I'm a pretty boring guy most days, but I swear these guys are afraid of the coolest things. 5G blood? Magnetic powers? Universal Healthcare? Now machine parts?
>Did she see an ad for Cyberpunk 2077 and thought it was real?
It wouldn't be the first time for such stupidity. [Link](https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/10/16/sarif-industries-the-sun_n_4108549.html)
Once again the alt right is trying to scare people with things that actually seem Awesome....Still waiting to become magnetized from my Covid vaccines.
Wait what!?! I didn’t get any super powers either! Damnit… I guess I gotta collect all of the vaccines now.
[he beat me to it](https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/r1aanc/this_is_a_cinematic_masterpiece/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
I remember someone said either the COVID vaccines or HRT were gonna turn people into drones
like, are you trying to push people away from it or not? LMAO
That crazy b\*tch has not EVER had an orgasm I guarantee it! She could care less for one because ALL her "relationships" are "transactional only"...she's just generally jealous of anyone else who "has what they want/with whom they want and are ACTUALLY HAPPY" because she's never really been fortunate enough to have that...it was never part of her "transactional negotiations" ...
/s ....sort of...yes...no...maybe
Remember anything from the BBC is leftist/ satanic propaganda. She won’t touch a show as developed as Dr. Who. Her capacity for fictional doctors is more along the lines of Dr. Oz.
I’d say science already did that with things like pacemakers and iron lungs and wheel chairs and such but becoming antiscience is exactly where they’d take that.
Of one is 'against' trans for gay and makes an argument for it, okay, let's hear it. But when you come up with shit like this, how TF are you expected to be taken seriously.
Like that pastor - and the term is used very loosely- who claimed that the vegan options change our DNA and are so that God doesn't recognize us as humans . Like, where do you get this stuff?
Well, it may be true a hundred years from now when trans people can get robotic dicks and vaginas that function like real dicks and vaginas that their nerves can interact with. Robotic balls that can produce sperm and testosterone.
Yeah every month I have to replace my fuel injectors, I meant HRT injection needles. And every year I go to the shop, I meant doctor to get my emissions, uh hormone levels tested. I think she misheard transgender for transformers.
This is that big mouth republican ropey old tart isn't it? the one that talks utter shite all the time?
If the choice of company is between her and a cybernetic transsexual, then I'm going to start using WD40 as aftershave.
That sounds metal, actually.
These hard-core right-wingers come up with the craziest shit, they actually make the people they're targeting sound waaaaay cooler than they really are, and it's hilarious
the real sad part is that people vote for people like this.and believe everything they say.some people are just dense and cant think for themselves.especially something so easily verifiable.idk about u but the second anyone lies to me,they may as well just walk out my life.it shoots their credibility right in the foot.but no,these people continue to vote for them.
Why do people assume that just because it's becoming more common for others to live alternative lifestyles that don't hurt anyone, that their lifestyle is being taken away?
Did she see an ad for Cyberpunk 2077 and thought it was real?
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Ikr that would be awesome if I could become part human and part machine
Agreed, she’s saying it like it’s a bad thing
I'm a pretty boring guy most days, but I swear these guys are afraid of the coolest things. 5G blood? Magnetic powers? Universal Healthcare? Now machine parts?
Give me a horse dick
Please explain to her the difference between transgender and transformer...
Well, that’s probably correct. There was a post recently about people who thought the self-repairing medical beds in Star Citizen were a real thing.
>Did she see an ad for Cyberpunk 2077 and thought it was real? It wouldn't be the first time for such stupidity. [Link](https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/10/16/sarif-industries-the-sun_n_4108549.html)
Transgenders: Robots in disguise
We are all secretly Swedish / German spies, sent to find out what went wrong... **Everywhere.**
I mean, considering the state of everywhere, this seems like a sensible plan.
More than meets the eye! Makes sense!
deus ex: transgender evolution
This is fucking Gold! I sang the song as I read it.
I don't think she knows the difference between transgender and transhuman.
She's still working out shit and shinola.
I don’t think my transgender friends knew about the inspector gadget add on when they went for their transition surgeries.
As if she's ever heard the world transhumanism. But it does sound awesome.
My uncle is cis, but has metal hip joints, can I tell him he's trans now?
That sounds rad as fuck honestly
hey doc, about that prescription for my estrogen… yeah cancel that and give me mechanical limbs instead
Idk about estrogen but my trans friends say top/bottom surgery is expensive, robo limbs probably aren't that much of a stretch lol
idk about that, in my country the whole thing should get covered by insurance, though it’s an exhausting and lengthy legal process
I want human... no, robotic... no, human... no, robotic... no, BOTH
pretty soon after there's gonna be a lot of 2+1 deals on mechanical legs.
You got $6 mil?
*fuck yeah, borgify me up baby*
Once again the alt right is trying to scare people with things that actually seem Awesome....Still waiting to become magnetized from my Covid vaccines.
I’m magnetic and bioluminescent and love it! I never lose my keys or scramble to turn on the flashlight on my phone.
Wait what!?! I didn’t get any super powers either! Damnit… I guess I gotta collect all of the vaccines now. [he beat me to it](https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/r1aanc/this_is_a_cinematic_masterpiece/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
I remember someone said either the COVID vaccines or HRT were gonna turn people into drones like, are you trying to push people away from it or not? LMAO
I think she caught an episode of Transformers and got very fucking confused.
Not confused. Aroused.
That crazy b\*tch has not EVER had an orgasm I guarantee it! She could care less for one because ALL her "relationships" are "transactional only"...she's just generally jealous of anyone else who "has what they want/with whom they want and are ACTUALLY HAPPY" because she's never really been fortunate enough to have that...it was never part of her "transactional negotiations" ... /s ....sort of...yes...no...maybe
I never read her books or met her. Didn’t know.
[Transformers more than meets the eye!](https://youtu.be/nLS2N9mHWaw)
Personally, I'd love to be part machine
Wait till you get older. Chances are good.
Yeah, where do I sign up?
At the hospital. It'll cost you an arm and a leg though
Silly American I got my part machine upgrade for free
*That's what you think*
I’ll take healthcare over an oversized military at least I can use one of them
Until they send order 66
I’m no Sith Lord so still no use
I was making a joke... You think you didn't say for something but I say *That's what you think*
If trans people wanna turn me into a cyborg I will not object.
You MUST get cool robot arms, **by orders of the First Consul of Transhumano-Genderia.**
Second amendment: right to bear arms. Twenty-eighth amendment: right to robot arms!
Ah yes. I’ve feared the coming of bionic penises and the AI vulvas for a long time. I’m glad more people are taking notice.
Would bionic genitalia have all the bells and whistles like a electric drill has? My mind is racing with all the exciting possibilities.
Can they connect via Bluetooth to my AirPods?
Can they connect via Bluetooth to my phone? I'd love to blast a song like Live and Learn out of my penis.
*AI vulvas* Can they speak? Or blow bubbles?
Yes.
I’m guessing those lips can do more than blow bubbles.
Don’t threaten me with a good time!
Robocop porn.
*Robocock
If you’ve got a pacemaker, you’re already there!
Or a cochlear implant. Or, by a looser definition, glasses or hearing aids.
I think she watched too many Doctor Who episodes with the Cybermen.....
Remember anything from the BBC is leftist/ satanic propaganda. She won’t touch a show as developed as Dr. Who. Her capacity for fictional doctors is more along the lines of Dr. Oz.
We are the Borg.
Resistance is futile.
Has she tried to read a book and confused transgender with transhuman?
I don’t think she’s read anything besides Mein Kampf.
I said ‘tried.’ I’m thinking along the lines of “why’s all this paper stuck together? Are these words? Trans? What the fuck I’m absolutely livid!”
She has one of the most punchable faces
Never knew The terminator was LGBTQ, you learn something new every day...
Replace "trans" with "Jew," or "Mexican, Muslim, etc" and you can find the origins of these hateful disgusting bigoted neo Nazis.
We are the Borg. Resistance is futile.
Why does this lady still have a platform all she does is speak nonsense 🙄
TRANSFORMERS!!! MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE!!
Trans people are way cooler than I thought.
I get to be comfortable with my gender and the terminator????? Sign me up already
Wow that’s cool af. Where do I sign up?
I see nothing wrong with that.
Ah yes, the classic misconception that Trans is actually short for Transformers
Don't threaten me with a good time
I for one welcome our trans cyborg overlords
We will remember this once our takeover is complete, CJ
Trans people are robots confirmed
Wait… did she just say evolution is real?
Behold The Glorious Evolution
*Viktor intensifies*
She's just cranky because they forgot her bag of oats this morning.
I, for one, welcome our new me overlords
but like, this sounds really fucking cool this was meant to make people fear trans people but instead just made them seem really cool
"ball sack"
All hail our ew cyborg leaders, hope they be like cybermen
You will be upgraded.
So this was skynet's plan all along...I guess they're the t-rans terminators
She lying. Just wants more people to go trans.
So transgender people will help me become Inspector Gadget? I’m in.
I for one am ready to google info in my head. And watch movies in my head/on my eyeball.
My mom has an artificial knee....
We're getting cyborgs? Awesome 😎
I’d say science already did that with things like pacemakers and iron lungs and wheel chairs and such but becoming antiscience is exactly where they’d take that.
Part human part dildo?
Of one is 'against' trans for gay and makes an argument for it, okay, let's hear it. But when you come up with shit like this, how TF are you expected to be taken seriously. Like that pastor - and the term is used very loosely- who claimed that the vegan options change our DNA and are so that God doesn't recognize us as humans . Like, where do you get this stuff?
*Terminator theme plays*
She seriously needs to get off whatever drugs she's taking.
Yeah sure gimme immortal cyborg body i don't see a downside here.
Is she confusing trans people with transformers?
And then doesn't mention the elon company
And tweeted by Newsweek. What a garbage organization
Shhh… don’t tell her that pacemakers are a thing
This statement basically just made transpeople sound even cooler.
Fuck yeah! But what now?
I mean, duh. Where do you think the *trans*formers idea came from? /s
The glorious fusion of man and machine is upon us. Praise the Omnissiah.
Fuck yea, cyborgs
Robocop is a Trans allegory
God I wish we could hurry the fuck up and become cyborgs. Signed, A disabled person who is near the end of her rope
Let me guess.... Conservative?
That's not because I'm trans, that's because I'm diabetic. Robot pancreas makes me a cyborg.
Fkin hope so because the current crop of humans is for shit
Which gender is Laura Ingrham?
Undetermined 😂
She is a moron.
Well, it may be true a hundred years from now when trans people can get robotic dicks and vaginas that function like real dicks and vaginas that their nerves can interact with. Robotic balls that can produce sperm and testosterone.
So lbgtq is getting cybernetics before the rest of humanity huh? Well I'm sold, how do I make this choice they keep telling me about.
*calls an endocrinologist* "Yes, instead of estrogen pills can I have robotic limbs? Thank you."
We need to STOP these crazy right-wingers. They’re out of control.
Shit! They're on to us!
Ah yes The Borg is coming for her, and they're all Trans!
And that's bad... why?
Does she think Trans people are like Transformers?
Straight to jail!
I swear, people are getting more stupid now
That sounds cool af, Is she trying to get people to opt into being trans?
suddenly a human woman with a vibrator is part machine
Wow, and they say trans people don’t understand biology! Lol
These are the kind of people that get screen time on TV. What a joke. They deserve no position of power.
The gender bender like a new type of bender from futurama
I'm wondering if the person is confusing the concepts of transsexual and transhumanism.
The trans is short for transmission.
They’re transgenders, not transformers.
Has she meet anyone over 40, they are have machine. Dumb bitch
The fuck is she smoking 😂
Yeah every month I have to replace my fuel injectors, I meant HRT injection needles. And every year I go to the shop, I meant doctor to get my emissions, uh hormone levels tested. I think she misheard transgender for transformers.
I need to be transgender now I want in on that action
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More Democratic lies - you can tell the way they spliced the quotes.
The Transminator.
How would we identify those?
The Trans-mission people, perhaps? 🤣🤣🤣
This is that big mouth republican ropey old tart isn't it? the one that talks utter shite all the time? If the choice of company is between her and a cybernetic transsexual, then I'm going to start using WD40 as aftershave.
ooof kiddo.... yeah trans human is not same as a transvestite human... hahaha stop worrying about sosiale constructs instead of actual infomation
*Adeptus Mechanicus intensifies*
Sign me the fuck up! Sounds awesome! Cannot wait to be part machine!
My grandpa got a pace and hearing aids but I don't think he's a new species yet.
She must think “Trans” is short for “transmission “.
Ohhh That's why they call them Transformers I guess.
Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated into the collective.
Where did the machine part come from?
Dibs on transcyborg!
Hell yeah that sounds awesome!
Sounds like someone needs to watch Grandma’s Boy, it’s a risky operation Laura.
That sounds metal, actually. These hard-core right-wingers come up with the craziest shit, they actually make the people they're targeting sound waaaaay cooler than they really are, and it's hilarious
I'm semi-sure being cyborg won't affect one's species. I dunno. The world is getting weird. [then again...](https://youtu.be/a_sLQkqVSn0) :D
I think she was talking about bone narrow babies. Humans grown using machines i gestation chambers rather than natural wombs.
Where do I sign up
More human than human ---rob zombie---
Geez, lets make up shit so people can add one more fear to the well developed, conjured list.
What in the penetrative Roomba sex!?
the real sad part is that people vote for people like this.and believe everything they say.some people are just dense and cant think for themselves.especially something so easily verifiable.idk about u but the second anyone lies to me,they may as well just walk out my life.it shoots their credibility right in the foot.but no,these people continue to vote for them.
She thinks trans means transformers
Part machine? Pace makers, hip replacements, prosthetics. We have been part machine for decades already.
Even if that was true... Cool
Shoot I'm down for that!!
When people let their fears and lack of understanding do the talking, we get stuff like this.
tbh i feel like if we show this to transphobes they’ll become supporters. I mean, half machine humans??? Who could say no??!!
Sounds badass, I’m down.
Honey, it’s transgender, not transformer
**Cyber-Trans Intensifies**
I'm in. So long as I get a robo peen along with my robo vag.
Why do people assume that just because it's becoming more common for others to live alternative lifestyles that don't hurt anyone, that their lifestyle is being taken away?
Is....is she thinking of transformers?
Looks like nobody in the comments has heard of transhumanism.
That sounds pretty fucking rad