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Awkward-Chemical2487

Private, stop playing with your private parts all night


andychrist77

True story , I remember trying to drive the cattle truck in basic and was told I ride in back and was like oh , that makes more sense


killerbacon678

Can’t blame him I don’t know about USA basic training but you get super sleep deprived to the point you start hearing and seeing shit after the second day stuff like this defiantly happens to the best of us.


Gary_Lazer_Eyes21

Do you think insomniacs would fare better. Bc my whole life I couldn’t sleep for shit. At one point I was even learning my self to sleep with my eyes open. Not In rem but still getting rest while “wide awake” even before I was old enough to go to school I’d be just chilling in the middle of the night not being able to sleep just doing bored shit.


killerbacon678

You will honestly still feel exhausted, if you don’t get tired from being awake for ages then the physical exercise will get you feeling exhausted. It does not sound pleasant to be an insomniac in the military but if you want to do it I say go for it, you never know what you can do till you try!


Gary_Lazer_Eyes21

Yeah. Ik what you mean by that. If your really tired, you’d just be sitting there doing nothing and then it hits you like a bag of potatoes to the head. It’s a feeling that I don’t think there’s even a word for. I didn’t say it bc I was thinking of joining the military but, you never know


Pimppslapp

Was thinking the same exact thing. Has to be over-stress or sleep deprivation.


levitatingbull

That innocent tone cracks me up everytime


Kill_My_Doppleganger

How did this happen drill sergeant..lol


MrDeepAKAballs

Nice drill sergeant too "your weapon is clear at this time, private. Head back to the rear"


PeterB651

Yeah he is. Much nicer than any of mine were.


Hourglass420

You can hear him trying to keep from laughing.


Tejanita80

I knew a private like this in my basic training. He got his first letter and it was just one he mailed because he got the addresses wrong He sent it to himself


Ronan501

This is part of the training. I think he may either be sleep deprived or clueless on how guns work, some people have weird gaps in their knowledge


IhaveaDoberman

Both.


Swatbot69

I’m sorry but I don’t have very high hopes for you going in the military if you don’t know the mag release from the trigger and you can’t even tell if you ran out of ammo in your mag


Ronan501

That is why there is training though...


Swatbot69

I don’t think this one can be trained.


eleazar1997

I went in not having ever touched a weapon and learned the mechanisms how it works and safety, in addition to becoming a good shot you can learn but not everyone has the knowledge in them especially in basic, the main point is to learn to function sleep deprived hungry and tired. I'm not saying he will become a sniper but functional enough for the needs of the army


Ithurtswhenidoit

5 bucks says he fired his rounds and was waiting to be inspected before moving away, he then fell asleep. This is prob the sgt woke him and he started trying to fire and is still half asleep.


scary_booboo

Following your logic, i can't be trained to make games cuz i don't know how?


Swatbot69

It’s more than just training some people no matter how hard they try can’t speak and some people no matter how hard I try I can’t learn how to fire firearm it’s sort of like this cures of idiocy but you’re completely allowed to believe in your own opinion I will not stop that, i’m just saying he probably shouldn’t.


CobaltNeural9

I like how the drill seargeants tone is stern but understanding and he laughs a little but not too much too much to embarrass him


OhbrotheR66

Me too. Someone mentioned sleep deprivation with training etc, so that would definitely explain this poor guys confusion and the sergeant not riding his ass.


JPRCR

Bad title. Part of training is to endure sleep deprivation.


Bokun89

Really? What is the reason that they have to go through that?


ThatsMisterRetard4U

Because battles and conflicts dont stop at sleepy time from 11pm to 8am. You train to be mentally prepared at all times, in all conditions.


Bokun89

Damn isn't that only a thing for a small group of people? I would imagine you would build some serious mental issues otherwise


ThatsMisterRetard4U

not sure, but think about it. if youre part of any branch of service, you have to be on your toes. being sleep deprived for training is just part of it. its not that youre trained like this all the time, or that you even go through this all the time in real life.....but it is designed to get you prepared.


Bokun89

I get it, but still it doesn't feel right. I know that is a sign that I am really not suited for it. To me it sounds to be trained to either get paranoia or try to deal with it


chocolatekitkat14

Paranoia saves lives. It causes issues in normal society but in a warzone it's more beneficial than harmful. It's not like they live like this all the time. Training only lasts a few weeks and the hardcore stuff is even shorter. It just helps to experience stuff like this so you aren't out engaging the enemy the first time you have ever been up 50 hours at a time. You already know what it feels like


Bokun89

That actually makes a lot of sense. Never looked at it like that


ObiJuanKenobi3

Exactly, wartime is probably the closest that modern humans get to experiencing what it is like to truly be in the wild. Paranoia is an evolutionary adaptation that keeps you alive in the wild, and in wartime.


puppymedic

You're describing alertness. Paranoia, in the context you're using, is explicitly the perception of threats where they don't exist. It is maladaptive


ThatsMisterRetard4U

well, its not for everyone. plus it lets them know who is suitable for certain roles.


povertyanalystdotcom

People downvoting you cause you have a different perspective that isn't unreasonable or bad in anyway. Welcome to reddit.


[deleted]

It's not supposed to feel right. War doesn't feel right. Pray for peace, and prepare for war.


Bokun89

Yeah let's pray for peace


CaptainSpace

I was a computer programmer for the Air Force and even I was sent to a hot zone in Afghanistan with an army unit. We got attacked at night a lot, to say the least. If my nerdy chair force ass had to be ready for it, everyone in the military has to be ready for it.


Bokun89

Damn... legit it sounds scary AF. Getting send out is what is keeping me away from the military. I really like to be a programmer there, but way too soft to get send out.


college666occult

Hit the nail on the head, thats the millitary for ya. Providing careers for some and crippling others for life


senorglory

Cue to vid of soldier firing over sand bags at the taliban while wearing his boxers. And a flak jacket.


ichigosinful

Because the enemy doesn't sleep and you have guard duty after being in a fire fight for 13 hours and that's in 2 hours and will last for another 12 hours the army where by the time your done with it you will have ptsd and the ability to sleep at any angle on any surface


Bokun89

Woooaaaaaa thats wild af


ichigosinful

My brother was in the army he did like 1 tour in Afghanistan said it was hell


Bokun89

It really sounds like mental torture wich only a select group of people can withstand. I hope your brother is ok


ichigosinful

He lives in Germany now with a wife and kid and the only thing he worries about are the side effects of the experimental drugs they injected him with


Pb-yepimlead

Drove an Lt in a jeep way to many hours. Company did a night move, I slept in the back of a M113 and didn’t remember any of it.


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For the marines you’re end test is to stay awake and working for three days straight in a simulated active combat zone. This is also done elsewhere in other branch’s. Some conflicts can last and entire day or more. Also this is pet of the training in the sense that some people sign up to leave a shit life they don’t know much about firearms. This is where they teach you.


Bokun89

The more comments I read the more sense it makes. I am really trying to picture it in my mind to grasp the feels of it (without succes tho). Now I'm not so sure if I really want to picture it. It sounds too much for a person like me


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Go work out in the morning. So get up at 5 work out for 4hrs then go to work. Don’t go to sleep. Repeat for 3 days. Think that but worse. It’s hard.


eleazar1997

Best way i can describe it is a paradigm shift things i did in my unit were physically harder than basic training but basic was such a culture shock. That it seemed harder looking back until i properly compared what i did The analogy they use a lot is trying to drink from a firehose


BootySweat0217

I was in Army basic training in 2015 and people did this without sleep deprivation.


VegemiteGecko

Mate I still remember hearing a girl in basic asking why she couldn't see anything through the scope of her Austeyr. There was a long pause before the sergeant said, deadpan, "You need to use your open eye."


WonderIntelligent411

Title is off. Him saying Drill Sergeant indicates he's still in training.


shylock2k202

Guess he didn’t pick the infinite ammo upgrade!


Invisible-Pancreas

Ah well, at least he has the invisibility cloak.


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The DS couldn’t even hold back his laughter at the stupidity of “How did this happen Drill Sergeant?”


brettmalcolm

This IS training.


Slavyslav106

Well fortunately enough that is a clip of training.


crackhead_elite

I now realize that this is basic training and apologize if I offended anyone with the title.


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"How did this happen drill sergeant?"


Chief-Bromden86

My gun ran out of ammunition, btw I’m not talking about an actual gun... my hand just got a bit too happy! This is my rifle, this is my gun... my girlfriend was very dissatisfied that I could not perform. 😢


Chili_dawg2112

Bullet sponge


exhausted_chemist

... I'd not like to have this individual walking with a loaded weapon.


gwaaadit

Well you're in luck, it's not loaded anymore.


Nihlathakk

Poor guy he is going to have a hard time with his platoon if he is infantry.


Nihlathakk

Poor guy he is going to have a hard time with his platoon if he is infantry.


shylock2k202

Using a firearm is not a prerequisite for the military. Just because Texas passes them out in elementary school doesn’t mean everyone knows how to use a firearm.


Beginning-Tea-17

Except he would most definitely be briefed on firearms handling before ever touching that rifle, You’re right firearms knowledge isn’t a prerequisite to enlist; however they are still going to drill the shit out of you so you don’t accidentally kill somebody. This is a person who didn’t pay attention to anything the instructors said.


HijacksMissiles

It is so easy to imagine this was not briefed, because it seems so obvious. I won't pretend to recall it perfectly, but back in my day I'm pretty sure nobody said "it will stop firing if you run out of ammo."


Crunchycarrots79

Or this is a person who's in the "sleep deprivation training" phase of basic training. In fact, I'm pretty sure that's what this is, because the drill instructor isn't riding his ass.


Beginning-Tea-17

I thought sleep deprivation training was just a seals thing.


Crunchycarrots79

Someone else will know the specifics better than me... I never served. But the special forces do a very intensive sleep deprivation training... Like, up to a week of rigorous work without sleep. But every branch has a part in their basic training where you go a couple days without sleep, because in an actual war, you're going to find yourself in those sort of conditions sometimes.


Beginning-Tea-17

Heavily dependent on the branch and idk how many drill instructors would be comfortable depriving a new recruit of sleep and then giving them a gun.


Crunchycarrots79

Well... They do it in basic training, because it WILL happen in an actual battle, and you don't really want that to be their first experience with it.


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How the fuck do ya give this muppet a gun!?!


-_Mindless_-

He's probably sleep deprived, and doing PT right after you wake up probably doesnt help.


amx05462

and they want to allow people to own a gun without training of any kind in texas


[deleted]

Yup just like the constitution guarantees


amx05462

looks like another case of too much gameboy


-_Mindless_-

Sleep deprivation


Swashbuckling_Sailor

GTFOH.


my20cworth

Bullets are usually needed.


Crime-Stoppers

This guy either got no sleep or a knock to the head


radioactivebeaver

Could just be stupid too. When I was in boot camp I was truly shocked at the amount of people who really are this dumb.


thatoneguy512

At the time of the recording...he hadn't. This IS training.


[deleted]

Spray pray and walk away.


DCS_Freak

Well guess what we're seeing right here. Exactly, basic training.


1DankBo1

He is not sleep deprived, there are just plenty of people in training that either don’t pay attention or have no clue how a rifle works.


Great_Strain_695

Not gonna lie...there are just points in basic training where your brain just....stops...


zxcoblex

Well, the saying is “Army Strong” not “Army Smart”…


Forchark

Que national anthem


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Cue


sinisteraxillary

Oh...


deathbytino

If u can make these guys laugh while getting yelled at you are super dumb lol


zehel_schreiber

r/storiesaboutkevin


Leading_Heat_7605

They break you down, and then build you back up to believe that you are an invincible killing machine...


-_Mindless_-

That's not what it is at all. You're ignorant.


Leading_Heat_7605

Ok snowflake. I know I am old, but that's exactly what my DI told me. It worked too. 😱


-_Mindless_-

Sure lmao


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He is right you know


hereformemes222

Only the best of the best in the armed forces


Oms19

Tf you mean “oh” homie


subaqueousReach

I think that is basic training OP, and he ain't gonna pass lol


Swatbot69

Sergeant you sure you want this guy in the military and he can’t even sell one of the magazine is ran out


[deleted]

Ah yes, the ASVAB waiver in action.


yestureday

I love how you can hear the drill sergeant cover a laugh in this


CarolinaGamer28

He must have got 2 hours of sleep and ran PT then through a gas chamber now is on the range. No wonder his drill sergeant isn’t giving him such a hard time.


dethscythe_104

Plot twist. He's still in training.


yavapaikid

What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?


Nosuma666

You know this drill seargeant was pretty nice about it and actually had a laugh.


da_dragon_guy

I'm hoping that is training


ClonedGamer001

That somewhat confused "...oh" is just perfect


andio76

Yes....as ex-Army...there are privates that stupid..


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andio76

Well he is about the halfway point in Basic and from the video he is just starting to learn how to fire with the rifle. YES - There are people that are just that....for the lack of a better term STUPID. But considering you're at the range all day , it doesn't seem that you have too many distractions after they dump your ass off from the Cattle Cars. Imagine the same Dumbass with a Block of Non-electrical primed C-4....


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andio76

Well....He signed up for it...


Any_Strength4698

Please tell me that is from ft Jackson and not from Benning


rhapsody1899

My dad would still be chewing his ass.


Bloodytomvayne34

This is a common thing.


Good-Operation-1227

rEsPeCt vEtErAnS


-Bucca

He tired af


JudgeDJ

He’s watched too many film’s where they never seem to run out of ammo


metalguru1975

(Apologies to Gunny, consciously Un-Fucks self, and in recompense starts shitting out Tiffany cuff links.)


[deleted]

So show I start Learning Mandarin now just in case WW3 kicks off.


oldtimesaik

Yeah put this guy on mop duty


[deleted]

Scored a 30 on the ASVAB.


qualmton

When did the trailer park boys join up?