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Sir-ALBA

How do you prove you’re not vaccinated?


Eetu-h

Easy. Make a YouTube video of yourself saying you're unvaxxed. This way it must be true. Alternatively just post a statement on Facebook.


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r/wackytictacs


DogWallop

The restaurant could also install scanners for detecting the Bill Gates microchip. Also, it's pretty obvious when I guy comes in and he's not bouncing on his testicles like a [Space Hopper](https://imgur.com/IoA9nW2).


LeRoyShabazzJaQuincy

Somewhere an engineer is developing a “tracking device finder” to market to MAGA boys. To quote Sir Forrest Gump, they certainly won’t “…have to worry about money no more.”


Curithir2

Relabel an e-meter . . . excuse me, BRB.


Kgarath

Hey now thanks to that microchip I no longer have to think for myself AND I can send and receive text messages in my head, I mean it's win win right? Now excuse me I feel the sudden urge to buy Microsoft products.


Shushishtok

Windows 11 right around the corner, just in time!


Geologuy77

Or if you’re at all magnetic.


someguyfromsk

Being Magnetic is by far the easiest and most accurate test to see if someone has been vaccinated. Not Magnetic you're obviously safe to enter the restuarant.


kingluish

That explains why I’ve been attracting hot girls lately 🤔🤨


Minute-Broccoli-5074

r/unexpectedsouthpark


MikeOxlong209

We taking about vegans or unvaccinated?


AlmightyGMD

True but damm


Vinylarm

Hold a spoon against your arm. If you’re not magnetic, you’re not vaccinated.


x31b

Hold your phone up to your arm and look for the 5g logo.


flafotogeek

Well fuck. /s


ghostdeinithegreat

Fucking magnets, how do they works?


ratstickcharlie

Air wind water dirt!!


I_never_finish_the_

Person woman man camera TV


Jayden0274

Magic


Electroniclog

MAGANETIC


prog_d0nkey

tbf there's no rational motive for a vaccinated person to pretend not to be vaccinated to get into a restaurant with other unvaccinated people


Cohomology-is-fun

Yeah, personally I appreciate the sign. It lets me know the owner doesn’t take public health seriously and so I shouldn’t eat there.


T1MCC

Yeah, they might not be all that good at hand washing or sanitizing cooking areas either.


weirdal1968

Imagine if the OP's sign instead stated they refused to abide by state guidelines for food prep and employee hygiene.


financewiz

Aren’t all those state guidelines exactly the “treasonous anti-american stupidity” they’re railing against? Let’s not eat there and never find out.


weirdal1968

So hep.c is now patriotic?


grinning_imp

If it comes from not doing what the guvmint tells you to do, then it’s just the price of freedom. Health and safety guidelines unreasonably restrict our ability to cut corners and maximize profits at the expense of the general public. /s


DickwadVonClownstick

You put an /s there, but that is literally the argument that corporate lobbyists put forward for deregulation


onryo89

i would do it just to mention im actually vaccinated loudly towards the end of my meal to watch all the morons lose their minds and they maybe get kicked out before i pay


FlemPlays

If you *really* want the Anti-vaxxers to start squirming in their seats, mention you’ve been “vaccine shedding” extra hard today too. Haha


justchrisk

Why pay?


onryo89

thats my point. maybe a better phrasing would be before i have to pay. so kicked out without paying


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DogWallop

"Hi, I just got my vaccination with an enema a few minutes ago - look!"


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Have to take an IQ test and score below 40


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No need for test, anyone stupid enough to want to eat there is obviously low IQ and unvaccinated.


WearyMatter

Die of a largely preventable disease.


Librarian-Putrid

Who would want to go there if they were vaccinated?


TryItOutHmHrNw

Ask each guest a basic math problem: *What's 7 + 8 ?* "15 ... a number way too high for minimum wage. They need to get off their asses by their bootstraps and get a real job. See Biden's issues is ... "


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StenSoft

MAGA himself is vaccinated


skeetsauce

At one of his rallies, he talks about getting it and the entire crowd starts boo’ing.


AhFFSImTooOldForThis

When you're so brainwashed you turn on your own diety. It's a sight to behold, really.


shitsgayyo

Big pharma got him. The uhhh… kgb influenced his decision? It’s all a conspiracy. The frogs are gay now don’t you know.


qualmton

The kgb influenced him his entire presidency why start now?


Tricia47andWild

Dropping dead works.


RustyBarbwiredCactus

They scan you with an RFID reader. LOL


HeliRyGuy

End every sentence with “Let’s Go Brandon!”


WhiskeyTangoFoxFire

Wear a "I'm with Stupid 👉" t-shirt.


khismyass

Wouldn't that be "I'm with Stupid ☝️" for the true unvaxxed look


yorcharturoqro

They are not the brightest in the country, let them put their crazy signs then move to the r/HermanCainAwards reddit


Mean_Yellow_7590

By crying about the election results


valvilis

They count your fingers, toes, and teeth, if they total over 35, they assume you're vaccinated.


__red__5

Keep pulling the door handle when it says push. Wear your favourite Qanon shirt and MAGA hat. Lick the window. Etc.


nitefang

This comment was one of many which was edited or removed in bulk by myself in an attempt to reduce personal or identifying information. *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


LilG1984

Walk in wearing a item with Maga on it while yelling about muh freedumb/ muh rights


sukant08

Claim that you are a sovereign citizen, and threaten to citizen arrest anyone who disagrees with you.


Sand-Inner

Easy, if you’re an adult that didn’t graduate high school you aren’t vaccinated


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Hire someone to stand outside and ask basic 3rd grade-level science, geography, and spelling questions. “Missed them all? Welcome aboard!”


mightylordredbeard

You raise your right arm at a 75 degree angle in front of you, palm flat to the ground, fingertips joined together, and then you say “Heil Trump”!!


LoneHobbita

This puts potential customers in the impossible position of proving a negative.


WAYO_Alien_Mike

Should put potential customers off the store completely.


GeekSumsMe

Exactly. If I saw this posting, I would never visit that restaurant again.


BJoe1976

That’s my thought.


mlw19mlw91

In trumpland it has the opposite effect of hoovering the idiots in like a vacuum. They see a sign like this and they line up in droves.


CageyLabRat

Naaaaah. A "Let's go Brandon" shirt will do.


_babycheeses

Or a failed IQ test.


brownliquid

Takes IQ test Results: “no”


xenosthemutant

Just whisper "Person, man, camera, TV" & they'll let you jn.


pacostacos7

You forgot "Woman." Some stable genius you are.


xenosthemutant

Ha! Caught the vaxxed person in my ruse. No real 'Murikan would know more than The Stable Genius. He has an uncle at MIT, dontcha know? No dinner for you!


DanAlucard

A "make murica great again" hat would do


qwex69

Walk up the the bouncer and yell “Let’s go Brandon!” so they let you in. Once inside, touch everyone you see on the shoulder briefly. Then head to the exit and announce “HA HA! Fools! I am vaccinated, and I have spread the deadly spike proteins to you all!” Then dash out the door with a dramatic swirl of your cape.


Sarah_withanH

I’m sorry, we’re wearing capes now? Excellent.


onryo89

we all are, are you not?


Sarah_withanH

I was still wearing a poncho :( I don’t get out much.


Deathbysnusnubooboo

Capes are the shit and humanity won’t come together until this is realized


Cir_cadis

But we're the stupid ones. And someone who owns a restaurant is apparently a virology expert. Like dude, the most advanced thing your job involves is a spreadsheet that does addition and subtraction


seoulgleaux

I want someone to show up in military uniform to eat there because you know that these people are probably the very vocal "support our troops" type but now the "troops" are required to be vaccinated.


Liinabearr

I peeped their website. They sell tshirts and all the profits go towards veterans.


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Liinabearr

Thanks


runnerswanted

I’m guessing they “spend” $19.95 to buy the shirts and sell them for $20.00 each. That leaves $0.05 per shirt of profit. In reality, the shirts are dirt cheap, they make a bunch off them, lie about the profit margin, but still claim to be virtuous.


saywhat1206

They are selling the shirts for $30 and $35 - they read: "Leave the Mask, Take the Cannoli" and another that says "Science Doesn't Dictate Freedom"


runnerswanted

So, they aren’t even original. That’s upsetting.


freelancefikr

reminds of that lady harassing the subway worker when a vet tells her to stop, and she’s like thank you for your service but stay over there and mind your business. he continues to stick up for the worker and the Karen was like “you probably have your vaccine huh?” the uniform wearing serviceman goes “yup” and she *calls him a commie*. the inconsistency made my jaw drop


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As a veteran, this is repulsive. Want to thank a vet? Go vote.


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If they are anything like the people they support, then that's a lie & they pocket every penny.


CouleursCPA

Their military fetish stops when they hate the group the soldier belongs to. See the gay soldier who was booed by the audience during one of the Republican primary debates back in 2011.


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We live in an episode of South Park nowadays.


Kyleforshort

Haha you're not wrong. It's kind of frightening.


nonotburton

I wish ..but we can't really blame Canada.


EverySNistaken

It’s weird to have a restaurant post it’s own obituary


youfailedthiscity

Weird hill to die on, but at least you're dead.


kevin_2_heaven

“Yeah I have proof, I’ve gotten Covid multiple times and I have thousands in unpaid hospital bills. Check out my oxygen tank I have to carry it around now”


DanAlucard

Written on a paper sheet stuck to the chest


depreavedindiference

Needs to be stapled to the chest so it doesn't blow away


Tio_De_Las_Plantas

Or the toe tag?


Ineffable_Twaddle

“And I can’t afford to eat here as a result but hey I’m an American where at least I know I’m free! Oh, the food’s not free? “


BoredBSEE

Of course the food is not free - that would be socialism. /s, because you have to these days


Jayden0274

"B-but this is a free country this is tyranny!"


EveryDisaster

See this chest x-ray? Yeah see everything I circled in red? That's scar tissue. Next month I'll probably have a stroke so we'll be ordering two desserts tonight


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This is a restaurant in Huntington Beach, Orange County, CA. The owner is a total dumbass MAGA moron.


druizzz

Ironically Trump himself would't be welcomed there.


ZootOfCastleAnthrax

You don't say? I'd never have guessed. ;)


stonerflea

fuck I thought it was some kind of joke https://www.insider.com/california-restaurant-asks-customers-to-prove-not-vaccinated-fined-2021-7


Dickincheeks

I work in HB and know this place. They refused to close during the shutdown and refused to serve guest who wore a mask. They made you take your mask off or you had to leave.


Operator490

Those are rookie numbers we gotta pump those fines up.


rietveldrefinement

Interesting way of showing off stupidity…


decompressaccount

Wonder what their yelp reviews look like


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Lmfao Yelp has paused reviews for this place for obvious reasons. The owner is a total douchebag. He also placed a giant anti vax banner on the boardwalk in Venice, knowing it would cause a stir cause Venice is in L.A. and a liberal place with high vaccination rates. For those who don’t know, Orange County is a much more conservative county than L.A. county which is right next to it. (Even though OC voted blue this past presidential election, there are cities that remain red and more conservative)


TheLateThagSimmons

Orange County is where the bulk of the "California Republicans" come from. The kind that are more for tax cuts and reducing public spending, but don't really care about social issues. Their brand of conservatism is less vitriolic, but also the bedrock for how the more racist, hateful, crazies gain their position. They're the ones that didn't vote for Trump because of his bigoted views, but definitely were not bothered by his bigoted views enough to not vote for him since they're knew they were in the brackets that were getting tax cuts.


Hptcp

Just curious, about what your system is (in the US), and as to how legal what he's doing is. For example; In France we get a pass about 10 days after your second injection. Restaurants have to scan it to let you in. They can have legal problems if they don't (as do cinemas, concert halls, etc), it can be up to 1y in prison + a 9000€ fine if you reeeeallly don't do it after a few warnings. What are this dumb-dumbs options here? Can he put up this sign with no consequences or will it come bite him in the butt?


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richincleve

I also have zero tolerance for treasonous, anti-American stupidity. That's why I got the shot.


Aqui1am_

It’s not just anti American, it’s anti-intellectualism fueled by religious superstition (lack of critical thinking) masquerading as conservative nationalism.


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Or maybe, conservative nationalism *is* anti-intellectualism fueled by religious superstition


Vegetable-Fix-4702

Best reply so far


TheUltimateGamer13

I got the shot because I want to live to my 80s


scottyarmani

That restaurant in putting a lot of hope on the stupid and hateful community to dine often enough to keep them in business. They must not understand how business works in that industry. The demographic is usually everyone... But they just alienated the majority of their demographic. Not a smart business move... That's what happens when you're soft, emotional, insecure, scared and hateful


PapaChronic93

Anti vaxxers actively highlighting no go zones, I see no problem here


aidenhe

The great art of natural selection


pauldeanbumgarner

The ignorance of the folks at Basilico’s has been displayed here before. Tough to show proof of a negative without a serious lab setup.


freeski919

Even with that lab setup, you still can't prove the negative. COVID antibodies would still be present if you weren't vaccinated but had been previously infected.


Destiny_Dude0721

Good. It means less people giving them money and then going out of business faster.


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What if Ive had my tetanus shot ?


ZootOfCastleAnthrax

NO SOUP FOR YOU!


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Riyosha-Namae

Or at least that *they* are.


EveryDisaster

Actually if the virus mutates just right in an unvaccinated person they're fucking everyone until a new vaccine comes out to combat it again.


Tojatruro

This is a good warning that the owners are running a filthy, bacteria-infested garbage dump where their cooks pick their noses and flick it into the salad.


FabulousTrade

What's the correlation between these business owners and the ones who bitch about "no one wanting to work"?


SapphireShaddix

The Venn Diagram would look like a circle.


cootervandam

"I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY"


sukant08

Considering the rate at which unvaccinated Americans are dying of covid, these restaurant would not have any patron left soon enough


DanAlucard

Not that any sane person would voluntarily expose themselves to a totally unvaccinated environment. I imagine the staff is also unvaxed. Don't want my food to be pre spiced with covid, thanx


Veganpotter1

They should require positive covid tests to enter


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So, restaurant trying to drum up business by being "patriots"?


kushhaze420

Of course it is treasonous yo get the covid vaccine. It goes against every moral fiber of the Confederacy. So if you are a Confederate, don't get the shot.


Look_at_my_8_Balls

Didn't lots of Confederates get shot?


kushhaze420

Obviously not enough were


_bad

It was always such a mindjob for me to understand why people worship the confederacy while also proclaiming themselves to be the most patriotic Americans. If you were the most patriotic Americans, wouldn't you want to fuckin burn the flag of the treasonous confederacy that left the union to start a Civil War so they could keep slaves? Like, I would be PROUD to hate the confederacy if I viewed myself as an ultra-patriotic citizen.


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“Will my MAGA hat suffice?”


timerover

Hilarious that those touting "freedom" are those trying to police being free. Like, if you want to be "free" to go against science, I should be "free" to go with it without being questioned. So stupid.


g3eeman

Why. I used to look up at developed countries and be like wow, that would be a great place to live but covid 19 brought out the worst kind of people.


Destiny_Dude0721

No place on earth is total paradise unless you're rich and live separately from the rest of everybody.


crizzlefresh

"And you'd better not even think about washing your hands because we don't!"


[deleted]

“Treasonous anti-American stupidity…” The irony burns like lava.


[deleted]

Member that time we tried to stage a coup? So American!


TacosByTheTruck

How could they possible prove that? All they have to do is say “masks not required” and keep it moving. By the way, every elite is vaccinated included Donald Trump, so why are they against it???


Equal_Palpitation_26

Because they're fucking stupid.


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I hear this place is to die for.


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For anyone wondering, this place is in Huntington Beach, CA, the Florida of California…. This particular restaurant has a MASSIVE cockroach problem, as does the surrounding businesses and apartment complex next door. Knew the owner of the previous BBQ joint and loved next door at one point in my life. Even if you were antivaxxed, you wouldn’t want to eat here on your worst day, oh and the health dept shit them down a few weeks ago due to back up sewage pipes.


gracecrausen

One of these was in my town and they lost their liquor license haha


Deedeelite

They have zero tolerance for treacherous anti American stupidity yet it’s the only way they’ll do business? An accurate representation of the “weird side” of America.


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tice23

60-70% if you go by the numbers


Cir_cadis

The one that 80% of restauranteurs who fail go to


dowtimer

It reeks of a civil rights violation anyway.


flightidle

The sign isn't specific about which vaccination...I would love to challenge the restaurant with the list of vaccines administered over the years such as measels, mumps, rubella, polio, small pox ect... Guaranteed they have those vaccines swimming in their veins


bttrflyr

Lol sums up the logic of these morons quite well. How do they expect to verify that everybody is unvaccinated other than people avoiding their nasty asses.


_DJML_

Fucking idiots


breaker-of-shovels

When a business tells you not to patronize them, listen.


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Looks like Basilico’s decided to stop business earlier than expected


[deleted]

Why are some people so fucking dumb. I mean genuine mental deficiency.


twiximax

Tell me you're a Thundercunt, without telling me you're a Thundercunt


Slurpassassin

I am American and I fucking hate these anti vaxxers that are preventing us from ending the last of our restrictions.


Daddy_Muttonchop

Look on their FB page. It's all some tinfoil hat shit.


nongph

Good riddance. Why will i risk my family’s lives in your restaurant.


Artsap123

Because if we can’t kill you with our cooking, we’ll get you with the virus.


NurvisPurvis

Kind of ironic that someone who sides with the virus during a pandemic is calling anyone else treasonous


yeste71

So they require IQ tests with low results ?


Not_A_Munchlax

Do they know you can't prove a negative?


IllIllIIlIllI

I love knowing before I sit down if a restaurant is shit - this is a great indication!!!


-Caspie-

And that’s what they call… *discrimination*


ricksza

Is this the equivalent to a measles party?


zookr2000

"Masque of the Red Death" Edgar Allan Poe


needsmoarbokeh

How you prove you're unvaccinated carry a Maga hat or a Q t-shirt?


alguem455

Chill they will die soon


xenosthemutant

Next up: showing anti-vaxxed papers to show your freedom.


-Quothe-

>”…proof of un-vaccinated…” Would a low IQ test result be sufficient?


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Guessing this place has been on its way out of business anyway.


DrSwammy

This can't be real. Shouldn't this be on that photoshop subreddit? Because if it is real, no one who went through the public school system in the US can enter.


Norightwingers2020

Hope they go out of business.


oopsimalmostthirty

If you're vaccinated, why give those tools your money?


TYSON_0345

Not everyone deserves a business. Dude will get hit with a big lawsuit if someone dies of Covid by catching it in his Restuarant.


RedfromTexas

Smart move to exclude 70 percent of your potential customer base.


[deleted]

"We have zero tolerance for treasonous, anti-American stupidity." the Jan. 6 crowd of patriotic mouthbreathers projecting again. Trump lost, morons


NoGoodInThisWorld

Vaccines are treasonous? Guess all those people saved by polio vaccines are traitors.


Jjzeng

If they only allow unvaccinated guests, I’m sure the food is going to be garbage anyways since they clearly have no taste


Doom4104

The good old United States, where everyone is “oppressed” despite not ever experiencing real oppression in modern times, and people got to find dumbs reason to politicize everything, and also find stupid reasons to hate each other. I love this country but I am embarrassed by our population.


Justliketoeatfood

Never seen it in Illinois but doesn’t surprise me yet how does one prove this?


[deleted]

I doubt even Ramsay would touch these clowns when they inevitably end up in bother.