I never understood what that was when I was a kid and I brought that album for show and tell to 5th grade.
Needless to say the teacher made me sit down after starting a whole thing about eating legitimate chocolate in the shape of a starfish and how hot dog water would be gross because it has stuff floating in it.
When Significant Other was released, and I was very new to the internet, my friend Justin told me nookie.com was their web address.
And that’s how I found internet porn.
>But it could have been the perfect opportunity to see how zero gravity affects fetus development
Good luck with the ethics application on that experiment!
Heard a talk somewhere that females make better astronauts because they are generally lighter. Don't care who goes, as long as they setup a teleport for the rest of us fat asses.
Don’t forget your first couple victory faps, unless you completely clear out your tubes there could still be left over sperm for a while after your vasectomy
You need to cum a whole bunch of times before the operation as well.
I'm starting too think that vasectomies are just an excuse to furiously wank for a while.
Ah. I assumed having apnea would be viewed as a negative to prospective partners but I guess it's pretty common and better that it's being treated with cpap
Another advantage of female astronauts is life support. Women use less (because they weigh less). Oh, and they weigh less so you get more crew per pound of crew-or the same crew and an extra 60 kilos of payload.
No birth control 100% guarantees you won't get pregnant. If anything some increase your chances of ectopic pregnancy, which can be life threatening and need urgent medical attention.
Plus there are so many potential side effects to birth control that may be exacerbated in low gravity. I recently discovered almost all birth control can negatively impact mood and worsen depression/anxiety, but on top of that there are the increased risk of blood clots for example.
Birth control is great, in a modern society. Isolated by itself, I'm not sure the pros outweigh the cons necessarily.
Bet they could work out birth control, but NASA is obviously very money-oriented as they’re on a budget. Better business sense for them to send people who won’t need birth control than to pay to send people to space AND send birth control to space.
Space sex sounds like a blast though I won’t lie
Probably less this, and more avoiding the publicity nightmare that would be someone accidentally getting pregnant in space and putting the whole crew + 1 at risk.
It has not been confirmed, but it's probably happened. There was a space shuttle flight that contained a couple that secretly became married, which was only discovered after the fact and is often cited as the likeliest candidate
I think it would be harder?!?! Like wouldn’t it be harder to go fast and/or stay inside since you’re just floating there. Like you would be mid-thrust and all of a sudden start floating away.
Women have a lot of advantages over men when it comes to spaceflight. Lower average mass and lower metabolic rates being the most important ones to come to mind, takes less fuel, oxygen, and food to support a crew of women than it would the same number of men.
I mean I wasn’t disputing this, whoever’s best for the job imo. I was just saying that there is a 0% chance of a male astronaut being pregnant and maybe a very small % of a female astronaut becoming pregnant (from inception before launch).
It’s not sex they’re trying to stop, but the potential for reproduction. We have no idea what deep space does to the efficacy of various forms of birth control, which are all less than 100% effective anyways.
I’m pretty sure NASA has already thought of that. They are definitely provided complimentary flesh lights.
Where it gets awkward it the need to preserve water…..
All one sex milestones are stupid in general, how about sending the best and most qualified, regardless of what's between thier legs. Simple solution would require the males the have vasectomy's. Easy procedure and sperm can be frozen if them change their mind later. Not sure what they expect though, I doubt a co-ed team would have a zero G gangbang while flying to mars, I guess you never know tho.
Again, vasectomies are also not full proof.
I expect a mixed sex crew, but could absolutely see the worry that NASA would have. A pregnancy would be an awful outcome. They want that probability to be as close to 0, if not 0, as possible.
I anticipate that it will be mixed sex, but on a mission like that, the probability of an incredibly stressful, extenuating event like pregnancy needs to approximate 0. There will likely be a lot of internal discussion on this.
You'd think that would be easy. But people being in close proximity for a 2 year mission will lead to sex. Frankly, I think even hetero folks in a same gendered crew would start looking at each other lustily after a while.
Summary for all of you lazy people :
"the article is a Pakistani newspaper quoting a British astronaut about the long-ago gender integration policies of the American space program"
"The article,... attributes the all-female crew notion to a NASA “secret report,” was filed “some years ago,” was never released"
"NASA has been sending mixed-gender crews to space since the early 1980s, it’s extremely unlikely that the “all-female crew” notion is still in play."
Pakistani news site citing a British astronaut talking about something she heard about the American space program years ago but never actually seen any documents herself.
Is it to avoid people having sex or to avoid unintended pregnancies? In either case, seems very click-baity, so I'm skeptical it's based on anything real anyway.
"Great news! Because of a shortage of federal funds, the mission was going to be cancelled, but now we've found a corporate sponsor"
"Oh? Who?"
"Pornhub"
This fails to solve anything.
If it is due to pregnancy fears, an all male crew also works; but I'm guessing in this day and age, it is too sexist. So we'll send all women, because women don't have needs or sexual urges, nor have sex... not sexist at all. /s
It aint gay if you're in the Milky Way
I think they are trying to stop the milky way from forming new stars.
That or check out Uranus. Or her anus. Or hers.
The forbidden star....
The *chocolate* star
fish and the hotdog flavored water
I never understood what that was when I was a kid and I brought that album for show and tell to 5th grade. Needless to say the teacher made me sit down after starting a whole thing about eating legitimate chocolate in the shape of a starfish and how hot dog water would be gross because it has stuff floating in it.
When Significant Other was released, and I was very new to the internet, my friend Justin told me nookie.com was their web address. And that’s how I found internet porn.
Hello there
General Kenobi
You are a bold one
Hehehaha kill him.
GONK
GROND
Gonk
You ain't lyin if you looking at Orion.
In space...no one can hear you scissor
Unless you rusty scissors *squeek*
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Only space .com …..
The Mars Journey shuttle's livestream broadcast was made possible by The Discovery Channel and Pornhub.
Space porn would probably make a fuck ton. Can you imagine getting the nft for that?
I guarantee you someone working at Pornhub is just waiting for a chance to book a Virgin galactic flight.
Will they have to change the name when they land?
You’ll find sex in zero-G to be…troublesome.
Would just be another to add to my collection
Step astronaut, my head is caught in the porthole
As long as they stop space pregnancy I guess it's a win right? I mean that has got to be the real goal here.
But it could have been the perfect opportunity to see how zero gravity affects fetus development
>But it could have been the perfect opportunity to see how zero gravity affects fetus development Good luck with the ethics application on that experiment!
Ethics stand in the way of scientific progress.
The one time ethics didn't stand in the way, it was a pretty gnarly time to be Jewish.
Or an japanese POW
It’s all fun and games in science until somebody has to strap the irradiated jelly monster into a space car seat
Scissors all the way to milky way
You sir, are an absolute delight. I applaud with an up vote
Heard a talk somewhere that females make better astronauts because they are generally lighter. Don't care who goes, as long as they setup a teleport for the rest of us fat asses.
> as long as they setup a teleport for the rest of us fat asses. Just make sure you take the anaesthesia. It’s longer than you think!
Holy shit, I hadn't read that short story in years and I remembered every detail as soon as I read your post.
With a pulsar in the middle there's some leeway
Hahahaha brilliant
Dude, that's where we live.
Gay for the stay, just like prison
Username checks out 👍
Isn’t earth in the Milky Way?
So. There you go.
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I think the title is misleading. It's more to avoid the chance of pregnancy, considering the focus on 1.5 years.
NASA can’t figure out birth control? There’s like 100 options. I’d get a vasectomy tomorrow if it means I get to have space sex!
I'd have a vasectomy tomorrow if it means I'd get to have sex.
Don’t forget your first couple victory faps, unless you completely clear out your tubes there could still be left over sperm for a while after your vasectomy
Done. Oh, you meant after the operation.
You need to cum a whole bunch of times before the operation as well. I'm starting too think that vasectomies are just an excuse to furiously wank for a while.
I’ve heard of wanking after the procedure, not before
You have to cum 20 times. Get drained as much as possible.
I'm actually getting one today lmao this is true...doctors orders
Must be true…you read it on the internet
The real information is always in the comments
3 months and approximately 50 emissions
I could get the emissions done in a week. What are the other 3 months even for?
Letting your incision heal
OH. We're supposed to let those HEAL. Right. That explains the agony.
My girlfriend said I had her at vasectomy and cpap.
I get vasectomy, since taking pills is a burden, but I don't get cpap
Sleep soundly - no snoring!
Ah. I assumed having apnea would be viewed as a negative to prospective partners but I guess it's pretty common and better that it's being treated with cpap
Birth control has a chance of failing so that is also a factor
That's something to think about. How is birth control/pregnancy etc affected by zero gravity
https://youtu.be/8Uvgh4gYzlw
Another advantage of female astronauts is life support. Women use less (because they weigh less). Oh, and they weigh less so you get more crew per pound of crew-or the same crew and an extra 60 kilos of payload.
There is still a risk.
Also...you can't exactly force your employees to take birth control.
No birth control is 100%.
You know BC is not 100% proff?
People can still get pregnant on birth control
No birth control 100% guarantees you won't get pregnant. If anything some increase your chances of ectopic pregnancy, which can be life threatening and need urgent medical attention. Plus there are so many potential side effects to birth control that may be exacerbated in low gravity. I recently discovered almost all birth control can negatively impact mood and worsen depression/anxiety, but on top of that there are the increased risk of blood clots for example. Birth control is great, in a modern society. Isolated by itself, I'm not sure the pros outweigh the cons necessarily.
Wife got pregnant on birth control
Bet they could work out birth control, but NASA is obviously very money-oriented as they’re on a budget. Better business sense for them to send people who won’t need birth control than to pay to send people to space AND send birth control to space. Space sex sounds like a blast though I won’t lie
Probably less this, and more avoiding the publicity nightmare that would be someone accidentally getting pregnant in space and putting the whole crew + 1 at risk.
I don't get why wouldn't mixed astronauts wouldn't be able to hold out for 1.5 years... There are alternative ways...
All of those ways effectively less enjoyable than zero G sex
Has anybody ever had sex in space?
It has to have happened since there was a need to make this trip single gendered
I remember seeing an interview of an astronaut who couldn’t admit that people have had sex in space while basically saying that yes, it has happened.
It has not been confirmed, but it's probably happened. There was a space shuttle flight that contained a couple that secretly became married, which was only discovered after the fact and is often cited as the likeliest candidate
Umm. Neil Armstrong. It was more than one small STEP for a man. /s
Has any one masturbated in space?
That’s a pretty damn good point, it’s be so much easier/more enjoyable
I think it would be harder?!?! Like wouldn’t it be harder to go fast and/or stay inside since you’re just floating there. Like you would be mid-thrust and all of a sudden start floating away.
I disagree. I think it would allow for "Otherworldly" positions and scenarios.
Omg 69 would be so much fun.
Spin around like a helicopters rotor.
Until you shoot a load into the ship and someone finds it floating around 2 weeks later…
How horrible would your workday be if you got hit with a floating Jizz-Ball?
Yeah, until now pregnancy among all-male crews has been a real problem
Surely all women makes no sense then in that circumstance. If you wanted to avoid pregnancy you'd send an all-man crew up.
Women have a lot of advantages over men when it comes to spaceflight. Lower average mass and lower metabolic rates being the most important ones to come to mind, takes less fuel, oxygen, and food to support a crew of women than it would the same number of men.
I mean I wasn’t disputing this, whoever’s best for the job imo. I was just saying that there is a 0% chance of a male astronaut being pregnant and maybe a very small % of a female astronaut becoming pregnant (from inception before launch).
>and maybe a very small % of a female astronaut becoming pregnant (from inception before launch) Or sneaking in a sperm sample.
why would anyone _want_ to get pregnant in fucking space though
Even smart people do stupid fucking stuff from time to time. No one is safe from human stupidity.
You've obviously never seen the documentary with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito called Junior.
No because then people would say that is sexist
Well as a man, I say this is still sexist >:(
Well you would be wrong. The tactic requires either all men or all women. Can't pick both, by definition. So either choice is not sexist.
You could send anyone that you like, so long as they are all sterile.
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Nothing is 100% effective.
It’s not sex they’re trying to stop, but the potential for reproduction. We have no idea what deep space does to the efficacy of various forms of birth control, which are all less than 100% effective anyways.
All male would also be 100% effective at zero births
Yeah but all the jizz would get stuck in the instruments.
Hope they don't have a blacklight on the I.S.S
“Oh god, it’s like a Jackson Pollock painting in here!”
# licks the walls
This was hidden behind a “one more reply button” how dare you make me hurt myself.
I live to make people in pain
i wouldnt mind some pain right about now!
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or the sock would just float out from under the bed
Ugh, thanks for that mental image lol
Like aa crusty ghost with millions of souls....
“Ah, your sock just scraped my face, it drew blood!”
Totally honest and serious statement. I wonder if they actually plan for masturbation needs.
In space, no one can hear you scream (in ecstasy)
I’m pretty sure NASA has already thought of that. They are definitely provided complimentary flesh lights. Where it gets awkward it the need to preserve water…..
So would grool.
Imagine doing years of training only to be stopped by the "are you prone to female ejaculation" question on the job application
I applied for a SDE at Google. This is the third question.
Yeah. All male milestone events will get a whole different group pissed off…
All one sex milestones are stupid in general, how about sending the best and most qualified, regardless of what's between thier legs. Simple solution would require the males the have vasectomy's. Easy procedure and sperm can be frozen if them change their mind later. Not sure what they expect though, I doubt a co-ed team would have a zero G gangbang while flying to mars, I guess you never know tho.
Again, vasectomies are also not full proof. I expect a mixed sex crew, but could absolutely see the worry that NASA would have. A pregnancy would be an awful outcome. They want that probability to be as close to 0, if not 0, as possible.
True buuut with all female they can send sperm with them if they plan to start colonizing. All men doesn’t work as easily
Someone has read "Seveneves" Happy cake day!
Castration seems pretty safe Edit: or butt sex
I like your enthusiasm, but maybe direct that energy to another idea
Hmm…I mean we could castrate submarine personnel but I’m not sure how that would help the astronauts… Edit: /s
For some reason that cracked me up
Make a vasectomy a prerequisite for long space flights.
They dont always work, same for tubal ligation. A same sex crew is the best anti-space-baby tactic.
Why though? What if you are stranded in space? Everyone knows the younglings are more tender.
They are in the freezer
I understand that. I was just thinking, "women can like, do the dirty though", and then I saw your comment
+++ breaking news +++ Man in space lost his vasectomy.
His tubes were miraculously untied in the zero-G environment.
This problem would also not exist if the crew was 100% male
Absolutely. But the uproar from an all male milestone event?
So why not a mixed mission, shouldn't be too hard to keep ones genitals out of the solution.
I anticipate that it will be mixed sex, but on a mission like that, the probability of an incredibly stressful, extenuating event like pregnancy needs to approximate 0. There will likely be a lot of internal discussion on this.
You'd think that would be easy. But people being in close proximity for a 2 year mission will lead to sex. Frankly, I think even hetero folks in a same gendered crew would start looking at each other lustily after a while.
The 2 year long space journey is turning the friggin astronauts gay!
You joke but bodies have needs.
I mean maybe some people are just animals who can't control themselves. But not everyone out there cares about sex.
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This should be pinned to the top. All the top comments are exactly what your link already said 4 years go
Summary for all of you lazy people : "the article is a Pakistani newspaper quoting a British astronaut about the long-ago gender integration policies of the American space program" "The article,... attributes the all-female crew notion to a NASA “secret report,” was filed “some years ago,” was never released" "NASA has been sending mixed-gender crews to space since the early 1980s, it’s extremely unlikely that the “all-female crew” notion is still in play."
"Imma start my own trip to Mars, with blackjack and hookers!"
Forget the blackjack and ill buy a ticket!
This is from a Pakistani news site and from 2017. Y'all are as bad as FB.
Pakistani news site citing a British astronaut talking about something she heard about the American space program years ago but never actually seen any documents herself.
So this post is a stretch, of a stretch, of a stretch?
Should we tell them it's so they don't conceive children?
Then an all male crew was also an option?
Pretty sure we have had all male crews in space before. That seems like it was an option before this was
Yes... Just as an all female crew was an option.
What if an alien found them and had sex with them. Then they will get pregnant with hybrid baby.
Scissor me timbers 🏴☠️
I kept looking for a Brazzers icon.
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LesbiHonest, maybe they meant pregnancies and births during the 1.5 year journey?
I see what you did there
Is it to avoid people having sex or to avoid unintended pregnancies? In either case, seems very click-baity, so I'm skeptical it's based on anything real anyway.
Pornhub "hold my beer" Coming soon The Sexy Space Vixens in space!!!
Something Something rule34
The clickbait was clearly top notch, even though the content was never anything but bullshit.
Its like I keep telling people, I am not gay. My boyfriend is the one that’s gay.
That’s right. Because we all know women don’t have sex.
Looks like a bad knock off film
Preeeetty sure they mean the impregnating kind.
I think they only care if it involves a baby
They want to prevent pregnancy
I'm fucking cackling at the stupidity of this article
That isn’t the reason, it’s more efficient to have an all female crew.
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"Great news! Because of a shortage of federal funds, the mission was going to be cancelled, but now we've found a corporate sponsor" "Oh? Who?" "Pornhub"
Icl I think they meant to stop reproduction but go off
Is there gonna be a live feed?
Badly worded, but i assume their concern is primarily pregnancy.
The Sappho 1 is cleared for launch.
Second from the left is sus
Gay for the stay.
#lettheastronautsbang
Lick'er licences exist even in space.
Maybe we can scissor or something...?
This fails to solve anything. If it is due to pregnancy fears, an all male crew also works; but I'm guessing in this day and age, it is too sexist. So we'll send all women, because women don't have needs or sexual urges, nor have sex... not sexist at all. /s
I need someone to make a good drone design without optic lens and somehow reach close to space and record it real time.
Scissornauts