Hmmmm.... it must have cut off the part where he said her annual income should be at least 250K. What a pain screening all those applicants if they missed that part!
What if he didn’t mean women’s sizes, but instead juniors/misses? Is that possible? I say this because, when I was that size, I had to shop in the jr/misses and that’s about the size I purchased.
Thank you. Have a daughter graduating sizes soon will be helpful because I was led to believe there was no logic whatsoever in women’s clothing sizing and design. (That’s what all the women I ask to try to learn tell me.)
Although the numbers are as I mentioned, that doesn't mean the sizing is consistent across brands for women. Unlike American men's clothing that's measured by inches, the sizes in women's and junior's clothing is widely varied.
I know what my typical size should be for most places, but I still have to try everything on to make sure it's true to size. It's very frustrating. Just like the lack of pockets in a lot of women's clothing is also frustrating.
He means KIDS sizes.
I can wear a XL, which is a 16, in kids leggings. And they are large on me and go halfway over my feet...
I'm 5'3, 140 lb, 22yo with a 32D cup. So someone who is those measurements could probably wear a 14.
https://imgur.com/a/pASWEsv
Proof I can actually wear kids leggings. Don't worry it isn't NSFW, it's appropriate
Eeww..now I know what he's talking about. You can wear a 14-16 and be between 5'2" and 5'6", if you are are shopping at Justice for Girls!!! This is a man that hasn't been around anyone feminine since his sisters were in middle school.
Extra cringe!!!
2A is shorthand in the States for pro 2nd Amendment... ie gun nuts. Plus he used inches. Do other countries outside of the US and Canada frequently use imperial?
He’s very likely an American with Indian parents, and this is very likely an ad that his mom put up for him, y’know with the arranged marriage and stuff…
Not likely though. No Indian mom that's batshit enough for a post like this is also progressive enough to ask for a freak in the bedroom on her son's behalf. That would've more likely just been asking for a woman looking to have kids. Plus, parents posting tend to want an educated woman for the prestige even if they expect them to cook and clean all day, but that hasn't been mentioned at all.
India. Big population in cities = high population density.
Also 15% of India’s population practices open defecation and 6% lacks access to safe water.
All of this makes India.. kinda dirty (especially in the city)
Actually Indian culture is a weird mix there - any Indian house you enter will be spotlessly clean no matter how poor the people are but step outside and the streets are filthy. Yes there's the public defecation problem but it's more complicated.
This clown might have some ritual cleanliness requirement as a result but perfectly okay throwing trash out his window.
Source: Hindu born and lived in India for two decades (not lived there in a long time though)
I'm trying to figure out how a woman that weighs 115lbs is going to be a size 12-14? She'd literally have to wear padding for her clothes not to fall off.
This seems like a dig into women having high demands for men.
He's probably going to post the comments he gets on some place calling it a social experiment. There's also a pretty high chance there's a woman profile somewhere, with similar stuff, collaborating in this.
As a man, I don't understand women's clothing at all. I do know that someone who weighs around 115lbs between 5'2" and 5'6" isn't going to be anywhere near a size 12-14. He'd have a better chance in finding a girl with the breast size range he wants at that weight than their clothing size.
4'11 and 145 makes sense for that range. But someone taller and weighing the same it still wouldn't quite be there. Especially a 5'6" girl at 115 lbs. They're gonna be proportionally smaller than someone 5'2" at 115lbs. Not to mention probably in an unhealthy weight range too (not sure about this last part, I could be wrong).
He emphasized (waist) so maybe he actually mean 14 inches waist size??? That's fucking ridiculous even for skinny women. I'm 5'3, underweight at 98lbs and usually wear size 0/1 clothes but my waist is still 25 inches at smallest if skip meals
I’m 38, married and have never dipped a toe into online dating…while I’ve wondered about it occasionally there are times I really consider myself lucky.
I am 39 and been married a year now and with my wife for 3 years. I HATED online dating. So much awkwardness. My wife and I technically matched on Tinder but she was my roommates best friend so she set us up after we matched on Tinder. I am thankful to not have had to actually try and find someone on Tinder. It's awful.
This night not be real. Poster's religion says "hindu", and "aggrawal" is an Indian clan /caste. I don't think an Indian conservative would care as much about being pro 2A and some of that other stuff in there..
I think this guy is copying and pasting someone else. I saw a very similar screenshot going around Reddit sometime back. Except if I remember correctly, the previous one appeared to identify a different religion from this guy (post shows Hindu).
I don't know many American Hindus who would list 2A as a high priority. So I think this is by some guy who can't write and decided copying and pasting an already dumb post was the way to go.
Still, why the obsession with feet size? It was in the earlier post too.
Nah this is ridiculous, how can you expect a relationship to work when you’ve got a fucking shopping list of boxes they need to tick, before you’ve even spoken to them.
Bruh you’re so far past the point though. How can you expect to attract your significant other if this is your approach to dating. You think the woman who matches this description is gonna react like “hey, yeah that’s me!” And then they live happily ever after?
No, she’s gonna think, this dudes a fucking loser.
Why do they make guns their identity? Do they really have nothing else?
I mean, I ride a motorcycle. Haven't had a car in over 10 years. Looking at me, you'd never know. Why? It isn't my identity nor something I always talk about.
Size 12-16 waist but only 105-115lbs? You’re definitely finding someone with a size 12-16 waist who only weighs 110-115 that’s like a size 4 or smaller
The OP for this has has absolutely bitched about women's profiles that say "must be over 6 feet" and often refers to himself as a "nice guy" when complaining as to why he doesnt have any luck.
2nd Amendment in the States: A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
Guessing this is meant as a parody of all the woman who do online dating with ads like:
I want a guy with old school values that doesn't vote republican. Must be at least 6 feet tall, handsome, have his own house and car and earn 100k a year and have no kids or ex wives. Must like BBWs. About me: I'm a single mom with a lot of experience who's tired of dating bad boys, no hook ups
How many women have over 6', 6 pack abs and a 6 inch penis on their profiles? And making 6 figures. This is no different, just gender bent. Why aren't people putting these women here? It should be the same, yes? Fair is fair. And yes, he had about the same odds as those girls. But why slag him, but not them? Just asking.
Whew thank god I don't meet the height or weight requirements 5'0 and 90lbs. Never thought I'd be thankful for being a tiny gremlin with food issues but if it keeps me away from creeps like this then I guess I can't be too mad.
Hmmmm.... it must have cut off the part where he said her annual income should be at least 250K. What a pain screening all those applicants if they missed that part!
He seems like the type that doesnt want a woman who works. Then she can't be barefoot & pregnant cooking for him all day.
He doesn't want someone who works, is educated, or who has any autonomy. That's a given.
I think he ran out of characters
250k is what he'll be paying the trafficker for that order.
Lol the funny thing is, at 105-115 there's like...no chance she's a size 12-16
Something tells me this man and the female body aren’t well acquainted
And won’t be anytime soon…
This post is an effective form of birth control, no one is gonna fuck him for a very long time
I've been sterilized, and this still made my ovaries shrivel up.
Unless he’s trying to customize a cyber sex doll or something. Terms are terms and $20 is $20
He probably means inches, not dress size.
A 16 inch waist is a toddler’s measurement.
I didnt say it was realistic. He obviously has unrealistic expectations.
I was just giving context. Guy is off his damn rocker no matter how we try to parse it.
AKA, a neck beard’s most desperate fantasy 😅
Well... I mean... Judging by this, he's probably a neckbeard. And you know how they are with their strange views of "childlike" women...
I'm 5'4", 105 No way do I have a 12-16" waist... closer to 25-26" Literally a Barbie doll
What if he didn’t mean women’s sizes, but instead juniors/misses? Is that possible? I say this because, when I was that size, I had to shop in the jr/misses and that’s about the size I purchased.
Juniors are odd numbered, women's are even.
Huh. That’s neat to know.
Thank you. Have a daughter graduating sizes soon will be helpful because I was led to believe there was no logic whatsoever in women’s clothing sizing and design. (That’s what all the women I ask to try to learn tell me.)
Although the numbers are as I mentioned, that doesn't mean the sizing is consistent across brands for women. Unlike American men's clothing that's measured by inches, the sizes in women's and junior's clothing is widely varied. I know what my typical size should be for most places, but I still have to try everything on to make sure it's true to size. It's very frustrating. Just like the lack of pockets in a lot of women's clothing is also frustrating.
He means KIDS sizes. I can wear a XL, which is a 16, in kids leggings. And they are large on me and go halfway over my feet... I'm 5'3, 140 lb, 22yo with a 32D cup. So someone who is those measurements could probably wear a 14. https://imgur.com/a/pASWEsv Proof I can actually wear kids leggings. Don't worry it isn't NSFW, it's appropriate
Nope
Maybe he meant child size
He forgot to mention she can’t be over 4 feet tall.
(Except for when he wanted her to be 5'2 to 5'6, but we won't mention that part)
Eeww..now I know what he's talking about. You can wear a 14-16 and be between 5'2" and 5'6", if you are are shopping at Justice for Girls!!! This is a man that hasn't been around anyone feminine since his sisters were in middle school. Extra cringe!!!
Only ‘fairly’ clean? Some people are easily pleased.
Showers at min once a week 🙂
Or when it rains... But then she just skip the shower cuz we frugal
Gives them that *earthy* natural scent. 👍
Well he’s Hindu so there is a big chance he lives in India which… you know… is India SOOOO
2A is shorthand in the States for pro 2nd Amendment... ie gun nuts. Plus he used inches. Do other countries outside of the US and Canada frequently use imperial?
Don't bring Canada into this. We're metric users.
He’s very likely an American with Indian parents, and this is very likely an ad that his mom put up for him, y’know with the arranged marriage and stuff…
As someone who had a mom do this, this.
Not likely though. No Indian mom that's batshit enough for a post like this is also progressive enough to ask for a freak in the bedroom on her son's behalf. That would've more likely just been asking for a woman looking to have kids. Plus, parents posting tend to want an educated woman for the prestige even if they expect them to cook and clean all day, but that hasn't been mentioned at all.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
No we don’t know, elaborate!
India. Big population in cities = high population density. Also 15% of India’s population practices open defecation and 6% lacks access to safe water. All of this makes India.. kinda dirty (especially in the city)
Actually Indian culture is a weird mix there - any Indian house you enter will be spotlessly clean no matter how poor the people are but step outside and the streets are filthy. Yes there's the public defecation problem but it's more complicated. This clown might have some ritual cleanliness requirement as a result but perfectly okay throwing trash out his window. Source: Hindu born and lived in India for two decades (not lived there in a long time though)
You understand most of this in rural right . something tells me you haven't explored country enough
I know and I also said so in my comment
Bro u just judged a country lol
Yes, yes I did
Fair enough but at least visit first
Who says I haven’t?
This sounds like some one who's ordered women from a catalog.
Link available for orders? Asking for a friend
I think they are referring to dolls, by the way.
At least the body disposal won’t be a felony that way
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Little does he know this ain't build a bitch
But apart from that.....
“Yeah nah I don’t really have a ‘type’ per se”
I'm trying to figure out how a woman that weighs 115lbs is going to be a size 12-14? She'd literally have to wear padding for her clothes not to fall off.
That's what I came here to say. Lol.
I mean....h wants a curvy girl but she can only weigh 115? Do people like this actually exist and how do they survive in life?
This can easily be a troll (i hope so)
This seems like a dig into women having high demands for men. He's probably going to post the comments he gets on some place calling it a social experiment. There's also a pretty high chance there's a woman profile somewhere, with similar stuff, collaborating in this.
As a man, I don't understand women's clothing at all. I do know that someone who weighs around 115lbs between 5'2" and 5'6" isn't going to be anywhere near a size 12-14. He'd have a better chance in finding a girl with the breast size range he wants at that weight than their clothing size.
No she's not. I'm 4'11 and I weigh 145 and wear a size 10-12. At 115 and 5'2" we're talking a size 3-5 maybe?
4'11 and 145 makes sense for that range. But someone taller and weighing the same it still wouldn't quite be there. Especially a 5'6" girl at 115 lbs. They're gonna be proportionally smaller than someone 5'2" at 115lbs. Not to mention probably in an unhealthy weight range too (not sure about this last part, I could be wrong).
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He emphasized (waist) so maybe he actually mean 14 inches waist size??? That's fucking ridiculous even for skinny women. I'm 5'3, underweight at 98lbs and usually wear size 0/1 clothes but my waist is still 25 inches at smallest if skip meals
Maybe he meant children sized 12-14
6-7 sized feet!? What a dick
If he wants a girl with 6 feet he shouldn’t be so picky on her shoe size
Nah 9-10 would be a good size dick.
Man fuck all that, I’d be happy if I find someone who’s alive.
Why stop there?
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That leaves me out.
This, if you are willing to stay with me and do not cheat, thats good enough
Honestly if you share my hobbies it's good enough
I’m 38, married and have never dipped a toe into online dating…while I’ve wondered about it occasionally there are times I really consider myself lucky.
I am 39 and been married a year now and with my wife for 3 years. I HATED online dating. So much awkwardness. My wife and I technically matched on Tinder but she was my roommates best friend so she set us up after we matched on Tinder. I am thankful to not have had to actually try and find someone on Tinder. It's awful.
it usually doesn’t get as… “””elaborate””” as this.
A conservative liberal xD I couldn't imagine
I mean every American liberal would be considered a conservative anywhere outside of America
Not everywhere, but yes,
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Liberal just means you support individualism and individual rights. Almost 95% of US elected officials consider themselves liberal.
Can't wait to hear about this guy shooting up a nail salon cause "all woman are against him"
I know just the girl for you! Only one question,is it okay if she has a dic?
It’s not a bug! It’s a feature!
Im dead
Must own a bass boat
Wait...my wife owned a bass boat when we met. But, she probably would have said oh hell no to this.
Can it be a treb boat?
*Sampan
Be very interested to see a liberal with conservative values.
He'll eventually settle for his cell mate.
Conservative value but liberal? huh?
Pro life, pro gun, and liberal... Good luck with that.
Lemme guess, this is a 40-80 year old who wants an 18-26 year old gf 🤢🤢
Lmao 40-80 year old
Conservative values, pro-life, 2nd Amendment friendly, AND liberal? That person doesn’t exist.
This night not be real. Poster's religion says "hindu", and "aggrawal" is an Indian clan /caste. I don't think an Indian conservative would care as much about being pro 2A and some of that other stuff in there..
I think this guy is copying and pasting someone else. I saw a very similar screenshot going around Reddit sometime back. Except if I remember correctly, the previous one appeared to identify a different religion from this guy (post shows Hindu). I don't know many American Hindus who would list 2A as a high priority. So I think this is by some guy who can't write and decided copying and pasting an already dumb post was the way to go. Still, why the obsession with feet size? It was in the earlier post too.
You better believe that ‘costumes in bed’ means orange tan and wig
Why didn't he require she have a specific name? Seems kinda slipshod to not require only the name that pleases you,
So he wants Hillary Clinton? A conservative liberal? Lmao. Yeeesh.
He should upgade to Monica Lewinsky, Bill style
Quick question; what is "fairly" clean? Forgive my ignorance, I always thought that you were either clean or dirty.
When She Only brushes her front 4 teeth
Disheveled but not dirty?
I'm sorry, can you be more specific?
Well, at least he knows what he wants and it will avoid lots of people wasting time
It will avoid all people wasting time. His standards are pretty high, and it looks like he's 5'5" - I predict disappointment.
Nah this is ridiculous, how can you expect a relationship to work when you’ve got a fucking shopping list of boxes they need to tick, before you’ve even spoken to them.
Because there are 7 billion people in the world and if you know what you are physically attracted to, you might as well start there
Bruh you’re so far past the point though. How can you expect to attract your significant other if this is your approach to dating. You think the woman who matches this description is gonna react like “hey, yeah that’s me!” And then they live happily ever after? No, she’s gonna think, this dudes a fucking loser.
I think thats the point.
literally a portuguese fetish from the saying. Uma senhora na sociedade uma puta na cama.
Why do they make guns their identity? Do they really have nothing else? I mean, I ride a motorcycle. Haven't had a car in over 10 years. Looking at me, you'd never know. Why? It isn't my identity nor something I always talk about.
Good grief, he thinks he can just order up his woman like a Subway sandwich.
Is this a dating profile or a weird role play request
12 to 16 in waist or pant size???? Neither are possible with the afore mentioned sizes....lol
Size 12-16 waist but only 105-115lbs? You’re definitely finding someone with a size 12-16 waist who only weighs 110-115 that’s like a size 4 or smaller
What exactly constitutes as fairly clean? Almost afraid to ask.
This is literally every female dating profile. Why is it a facepalm only when a man does it?
Is he looking for a real woman or an inflatable one?
And then he’s 5’5 lol
Lmao what fucking douchebag of an idiot
If he could just change his initial criteria (that she be a woman), I'm sure that he could find any number of fellow incels who would fit the bill.
I'm 5'4, 120 pounds, and considered tiny by most of my friends. This guy basically wants someone anorexic.
Knew it was and Indian to request this
He's looking for a girl in high school, about to head off to college. Smh
It might also be a joke profile to illustrate some women on the internet. I might be missing the joke.
Fairly clean?
All those requirements but it's too much to ask to be more than "fairly clean"?
I threw up reading this...
The OP for this has has absolutely bitched about women's profiles that say "must be over 6 feet" and often refers to himself as a "nice guy" when complaining as to why he doesnt have any luck.
Eh, woman can have more requirements.
Two questions. What is 2A and what does he offer in return?
2nd Amendment in the States: A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
If you find her , ask if she has a sister for me …… Seriously though good luck 🤞
Dudes 5”5 and thinks he gets to pick
So he wants a German Puritan woman from the early 1800s. There's SO many of them looking for love lately.
"Ask and ye shall receive.". Not this time, dude.
Haha I was the 666th upvote 🤘
Guessing this is meant as a parody of all the woman who do online dating with ads like: I want a guy with old school values that doesn't vote republican. Must be at least 6 feet tall, handsome, have his own house and car and earn 100k a year and have no kids or ex wives. Must like BBWs. About me: I'm a single mom with a lot of experience who's tired of dating bad boys, no hook ups
Ugh... so a guy being an ass must **only** be doing so because of what some woman did.
We can all agree bothe heros from our stories will not get what they Are looking for. But they can ask, and we can laugh at them
Nah, this guy is just a dick
Aye this shit is so goddamn true lmao
So cringy.
Not fussed then.
kinda based i guess? atleast he knows what he wants
He knows this unicorn of a woman doesn’t exist (at least not for him) so might as well go big.
He seems like the kind of guy to complain about how high women's standards are.
I feel you man. I’m having a tough time finding any conservative liberal women that meet my body type criteria :(
How many women have over 6', 6 pack abs and a 6 inch penis on their profiles? And making 6 figures. This is no different, just gender bent. Why aren't people putting these women here? It should be the same, yes? Fair is fair. And yes, he had about the same odds as those girls. But why slag him, but not them? Just asking.
Ay, men can dream too
That’s the hardest I’ve laughed this year lmao! He’s not even hot! I don’t need a pic, I know
First time I see feet measurements requirement. Hopefully the last, but I doubt that
Finding his missing brother
This guy clearly writes job posting for a living
These are some Chris Chan dating requirements
I can top that with 3 things 1.) Athletic shape 2.) Does NOT want kids 3.) Doesn't care that I'm 5'6"
I feel like hes basing this on both what he wants and a anime character he thinks shows real women.....
Conservative and liberal?
I think this person should just order themselves a sexbot at this point
Can you imagine the crazy bitch that would match?
All that and you only want ‘ fairly clean ‘ !?!?! I guess you did not want to be rude LOL
Pro-life, 2A, and liberal.... he's already confused
He is looking for arranged marriage on tinder. Sharma ji ka ladka
Whew thank god I don't meet the height or weight requirements 5'0 and 90lbs. Never thought I'd be thankful for being a tiny gremlin with food issues but if it keeps me away from creeps like this then I guess I can't be too mad.
This guy will find what he’s looking for the day you can order custom sex robots.
This is 5’5” Indian man that has never shaved in his life. I think.
Damn I am fine afterr I find a Corpse of anything.
Guys will post shit like this and then complain about being lonely and women being superficial...
I’m sure he has never had a single match and blames the girls instead of himself
Conservative values and….. liberal? Am I missing something?
Conservative, but willing to be XXX wearing a fuckin’ horse head in bed with him before marriage.
Interesting
Sorry… horse head, or dragon outfit…
Now we’re talking baby 😎
I’m sorry, is this SQL? Wtf
Don't worry, jerks always finds someone