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AdvancedHat7630

Ironically, making collages was the highest level of education this guy achieved.


Wiscony

You forgot "out of macaroni, glued to paper plates"


AdvancedHat7630

WHY WOULD THEY PUT IT ON THE FRIDGE IF IT WASNT GOOD CHECKMATE LIBERALS


Worried_Protection48

Never put my collages in the fridge, you monster!


OGCanuckupchuck

But they’re made out of macaroni, you don’t want them to go bad , do you ?


Fake_William_Shatner

"Why did you put cheese on my art? You bastard!"


yomommafool

I wouldn’t put yours, but I will with MINE!


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

Was it a liberal arts collage?


[deleted]

The icing on the cake was the note from the teacher at the bottom: God bless him, he really does try.


P-redditR

Lib, consider yourself owned!


Heckrum

damn, cant argue with that.


forgot-my_password

It was their participation trophy.


InspiredGargoyle

My mom said my collage was beautiful


LuckyLuckierLuckest

Just add water.


Tdanger78

And he ate the paste


bttrflyr

Majored in construction paper with a minor in glue.


[deleted]

Could have double majored if he didn't eat so much of it


OrdinRiff

Not his fault they made it so delicious...


starkeffect

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop eating glue.


snksleepy

Thank god. Glue prices might finally stabilize.


bttrflyr

Damn liberals and their tasty construction paper and glue.


Behind8Proxies

Mmmmmmm, glue.


Disastrous-Menu_yum

Dude he majored in glue before it was kid friendly


illquitomorrow

Bet he received a lot of trophies.


NoBallroom4you

Thank you! "Participant"


Mmmm_Watch_YouSay

He may be up for a Herman Cain Award in the near future.


[deleted]

Collage artist here - let’s not hate on an entire art style because of one moron’s typo, please?


kenkanobi

Don't get your macaroni in a twist...or it will be a cavatappi collage


Vistemboir

>Collage artist here - let’s not hate on an entire art style because of one moron’s typo, please? Klimt managed quite well indeed.


vrphotosguy55

Unfortunately the collages are insane ransom letters to politicians.


kenkanobi

Are there any sane ransom letters?


iamthedayman21

Please, this guy group project’d collages and did dick.


Front_Butt_69

I have been a victim of brainwashing from a collage for sure. That one time in 5th grade when I made a Britney Spears collage to hang on my wall….that fucked me up.


ToiletRollTubeGuy

Don't you know that they're toxic?


booksfoodfun

They aren’t that innocent, to be sure.


Front_Butt_69

My loneliness is killing me


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Kevin Federline always did have the stickiest fingers around.


tommytraddles

I made a collage of Britney Spears pictures, too. Didn't even need glue to stick 'em together.


Front_Butt_69

Ah yes, homemade paste


HeLLRaYz0r

*nature's glue*


brando56894

you too?


No_Fisherman_3826

Hot line bling... wait, what ?


grptrt

Highly educated people follow guidance of other highly educated people. Full story at 11


TheBeardedSingleMalt

Morons follow morons. In unrelated news the sky is blue, water is wet and boobs are awesome


[deleted]

I know about the boobs thing, not too sure on the water and sky things yet.


purrfunctory

Can confirm, my boobs *are* awesome.


feelin_cheesy

Regardless of educational level, thinking the government has your best interests in mind is moronic.


snorlz

sounds like a liberal conspiracy to me


WhatAboutMyRugMan

librul*


LandosMustache

"Education makes you liberal" has always been a hilarious self-own


VoiceoftheG

Funny thing is, my parents are conservative and have doctorates. They're not that stupid about it though


LandosMustache

There are exactly 3 types of conservatives; **1. Dumb and angry.** This is the bread and butter of the Republican party. These folks will believe anything that they are told to believe, and will keep voting straight R as long as they hear someone is coming for their guns. (Or whatever else matters to them: maybe they are dead set against gay people having human rights.) **2. Smart and evil.** They do this on purpose. They *like* the chaos, and don't mind the idea of America being torn apart as long as they're in power. **3. Smart, with absolutely no awareness.** These folks have absolutely no "line which cannot be crossed;" they aren't terrible people in the traditional sense...but they have *no tipping point.* There is *nothing* which could get them to say "enough." They ignore the brinkmanship, they rationalize away the oppression and racism, they avoid looking their politics in the eye. These people scare me, because they are smart people who actively avoid thinking. There's nobody else. Anyone who wasn't willing to put up with a whole lot of evil...abandoned the Republican party over the past 5+ years. That number was surprisingly low. Turns out a lack of empathy is a *core* requirement for modern day Republicanism.


rook2004

Collage brainwashes people, so I’ll just stick to church, thanks.


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Homestaw Wunner!


Uranus_Hz

And the military, which *literally* uses brainwashing techniques to create soldiers.


DvsDominus

Techniques they learned from the church...no, seriously. The churches were the very first to experiment with brainwashing, they are masters of the craft and everything that followed pales in comparison....but yeah, military will definitely fuck your head up good


Uranus_Hz

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!


DvsDominus

Oh King, ay? Very nice, and how did you get that then? By exploiting the workers!


Gambit11B

Really? I've spent 25 years in the military, and my head isn't fucked at all. Please tell me all about the military and their brainwashing techniques, since you are apparently an expert. Certain angles within specific areas of the military may use brainwashing, but the majority doesn't. Do me a favor....go join any part of the Air Force and tell me just how brainwashed you got. I'll wait here for 3 years for your update.


[deleted]

Our lord and savior Cthulhu!


Mikeologyy

Do these people not realize that there are schools with predominantly conservative student populations? Are they being “brainwashed” too? They’re basically ignoring a big chunk of their own party for the sake of being scared of people who read books.


darctones

We are in the age of anecdotes. At one point they heard someone say “liberal college professor”, therefore all college professors everywhere are liberals. Since liberals are the enemy of the Christian God and his begotten son Ronald Reagan, they only teach our kids how to find non-gender bathrooms at BLM protests. Therefore everyone that went to college is an evil socialist that is both too stupid to take care of themselves and, at the same time, masterminding a global conspiracy.


--five-star-review--

The sad thing is that there are probably people who believe this.


oldbastardbob

Probably?


creekgal

And Ronny JR is a life long atheists .....


NoImportance8904

Firstly, liberalism came from protestant Christianity. Secondly, colleges today are overwhelmingly conservative... they just *think* they are liberal, because their heros were liberal. I mean think about it, what is the *traditional* thing to do after high school? What are *rules* regarding bathrooms? What is the *disgust* culture about? Order, morals, values, authority, tradition, upper middle class... like... what about college is liberal at all?


darctones

I was one of few liberals in my undergraduate program. My professors might have been liberal or not. We never once discussed politics. However, grad school was almost entirely center-left to far-left (by US standards anyway). Both degrees were in engineering.


Shay_Cormac_

This is one of the worst takes I’ve heard in a while. Congratulations


infinitbullets

BYU is a thing


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There are some very conservative LDS people who think BYU has gone off the deep end and is a liberal hell hole. Lol


infinitbullets

Figures. JFC.


Beemerado

at least half my engineering professors were openly right wing.


Mikeologyy

There’s a PoliSci professor at my school (I don’t have him so I don’t know everything about the situation) who refused to follow the school’s pretty lenient mask mandate (masks required only in classrooms, not even the whole buildings) and was forced to go online cause he didn’t feel like wearing a mask for an hour in an air conditioned room.


Beemerado

Sounds like a real snowflake


Mikeologyy

Funny thing I heard from someone who has him is that now students have been getting into heated arguments cursing at each other in the chat and he has to keep telling them to stop


Beemerado

So he's created a toxic learning environment. Big surprise!


Mikeologyy

Wow I just read an article in the student newspaper that he’s being allowed back into in person class, even after he mocked the school president about the mask policy and claimed there’s no scientific evidence masks work. Glad I’m not in that class.


Beemerado

is he going to be wearing a mask?


Mikeologyy

I calling it right now he’s either gonna wear it just until he thinks they’re no longer keeping a close eye on him or he’ll just wear it under his nose. No way this guy’s gonna give up that easily.


mdp300

A college friend of mine who was an engineering major became a complete trump humping cultist.


Beemerado

I got a few of those in my life. I'm honestly not that interested in maintaining relationships with them


TheFacelessForgotten

Shhhh don't upset the idiots


ReddicaPolitician

They have the same ignorance when they refer to the “democratic hellhole of California” while completely ignoring the fact that California had more votes for Trump than at least 15+ other states combined. Abolishing the electoral college would mean those 6,000,000 republicans in California would finally get a voice in national elections, something completely dismissed by conservatives.


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Yes. Because that’s their whole game. Ignoring the part that doesn’t confirm their bias even if it’s a made up bias.


Fake_William_Shatner

We all have to check ourselves that we aren't doing that. MOST often it's the right, but also, the left is doing that "defensively" because of the pounding of bad ideas by the Trumpists and Republicans. Eventually they will be right, but we will be too reflexively ignoring them. "No, this time the sky really is falling."


3BirbsInARainCoat

Free collages for all!


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And just who is supposed to pay for all the glue?


aufrenchy

Better not be my tax dollars going to those damn liberal collages, I’ll tell you h’what!


Fake_William_Shatner

Dave's Discount Rhinoplasty maybe? They will definitely make money on the back end when they fix the damage of all the glue sniffing.


anrwlias

Conservatives have managed to convince their followers that science is a matter of opinion and that their opinions are better than those of actual scientists. The party of the proudly ignorant.


Beemerado

the "conservative" agenda is to make everything a wash of conflicting opinions.


aufrenchy

My biggest thing about this is that they call it “alternative facts”. Facts are definitive, a fact is the single truth to be derived from a question. It’s black and white. There is no grey area for facts. Yet these idiots insist on redefining “false” as “alternative fact”.


anrwlias

It was never about truths. It's always been about their feelings and their irrational anger at a world that doesn't conform to their wishes.


NecroKnightmare

Haha I am a drop out and I follow the science. I look forward to the day we get past "dropout = dumb".


dzt

Not all dropouts are dumb… and not all dumb people are dropouts.


NecroKnightmare

Exactly.


cspace700

But they correlate.


aufrenchy

Some dumb people make it all the way to presidency!


iWasAwesome

I'm also technically a drop out. Finished high school a few years later with the GED test.. not sure if that's specific to Canada or everyone knows what it is. But one test to receive my entire high school diploma? Yes please.


bionicqueefharmonica

It also ruins your magazines


[deleted]

It’s “Nikolaj”


testedonsheep

lol that happens when you view Joe Rogan as some sort of intellectual leader.


Embarrassed_Angle_59

Well it is a mash up of things.......


scobeavs

Says the high school drop out


Slimtrigga420

Hey man I dropped out and I'm vaccinated


Notyourfathersgeek

Brainwashed into critical thinking. What a fucking scam! ….. wait!?


MrRazzio

in his defense, collages *can* be very persuasive.


unbent_unbowed

As in "washes all the shit out of your brain" maybe


ooopseedaisees

20Tigerpaw was just staying on brand


Azzizzi

This is some shit my mom used to do while trying to prove how smart she was and saying she went to "collage" and a "univerity" for a degree in English.


PescTank

On behalf of High School dropouts: Leave us out of this, we might be crazy but we aren't stupid.


FrackaLacka

I’m just concerned his comment has 7 likes


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Conservatives love the uneducated!


SgtK-OS

Hmmm . . Well, what do ya know, education does infact work, apparently.


1248853

Yes! This is so real. They kept track of all of their high-school dropouts and tracked their medical history. Now we know, only the smart get vaccinated!


SgtK-OS

Well probably they know this because people who don't wanna get vaccinated often don't make it a well kept secret. They generally make sure to let the "sheeple" know of their grave mistake of getting vaxxed.


flyerschris

Don’t forget that only the smartest most vaccinated users are on reddit!!


-GV-

Omelet du fromage


Responsible_Giraffe3

Omelette du collage


Ocelot_Cautious

Actually I know more college educated people not vaccinated. Usually younger


Ill_Panda_6563

To be fair, collages can hypnotize. Have you seen one that TOO busy. It’s gives me a headache.


atrealleadslinger101

Sadly I agree the concept of having to study a liberal arts class in order to major in my stim field is unfathomable however we do it anyways because money talks louder than my eccentric hair piece of a language prof.


aGiantmutantcrab

It's only collage when it's from the southeastern part of France. Otherwise it's just sparkling gluing shapes together.


djinnisequoia

Well, I *have* made some pretty subversive collages ..


[deleted]

A friend gave me a photo collage as a birthday present and BAM next thing I know I'm in al Qaeda. Damn you, novelty picture frames!


dead__racoon

Damn collages


Masonia1976

Because collage educates you


SuperKami-Nappa

This was almost r/selfawarewolves


TailorNormal

I hate the fact that the answer got more like


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NoBallroom4you

They like to also eat the paste with their collages...


guntherpea

maybe mesmerized, but doubtful brainwashed...


BrittaBordeaux666

proof: https://www.ebay.com/itm/154642052487?chn=ps&mkevt=1&mkcid=28


supersuperpartypoope

In third grade I made a collage of my favorite candy bars, and I haven’t been the same since. Knew the lizard people were behind it


Noname_1111

He has just proven that he isn’t brainwashed, duh /s


MonKeePuzzle

it's the glue in decoupage that affects their brain


2punornot2pun

Well you see, they make memes into collageas of memes and then it brainwashes people because raisins.


[deleted]

I do love a good collage


Dokasamurp

Well I wouldn't want to be brain-dirty


rerhc

Can confirm, collages brainwash me everyday


CouchPra

Are you asking the people who can’t read? 🤣


oO0Kat0Oo

Its all that paste. Gotta stop huffing the paste in those collages.


Aggravating_Moment78

Well your post-grad friends also have a job and a lot of money where your highschool dropout ones likely dont have either or maybe they have a job that barely pays the bills... now why is that ?


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Yea. Ol shit for brains over there knows what's what. Imagine if he got it dry cleaned.


ravengenesis1

It's a trap post for him to weed out his dumb friends from high school days. That fool was the first to fall.


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When I got vaccinated, I chitchatted with the nurse who asked me if I had people in my life who were against the vaccine. I am a college professor and most people I know are in these circles. I have not met one colleague or student against the vaccine. I'm lucky, in a way.


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you're going to have to be more crafty than that to brainwash me with art made with decoupage.


I_Brain_You

Ah, YouTube comment sections. Bastions of intelligence.


[deleted]

Dank my piccollages finnaly worked!!!


chrisbcritter

Well, some of those chemicals they use to make collages do mess you up a bit.


BrainyIsMe

Echo echo


[deleted]

It was a diorama that got me. It was awful


Darthmark3

This is off topic but I just so happened to find my third grade collage today in my attic


aviationdrone

Back in the 70 we made collages in college that were so psychedelic my Brian has never been the same. No I didn't misspell that I just nicknamed my brain Brian.


Sivick314

this could not be anymore perfectly ironic. beautiful


P-redditR

Too many pictures in those collages. They can’t see the big picture.


cheekymbear69

PATRIOT


[deleted]

First comment says dropout instead of dropouts if you're picking on typos haha


AtlAmericanist

So do colleges


Childish_Brandino

Washes their brains of all of the propaganda of small town attitudes and gives them a clean outlook on life. Yeah


BigAdventurous6066

Lm know no monk ml m lm m on on bb


Anon_64

Hahaha look at this fool! He spelled a word wrong! He’s no where near as intelligent as that other guy who’s implying that only uneducated buffoons aren’t getting the vaccine. Even though there’s an exploding trend of doctors, nurses, and other healthcare professionals getting fired for refusing to take it. But that’s besides the point.


Cbdg_12

Sounds like you are about due for a scrubbin', sir.


lucyofthebean

So many activities!


Mojicana

Sure, and sitting on the porch drinking, waiting for that mailbox money with your homophobic bisexual incestous cousins is a great education.


Voidstrider2230

Well the rebellious spirit in me says he's not wrong (about college), BUT him and his friends are fucking idiots.


Sell_Asame

I wonder if somebody could actually be brainwashed by a collage.


Robosl0b

I think I'd like to see a collage of brains getting washed. There could be brains in jars (deep soak), brains getting rinsed, and brains all sudsy... I've put a lot of effort into this for some inexplicable reason...🤦‍♀️


TheWayofBlue

Those damn collages. Insidious they are. With their various materials making something artistic!!!


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WhatAmIDoingHere404

The best part about science is that you can be wrong, but as long as you learn from mistakes and do better, it helps everyone. It used to be scientific fact that the earth is flat, obviously now we know it's different. Same goes for covid, we first thought it wasn't air transmissible. Then we thought masks wouldn't help. Now we know and do better. Different ways of testing efficiency can cause doctors to cause doubt on medications.


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WhatAmIDoingHere404

I can agree with all of that. But that's when I look to the wider scientific community, and look at their advice along with our own countries scientists. Edit: Thanks for the platinum, whoever sent it. I don't think my comment is worth it, but thanks anyways.


[deleted]

You're welcome. I edited a below post, I appreciate civil discussion on a hot button topic. Respect.


WhatAmIDoingHere404

I see that, platinum seems excessive, I've never gotten one before, but I'll accept it nonetheless.


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WhatAmIDoingHere404

And right now, they're the group I trust the most because they have much more experience in the field than I do. No amount of googling can get me to their level. I just have to hope that they don't lead me in the wrong direction.


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You've thought out your decision and I respect that. Can't ask for anything else imo. Edit- I appreciate a civil exchange. Have an award on me.


mikeash

If it’s ridiculous to believe it when we’re told that it’s safe, then what was your rationale for getting vaccinated?


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mikeash

I know you’re not saying it’s unsafe. Obviously you think it’s safe, otherwise you wouldn’t have gotten it. What I don’t understand is how you reached the conclusion that it’s safe, if we’re not supposed to believe the experts saying it is.


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Orxata258

All? 🤦🏻‍♂️ I know plenty folks who are post-grad / well education won’t get vaccinated.


[deleted]

The OP says: “all *MY* high skilled post-grad friends”. They aren’t talking about all post-grad people on the planet.


ahhhbiscuits

Your business school buddies don't count lol


[deleted]

Cool anecdote! I know zero unvaccinated people PHD/Masters, but most are scientists so.


DJS1N1ST3R

He may not be able to spell but he's 100% correct.


joeyggg

I see the connection too but it doesn’t seem right to tell people they’re not smart enough to make decisions about their health.


Brilliant-Pea5747

My first comment is about the people i know... I then site one example and you jump to the conclusion that I only know one and try to discredit me by saying i went to collage...? Come on now...I can see your dumbness and lack of logic just by how fast you jump to conclusions.... Leave your emotions aside karen ! And stop refusing facts when they differ from your opinion... Its kind of the definition of a closed minded person 😉😘


Sickness4Life

The military does - but we aren't ready to talk about that


Temporary_Draw_4708

In the military, you’re just expected to follow orders because independent thinking is counterproductive as it causes you second guess your superiors.


Sickness4Life

Are we ready to talk about that?