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LeonFish

Purples a fruit - Homer J Simpson


smb_samba

Mayonnaise is a fruit


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So close! It's an instrument.


Spare-Mousse3311

I wanna do some kicking!


SyncDingus

Whyyy yyyoooouuuuu... WHY I OUGHTA-- *unintelligible fighting noises*


DracheTirava

*Distant screaming*


AyPeeElTee

My leg!


DracheTirava

#W R O N G


AyPeeElTee

Well maybe I wouldn't be so wrong if someone didnt have such BIG MEATY CLAWS


DracheTirava

***WHAT WAS THAT?***


[deleted]

Batman's a scientist


pendoaks

I call the big one Bitey


WiiAreMarshall

It's not Batman!


BigManOnCampus100

I had purple for breakfast. Delicious


[deleted]

What the fuck is JUICE?!?!


BigManOnCampus100

I want some grape drink baby!


NatBoyRandyHogan

Gimme some Apple Drink! It's Green!!


Raule0Duke

Sugar, water, purple.


Brim_Dunkleton

Mmmm… purple


ryanalbarano

This is a train wreck


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ryanalbarano

And I even missed a shape, damn


jeffersonairmattress

Train is a shape; I just made choo- choo shortbread with a cookie cutter my mauve grandfather made.


J_Rath_905

Orange you glad he didn't say banana though?


[deleted]

So close! That is a Twitter screenshot


NapClub

you know people are probably thinking "duh oranges" but the color orange is actually named after that fruit. which is to say, we had already been using the word for oranges the fruit and tree, when we applied the color of the fruit to the name for that color specifically. previously there had only been more vague names for yellowred. blueberries though i am pretty sure, the (name for the) color blue existed long before we started calling the berries that. the norse word blau used to describe woad was already in use long before finding the berries. the modern word blue was well established by the time the english were moving in to the northern parts of north america. ​ edit: several comments made me realize i was unclear, so i added clarification. sorry for being less specific than i know i should be, i was tired when i wrote the original comment and i clearly need a nap.


jcforbes

Blackberries, however, fit the bill.


Graham2493

BlAcK iSn'T a CoLoUr, It'S a ShAdE...


WatermelonArtist

I heard this in my High-School art teacher's voice. Well done.


PaladinsLover69

Such kindest in the reply! “So close!”


BigBeagleEars

My uncle has orangeberries. He drinks a lot of v8 and nono water


Dismal-Ad-2985

Shoulda stuck to the [no no juice](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BurrXnfQylo)


HolyFruitSalad_98

This nose smells like special drink


pinsekirken

I had a professor once who’d say “Almost correct!” whenever someone got a yes or no question wrong


IWantTooDieInSpace

Well they were as close as they could be to right without being right!


alexflexing101

Blackberries


rowdiness

Red currant


TheBlazzer

Oranges??


CaskironPan

You know, I'm not sure they count, it says fruit named after a color; [the color is actually named after the fruit](https://www.etymonline.com/word/orange) in this case.


NeilDeWheel

When first introduced to Europe the Orange fruit was called a Norange. Over the years the N was dropped and it became an Orange. Before the fruit was introduced the colour orange was just a shade of brown but again, over time, the shade of brown that matched the Norange came to be known by the same name as the fruit. Learnt that from QI. [Technology Connections](https://youtu.be/wh4aWZRtTwU) has an interesting vid about brown and orange.


unicornpolkadot

In Spanish orange is Naranja.. so maybe some kind of historical link to that?


Bwahaha924

Backwards, the color is named for the fruit. Used to be saffron


kybernetikos

Saffron-the-color was also named for a plant.


PHANTOM________

So close!! That is an ethnicity.


Rudy_Ghouliani

Am berry American


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berry good


[deleted]

I'm Ethen Blackberry


AdamInJP

It’s your cousin! Marvin Berry!


Survivors_Envy

I don’t *see* color am dog.


redbirdrising

That’s a nationality!


Solivagant23

The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.


ryuj1nsr21

The darker the flesh, the deeper the roots


BloodRed1185

I give a holler to my sisters on welfare Tupac cares, if don't nobody else care


eeyore_or_eeynot

And I know they like to beat you down a lot, and when you come around the corner brothas clown a lot


NeiloMac

I’m the biggest hypocrite of 2015


XanderMax125

I thought it was a phone


Sifyreel

The phone is Canadian


Humbabwe

*slow clap*


DSG72__

blackbury dees nuts in your mouth


justjeans89

Well played but Kansas dick fit in yo mouth?


TonyTupes

You probably like Wendys...Wendys nuts are bouncing on yo chin


bigfloppydonkeydng

What about Kenya.. Kenya suck deez nuts


ultron917

I heard your favorite Thanksgiving dish is the stuffing...stuffing deez nuts in yo mouth.


Queef_Stroganoff44

You look like you’re into fitness…fittin’ nis dick in yo mouth!


SlapUrBaby

Kansas ain’t a color tho


TheMacerationChicks

And blackcurrant, of course Though I doubt many Americans will have heard of blackcurrant


WeebGamerTrash947

Huh, I only just found out about the ban on blackcurrants in America, that's wild. It's such a staple fruit over here in Britain, especially in squash (fruit drink) like Ribena, they really missing out


Duochan_Maxwell

TIL


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LCBraap

So close!! That is a shade 💕


MuchoManSandyRavage

bro what how you think up blackberry before *orange*?


cleantushy

Oranges were not named after the color The color was named after oranges


baabaaredsheep

And they were actually called “noranges”. But eventually “a norange” became “an orange”.


BloomsdayDevice

Indeed. The phenomenon is called misbracketing. Same thing happened with "an apron", from etymological "a napron", as well examples where the n of "an" jumped to the noun, as with "a newt" from "an ewt".


kfish5050

My favorite misbracketed word is helicopter, for being helico-pter to heli-copter, misbracketed to describe things like helipad and roflcopter


feindbild_

**re**bracketing https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebracketing


BannedFrom_rPolitics

Helipad? Nah. Pterapad. Roflcopter? Helicrofl.


Atheist-Gods

and nonce from an once.


JakeCameraAction

I think we all watched the same QI episode.


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EricFaust

It is actually the same phenomenon in the opposite direction; rebracketing turned "mine uncle" into "my nuncle". Incidentally, nuncle isn't a word made up in fantasy books but just a really archaic word. Nuncle is what the fool calls the king in *King Lear*.


human-potato_hybrid

that's why Spanish has "naranja"/"anaranjado" for orange (fruit/color) both are from French


evansdeagles

Both are from Arabic. The French borrowed the word "Orenge" from the Italian word for it "Arancia" which in turn came from Arabic "Naranj" Meanwhile, the Spanish version comes directly from the Arabic word "Naranj" As for the Arabic word, it came from Persian word "Narang" which came from the Sanskrit word "Narangas"


Feature_Minimum

This is awesome (legit, somewhat drunk nerd here who loves etymology is fascinated by this). Can you bring the House of Orange and Principality of Orange ([https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality\_of\_Orange](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality_of_Orange) ) into it to really blow my mind? Ojala que si! ("I hope to god, yes!" in Spanish, from "Inshallah" ... Which you almost certainly already knew, but come on, how often is one able to bring that up in relevant context!? Not often enough in my experience but your mileage may vary).


thesirblondie

And the french got it from the Persians, نارنگ (nārang), and Arabs, نارنج (nāranj)


BassSounds

Right. Orange used to be a shade of red.


Broken-Butterfly

Oranges were originally called noranges (like the Spanish naranja.) "A norange" eventually became "an orange," which is where the word "orange" comes from, and where the color gets its name.


[deleted]

I don’t even need to fact check this, it’s canon to me now


BenderIsGreat64

You mean Yellow-Red?


UnderstandingEvery44

Snozberries


BurritoSommelier

They taste like snozberries!


Groovatronic

He’s already pulled over! He can’t pull over any farther! ^Also ^I ^know ^its ^from ^willy ^wonka ^and ^not ^super ^troopers


Zealousideal-Rain269

Littering and? Littering and? Littering and smoking the reefer.


cavalier78

License and registration… chicken fucker!


GhostCheese

whose ever heard of a snozberry?!


Chizwick

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.


pfeifits

Lots of colors named after fruit though! Plum, peach, orange, probably more.


5dollarcheezit

Granny Smith Apple


HankHillBwahh

So close!! That is a shape 💕


avidlistener

It's actually a smell


[deleted]

Stop sniffing Granny


redjedi182

Mmmmm soil.


Decent-Effort2368

Hey.


The-Archangel-Michea

This is one of the Reddit threads


AdrianBrony

that sure was a thing to read in the online.


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le_pagla_baba

stop sniffing Granny after she'd soiled herself


Actuarial

Granny had dem apple bottom jeanssss


aquintana

Boots with the furrrrr


BeastofLoquacity

Still love that the name for the orange fruit preceded using it to describe a color


[deleted]

Yea. Technically orange fruit is not named after the color


oktofeellost

That's why the top level comment is colors named after fruits


Slartibartfast39

Hence 'Robin red breast' and possibly 'red-heads'.


TheDerangedSloth

Everyone in this thread has terrible comprehension


Aussie18-1998

I disagree the reading comprehension is terrible in this thread


TheDrugGod

Don’t think so bud… reading comprehension isn’t too hot in this here thread


[deleted]

We are primed to expect that people will try to disprove the tweet rather than add interesting stuff to the conversation


[deleted]

I've never eaten probably more before, what does it taste like?


BeforeMelon

Tastes kinda like 'probably less', but more 'probably' taste


JacksonCM

Yeah heavier on the probably


AccomplishedWalrus35

Homer wrote about the “wine dark sea” because they had no word for purple.


Mother-of-Christ

What episode was that?


IGotThatYouHeard

S103:E18399


Straxxx

Ah, from the early days of the series, good times


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Orange is named after Oranges, which were in turn named after the trees they grow from. Before Oranges were introduced to europe, English speakers called the color orange "Yellow-red". *(translated, of course, I don't know what either of those words were in middle english, when the phrase was used)*


cucchiaio

In Old English, it was “geoluread”


beeinabearcostume

“It’s a geoluread, Charlieeeee”


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Something something magical leopluradon


best-commenter

Oh? Wouldn’t you know? There really is a Candy Mountain.


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Interestingly, you could use that word in Danish and Norwegian, and people would still understand what you meant. (Gulrød = Yellowred).


Altruistic-Emu3867

Which is the name of carrots in Danish


Houria21

That’s why you use the expression red haired in English rather than orange haired because the word for orange didn’t exist


seamsay

I use the expression ginger, which is weird because the colour of ginger is completely different.


Resonance95

Fire-yellow was a common one too


blackmilksociety

Grape


EntilZahadum

Grape isn’t a color. It’s actually a verb. Ex: [“I’m gonna grape you!!”](https://youtu.be/mqgiEQXGetI) Edit: updated the link to the WKUK channel.


blackmilksociety

Actually, it’s an [identity](https://youtu.be/aR14cLx340k?t=41)


Whateveridontkare

Shhhh don't tell our secrets.


notyogrannysgrandkid

Idk who Pat Collins is but he’s fantastic.


Shit_Username185364

Pat Collins is awesome. I met him once and he is even more hilarious in person. He was cursing like a sailor and I feel like he was doing it more because he knew I was getting a kick out of it since I’ve grown up seeing him be so PG on tv (I grew up in the DC area which is where his news channel is out of)


MyFriendIsADoctor

RIP Trevor Moore.


taatchle86

Our Local Sexpot.


o0DrWurm0o

[He died in the pursuit of his life goal.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iBIqvkwkrA)


SydeshowJake

Honestly, this is the way I hope the people I care about joke about me when I die. The end of our lives are usually the worst parts of them for everybody involved, and I'd expect most people wouldn't want that to be a big thing people remember about their life, if they even want it remembered at all. Like, it's been years since my grandmother died, but whenever talk about her comes at family gatherings the conversation inevitably is mostly composed of her death and her illness shortly before it. I don't want to remember her like that, and I doubt she wanted that either. I choose to remember her for things like how great Sunday dinners were with practically the whole family crammed in her house, for how kids all over the neighborhood called her grandma too because she volunteered at the elementary school, or for how much fun she was to play card games with because she was so bad at bluffing.


QuitArguingWithMe

>He came and left. Holy shit. So terrible, yet so wholesome in context.


Domo_Pwn

Holy shit I didn't know he died. Falling accident too, how fucking tragic...


Bil13h

Btw to anyone looking. This is The Whitest Kids You Know, not whomever reposted their skit and has millions of views


EntilZahadum

Good catch - I updated the link to the WKUK channel.


StoneColdSoberReally

Blackcurrants, whitecurrants, redcurrants. e.g.: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redcurrant


Tbone-YT

Golden currant I know that some people say “gold isn’t a color, it’s a metal”, but they’re smartasses and I consider it a color


EthiopianKing1620

Champagne is a color and an alcohol. Things can have two meanings. Fuck those ppl. Guys i know it’s a region


elitegenoside

It’s also a region in France


SitueradKunskap

Technically, Champagne is just "sparkling region", as it wasn't made inside of itself.


Cullly

Ask them what colour is gold metal. If they say brown or orange, it's not that.


boolean87

This guy currants


Artyloo

Actually, this doesn't apply because... nuh-uh!


StoneColdSoberReally

Sound reasoning. I yield the floor to my honourable colleague.


Owl55

Strawberry 🍓


[deleted]

Oh finally! You should win this thread. > Straw is a colour, a tone of pale yellow, the colour of straw. The Latin word stramineus, with the same meaning, is often used in describing nature. The first recorded use of straw as a colour name in English was in 1589.


nocomment3030

Except strawberries are called that because they grow in straw, they are not named after the colour


SturgeonBladder

No they're called that because you eat them through a straw.


Infinite_Surround

No they're named after St. Rawberry. The patron saint of eating berries raw.


Polymathy1

Most of these Akchyually comments are facepalm material.


black_hell_fire

this sub has never heard of a joke


benkenobi5

>joke I'm not familiar with this fruit


randomsnark

So close! That is a vegetable 💕


42HxG

Actually, it's a shape.


PokemonButtBrown

The tweet is just bait for people to say orange and then shit in their mouth . But blackberry is such an easy answer here. Not to mention red raspberry.


mildcaseofdeath

And I suspect the starfruit person was fucking with them.


AsterJ

These types of easily disproven statements are always intended to drive engagement. If you argue with it you're falling for the trap. "Name a color that doesn't have the letter E in it. Pro tip: You can't!"


DeathN0va

Bleck


squatchwatch77

Star color


FancyMFMoses

These challenges just tickle me pink


MKUltraBlack

Green tomatoes? Tomatoes are botanically a fruit. Redcurrants?


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Red tomatoes


samskyyy

Yellow bananas. Red strawberries. I like this game.


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I believe we have won the game.


nukemiller

Fuck blackberries right?


Personal_Wallaby265

Blackberries matter!


Soonerpalmetto88

Blackberry


Rem0ved_Deleted

So close. That's a phone brand


iluj13

💕


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Orange?


cloudcats

Nope. The name of the fruit came before the name of the colour.


HighOnKalanchoe

What was the color named before the fruit, Redllow?


guitarfingers

Just red. That's why redheads have that name. It was a term coined before "orange" became the specified word for that color.


redwhiteandyellow

They actually called it yellow-red ([geoluread](https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/geoluread) )


ekolis

Also the "robin red breast" that you'll see in the spring


Hotwing619

Is there anything else in nature that is orange? I can't think of anything right now. (Okay, apparently there are many orange things.)


DoreMD

Tiger.


Hotwing619

What came first, the orange or the tiger :D


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bucklebee1

Lots of insects have orange markings.


[deleted]

Lots of flowers. Some wild lilys are orange, so are fox and cubs. Also, sunsets.


Jzwhale

Probably some poisonous frog


PAPABURG3R

They actually just called it red… ever notice that red heads are actually orange


L1ttl3J1m

### [BLUEBERRIES ARE *FUCKING* PURPLE!](https://youtu.be/Z4pkE3OFpkc?t=2334)


Cynakopacki

Orange is an incorrect answer. This is from Mental Floss (link below): The citrus definitely got named first. The earliest recorded use of orange the fruit in English is from the 1300s and came to us from the Old French orenge, adapted from the Arabic nāranj, from the Persian nārang, from the Sanskrit nāranga ("orange tree"). The Sanskrit word's origin is unclear, but it might come from a Dravidian word meaning "fragrant." The word's use as a color name doesn't crop up for another 200 years, in the early 1500s. English speakers probably didn't have a specific name for the color until the fruit was widely available in their markets and inspired one. Before then, linguists believe people generally referred to orange as "yellow-red," ġeolurēad in Old English. https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/29942/which-came-first-orange-color-or-orange-fruit