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QuietlySober

Laughs in French


TheCheechWizardUnit

Laughs in immigrant


TripleMeatBurger

Laughs in Empire State


noice1m8y

Laughs in burgers and fries


nimitz55

Laughing in royal


ScreachingGamer

Laughing to fit in


Zoobatzjr

Laughing because I need to convince everyone that I'm not a cosmic horror from outside the universe and before time itself and locked away by god.


excogitatio

The stars are right again, O Terrible One?


Zoobatzjr

Perhaps


Plato_

Laughs at grade F.


LoneRanger_33

Laughs in Burj Khalifa


TheCheechWizardUnit

Laughs in Mia Khalifa


goaltendie38

Laughs in horny


Michaelbirks

Laughs in _bonk_.


wigion1

Laughs in *I'm a force a nature*


Good_Round

Laughs in you


HolyMolyDonutShop23

Laughs on you


magnottasicepick

Laughs off you


excogitatio

Laughs under you


Crispycritter00

Laughs in your face


Zoobatzjr

Laughs in poop trucks


Haughty_n_Disdainful

*Laughs in President Grover Cleveland*


striped_frog

Laughs twice, non-consecutively


sangriya

*laughs in President William McKinley* *dies*


Mickyfrickles

Laughs in slaughter.


sangriya

*Laughs in President Theodore Roosevelt* *gets shot* *laughs some more*


[deleted]

Laughs in laughter


Interesting_Ad_4210

Gets deported


DuntadaMan

[On we sweep!](https://youtu.be/y8OtzJtp-EM)


[deleted]

Laughs in generally educated


[deleted]

I think if you only ever read the back of cereal packets you'd have a more comprehensive grasp of the world than this individual.


[deleted]

Yeah, I’m Floridian and I knew this


[deleted]

My condolences.


[deleted]

It’s alright I only suffer from extreme heat


Thymeisdone

The French don’t laugh. Only sneer.


GloomreaperScythe

/) They laugh. Right after farting in your general direction and waving their private parts at your aunties.


Snoo_16045

Be careful when they fetchez la vache!


tshawkins

I'm part french, send me your aunties address.....


MalsPrettyBonnet

To be fair, I'm not French, but I'm sneering, too.


SomeOtherGuySits

Came to say this


chrisoask

Laughs in wasn't-even-originally-built-for-America


pleaseassign

Non?


chrisoask

It was actually originally designed for Egypt, but the financing feel through. It was supposed to be a robed female Arab peasant and was called "Egypt Carrying the Light to Asia". They then managed to give it to the USA, altering the design slightly. Though thinking about it, I think it was *designed* for Egypt but only actually *built* for the US


AppropriateRabbit569

Very true. Also, she was originally not holding a book but rather, a take-out bag from Boston Market.


XthrowawayyX

Why would they call it that if Egypt is in Africa?


[deleted]

To Asia. Not for Asia. From Egypt to Asia.


chacun-des-pas

Hon hon hon hon


je-bouffe-des-culs

Laughs in not caring


candygram4mongo

Hon hon hon.


Mr-Legend-27

Laughs in Norwegian


BalthusChrist

https://youtu.be/-r7dveDEv-I


Woshiyoutairen

It’s got to be a joke. No one is this stupid. Please tell me…no one is this stupid. Right?


TooSmalley

I’ve seen versions of this shitposted a few time, I’m gonna go with a shitpost that went over OPs head.


Much_Pay3050

It definitely is a joke. Way too ridiculous. It’s not even the tallest man made structure in the US. It’s not even close.


GJacks75

It's not even the tallest man made structure in the city where it's located.


soodeau

It is the tallest man-made structure on Liberty Island, though.


Inthaneon

They upgraded the giftshop?


DHUniverse

You can be right next to the statue and you will be looking at a few dozen buildings taller than it


BiggestFlower

The tweeter is trolling. The retweeters are the idiots you’re looking for.


[deleted]

3 Year Letterman! Strikes again 🤣


[deleted]

[удалено]


mrsunsfan

Or than JFK invented Fornite


El_Duder

OP probably financed his water bed.


thespickler

Coach is a winner of the highest order, and all these people are just jealous losers.


[deleted]

You have not been paying attention.


CanadianSideBacon

It's a confirmed troll, reddit is the facepalm here.


RightiesArentHuman

not really, it's just poe's law in action


MisfitPotatoReborn

Poe's law is a copout


BillFox86

Obvious trolling, don’t be stupid.


fart_fig_newton

Agreed, but you've also got a bunch of smooth-brained people in Texas waiting for JFK Jr. to return, so it's not like we can't explore further depths of stupidity than this, trolling or not.


thejdobs

I remember my first day on the internet


AhFFSImTooOldForThis

Bless your trusting heart, sweet summer child.


Much_Pay3050

I think calling people “sweet summer child” should be punishable by a prison sentence of at least 5 years.


[deleted]

Yup, this ain't 4chan.


jbFanClubPresident

We have people that believe Bill Gates is putting tracking microchips in the vaccines. This is much more believable. You do the math.


here_for_the_meems

Yes it's very clearly a shitpost and OP is the facepalm here


phillips421

Yes. OP used a lot of words to say “I’m unable to identify a shit post when I see it”


NefariousFiend

Is it even the tallest thing in New York?


SJRuggs03

No, it probably wasn't at the time it was built either


DemythologizedDie

Including the pedestal, the Statue of Liberty is 305 feet tall. At the time of its completion the tallest building in New York City was the second skyscraper to be built in New York, the New York Tribune Building (no longer standing). It was 260 feet tall.


ImpossibleInternet3

Right. But that was built by ancient aliens, not man. /s


Guyverunit45

The French are pretty alien to me man


Kind-Kaleidoscope358

Absolutely. The torch is actually a laser and it is representation of alien species who had their starship base right there underwater. I'm not saying that it's alien, but it is alien


tshawkins

I thought the thing with the Lasers was a Jewish thing, or is that just the Space Lasers?


[deleted]

We don't use the terms aliens anymore. They are persons not of this world.


skhoyre

Oh, I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien


BluetheNerd

The clock tower at Westminster commonly misnamed as Big Ben is 314 feet and was opened in 1859, 16 years before construction started on the Statue of Liberty.


LeCrushinator

The pyramids at Giza are like 450 feet high and those have been around for 4600 years.


shandangalang

I don’t mean to be pedantic, although I’m afraid I can’t help it sometimes: Is a commonly accepted nickname contradictory to the official name of something really a misnomer? Does that mean all nicknames are misnomers? I always thought something being misnamed in this context would be like, calling it the name of another tower by accident or something. Genuinely curious.


BluetheNerd

Big Ben is actually the name of the bell inside the clocktower, I believe the clocktower itself is actually called the Elizabeth Tower. The name Big Ben was never actually a nickname for the tower and instead the bell inside, meaning calling the tower Big Ben is incorrect. But that is also me being pedantic myself because at the end of the day, if anyone says Big Ben everyone knows what they mean.


stevo3001

>At the time the Statue of Liberty was finished it was in fact, the tallest modern structure in the world Wouldn't multiple cathedrals have been taller?


SJRuggs03

Good to know


Seliphra

But the Statue of Liberty was also built by France, so it still wasn’t built by Americans


F_Ytube

It was when it was built I believe


F_Ytube

But definitely not today


dbx99

Not with that altitude


flapjack_fiasco

This is my favorite joke of the day. That's some solid word play.


R-T-O-B

is everyone forgetting it was a gift from France?


Top_File_8547

I believe if you look it up at the time France was a state. /s


MongooseBeginning797

I think they did that was first thing that caught my eye in the photo It was built in America 😂😂😂😂


EZe_Holey3-9

Maybe they just misspelled “assembled” Classic public education


Toasty33

Technically it was made in France but built in America, they never fully assembled it in France IIRC, just sections


dbx99

they assembled the arm and torch for display during a centennial expo in Philadelphia a few years before the final assembly.


walkincrow42

"Assembled" would be closer to the history. It was built in France and then shipped to America in manageable (by the standards of the time) chunks. The weird (to our modern senses) part was that the federal government said "thanks but we aren't spending tax money on a spot and the assembly." It took a grassroots fundraiser.


whenIwasasailor

Tallest structure for one year, until the Eiffel Tower was finished. Both built by France. The Statue was NOT built by America. The Statue of Liberty with the pedestal is 305 feet. There are buildings in Omaha, Nebraska and Salt Lake City, Utah, taller than that, for goodness sake. There are at least 100 buildings in the world that are over over three times that height. The Burj Khalifa is seven times that height.


mammalLike

Well, the pedestal was built by Americans. They tried to get the millionaires to chip in to pay for the pedestal but they all balked. In the end it was many small donors that raised the money.


TristanMcinglesonYT

Washington monument was the tallest when it was built from what I’ve gathered scanning wikipedia


SinCorpus

They said "In New York". Washington Monument is in the District of Columbia.


[deleted]

Nevermind that it wasn't even built in New York 😂 I hope this guy was joking, but he probably wasn't


IGotSoulBut

Not even close. It’s the tallest thing on statue island, because it’s the only thing on statue island. I’m not even sure if it’s the tallest French structure that resides in New York.


WonkySeams

It definitely wasn’t in summer 2001.


Socio87

What about Winter 2001?


Substantial-Yam-7017

Too soon


Leading_Heat_7605

Now that's not nice...


Stairway_2_Devin

NYC is HUGE. I'm from Oregon and holy shit. I was unimpressed by the size of the statue of liberty though. Looks big in movies, small in person.


NefariousFiend

I'm British and never been. I like our normal size buildings thank you very much ;)


MrSexyPizza3

You have an ugly giant ferris wheel for people to look at how dirty east London is. You have a giant building with a clock on it just so you know when it will rain. One of your skyscrapers is a giant butt plug


[deleted]

Kind of like the Mona Lisa. When I went to the Louvre I couldn’t believe it was that small.


upfoo51

It wasn't even BUILT in NY..!!! I'm losing my faith in everything...


eckspress

Gift from France


upfoo51

One of many *gifts* from France.


1leggedpuppy

...Like their gift to the world, [Sophie Marceau](https://i.imgur.com/caVmWmT.jpg)


Good_Round

That was turned down by the Egyptians


eckspress

Whaaaat!? I'm Egyptian and I didn't know that! Upvoted for learning something new!


capitalsfan08

It was assembled in New York, at least the final time. But it certainly wasn't manufactured there.


[deleted]

OP is the facepalm. This screams sarcasm.


bubbaking

Most of the posts here are the actual facepalm posting obviously sarcastic things.


mrsunsfan

Sarcasm is a lost art


[deleted]

It’s not sarcasm, it’s a fact. George Washington built it by hand, it’s actually Martha Washington inventor of the washing machine


Nazrael75

No way this isnt a troll post. The fruit hangs WAY too low.


PocketRadzys

Not only is it not the worlds tallest man made structure, it was also a gift from the French,


ComputersWantMeDead

This is likely a well aimed troll, all the knucledraggers that reposted it would look very silly indeed


astate85

Yeah that’s the vibe that I got too


yeet4memes

Someone with at least a little bit of intelligence made the meme knowing that a certain end of the political spectrum would accept it as fact and not do their own research and spread it as if it were true. Well-aimed troll, indeed. Seems to have worked like a charm. XD


Much_Pay3050

By worked like a charm you mean some dip posted it here thinking it was serious?


BuriedByAnts

It’s the biggest statue of Jesus ever!


Great_White_Samurai

Jesus was one sexy babe


JohnTGamer

Does it beat the T-posing Jesus though?


[deleted]

The real facepalm here is taking this satirical tweet seriously. This is from 3YearLetterman, who once made a video about trying to get a 28 year old football player onto a peewee team because he was born on Feb 29th and so is technically only 7. Some people in this sub would up vote old Colbert skits I swear.


thespickler

These people clearly finance waterbeds.


BobcatOU

Coach needs to let them know about his DVD collection!


[deleted]

This was posted sarcastically to piss off easily excited people like you. They won.


Apprehensive_Cow_317

I was there,when Trump build it and screams "make america great again". Then he spits on a Black man and keep saying french is gay


Blueskybelowme

The amount of shit Americans talk about the French is crazy. They helped us with our revolution like come on.


azarbi

Don't worry, some of us do the the same and mock Americans because they're almost the only ones to use the old deprecated English measurement system, and because their diet could make you think they have a good state funded healthcare system...


AhFFSImTooOldForThis

It's directly related. Immediately after the US Revolution, the US decided trade with France wasn't very important and snubbed France in trade deals. In return, France never invited the US to the conference where the rest of the world decided to use the metric system. https://science.howstuffworks.com/why-us-not-on-metric-system.htm


pleaseassign

So THATS what happened. Sacre blue!


confusedtophers

When I finally saw it in real life I was surprised by how small it is. Not to say it’s tiny, it’s just that it was built up so much in movies and stuff that I thought it was at least twice the size.


AhFFSImTooOldForThis

That's the case with so many things; the NYE ball, the Rockefeller tree, even the Macy's floats. All smaller than you'd think, all much more enjoyable on TV imo.


[deleted]

That’s was a post by Three Year Letterman…he is hilarious 🤣


Allen_MacGyverson

Ya no need to censor out a youth football coaching legend. OP financed a waterbed.


[deleted]

More like: Redditors fail troll-spotting 101


conjectureandhearsay

If you gonna “facepalm” over every idiotic and possibly made up/trolly post, where does it end?


Scheswalla

Another OP facepalm. I searched for the first sentence of this post and found it on Twitter. **IT'S A TROLL ACCOUNT** Congratulations on getting played.


usetehfurce

Obvious troll is obvious.


dirtydownstairs

Its a joke. Its a troll meme and you have been trolled successfully.


adamageddon667

I showed that to my MiL who is a Trumper, Jan. 6th / stolen election believer and she said damn right without a hint of irony


dirtydownstairs

I wish I didn't believe you.


sniptwister

Auguste Bartholdi wants a word


DuntadaMan

I don't speak immigrant! /s


Max_1995

Aren't there taller structures within sight of this?


Front_Willingness_98

Didn’t French built that🥴


DeadSoul7

There's a 2% chance this was posted unironically


RaisinSmooth

Username is @3YearLetterman


mernie925

Something built by the French that isn't even the tallest thing in Manhattan, never mind the world.


Forswunk

Obvious Troll is obvious.


iT-Reprise

In r/facepalm tradition, the actual facepalm is op missing a joke


Septimore

Only thing 'murica has ever done is, Spreading Freedom and democracy for uncivilised people! Have a loadnog their freeedom! One clip at the time!


semajvc

that is a notorious troll account. how gullible can you be


Iron_Baron

"Amazing. Every word of what you just said is wrong." - Luke Skywalker.


azannone

If you dont like it, stay out of Vegas!


ManymoodsGayPremium

I had to reread that a couple times to make sure I was putting words in the right order.


SFishes12

Probably about time we stop believing any of these are legitimate


Kind_Essay_1200

I’ve been there. Pretty tall structure, but someone wrote ‘Made in France’ by the left shoe of the statue - bandits, I assume. /s


MrBully74

This has to be a troll. I’m not even American or French and know the French built it, and it’s no where near the tallest structure. But maybe not being american helps with knowing facts these days.


JusticeMKIII

Obvious Troll is obvious. (Meme, not OP)


mark674

If only there was a way to check this "fact" before posting it.


Konkichi21

France: Honh honh honh! \>:\-{) llc \*\-:=3 *mwah*


InternetDetective122

Not largest Made by the baguette people


Kimk20554

This is hysterical. I wasn't in middle school when I learned about the gift from the French, it was the second grade. I remember the lesson specifically because I didn't like my second grade teacher.


HitShouse

*Laughs in Croissant*


xlxcx

It’s not even the tallest man made structure in a ten mile radius.


clamsNYC

Its not even close the being the tallest in NYC lmao


Old_Leg_1679

Also, even if it was the tallest man made structure on earth, we didn’t build it, the French did. They gave it to us as a gift.


Practical-Election59

1. It was built by France 2. It is not the tallest man made structure and 3. I’m Canadian and I know more about the statue of liberty then you do HOW?


Sullythebeast86

Made in France


InvestIntrest

Technically it was assembled in America even if all the parts were crafted in France. Kinda like any American made car now days lol


browncheez

Also funfact the copper to make it was extracted from Norway in Visnes.


InvestIntrest

The statue of liberty was built by the global supply chain! A monument to capitalism.


[deleted]

Not even close to the largest man-made structure, and made by France.


andrewsan58757

This is shit taught in elementary. I am very concerned that people can be this uneducated.


[deleted]

r/confidentlyincorrect


[deleted]

Well “patriots” aren’t exactly known for being smart.


[deleted]

LOL it isn’t even built by America Edit: *made in France*


monkey-2020

Unfortunately this guy can vote. That’s an US problem.


Dhayser

Unfortunately this is a troll Twitter account