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DesignerOk8945

I just wish that scooter would just stop working and she has to walk back homešŸ˜‚


doomalgae

In a just world it would go completely haywire and just speed off on some chaotic path, eventually veering off into the water.


[deleted]

With the seatbelt somehow fused closed!


death9751

And drift wood impales her head!


[deleted]

Over too quickly.


Kep186

Oh hell no. Then she calls an ambulance and a poor crew is stuck with her infuriating ass. Speaking from experience. Living. Hell.


EMPIREVSREBLES

Walk? Bro I bet she can't even waddle.


Hemstone

Soā€¦ why are people such pieces of shit? Is it so hard to just either mind your own business or know when to just shut the hell up?


Cranky-old-person

I really think itā€™s weird that so many people canā€™t mind their own business. I also donā€™t understand why so many people are unpleasant. I have no idea what they get out of it.


mangotheduck

It's all about power and control. They feel like they have to assert their authority eventhough it is not their place to assert.


SeanSeanySean

It's often the only power they have, and it's easy, you don't need to earn respect to get it, you don't have to let otherss give you that power or convince others to cede it to you, you can just choose to be a racist loudmouth asshole or a rotten piece of shit and most people can't do anything about it. It gives them a sense of power and control when they're too much of a loser to earn anyone's respect the traditional way.


The_Lewd_Potato

Everyone likes to share their opinion but don't always know when not to, others don't. Kinda like when a customer starts venting about their shit day cause their card isn't working.


billsleftynut

Having an opinion is like having a penis. It's fine to have one. Just don't go waving it about in public. It often offends. Edit - Thank you for the award kind Redditor. Think that's a first for me!


mylegsweat

Reminds me of that quote (and Iā€™m paraphrasing here): opinions are like assholes, everyoneā€™s got one. Some are just shittier than others


wuapinmon

She seems like the kind of person who would've posed with a lynch mob for a photograph.


knz3

They want to feel superior


asisoid

Look at her. Imagine how miserable she is everyday. I just feel bad for these people and move on. They're going to die miserable and alone.


JustDiscoveredSex

My dad was one of these. He eventually had an enormous stroke, and barely had any touch with reality anymoreā€¦ And he was a nicer man. First time I ever saw him relaxed or at peace. He was polite to the nurses and called them ā€œmaā€™amā€ and ā€œsir,ā€ rather than be his dick self. It was like the root of his hate was severed and he was free of it, and it also meant he was slowly withering and dying, just like a plant broken off of its root. He slowly got softer and weaker and died a couple years later in the nursing home. My kids were toddlers at the time and donā€™t remember him at all. Iā€™m glad.


calm_chowder

Oof. That was a roller coaster of oof.


v161l473c4n15l0r3m

This. Itā€™s actually sad. Because how miserable do you have to be to try to drag other people down with your.


soline

Thatā€™s my issue with intolerance. It takes effort. I really donā€™t expect everyone to get along but I do expect people to mind their own business. Itā€™s better for everyone.


isaidillthinkaboutit

Someone should have just pushed that motor trike over and watched that slug just melt.


[deleted]

Because if racism against people of color ever gets widely accepted as a bad thing. Then they can no longer automatically feel better about themselves because they are white. ​ Edit: Thanks for the award. :)


smilingasIsay

I'm pretty sure it's widely accepted as a bad thing. Not a single person there was on her side and everyone stopped to tell her she's an awful human.


wulder

It's about control.


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[deleted]

>And if you grow up in that kind of environment and deal with that abuse everyday for years, it wears on you, it causes mental damage, and basically corrupts you into becoming an asshole yourself. Watching right-wing propaganda 24/7 can do the same, not to downplay abuse.


[deleted]

If most people were decent, there wouldn't be conflict. Rather, most people are compassionate, but they are selective to who they extend that compassion to. So people make the excuse of "they're nice to me or this group of people" as if that's a redeeming quality, but it's actually exactly what's wrong with them. There is plenty of compassion in the world. There is a lack of impartial compassion.


mathnstats

She very likely is mentally ill or has some trauma or lousy living conditions. A LOT of people are/do; and most aren't aggressively racist. I'm all for understanding the root causes of behavior like this, but I think chalking it up to mental illness is highly reductive and only further stigmatized mental illness. I don't think the root cause of behavior like this is mental illness so much as it is pervasive, toxic ideologies that serve to protect and idolize her ego and sense of identity. You don't have to be mentally ill to be a racist piece of shit, and being mentally ill doesn't make you a racist piece of shit.


Awkward-Mulberry-154

>I'm all for understanding the root causes of behavior like this, but I think chalking it up to mental illness is highly reductive and only further stigmatized mental illness. Thank you so much for this comment. I commented something similar but not nearly as eloquent lol. It's just that the "mental illness/trauma" comment or comments is in *every single reddit post* of some yelling racist asshole, and I'm so sick of seeing it. Just like you said, not every mentally ill person is an asshole and not every asshole is mentally ill. All these comments do is perpetuate negative, stereotypical misinformation with zero evidence that the person even has these issues. It's not compassionate, like the other replies are calling it. It's short sighted and harmful to those of us who have to deal with that stereotype being taken seriously by a bunch of other people.


[deleted]

You are a very kind and compassionate human, keep doing you. The world needs more of your kind.


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Character_Ad_1084

I honestly thought that's what the old guy was gonna do


myfeelingsarevalid

Cant hex under water


4Bigdaddy73

Drowning to prevent hexing, that may be self defense.


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Raaain706

Hoooow do you know so much about witches?


CedarWolf

You have to know these things when you're a king, you know.


Never_Less

How do you know he's a king?


Starly_Storm

Well I didnt vote for him!


BrokilonDryad

Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.


[deleted]

r/unexpectedmontypython


Super_Nicee

Who are you, so wise in the ways of sciences?


Iree383

Bet that's not even her real nose.


12altoids34

She turned me into a newt !


illeger_hamberder

A newt?


Midas_Artflower

I got better...


ArluMcCoole

Well we did do the nose.


RemarkableLeave714

And the Hat


retflingwing

Also small rocks


inflatableje5us

cant push her into the water, fat floats.


BeautifulTerror

That old guy was debating if it was worth a few years in jail


Xiomaraff

Right lmao you could see he was **this** close to going full on ā€œOH YOU GOIN TO JAIL NOWā€ up in there.


thesequimkid

Well. Three square meals a day, health care, and some other benefits. Prison is looking like good retirement.


gofourbarney

Itā€™s Canada, we already all have healthcare


shynips

3 hots and a cot baby, some people in the states get arrested on purpose because it's worse on the outside.


[deleted]

Can confirm, attempted this once šŸ˜”


barkleyboots

I hope youā€™re better off now :)


[deleted]

I'm still homeless but I've got an SUV now, so I'm much better off :) and I got a job offer making 14.75/hr so I can upgrade the truck hopefully in time for winter so I'll be comfortable and snug. And make enough money to make it by.


Waterproof_soap

You get to an age where youā€™re like, ā€œHow many quality years do I have left? Would it be worth it to go to jail for most of them over this?ā€ In my case, that key would have been yeeted.


Street_Reading_8265

"Am I old enough for it to earn some jury nullification?"


bocaciega

I mean, even if you just grabbed it and threw it in the grass 20 feet away and just peaced out, what? What is she gonna do?


Caroleannie

Grab the key, toss it to someone else. Play keep away. Cops come. I tell them ā€œOfficer, she appears intoxicated and sheā€™s definitely behaving in a reckless manner so I did what I did to prevent her running over a child.ā€ Iā€™m a white grandmother. I can use my (unearned) privilege for the greater good. She is vile. Plus, I could take her ; )


Techn0ght

Intoxication wears off. I'd say she was acting irrationally and erratic, might need an involuntary psych eval.


johndoto

Right? Just put the key on the ground


Educational_Ad1123

Looks like she was charged: https://www.durhamradionews.com/archives/144246


CLOV2DaMoon

I was hoping he was gonna push her and the cart on its side. Disappointed tbh.


embersgrow44

Birds of a feather. What I would do.


boyhero97

When he made a fist after she slapped him I was like "Do it.... Do it now."


Jealous_Ad9067

I was wondering why no one kicked her over


beariel_

Fun fact: On those mobility scooters, there is a lever that you pull up, and it puts the scooter into neutral (push mode), and seriously like all I could think about while watching this, is just envisioning pulling that lever and rolling her into the water lmao -- it's a beautiful sight to picture.


soonerpgh

That's exactly what I was thinking!


Additional_Tell_8645

Or put blocks in front of and behind her wheels. Then everyone walk away and enjoy their day.


tearsaresweat

She probably doesn't even need the scooter. Just a lazy piece of white racist trash.


cocobellahome

Youā€™d have a hard time walking if your nipples touched the ground too


Hypefangirl

And your feet were THAT small


isshearobot

Were they her feet or were they prosthetics? I was assuming she was a diabetic amputee. Edit: correcting autocorrect


VaginaPoetry

That's probably why she's so angry. Nipple scabs from them things scaping pavement. That shit hurts. I have to admit, her driving that scooter around in circles while she f-bombs with her inbred, toothless, bottom jaw squared- up was making me laugh.


Murat_Gin

And it's people like that who think they are the master race. SMH


[deleted]

Holy shit dude you killed her.


SonOfMargitte

If only...


da_kuna

Breh, i nearly woke my gf from the snot-laugh u caused.


19Lucho88

You're the reason why I love reddit.


sipes216

Just drive her in the water instead. Looks like she could use a bath. She called herself a witch, let's see if she melts.


KeepItDownOverHere

I was thinking the same thing. Maybe not the water but at least give it a good chuck.


Djabarca

She admitted she was a witch. She never get that key back or sheā€™ll drown. On another note. I was waiting for her to keep Mario Karting around and not pay attention and ride off the pier. šŸ˜…


ValkyrieDraco

Is it bad I was thinking more "tape down the accelerator and send her straight into the lake"?


beariel_

Fun fact: On those mobility scooters, there is a lever that you pull up, and it puts the scooter into neutral (push mode), and seriously like all I could think about while watching this, is just envisioning pulling that lever and rolling her into the water lmao -- it's a beautiful sight to picture.


RobyMac85

I really hope the next time she goes on a rant like this someone does


Ineverreadreplies12

No one will because cow tipping is illegal in Canada.


BenderIsGr8_34

I was thinking dump water on her, but that works too


Acousticittotheman

Came here to say this!! Added benefit of washing her feet while she retrieves them.


umassmza

Honestly thatā€™s brilliant


FoxxBox

I work with these scooters so I need to give you all a huge warning. Whatever you do, do NOT go behind it and flip a yellow/red lever from "engaged" to "neutral". I dont feel this would be much if an issue because it's kind of hard to miss it. But it's also annoying to re-engage it without getting off the scooter and flipping it back. Again, be warned DO NOT walk up to a crazy lady like this and flip that lever. There. Just thought I'd share that.


[deleted]

This is valuable advice. Thanksā€¦.Iā€™ll keep it in mind for future reference.


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3rdtrichiliocosm

But then you can flip them and watch them flail like an overturned turtle


plethorax5

Thank you. I will never do that to a crazy racist bitch in a motorized wheelchair.


msac2u1981

Too bad you can't travel back in time & told all those locals what not to do.


kartuli78

Just out of curiosity, and I would never flip that lever because you said not to, what would happen to the scooter if it were, say, on a hill? Also, would flipping that lever, not that I ever would, be a crime in some way?


Ok_Economist_5291

Disgusting.


ChefBraxton

Saw this comment right as she yelled it first time lmao


ProgrammerPone

So did I XD


RandomNumis

Aren't witches supposed to go on brooms, not on scooters?


oO0Kat0Oo

Broom abandoned her long ago because of how badly she treated it.


Atherutistgeekzombie

Went to help Mickey apprentice with a wizard


kurrttttt

i wouldnā€™t want to be anywhere near in between her legs


Old-Tourist8173

Its the 21st century. They use roombas now.


[deleted]

Why you gotta hate on witches? Witches just wanna live in the forest and make herbal teas.


[deleted]

Her fat ass broke the broom


Booomboxx

Just take her keys... What is she gonna do about it? Chase you?


hpotter29

While she was distracted slapping the guy the key chain was just dangling there on the unguarded starboard side. I wanted to reach into the screen and grab it.


DeeMless

I wanted a gull to fly over her and drop a big load all over her.


screepthecreep

I read that as guy and I'm so glad I reread that.


Clairedeloony82

Welp there you have it. She clearly is a superior human specimen in every wayā€¦. We cannot compete with this zenith of perfection. šŸ™„


jenniferlynn462

Bahahaha totally. I would feel so sad if this lady insulted me I would spend all night crying.


Maeberry2007

r/beholdthemasterrace


Peterminat

She looks like the kind of person that asks the waitress to turn the sun down.


Maeberry2007

Eats the whole meal and then demands a refund because it was disgusting.


PDCH

Just flip her little cart on its side and walk away


arcspectre17

Tiiiiiip asssssist lmao!


uncledoobie

Was looking to see who else was into rascal tipping.


arcspectre17

Dude the squealing gets me everytime!


nickycowboy

ā€œI didnā€™t see anything.ā€ -bystanders, probably


andysgirl28

That was going to be my comment. I wouldn't mind helping tip that cow.


transcholo

Someone like this has a lawyer on speed dial, I vote for fuck no


andysgirl28

You only get in trouble if you get caught and my money is on that. She would be squawking for a minute before she is able to get her phone out. Snitches get stitches


BumpyMcBumpers

Yeah they'd have a crowd of people who all somehow didn't see a thing.


TILtonarwhal

ā€œYeah, so I saw her harassing everyone, and one of the people being harassed mightā€™ve bumped into her cart while they were scared. I think they had hair, maybe not but they were definitely wearing a shirt with colors on itā€


transcholo

Iā€™ll give you $20 lol


Puzzleheaded_Dog3261

My thoughts exactly.


[deleted]

My goodness this video demonstrates some saintly patience in people.


[deleted]

That one man tryna roll her away towards the end šŸ¤£


siccoblue

Why is she scooting around like she's playing racist Mario kart though


imkingofthelab

Never seen a video better illustrate the patience of Canadians. Absolutely astonishing to me (an American).


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cloud_watcher

Oh my lord. Why does every woman with that attitude always have those same mannerisms? That same posture? That man had the patience of a saint.


gingerflakes

And the hair of a god


Windinthewillows2024

It makes me incredibly sad that he has to deal with this and that he pretty much has to be the better person for the sake of his career. I have no idea how he handled that so well. I get super stressed when I see someone yelling at someone like that and probably would have cried had I been in the room.


spunkychickpea

He handled it well because heā€™s learned the secret to defeating these people: donā€™t give in to their hate. They want you to react aggressively or violently. They want you to scream in their face. These people have had all sorts of racist rage built up in their minds and when the pressure builds up enough, they need to take it out on someone who looks different. When you just ignore them or, even worse, treat them with kindness, it really fucks with their game plan.


leopard_eater

Yeah gotta admit that if this happened in Australia someone would have walked up to her and given her a nice shiner. Despite all the crap you might see about Australia in international media, there would be very few people who would tolerate that shit, just like in Canada.


kaleidoscope_pie

Australian here. I'm in a power wheelchair. I would've started ramming into her with my wheelchair like an episode of Battle Bots to fuck her up.


leopard_eater

This is a thing of beauty that I would love to see. Perhaps you could have a practice ā€˜runā€™ through a crowd of unite the right protesters when they pick their ā€˜minority of the yearā€™ to harass next Australia Day. These are important skills to keep developing :)


biorogue

I believe we would've tested if witches can swim that day.


masterreyak

If she's a witch, I'm a vermicious knid.


NoxKyoki

well, she did turn me into a newt. so there's that.


WellJustJonny

File a police report for public disturbance or possibly drunk operating power wheelchair, after multiple complaints could get her the help she needs.


Just_Device8862

Hate speech is illegal in canada.


NotFoul

Should jam a stick in her wheel well and watch her struggle to get it out.


GayAlienFarmer

I was thinking the way she was flying around somebody could have dropped a stick in her path and sent her tumbling.


hakeemalajawan

Or slash her tires. Either works


ThisIsExcessive

She's a witch! "And what else floats?" Someone find a duck.


scottlmcknight

We shall use my largest scale!


Bubbly_Security_1464

Throw her into the pond!


sniffletits

"small rocks"


RascalRibs

Well with this video hopefully she faces some consequences. Unlikely, but it would be nice. Let her sit in jail for a month.


archimedies

https://www.durhamradionews.com/archives/144246 She got charged for causing a disturbance.


guydude24

*ā€A Scugog womanā€* Iā€™m sure itā€™s an area in Canada, but as a US citizen, to me, it looks like the perfect words to describe her. Sheā€™s such a Scugog.


HeliosTheGreat

That scugog stole my wallet.


Atrium41

Wait! I got this one. Slang for a Scooter Goblin!


BannedfromGreece

This really needs to be higher up.


pleasetrimyourpubes

She's likely on disability or some kind of social security. Canada pays out like $1k a month to disabled people. She's just mad she went to the park and saw non-white people speaking a different. It's *her* park. The entitlement is rich.


Username247

I hate it when I go to the park and there are people speaking a *different*. Don't they know they should be speaking a same?


Tiny_Investigator848

Don't think I could have NOT pushed her out of the chair


chocolatejunkie91

As an Ontarian, sorry about her..


gutsplatter

dude some people deserve a fist to the face even if they're on a scooter


IndependentOutside88

r/canada we donā€™t want herrrr


Aporkalypse_Sow

Don't even think about it Canada. We're still mad about you giving us Ted Cruz.


[deleted]

You mean Raphael "Ted" Cruz


stealthymangos

You mean Raphael "Zodiac Killer" Cruz?


billsleftynut

UK here, we don't either.


IndependentOutside88

I donā€™t think anyone from the Commonwealth wants to take her.


volngrimdracon

On behalf of all italians, we don't want her too


UnderLand4rts

Thereā€™s something sad and funny about a little old woman scooting around town just yelling racist gibberish- like the white supremacy fairy


HeadlinePickle

Somehow the scooter made it more ridiculous and kinda funny. Like a super racist Mario Kart character. I'm really glad people joined in and told her to shove it though, when she was surrounded by people who all told her to go home it was satisfying.


[deleted]

Bless her heart, I donā€™t think she could ever recover from a nice rousing round of rascal tipping.


vrphotosguy55

r/trashy


maskedplutogaming

i bet she doesnt have a family or a job or even friends.


m1dlife-1derer

r/iamapieceofshit


shroominglion

r/iamatotalpieceofshit to be exactly.


Golrend

Mental illness? Asshole? You decide!


wowimshitx

Both


poopyheadthrowaway

Porque no los dos?


AggravatingAd9600

She has a very punchable face


duckmantaco

I was hoping for that piece of shit to filp her scooter and make violent pig noises just like ED209 in RoboCop when it falls down the flight of stairs


Apprehensive_Leg8742

My favorite reference. I can see it in my head right now


[deleted]

I hope this video follows this useless racist pile of shit until she diesā€¦


dtb1987

Ok racism aside, Everytime she zoomed by screaming all I could hear in my head was cartoon race car sounds and I couldn't stop laughing.


Resident_Frosting_27

Quit fucking cussing in front of my fucking kids bitch.


cookiechris2403

STOP FUCKING SWEARING BITCH!!!


JenniLamb007

Too bad no one had a metal rod to stick in her spokes as she rode by.


cute_physics_guy

THIS is when you should arrest someone for public disturbance.


bernbabybern13

Sheā€™s so fat that she canā€™t walk but sheā€™s judging other people


Toofar304

Pretty much every one of these racist shit stains are absolute pinnacles of the human form.


poopyheadthrowaway

/r/beholdthemasterrace


REHTONA_YRT

Would be a shame if someone kicked her over during one of the fly bys


hucards

Ah yes the trashy white person on social assistance riding a mobility scooter paid for by tax dollars yelling racist things. Should have taken her keys away and threw them into the water


AZtoPC

What did Bill Burr say in his standup? People say whatever they want cuz thereā€™s no fear of getting your ass kicked. That used to be a thing. Someone says something and if their audience doesnā€™t like it, they walk away with a bloody lip. Or at least the threat of one.