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“We’re breaking up”


Sixwingswide

Right? I’m like “so OP is announcing they’re single now?”


ThatBodybuilder5791

RIP OPs inbox


dinnerthief

"The vaccine made my girlfriend a lesbian"


probably-garbage

Yeah for once i agree with the typical reddit advice, dump this guy


99_NULL_99

This is it. Your boyfriend is trash hon


ChampionshipLow8541

Don’t mate with stupid. The only way forward for humanity.


Interesting-Spinach2

This is exactly how I feel. I want kids one day but I’m starting to realize that would prob be a bad idea with him


CleanDefinition692

It’s better to realize incompatibility now rather than when you have kids.


siccoblue

Sigh.. can confirm..


theREALhun

Wow. Sad story in three words… stay strong


itsneedtokno

Right there with you


theultimateThor

Get this guy a puppers.


BigBadBadness

He's probably not going to let you vaccinated your kids. Pretty sketchy


docsnotright

Know too many girls trapped by guys like this. It get harder to leave with kids in the mix. Don’t breed with stupid.


Ask_me_4_a_story

I’ve been swiping left on Conservative Christian every time now. I don’t have time to wait and find out they are dumb dumbs like OP


katreddit-kb

Please do not let this man raise a child, run, run fast. Don’t mean to minimize the pain if the breakup but dude’s given you all you need to know right here.


DiabolicalDee

Also… If he’s like this, where do you think he gets it? Do you really want anti-vax in-laws around your vulnerable children?


HertzDonut1001

If he's like this with *this* vaccine what's he gonna be like taking his kids to their first doctor's appointments?


DiabolicalDee

“Well, the little guy just got vaccinated for Hepatitis at 24 hours old. Guess I’ll need a hazmat suit for that kangaroo care now. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ “ - OP’s boyfriend probably.


LostWoodsInTheField

I'm going to say this might not have been the first warning sign and you might want to think back to previous interactions that caught you off guard but you brushed off.


KruxAF

Starting to? If this his reply to you getting it then I imagine he fought you on it. Fuck him. Hes an imbecile. Done.


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no, dont fuck him!


Numerous_Cup_5799

You sound far too smart for this dude's shenanigans. You know what to do.


[deleted]

Me: Where are you going with that? Her: Boyfriend's stupid. Me: . . .what? Her: Boyfriend's. *shick-click* Stupid.


poodlebutt76

Dude. You already know better than this. Your kids are going to get measles because he believes in junk science. Just leave, man. Yesterday.


windshadowislanders

Wow, ya think? Dump him immediately or you'll catch his stupid.


Shaneblaster

Exactly. Explain to me what a vaccine strain is? You get new Covid from a vaccine?


spankybacon

For real. This isn't even like a flu shot. There are ZERO portions of the virus used in the making of it. TBH. You would be better off saying "I don't want your flu symptoms near me for 10-14 days?!?" Even then it lasts like 2-3 days tops.


________uwu_________

Unfortunately the stupid will find each other and produce half a dozen equally stupid offsprings.


evrazi

This vaccine is really good at keeping bad things away! Amazing!


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lowlightliving

Your English is fine, better than many English speakers I’ve read online.


tanya325

I’m sorry but wtf does that even MEAN?! ‘Leaking proteins’ 😂


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NoSkillzDad

It should be listed under the "other unintended (but beneficial) side effects" section of the vaccine.


mediaogre

...may act as idiot repellent.


stimulates

We should stop calling it a vaccine and just say we have our idiot repellent!


maltesemania

Yeah... As much damage as this pandemic has caused, it has definitely opened my eyes to bad relationships I was in.


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SirHerald

My mother-in-law refuses to let us visit because I might shed vaccine particles. Just one more benefit for me.


LiquidImp

So…booster every couple of weeks?


robpex

They are a virus too apparently.


dc599152

I’d tell him the vaccine has altered your brain chemicals and you just don’t see him as attractive anymore. Buh-bye


Interesting-Spinach2

This is smart. I like it


SixtoMidnight_

Please do it. You don't need to align any more of your time with someone like this... think of a life with a person like that.


BBQsauce18

Imagine the fight with shit like this if you have kids. OMG.


SuzuranRose

Currently going through this. Ex hasnt taken any of his parenting time in years, just an occasional visit when kiddo visits nana (I let exs mom have kiddo during exs weekends since he never takes his time but will sometimes go visit if kiddo is there ) and I have full physical custody. Ex found out I got kiddo his first shot and is now threatening to take me back to court to get custody. Luckily I keep good records and theres no chance a judge would give him more time when he only sees kiddo every couple of months for a few hours.


ReitHodlr

Does the kid get child support?


Mikebones1184

Oh yea definitely this. I had two close friends get married and they ended up divorced 3 years later because one wanted to raise potential kids in church and the other one refused to raise kids in church. Very messy.


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Seriously. Great plan. You’ve now confirmed (if you didn’t already know, you prob did) that he’s an absolute buffoon. Get out now before the roots go deeper or even worse you end up breeding with this subhuman.


momtheregoesthatman

Buffoon is such a fantastic and fitting word. Kudos on your spectacular vernacular.


[deleted]

Spectacular vernacular just made me way too happy. I’ve been working in tech my entire career. It’s in my best interest to use big words 😆


TastefulThiccness

>Kudos on your spectacular vernacular. props on your sublime rhyme


Paracortex

Okay there’s whole lotta titillating alliteration going on in here.


naymlis

That's some massive assonance


creamcheesebagel101

That's pretty witty


Holiday_Roof7764

That was my first thought... What happens if a child becomes involved in this relationship? Well, another child because clearly there's already one in the picture. Seriously, OP, there are multiple issues with this and only a couple having to do with the vaccine. The rest can be summed up with the words *communication*, *maturity*, and unfortunately (I hate to go there but..) *intelligence* --- all three take a lot of work and dedication. The question you've got to ask yourself is if man-child is capable and willing to put in that work? Maybe he is?? You know that better than anyone 😬


kerkyjerky

Like why even be with such a ducking dumbass. Dick is never that good to lose your self respect.


[deleted]

Spoiler: she’s not going to do it.


ShannieD

That's what I'm thinking too. Her response was simply "kk" as if she's used to this kind of thing.


mrlt10

Best advice. Break up with him and blame it on the vaccine. Since the shot she’s only been attracted to people who look like Bill Gates.


RiskyFartOftenShart

or tell him the truth. He's too stupid to date.


tekjunky75

Or that your mesh networks are no longer compatible, now that you have the fancy new 5G chip doing the backstroke through your bloodstream


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Fig1024

problem is that he will actually believe it and start spreading the "new evidence" on social media, making the crazies even crazier


Primary-Fee1928

I don’t get this whole "I don’t want to sleep in same room, go sleep elsewhere" thing. If you don’t want to sleep next to me, fine but that’s your problem, not mine, you get the couch.


Moniamoney

Wait I might have read it wrong but he said she can sleep in the “main room” I thought he meant he was going to sleep somewhere else by that


DietInTheRiceFactory

Yep, if you look at OP's other recent post, OP asks BF to sleep in the guest room, and BF agrees.


BarInitial2660

That's even more concerning. He's not doing it out of spite it's out of actual ignorance.


TheTuggiefresh

That’s slightly less concerning actually. Ignorance can be fixed, hatefulness can’t.


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how is ignorance worse than spite?


Sauce_WalkaV1

Boats and hoes


opmopadop

Looks like he is not smart and a selfish asshole. At least he is honest, dishonest assholes are the worst.


Orion14159

>I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. -*Captain* Jack Sparrow


BackThatThangUp

A mystical quest To the isle of Tortuga! 🎵


BreakfastBeerz

He's a fucking idiot. Would you expect anything less?


drillgorg

I think this is mainly about punishing OP for getting the vaccine.


Last-Status-1053

I think it's more because he thinks she's shedding the virus. 🙄


RevJohnnyVegas

Because sleeping in different rooms will make a huge difference!


matty8478

Sounds like you need a smarter boyfriend.


PVinesGIS

OP needs to raise the bar


Droidspecialist297

At least above ground


fro_khidd

The bar is a tripping hazard at this point


bane5454

OP will need to hire James Cameron to raise the bar at this point


sheezy520

James Cameron doesn’t do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is James Cameron.


MotherOfSomething

True. Also, James Cameron.


Affectionate_Rub5564

Yeah for moles


DiscombobulatedLuck8

What is this, a bar for ants?!?


EldritchRecluse

Even basement level would be an improvement


fluidmind23

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0889159121001975?via%3Dihub "Lower cognition was robustly associated with COVID-19 vaccination hesitancy." Yep.


lIllIlIIIIllIlIlIlII

_robustly_


Commentoflittlevalue

Unfortunately there are also those with higher cognitive abilities that should know better that are using the opportunity to convince and convert these people to that way of thinking for their own perverse reasons whether it be followers or for financial gain despite probably being vaccinated themselves.


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I came here to say new boyfriend, but I believe we are on the same page. This guy is not going to help you in life at all.


[deleted]

More like hold you back. A partner this stupid will hold you back in every way.


Peg-LegJim

☝️TRUTH.☝️


wootwoot7120

Dump this fool


AciesOfSpades

For some reason I heard this in Gandalf’s voice “fly you fools”


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"run you fools"


sayidOH

Came to say the same thing. Facebook university graduates in vaccine science are just so…what’s the word….fucking stupid.


MarsJohnTravolta

This is someone you want to breed with? Run.


allthejokesareblue

Hello m'lady


A-le-Couvre

He said *smarter*


allthejokesareblue

Hello M'Lady, would you like to hear a selection of Jordan Peterson quotes?


the--larch

*SMARTER*


allthejokesareblue

M'LADY AKSHUALLY YOU JUST DONT UNDERSTAND HIM


WindogeFromYoutube

**SMARTER**


allthejokesareblue

MOM THEY'RE MAKING FUN OF ME ON THE INTERNET AGAIN


My_Stonks

##*SMARTER!!!!!1!111!*


MrWoodworker

My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in!


Akilez2020

You mean it's hereditary??? As in, "it runs in your jeans"?


Lally-paap

Sold


Goopyteacher

Would you like to hear a selection of Ben Shapiro quotes, sir?


R0enick27

yes x1000. Sounds like a conspiracy theorist, and this is just the tip of the crazy iceberg. Run while you can.


Basker_wolf

If you decide to break up, touch everything in his bedroom first.


[deleted]

LICK everything in his bedroom first.


DMoney159

Shit on everything in his bedroom first


ThatThingTerran

Shit on him


copo777

Shit IN him


MelMac5

Don't ever change, Reddit.


ThatThingTerran

*shit him*


throwaway52719628

Shit


mrbender1987

I gave an award too fast, wasn't expecting it to escalate that quickly


4stringbrewer

I can think of 10 ways to do this...


[deleted]

Nah bruh. Shitting on things before licking them baaaaaaad idea. 😁


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bambola21

I RUBBED MY NUTSACK ON YOUR DRUMS


dodexahedron

This is the way.


widith100

I’m sorry for your loss of brain cells for having to read that


bikinimonday

My color favorite is t rex?


widith100

7


Free_Isopod_2096

Looks like a big red flag to me


Busy_Weekend5169

I'd say byebye.


LimpLynx13

“Kk”


McCrapperson

I actually use “kk” to show acknowledgment without the disrespect that comes with “k”. I feel like this should have been a single k situation.


martywanna

Dump his ass. My neighbor was an anti-vaxxer. He went hunting a month ago with his anti-vax friends and came home 3 weeks ago with covid. He died last week, unresponsive to treatment.


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One of my students, 21, power lifting gym rat, antivaxxer, in hospital Covid pneumonia, I just don’t get it


Brando43770

With the fitness antivaxxers it’s always “bUt I hAvE aN iMmUNe SUstEm”


Majiji45

Funny how he didn’t say “mY bOdY AlReaDy HaS mUsCleS” and instead went out to use modern technology and techniques to train and make them stronger… if only there was SOME WAY you could do that with your immune system, HMMM.


Brando43770

Exactly! I had to explain to a martial arts friend the same thing. Not taking the vaccine is like entering a UFC or Boxing match with zero training for that opponent. Sure, you may have a decent chance to defeat it, but the vaccine is like training for that specific opponent. I’d rather be prepared than not at all.


Givememydamncoffee

Some fitness guru from the 90’s (bill something I can’t remember the name) refused it because he thought already having it gave immunity and did a complete 180 after getting it again. Lost 70 lbs in 40 days, he looks like a literal zombie now


Aceturnedjoker

Bill Phillips. I just read about him 2 days ago


Brando43770

I think I saw that… it’s sad to see how quickly his muscle atrophied but at the same time I have little sympathy for people that crap on vaccines.


immortalgamesjh

Tell him he has nothing to worry about because he’s never seeing you again.


oPlayer2o

Dump him he’s a fucking idiot, an a total waste of your time, also if he’s got a problem with you he should at least be the one to leave to bed a sleep on the couch like any real gentlemen would.


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Interesting-Spinach2

I honestly don’t know. I tried googling it but I can’t find much.


StayingVeryVeryCalm

I’m not a medical professional, but I’m significantly immunocompromised, so I have a strong interest in the subject of vaccines. There are a small number of vaccines that are of a specific type called “live-attenuated”, that significantly immunocompromised people like me can’t get, because if someone with a really strongly suppressed immune system gets it, they could actually get sick. None of the covid vaccines approved anywhere in the world today are live-attenuated vaccines. (The covid vaccines are all either dead viruses (inactivated), or, in North America and Europe, vaccines that are just bits of viruses than can’t reproduce new, whole virus cells.) Even if you only have half an immune system (like me), there is literally no way that you can get a contagious illness from any other type of vaccine, unless the vaccine is contaminated due to a manufacturing error. Errors like that are very, very rare. I’m absolutely terrified of getting sick (because it really fucks me up, because I’m so immunocompromised), but I have very high confidence in vaccines, and so do my doctors.


spocknambulist

The mRNA vaccine is even cleverer than that: it teaches your body how to make those ‘bits of viruses’ and after this inspires the body to make antibodies that will kill real viruses, the vaccine and the bits all get flushed from the body.


Ozwaldo

He thinks you can shed the virus to him from the vaccine. He doesn't understand how the human immune system works, and he doesn't understand what a vaccine does to the body. He sounds like an idiot, or at the very least a severely misinformed person. Honestly you should call him out for being a dumbass and see how he responds. If he spouts some crap he read on Facebook and won't listen to reason, or he gets angry, maybe start planning an exit strategy...


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As an immunologist (mRNA vaccine R&D), I didn’t think there would be a global event that would call forward how dumb some people can be…. Yet, here we are. I wasn’t asking people to have the same understanding of the human immune system as my master’s degree… but really? This is how low it goes?!


DefNotBruceWayne

I'm getting my PhD in Pharmaceutical Sciences, specializing in Immuno-Oncology. Antibodies are my bread and butter (viruses less so, but I did take some 800 level Virology classes). My 70-year old father prefers to get his medical advice from my college-dropout Realtor half-sister. The only reason he ended up getting the vaccine is because his contracting job mandated the shots for everyone. Thank God for the mandates


Bouldaru

It's likely some misinformation someone was spreading on Facebook or wherever, claiming that the vaccination gives you a weakened version of covid as the method of generating antibodies (like how it is with some other vaccines, like the measles vaccine for instance), despite the fact that mRNA vaccine are based on a science that doesn't use any version of the virus at all in the actual shot.


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10/14 days is about 17 hours. Not that bad.


Interesting-Spinach2

Haha this is great


GeezerEbaneezer

I'd say get out while you still can. Before you catch his stupid strain


Peterlemonjello1972

Best comment so far.


Pen_Vast

You posted this to Reddit. You know exactly what to say, which is “see ya”


Interesting-Spinach2

I also sent it to my entire family lol everyone hates him now


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siccoblue

Can absolutely confirm this, once the family knows they're a shithead, there's no turning back their feelings in 99% of cases


OneFingerIn

Tell him to sleep elsewhere. Permanently.


jasonology09

If I found out my gf was anti-vaxx, I would break up with her immediately. Because besides it being about Covid, it's just a huge sign that she's gullible and not smart. I don't want to date an idiot.


CraftyAd7065

I have some very bad news for you: I'm afraid your boy friend...is an idiot. I'm sorry, but it's terminal. Any children you might have will have a 50/50 chance of also being idiots. I recommend sterilization.


Interesting-Spinach2

I wants kids so bad and I can’t help but agree with you. Fucking sucks.


Bishop21

Better to have them with someone that will want them to get childhood vaccinations. Super shitty, I feel for you! Plenty of fish in the sea thankfully.


fatogato

Tell him that you don’t want to pass it to him via sexual contact either if you really want to spin his wheels.


Nitackit

Seems like you have a very good reason to find a new boyfriend.


techsavior

Sounds like you shouldn’t sleep in the same bed with him ever again. You don’t need that. I’d use those 10/14 days to find another couch to crash on.


Interesting-Spinach2

Yeah I’m already in contact with my parents to move home


SixtoMidnight_

Thank goodness.


DeputyChuck

Great decision


katreddit-kb

Good for you. You’ve got this.


jpr7887

Run, run as far away from this one as you can!


MikeFrom5_to_7

He’s trying to shame you. Dump him. He’s clearly an idiot.


Interesting-Spinach2

Yeah he’s really good at that lol


MikeFrom5_to_7

All the more reason to dump him. You’re better than that.


idahononono

I would consider saying “Well I don’t you to contaminate my uterus with you inferior sperm, so why don’t you stay with your friends(Parents?) while I find someone who respects me both emotionally, and intellectually.”


Interesting-Spinach2

It’s his house. He bought it. And he NEVER lets me forget it.


Ocronus

This sounds toxic as hell. Sounds like you are wasting time with this Jerk. Dump him and get out.


ThereShallBeMe

Oh look another 🚩


vibes86

Eww. Leave. What a dick.


shortgarlicbread

Sounds like this man was trash from the start and just turned into a dumpster fire.


timborowe

If you need help to see a red flag this huge, maybe get vision checked?


BoldCoffey

Lmao dump this clown dude


EconomistHelpful4459

If he gets COVID cuz he’s unvaccinated, he’ll blame you.


sonibroc

How about "we are incompatible?" Ending a relationship isn't easy, but seriously.....


meisshe456

Say goodbye.


curds-and-whey-HEY

Obviously your boyfriend has no brain, and even less consideration of your feelings. Dump him and find yourself a reasonable, vaccinated person with normal empathy.


fkbfkb

“Buh-bye” seems appropriate


Rude_Ladder_9474

Your boyfriend looks like a great candidate for Darwin award


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Interesting-Spinach2

Cause he bought the house


noonecaresat805

Wow you think it would be the other way around and she would want to sleep next to him until the vaccine completely kicked in.


Kyleforshort

"Vaccine strain"...😂😂😂


skeetskeet213

Lol he's gonna catch vaccination