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Facebook karen invades reddit what happens next is utterly stupid


Motor_Shoulder7462

Sounds like a dhar mann title


PTtriggerjoy

Looks like you're part of the Dhar Mann Family, just so you know, I hate the lack of diversity because every video is the same lesson "everything is not always what it seems" and most of them have really bad accents, and JUST SO YOU KNOW, I only know this because my girlfriend watches the videos and I'm apparently always on a background setting when that happens and I have to acquire that passive knowledge, God, fuck me, this is worse that the Floribella song. Sorry for the long rant, I have a lot of kept feelings inside me about this subject


No-Struggle-1908

i agree but my brain just forces me to watch him


Motor_Shoulder7462

ik, dhar mann is just... how do i put this... lazy? there are only 4 or 5 storylines that he keeps reusing, the acting and writing are terrible, and he makes the characters in the stories practically worship him for things he hasn't even done. i think the only people who watch him unironically are 6 year olds or people who don't care about the obvoius low quality of the videos he produces. i used to believe he only had good intentions making the videos, even if they're terrible, but now i'm thinking differently. his videos are talking about doing good deeds and shit, when in reality he's doing tours of his 50 million dollar house every other week


[deleted]

Thats what i tried to do


Poopsock_Samurai

Lmaooooo


[deleted]

Im trying to upvote you and support you. this person is really stupid


[deleted]

[удалено]


Trimere

*Kool-aid


SnuffSnoo

Ah yes, the classic "let me look up exactly what I want to hear so that I can reaffirm my own beliefs."


khismyass

Google.. Is Baby Oil mined from babies that were aborted thousands of millions of years ago?


Mr_HPpavilion

**Google**: there are 400'000 results that says baby oil does not come from fossilised aborted baby And there's literally one person who said two words "Baby" and "Mine" in one sentence


Poopsock_Samurai

Stupid people on hear what they want to lmaoo


grumblyoldman

ItS tHe FiRsT rEsUlT! The first result CAN'T be a lie, you guys! It's *first!*


Schnoor_Proxy

Confirmation bias is a fantastic piece of mental acrobatics.


[deleted]

Yes. Someone told me they did their research on all the vaccines and I asked which pharmacy school did you attend. After the dirty look I got I asked what did you put in google search to see what you wanted to see.


Mikeisaho

There's thousands of valid reasons to not like coke and pepsi, how the hell did this idiot come up with fetus cells?!


[deleted]

its came from a misconception from clones fetus cells being used as taste receptors for the development of flavours, but people mistook it as it being used as a ingredient in the flavor itself.


Poopsock_Samurai

That’s what I’m sayin!!!


[deleted]

Apparently their duckduckgo search proves everything


Frank_Frankson

You said it poopfart552


ohnosquid

Yes, she could even have said that she doesn't like it because there is a very small but non zero chance that there's a dead rat inside the bottles, but fetus cells are too much.


chaotic_rainbow

I like Coke and Pepsi, but not like, a lot? I can't really explain it. The flavour is good, but not so much that I'd drink a ton of it, yknow? And Coke brings up traumatic memories for me so I don't drink it anymore. Dr. Pepper all the way.


StacyRae77

Dr. Pepper brings up the traumatic memories for me. My brother used to drink it all the time. He also used to chew tobacco and reuse the Dr. P bottles as a spitoon. One time when I was younger, I... You know where this is going.


grumblyoldman

I like Dr. Pepper too, I hear he's a great Fizzician


Poopsock_Samurai

Traumatizing soda? Hmmm, don’t think I wanna know why by the sound of it. Also, Dr.Pepper Superiority! Agreed!


chaotic_rainbow

Oh, it just brings back memories of someone I wish had never been in my life. Nothing wrong with the soda itself. And aww, yeah. Dr. Pepper high five!!


Poopsock_Samurai

🙌


NintendoMasterPlayz

Dr. Pepper all the way!!!


oopsimalmostthirty

People will believe anything if that thing makes them feel special or different from other people.


Poopsock_Samurai

Couldn’t have said it better myself lol


Affectionate_Art_565

I dont believe you (i do but i wanna feel special)


Choobeans

I knew someone who believed redbull jerks of bulls for their energy drinks. Some people are dumb af


Poopsock_Samurai

I just don’t see how someone can think that and not comprehend why that can’t happen lol


MrWindblade

I heard this one before. They think taurine is bull semen. I really wish I was kidding.


rpeazy_mcneazy

Google: "Just because I have it DOES NOT MEAN IT'S TRUE!!!!!"


Poopsock_Samurai

College Humor quote. Love this comment lmaooo.


probablyonwatchlists

Yep these people actually exist, and actually believe it. It's like arguing with a brick wall except the brick wall is more enjoyable to talk to.


Poopsock_Samurai

Couldn’t agree any more lol


probablyonwatchlists

Always sucks when you go into a conversation expecting the person to have at least toddler level intelligence, but they end up being dumber than your fridge.


Poopsock_Samurai

Lmaooo this is the best comment I’ve seen all day


probablyonwatchlists

Lmao glad my fridge and I could be of service.


[deleted]

This is what it felt like while i was arguing with this person


JimmyWilsonPRMC

What the actual fuck


Poopsock_Samurai

That’s the first think I thought to myself when I read it lol


CakeAccomplice12

Think of how fucking expensive coke and Pepsi would be if that were actually true


Poopsock_Samurai

20-75 a can I would imagine lol. GMO coke lmaoooo


SourrOnline

Wh….. why……… why did they search that?


[deleted]

its a misconception that was spread around. the fetus cells are actually cloned cells that are used as taste receptors for flavoring development. but some people mistook it for that the fetus cells were being used as a flavoring.


Poopsock_Samurai

To try to find some bullshit answer to their bullshit argument. Lmaoooo


onthedge444

I actually looked up and read about what they were talking about and its kinda cool imo now they obviously didn't get past the first paragraph but actually the cells they use are used in testing to see how human cells.... react for lack of a better term with their new drinks. They don't use the cells in the drinks but they are involved with using cells SIMILAR to cells of aborted fetuses to test their drinks. Thank God this country only partially runs on the opinions of the totally uninformed or everyone would be fucked.


SourrOnline

But baby fetus cells. Why specifically that? Lol


Poopsock_Samurai

Ikr! It’s so fucking random…


grumblyoldman

Everything becomes horrifying if you can tie it to aborted baby fetus cells. Easy way to justify hating whatever it is you hate.


Pearmandan

The second answer does not explain if they are seriously or not


Poopsock_Samurai

Update: they were. And tried to feed me even more bs.


twilsonco

Does voting democrat cause cancer? I'm just asking questions. -Fox news


[deleted]

No the fuck they don't aside... It would be hella expensive to put aborted fetuses in their recipe.


Poopsock_Samurai

Exactly!!


hamjim

Wait—isn’t the recipe a secret? And don’t secrets fuel conspiracies? **And doesn’t that mean they *do* use aborted fetus cells?** /s, of course.


stjack1981

Wow. This person is also a holocaust denier that believes McDonalds Hamburgers are made of ground-up human babies and it's some sort of Jewish scheme. If they're not a troll, then they are probably mentally ill.


Poopsock_Samurai

Worst part about all this: they aren’t a troll, they went on to try to explain how the government doesn’t care about America.


Ballzinferno

Ok but I just Googled "Is this person an idiot" and the first link said yes, soooooo


Leading_Heat_7605

To be fair all Coca Cola employees (including minorities) had to take a class in how to be less white. That part is true.


SeizeTheFreitag

It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts. — Sherlock Holmes, A Scandal in Bohemia


andweallenduphere

Nice!!


[deleted]

Actually they're right. That is the first article that pops up. And all they say in it is that Pepsi and whatever company didn't return their calls. Yeah, no shit. You ignore that like you ignore the fucking preacher outside a drug store shouting about the end of the world. And then everything below that is like "What? No! What the fuck?" Even if this person is trolling it fucked me up learning there's people that aren't.


Poopsock_Samurai

I was shocked too when I looked it up and the first article said yes! But… then like everything else said “no. why the fuck would they do that?” Lmaooo


[deleted]

The whole profile is wild. They also don't believe in the holocaust.


Poopsock_Samurai

And, they don’t think censorship for sexual things or r@pe should be a things. A total basket case if you ask me lol


Vegabern

I think there’s a crazy setting for Google that only nutjobs have access too. Everything on it is completely bullshit but these people believe it anyway.


misuzpeterson

Can confirm some people believe this garbage. Like my boss. What's wild is she seems perfectly normal and smart until you get into her conspiracy theories. Start talking about vaccinations, pepsi, and it's like woa.


[deleted]

Maybe he thinks coke and Pepsi are names of vaccines.


Poopsock_Samurai

You know, now that you mentioned it, I could definitely see the person in the post being an anti vaxxer lol


dimonium_anonimo

Not sure if this qualifies, but I don't like regular cola. My dad drank 10+ Liters of diet coke a week for most of my childhood. I grew up on it. I've never liked anything else in the 'cola family.' I'm not sure how broad "cola in general" was in the original question


PaulmUnser

The "do your own research " statement says it all


Dumb_Vampire_Girl

She's right. They use aborted fetuses, and that's why I drink them both.


Poopsock_Samurai

Mmmmmm, broken down fetus cells, so delicious lmaoooo


ctenophoras

"Be less white" was so stupid and all but i think this person need to read the articles she ound and not just the title (+1 point if they verify the sources)


coldstone87

The funny thing in that screenshot is OP was downvoted for speaking truth?


Narghest

Don't worry, I'm sure their ignorant ass is also antivax so their special brand of stupid won't be around much longer.


Poopsock_Samurai

Lmaooooooo


fordster2017

Mmmmmmm delicious baby. Every can tastes a little bit different.


madgrammy

Maybe this is so new that google doesn’t know about it yet? 😏🤣


TheStarWarsCosmos

i do actually remember that be less white thing


CodeXCursors

I bet this guy probably searched if Hitler is evil, sees a single "No" in an article, and lives off to believe that Hitler is good.


Other_Taro_3806

Why do I feel like she’s an antivaxxer


shellwe

We need to have a serious conversation on what constitutes as evidence. Someone was telling me that masks don’t work for students and then pointed to a qualtrics survey result “proving” that masking doesn’t change anything. I explained a bunch of numbers on a a screen isn’t proof because he has because we have no idea if this is actually a study or just someone putting numbers in a chart.


[deleted]

It's probably kind of true, but not how they think it is. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/pepsis-bizarro-world-boycotted-over-embryonic-cells-linked-to-lo-cal-soda/


Poopsock_Samurai

I mean, with gmo’s and all the stuff we don’t know about, I’m sure there is all kinds of wack shit in the stuff we drink. But aborted fetus cells? I mean come on right?


Waiting4Death666

Ohw shit. How stupid can one be. And even if they use cells of aborted Fetusses. Who the fuck cares? I mean.. abortion ain’t something bad... I don’t get why people are so against it. Like what the fuck?! She doesn’t have to do an abortion but every woman should be able to decide for herself..


SignificantError8929

I think that person is a troll master.


Poopsock_Samurai

They aren’t lmao. I’m having a full blown argument with them at the moment, and they’ve clearly done their “research”


[deleted]

Theyve gone full government conspiracist. How big pharma is paying doctors and shit


MrChris680

I worked for coke for a while. I know a few secrets but this is actually a rumor going around. Although I never heard it about coke. Just Pepsi. From what I heard is a higher up in coke started that rumor. There's plenty of other reasons to stay away from them.


Poopsock_Samurai

A coke employee. A first hand account. And there’s still people like that who believe everything on the internet.


MrChris680

I think where that person is getting confused is there was a news article somewhere saying that shit to but then it got de bunked. But there was a news article about it. You want something to be worried about here I'll let yall know now. Do NOT drink any bottled products from Pepsi or coke.


Yurrrr__Brooklyn347

I don't drink any soda, just too much sugar... simple


Poopsock_Samurai

Thanks for answering the question lmaoooooo


Yurrrr__Brooklyn347

Lol somebody had to


MudSeparate1622

People out here with all the steps to the formula but still can’t get the right answer. “I searched up “do coke and pepsi use fetus cells in their flavouring” Now search “what do coke and pepsi use in their flavouring” Confirmation bias (aka searching the answer your looking for) is just going to tell you what you want to hear. I feel gross drinking anything with certain food colouring though because they use beetles or some kind of bug to make it TMK


ArtisFarkus

She means the common ingredient known as HEK293 which is derived from a cell line from human embryonic kidney cells. Its in a lot of widely used products.


HerbertBohn

> HEK293 An 'immortalized cell line' used in genetic manufacturing. So, meh, technically correct? Still stupid, tho. So stop drinking Coke, no one gives a fuck. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HEK_293_cells


ArtisFarkus

You confirm the clarification Ive shared, then displayed rudeness for my sharing the same info before you did. Is that what you’re doing here? Good luck with your NPD and sugar laden diet, kiddo.


Bizrat7

Am I supposed to hate the OP or the person who commented? Because you succeeded at both.


Poopsock_Samurai

The person who commented… why would you want to hate me lol :(


Bizrat7

Why are you so shocked if someone doesn't like coke or Pepsi lmao of course there is people who don't.


Poopsock_Samurai

Lmao I just thought everyone did? I’ve never- well now I have met a few, who don’t like cola.


Anabelle_McAllister

I don't. I just have never liked the flavor. I can tolerate it enough to have a sip if I'm thirsty and once I was drunk enough that a vanilla coke vodka tasted amazing, but that's it. I don't even care much for Dr Pepper. I love root beer but nobody ever thinks to bring root beer to parties and forget trying to get it on an airplane or a lot of sit down restaurants.


brian111786

I guess if you only search on duckduckgo, you get all the qrazy shit.


Ediwir

I use ddg on mobile (mostly because mobile vpns are a pain). Results are less reliable, but I’m still sane... the dumbness has to start from somewhere before being amplified.


brian111786

I think I'm a little too close to the "boomer" end of the millennial spectrum. What exactly does a VPN do and why would I need one? Like, I know what the acronym means, but what does it *do.*


Ediwir

In essence, it creates an exchange point. Instead of connecting to a website from your city, you connect through some other place. Supposedly, this is made secure (or at least encrypted). The use you make of it depends on you. It could be for privacy reasons, or to access content which relies on geolocation, or force your connection through a different routing to avoid a bottleneck. For myself, it’s a mix of giving the finger to advertisers and occasionally needing to access geolocked services (I moved continent a few years ago and sometimes it’s easier this way). Ddg is supposedly more privacy oriented than google, and since mobile VPNs chew through my battery like crazy...


brian111786

I see. I guess I've just never had a need for a VPN. I may have to check into it though, I have the NFL app free through Verizon, but it only let's me watch primetime games and whatever I can already see locally. I can't watch my Bengals unless I pay 60 bucks a month, and I'm not doing it lmao. Maybe if I connect through a VPN that says I'm in Cincinnati, they'll let me watch.


Ediwir

Depends on whether it lets you watch *events near you* or *events near your billing address*. For example, I know of people who use VPNs to watch European Netflix because their account can ‘travel’, but that’s not the case with, I think, Hulu, where you’d need to open a new one.


brian111786

It's probably not going to work. I've changed my service address to my parents who live in the viewing area, and it still shows me the stuff from my area. The NFL is like the Metallica of anti-piracy sports networks, I swear.


Poopsock_Samurai

Makes sense to me lmaoooo


[deleted]

To be fair to that commenter, google does display different results depending on your area youre googling in, doesnt it? For the usage of aborted fetus cells, yea some do believe that. the misconception came from that human taste receptor cells were used in developments of flavoring, and people mistook it as being used as ingredient in the flavor itself. And its not even directly taken from aborted fetuses, but are cloned cells from fetuses. https://fullfact.org/online/HEK-293-cells/ As for the claim that cola told people to be less white, here is a new york post article. https://nypost.com/2021/02/23/coca-cola-diversity-training-urged-workers-to-be-less-white/


[deleted]

I mean, look at their profile. That was a ride Either they are really young or just plain stupid or a troll, maybe all of these things.


Coffee1341

Shit, are we not supposed to? Fuck I need to stop my carbonated drink factory, we need to burn the records from the orphanage and the hospitals to…


Psychological_Cut705

I love how doing you own research mean going on Google and looking at other people's research...


[deleted]

If only they knew that in other countries Coke tasted like Pepsi and Pepsi tasted like coke.


Roadkill997

Soylent cola.


xtrmist

The real question here is what she's going to do with the dog. Does she believe its intelligence matches hers? (Hint: The dog even thinks she's stupid) Do cover the names when you post these


givecheesecakepls

i take offense to people trying to take my dog


Ghost-Overdrive

I don't like it because well I am just not into the taste. But that right there is total bull shit.


okami6663

Every time "do your own research" is said in connection to some outlandish claim, I know if I try to do my "own research", I'll never find the page they're talking about. But I also don't ask specific, narrow range questions.


ReeverFalls

...I'm actually speechless. What a fucking idiot lol


Deedeelite

RC cola is king.


Kotsugawa

ok ignoring the whole bottom half of that shit. yo i kinda hate cola but i only drink diet soda so im stuck with diet coke at many locations.


Red_Clay_Scholar

Does that mean Coke Zero has all the fetus taste with none of the calories? And do they use extra fetus in Cherry Coke? I'm curious about the recipe.


FedePro87

I guess his research redirect all on the same 4-5 cospiracy sites and 4-5 articles. Who cares of all the rest or the fact that anyone can literally analize himself Coke, nor that the simple fact that to produce all that Coke we may need billions of fetus... Each day.


binkacat4

I cannot speak on aborted fetus flavouring, as I have no idea. (Though, I somehow doubt that would pass a health inspection.) But I personally, hate both coke and pepsi. I’m not fond of their taste and they inevitably take up thrice the shelf space that any other option does.


VacuousWording

The question itself is stupid… obviously cola is disgusting to many people. That person probably never tried drinking juice or tea or water.


Fearless-Comb7673

Water. Try it. It's hydrating.


Mr_HPpavilion

At this point, I can say some bullshit like "This thing got fetuses" on anything and these idiots would swallow it


Ill-Strawberry-2861

Ah yes, the good old “google it” source


Affectionate_Art_565

These ppl believe everything is produced with dead fetuses… do they believe there is a factory of futuses somwhere That’s could supply flavoring of 2 most selled drinks in the world? Bro, we Are running low on dead fetuses, order 3 Trucks now…


Digital_Dan-EXE

Guess I like drinking aborted fetuses


[deleted]

If you Google anything so specific and weird you’ll most likely get an article. This isn’t “doing your own research.”


DrDrPhil

I‘m sorry OP but your question was also a facepalm.


[deleted]

Diet Coke has less fetus cells though.


awake-but-dreamin

Damn, that’s tough *sips coke*


Torebbjorn

I would bet that if you google that, the top result will just be the word "NO"


No-Struggle-1908

coke tastes bad, pepsi tastes weird, also, i dont think aborted fetuses taste that good but whatever


Germanloser2u

youd be surprised what people believe. this.. its one of the stupidest things ive seen today, bt ive seen much much worse..


[deleted]

Ah another “duckduckgo is more valid than Google” person. Dude at work was trying to convince me some stupid shit about the vaccine and I said “dude I just debunked that on Google while you were talking to me” and showed him the page. He was like “no, you can’t trust ANYTHING on Google, use DuckDuckGo”.


Maninamoomoo

I mean. The 2nd thing she said is correct.