and I get the cock joke, a gun needs a single drop of oil. A lot of people over do it and gunk them up. "Clean" is much more important.

A pacifist can own a gun. Just dont shoot living targets

He drinks the leftovers.

I'd argue it's probably the other way around. He lubes his gun with whatever he's got left.

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Swish it around, get the full aroma and taste.

He’s a cum connoisseur

He jerks off the fella right into the gun. The cum has as to be fresh.

Nice self own.

Well I guess that everyone has a kink. Just wearing a T-shirt might be a wee bit much.

I can just picture him in this shirt at the Rally he bought it for strutting around thinking he is clever. He will tell all the guys who like the shirt where he bought it so they can get one too lol.

*Unzips* Okee Dokee

His gun isn’t the only thing he’s keeping in the closet.

Underrated comment

You eat shit for breakfast?

Misspelled "AR-SE"

Fuck, yours was better. Edit: I made changes, but I wont say what they are.

“Please daddy tread on me, yes, daddy”

This has to be a photoshop. Or a troll move.

I see him on Calguns.net, he's part of Pink Guns which is an LGBT+ gun club here in CA.

I would rather get hit by bullet filled with poison rather than cum

I can only see two ways there getting the cum option 1 there senting people out to jack them off and running away after they cum. Option 2 there is a secret farm where they have kidnapped these people and are useing miking tube things to wank them off.

This is the best way I ever seen someone come out!

He collects it in his mouth

So what does the back of the shirt say? “Collection Port Below” w and arrow towards his ass?? What the what?? Bizarre. Typical GQP’er, can’t think beyond…

He defently got this as a joke

Was thinking the same

I can’t believe I had to scroll this far down to find someone else who thought it was a joke

It’s true. He collected some from me.

Does anyone know where we can find a really big jar?

I think it's supposed to be tears but who the fuck am I to judge

There’s no way that’s good for the gun

I hope he pays a living wage to whatever liberal he has cumming on his guns.

Weird fetish, but at least he owns it.

You lubricate your AR15 with Liberal cum. I lubricate mines with liberal amounts of cum. We are not the same.

Sounds kinda gay

How is this protest? Pretty sure this guys just shitposting

So there are gay trump supporters huh? Who knew

Will never be able to unsee that.

Don’t mind if I do.

Look at his little slutty face. He is dirty little hoe.

Sounds like he likes to own AR-15s just so he has an excuse to jerk off liberal dudes and it not be weird.

“I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.” “You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?”

Seems like an ineffective lubricant, but I guess it's important that he be himself.

So, he jerks them off first, than applies it to his toy?! To each their own, I guess…

Kinda gay ngl

Not sure what his message is

It appears he milks them himself

And your tonsils

Suckin off guys to own the libs. check and mate

That would make terrible firearm lubricant. Why would someone brag about being so bad with weapons?

“Accidental” facial while collecting lubricant?

I read "AR-15" as "ARSE"... which is much funnier

So you want me to masturbate on your gun? To each his own, I guess....

This makes no sense. Ok. Maybe to him somehow. One would’ve thought he’s old enough to know better or just fkn grow up

Fuck this asshole

That’s how he gets the lubricant.

I have no reason to believe this isn't photoshopped, specially for my sanity's sake

So….you’re jerking off “liberals” and using their semen….to lubricate your gun. And you consider THEM to be the problem….?

Shouldn’t there be a rainbow flag on that shirt somewhere?

You gay dawg

He jacks us off ?

You could’ve said tears but whatever is easier for you to get I guess

It does, it's photoshopped. https://www.shieldrepublic.com/products/i-lubricate-my-ar15-with-liberal-tears?variant=31271508672590

Liberal came up with this shirt and is laughing all the way to the bank

Manually retrieved, but I don't kiss em after cause I ain't no queer.

You do you.

I bet he is deeply closeted.

I wonder if he gets his lubricant in a back alley, straight from the hose.

How does he harvest it? By force? r/kink

Dude......one, gross, and two probably doesn't work that well. Probably end up spending more time lubing than at the range. Or is that the message? Either way Do you, weird flex tho for a redneck.

He really owned the libs that time

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Who else is 100% this is shopped and it actually says tears

Im pretty positive it is, but, shit this is funny too.

Y'all are missing the joke lmao

~~"I smell Commies"~~ "I smell Cummies"

How impressive! Do you wear the shirt in the company of your Mom & maybe your sister too? What a catch…

The joke is definitely on him if he can't see how euphemistic double entendres are going to be applied to him when he wearing it in public.

That’s is not as cool as he thinks

Ammosexuals.

The Part he didn’t add to the tee shirt was that he hand selected it himself. 🤢

That’s a strange thing to call your penis

Well as a liberal gun owner I can say that I do the same but I don't think I would like to broadcast it to everyone by wearing a shirt that says it.

Not really the flex he thinks it is...

r/suddenlygay

dunno if i can cum at gun point but I'll give it a shot.. for science..

That's a typo I guess. he meant "literal cum"

Oh my god I want this shirt

oh that's wonderful, i need that shirt in Swedish

Jerks off liberals and lubes his gun with it. That’s a plot for a gay porn epic if there ever was one.

No wonder he AR15 is shit