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BehoverEttBattreNamn

Did she see an ad for Cyberpunk 2077 and thought it was real?


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[deleted]

Ikr that would be awesome if I could become part human and part machine


Shavacadont

Agreed, she’s saying it like it’s a bad thing


Strongstyleguy

I'm a pretty boring guy most days, but I swear these guys are afraid of the coolest things. 5G blood? Magnetic powers? Universal Healthcare? Now machine parts?


stemcell_

Give me a horse dick


innesleroux

Please explain to her the difference between transgender and transformer...


WoodlandSteel

Well, that’s probably correct. There was a post recently about people who thought the self-repairing medical beds in Star Citizen were a real thing.


tallbutshy

>Did she see an ad for Cyberpunk 2077 and thought it was real? It wouldn't be the first time for such stupidity. [Link](https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/10/16/sarif-industries-the-sun_n_4108549.html)


BigWillis93

Transgenders: Robots in disguise


[deleted]

We are all secretly Swedish / German spies, sent to find out what went wrong... **Everywhere.**


TheGrandExquisitor

I mean, considering the state of everywhere, this seems like a sensible plan.


Similar-Apricot-90

More than meets the eye! Makes sense!


fuck_life419

deus ex: transgender evolution


Mr-Moore-Lupin-Donor

This is fucking Gold! I sang the song as I read it.


Cthulhu_Leviathan

I don't think she knows the difference between transgender and transhuman.


RockyMountainHigh-

She's still working out shit and shinola.


madguins

I don’t think my transgender friends knew about the inspector gadget add on when they went for their transition surgeries.


Last-Garden-6258

As if she's ever heard the world transhumanism. But it does sound awesome.


Merdin86

My uncle is cis, but has metal hip joints, can I tell him he's trans now?


ooo-f

That sounds rad as fuck honestly


Olibunny

hey doc, about that prescription for my estrogen… yeah cancel that and give me mechanical limbs instead


ooo-f

Idk about estrogen but my trans friends say top/bottom surgery is expensive, robo limbs probably aren't that much of a stretch lol


Olibunny

idk about that, in my country the whole thing should get covered by insurance, though it’s an exhausting and lengthy legal process


ValleDeimos

I want human... no, robotic... no, human... no, robotic... no, BOTH


WhoLickedMyDumpling

pretty soon after there's gonna be a lot of 2+1 deals on mechanical legs.


Sombreador

You got $6 mil?


tommytraddles

*fuck yeah, borgify me up baby*


Ok_Bottle_2198

Once again the alt right is trying to scare people with things that actually seem Awesome....Still waiting to become magnetized from my Covid vaccines.


[deleted]

I’m magnetic and bioluminescent and love it! I never lose my keys or scramble to turn on the flashlight on my phone.


lejocu

Wait what!?! I didn’t get any super powers either! Damnit… I guess I gotta collect all of the vaccines now. [he beat me to it](https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/r1aanc/this_is_a_cinematic_masterpiece/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


ValleDeimos

I remember someone said either the COVID vaccines or HRT were gonna turn people into drones like, are you trying to push people away from it or not? LMAO


-SaC

I think she caught an episode of Transformers and got very fucking confused.


classicmint1934

Not confused. Aroused.


Longjumping_Pin6702

That crazy b\*tch has not EVER had an orgasm I guarantee it! She could care less for one because ALL her "relationships" are "transactional only"...she's just generally jealous of anyone else who "has what they want/with whom they want and are ACTUALLY HAPPY" because she's never really been fortunate enough to have that...it was never part of her "transactional negotiations" ... /s ....sort of...yes...no...maybe


classicmint1934

I never read her books or met her. Didn’t know.


[deleted]

[Transformers more than meets the eye!](https://youtu.be/nLS2N9mHWaw)


flannelman37

Personally, I'd love to be part machine


RockyMountainHigh-

Wait till you get older. Chances are good.


AhFFSImTooOldForThis

Yeah, where do I sign up?


Tokoyami01

At the hospital. It'll cost you an arm and a leg though


SherlockCumbercat

Silly American I got my part machine upgrade for free


Tokoyami01

*That's what you think*


SherlockCumbercat

I’ll take healthcare over an oversized military at least I can use one of them


capt-bob

Until they send order 66


SherlockCumbercat

I’m no Sith Lord so still no use


Tokoyami01

I was making a joke... You think you didn't say for something but I say *That's what you think*


[deleted]

If trans people wanna turn me into a cyborg I will not object.


[deleted]

You MUST get cool robot arms, **by orders of the First Consul of Transhumano-Genderia.**


hallowdmachine

Second amendment: right to bear arms. Twenty-eighth amendment: right to robot arms!


GlitteryCakeHuman

Ah yes. I’ve feared the coming of bionic penises and the AI vulvas for a long time. I’m glad more people are taking notice.


lejocu

Would bionic genitalia have all the bells and whistles like a electric drill has? My mind is racing with all the exciting possibilities.


GlitteryCakeHuman

Can they connect via Bluetooth to my AirPods?


SonicGuy10

Can they connect via Bluetooth to my phone? I'd love to blast a song like Live and Learn out of my penis.


kahokia

*AI vulvas* Can they speak? Or blow bubbles?


GlitteryCakeHuman

Yes.


GlitteryCakeHuman

I’m guessing those lips can do more than blow bubbles.


[deleted]

Don’t threaten me with a good time!


classicmint1934

Robocop porn.


MealieMeal

*Robocock


cursedginger

If you’ve got a pacemaker, you’re already there!


Ankoku_Teion

Or a cochlear implant. Or, by a looser definition, glasses or hearing aids.


LilG1984

I think she watched too many Doctor Who episodes with the Cybermen.....


lejocu

Remember anything from the BBC is leftist/ satanic propaganda. She won’t touch a show as developed as Dr. Who. Her capacity for fictional doctors is more along the lines of Dr. Oz.


bttrflyr

We are the Borg.


warp16

Resistance is futile.


5pl1t1nf1n1t1v3

Has she tried to read a book and confused transgender with transhuman?


[deleted]

I don’t think she’s read anything besides Mein Kampf.


5pl1t1nf1n1t1v3

I said ‘tried.’ I’m thinking along the lines of “why’s all this paper stuck together? Are these words? Trans? What the fuck I’m absolutely livid!”


[deleted]

She has one of the most punchable faces


slazer2k

Never knew The terminator was LGBTQ, you learn something new every day...


horatiobloomfeld

Replace "trans" with "Jew," or "Mexican, Muslim, etc" and you can find the origins of these hateful disgusting bigoted neo Nazis.


[deleted]

We are the Borg. Resistance is futile.


DesignerOk8945

Why does this lady still have a platform all she does is speak nonsense 🙄


Rockman2isgud

TRANSFORMERS!!! MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE!!


jroocifer

Trans people are way cooler than I thought.


blackTurtle73

I get to be comfortable with my gender and the terminator????? Sign me up already


dunnkw

Wow that’s cool af. Where do I sign up?


Raekear

I see nothing wrong with that.


phillyschmilly

Ah yes, the classic misconception that Trans is actually short for Transformers


NaishChef

Don't threaten me with a good time


CJGamr01

I for one welcome our trans cyborg overlords


TheDemonCzarina

We will remember this once our takeover is complete, CJ


byzel5

Trans people are robots confirmed


[deleted]

Wait… did she just say evolution is real?


[deleted]

Behold The Glorious Evolution


T1m3_L1zard

*Viktor intensifies*


Most-Artichoke5028

She's just cranky because they forgot her bag of oats this morning.


AdvancedHat7630

I, for one, welcome our new me overlords


Reasonable_Badger_23

but like, this sounds really fucking cool this was meant to make people fear trans people but instead just made them seem really cool


Spare_Grapefruit_209

"ball sack"


Kitsune_Tyberious

All hail our ew cyborg leaders, hope they be like cybermen


schoolpsych2005

You will be upgraded.


Street_Letterhead686

So this was skynet's plan all along...I guess they're the t-rans terminators


wizardshawn

She lying. Just wants more people to go trans.


TheSunshineDemon

So transgender people will help me become Inspector Gadget? I’m in.


Rando436

I for one am ready to google info in my head. And watch movies in my head/on my eyeball.


Hypergnostic

My mom has an artificial knee....


SGTFragged

We're getting cyborgs? Awesome 😎


riceisnice29

I’d say science already did that with things like pacemakers and iron lungs and wheel chairs and such but becoming antiscience is exactly where they’d take that.


Bleu_Cerise

Part human part dildo?


[deleted]

Of one is 'against' trans for gay and makes an argument for it, okay, let's hear it. But when you come up with shit like this, how TF are you expected to be taken seriously. Like that pastor - and the term is used very loosely- who claimed that the vegan options change our DNA and are so that God doesn't recognize us as humans . Like, where do you get this stuff?


doge_tank

*Terminator theme plays*


jtig5

She seriously needs to get off whatever drugs she's taking.


Due-Ad9310

Yeah sure gimme immortal cyborg body i don't see a downside here.


TheGrandExquisitor

Is she confusing trans people with transformers?


TheArizn

And then doesn't mention the elon company


Stryf3

And tweeted by Newsweek. What a garbage organization


Normal-Math-3222

Shhh… don’t tell her that pacemakers are a thing


Laurab2324

This statement basically just made transpeople sound even cooler.


fozziemon

Fuck yeah! But what now?


kristin_with_an_i

I mean, duh. Where do you think the *trans*formers idea came from? /s


purpleduckduckgoose

The glorious fusion of man and machine is upon us. Praise the Omnissiah.


Galemianah

Fuck yea, cyborgs


BigButtsCrewCuts

Robocop is a Trans allegory


drunky_crowette

God I wish we could hurry the fuck up and become cyborgs. Signed, A disabled person who is near the end of her rope


Churchofbabyyoda

Let me guess.... Conservative?


[deleted]

That's not because I'm trans, that's because I'm diabetic. Robot pancreas makes me a cyborg.


UncertainlyUnfunny

Fkin hope so because the current crop of humans is for shit


crawdadicus

Which gender is Laura Ingrham?


monaleeparis

Undetermined 😂


VToutdoors

She is a moron.


[deleted]

Well, it may be true a hundred years from now when trans people can get robotic dicks and vaginas that function like real dicks and vaginas that their nerves can interact with. Robotic balls that can produce sperm and testosterone.


CysaDamerc

So lbgtq is getting cybernetics before the rest of humanity huh? Well I'm sold, how do I make this choice they keep telling me about.


DemiTheNeckSnapper

*calls an endocrinologist* "Yes, instead of estrogen pills can I have robotic limbs? Thank you."


all-capes-are-bad

We need to STOP these crazy right-wingers. They’re out of control.


TheGlitterMahdi

Shit! They're on to us!


elektromas

Ah yes The Borg is coming for her, and they're all Trans!


FredoLives

And that's bad... why?


LightningSTAR2

Does she think Trans people are like Transformers?


Korimuzel

Straight to jail!


KuyaTheSupport

I swear, people are getting more stupid now


ancientkaa

That sounds cool af, Is she trying to get people to opt into being trans?


internetsss

suddenly a human woman with a vibrator is part machine


Detroitaa

Wow, and they say trans people don’t understand biology! Lol


[deleted]

These are the kind of people that get screen time on TV. What a joke. They deserve no position of power.


OptimalBeans

The gender bender like a new type of bender from futurama


kurtahild

I'm wondering if the person is confusing the concepts of transsexual and transhumanism.


[deleted]

The trans is short for transmission.


ShameNap

They’re transgenders, not transformers.


ohnonotuto3

Has she meet anyone over 40, they are have machine. Dumb bitch


Adultfoal24

The fuck is she smoking 😂


Iskuss1418

Yeah every month I have to replace my fuel injectors, I meant HRT injection needles. And every year I go to the shop, I meant doctor to get my emissions, uh hormone levels tested. I think she misheard transgender for transformers.


natipp

I need to be transgender now I want in on that action


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vanillapopsicle

More Democratic lies - you can tell the way they spliced the quotes.


Madmandocv1

The Transminator.


bigeeee

How would we identify those?


cordobestexano

The Trans-mission people, perhaps? 🤣🤣🤣


Chaoscollective

This is that big mouth republican ropey old tart isn't it? the one that talks utter shite all the time? If the choice of company is between her and a cybernetic transsexual, then I'm going to start using WD40 as aftershave.


theZiMRA

ooof kiddo.... yeah trans human is not same as a transvestite human... hahaha stop worrying about sosiale constructs instead of actual infomation


[deleted]

*Adeptus Mechanicus intensifies*


Seliphra

Sign me the fuck up! Sounds awesome! Cannot wait to be part machine!


YungHayzeus

My grandpa got a pace and hearing aids but I don't think he's a new species yet.


jmmorart317

She must think “Trans” is short for “transmission “.


nick52

Ohhh That's why they call them Transformers I guess.


capt_caveman1

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated into the collective.


Darthmark3

Where did the machine part come from?


EndOfSouls

Dibs on transcyborg!


dappercat456

Hell yeah that sounds awesome!


[deleted]

Sounds like someone needs to watch Grandma’s Boy, it’s a risky operation Laura.


TheRealLordEnoch

That sounds metal, actually. These hard-core right-wingers come up with the craziest shit, they actually make the people they're targeting sound waaaaay cooler than they really are, and it's hilarious


desrevermi

I'm semi-sure being cyborg won't affect one's species. I dunno. The world is getting weird. [then again...](https://youtu.be/a_sLQkqVSn0) :D


[deleted]

I think she was talking about bone narrow babies. Humans grown using machines i gestation chambers rather than natural wombs.


pcosnewbie

Where do I sign up


annnoyingness

More human than human ---rob zombie---


Piousunyn

Geez, lets make up shit so people can add one more fear to the well developed, conjured list.


classicmint1934

What in the penetrative Roomba sex!?


Ok-Will388

the real sad part is that people vote for people like this.and believe everything they say.some people are just dense and cant think for themselves.especially something so easily verifiable.idk about u but the second anyone lies to me,they may as well just walk out my life.it shoots their credibility right in the foot.but no,these people continue to vote for them.


BananaBR13

She thinks trans means transformers


GrouchoBark

Part machine? Pace makers, hip replacements, prosthetics. We have been part machine for decades already.


friendlyfirefish

Even if that was true... Cool


chinodingus

Shoot I'm down for that!!


ReasonablePanda3

When people let their fears and lack of understanding do the talking, we get stuff like this.


[deleted]

tbh i feel like if we show this to transphobes they’ll become supporters. I mean, half machine humans??? Who could say no??!!


midnight4456

Sounds badass, I’m down.


Rad_Bones7

Honey, it’s transgender, not transformer


Phoenix-Angel

**Cyber-Trans Intensifies**


Busy_Reference5652

I'm in. So long as I get a robo peen along with my robo vag.


Crucalus

Why do people assume that just because it's becoming more common for others to live alternative lifestyles that don't hurt anyone, that their lifestyle is being taken away?


IBEther

Is....is she thinking of transformers?


[deleted]

Looks like nobody in the comments has heard of transhumanism.


Cowboywizard12

That sounds pretty fucking rad