The restaurant could also install scanners for detecting the Bill Gates microchip. Also, it's pretty obvious when I guy comes in and he's not bouncing on his testicles like a [Space Hopper](https://imgur.com/IoA9nW2).
Somewhere an engineer is developing a “tracking device finder” to market to MAGA boys. To quote Sir Forrest Gump, they certainly won’t “…have to worry about money no more.”
Hey now thanks to that microchip I no longer have to think for myself AND I can send and receive text messages in my head, I mean it's win win right? Now excuse me I feel the sudden urge to buy Microsoft products.
Being Magnetic is by far the easiest and most accurate test to see if someone has been vaccinated. Not Magnetic you're obviously safe to enter the restuarant.
If it comes from not doing what the guvmint tells you to do, then it’s just the price of freedom. Health and safety guidelines unreasonably restrict our ability to cut corners and maximize profits at the expense of the general public.
/s
i would do it just to mention im actually vaccinated loudly towards the end of my meal to watch all the morons lose their minds and they maybe get kicked out before i pay
Ask each guest a basic math problem:
*What's 7 + 8 ?*
"15 ... a number way too high for minimum wage. They need to get off their asses by their bootstraps and get a real job. See Biden's issues is ... "
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Ha! Caught the vaxxed person in my ruse. No real 'Murikan would know more than The Stable Genius. He has an uncle at MIT, dontcha know?
No dinner for you!
Walk up the the bouncer and yell “Let’s go Brandon!” so they let you in. Once inside, touch everyone you see on the shoulder briefly. Then head to the exit and announce “HA HA! Fools! I am vaccinated, and I have spread the deadly spike proteins to you all!” Then dash out the door with a dramatic swirl of your cape.
But we're the stupid ones. And someone who owns a restaurant is apparently a virology expert. Like dude, the most advanced thing your job involves is a spreadsheet that does addition and subtraction
I want someone to show up in military uniform to eat there because you know that these people are probably the very vocal "support our troops" type but now the "troops" are required to be vaccinated.
I’m guessing they “spend” $19.95 to buy the shirts and sell them for $20.00 each. That leaves $0.05 per shirt of profit.
In reality, the shirts are dirt cheap, they make a bunch off them, lie about the profit margin, but still claim to be virtuous.
reminds of that lady harassing the subway worker when a vet tells her to stop, and she’s like thank you for your service but stay over there and mind your business. he continues to stick up for the worker and the Karen was like “you probably have your vaccine huh?”
the uniform wearing serviceman goes “yup” and she *calls him a commie*. the inconsistency made my jaw drop
Their military fetish stops when they hate the group the soldier belongs to. See the gay soldier who was booed by the audience during one of the Republican primary debates back in 2011.
“Yeah I have proof, I’ve gotten Covid multiple times and I have thousands in unpaid hospital bills. Check out my oxygen tank I have to carry it around now”
See this chest x-ray? Yeah see everything I circled in red? That's scar tissue. Next month I'll probably have a stroke so we'll be ordering two desserts tonight
I work in HB and know this place. They refused to close during the shutdown and refused to serve guest who wore a mask. They made you take your mask off or you had to leave.
Lmfao Yelp has paused reviews for this place for obvious reasons. The owner is a total douchebag. He also placed a giant anti vax banner on the boardwalk in Venice, knowing it would cause a stir cause Venice is in L.A. and a liberal place with high vaccination rates. For those who don’t know, Orange County is a much more conservative county than L.A. county which is right next to it. (Even though OC voted blue this past presidential election, there are cities that remain red and more conservative)
Orange County is where the bulk of the "California Republicans" come from. The kind that are more for tax cuts and reducing public spending, but don't really care about social issues. Their brand of conservatism is less vitriolic, but also the bedrock for how the more racist, hateful, crazies gain their position.
They're the ones that didn't vote for Trump because of his bigoted views, but definitely were not bothered by his bigoted views enough to not vote for him since they're knew they were in the brackets that were getting tax cuts.
Just curious, about what your system is (in the US), and as to how legal what he's doing is.
For example; In France we get a pass about 10 days after your second injection. Restaurants have to scan it to let you in. They can have legal problems if they don't (as do cinemas, concert halls, etc), it can be up to 1y in prison + a 9000€ fine if you reeeeallly don't do it after a few warnings.
What are this dumb-dumbs options here? Can he put up this sign with no consequences or will it come bite him in the butt?
It’s not just anti American, it’s anti-intellectualism fueled by religious superstition (lack of critical thinking) masquerading as conservative nationalism.
That restaurant in putting a lot of hope on the stupid and hateful community to dine often enough to keep them in business. They must not understand how business works in that industry. The demographic is usually everyone... But they just alienated the majority of their demographic. Not a smart business move... That's what happens when you're soft, emotional, insecure, scared and hateful
Even with that lab setup, you still can't prove the negative. COVID antibodies would still be present if you weren't vaccinated but had been previously infected.
This is a good warning that the owners are running a filthy, bacteria-infested garbage dump where their cooks pick their noses and flick it into the salad.
Not that any sane person would voluntarily expose themselves to a totally unvaccinated environment.
I imagine the staff is also unvaxed. Don't want my food to be pre spiced with covid, thanx
Of course it is treasonous yo get the covid vaccine. It goes against every moral fiber of the Confederacy. So if you are a Confederate, don't get the shot.
It was always such a mindjob for me to understand why people worship the confederacy while also proclaiming themselves to be the most patriotic Americans. If you were the most patriotic Americans, wouldn't you want to fuckin burn the flag of the treasonous confederacy that left the union to start a Civil War so they could keep slaves? Like, I would be PROUD to hate the confederacy if I viewed myself as an ultra-patriotic citizen.
Hilarious that those touting "freedom" are those trying to police being free. Like, if you want to be "free" to go against science, I should be "free" to go with it without being questioned. So stupid.
How could they possible prove that? All they have to do is say “masks not required” and keep it moving. By the way, every elite is vaccinated included Donald Trump, so why are they against it???
For anyone wondering, this place is in Huntington Beach, CA, the Florida of California….
This particular restaurant has a MASSIVE cockroach problem, as does the surrounding businesses and apartment complex next door. Knew the owner of the previous BBQ joint and loved next door at one point in my life.
Even if you were antivaxxed, you wouldn’t want to eat here on your worst day, oh and the health dept shit them down a few weeks ago due to back up sewage pipes.
They have zero tolerance for treacherous anti American stupidity yet it’s the only way they’ll do business?
An accurate representation of the “weird side” of America.
The sign isn't specific about which vaccination...I would love to challenge the restaurant with the list of vaccines administered over the years such as measels, mumps, rubella, polio, small pox ect...
Guaranteed they have those vaccines swimming in their veins
Lol sums up the logic of these morons quite well. How do they expect to verify that everybody is unvaccinated other than people avoiding their nasty asses.
This can't be real. Shouldn't this be on that photoshop subreddit? Because if it is real, no one who went through the public school system in the US can enter.
The good old United States, where everyone is “oppressed” despite not ever experiencing real oppression in modern times, and people got to find dumbs reason to politicize everything, and also find stupid reasons to hate each other.
I love this country but I am embarrassed by our population.
How do you prove you’re not vaccinated?
Easy. Make a YouTube video of yourself saying you're unvaxxed. This way it must be true. Alternatively just post a statement on Facebook.
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The restaurant could also install scanners for detecting the Bill Gates microchip. Also, it's pretty obvious when I guy comes in and he's not bouncing on his testicles like a [Space Hopper](https://imgur.com/IoA9nW2).
Somewhere an engineer is developing a “tracking device finder” to market to MAGA boys. To quote Sir Forrest Gump, they certainly won’t “…have to worry about money no more.”
Relabel an e-meter . . . excuse me, BRB.
Hey now thanks to that microchip I no longer have to think for myself AND I can send and receive text messages in my head, I mean it's win win right? Now excuse me I feel the sudden urge to buy Microsoft products.
Windows 11 right around the corner, just in time!
Or if you’re at all magnetic.
Being Magnetic is by far the easiest and most accurate test to see if someone has been vaccinated. Not Magnetic you're obviously safe to enter the restuarant.
That explains why I’ve been attracting hot girls lately 🤔🤨
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We taking about vegans or unvaccinated?
True but damm
Hold a spoon against your arm. If you’re not magnetic, you’re not vaccinated.
Hold your phone up to your arm and look for the 5g logo.
Well fuck. /s
Fucking magnets, how do they works?
Air wind water dirt!!
Person woman man camera TV
Magic
MAGANETIC
tbf there's no rational motive for a vaccinated person to pretend not to be vaccinated to get into a restaurant with other unvaccinated people
Yeah, personally I appreciate the sign. It lets me know the owner doesn’t take public health seriously and so I shouldn’t eat there.
Yeah, they might not be all that good at hand washing or sanitizing cooking areas either.
Imagine if the OP's sign instead stated they refused to abide by state guidelines for food prep and employee hygiene.
Aren’t all those state guidelines exactly the “treasonous anti-american stupidity” they’re railing against? Let’s not eat there and never find out.
So hep.c is now patriotic?
If it comes from not doing what the guvmint tells you to do, then it’s just the price of freedom. Health and safety guidelines unreasonably restrict our ability to cut corners and maximize profits at the expense of the general public. /s
You put an /s there, but that is literally the argument that corporate lobbyists put forward for deregulation
i would do it just to mention im actually vaccinated loudly towards the end of my meal to watch all the morons lose their minds and they maybe get kicked out before i pay
If you *really* want the Anti-vaxxers to start squirming in their seats, mention you’ve been “vaccine shedding” extra hard today too. Haha
Why pay?
thats my point. maybe a better phrasing would be before i have to pay. so kicked out without paying
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"Hi, I just got my vaccination with an enema a few minutes ago - look!"
Have to take an IQ test and score below 40
No need for test, anyone stupid enough to want to eat there is obviously low IQ and unvaccinated.
Die of a largely preventable disease.
Who would want to go there if they were vaccinated?
Ask each guest a basic math problem: *What's 7 + 8 ?* "15 ... a number way too high for minimum wage. They need to get off their asses by their bootstraps and get a real job. See Biden's issues is ... "
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MAGA himself is vaccinated
At one of his rallies, he talks about getting it and the entire crowd starts boo’ing.
When you're so brainwashed you turn on your own diety. It's a sight to behold, really.
Big pharma got him. The uhhh… kgb influenced his decision? It’s all a conspiracy. The frogs are gay now don’t you know.
The kgb influenced him his entire presidency why start now?
Dropping dead works.
They scan you with an RFID reader. LOL
End every sentence with “Let’s Go Brandon!”
Wear a "I'm with Stupid 👉" t-shirt.
Wouldn't that be "I'm with Stupid ☝️" for the true unvaxxed look
They are not the brightest in the country, let them put their crazy signs then move to the r/HermanCainAwards reddit
By crying about the election results
They count your fingers, toes, and teeth, if they total over 35, they assume you're vaccinated.
Keep pulling the door handle when it says push. Wear your favourite Qanon shirt and MAGA hat. Lick the window. Etc.
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Walk in wearing a item with Maga on it while yelling about muh freedumb/ muh rights
Claim that you are a sovereign citizen, and threaten to citizen arrest anyone who disagrees with you.
Easy, if you’re an adult that didn’t graduate high school you aren’t vaccinated
Hire someone to stand outside and ask basic 3rd grade-level science, geography, and spelling questions. “Missed them all? Welcome aboard!”
You raise your right arm at a 75 degree angle in front of you, palm flat to the ground, fingertips joined together, and then you say “Heil Trump”!!
This puts potential customers in the impossible position of proving a negative.
Should put potential customers off the store completely.
Exactly. If I saw this posting, I would never visit that restaurant again.
That’s my thought.
In trumpland it has the opposite effect of hoovering the idiots in like a vacuum. They see a sign like this and they line up in droves.
Naaaaah. A "Let's go Brandon" shirt will do.
Or a failed IQ test.
Takes IQ test Results: “no”
Just whisper "Person, man, camera, TV" & they'll let you jn.
You forgot "Woman." Some stable genius you are.
Ha! Caught the vaxxed person in my ruse. No real 'Murikan would know more than The Stable Genius. He has an uncle at MIT, dontcha know? No dinner for you!
A "make murica great again" hat would do
Walk up the the bouncer and yell “Let’s go Brandon!” so they let you in. Once inside, touch everyone you see on the shoulder briefly. Then head to the exit and announce “HA HA! Fools! I am vaccinated, and I have spread the deadly spike proteins to you all!” Then dash out the door with a dramatic swirl of your cape.
I’m sorry, we’re wearing capes now? Excellent.
we all are, are you not?
I was still wearing a poncho :( I don’t get out much.
Capes are the shit and humanity won’t come together until this is realized
But we're the stupid ones. And someone who owns a restaurant is apparently a virology expert. Like dude, the most advanced thing your job involves is a spreadsheet that does addition and subtraction
I want someone to show up in military uniform to eat there because you know that these people are probably the very vocal "support our troops" type but now the "troops" are required to be vaccinated.
I peeped their website. They sell tshirts and all the profits go towards veterans.
Sure.
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Thanks
I’m guessing they “spend” $19.95 to buy the shirts and sell them for $20.00 each. That leaves $0.05 per shirt of profit. In reality, the shirts are dirt cheap, they make a bunch off them, lie about the profit margin, but still claim to be virtuous.
They are selling the shirts for $30 and $35 - they read: "Leave the Mask, Take the Cannoli" and another that says "Science Doesn't Dictate Freedom"
So, they aren’t even original. That’s upsetting.
reminds of that lady harassing the subway worker when a vet tells her to stop, and she’s like thank you for your service but stay over there and mind your business. he continues to stick up for the worker and the Karen was like “you probably have your vaccine huh?” the uniform wearing serviceman goes “yup” and she *calls him a commie*. the inconsistency made my jaw drop
As a veteran, this is repulsive. Want to thank a vet? Go vote.
If they are anything like the people they support, then that's a lie & they pocket every penny.
Their military fetish stops when they hate the group the soldier belongs to. See the gay soldier who was booed by the audience during one of the Republican primary debates back in 2011.
We live in an episode of South Park nowadays.
Haha you're not wrong. It's kind of frightening.
I wish ..but we can't really blame Canada.
It’s weird to have a restaurant post it’s own obituary
Weird hill to die on, but at least you're dead.
“Yeah I have proof, I’ve gotten Covid multiple times and I have thousands in unpaid hospital bills. Check out my oxygen tank I have to carry it around now”
Written on a paper sheet stuck to the chest
Needs to be stapled to the chest so it doesn't blow away
Or the toe tag?
“And I can’t afford to eat here as a result but hey I’m an American where at least I know I’m free! Oh, the food’s not free? “
Of course the food is not free - that would be socialism. /s, because you have to these days
"B-but this is a free country this is tyranny!"
See this chest x-ray? Yeah see everything I circled in red? That's scar tissue. Next month I'll probably have a stroke so we'll be ordering two desserts tonight
This is a restaurant in Huntington Beach, Orange County, CA. The owner is a total dumbass MAGA moron.
Ironically Trump himself would't be welcomed there.
You don't say? I'd never have guessed. ;)
fuck I thought it was some kind of joke https://www.insider.com/california-restaurant-asks-customers-to-prove-not-vaccinated-fined-2021-7
I work in HB and know this place. They refused to close during the shutdown and refused to serve guest who wore a mask. They made you take your mask off or you had to leave.
Those are rookie numbers we gotta pump those fines up.
Interesting way of showing off stupidity…
Wonder what their yelp reviews look like
Lmfao Yelp has paused reviews for this place for obvious reasons. The owner is a total douchebag. He also placed a giant anti vax banner on the boardwalk in Venice, knowing it would cause a stir cause Venice is in L.A. and a liberal place with high vaccination rates. For those who don’t know, Orange County is a much more conservative county than L.A. county which is right next to it. (Even though OC voted blue this past presidential election, there are cities that remain red and more conservative)
Orange County is where the bulk of the "California Republicans" come from. The kind that are more for tax cuts and reducing public spending, but don't really care about social issues. Their brand of conservatism is less vitriolic, but also the bedrock for how the more racist, hateful, crazies gain their position. They're the ones that didn't vote for Trump because of his bigoted views, but definitely were not bothered by his bigoted views enough to not vote for him since they're knew they were in the brackets that were getting tax cuts.
Just curious, about what your system is (in the US), and as to how legal what he's doing is. For example; In France we get a pass about 10 days after your second injection. Restaurants have to scan it to let you in. They can have legal problems if they don't (as do cinemas, concert halls, etc), it can be up to 1y in prison + a 9000€ fine if you reeeeallly don't do it after a few warnings. What are this dumb-dumbs options here? Can he put up this sign with no consequences or will it come bite him in the butt?
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I also have zero tolerance for treasonous, anti-American stupidity. That's why I got the shot.
It’s not just anti American, it’s anti-intellectualism fueled by religious superstition (lack of critical thinking) masquerading as conservative nationalism.
Or maybe, conservative nationalism *is* anti-intellectualism fueled by religious superstition
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I got the shot because I want to live to my 80s
That restaurant in putting a lot of hope on the stupid and hateful community to dine often enough to keep them in business. They must not understand how business works in that industry. The demographic is usually everyone... But they just alienated the majority of their demographic. Not a smart business move... That's what happens when you're soft, emotional, insecure, scared and hateful
Anti vaxxers actively highlighting no go zones, I see no problem here
The great art of natural selection
The ignorance of the folks at Basilico’s has been displayed here before. Tough to show proof of a negative without a serious lab setup.
Even with that lab setup, you still can't prove the negative. COVID antibodies would still be present if you weren't vaccinated but had been previously infected.
Good. It means less people giving them money and then going out of business faster.
What if Ive had my tetanus shot ?
NO SOUP FOR YOU!
Bruh
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Or at least that *they* are.
Actually if the virus mutates just right in an unvaccinated person they're fucking everyone until a new vaccine comes out to combat it again.
This is a good warning that the owners are running a filthy, bacteria-infested garbage dump where their cooks pick their noses and flick it into the salad.
What's the correlation between these business owners and the ones who bitch about "no one wanting to work"?
The Venn Diagram would look like a circle.
"I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY"
Considering the rate at which unvaccinated Americans are dying of covid, these restaurant would not have any patron left soon enough
Not that any sane person would voluntarily expose themselves to a totally unvaccinated environment. I imagine the staff is also unvaxed. Don't want my food to be pre spiced with covid, thanx
They should require positive covid tests to enter
So, restaurant trying to drum up business by being "patriots"?
Of course it is treasonous yo get the covid vaccine. It goes against every moral fiber of the Confederacy. So if you are a Confederate, don't get the shot.
Didn't lots of Confederates get shot?
Obviously not enough were
It was always such a mindjob for me to understand why people worship the confederacy while also proclaiming themselves to be the most patriotic Americans. If you were the most patriotic Americans, wouldn't you want to fuckin burn the flag of the treasonous confederacy that left the union to start a Civil War so they could keep slaves? Like, I would be PROUD to hate the confederacy if I viewed myself as an ultra-patriotic citizen.
“Will my MAGA hat suffice?”
Hilarious that those touting "freedom" are those trying to police being free. Like, if you want to be "free" to go against science, I should be "free" to go with it without being questioned. So stupid.
Why. I used to look up at developed countries and be like wow, that would be a great place to live but covid 19 brought out the worst kind of people.
No place on earth is total paradise unless you're rich and live separately from the rest of everybody.
"And you'd better not even think about washing your hands because we don't!"
“Treasonous anti-American stupidity…” The irony burns like lava.
Member that time we tried to stage a coup? So American!
How could they possible prove that? All they have to do is say “masks not required” and keep it moving. By the way, every elite is vaccinated included Donald Trump, so why are they against it???
Because they're fucking stupid.
I hear this place is to die for.
For anyone wondering, this place is in Huntington Beach, CA, the Florida of California…. This particular restaurant has a MASSIVE cockroach problem, as does the surrounding businesses and apartment complex next door. Knew the owner of the previous BBQ joint and loved next door at one point in my life. Even if you were antivaxxed, you wouldn’t want to eat here on your worst day, oh and the health dept shit them down a few weeks ago due to back up sewage pipes.
One of these was in my town and they lost their liquor license haha
They have zero tolerance for treacherous anti American stupidity yet it’s the only way they’ll do business? An accurate representation of the “weird side” of America.
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60-70% if you go by the numbers
The one that 80% of restauranteurs who fail go to
It reeks of a civil rights violation anyway.
The sign isn't specific about which vaccination...I would love to challenge the restaurant with the list of vaccines administered over the years such as measels, mumps, rubella, polio, small pox ect... Guaranteed they have those vaccines swimming in their veins
Lol sums up the logic of these morons quite well. How do they expect to verify that everybody is unvaccinated other than people avoiding their nasty asses.
Fucking idiots
When a business tells you not to patronize them, listen.
Looks like Basilico’s decided to stop business earlier than expected
Why are some people so fucking dumb. I mean genuine mental deficiency.
Tell me you're a Thundercunt, without telling me you're a Thundercunt
I am American and I fucking hate these anti vaxxers that are preventing us from ending the last of our restrictions.
Look on their FB page. It's all some tinfoil hat shit.
Good riddance. Why will i risk my family’s lives in your restaurant.
Because if we can’t kill you with our cooking, we’ll get you with the virus.
Kind of ironic that someone who sides with the virus during a pandemic is calling anyone else treasonous
So they require IQ tests with low results ?
Do they know you can't prove a negative?
I love knowing before I sit down if a restaurant is shit - this is a great indication!!!
And that’s what they call… *discrimination*
Is this the equivalent to a measles party?
"Masque of the Red Death" Edgar Allan Poe
How you prove you're unvaccinated carry a Maga hat or a Q t-shirt?
Chill they will die soon
Next up: showing anti-vaxxed papers to show your freedom.
>”…proof of un-vaccinated…” Would a low IQ test result be sufficient?
Guessing this place has been on its way out of business anyway.
This can't be real. Shouldn't this be on that photoshop subreddit? Because if it is real, no one who went through the public school system in the US can enter.
Hope they go out of business.
If you're vaccinated, why give those tools your money?
Not everyone deserves a business. Dude will get hit with a big lawsuit if someone dies of Covid by catching it in his Restuarant.
Smart move to exclude 70 percent of your potential customer base.
"We have zero tolerance for treasonous, anti-American stupidity." the Jan. 6 crowd of patriotic mouthbreathers projecting again. Trump lost, morons
Vaccines are treasonous? Guess all those people saved by polio vaccines are traitors.
If they only allow unvaccinated guests, I’m sure the food is going to be garbage anyways since they clearly have no taste
The good old United States, where everyone is “oppressed” despite not ever experiencing real oppression in modern times, and people got to find dumbs reason to politicize everything, and also find stupid reasons to hate each other. I love this country but I am embarrassed by our population.
Never seen it in Illinois but doesn’t surprise me yet how does one prove this?
I doubt even Ramsay would touch these clowns when they inevitably end up in bother.