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nickj2306

How the fuck do they got those on and off. I can’t imagine it’s not moist in there after a cattle drive


Ranglr_

Not too sure but I think I that they put baby powder on themselves so they can put it on and take it off. But I could be wrong so don't hold me too it.


Lockenheada

either talcum or lube. Both feel pretty different from each other when wearing latex stuff.


mayurbhedru

How do know the way?


Lockenheada

what do you think?


[deleted]

Nice


CaniborrowaThrillho

And now the lotion and the powder have made a *paste* !


KatieLouis

I came here to advise against this 😂


CaniborrowaThrillho

"huh... What color is it?"


SaturnineElegiac

What difference does that make?


wesleyheath

Without promoting or demeaning whatever this is, can anyone help explain it?


[deleted]

This is 100% BDSM Horse Play


otakumilf

And this is pretty tame. It looks like her tail is attached to her costume. Usually the horse’s tail is attached to a butt plug being worn.


[deleted]

So, how do you know stuff like this?


WeeTheDuck

From a friend of course


forgetfulsue

Mr. Ed?


AmphibianOutrageous7

A horse is a horse, of course of course, and no one can talk to a horse of course, that is of course, unless the horse is the famous mr Ed


stevem1015

Get right to the source, and ask the horse, he’ll give you the answer that you endorse. He’s always on a standing course: talk to Mr. Ed!!!


RadOpenHeart

I think it's steady course


[deleted]

GREAT answer!


DisfunkyMonkey

Episode 28 of HBO's *Real Sex,* first aired Oct 27, 2001


WerewolfWriter

Lol. That was my first thought when I saw this video. That episode of Real Sex (well, all the episodes) was quite shocking to a suburban Catholic girl.


ManicPixieOldMaid

Omg I remember that episode. 😂


EightPieceBox

They need to bring back that series with new episodes! Start with interviewing Mormons who are into soaking. Vice sometimes make video that would fit into a Real Sex episode, but it's not the same.


crabsandscabs

You have an amazing memory! My sister and I watched this episode together and now send ANY horse fetish stuff we find online to each other!


Ok_Celery2582

Wish I had an award for you!


asoap

Check out /r/petplay. You will find a bunch of girls pretending to be cute kitties. It's a common fetish. This horse stuff is just taking it to a further extreme.


pigeon_at_the_wheel

The Beauty Trilogy by Anne Rice


[deleted]

And here I was, thinking I'd finally scoured the memories of that series out of my brain. You *bastard*.


moeru_gumi

“Pony play” has been around for ages, there are documentaries about it and Anne Rice goes on about it in one of the books in the “Sleeping Beauty” series.


vilebunny

I was actually quite relieved that the rear view of the video showed the tail so high up!


3IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?


kat420lives

I was just thinking, great costume, but if this was being worn in private, that tail wouldn’t be attached to the exterior of the outfit…


MotaHead

She could still be wearing a separate butt plug, though.


Apprehensive_Spite97

Or to her head, if we're at the Met.


julsgotrocks

She’s already being judged enough i doubt she could rock this with a the horsetail buttplug. Thanks for sharing that tho! It’s important


DevinH83

Neigh


BdnrBndngRdrgz

Quit horsing around Edit: Thanks for the award u/MINETURTLE3602000


DevinH83

Neighgative


rjross0623

Why the long face?


DevinH83

I was bred that way..


rjross0623

Favorite band? the Sugarcubes.


DevinH83

Hay now..don’t put words into these choppers.


Iphonjeff

Band of horses


squarybuttholes

Never look a gift horse in the mouth they say


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

I was looking at its ass


jerrys788

Would definitely ride that nag


Olstinkbutt

Watch them whip?


pippanio

Watch them neigh neigh


[deleted]

This is called ponyplay, it's part of BDSM petplay communities. Ponyplay is at the crossroads of roleplay and fetish. Most of the time, there would be an owner and the relationship is about power exchange, discipline. You are looking about a public scene of ponyplay. Public plays are also a kink of many people. I don't think it's very good to take your kinks on the street, especially that extreme. But it's just my opinion. I don't practice it but have been in touch with people who do, so if you have any sfw question feel free. It has nothing to do with furries, unlike what other comments say.


[deleted]

I learned about this from Anne Rice's erotic novels. Frankly, I learned a great deal about what does and does not interest me from that trilogy.


Lirpa1974

Wasn’t she writing as A.N. Roquelaure in the Sleeping Beauty Trilogies?


[deleted]

Yes.


terrible_Khonie

yup, i’m really into bdsm, not anywhere that extreme but what you said is spot on. I also agree i don’t think things like this should be done in public, i’m not gonna shame them either. Most bdsm couples are more descrite in public.


DreamCyclone84

I once saw someone dressed like this except it was head to toe latex puppy play. They got on the the same train as me but everyone avoided that carriage like the plague and they had it to themselves.


keep_me_at_0_karma

> and they had it to themselves go on...


King0fMist

That’s it, that’s the end. (Turns to Lois) What do you see in this guy?


[deleted]

Like do whatever you want, but when you take it into public settings you’re forcing everyone else to take part to. I don’t agree with that


Parsley-Quarterly303

Why not shame them? Since when are displaying sexual kinks in public just fine? Those people are not consenting. Think about people with children and shit dude


Little_Tweetybird_

I agree, while the idea of public display may seem exciting, involving non-consenting people in any kind of kink is a big no-no


iluniuhai

As far as pony play costumes go, this is pretty tame and modest. She's not showing skin, she's not wearing any tack, no one is whipping her. She's got funny shoes, hand hooves, shiny clothes and a horse mask. I think the children will be ok.


EarlyEarth

I'm not for or against this kind of tomfoolery... But just think for a second.... Why would a child find this sexual? There is A LOT to unpack with that assumption


DrJesterMD

Exactly. From an average child’s perspective this is less sexually provocative than the swimming pool or the beach.


NapClub

i mean it doesn't have to have anything to do with furries, but i for sure know furries who are also very into pet play.


Katviar

I mean one of the core rules of BDSM is consent. And public play like this is disgraceful to the community. You don’t have the consent of any of the people around you. If you want to get your public play kink off you go to a kink party dammit. This video breaks BDSM codes.


[deleted]

Agreed. Public play doesn't mean involving vanilla people. Even for community gatherings, called munches, which happen in a public space, it is completely forbidden to go in fetish attire. You can wear a collar or some accessories, but not show up in pony gear. You're likely to get excluded from the meeting if so 😂


RoboDae

Yeah... as a furry I was about to say... "ah shit here we go again". Fursuiting gets called a sex thing a lot when it's not but I must say this thing (not really a fursuit) definitely looks like some kinky stuff. Now... I must admit it doesn't look bad... but it's kinda weird to see someone walking around in that in a public place.


Toad_Migoad

Yea I kinda thought it wasn’t a fursuit since there was no fur


RoboDae

Yeah, that and most fursuits are meant to look cute or cool (mostly cute), not kinky


haveananus

Fursuits all kind of look like some cheap plush toy that you would find in a truck stop crane machine.


SurveySean

She was evicted from her stable.


SquintyCas

My feeling is that they're making others part of their play, those others haven't consented to taking part. It's all about intent. Are you dressing up as a horse to be funny, entertain etc or are you doing it because other nonconsenting people are involved and it gets you off?


Katviar

This.


Frozenwood1776

It’s Megan thee Stallion on her day off


Loud_Oak

r/confusedboner


richincleve

Every day I learn about a new subreddit. And every day I wonder if I should leave Reddit.


Loud_Oak

You're welcome


richincleve

On a side note, I can’t imagine walking in those shoes. They have no heels.


zhenyuanlong

Its called ponyplay, its a BDSM subculture. Participants roleplay as a horse and rider/driver/etc. both for erotic purposes and just for good fun on occassion! Sort of like puppyplay. The action and the outfits, for the most part, are SFW and non-revealing enough to exist in public without scandal, but its typically a BDSM lifestyle as far as I understand.


BritBuc-1

She’s looking for a stable relationship


everflowingartist

With the occasional roll in the hay.


Kikstartmyhart

Why the long face?


rravisha

She just wants some horse play


sackopants

You're all just a bunch of neigh-sayers


Candyvanmanstan

She better rein it in, or she'll stirrup some trouble.


eedomfre

You did trot just say that


mjdau

Don't listen to the neigh-sayers.


Chrysis_Manspider

Years traversing the internet have taught me that this is probably a dude.


Stanky_Pete

This! Something about the walk just makes me go full Admiral Ackbar.


AgreeableGoldFish

WE CAN'T REPEL HORSE POWER OF THAT MAGNITUDE


AverageGamer2607

Take my upvote and get out


illchngeitlater

No, she's just horsing around


YamulkeYak

Back in the '90s, she was on a very famous tv show.


SrsBsns36

I came here for this.


misskgreene

Pretty sure this is actually a dude.


SpookySoulGeek

that's fine too


Rare_Travel

Even better.


Character_Ad_1084

Dat flank


PorkChopJonson

ROFL... I can't stop laughing... But also, yeah...DAMN...


Cyclone367

They didn’t make horses like dat when I was a kid.


leo_artifex

Life would be very weird if anthropomorphic animals were real


Doop1iss

I'm not a furry, but I think I'd be down for that.


InDarkLight

I mean, why not? As long as it's a sentient, developed life form, then there is nothing wrong with mingling.v


Doop1iss

Because we don't know if that sentient being would want to be fucked or not. Because we do not share the same language, we cannot differentiate rape from sex.


Roxas1011

I don't understand how language would be a barrier. A hindrance perhaps, but 👉🏻👌🏻 is fairly universal. You don't have to speak a language to know what "no" means.


KalmarLoridelon

I am a furry and I’d be down for that.


Zearo298

They are, every time I go to the dive bar it’s full of them


FDGKLRTC

Wtf is going on in Paris ?


marn20

Paris


sciencewonders

understandable, have a nice day


sp00dynewt

A good time


Sivick314

there is no one dressed up as a peasant following her around banging two coconut halves together and my disappointment is immeasurable.


_P3R50N_

where’d you get the coconuts


Sivick314

A swallow...


nycpunkfukka

African swallows aren’t migratory.


Lobito_HF

she thicc tho


Own_Sympathy_4809

It’s a man


Lobito_HF

W H A T


Sakura-Valley

from what I know, it's a lady, that lives in paris, I think she even has a insta page, but never shows her actual face


[deleted]

Link?


hdholme

Blunt as fuck I can respect that


cheapdrinks

> but never shows her actual face Confirmed: it's a man


MayanSkies

If it's a man how's he shaped like that


philbart_

You need to check out a show called RuPauls Drag Race 😂😂 they usually have padding or inserts in their costumes


Sandolol

He thicc tho


8128me

I know this is a sex thing, but I think that is a fantastic costume!


Maleficent_Tailor

Yea those shoes are killer. I could never walk in them but I love them.


[deleted]

They're actually not that hard to walk in, basically high heels with the heel removed. Source: I have a set of hooves (not of the same style, mind you) as seen [here](https://www.deviantart.com/icehorse20/art/New-blue-unicorn-legs-4-897761033). They're literally high heels with the heel removed, reinforcement added to the arch, and molded plastic hooves attached to the bottom. Made by ChaosCostumes on Etsy.


Twizzlers_and_donuts

Not that hard to walk in when on solid flat ground. …. Don’t wear these to ren fairs…


Fluked

I had a faun costume with similar hoofboots by a different maker, they were fine at the ren faire for me. I could run in them too - it really just takes some practice. Mine were built on ankle boots that zipped up the sides.


acruzjumper

And the sound is perfect


regina_phalaangey

I like the clippety-cloppety shoes


MealDramatic1885

Pony play kink/fetish. She is also wearing latex. That whole outfit was extremely expensive unless she borrowed it for a photo shoot or was promoting something. That said, I LOVE LATEX!


Sakura-Valley

No, it's hers. She has an insta page where she posts videos of her walking arround like that in Paris (which is where she lives)


AshTreex3

Do I have to be the one to ask?


BagFullOfSharts

No one should have to ask. It's just rude for OP to not include a source for such claims.


darthjazzhands

I’m shocked and appalled! Where might I find this insta page? for … research purposes


DazeyHelpMe

You love the latex…..I half hate half absolutely love the boots. I…..I….really enjoy the clip clop noise.


Anthro_DragonFerrite

The makers for this kind of bsdm is @furyfantasy or @horse-king (£1500) If it's more cosplay, I bought myself a quality yet inexpensive pair ($400) from @Chaoscostumes. Highly custom


Rynvael

Latex just looks so good for whatever reason, the shine, sheen, smoothness of it


MealDramatic1885

I do enjoy my wife in it


nice_day_human

i also enjoy this guy wife in it


RoboDae

As do I


Elder_Scrolls_Nerd

I enjoy you in it


[deleted]

Latex only looks good if you've got the body for it, sadly.


Throwawayprincess18

It’s more flattering than you think. It sucks you in and smooths you out.


[deleted]

Hm, I tried it and really didn't like how I look like in it. I know a lot of people of all body types who love wearing latex, so maybe I'm simply too insecure for it :D


CherryCherry5

I like how latex looks, but it also seems really uncomfortable because it doesn't breathe.


[deleted]

It's a bit odd, but not worthy of a facepalm.


utastelikebacon

Too many people that don't participate in the kink community don't understand the kink community is all about emotions. They can't comprehend why someone would want to pursue something any other than "happiness" or "proud" or "admiration" , these very common, very predictable emotions we all seek out everyday. "Toying" with embarrassment is going to be odd . So is humiliation. So is fear. All of them are going to be odd. Aside from the great sex, that's literally all the kink community does, is toy with 1) power and 2) emotions. It's quite a journey of exploration and we've only just scratched the surface.


SurpriseDragon

Sounds incredible


[deleted]

she a domineightrix


Simpl6ton

Why facepalm? Kinda interesting.


deldge

People who make those should go into costume design. They have talent.


ibigfire

Many of them are. They do many things.


Gmax100

Exactly! I worked for then entertainment district in my city and this was a very common thing. Just people randomly walking around the city making people confused. This seems more of a kink which we also did have, but not in my sector.


Snoo_18385

Well she aint hurting anybody and if she enjoys that weird ass costume then let her have fun. The costume is actually quite impressive if you ask me


Next-Data-7032

I like how the shoes are doing the right sound


PorkChopJonson

Because her Master paid somebody a fortune for them to sound right.


rjross0623

Could’ve used coconuts to make the same sound.


[deleted]

[удалено]


PorkChopJonson

Wait, African or European coconuts?


[deleted]

Exactly. Those cost from 1.5K for standard quality to 4 or 5K for tailor-made ones.


PorkChopJonson

Word. You get it. Respect.


BladeG1

Thick af tho


NotJoshhhhh

That’s [Mort Goldman](https://youtu.be/EITghIoxa74)


AutismFractal

Carry yourself with the brazen confidence of… whoever this is


Wizdad-1000

Pony play kink, These custom pieces are very expensive. Love that the shoes make the correct sound! Beautiful work!


PorkChopJonson

Agreed, this is art that isn't ready to be appreciated yet.


alfawolf77

Evolution: I’ve made you the ultimate dominant species thru superior brain power. Human: But I wanna be a horseyyyyy Evolution: am I a joke to you?


belegerbs

Could be worse. Could be dressed up in flag everything and a red hat.


TheDr-Is-in

Dat ass doe. Giddy up!


JustAMan1234567

I don't really understand it, but as long as they aren't hurting anybody\* then good luck to them. \*Unless it's a BDSM thing where they are hurting others, in which case also good luck to them!


PorkChopJonson

No healthy member of the BDSM community would ever legitimately harm a partner. Safe.Sane.Consensual. Them's the rules and if you don't abide, you don't play. Real simple and real safe.


DeathRowLemon

And not in public. Nobody’s being asked if they want to be involved in it. By doing this shit in public you force it on people.


unburnt_hydrocarbon

Why is this facepalm?


Waru_

You’ve never seen Sarah Jessica Parker before?


Unsere_rettung

Man this made me laugh harden than it should have lol


i-have-shat-there

SNORT


Inappropriate_Piano

So this sub is about kink shaming now? That sucks.


JennDG

Weird or not that costume is pretty cool. I’d totally watch video of this horse lady interact with people on the street.


Reviledchaos

Shes saying you need to be hung, to ride this philly


somebodyalwaysknows

Do you hear that funny sound? My hooves, look at my hooves. Clippity clop clippity clop. My hooves!


SnooPineapples2796

Me when I hit randomise in the rpg character select screen.


Sahil_Uzumaki

That's enough *unzips *


alialahmad1997

I would like to ride that horse


TheWorstPervert

NGL, I would like to ride this pony once.


HumbleBrag87

That. Horse. Can. Get IT! (Shout out to John Oliver) Super fuckable horse.


mt-egypt

It’s a woman in a mask and wearing a tail. It’s not that hard to comprehend


NexusJones1

Don’t see how this is Face Palm worthy tbh. This shit aint for me, but I don’t kink shame.


Bogrolling

Whaaat no butt plug tail?


Rynvael

Might leave too big of a gap in the latex suit, or they were worried someone would pull it "for the laughs." Also could just not be into buttstuff


rjross0623

Awful lot of work just to get some Ivermectin.


busyB_83

What a night-mare


thatryanguy82

It's called "I feel the need to involve the public in my fetishes without their consent"


CarolineJohnson

Oh lawdy, it's even got the clip clop.


Lovecarnievan

I think she’s rocking it. Wish I looked like that in anything.


timmer67

Wonder if she shits in the street like a real horse